# Lisa the Greek

The Simpsons, season 3, episode 14 (S03E14), first aired January 23, 1992.
Written by Jay Kogen and Wallace Wolodarsky. Directed by Rich Moore. Production code 8F12.
Guest stars: Phil Hartman as Troy McClure.
Couch gag: Squashed Santa's Little Helper.

Hoping to bond with Homer, Lisa joins him for football and proves a near-flawless judge of winners, so Homer bets her picks at Moe's Tavern. When he announces that their Sundays together will end after the Super Bowl, Lisa realizes he only wanted her tips. Hurt, she gives him a final pick that doubles as a verdict on their relationship: Washington if she still loves him, Buffalo if not.

Who's in it: Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Marge Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Moe Szyslak, Grampa Simpson, Barney Gumble, Chief Wiggum, Krusty the Clown, Ralph Wiggum, Reverend Lovejoy, Jimbo Jones, Miss Hoover, Snowball II, Kearney Zzyzwicz, Sherri Mackleberry, Terri Mackleberry, Sideshow Mel, Nina Skalka, Janey Powell, Larry Dalrymple, Sam, Professor Frink, Dolph Starbeam, Sophie Jensen, Buck-toothed girl, Herman Hermann, Troy McClure, Chuck Berger, Wanda, Bleeding Gums Murphy, Smug Girl, The Happy Little Elves, Yendor, Bubbles, Curious Bear Cub, Tanya, Smitty, Ms. Norton, Cesar, Corey Masterson, Ugolin, Bret Gunselman, Football Fan, Jimmy Apollo, Marco, Philadelphia Football Player, Security Guard 1, Security Guard 2, Shoe-in of the Week Guy, Violinist.

Every moment of the episode, about ten seconds each: when it is, what happens on screen, and what's said.
The descriptions are written by an AI model from frames of each moment and can get small details wrong. The dialogue is from the episode's subtitles.

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## 0:00–0:12

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, balances on a yellow skateboard on the roof of a pink car in a driveway, arms raised, in front of a yellow house with an open garage. The scene opens on blue sky and clouds with the yellow title text "THE SIMPSONS" before cutting to the driveway. Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, then stands beside the pink car with his arms out, and a black bicycle, cardboard boxes, and a blue mailbox sit nearby.

> The Simpsons

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## 0:12–0:23

Homer enters the living room through a doorway, passing a white cup with a star on the red couch. He then joins Marge, Lisa, Maggie and Bart, who sit side by side on the brown couch watching a television. The TV screen shows yellow text reading 'Created by Matt Groening', then changes to 'Developed by James L. Brooks, Matt Groening, Sam Simon'.

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## 0:23–0:36

Two small animated football players, one in a blue jersey and one in a red jersey with a number, run on a green 3D football field toward a yellow goalpost while a large blue, white and orange capsule-shaped object spins against a starry background with streaking light. The scene starts from black with a faint green rectangle, then the field appears and the players advance as the view sweeps past the yellow uprights. It ends on a title card reading "INSIDE FOOTBALL TODAY" in purple and grey 3D letters on black.

> Hey, everybody. Brett Gunselman here on Pivotal Week 8 of the NFL season.

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## 0:36–0:47

A dark-haired sports host in a brown suit and green tie sits with his hands clasped behind a desk in front of an "Inside Football Today" sign and scoreboards showing Denver-New England and Miami-Cincinnati at 0-0, first with a neutral expression, then smiling. Homer, in a white shirt and blue pants, sits in his pink living room beside a lamp and a Bar-B-Q chips bag, with credit captions reading "Co-Executive Producers Al Jean & Mike Reiss" and then "Supervising Producers Jay Kogen & Wallace Wolodarsky." He leans forward and works at his belt, then the view settles on his round belly over the waistband as he pats and holds it.

> Now stay tuned for six hours of exciting football action.
> Well, bye-bye, belt.

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## 0:47–0:58

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, sits on the brown couch in the pink living room eating from a bag of Krunchy Kurls, with a salt box and a BBQ chips container beside him. He stuffs handfuls of snacks into his mouth, glancing up with wide eyes, then reaches toward the bowl on the shelf and pulls a can from behind his head, eating and reaching while the scene holds. Marge, with her tall blue beehive and orange bead necklace, stands in the doorway on the right, watching him with a neutral expression. Notable objects include a sailboat painting, a purple lamp, a turquoise telephone on a side table, and white on-screen credits reading 'Produced By Richard Sakai David Silverman' and 'Co-Producer Jon Vitti'.

> Homer. All those fatty, deep-fried, heavily salted snacks can't be good for your heart.

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## 0:58–1:10

Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, stands beside Homer, who sits on a brown cabinet in a white shirt and blue jeans holding a bag of Cheezy Curls snacks, with a Bar-B-Q Chips bag and a salt container nearby in a pink room. Marge gestures toward him and Homer looks sideways, then the scene cuts to an animated cutaway of a red, glistening heart surrounded by brown tissue, with blue and purple blood vessels, which remains on screen as its chambers and vessels shift slightly.

