# Like Father, Like Clown

The Simpsons, season 3, episode 6 (S03E06), first aired October 24, 1991.
Written by Jay Kogen and Wallace Wolodarsky. Directed by Jeffrey Lynch and Brad Bird. Production code 8F05.
Guest stars: Jackie Mason as Hyman Krustofsky.
Chalkboard gag: "I will finish what I sta". Couch gag: Lying Down Bart.

Pressured into a long-promised dinner with the Simpsons, Krusty the Clown reveals that he was born Herschel Krustofsky and that his father, Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky, disowned him for choosing comedy over the rabbinate. Bart and Lisa set out to reunite them, but the rabbi rebuffs them until they win him over with a quotation from Sammy Davis Jr., and father and son reconcile on Krusty's show.

Who's in it: Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Marge Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Moe Szyslak, Milhouse Van Houten, Barney Gumble, Chief Wiggum, Krusty the Clown, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Patty Bouvier, Reverend Lovejoy, Selma Bouvier, Santa's Little Helper, Sideshow Mel, Itchy, Scratchy, Bleeding Gums Murphy, Coward, The Happy Little Elves, Mr. Teeny, Radioactive Man, Cheery, Corporal Punishment, Larry Davis, Lois Pennycandy, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Alfred Hitchcock, George Harrison, The Beatles, Tina Ballerina, Hyman Krustofsky, Adam, Clown Doctor, Eve, Ice Cream Lady, John Lennon, Martians, Noah, Itchy Jr., Krusty and the Krums, Lenny, Monsignor Kenneth Daly, Scratchy Jr., Yiddle.

Every moment of the episode, about ten seconds each: when it is, what happens on screen, and what's said.
The descriptions are written by an AI model from frames of each moment and can get small details wrong. The dialogue is from the episode's subtitles.

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## 0:00–0:12

Bart Simpson, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands in a classroom at a blackboard, chalk in hand, writing the words "I WILL FINISH WHAT I STA" in white chalk while a wall clock and a red trash can sit nearby. He then turns and dashes sideways across the room, grinning with eyes squeezed shut and one arm stretched out, as the chalk text is partly shown in the background. The scene opens from black to a sky of puffy clouds on blue, where the title "THE SIMPSONS" appears in yellow letters.

> The Simpsons

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## 0:12–0:25

Homer, in a yellow hazmat suit and helmet, holds a glowing green rod with tongs at a nuclear plant control console beneath a CAUTION sign, then turns his back and points toward the controls while Mr. Burns and Smithers watch from behind the counter at right. The scene cuts to an orange blur, and then Maggie, with her pacifier and blue bow, sits in a shopping cart while Marge, with her tall blue beehive, smiles beside her in a store aisle. Maggie is not reading, so the Frosted Krusty Flakes Mom Monthly magazine in the earlier store scene belongs to a different moment in the same store setting, with a Squishee-style sign and a checkout sign visible.

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## 0:25–0:38

Lisa, in her red dress, plays in a school band among rows of kids playing brass and woodwinds while a heavyset conductor with white hair and an orange sweater leads from a music stand. She then walks down an orange hallway with a blue instrument case under her arm, passing posters and a bust of Beethoven, toward blue double doors. Outside, Homer in his white shirt and blue jeans stands beside a pink car in the driveway by a garage and a blue mailbox.

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## 0:38–0:51

Homer, in a white shirt and blue pants, leans out of a pink doorway with one arm outstretched and a leg raised, holding a dark object. He then sits on a brown couch beside Marge, with her tall blue beehive, Maggie in her blue bow, and Lisa in her red dress, all watching a television in a pink living room with a lamp and a telephone. The TV screen shows the credits, first 'Created by Matt Groening' and then 'Developed by James L. Brooks, Matt Groening, Sam Simon'.

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## 0:51–1:01

Krusty the Clown, with blue hair, a red nose and a purple shirt, stands on a circus stage and holds up a red-handled axe while the crowd of Springfield townspeople fills the tiered seats behind him, with the credit text "Co-Executive Producers AL JEAN & MIKE REISS" across the lower part of the picture. He then moves to the centre of the stage, where a figure with blue spiky hair in a green skirt is strapped to a blue board at the right, and a red-and-white mat lies on the floor. Krusty kneels on the red mat and swings the axe down toward a grey cone-shaped object at the right edge, casting a large shadow across the sand-coloured stage.

> I hold in my hand the final axe.

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## 1:01–1:09

Krusty the Clown, with his blue hair and purple shirt, stands before an audience under a glowing APPLAUSE sign, and then an axe spins through the air against a red and orange background. Krusty is strapped to a blue board in a green grass skirt as axes and knives land around him, then he appears in close-up with a hand to his chin. Lisa, Maggie with her pacifier and blue bow, and Bart sit on a brown couch with their mouths wide open.

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## 1:09–1:18

Krusty the Clown, with his teal hair, red nose, blue bow tie and lavender shirt, stands in front of a red curtain and smiles while gesturing with white-gloved hands. He is soon joined by a heavyset woman in a pink tutu, a lollipop-topped clown in a teal coat with a briefcase, a grey-moustached man in a green military uniform, and a small figure with teal curls and a green collar, all posing under an orange scalloped valance. As Krusty spreads his arms wide, on-screen credits appear in white letters naming supervising producers Jay Kogen and Wallace Wolodarsky, then producer George Meyer, then Richard Sakai and David Silverman.

> Well, kids, that's all the time we have for today.
> I'd like to thank Sideshow Mel, Corporal Punishment, Tina Ballerina, oh,
> and from Knots Landing, Miss Donna Mills.
> Oh, she was a sport.

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## 1:18–1:27

Krusty the Clown stands in the center in front of a red-and-orange circus tent, grinning and laughing in his white gloves and bow tie, while a woman in a pink dress with grey-violet hair, a clown with pink curly hair and a lollipop, and a uniformed man in green stand beside him, and a small blue-haired figure stands at the lower right. Krusty gestures with his hands and laughs, the others mostly stay still, and white credit text appears over the scene, first 'Co-Producer John Swartzwelder', then 'Co-Producer Jon Vitti', then 'Written by Jay Kogen & Wallace Wolodarsky'.

> We've had lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of fun,
> but now the time has come to go.

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## 1:27–1:36

Krusty the Clown stands at the center of a group under an orange-and-red circus tent with a red curtain behind them, wearing a purple shirt, blue bow tie, white gloves and green pants. To his left a green-faced clown with pink curly hair and a lollipop, in a light blue coat and holding a briefcase, stands beside a yellow-skinned woman with lavender hair in a pink dress. To his right a heavy man in a green uniform and cap stands next to a pale, thin man with blue-green hair and a green collar necklace, who is held by the arm. Krusty grins with hands clasped, then gestures with his white-gloved hands, raising one toward the woman and spreading both wide while laughing with his mouth open. A white title card reading "Directed by Jeffrey Lynch with Brad Bird" appears over the lower middle of the scene in the early moments.

> If this silk con was found dead in his bed tomorrow I'd be in heaven
> still doing this show
> See you some other time!

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## 1:36–1:42

Krusty the Clown, with blue-green hair, a pink shirt, a bow tie and white gloves, appears on a boxy monitor in a dark studio, gesturing and grinning as he speaks. Beside him, a crew member with curly blond hair, headphones and a maroon 'CREW KRUSTY' shirt watches the screen, and in the final moments he reaches out and points at a control box with a switch while Krusty, now smaller and lower in the monitor, still gestures with his hands. Red and yellow studio lights glow above, and a round dial and small red and green indicator lights sit on the equipment.

> Great show, Krusty. I really laughed when you did that one.

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## 1:42–1:52

Krusty the Clown, in a pink shirt and white gloves, walks down a corridor beside a woman with lavender hair, a blue dress and red beads, while a heavyset man in a yellow shirt stands at the right edge. They pass a wall calendar and a red door marked STAGE 15, then Krusty stops at a green door marked RADIO, holding a small bowl and turning its knob as the woman writes with a pencil. Krusty leans toward her as she keeps writing, and a fire extinguisher labeled BREAK GLASS hangs on the wall beside them.

> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where's my nicotine gum?
> Oh, that's the stuff.
> Damn, I'm exhausted. Those kids were like ice out there.

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## 1:52–2:02

Krusty the Clown, with teal-green hair, a pink shirt, and white gloves, stands bent forward holding a white towel while a lavender-haired woman in a light blue dress and red beaded necklace jots notes on a pad with a pencil beside him. Over several moments he straightens, turns toward a door marked STUDIO, and then stands by the door still clutching the towel as she keeps writing, with Krusty posters and a wall calendar in the blue-walled room behind them.

> You've got a 4.30 merchandising meeting.
> Cancel it. Therapist. Cancel it. Personal trainer.
> Cancel it. The opening line on the Giants is five and a half.
> Put a dime on it. Thank you. Dinner with Bart Simpson.
> I don't know any Bart Simpson.

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## 2:02–2:13

Krusty the Clown, in a pink shirt with a blue bow tie and a white glove, stands beside a green door holding a white towel and pointing a gloved finger while a woman with a lavender bob and red beaded necklace jots on a notepad beneath a poster reading "Krusty Show." Outside, Chief Wiggum in his blue police cap stands with a man in a navy suit and a woman in a pink dress as reporters thrust microphones at them. Wiggum grimaces and speaks, and Krusty stands glaring at him with a sour expression.

> Krusty, he's the boy who saved you from jail.
> Well, we made a terrible, terrible mistake.
> Uh, won't happen again.

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## 2:13–2:25

Bart Simpson in an orange shirt stands in a crowd of legs with heavy-lidded eyes and a smirk, while Krusty the Clown in a pink shirt and blue bow tie speaks into microphones held by a man in a grey hat and suit, with Homer Simpson staring beside him. Krusty then kneels on the floor over a red cloth, smiles and rests a gloved hand on Bart's shoulder as Bart looks up wide-eyed. Later, a glum Krusty stands in a green doorway beside a woman with lavender hair and a notepad, who is writing and looking at him.

> Well, there was one boy who trusted me all along.
> Bart? Yes, sir?
> Thank you.
> Oh, yeah.
> Cancel it.

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## 2:25–2:35

Maggie Simpson, the baby with a blue bow and pacifier, and Santa's Little Helper, the family's brown greyhound, are in the Simpson kitchen, with Marge Simpson in her blue beehive standing at the wall phone in the final part. At first Maggie crawls on the floor while the greyhound sniffs at a purple bowl near the green stove, and then the dog leans over Maggie as she crawls toward the bowl. The scene then shifts to a close view of the orange wall phone with a pink receiver, and Marge, wearing a red bead necklace and an apron, holds the phone to her ear and looks concerned. A purple-haired woman in a blue top and red bead necklace, sitting at a desk with a pink-framed picture of a clown and an old-fashioned cash register, takes a call, holding the receiver to her ear.

