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In Moe's bar, the bartender with dark curly hair, a bow tie and a towel over his shoulder measures a long-haired woman in a white turtleneck…

The Simpsons, “Flaming Moe's” (season 3, episode 10), 8:42–8:53

In Moe's bar, the bartender with dark curly hair, a bow tie and a towel over his shoulder measures a long-haired woman…
You really expect me to tell you my measurements?

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What happens

In Moe's bar, the bartender with dark curly hair, a bow tie and a towel over his shoulder measures a long-haired woman in a white turtleneck with a tape measure, while a man in a grey suit and blue tie holds a Moe mug and others watch from behind the counter. The bartender grins as he stretches the tape around her, then the woman folds her arms and he speaks to her, with signs reading 'Waitress Wanted' and 'Bartenders Do It 'Til You Barf' above shelves of bottles.

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What's said

  1. 8:42 You really expect me to tell you my measurements?
  2. 8:44 You could, but I find this way is much more accurate and fun.
  3. 8:49 Ugh.
  4. 8:50 What do you offer in the way of salary? Minimum wage and tips.
  5. 8:53 Of course, there are fringe benefits.

Before and after

  1. Moe stands behind a bar lined with bottles and a cash register, while a woman with long…

    Before · 8:37

  2. Moe stands behind the bar under a Waitress Wanted sign, scowling and talking to a woman…

    After · 8:58

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