> My heart is just fine.

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## 1:10–1:21

Marge Simpson stands beside a couch in a pink room, gesturing with her hands while Homer Simpson sits holding a bag of Salt and Vinegar chips. Homer then tips back a glass of beer and drinks, with a Bar-B-Q chips bag and a salt box nearby. The scene cuts to a TV studio desk marked INSIDE, where a dark-haired man in a brown jacket and green tie sits beside a white-haired man in a tan jacket smoking a cigar, with a scoreboard showing Denver vs. New England and Miami vs. Cincinnati behind them.

> A little beer will put out that fire.
> And now with his picks for today's game, the man who's right 52% of the time,
> Smooth Jimmy Apollo.

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## 1:21–1:34

Smooth Jimmy Apollo, an older grey-haired man in a tan jacket and tie, sits at a news desk holding a cigar, smoke curling up, while on-screen text reads "SMOOTH Jimmy Apollo" and later the "Inside Football Today" graphic shows "Denver vs New England"; he gestures with the cigar, then rests his hand against his chin as he talks. The scene cuts to Homer, bald and wearing a white shirt and blue jeans, sitting on a brown couch in his pink living room with a notepad and pen, writing while a bowl of snacks, a bag of Kentucky Korn chips, a Bar-B-Q Chips bag and a box of Sweet Stuff sit around him, and he glances up at the TV.

> Thank you, Brett. Our first game today, Denver and New England, is too close to call.
> Oh. But if you're one of those compulsive types who just has to bet, well,
> I don't know, is...
> Denver. Woo-hoo! Denver! Yeah!

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## 1:34–1:43

Homer Simpson sits on the brown couch in his white shirt and blue pants, first raising his arms and a notepad while his feet are up, then holding a green phone to his ear and grinning as he places a bet. Moe, the grey-haired bartender in a blue apron, stands behind the bar with a cordless phone to his ear while a police officer in a cap, beside a mug marked MO and a beer sign, glares at the bar. Nearby are a green rotary phone, a bowl of popcorn, a Kentucky Kernels bag, and a Pork can and Salt box on the floor.

> Moe's tavern, where the peanut bowl is fresh and hourly.
> Moe, I'd like to bet $20 on Denver.

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## 1:43–1:53

Moe, the grey-haired bartender, stands behind the bar with a purple telephone receiver cradled on his shoulder, its cord running to the counter, and at first gestures while talking. Chief Wiggum, the fat police chief in uniform and cap, sits at the bar, drinks from a mug marked MOE, then holds the mug up while Moe grins and points at him. Moe then leans over the counter and writes in a small black notebook with a pen as Wiggum watches, with a thin young man in a red vest holding a glass in the background, an EXIT sign and a fan above a purple door, and the MOE mug on the bar.

> I think I can provide that service.
> Chief Wiggum, could you hand me that little black book?
> Oh, sure thing, Moe. I'm just using it as a coaster.
> 20 be going done, Denver. How's she doing business with you, HS?

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## 1:53–2:06

Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue jeans, sits on the brown couch in the pink living room with a red-and-black soda can on his lap, and the first moment shows an open notebook reading BARNEY $5 PITSBURGH, SMITTY $12 NEW ORLEANS, HOMER $20 DENVER. He reaches toward a small snack on the side table, then leans back with clenched fists and an excited open-mouthed expression before raising the can to drink. Finally Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress, stands in front of him holding a red cup while Homer looks down at her from the couch.

> All right, Denver, justify my love. At the end of 13 seconds of play,
> it's New England 7, Denver nothing.
> Look, Dad, I made a modest studio apartment for my Malibu Stacy doll.

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## 2:06–2:17

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress, first peers over a TV set at a cardboard dollhouse where a blonde doll sits beside a tiny table and chair. She then stands with her back turned in a living room cluttered with a Pork bag and a New Bar-B-Q Chips bag, hands raised near her face, while Homer, the bald man in a white shirt, leans in behind her and peeks over her shoulder. The moment ends with Lisa facing forward, eyes wide and teeth gritted in a grimace in front of the TV showing a football stadium.

> This is a kitchen.
> This is where she prints her weekly feminist newsletter.
> Dad, you're not listening to me! Clousy, stupid Denver.

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## 2:17–2:20

Lisa, in her orange dress and pearl necklace, stands in the pink living room holding a small red box while Homer, bald and heavy in a white shirt and blue trousers, looms behind her. Lisa then turns and walks toward the right of the room as Homer follows, and by the end Homer sits on the brown couch holding a Duff can while Lisa stands at the left edge. Visible objects include a purple lamp, a teal telephone, a Pork Rinds box, a Bar-B-Q chips bag, a Salt Pork box and a sailboat picture on the wall.