> Hello?
> Mrs.
> Simpson, this is Lois Pennycandy, Krusty the Clown's executive assistant.
> Oh, hello, Mrs.

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## 2:35–2:49

Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive, stands at a kitchen wall phone beside cream canisters and a blender, first wide-eyed and open-mouthed, then with half-closed eyes and a weary slump as she holds the pink receiver to her ear, while Lisa, with her star-shaped spiky hair and blue bow, appears at the right edge with arms spread. Cut to a woman with lavender hair, pink lipstick, pink earrings and a pink beaded necklace, in a blue blouse, speaking into a beige phone at a desk with a green notepad and a lamp. She stays seated, her eyes shifting upward as she talks.

> Pennycandy.
> It's Miss Pennycandy, I can assure you.
> I'm sorry to inform you that Krusty will once again not be joining Bart for dinner.
> Oh, dear, this is the fifth time he's canceled.
> How can he hurt someone who loves him so?

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## 2:49–2:58

A woman with grey-violet hair and a pink bead necklace, possibly Patty or Selma, sits at a desk on the phone, eyes closed, then holds up a pink-framed portrait of Krusty the Clown and looks at it while still talking. The portrait fills the view in a close-up before the scene cuts to Marge Simpson in her apron and red beads at a kitchen wall phone, looking uneasy. Back at the desk, the woman talks into the phone with wide eyes beside a notepad, a lamp, and a rolodex.

> Oh, Mrs.
> Simpson, I've wasted my womanhood asking that same question.
> I apologize for him. Something really important came up at the last minute.

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## 2:58–3:09

Krusty the Clown, with green hair and a red nose, scrubs the pink-tiled corner of a bathroom shower with a brush, sprawled low among cleaning supplies and a red toilet seat cover. He then pushes himself up and sits with a wide-eyed, nervous expression. Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive, stands in a kitchen talking on a wall phone with a pink receiver, then frowns and hangs up.

> Lousy mildew.
> That's good enough.
> Well, thank you for calling.
> Goodbye.
> Okay, Milhouse, how many crusty autographs should I put you down for?

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## 3:09–3:22

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, lies on his bed in a bedroom with a red headboard and lamp, holding a telephone, then sits at a desk beside a green Krusty Non-Toxic Kologne bottle and a framed photo while reading a green book with orange lettering. Milhouse, the blue-haired boy with red-framed glasses, grins while holding a green telephone to his ear, and Bart later closes his eyes, smiles and gestures with raised hands as he talks. The scene moves from Bart lying back on his pillow to him sitting up, gesturing animatedly and glancing upward beside the cologne bottle.

> A hundred.
> Consider it done.
> You're walking along the street or you're at a party or else you're alone and then
> you suddenly dig, dig, dig.
> This could be the start of something big.

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## 3:22–3:32

Lisa, Maggie, Marge and Homer sit at the kitchen table with a blue tablecloth and glasses of milk, while Bart's spiky yellow head rises into view in front of them and his arms reach over the tabletop. Bart remains in the center of the table with his back to the viewer, then steps forward onto the checkered yellow and black floor in a blue suit and purple tie, his eyes half-closed and his expression sullen.

> Sweetie, I'm sorry, but Krusty isn't coming to dinner again.
> Oh, man.

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## 3:32–3:35

An unseen figure's yellow-gloved hand moves across a cluttered desk holding a Radioactive Man comic titled "My Enemy Myself", a Krusty doll, a slingshot, a Krusty ball, and a pencil cup with an atom symbol. A sheet of paper reading "FROM THE BRAIN OF BART" is laid on the desk and smoothed flat, and the gloved hand then reaches up toward the pencil cup while the paper's heading is partly hidden. Under a clear dome, a clown figurine rides a unicycle.

> Dear Krusty, this is Bart Simpson,

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## 3:35–3:45

Bart Simpson, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, leans on a wooden counter and stares glumly down at a small Krusty the Clown doll-shaped badge or pin that he holds up in his fingers, its clown face toward him. Behind him in the corner, a grey-blue cylindrical pencil holder crowded with pencils and a small figure partly hidden behind it watches. Across the moment Bart's expression stays downcast and his eyes stay fixed on the badge, while the pink wall and a blue shelf with an orange item remain in place.

> Krusty Buddy number 16302, respectfully returning his badge.
> I always suspected that nothing in life mattered.

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## 3:45–3:54

One of Marge's twin sisters, Patty or Selma, with grey-violet hair, a red bead necklace and red earrings, sits at a desk in a pink room. She reads a sheet of paper while her eyes shift sideways, then holds the paper in both hands as she looks up with a sour, sceptical expression. Behind her, framed pictures show Krusty in a director's chair beside a Hitchcock-style chair, and a group of uniformed boys with a clown at the left edge. On the desk sit a stack of envelopes, a small picture frame, and a crumpled white paper she handles as she frowns.

> Now I know for sure.
> Get bent, Bart Simpson.
> Ooh, sex chat.

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## 3:54–4:05

Krusty the Clown, with blue hair, a red nose and white gloves, holds a card reading "1-909 SEX-CHAT" showing a drawing of a woman with a phone. He dials a red telephone's keypad with a gloved hand, then lifts the card to his face while holding the receiver to his ear. He then turns his back, the phone still pressed to his head, with the card near his nose beside a green door.

> You've reached the party line.
> In a moment,
> you'll be connected to a hot party with some of the world's most beautiful women.

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## 4:05–4:13

Krusty the Clown stands in a doorway in his clown makeup, holding a small white card in one white-gloved hand and a red phone receiver to his ear with the other, while his eyes shift and his expression sours. Around him, in separate panels, Milhouse with blue hair and glasses talks on a phone while holding a card, a reddish-haired man with swept-back hair smokes a cigarette on a phone beside a green lamp, Apu talks on a blue phone while holding a card near a blue bottle, and Homer, slumped in a green armchair, listens on a phone with a bored look. The phone calls appear to be happening at the same time, with the panels showing the characters' reactions as the call goes on.

> Now, let's join the party.
> Hello?
> Hello? Are there any women here?
> Hello?

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## 4:13–4:21

Krusty the Clown, in his green-haired clown costume with white gloves, stands in a purple room holding a phone to his ear, while Patty, with grey-violet hair in a blue dress and red beads, holds a sheet of paper and stands beside him. Across the scene, Milhouse with blue hair and glasses talks on a phone in the top left, a man in a suit with swept-back hair sits in a chair smoking and holding a phone in the top right, Apu at the bottom left holds a phone to his ear and a small cup near a blue bottle, and Homer, bald and heavy in a white shirt, sits in a green armchair holding a phone in the bottom right. Krusty's expression shifts from a scowl to a wide-eyed look as he gestures with his gloved hands, and in the later images Patty stands glaring at him while he gestures toward her. A red telephone sits on a desk beside a lamp, and a poster reading 'Krusty's Krusty Show' hangs on the wall near a pink-framed doorway.

> Are you a beautiful woman? Do I sound like a beautiful woman?
> This is not as hot a party as I had anticipated.
> Read this. I, um... Uh, uh...

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## 4:21–4:34

Krusty the Clown stands before a green door between purple walls, wearing a pink suit, blue bow tie and white gloves, and a light switch is visible on the left. He reads a sheet of paper in his hands with a furrowed, dejected expression, then lowers his head with his eyes shut. He ends by clutching the paper against his chest, looking sorrowful.

> Dee...
> Dee... Deer.
> C-Crust.
> Why?
> It says that the little boy who never lost faith in you has lost faith in you.

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## 4:34–4:42

A woman with grey-violet hair in a light blue dress and red beads, apparently one of Marge's twin sisters, Patty or Selma, stands in a purple room beside a dressing table and a framed Krusty Show poster. She holds a sheet of paper up beside her head, then lowers it and leans toward Krusty, the clown with green hair, a red nose and a pink suit with a blue bow tie, who leans back with a hand raised to his cheek and his mouth open. Behind them a rack of hanging costumes and a barrel with partly visible lettering that reads "GU" and "POL" can be seen.

> Krusty, you are going to Bart Simpson's house for dinner tonight.
> But I have plans!
> Hey, not the face! Why, you maddening, impossible man!

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## 4:42–4:55

Krusty the Clown, with green hair, a red nose and white gloves, stands in a purple room beside a green door and a Krusty the Clown poster, while a woman with a tall lavender hairdo, pink beads and a light blue dress talks on a white telephone and gestures at him. Krusty raises his gloved hands in protest and looks startled as she scolds him, then she leans in and wraps him in a tight hug, pressing his face against her shoulder while he grimaces. A red telephone sits on a table in the lower right corner.

> If you don't go tonight, I won't be here tomorrow.
> Oh, all right, I'll go. Oh, Krusty.
> But I sure hate missing schnapps night at the Friars Club.

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## 4:55–5:06

Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, sits at a blue-covered kitchen table holding a white cup and saucer while Bart Simpson, in an orange shirt and blue shorts and holding a green book, stands by the lavender wall and gestures with an open hand. Marge sips from the cup, then looks back at Bart, who keeps talking with a surprised expression; the scene closes on a close-up of Bart grinning widely with his eyes wide against a pink and lavender backdrop. Visible objects include a wall phone, a checkered yellow-and-grey floor, and a small television on a cabinet in the kitchen.

> Bart, wipe your feet.
> Why bother? We'll just get dirty again. I've got some good news.
> Krusty the Clown is coming to dinner tonight.
> He is? For sure?
> Yes.

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## 5:06–5:18

Bart Simpson, in a blue suit and purple tie, first appears in a close-up with wide, glancing eyes and a sly smile while Homer's hand rests on his shoulder. The scene then shifts to the pink living room, where Marge stands near a bookshelf, Lisa sits in a green armchair, Maggie crawls on the teal carpet, and Homer and Bart sit beside a red lamp on the red couch. Finally, Bart, in his suit, looks on from a dining area as Krusty the Clown, with a green face and purple outfit, bends over a small yellow-faced figure with a red nose and blue hair near a blue door.

> God bless that clown.
> You think it's him?
> Hi, kids!

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## 5:18–5:23

Krusty the Clown, with blue-green hair and a purple jacket, holds baby Maggie in a red armchair in the pink living room while Marge, Lisa, and Homer look on. Krusty leans in close to Maggie, who recoils with wide eyes and an open mouth, then she scurries away and hides against Marge's long green skirt, clutching her leg. Krusty settles back in the chair with a sly, half-closed-eyed grin, his big red shoes sticking up in the air.

> Hey, hey!
> Cute kid.