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## 2:20–2:28

Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, lathers the foamy hair of a baby sitting in a small blue tub in a checkered-floored bathroom, while a rubber duck floats at the left edge. Lisa, with her star-shaped spiky hair, kneels at the right holding a red shoebox house, looking at it and then at the tub as she raises a hand to her face and her eyes narrow. The baby splashes and moves her arms, Marge keeps washing, and Lisa keeps studying the red box.

> Oh, look at that. A shoebox house.
> Lisa, you're so clever.

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## 2:28–2:35

Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, stands beside a blue tub in the living room, washing the hair of a baby with white tufts who sits in the water next to a yellow rubber duck. Lisa, with her star-shaped spiky hair, sits at the right beside a red box, first looking up wide-eyed and then slumping with her chin propped on her hands and her eyes half closed. Marge lathers the baby's hair with suds and glances around while the baby looks back and forth, and the room has checkered floor tiles, a wall phone, and a patterned archway.

> Why isn't Dad ever interested in anything I do?
> Well, do you ever take an interest in anything he does?

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## 2:35–2:44

Lisa, with spiky hair and her chin resting on her crossed arms over a blue ledge, glances sideways with wide eyes as her mouth shifts from a frown to a grimace, while a red box holding a small yellow toy sits beside her and a microwave sits on the cabinet behind. Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, stands in a lavender hallway beside a posted notice and a red archway, her eyes wide as she looks off to the side, then turns her head slightly while her lips part and purse.

> No.
> Well, we used to have burping contests, but I outgrew it.
> Hmm.
> Well, if you want to get closer to him, then maybe you should bridge the gap.

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## 2:44–2:55

Marge, in a green dress and red beaded necklace, stands at the edge of an indoor pool beside her grey-violet-haired sister, who bobs in the water while Lisa, with spiky hair and a pearl necklace, watches from the checkered floor. Marge pats and strokes her sister's head and shoulder, then steps back and looks on as the sister holds her arms out and speaks with her mouth open. A rubber duck floats at the pool's edge, and a wall phone and a red-doored hallway sit behind them.

> I do it all the time.
> I pretend I'm interested in looking at power tools,
> going to those silly car chase movies,
> and some things I'll tell you about when you're older.
> Do you understand?

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## 2:55–3:00

Bart, Marge, and Lisa stand around a small blue bathtub in a purple and red bathroom with a black-and-white checkered floor, where Grampa sits in the water with white tufts of hair and a pacifier-like mouth, while a rubber duck floats nearby. Bart holds a red bowl up to his face with a spoon in his mouth in the first moment, then he lowers the bowl and raises his hand as Marge leans over the tub and Lisa watches from the right. The scene then cuts to a television showing a football stadium with the on-screen text "New England 35 Denver 7 3rd Quarter" over the field.

> I think so.
> But! What?
> Oh, look at that.

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## 3:00–3:12

Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue jeans, sits on a brown couch holding a red can while Lisa, with spiky hair and a pearl necklace, stands on the rug facing him. Homer talks and gestures with one hand toward her, then Lisa climbs onto the couch beside him and sits with her eyes closed and her legs dangling. The room has a green rotary telephone, a sailboat painting, a small box on the floor, and a crumpled white paper on the green carpet.

> No, why did you do that?
> Wouldn't it be fun if we watched the game together?
> Okay.
> Just don't say anything and sit down over there.
> Over.

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## 3:12–3:24

Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue jeans, sits on the left end of a brown couch in a pink living room, holding a red soda can on his knee, while Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, sits beside him at the right. In the first frames Lisa perches on the couch with her legs dangling and looks toward Homer, then in the next frames she slumps and looks bored, while Homer turns toward her with a wide-eyed, anxious expression. In the final frames Homer's face tightens into an irritated scowl as he gestures with an open hand, and Lisa sits with her arms folded and looks back at him. Nearby are a green rotary telephone on a purple side table, a pile of books, a red-and-black toy box on the green rug, and a framed sailboat picture on the wall.

> So, what's up?
> Lisa, please, I can't hear the announcer.
> He said Denver just fumbled. Don't!

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## 3:24–3:37

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, crouches on a grassy lawn and peers at a green plastic toy soldier through a magnifying glass, moving the glass as he bends lower over the figure. Nearby, Marge, with her tall blue beehive, red bead necklace and strapless green dress, stands talking to Bart, who has his back to the viewer and a green stain on his shirt. The scene opens on a close-up of a scowling, wrinkled face washed entirely in green.

> See you in hell, soldier boy.
> Bart?
> Yeah, Mom? I was thinking that while your father and Lisa watch the game,
> it might be fun if the two of us went clothes shopping.

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## 3:37–3:51

Bart Simpson, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, first stands on a grassy lawn by a sidewalk looking wide-eyed, then Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, appears beside a house and reacts with an open-mouthed, startled expression. Bart's orange shirt and blue shorts are now splattered with green gunk, and he is shown from behind, and he then turns and gestures with an outstretched arm toward Marge while she stands with a worried look. Bart ends turned toward the side, pointing off to the left with a finger while looking alarmed, with a blue car parked in the background at the top left.

> Mom, I'd love to. But to be honest, I don't need new clothes.
> Oh, really?
> So even though I'd love to spend this sunny afternoon trying on clothes, it's not...
> Well, folks, when you write 52% of the time,

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## 3:51–4:02

Kent Brockman, the grey-haired news anchor in a tan jacket and tie, sits at a desk with papers, holding a pen and speaking while a monitor behind him reads INSIDE FOOTBALL TODAY, NEW ENGLAND 55, DENVER 10, FINAL. He keeps gesturing with the pen as he talks, then the scene switches to a dark-haired man in a brown jacket and green tie at a desk beneath INSIDE FOOTBALL TODAY signs, who raises a pen with a slight smile and speaks.

> you're wrong 48% of the time. Why didn't you say that before?
> Okay, Jimmy, you're off the hook. We got Miami, Cincinnati coming up.
> Any thoughts? I certainly do, Brett.

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## 4:02–4:13

Kent Brockman, the grey-haired news anchor in a tan suit and glasses, sits at a desk in front of a screen reading "Inside Football Today" with "Miami vs Cincinnati, 2 PM (EST)" while smoke curls from a cigarette in his hand. He then lifts a blue padlock sign labeled "Lock of the Week" and grins. Meanwhile Homer sits on a brown couch in a white shirt and blue pants, holding a remote, his eyes narrowing and then his teeth clenching beneath a framed sailboat picture, with a pink-frosted cupcake on the shelf behind him.

> I hereby declare Miami to be Smooth Jimmy's luck of the week.
> Ooh, that's a big luck, all right. But I just don't trust that guy.

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## 4:13–4:21

A grey-haired...

> In the Cincinnati-Miami game, I declare Cincinnati to be my shoe-in of the week.
> Hmm, they both make a good case.

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## 4:21–4:29

A thin, bespectacled man with a blue bow tie, green jacket and pink trousers stands beside the Gamble-Tron 2000 machine, a white reel-to-reel unit with a lit control panel, under an orange football decoration in a room with white appliances. He starts with his hands at his sides, then raises one hand toward the machine and finally points at its panel while the indicator lights glow. The machine's sign reads "GAMBLE-TRON 2000", and a "COMPU" label is visible on a nearby unit.

> After evaluating millions of pieces of data in the blink of an eye,
> the Gambletron 2000 says the winner is...

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## 4:29–4:38

A slim, bespectacled one-off man in a lime-green jacket, bow tie, and pink trousers stands beside the GAMBLE-TRON 2000 reel-to-reel machine under a large hanging football in a red-walled room. He first holds a paper slip and reads it, then steps forward with the slip still in hand and bends slightly as he looks down. He lifts a hand toward his face, then raises both fists in frustration as a tangle of cable spills from the machine's base and the spools shift, with the football and COMPU-labeled consoles visible behind him.

> Cincinnati by 200 points. Why, you worthless hunk of junk.
> You want some of this, don't you? Yeah.

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## 4:38–4:47

An elderly, stocky man in a red cap with a C, white jersey, white pants, red belt and whistle on a cord, a one-off coach character rather than a regular, appears against a row of blue lockers inside a purple TV-style border. He begins grinning while holding a thick stack of green cash, then points at the viewer and leans on the lockers as the on-screen text reads "COACH'S HOTLINE 1-909-WIN-BIGG". He later stands with a hand on his knee while banknotes swirl around him under the caption "CALL NOW AND WIN $$$", and finally grins with his arm resting on his knee as a pile of money gathers at the bottom beneath "WE'RE NEVER WRONG".

> Well, you need to know the winners.
> And I know the winners. So call me now. Whoa!
> Five dollars for the first minute, two dollars for each additional minute.
> You have reached the coach's hot

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## 4:47–4:59

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, sits on the edge of a brown couch in a pink living room, holding a teal phone to his ear with its cord trailing to a side table. Over the course of the clip he keeps the receiver pressed to his head, his eyes widening and his mouth opening as he seems to react to the call, while a framed sailboat picture hangs on the wall behind him and a small cupcake-like item rests on the couch back. A purple lamp is visible at the left edge.

> line.
> Yeah, lay it on me, coach.
> In the game of Miami versus Sin...

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## 4:59–5:11

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, sits on the brown couch in the pink living room, holding a teal telephone to his ear with its cord trailing to a side table. Over the five moments he grimaces, scowls, then looks alarmed and clutches his chest with both hands, before settling into a worried, strained expression with his other hand resting on his knee. A framed sailboat picture hangs on the wall above the couch, and a small lamp and a teal phone sit on the table beside him.