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## 5:23–5:36

Milhouse, with blue hair, glasses and a red bow tie, and Bart, in a blue suit and purple tie, stand together on a night street lined with houses and a red fire hydrant. Milhouse first peeks out from behind a pale blue door, then steps out to talk with Bart, gesturing with an open hand before fiddling with his bow tie. Bart turns a suspicious sideways glance at him while Milhouse smiles and keeps tugging at the bow.

> Oh, hi, Bart. I was just in the neighborhood and...
> Why, Krusty the Clown!
> What a surprise!
> No, else.
> You can come in and drop the charade.
> Whoa!

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## 5:36–5:50

Krusty the Clown, in his purple jacket, green pants and green hair, rides a unicycle across a pink living room with his arms spread wide while Homer, Marge, Lisa and Maggie sit on the red couch watching. Bart and Milhouse, both in blue suits, stand close by as the unicycle passes the brick fireplace, the upright piano and a bookcase of trophies. A large close-up shows the spinning wheel, and Homer laughs with a hand over his face.

> Krusty, you don't have to be on tonight.
> What are you talking about? Of course he does.
> No, Dad.
> Krusty is our guest. Your pratfalls and punchinello antics aren't necessary here.
> Really?

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## 5:50–6:03

Bart in a blue suit with a pink tie gestures with an open hand, while Milhouse, in a matching blue suit with a red bow tie and red glasses, stands beside him in a pink room with a red lampshade. Krusty the clown, in a purple jacket and green pants, bends over a large purple bag covered in yellow dots and pulls items from it, then crouches with a monkey wearing a red fez and bow tie that sits on a skateboard beside him. Homer in a dark blue suit and green tie sits on a red couch between Marge with her tall blue hair, Lisa in an orange dress and pearls, and Maggie with a pacifier and blue bow, while Bart and Milhouse stand at the right and Homer speaks with his mouth open.

> Yeah.
> Just relax and be yourself.
> Oh, that's a relief.
> Go wait in the car.
> Aw, we could have seen a monkey.
> Who wants to say grace?

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## 6:03–6:11

Milhouse, with blue hair and red-rimmed glasses, and Bart in a dark suit sit at a dinner table with a yellow cloth, while a bald man in a blue suit, a girl with spiky hair and a pearl necklace, and Krusty, a clown with green hair, sit farther back. A close-up shows the girl grinning, then Milhouse fiddles with his red bow tie and rests his chin on his hand while Bart glances sideways and then sets his jaw in a scowl. Plates, glasses of milk and wine, candles, and a green soup bowl sit on the table.

> Why don't we let our guests do it?
> Bless us, oh Lord.
> Hey!
> Krusty, would you do the honors? Well, all right, I'm a little rusty, but I'll try.

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## 6:11–6:21

Krusty the Clown, with green curly hair, a red nose, a lavender shirt, a blue bow tie and white gloves, sits in front of a pink and purple backdrop, first talking with his hands raised, then smiling with his hands clasped, and finally laughing with his eyes shut. In the last part, a bald man in a dark blue suit and green tie, who resembles Herb, leans in at an arched doorway with shelves of books and a green cabinet behind him, his eyes half-closed and his mouth turned down.

> Oh,

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## 6:21–6:30

Homer Simpson in a dark blue suit, Lisa Simpson in her red dress with a pearl necklace, and Krusty the Clown in a purple shirt and blue bow tie sit at a dinner table with candles, wine glasses, plates of food, and a butter dish. Homer first laughs with his hand at his chin, then lifts a hand to his ear and leans forward while pointing, and Krusty sits smiling and tilting his head. Lisa looks up and grins, then later gazes sideways with a sly expression as Krusty grins toward the others, while Homer sits calmly with his hands together and a wide-eyed look.

> he's talking funny talk. No, Dad, that's Hebrew.
> Krusty must be Jewish.
> A Jewish entertainer? Get out of here. Dad,

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## 6:30–6:37

Homer Simpson in a blue suit and green tie sits at a dinner table with Lisa Simpson, who wears a pearl necklace and an orange top, beside a pink wall and a pot of red flowers. Homer holds a fork over his plate, scowls, then smiles and glances sideways, while Lisa grimaces and looks wide-eyed. In the final moment Homer raises a forkful of food near a half-full wine glass with half-lidded eyes, and Lisa lifts a hand toward him. The table holds a bread loaf in a box, a water glass and plates of food.

> there are many prominent Jewish entertainers, including Lauren Bacall, Dunshore,

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## 6:37–6:44

Homer Simpson, in a blue suit and black tie, sits at a dining table with Lisa Simpson, who wears a pearl necklace, while holding a wine glass and gesturing with his hand as he talks. Homer then looks uneasy and grimaces, and Lisa watches him with a flat expression. Then Krusty the Clown, in a purple shirt, white gloves and a blue bow tie, sits at the same table, looks down at his plate, and slumps forward while a dark stain of spilled wine spreads near him. Nearby on the table are wine glasses, a bottle of red wine, a lit blue candle, a bowl, and a folded pink napkin.

> William Shatner, and Mel Brooks. Mel Brooks is Jewish?

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## 6:44–6:54

Krusty the Clown sits at the dinner table in his purple shirt and bow tie, weeping and dabbing his eyes with a white glove and a red handkerchief. Bart in his blue suit at left and Lisa in her red dress and pearls watch him, while Homer in a dark suit stands in the kitchen doorway behind them. The table holds candles, a wine glass, a water glass, a butter dish, a salad bowl and plates of food.

> Krusty, are you all right?
> Yes, it's just that saying the brucola brings back a lot of painful memories.
> The old day.
> My... My father!

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## 6:54–7:06

Homer and Lisa sit at a small dining table with pink walls, a wine glass, a plate of food, and a red flower arrangement, as Homer glances sideways with a fork in hand. The scene then fades to black before showing a long dinner table where Krusty, with green hair and white gloves, covers his eyes while Bart, Milhouse, Marge with her tall blue beehive, and Lisa sit at the table, and Homer stands at the back left by a checkered floor. Plates of meatloaf, a bowl of green food, a butter dish, and wine glasses are on the tablecloth, and a baby sits in a high chair at the bottom right.

> Hey, Krusty, you gonna finish that meatloaf or what?

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## 7:06–7:18

Krusty the clown, with teal hair and white gloves, sits at a dining table with a yellow cloth, a lit candle and steak plates while Lisa, with spiky hair and a pearl necklace, watches beside him. Krusty hides his face in his gloved hands, then slumps forward with his head resting on the table as Lisa looks on with wide eyes. Homer in a blue suit, Bart, Marge with her tall blue beehive and Maggie with a pacifier and blue bow gather around the table, watching the glum clown.

> Poor Krusty. He's like a black velvet painting come to life.
> Crusty, why don't you tell us what's wrong?
> You'll feel better. Yes, Bill, you're good.
> Yeah, yeah, come on. Crusty, tell us.
> Well, okay.

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## 7:18–7:27

Krusty the Clown, with green hair, a red nose, white gloves, a lavender shirt and a blue bow tie, sits at a table with cutlery and a glass of water at the edges. He looks nervous, eyes darting and grimacing with clenched teeth, then opens his mouth to speak while his gloved hands fidget and wring together in front of his chest. The pink wall and colorful painting stay behind him as he keeps glancing to the side.

> First of all, my real name isn't Crusty the Clown.
> It's Herschel Krustovsky.
> My father was a rabbi.
> His father was a rabbi.

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## 7:27–7:36

Krusty the Clown, with green hair, red nose and a blue bow tie, sits at a table in a lavender shirt and gesturing with his white-gloved hands, first with an open mouth and then with his mouth closed. Then the scene shifts to a narrow city street lined with tall brick buildings, where a bearded, long-coated man walks past Tannen's Fatty Meats sign with a small green-haired child beside him, while a heavy man in a dark suit and hat stands by a cart and a man in a dark coat walks across the road. A figure leans from an upper window holding out a long white paper. Visible on-screen signs include TANNEN'S FATTY MEATS, a PRESSED FLOWERS sign and a sign with Hebrew-style lettering.

> His father's fa... Well, you get the idea.
> My father was the most respected man in the Lower East Side of Springfield.
> People would come from miles around to ask his advice.

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## 7:36–7:39

A yellow-skinned man with teal curly hair, a black headband, white shirt, tie and suspenders stands at the edge of a dark doorway, his hand raised to his chin as he glances sideways with a fixed grin. Beside him, a bearded man with a full orange-red beard, black hat and grey coat turns his head and glances aside in front of a shop with a kosher meat sign, round white loaves stacked behind, and a brass scale. The bearded man stands in a doorway with a staircase behind him while the teal-haired man keeps his pose beside the dark doorframe.

> Reb Khristovsky, should I finish college?

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## 7:39–7:53

A blue-haired man in a black suit and tie stands with a red-bearded man in a black hat and long grey coat and a green-haired boy in suspenders in front of a shuttered storefront with a handwritten sign reading "Cutsy's Shirt 39¢" and "Bib... Pails 7". A woman in a blue headscarf and apron, holding a baby, steps up on the right while the bearded man gestures and talks, and the boy looks up at him. Then an older grey-bearded man in a black hat and black coat joins at the right, stroking his chin, as the boy stares up and the bearded man stands with his hands at his sides.

> Yes.
> No one is poor except he who lacks knowledge.
> Rabbi, should I have another child? Yes.
> Another child would be a blessing on your house.
> Rabbi, should I buy a Chrysler? Could you rephrase that as an ethical question?

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## 7:53–8:06

Two bearded men in black hats and long black coats stand before a shop, the red-bearded man on the left and the grey-bearded man on the right, with a small blue-haired boy in a white shirt and blue tie standing in front of them. Behind them a sign reads "ATS" and a window display shows "Cotton Shirt 39¢" and "Bib Overalls 75¢". The grey-bearded man starts with eyes closed and stroking his beard, then looks askance and gestures, while the red-bearded man turns wide-eyed and speaks with open hands, and later raises his palms as the grey-bearded man clasps his hands and the boy looks up at them.

> Um, there's his right to buy a Chrysler.
> Oh, yes.
> For great is the car with power steering and dino-flow suspension.
> Papa, when I grow up, can I be a clown? No,

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## 8:06–8:13

A teal-haired, round-faced character with a black hat, white shirt, tie and suspenders stands at the left of a street-side scene, gesturing with yellow hands and talking to a bearded, red-haired man in a black hat and grey coat, who is Krusty-like in look but matches no regular exactly. The bearded man leans in, gesturing with one hand near his chin while the teal-haired one looks uneasy and fidgets, raising palms and then clasping his hands. A large dark silhouette of a figure's arm or sleeve occupies the left edge, and in the background are a wooden crate of round objects and a brown doorway. No on-screen text is visible.

> clown is not a respected member of the community.
> I want to make people laugh. Herschel, life is not fun.

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## 8:13–8:22

A bearded, red-haired man in a long dark coat and black hat leans down beside a small teal-haired figure in a black hat, white shirt and black suspenders, outside a brick building with a faded 39 cents price sign on the wall. The man grins and taps the child's face, then straightens and shrugs with open palms as he talks to the child. He turns away and points toward the building while the child, arms outstretched, reaches toward the wall, and the man walks off to the left.

> Life is serious.
> Seltzer is for drinking.
> Not for spraying.
> Tri is for noshing.
> Not for throwing. But nothing.

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## 8:22–8:32

Sideshow Bob, with his huge mane of spiky red hair and black top hat, leans in close to a young boy with teal curly hair, a white shirt, suspenders and a tie, who looks up at him. The boy then glances at a window displaying 39 cents and 25 cents prices, and next stands on the sidewalk in front of the Yiddle's Jokes storefront, whose sign reads Practical Jokes, Magic Tricks, and Medical Supplies. Finally, he looks up at a bald man with glasses and a white-gloved hand rising from a top hat in the window, with a crutch and a BANG! sign on display.

> Do as I say, or you'll get such a zits that you won't even know what hit you.
> Dad wanted me to follow in his footsteps, but the pull of clowning was too strong.

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## 8:32–8:43

A bearded, red-haired man in a long dark coat and black hat walks past the shop window of Yiddle's Jokes, where a gag hand, a crutch and a BANG! sign are displayed, and grabs the arm of a younger man in a white shirt and black suspenders who stumbles away from the window. Inside a book-lined schoolroom, students sit at green-cushioned desks with open books while a blue-haired man in a black skullcap and blue tie stands before a bookcase, reading from a large book, first pointing a finger upward and then raising a hand. The red-bearded man in the coat stands in a doorway glaring as the blue-haired man, arms spread wide, faces him.

> I got my first big laughs at yeshiva impersonating my father.
> Blah, blah, blah, blah, Moses.
> Blah, blah, blah, blah, some pants.

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## 8:43–8:55

Homer, in a blue suit and black tie, and Bart, in a blue shirt, sit at a dining table set with steak plates, with a curly teal-haired woman in a white shirt and tie watching from the side in the first moment. Homer leans toward Bart with a worried look, then grows angry and grabs Bart by the throat as Bart's eyes widen. A potted plant with red flowers sits on the sideboard against the pink wall.

> Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.
> Don't worry. I don't even like using the bathroom after you.
> Why, you little... Casty, please continue.

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## 8:55–9:06

Lisa Simpson sits beside Krusty the Clown at a dinner table set with plates, a wine bottle, salt and pepper shakers, and glasses, while Krusty clasps his white-gloved hands and looks uneasy. Then a bearded man with a bushy red beard and a dark skullcap, wearing a white shirt and black suspenders, stands by a wooden door, scowling and raising his hand as he gestures. Finally, a stout man in black trousers and suspenders walks down a red-walled hallway lit by wall lamps, toward a doorway and a red railing.

> Okay.
> My father tried to extinguish the comedy bug, but it was no use.
> What are you doing in that bathroom? Go away.
> Open the door this instant.

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## 9:06–9:17

Krusty the Clown, with green hair and a black bowler, first stands on a stool at a bathroom sink squirting from a bottle while Sideshow Bob, with his huge spiky red mane, watches from the foreground and then throws his arms wide in alarm. The scene then moves to a stage with a red curtain, where Krusty, in patched yellow pants and a purple top, turns to show his back to a seated audience of bearded men in black suits and hats holding wine glasses. He ends center stage under a spotlight, holding a six-pointed star made of sticks beside a microphone stand.

> Then came my big break. A Talmudic conference in the Catskills,
> and I was the entertainment.

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## 9:17–9:28

Krusty the Clown, with green hair, a black bowler hat and a purple shirt, performs before a crowd of bearded men in black hats and a bald man in a suit, first holding colorful sticks up in front of the tables, then on a red-lit stage beside a microphone stand as he smiles and waves. The scene then settles on two one-off bearded men at a table with a glass of purple wine: the red-bearded man gestures with open hands while the grey-bearded man listens, and by the end the red-bearded man points as the grey-bearded man glances to the side.

> But the Lord works in mysterious ways.
> Do you know that my son Herschel was first in his yeshiva class?
> As a matter of fact, he was voted the most likely to hear God.

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## 9:28–9:41

Krusty the Clown, with green curly hair, a black hat with a green sprout, and a red nose, stands against a red wall holding a bunch of colorful balloon animals and looks nervous. Behind a wooden table with a glass of purple wine, two bearded men in black hats and dark coats sit talking: a grey-bearded man with a grey-blue beard listens with half-closed eyes while a man with a frizzy reddish-orange beard gestures with both hands and speaks. The red-bearded man keeps talking and gesturing as the grey-bearded man glances at him, with a round wall lamp and a red door behind them.

> Oh, go on, Hymen. You're exaggerating again.
> You're so proud of your son. A rabbi would never exaggerate.
> A rabbi composes. He creates thoughts. He tells stories that may never have happened,
> but he does not exaggerate.
> My father would have never suspected a thing were it not for one rowdy rabbi.

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## 9:41–9:52

Krusty the Clown, with green curly hair, a black bowler hat with a green clover, a purple shirt, and a red polka-dot tie, performs on a red curtained stage holding a bunch of colorful twisted balloon animals. He grins and gestures with his arms, waving the balloons and spreading one arm wide while a spotlight shines behind him and dark silhouettes of audience members with hats sit in the foreground. He then looks dismayed and finally covers his face with both hands, his green hair hanging over his eyes.

> Hey, funny man!
> No, no, no!

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## 9:52–10:04

A bearded man with a bushy orange beard, black hat and grey coat stands gesturing with both hands while an older man with a blue-grey beard and black hat laughs beside him at a table. A heavyset figure with curly blue hair, purple shirt and blue suspenders stands with their back turned in a room where many bearded men in black hats sit at long tables with glasses and plates. The orange-bearded man keeps talking and waving his hands, spreading them palm-out, while the blue-bearded man with a drink in front of him looks on.

> Ersel.
> You have brought shame on our family.
> Oh, if you were a musician or a jessie, I could forgive, but this?
> I never want to see you again. You, you clown?

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## 10:04–10:17

Krusty the clown, with green hair, a red nose and a polka-dot tie, sits slumped and weeping under a red spotlight on a stage hung with red curtains, while Sideshow Bob, with a huge mane of spiky red hair and a black coat, points an accusing finger at him from the foreground as a row of men in black hats watches from the audience. The scene then cuts to a dinner table where Homer, in a green shirt, stands watching as Lisa, in a red dress and pearl necklace, leans in beside a black-haired man in a purple shirt and bow tie who sobs with his mouth wide open over his plate, with wine glasses, a purple candle and plates of food on the table.

> And I haven't seen my father since.
> That is so sad. Krusty, do you think about your father a lot?

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## 10:17–10:25

Bart, in a blue shirt, sits at the left edge of a dining table set with wine glasses, candles, and plates, facing Krusty, a clown with blue-green hair, purple shirt, bow tie, and white gloves, seated on the right. Lisa, wearing a pearl necklace, sits between them at the table. Krusty's expression shifts from a frown to a wide-mouthed talking pose while he speaks, and the scene cuts to an exterior night view of the Simpsons' two-story house with lit windows and a mailbox at the front. A yellow butter dish and a folded pink napkin rest on the tablecloth.

> All the time. Except when I'm at the track.
> Then it's all business.

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## 10:25–10:37

Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, carries a tray with a white cup and saucers past a red lamp in a pink living room while Lisa's spiky head is visible in the foreground, then Homer in a grey polo shirt and Bart in a blue jacket and purple tie sit on the couch with Marge standing behind them. The scene then shifts to a scrapbook page showing Homer gripping a wide-eyed Bart in a barber's chair while a bald barber with a mustache holds scissors, followed by a photo of Homer in red shorts and a white tank top beside a flailing Bart in mid-air above a swimming pool, with the captions "Bart's first haircut" and "Bart learns to swim" written beneath.

> Oh, look at you, Bart.
> Oh, isn't that fun?

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## 10:37–10:42

Homer, bald and heavyset, and a spiky-haired Bart ride a red roller coaster car on a track in a snapshot labeled Duff Garden's, with Bart's arms raised and mouth open as the car climbs past a Ferris wheel. The scene then changes to a 4th of July photo labeled 4th of July, where Homer in a grey tank top and blue shorts tilts a red can to drink while a baby Bart in a diaper crawls toward a pink firework that sparks on the ground. Marge, with her tall blue beehive, sits in a lawn chair in the background.

> Oh, hey!
> Oh, Fourth of July.
> I can't believe that little boy in the pictures is you, Bart.

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## 10:42–10:54

Krusty the clown, with blue hair and a bow tie, sits reading a black book on a red couch between Bart, slumped in a blue suit with a purple tie, and Milhouse, wearing a blue suit, glasses and a blue cap. As Bart looks sideways and yawns, Krusty keeps reading, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive, appears behind the couch, pointing at her wrist and then closing her eyes. A portrait of Maggie hangs on the pink wall, and a green hat sits on the couch cushion.

> Yeah, I've got a lot of fond memories.
> Yeah. Well, look at the time.
> Almost midnight.
> Do you have any yearbooks? No, that's it.

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## 10:54–11:05

Homer, in a grey short-sleeved shirt, stands in a pink living room beside a green lamp and a red armchair, clutching his head and grimacing with clenched teeth. Beside him, Krusty the Clown, with blue curly hair, a purple shirt and blue bow tie, looks on with wide eyes and a worried grimace, while Milhouse, in a dark jacket and red bow tie with blue hair and red glasses, stands next to him. Later, Krusty fidgets with his hands as Milhouse covers his face and pulls off his glasses, and then Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red beaded necklace, stands in a pink archway beside a framed picture of Bart on a skateboard, glancing sideways with a worried expression.

> You've seen everything.
> So, Milhouse, know any knock-knock jokes?
> I want to go home.
> Uh-huh.
> Maybe you better take Milhouse home.

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## 11:05–11:17

Krusty the Clown, in a purple shirt with a blue bow tie and white gloves, sits on a dark red couch in a pink room, holding a black case and grinning widely while Bart, in a blue jacket and purple tie with a green hat on the couch back, sits slumped and unimpressed in the foreground. Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red beads, peeks in from the arched doorway beside a framed painting of Maggie, and Homer, in a grey shirt, stands at the right edge near a teal door. Krusty leans forward and gestures with the case, then the scene cuts to a night exterior of the Simpson house, glowing yellow in the dark blue street where a small yellow figure lies on the lit front walk near the porch.

> Gladly.
> Wow, the concert for Bangladesh.
> Good night, Krusty. Sorry about your dad.