> Cincinnati.
> Sin... Cincinnati.
> Not... Cincinnati.
> Come on, come on. Don't you realize this is costing me money?
> We must consider many things.

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## 5:11–5:24

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, sits at the end of a brown couch in a pink living room, and Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, sits on the couch holding a green telephone receiver to his ear. Homer listens with a worried expression, then clenches his teeth and raises a fist in frustration while gripping the phone. Later he sits hunched with his hands pressed together at his mouth and a scowl, while Lisa watches him from the right with her hands folded in her lap. A teal telephone sits on a side table with a lamp, a framed sailboat picture hangs on the wall, and an open cardboard box lies on the green rug in the foreground.

> The wind... Oh, not the wind! ...is blowing out of the west.
> Oh.
> At five miles per hour.
> Not. Oh!
> You're ridiculous!
> What am I supposed to do?
> Nisa!

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## 5:24–5:37

Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, and Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress, sit on a brown couch in the living room while Homer gestures toward her, frowning, then lifts a green telephone to his ear and leans on the couch back as Lisa watches from behind him. The scene cuts to Moe, the grey-haired bartender, at his bar with a purple phone pressed to his ear, scribbling on a notepad with a blue pen beside a small purple phone, with a red and green diamond-patterned stained-glass panel behind him.

> Who do you think's gonna win? The Bengals or the Dolphins?
> I don't know. The Dolphins? Good, good.
> Mo, $50 on the Miami Dolphins. Gotcha. 50 beans on Miami.
> Homer, I got a call near the line.
> Hello.

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## 5:37–5:46

Krusty the Clown, in his green hair, red nose, purple shirt, green pants and blue bow tie, stands at a payphone beside a 'KRUSTY' sign and a pizza ad, holding the receiver to his ear and pressing the keypad. Behind him a figure in a green grass skirt, with blue hair and a bone stuck through it, lifts a horn, and a man in a white shirt, blue jeans and glasses watches from the arcade booth. Meanwhile, Moe, the dark-haired bartender in a vest and bow tie, leans at the bar with a phone cradled on his shoulder while he writes on a pad.

> Mo, it's me. Mr. K?
> Yeah, yeah, what'll it be? Put me down for $700 on the Rams.
> Oh, and put Sideshow Mel down for two grand.

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## 5:46–5:57

Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, and Bart, in an orange shirt and blue shorts, walk along a mall sidewalk past a shop called Wee Monsieur, whose window shows a red balloon and a figure holding it, while a man in a dark sweater and jeans walks away from them. Inside the store, Marge stands at a clothing rack and Bart looks glum before she holds a plaid shirt under his chin, and he grimaces with a hanger in his mouth. Storefront signs read WEE MONSIEUR and part of a sign reading NOOK, and a deflated-looking toy lies on the pavement.

> Mom, I'm tired. I want to go home.
> Can't I just lie down for a minute?
> Now, Bart, I think you'd look very sharp in this shirt.
> Fine. Get it. Let's go.

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## 5:57–6:10

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands in a clothing store, first clutching a purple patterned shirt and later holding a folded plaid shirt against his face while looking annoyed. Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, browses the racks of hanging shirts, pulling out a purple shirt with orange blotches and then a blue jacket, while Bart stands beside the shelves of folded clothes. Red, green, purple and blue folded garments sit on orange shelves, and a red price tag hangs on the purple shirt.

> No, no, no. You have to try it on.
> Ooh, and this one's 50% off. You know why these clothes are on sale, Mom?
> Because the people who wear them get beaten up.
> Well, anyone who beats you up for wearing a shirt isn't your friend.
> Ooh, this looks good. Oh, and this one is very, very cute.

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## 6:10–6:22

Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, and Bart Simpson, with spiky hair, are in a clothing store lined with cubbies of folded clothes in purple, red, green and blue. Marge pulls a purple garment from a shelf, and Bart appears hugging a towering stack of folded clothes that hides most of his face. Marge then reaches over to rest her hand on top of the stack, where a red bow tie sits, and leans in to point at it while Bart stands behind the pile.

> And these, oh, look, little bow ties.
> And don't make that face at me. How'd you know?

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## 6:22–6:32

Homer Simpson, bald with a white shirt and blue pants, sits on the brown couch in the pink living room, then jumps up with his fists raised and mouth wide open, while Lisa, in her red dress and pearl necklace, stands beside the couch and watches. A can spills brown liquid onto the swirled rug, and Homer ends up slumped sideways on the couch, clutching his face with his hand near a pink-frosted cupcake on the table. Lisa then stands on the couch, flexing both arms and grinning, with a mop leaning on the wall behind her. A purple lamp, a green telephone and a scattered pile of papers are visible around the room.

> Touchdown, Dolphins!
> All right, Dolphins! All right, Dolphins!
> Woo-hoo!
> Fifty big ones! Fifty big ones? Uh-oh.

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## 6:32–6:38

Homer Simpson, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, and Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair, a red dress and a pearl necklace, are in the family living room with a pink wall, a purple lamp and a framed window. Homer gestures with one raised hand and looks flustered, then leans toward Lisa with a grimacing, nervous grin while she stares back with wide eyes. Lisa's expression shifts to a sly, smug smile as she gazes sideways, and a pink-frosted cupcake sits on the dresser beside them.

> Uh, you see, Lisa,
> Daddy's friend Moe promised to give him $50 if the Dolphins won the game.
> You mean you made a bet? Well, I wouldn't call it a bad.

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## 6:38–6:51

Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, and Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair, a red dress and a pearl necklace, stand together in a pink-walled room under a sailboat picture. Homer's eyes close as he rubs his collar and chest while Lisa grips his arm, then his eyes snap open and he glances sideways as Lisa holds a brown treat near her chest and looks up at him. Homer then lifts his hand to his mouth with wide eyes, and Lisa leans toward him with a wary look, while a bowl sits on the shelf below the framed sailboat.

> It's a little thing daddies do to make football more exciting.
> What could be more exciting than the savage ballet that is pro football?
> Well, you know, you like ice cream, don't you?

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## 6:51–6:52

Lisa Simpson, with her star-shaped spiky yellow hair and a pearl necklace, sits against a brown couch in front of a pink wall. In the first moment her mouth is open wide showing her teeth and she glances to the side with wide eyes, and in the second her mouth has narrowed to a small open oval while her wide eyes stay fixed in the same sideways direction. Her head tilts slightly as she shifts her expression, with no other objects or on-screen text visible.

> Uh-huh.

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## 6:52–7:05

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy cartoon man in a white shirt, sits on a brown couch in a pink room beside Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress, who is at the right edge of the image. Homer gestures with his hands and talks, his eyes glancing sideways, then grins widely and rubs his fingers together in a scheming gesture while Lisa looks at him with half-lidded skepticism. Behind them hangs a framed picture of a red sailboat with white sails, and a bowl of pink-topped food sits on the couch back.

> And don't you like ice cream better when it's covered with hot fudge and mounds of whipped
> cream and chopped nuts and, ooh, those crumbled-up cookie things they mash up?
> Mmm, crumbled-up cookie things.
> So gambling makes a good thing even better.

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## 7:05–7:17

Homer Simpson, in his white shirt and blue pants, and Lisa Simpson, in her red dress and pearl necklace, sit together on a brown couch in front of a pink wall with a framed picture. Homer gestures with both hands and then clutches his chest with a wide-eyed, alarmed look, while Lisa closes her eyes and he grips her chin, then he leans in with a stunned expression as she smiles and he holds her shoulder. Bart Simpson, wearing only a white diaper, walks across a green room carrying an orange tray stacked with colorful clothes and a blue shirt, with a wire hanger on the blue floor.

> That's right!
> My God, it's like there's some kind of bond between us.

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## 7:17–7:27

Bart Simpson, shirtless and in white underwear with blue shoes, stands in a green-walled room beside a sign reading "THIS ROOM MONITORED AT ALL TIMES," first leaning toward it and then standing on a blue floor beneath a hanging monitor, next to a stack of folded clothes, an orange shirt on the floor, and a wire hanger. He then turns with a smile, holding a purple gift-wrapped box, before the scene cuts to two uniformed guards in light blue caps and headsets seated at a desk watching a bank of nine small monitors showing rooms.

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## 7:27–7:38

A pale, spiky-haired figure in a cramped room holds up a sign reading GET BENT while glaring downward, with a hanger and jacket hung on the wall beside them. Two security guards in light blue uniforms and caps labeled SECURITY, wearing headsets, sit at a bank of keyboards and monitors in a booth with a purple board of papers behind them, and they keep working as one glances sideways. Later, a small girl with grey hair in a braid and a bow sits on the floor pulling off a sock, with one shoe lying nearby.

> We've got a troublemaker in booth 8.
> Forget him.
> There's a code red in booth 3. My God, those aren't the socks she came in with.

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## 7:38–7:48

Two security guards in light blue uniforms and caps marked SECURITY stand with headsets in a blue-walled room, and one gestures beside a FIRST AID box while holding a long pole as the other slips backward through a doorway. Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, stands among green lockers beside Patty and Selma, who have grey-violet hair and pink bows. The twins then grin widely with their hands near their chins, with clothes racks hanging behind them.

> Mm-mm.
> Let's move.
> Bart? In here, Mom.
> But don't open the... Whoa!
> Oh, Bart, you could use some new underwear, too.