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## 11:17–11:30

Krusty the Clown, with green hair, a red nose and a purple shirt and blue bow tie, stands on a lit front path at night in the rain and then looks down at a small object in his gloved hand. Marge, with her tall blue beehive and orange-beaded necklace, stands in the doorway of the house alongside Bart and Lisa, who both look on wide-eyed and open-mouthed. Krusty walks away from the doorway down the path, pausing as he moves, while the family watches from inside. The scene is set in a rainy suburban street lit by yellow windows, with a pink pacifier-shaped decoration on the wall and a sun-shaped shadow on the path. Later, Krusty stops in the rain beside the house's glowing porch light, glancing down at a set of keys that he holds up.

> Don't worry about me.
> I'm a survivor.
> Hey, did I leave my keys inside? No!
> Oh, yeah, here they are.

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## 11:30–11:35

Mr. Burns, the frail, stooped, very thin old man in a long dark green coat and red shoes, walks through heavy rain along a blue-walled street past the Springfield-X theater. He moves from the left toward the red double doors, pauses at the entrance beneath the marquee, then walks on to the right and out of view. The marquee reads "SPRINGFIELD-X NOW PLAYING: FOR YOUR THIGHS ONLY, CROCODILE DONE ME, DOCTOR STRANGEPANTS," with a vertical sign showing a woman in a purple bikini and a "24" sign beside the doors.

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## 11:35–11:46

Krusty the Clown, in a brown coat, white gloves and bow tie, stands beside a newsstand rack of magazines including Cooking with Coconut, Faberge Egg Owner, Ballpoint Pen Digest and Modern Jewish Father, which shows a bearded man behind a cash register. As the magazines slide across the shelves, Krusty raises a gloved hand to his face, squints and grimaces, then lowers it and turns toward the Modern Jewish Father cover. The shelves show the magazine titles and cover art in sequence as the scene moves.

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## 11:46–11:54

Krusty the Clown sits in a dim bus station waiting room while a uniformed man in a blue cap lies stretched out asleep on a bench nearby, with litter scattered across the floor. Krusty watches a television whose screen shows a purple-beamed logo reading "...AY ...PLAYHOUSE" before it turns into a white screen with black blobs, while rain falls outside the windows and a red "BUS" sign glows in the rainy city street. Krusty then sits back as the TV goes blank and the bench figure stays motionless.

> Academy Award Playhouse now returns you to...
> Hercules versus the Martians.

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## 11:54–12:06

Krusty the Clown sits slumped on a bench in a dingy bus station beneath a Scenic South Dakota poster, his green hair and red nose drooping as he rests one arm on a blue speaker box. In the next moment he remains slumped while a yellow-skinned figure in blue sits slouched on a bench at the far right, and litter and a spilled green puddle cover the floor. The scene then shifts to a bedroom where a frail, thin old man with a hooked nose and grey hair at the sides lies in bed under a green blanket, holding a red telephone to his ear as he stays still, with an orange phone, glasses and a blue candle on a nearby nightstand.

> Welcome to our spaceship, Mighty Hercules.
> Hello? Hello?
> Anybody there?
> What's this? I hear a phone ring and all of a sudden there's nothing.

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## 12:06–12:17

A yellow man with stubble, teal curly hair, a grey tank top and plaid shorts sits on a bed in a blue-walled bedroom, holding a grey telephone receiver to his ear with a pillow and a phone on a nightstand beside him. He lowers his eyes and then looks up as he keeps the receiver at his ear. Grampa, the old man with a grey beard, white tufts and a dark sweater, lies propped up on a green couch-like bed under a lamp and Hebrew-lettered wall hangings, holding a red phone receiver. He squints, then pulls the receiver away from his ear and holds it out with his wide, startled eyes fixed on it, the coiled red cord trailing down to a nightstand.

> I'm listening and there's no talking. Hello?
> Mister, who are you? Why would they call you if they don't want to talk to you?

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## 12:17–12:28

Itchy, the blue cartoon mouse, and Scratchy, the black cartoon cat, appear in a Simpsons-style animated segment. The title card reads "The Itchy & Scratchy Show," then "Itchy & Scratchy in 'Field of Screams'," with Scratchy swinging a bat while Itchy, in a baseball uniform, runs with a glove. Scratchy then chases through a golden wheat field under pink clouds, and a baseball flies past him as he holds a glove, before the scene cuts to Itchy driving a green-framed car with a small blue mouse beside him, both grinning.

> Scratchy Show!

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## 12:28–12:37

On a TV screen, a blue cartoon mouse splattered with blood swings a bloody blade and cuts up a black cartoon cat that peeks above a ribbed blue surface, then holds the cat's bloody body and head while a small blue mouse watches from a yellow field. Lisa, Maggie and Bart sit side by side on a brown couch in a lavender room, laughing with their mouths wide open; Lisa wears a pearl necklace and Maggie, with a pacifier and blue bow, looks up wide-eyed.

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## 12:37–12:46

Krusty the Clown stands before orange curtains beside a blue film projector on a table. He starts by leaning toward the machine and pointing with a gloved hand, then straightens up with his gloved hands clasped at his chest and his eyes half-closed. He keeps his hands clasped in front of him, first with a tight-lipped, closed-eyed expression, then speaking with his mouth open, and finally breaking into a wide, toothy grin.

> Didn't Itchy Junior look happy playing with his father?
> Didn't Scratchy Junior look happy playing with his dad until they got run over by the

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## 12:46–12:56

Krusty the Clown, a clown with teal-blue hair, red nose and a blue bow tie, stands before a stage curtain and a blue film projector in a purple shirt, green pants and white gloves. He first clasps his gloved hands together and smiles, then his expression sours into a frown with tearful eyes, and he covers his face with one glove while wailing, before turning away from the viewer and raising a gloved hand while leaning toward the projector. On-screen the scene is a cartoon-style TV set framed by a purple border.

> thresher?
> Wasn't that a beautiful cartoon?
> Oh, God, cut to a commercial.

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## 12:56–13:05

Bart, in his orange shirt and blue shoes, Lisa, in her red dress and pearl necklace, and baby Maggie, with her blue bow and pacifier, sit together on a brown couch in a pink living room, first watching a TV showing a green-haired figure at a steering wheel. They then turn toward each other, Lisa talking and Bart gesturing with his hands while Maggie looks on wide-eyed, and Lisa leans forward to grab a blue remote in the foreground. By the end Lisa has slid off the couch and moves toward the right, with Maggie still perched on the cushion and Bart at the edge of the scene.

> Poor Krusty. A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.
> We've got to do something.
> Let's move.
> Reverend Lovejoy, we need you to help us find a rabbi.

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## 13:05–13:17

Reverend Lovejoy sits behind a desk in a white robe and blue tie, with Lisa on the left and Bart on the right, both seated in red chairs facing him. In the office, which has a brick wall and a sunrise-over-water mural, he sits with his hands clasped, then points a finger, then spreads his arms wide as he speaks. A nameplate reading "REV. LOVEJOY" sits on the desk in front of him.

> Well, before you make any rash decisions,
> let me just remind you that the church is changing to meet the needs of today's young
> Christians. No, no, we're not converting.

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## 13:17–13:27

Bart, in an orange shirt, and Lisa, with star-shaped spiky hair, red dress and pearl necklace, sit side by side on green tufted chairs at a wooden desk in an office with large windows. Across the desk, a thin, dark-haired man in a white coat and tie, who is not a regular, sits with his hands clasped at first, then leans back and raises one hand, grinning, as he talks. Bart and Lisa watch him with wide eyes, Lisa's mouth slightly open, while a telephone, a stack of books, a desk fan and a red phone rest on the desk.

> We just want to find a Rabbi Krustofsky.
> Rabbi Krustofsky?
> I do a radio calling show with him every Sunday night.
> Really? I didn't know that. Gee, I mention it in my sermon every week.

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## 13:27–13:36

Bart and Lisa Simpson stand against green tufted upholstery in the foreground, with Bart in an orange-red shirt and Lisa in a red dress with a pearl necklace, while a black-haired man in a white jacket, pink shirt and blue tie sits behind a desk with papers and a red book on a green blotter, steepling his fingers and then opening a hand as he talks. Bart points and talks while Lisa rolls her eyes, then she spreads her arms wide and speaks as both kids turn wide-eyed and worried.

> Oh, oh, that radio show.
> Oh, yeah, it's all the kids talk about on Monday at school.
> Oh, well, why don't you have a free T-shirt?

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## 13:36–13:49

Bart, in an orange shirt, and Lisa, with star-shaped hair, red dress and pearl necklace, sit at a desk across from a grinning slick man in a white suit, pink shirt and blue tie with swept-back black hair. He spreads his hands, then holds up a light blue T-shirt printed with a halo and the words "Gabbin' about God" as the children grab its shoulders and stare at it. They then lean on the desk, looking uneasy, while he sits behind a phone and a rotary card file in an office with green tufted chairs and a window showing a tree and sky.

> You'll be the coolest kids in the playground.
> We'll put them on later. Now, can you give us a rabbi's address?
> Oh, sure thing.
> Let me just check my non-Christian Rolodex.
> I bet the rabbi misses Krusty. He'll be so happy he'll be crying in his beard.

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## 13:49–14:02

Bart stands beside a green sign outside Temple Beth Springfield that reads "Rabbi Hyman Krustofski" and "This Saturday 'Coping with Christmas'," with green shrubs and a wooden door nearby. Inside a book-lined study, Bart's yellow hand rests on an open Hebrew scroll beside a framed photo of a bearded rabbi, and an elderly bearded rabbi in a dark coat sits behind a wooden desk under a lamp. Lisa, with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress, appears at the right edge of the room, looking toward the rabbi.

> Oh, yes, yes.
> Excuse us, Rabbi Kristofsky? Oh, what can I do for you, my young friend?

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## 14:02–14:12

Bart, in his orange shirt, and Lisa, with her star-shaped hair and beaded necklace, stand by a doorway, and in the next moment an elderly bearded man with grey curly hair and a dark coat appears in a narrow bookshelf-lined hallway. The two children then stand in the hallway in front of a wooden door with a gold plaque reading "Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky" and a round blue keyhole plate beside it, with Bart gesturing and looking grim while Lisa looks on calmly. Bart's mouth opens as he speaks, and Lisa keeps her gaze forward, neither of them moving toward the door.

> We came to talk to you about your son. I have no son!
> Oh, great. We came all this way and it's the wrong guy.
> I didn't mean that literally.

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## 14:12–14:24

No characters appear in this moment; it shows an aerial, night-time view of the KBBL Radio building, a brown-roofed station with a lattice antenna tower and a glowing purple vertical KBBL RADIO sign. The camera-less view drifts past the sign as the street and sidewalk lights glow yellow, with a parked car and a small lit booth nearby, and the pan continues down toward the building's yellow-windowed facade and lampposts while the on-screen sign remains the main visible text.