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## 7:48–7:54

Marge Simpson with her tall blue beehive stands beside the changing-room doors in a green store while Bart, in only his underwear, pulls an orange shirt off a hook and then stands with his hands at his waist. A row of purple-haired girls with pink bows, a moustached man in a navy sweater, a small boy in a teal shirt, and a grey-haired clerk in a blue shirt gather near the counter, several pointing at Bart. Folded clothes sit on shelves in the foreground.

> Look at that stupid kid!

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## 7:54–8:07

Homer, a bald heavy man in a white shirt, sits on a brown couch holding Lisa, a girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, in a pink living room with a sailboat painting, a telephone and a lamp. Homer grins and bounces Lisa on his lap, then stands and pumps his fists in celebration while Lisa stands on the couch beside him. He leans in close to Lisa, who reaches up to touch his chin and smiles.

> Three, two, one!
> And the final from Riverfront Stadium, Miami 24, Cincinnati 10.
> Yeah!
> Boy, Mom sure will be happy you won $50.

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## 8:07–8:17

Homer Simpson, bald and wearing a white shirt, and Lisa Simpson, with her star-shaped spiky hair and red dress with a pearl necklace, stand together on a brown couch in front of a pink wall with a framed sailboat picture and a blue hose-like pipe at the top right. Homer leans in close to Lisa, gripping her shoulders and then her arm, with his mouth open and eyes wide as he talks to her. Over the course of the moment his expression shifts from wide-eyed and agitated to squinting and grimacing, while Lisa stays wide-eyed and then looks down with her eyes half closed, before Homer leans toward her again with his hand near her neck and her mouth open in a shocked expression.

> You'd think that, wouldn't you? But you see, Lisa,
> your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong,
> even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
> Really?
> Where?

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## 8:17–8:29

Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, and Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress with a pearl necklace, stand together in a pink room with a sailboat picture on the wall. In the first four moments Homer talks and gestures with his hand near Lisa's shoulder while she looks up at him, and in the final moment he rests his hand on her shoulder and smiles. Then the view widens to show Homer and Lisa standing near a lampshade and a hanging maraca, with Marge, the tall blue-haired woman in a green dress, standing to the right, looking at them.

> Uh, somewhere in the back. The point is, we had a great time today.
> And to keep it that way, let's not tell your mother about our little wager, okay?
> Okay, Dad. Did you two have fun? You bet.

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## 8:29–8:39

Homer and Lisa sit together on a brown couch in a pink living room, with Homer's arm around Lisa, who has star-shaped spiky hair and wears a red dress and pearl necklace. Marge, tall with a blue beehive and green dress, stands at the right beside a framed sailboat picture and a hanging Mexican-style decoration. Homer and Lisa stand near the couch as Lisa's head tilts and she grins while Homer leans in, then Marge gestures with her hands and speaks. The scene then cuts to Bart, a boy with spiky hair in a plaid jacket and red bow tie, sitting in the back seat of a car with a brown upholstered seat and a steering wheel visible at the right, looking sideways with a sheepish grin.

> Well, we had fun, too.
> Right now, Bart is modeling his new clothes for his friends.
> You gotta come out sometime, Simpson.

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## 8:39–8:52

Bart peers over the dashboard of a pink car while a bald man in a white shirt and blue shorts and a woman with tall purple hair lean on its hood, and a red-haired woman in a dark green coat leans in from the right with a license plate reading KYI550 on the grille. The scene fades to black, then Homer, in a white shirt and blue pants, leans over the bed to tuck in Lisa, who lies on a blue pillow under a green blanket in her pink bedroom, with a lamp, a framed picture, a pennant, and a dresser nearby.

> Good night, Dad. I had a really nice time today.
> Me too, honey.
> Can I watch football with you again next Sunday?

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## 8:52–8:59

Homer Simpson, bald with a white shirt, stands in front of a dark brown curtain beside a green Jazz Fest poster, while Marge Simpson with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace appears at the right edge. Homer glances sideways, then turns to face the viewer with a smile and gestures outward with an open hand as he speaks. Marge looks on, grinning widely. In the first moment, Lisa Simpson, with her star-shaped spiky hair, lies in bed under a blue blanket on a blue pillow, her eyes wide and mouth open, before the scene cuts to Homer's close-up reaction.

> Sure.
> You'll find it gets rid of the unpleasant aftertaste of church.
> See how good things can happen if you make a little effort?

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## 8:59–9:09

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky yellow hair, lies in bed under a green and blue blanket with her head on a blue pillow, while Marge, the tall woman with a blue beehive wearing a red bead necklace and green dress, stands beside the bed looking down at her. Lisa's eyes dart and widen with a nervous, uneasy expression as her mouth opens slightly, and across the moment she stays tucked in while Marge remains standing at the bedside. A lamp and a patterned nightstand sit at the right edge of the room.

> Point well taken.
> Uh, Mom, could you loosen my blanket a little?
> Dad took me in too tight, and it's cutting off the circulation in my arms and legs.