> KBBL Talk Radio And in order to keep our broadcasting license,
> we devote Sunday night dead time to public service shows of limited appeal.

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## 14:24–14:32

Milhouse, with blue hair, red-framed glasses and headphones, sits at a purple mixing board in a radio booth, wearing a shirt that reads FOGHAT. He holds a small card, looks down at it, then raises his head and speaks into the microphone on the stand in front of him. Behind him hang a Bleeding Gums Murphy poster and a framed The Larry Davis Experience record, with an ON AIR sign and a reel-to-reel tape machine visible through the window.

> In that spirit, we bring you Gabbin' About God, sponsored by Ace Religious Supply,
> where they say, if we don't got it, it ain't holy.
> With us tonight, once again, our very own three wise men,

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## 14:32–14:41

Milhouse, with blue hair, red glasses and headphones, sits at a mixing board in a studio wearing a FOGHAT t-shirt, and a Bleeding Gums Murphy poster and a Larry Davis Experience plaque hang on the tiled wall, with an On Air sign above a window. The scene then shifts to three men seated at microphones: a young man with black hair in a pink shirt and dark tie on the left, a bald man in a navy sweater holding a teacup in the middle, and an older man with a grey beard and grey hair on the right. The bearded man leans toward his microphone and begins to speak, gesturing with an open hand while the others sit listening beside a teapot and cups on a tray.

> Reverend Timothy Lovejoy, Monsignor Kenneth Daly, and Rabbi Hyman Krestofsky.
> Good to see you again. Nice to see you. Okay,

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## 14:41–14:51

Milhouse, with blue hair, red glasses, headphones and a FOGHAT t-shirt, sits at a studio desk in a radio booth, holding a pencil and talking, laughing and smiling as he glances around and then looks down with a pursed frown. In the final frame, a bald, heavy man in a dark blue top gestures with one hand beside a bearded, grey-haired older man in a dark grey top and headphones, who looks up with wide eyes in front of a microphone on a stand. A round microphone sits at the edge of the desk, and a small white cup is visible in the bald man's hand.

> and our first caller is from Shelbyville Heights.
> Yes, hi. With all the suffering and injustice in the world,
> do you ever wonder if God really exists?
> No. Not for a second.
> Not at all.

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## 14:51–15:02

Milhouse, with blue hair and red glasses, sits in a radio studio wearing headphones and a light blue shirt, holding a pencil and speaking excitedly, then turns his head and points the pencil while talking. Beside him, a bearded old man with a grey beard and grey hair, also in headphones and a dark coat, sits in a red chair by a microphone on a tiled wall, touching his headphones and then gesturing with one hand while holding the microphone. A mixing board sits at the right edge of the studio.

> Great. Good conversation there.
> Our next call now is for the good rabbi.
> Hello?
> Anybody there? I hear breathing, but I don't hear talking.
> What's going on here? Hello, mister?
> Hello, hello?

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## 15:02–15:10

A bearded old man in a long dark robe, a bald man in a blue shirt with a clerical collar, and a dark-haired man in a pink shirt and tie sit side by side at a broadcast-style table with headphones and microphones, a pitcher and glass between them. The bearded man gestures with one hand while speaking, then spreads both arms wide as he leans back, while his companions look on. The scene opens on a dim, empty bedroom with a bed, a pink armchair, and a rug with scrawled letters, then cuts to the three men in the studio.

> Some people got nothing to do but call people in anger.
> There's all kinds of mishigayim in the world.
> Okay. Let's clear the board.

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## 15:10–15:23

Milhouse, with blue hair and red glasses, holds a microphone near his mouth and grins in a tiled studio while a man in a cap and headphones sits behind him beside a tray with a teapot and cups. Milhouse then rests his hand against his chin and smiles, as the man behind him leans in and watches. Lisa, in her orange dress and pearl necklace, and Bart, in an orange shirt, stand together in a living room by a red radio and a green telephone; Bart presses the receiver to his ear and looks worried while Lisa watches and clasps her hands.

> Our next caller is a young boy from right here in Springfield.
> Hello, my name's Dimitri. I'm a first-time caller, long-time listener.
> My question is,
> if a son defies his father and chooses a career that makes millions of children happy,

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## 15:23–15:32

A man with a black pompadour, pink shirt, dark tie and headphones sits with his hands clasped at a microphone in a studio with a fly-specked tiled wall, then speaks while another person sits partly visible at right. An elderly bearded man with grey hair, a black skullcap, headphones and a dark robe sits at a microphone, raises both fists, then gestures angrily with open palms and finally spreads his hands palms-up with wide eyes. The studio setting and microphones stay constant throughout, with no on-screen text visible.

> shouldn't the father forgive the son? I think so.
> Yes, of course. No way! Absolutely not! Never, never!
> Who screens these calls? Who's in charge here?
> There's nobody in charge. They leave a building without people watching it,

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## 15:32–15:44

Lisa and Bart stand in a bedroom beside a lamp and a green telephone, with Bart holding the receiver and gesturing while Lisa looks on in her orange dress and pearl necklace. The scene then shifts to a joke shop with a Practical Jokes and Magic sign, where Bart, disguised as an old man with a grey beard, black coat and black hat, sits on a stool before a tall mirror while a heavy bearded man in a blue vest and black skullcap stands nearby, hands clasped, and the mirror reflects the disguised Bart.

> and anybody who wants could call... Don't worry, Elise.
> I got a plan that can't fail.
> You know, my man, you're a genius.
> I love my work.

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## 15:44–15:49

Starting on an empty city street lined with a pale apartment block, a brick building with a fire escape, and trees, a crowd of bearded elderly men in black coats and hats gathers in a plaza around a checkered-top table. The bearded man in the center, with a long grey beard and a black hat, raises a hand and gestures while the men around him shift and gesture as well. Among the group, a man in a brown hat and another with an orange beard stand near the front, and a low iron fence and blue-green bushes frame the scene.

> Oh, the best charity is to give and not let other people know.
> But what if your example encourages others to give?

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## 15:49–15:58

Five bearded, elderly men in dark coats and black hats stand together on an outdoor rooftop ledge under a clear blue sky, with a water tower and a brick building behind them. The central white-bearded man with a grey beard presses his fingers to his chin, then grows visibly worried with his hands near his face, while the men around him gesture, one with both hands raised, another with a fist and open mouth, and the group turns to talk among themselves. The tall man on the left stays mostly still, watching as the others speak and gesture.

> Speaking of charity, Rabbi Khrustoski, don't you think it's time you forgave your son?

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## 15:58–16:06

Several bearded men in black hats and long dark coats stand outdoors on a platform against a blue sky with clouds, a wooden building with a round tower behind them. A white-bearded elder in a grey robe stands at a lectern in the centre, first frowning, then glaring and gesturing with one open hand as he speaks. He closes his eyes with a smug grimace, then scowls and raises an arm toward the men on the right while they look on with wide eyes.

> Don't you understand that my boy broke my heart?
> He turned his back on our traditions, on our faith, and on me.
> Get out of here, you little bishop.

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## 16:06–16:13

Lisa Simpson sits on the edge of a blue bed in a pink bedroom, wearing her orange dress and pearl necklace, while a boy with spiky yellow hair, possibly Bart, leans on the bed in a fake grey beard, grey eyebrows and a black jacket. Lisa starts with arms crossed, then speaks with her mouth open while the disguised boy glances sideways, then talks wide-eyed and grimacing, and in the last moment Lisa leans toward him as he turns away, raising a hand as a grey fake beard lies on the bed. Background details include a bookshelf, a framed picture, a purple-framed mirror with a red heart, red curtains and a ceiling light.

> Oy, this guy's tough. Bart, we're going to have to outsmart him.
> I don't know. He's pretty sharp. He saw right through this disguise.
> What?

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## 16:13–16:23

An elderly man with a bushy grey beard, grey hair at the sides, and a black coat sits in a red armchair in front of a wall of bookshelves, holding a grey telephone to his ear with a yellow hand. He stares wide-eyed to one side, glances sideways, and then lifts an index finger as his mouth opens to speak. He ends by raising his other hand, fingers pinched together, with his eyes still wide.

> Saul Bellow, the Nobel Prize winning Jewish novelist?
> He wants to have lunch with me?
> It's a date!
> Izzy's Deli, one o'clock, I'll be there!

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## 16:23–16:34

Krusty the Clown, with green curly hair, a red nose, a blue bow tie and a pink shirt, stands in front of a blue poster with partial lettering and a cartoon rat face, holding a purple phone receiver to his ear. He smiles, raises a white-gloved hand, then holds a pencil and opens his mouth to talk before smiling again. In the final moment, a different elderly man with spiky grey-topped hair, bushy grey eyebrows and closed eyes, wearing a black jacket and a large black hooked nose, holds a teal phone receiver to his ear.

> The French government wants to give me the Legion of Honor?
> When do I receive this prestigious award?
> Izzy's Deli, one o'clock.
> Thank you, Monsieur President.
> Au revoir.

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## 16:34–16:38

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, hides behind a large Izzy's Deli menu held up at the counter while a deli worker in a white hat, green shirt and glasses stands behind the counter and a lavender-haired waitress in a green dress and white apron stands nearby. The waitress turns and carries a Izzy's Deli sign and a tray of pastries past a glass display case, then Bart sits alone in a booth reading the menu while an older man with a grey beard and dark coat reads a menu at another booth by the windows. Objects include wall clocks, a red ketchup bottle, jars on shelves, a blue-and-tan checkered floor, and the Izzy's deli logo on the menus and sign.

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## 16:38–16:50

Bart and Lisa Simpson sit in a red-upholstered deli booth, holding up large Izzy's deli menus with Hebrew text while a waitress with lavender hair and glasses in a green uniform stands at the table writing on a notepad. Bart scowls and Lisa stares wide-eyed, then they lower the menus and Bart points at one, with a white bowl of pickles on the table. The scene shifts to the waitress taking an order from a bearded older man in a black hat and dark coat, who holds an Izzy's menu open in front of him as she writes.

> Are you kids ready to order yet? Sorry, no.
> Just get us another bowl of complimentary pickles.
> Watch how fast I go.
> And for you, sir? Now, let's see. I want a nice sandwich.
> But the Joey Bishop, eh, too fatty. The Jackie Mason, I don't know.

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## 16:50–17:01

An elderly bearded man with curly grey hair around a black crown, in a dark sweater, is seated in a diner booth holding a menu labeled "Izzy's Deli," first peering over it with wide eyes and then turning his back to the viewer as he studies the menu. Across from him, a waitress with purple hair, green-framed glasses, a green uniform and a pink bead necklace holds a notepad and pen, and her expression shifts to a closed-eyed smile as she waits to take his order. In the background, Bart and Lisa peek over the top of a red booth, each holding a menu, while a glass display case of pastries and a wall clock sit behind them.

> Sauerkraut makes me gassy. The Bruce Willis, I don't even like his work.
> What is this?
> Krusty the Clown? That's ham, sausage, and bacon with a smidge of mayo.

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## 17:01–17:13

Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, slumps in a diner booth beside a red seat while a lavender-haired waitress with teal glasses, a green uniform and a pink bead necklace writes on her notepad. An elderly bearded man in a black hat and dark coat holds up a paper bag printed with 'Izzy's Deli' and Hebrew lettering, glaring at her, then leans toward her and waves the bag. The scene then shifts to Bart resting his head on the table next to the deli bag, while a figure in a black coat with white curly hair, a red bow and red gloves stands behind the booth.

> What? On white bread. Listen, you tell Mr.
> Saul Bellow, the Nobel Prize-winning Jewish novelist, that I lost my appetite.

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## 17:13–17:21

Krusty the Clown, in a black tuxedo with a red bow tie and red cummerbund, white gloves, and green hair, stands beside a heavyset woman with lavender curly hair, glasses, a green uniform, and a white apron, who holds a clipboard and a ticket pad in a restaurant with booths and hanging lights. Krusty moves from a closed-mouth stance to a broad grin, raises a gloved hand toward his chest, and then forms an OK sign with his fingers while the woman keeps her eyes ahead. Bart and Lisa sit in a booth in the background, watching.

> Um, could you direct me to President Francois Mitterrand's table?
> You think you're funny? Fifty million Frenchmen can't be wrong.

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## 17:21–17:32

Lisa Simpson, with star-shaped spiky hair, a red dress-style orange top and a pearl necklace, and Bart Simpson, with spiky hair in an orange shirt, stand side by side at a counter inside a store. Lisa holds up a grey clipboard-style price list with handwritten entries such as 'Lisa 10.00' and '5.98' and a partly visible 'Eli' heading, while Bart leans in beside her. Lisa's eyes shift and she looks up at Bart, then Bart's expression tightens and he grits his teeth as the two stay focused on the list.

> Bart, we've been going about this all wrong.
> What's the one thing rabbis prize above everything else?
> Those stupid hats? No, Bart.
> Knowledge.
> We're gonna hit him where it hurts. Right in the Judaica.

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## 17:32–17:36

Bart and Lisa stand together at a wooden card catalog in the Springfield library, with Bart on the left in his orange shirt and Lisa on the right in her red dress and pearl necklace. Lisa leans over the card catalog drawers, her hand on the wooden tray, and turns her head toward the cards while Bart glances sideways at her. Behind them, other patrons sit at tables in the room, and the labeled catalog drawers (Bb, Ce, Ee, Ff, Hh, Li) line the left side. The exterior of the Old Springfield Library with its stone steps and 'OLD SPRINGFIELD LIBRARY' sign appears in the opening shots before the scene cuts inside.

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## 17:36–17:48

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, sits at a library table in the foreground, leaning over a large open picture book while Lisa, the star-haired girl in a red dress with a pearl necklace, reads a book nearby in the first moment. Bart's book shows Adam and Eve beside an apple tree and a squirrel and rabbit, then pages of Noah's ark with figures waving on the water, and by the end an ark with animals peeking from its top. Bart's eyes widen and his mouth opens as he turns the pages, while stacked books titled Jewishness Revisited and Views on Jews and The Big Book of Children People sit on the table behind him.

> Glub, glub, glub. Oh, Noah, Noah, save us, save us.
> No.

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## 17:48–18:02

Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, first sits at a desk behind a stack of colored books while reading a handwritten note, then stands at a wooden door marked with a brass plate reading "RABBI HYMAN KRUSTOFSKY." A bearded elderly man in a dark robe and black skullcap peers out from the doorway, pointing a finger, and Bart holds the paper up as he raises his own finger and argues, while the man stays half-hidden in the doorway, glaring at him.

> This looks good, Bart.
> Take it to him.
> You I told to go away. But, but, but, but, Rabbi,
> does it not say in the Babylonian Talmud, and I quote,
> a child should be pushed aside with the left hand and drawn closer with the right?

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## 18:02–18:12

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands wide-eyed and open-mouthed holding a sheet of paper while an elderly bearded man with curly grey hair and a dark coat talks at him. The bearded man leans against a wooden door frame beside a yellow sign with partly visible lettering, then clasps his yellow hands together and gestures with an open palm. Bart keeps staring at him as a dark-clothed figure stands at the right edge of the scene.

> Yes.
> Then doesn't your religion command you to make up with Krusty?
> But in Exodus, the fifth commandment says, honor thy father and thy mother.
> End of story.

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## 18:12–18:21

Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, and Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair, red dress and pearl necklace, sit at a library table surrounded by stacked books. In the first moment Bart stands at a door with a sign reading RABBI, holding a white paper, while looking sideways. Then he sits at the table holding a book, and Lisa opens a pink book and reads while Bart glances to the side. Next Lisa looks over a sheet of paper while Bart stares up, and finally Lisa smiles and gestures toward Bart, who sits smirking with his hand resting on a stack of books beside a large open book and a sheet of paper on the table. Bookshelves and blue ceiling lamps fill the background.

> Oh, it's hopeless.
> Not quite.
> I got some dynamite stuff from Rabbi Simon Ben Eleazar.

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## 18:21–18:29

Bart, in only a white towel, stands in a steamy wooden sauna among elderly, grey-bearded men seated on tiered benches beside a basket of heated stones. Over the moment, billowing steam drifts across the scene, a bespectacled man with a red beard gestures with an open hand, and a red-bearded man at upper right raises his hand, while Bart glances around and shifts his stance. The men mostly stay seated, one with arms folded, as the scene plays out in the hot room.

> At all times, let a man be supple as a reed and not rigid as a cedar.
> But, my short-learned friend, the book of Joshua says,

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## 18:29–18:37

Bart, the boy with spiky hair, sits naked on a wooden sauna bench among a group of older, grey-bearded men wearing towels, including one with glasses and a red beard. In a sauna with a bucket of stones at the bottom, a bearded man standing in a towel gestures toward Bart and talks while the others sit with arms crossed, gesturing, or looking on. Over the moment the men shift their poses and expressions, one raises a hand and another gestures outward, while Bart keeps a worried, wide-eyed look.

> you shall meditate on the Torah all day and all night.
> Oh, see?
> All night.

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## 18:37–18:50

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair, sits slumped at a desk stacked with books, pencil in hand, while Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, leans in beside her holding a sheet of handwritten paper. Later, Bart stands in a blue-walled room next to a bearded old man in a long black robe, who raises a small thin object in one hand, while a woman in a white headscarf and apron watches on the left and Bart gestures with both hands. A framed picture hangs on the wall to the right.

> Is it not written in the Talmud? Who will bring redemption?
> The Jesters!
> Sorry, my friend, I'm still not convinced.

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## 18:50–18:54

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands in a close-up against a blue wall with a framed picture beside him, his eyes glancing sideways and his mouth pressed into a dubious expression that barely shifts across the early moments. The scene then cuts to the wide front steps of the Old Springfield Library, where Bart stands arms folded beside a purple trash can at the left of the entrance while Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress, pushes open one of the wooden doors and steps out onto the top step. The large sign reading OLD SPRINGFIELD LIBRARY spans the building's facade above the columns, and a red graffiti tag marks the lower left corner.

> And this is hardly the time or place to discuss it.

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## 18:54–19:06

Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, and Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, stand together in front of a brown panelled door. Bart holds a sheet of white paper while Lisa first pinches the bridge of her nose and rubs her eyes, then gestures outward with an open hand and turns to face him as he looks on. She then speaks with her mouth open and both hands raised, and by the end she is gesturing animatedly while Bart stays calm with the paper held in one hand and a finger pointing.

> Here you go, Bart.
> It's a long shot, but that's all I can do without learning ancient Hebrew.
> Bart, I am not gonna learn ancient Hebrew!
> Ugh, Rabbi.

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## 19:06–19:18

Bart and Lisa Simpson sit across a park chess table from an elderly bearded man in a black hat and dark coat, with trees and a railing behind them. Bart reaches over the board to move a piece, then sits back with his hands in his lap while Lisa rests her chin on her hand, then throws her hands up and shouts with her mouth open. Chess pieces are scattered across the board, and the moment ends with Bart sitting upright, looking sideways, his hands clasped on his lap.

> Did not a great man say, and I quote, The Jews are a swinging bunch of people.
> I mean, I've heard of persecution, but what they went through is ridiculous.

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## 19:18–19:31

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, sits across a chessboard from an elderly bearded man in a black hat and dark coat. At the table Bart grimaces wide-eyed, then shrugs with both hands out, then scowls intently at the board, with white and black chess pieces scattered across it. The scene then moves outdoors under a blue sky with clouds and a red brick building, where the old man talks animatedly with wide eyes while Bart's head sits at the right edge of the image, next to the white chess pieces on the table.

> But the great thing is,
> after thousands of years of waiting and holding on and fighting, they finally made it.
> End quote. Oh, I never heard the plight of my people phrase so elegantly.
> Who said that, Rabbi Hillel? Nope. It was Judy the Pious.

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## 19:31–19:42

Bart Simpson, in his orange shirt, sits across a chessboard from an elderly bearded man in a black hat and long dark coat. The old man first adjusts his glasses and squints, then widens his eyes and grimaces with a clenched-teeth grin, while Bart leans over the board with bulging eyes and an open, gaping mouth, then tightens his lips and rests a hand on the board near the white pieces. The chessboard has white pieces and a lone black rook and pawn on black-and-white squares, with a tiled floor, a red brick building and a blue sky behind them.

> Nope. By Amonides. Nope. Oh, I got it. The Dead Sea Scrolls.
> I'm afraid not, Rabbi.
> It's from Yes, I Can by Sammy Davis Jr., An entertainer, like your son.

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## 19:42–19:55

An elderly bearded man in a black hat and grey coat sits at an outdoor chess table with Lisa, in a red dress and pearl necklace, and Bart, in an orange shirt, standing beside him. The old man stares wide-eyed and grimacing at the board, then turns his head away from the white pieces, leaving the rook, pawns and queen in the foreground. Behind them are a red brick building, a wooden bench and trees under a blue sky.

> The Candyman?
> If a performer could think that way,
> maybe I'm completely upside down on this whole problem.
> All the years of joy that I've lost.
> Why? Because of my stubborn ways.

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## 19:55–20:08

Lisa in her orange dress and pearl necklace stands beside a patio chessboard watching Bart in his orange shirt, while a bulky man in a black hat and grey coat leans over the board with his back to the viewer. A huge grinning Krusty the Clown face then fills a red circle with radiating lines, and it tears open to reveal Homer in a lavender shirt and blue bow tie, wincing and struggling inside the ripped paper while teal clown hair surrounds him. He then slumps with his eyes shut and white-gloved hands in his lap as the torn clown face hangs around him.

> There, there, Rabbi.
> It's not too late.
> Hey, kids! Today's show is gonna be the funniest,

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## 20:08–20:15

Krusty the Clown, with teal green hair, a red nose, a lavender shirt and green trousers, bursts through a torn red paper hoop in a circus ring with red curtains and tattered white paper strewn about. He pushes out through the ripped paper, then tumbles backward and sprawls with his legs in the air, a red cloth trailing from his raised hand. He gets back up and stands dejected among the scraps of paper, then slumps forward and trudges away, leaving the ragged hoop behind.

> size-splittin'est cavalcade of...
> How the hell would they roll the cartoon?

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## 20:15–20:23

Krusty the Clown, in a purple shirt, green pants and white gloves, stands slumped and dejected in front of a torn red-and-white paper hoop on a circus stage, then trudges across the floor toward a corridor with purple double doors marked with a glowing red EXIT sign and a blue-and-purple striped ball and spotlight nearby. A woman with lavender hair and a light blue dress, who is not identifiable by name, reaches for the door handle and opens it, and Bart in his orange shirt and Lisa in her red dress peer out from behind the doorway with wide eyes.

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## 20:23–20:33

Krusty the Clown, in a purple shirt, blue bow tie and green trousers, leans against a brick wall in an alley, smoking a cigarette and laughing with his eyes closed. A dark shadowy figure looms at the right edge beside a dark doorway, and Krusty then turns his head toward a grey-bearded old man with grey hair at the sides who peers out from the shadows, as smoke curls up from the cigarette.

> Oh, yeah.
> My old friend's right next to my heart.
> Hey, such a filthy habit. Who asked you?
> Father?
> Son.

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## 20:33–20:43

Krusty, a clown with blue hair, a purple suit and a blue bow tie, stands in a purple-walled corridor with an elderly bearded man in a black coat, while Marge with her tall blue beehive, Lisa in her red dress and Bart in his orange shirt watch from the background. Krusty spreads his arms and the two embrace, Krusty smiling with his eyes shut and the old man's head resting against his shoulder. They keep hugging as Krusty pulls slightly back and speaks, and a boy with glasses stands between them and the onlookers. An EXIT sign hangs above a purple door, and a dark coiled cable lies on the wooden floor.

> Papa! Herschel! Daddy! My chick!
> Oh, Daddy!
> You're on, Krusty.
> Oh, uh...

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## 20:43–20:55

Krusty the Clown, a clown with green-and-blue hair, purple shirt, green pants and red shoes, stands on a circus ring stage in front of a packed crowd of cartoon audience members seen from behind, with a purple-and-orange striped ball at the right edge. He first stands with arms outspread facing the crowd, then steps across the stage, and in the final moments he stands still with hands on his hips while a spotlight falls on him and the crowd watches. Only the clown and audience are visible, with no on-screen text.

> Boys and girls, I'd like to be serious for a moment, if I may.
> Spotlight, please.
> I just wanted...
> I just want... Come on, guys, I'm not doing the spotlight bit.

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## 20:55–21:05

Krusty the Clown, in purple shirt, blue bow tie and white gloves, stands on a circus stage before a red curtain with orange dots, first clasping his gloved hands and grinning, then sweeping one arm out toward the audience. A packed crowd of cheering, laughing, applauding people fills the screen, and Krusty then laughs with his arm around an elderly bearded man in a black hat and coat, who stands with his hands folded.

> Let's have a warm, Krusty welcome for my estranged father, Rabbi Hyman Krustovsky.
> Lenny, a little reconciliation music, if you please.

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## 21:05–21:12

A bald man with blue hair at the sides, in a black tuxedo and pink bow tie, stands on a stage before a red curtain with orange polka dots and a bass drum reading "Krusty and the Kitums" beside a curly-haired drummer in a tux. He turns his back to the audience, gestures with his hands and holds a baton while he faces a dark-skinned tuba player whose instrument's bell is wrapped around the men's shoulders, and a brown-haired accordion player with glasses and a pink bow tie sits at the right. As the man sweeps his arms and grips the tuba's bell, he grins and keeps conducting, with the drummer and accordion player watching on.

> Oh, my papa, to me he was so wonderful.

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## 21:12–21:25

Krusty the Clown, with green hair, red nose, blue bow tie, purple shirt and white gloves, stands with his arm around a bearded elderly man in a black robe and black hat, in front of a red curtain with orange ovals. Krusty gestures with his gloved hand and smiles, then turns his back to the audience and points toward the crowd in a theater packed with onlookers behind dark stage curtains. He then faces the old man, mouth open and wide-eyed, while his arm rests on the man's shoulder and the audience watches.

> Oh, my papa, come on, dad.
> To me he was so good. You know the words.
> No one could be so gentle and so lovable.

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## 21:25–21:38

Bart and Lisa stand beside one of Marge's twin sisters, Patty or Selma, with grey-violet hair and a blue dress, as she dabs her eyes with a pink handkerchief under a spotlight in a brick alley. Moe, the grey-haired bartender in a bow tie, pinches the bridge of his nose at the bar while Barney, the heavy man with messy brown hair, leans on the counter beside him. Krusty, the clown with teal hair and a purple shirt, clutches an elderly bearded man in a black robe in front of a cheering audience, then leans in beaming with his eyes shut, as the bearded man looks on.

> I got something in my eye.
> Here, take my hanky.
> Blech. He always understood.
> We haven't seen each other in 25 years!

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## 21:38–21:48

Krusty the Clown, in a purple shirt, bow tie, green pants and white gloves, stands with a bearded old man in a black robe and hat in front of a red curtain, with Bart in an orange shirt and Lisa in a red dress and pearls beside them. Krusty pats the old man's shoulder, then the two turn toward each other and embrace, while Bart and Lisa look on, with the scene sometimes framed by a round dark iris. The moment ends on a black screen with the yellow text "Executive Producers JAMES L. BROOKS, MATT GROENING, SAM SIMON."

> Oh, I love you, son.
> I love you too, Daddy. Ay-yuck!

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## 21:48–21:59

No characters appear; the scene is a plain black screen with yellow credit text in the Simpsons title style. First it reads "Starring DAN CASTELLANETA" centered in the frame, then the names change one after another: "JULIE KAVNER," then "NANCY CARTWRIGHT," then "HANK AZARIA," and finally "and HARRY SHEARER" appears with the lowercase "and" above it. Each name fades in and out on the empty black background with no movement other than the text changing.

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## 21:59–22:09

No Simpsons characters appear in this moment; it is a black closing credits card with yellow text on a plain black background. The first card reads "Also Starring DORIS GRAU, PAMELA HAYDEN, TRESS MacNEILLE" and is replaced by "Special Guest Voice JACKIE MASON," then "Executive Consultant BRAD BIRD," then "Executive Story Editor JEFF MARTIN," and finally "Creative Consultant DAVID M. STERN," each text card fading in and out in turn with no movement beyond the text.

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## 22:09–22:20

No characters appear in this sequence of black closing credits from The Simpsons. Successive black title cards display yellow text in the center: first 'Theme By DANNY ELFMAN', then 'Music By ALF CLAUSEN', then 'Casting By BONITA PIETILA', then 'Editors MARK McJIMSEY DON BARROZO', and finally 'Animation Production Manager KEN TSUMURA' above 'Post Production Coordinators JEFFREY GOLDSTEIN and COLIN A.B.V. LEWIS'.

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## 22:20–22:31

No characters appear in this moment; it is a black closing credits roll from The Simpsons. First, a column of yellow credit text lists a production coordinator, dialogue sound editors, a music editor, sound effects editor, re-recording mixers, a production mixer, sound recordists, a script supervisor, Skywalker Sound, Laser-Pacific, and a Dolby Surround logo. The credits then switch to a centered block reading 'Special Technical Consultants' with Rabbi Harold M. Schulweis and Rabbi Lavi Meier Ph.D., followed by 'Animation Produced By Klasky-Csupo Inc.' with Gabor Csupo as animation executive producer. Next, 'Animation Producer Sherry Gunther' appears alone, and finally 'Overseas Animation Directors Mike Girard and N.J. Kim' with 'Animation Production Manager Maria Elena Rodriguez' fades in on the black background.

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## 22:31–22:41

No characters appear in this moment; it is a black end-credits sequence of text cards. It begins with the yellow text 'Korean Production Company' above 'AKOM PRODUCTION COMPANY' on a black background, then the credits roll upward in yellow lettering listing names for Assistant Director Howy Parkins, Storyboard Supervisor Steven Dean Moore, Storyboard Brad Bird, Jeffrey Lynch and Kevin O'Brien, Storyboard Revisions Norman Quebedeau, Character Design Supervisor Dale Hendrickson, Character Design Scott Alberts, Matt Groening, John Rice and Sam Simon, and Background Design Alex C. Dilts and Lance Wilder. The next cards show Main Title Design David Silverman, Main Title Technical Director Rick Bugental, Main Title Animation names, Color Design Supervisors Samantha Harrison and Carol Wyatt, Color Design names, Painter Cookie Tricarico, Assistant Editor Lee Harting, Animation Checking Supervisor Wesley M. Smith, Animation Checker Susan Zsuzsa Lamy, Animation Camera names, Background Cleanup Supervisor Rick Salonga, Background Cleanup names, Negative Cutter D & A Neg Cutting, and Telecine Fred Eldridge, Compact Video.

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## 22:41–22:52

No regular Simpsons characters or cartoon figures appear; this is a black end-credit sequence in yellow lettering. It begins with production credits listing Miles Lewis Horst, Julia Kim, Denise Mitchell and Eleanor Mills as Production Coordinators, then Tami Sloan Tsark as Post Production Coordinator, and a list of Production Assistants including Daniel McClellan, Sharon Altman, Bev Chapman, Matt Hamilton and Richard Leroy, followed by Carole Ann McCoy as Production Accountant. The credits then switch to a disclaimer that the persons are fictitious, the copyright line for Episode #8F05 from 1991 and Twentieth Century Fox notices, and then single-name title cards for Michael P. Schoenbrun as Executive in Charge of Production for Gracie Films, Sam Simon as Creative Supervisor, and James L. Brooks as Executive Creative Consultant.

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## 22:52–23:04

Silhouetted audience members, including a few with curly hair, sit in rows of theater seats facing a blank screen in a dim auditorium. A blue beam of light then projects the words "GRACIE FILMS" onto the screen, with the audience still in silhouette in the foreground. The scene shifts to a golden "20th Television" logo rising over a stone building with searchlight beams and a cloudy sky, and the moment ends in a fade to black.

> Thank you.

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