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## 9:09–9:15

Homer Simpson, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue jeans, and Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, sit on a brown couch in the living room. At first Homer holds a teal phone to his ear while Lisa sits beside him, then a red-shirted football player with a number 21 jersey and slicked-back white hair speaks into a microphone held by a reporter on a small television set in the foreground. Homer turns to the TV while Lisa watches, then Homer grabs Lisa around the middle and pulls her close on his lap as both look alarmed. Notable objects include the purple TV, a sailboat painting above the couch, and a teal rotary telephone on a purple side table.

> This team is fired up. We came here to play.
> All right!
> He'll lose. What? Didn't you hear what he said?

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## 9:15–9:26

Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky yellow hair, a pearl necklace and a red dress, stands on a brown couch in front of a pink wall with a magenta vertical stripe, first gesturing with open hands while talking with her eyes wide, then looking unimpressed with half-closed eyes and a flat expression. Homer Simpson, bald and stubbled in a white shirt, joins her at the right side of the frame, looking sideways with a worried, uneasy expression; Lisa then closes her eyes with a broad, toothy grin while Homer glances at her, and finally she turns toward him with wide eyes and an open-mouthed smile as he remains pressed beside her.

> Look at the fear in his eyes. Listen to the quiver in his voice.
> He's a little boy lost in a game of men.
> You think we should bet against him? I bet my entire college fund on it.
> You got it. Mo, $23 on New York.

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## 9:26–9:35

Homer Simpson, bald and heavyset in a white shirt and blue jeans, sits on the arm of a brown couch in the pink living room, holding a green telephone to his ear and raising one finger while Lisa Simpson, with spiky star-shaped hair and a red dress and pearl necklace, sits beside him. Homer then stands up and lifts Lisa in both arms in front of a framed sailboat picture, and she raises her arms in the air as he holds her up with a wide grin. Objects visible include the green phone on a purple side table, a tall floor lamp with an orange shade, and a sailboat painting on the wall.

> Start spreading the news.
> It's New York over Philadelphia, 35 to 10.
> Yay!

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## 9:35–9:46

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, and Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress, sit close together on a couch in a pink-walled room with a sailboat picture and an orange lamp. Homer grins and talks while holding Lisa's face, and in the next moment he gently pushes her head and she turns toward him. Then he lifts a hand to her face while she looks up at him, and he finishes with a wide toothy grin as Lisa, wearing a pearl necklace, looks back at him.

> Dad, I hate to break the moon, but I'm getting nauseous.
> Oh, sorry.
> So, who do you like in the afternoon games?

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## 9:46–9:58

Lisa, in a red dress and pearl necklace, grins and gestures with outstretched arms in front of a large yellow arm, then looks startled with her mouth open as the arm holds her. A TV screen shows two sportscasters in headphones at a stadium, a dark-haired man in a brown suit and green tie and an older white-haired man in a grey suit with glasses, both holding microphones. Finally Homer, in a white shirt and blue jeans, and Lisa, in an orange skirt, stand on a brown couch in a pink room, both cheering with their arms raised while a lamp and a telephone sit nearby.

> Well, I like the 49ers because they're pure of heart.
> Seattle because they got something to prove.
> And the Raiders because they always cheat.
> And in an extremely suspicious play, the Raiders win!
> Woo-hoo!

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## 9:58–10:09

Lisa Simpson, a girl with star-shaped spiky yellow hair and a red dress, stands in the library lobby in front of the Information desk, where a woman with frizzy curly brown hair in a pink blouse sits behind the counter, while Bart rides a small red tricycle across the lawn outside the Springfield Public Library and a light-haired boy reads at a table beneath the orange banner reading "The Library The Hip Place To Be". Lisa talks and smiles, tilting her head, as the desk displays "Information," "No Smoking," and "911 Emergency" signs and a bulletin board reads "Give a hoot, read a book."

> Hey,
> the new sign's really working.
> It's been a madhouse, Lisa.

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## 10:09–10:18

Lisa Simpson, wearing a red dress and pearl necklace, is in a library, first peeking up from behind a card catalog drawer and then standing at the open drawer and thumbing through cards while grinning. Blue chairs, framed pictures, and bookshelves surround her, and the yellow cabinet labels read A-Bt, Bu-Dd, De-Et, Gp-T, Ic-L, Lf-M, and Md. She keeps flipping through the cards in the drawer as she talks, and her mouth opens and closes.

> Let's see, football, football.
> Homoeroticism in, oddball Canadian rules, Phyllis George in.

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## 10:18–10:26

Maggie, the baby in a blue sleeper and bow, sits on a colorful rug in the pink living room with a pacifier while Snowball II, the black cat, lies nearby. She lies down on the rug and later sits back up as Homer, bald and wearing a white shirt and blue pants, sits on the brown couch holding Lisa, who wears a red dress and pearl necklace. The pair sit side by side watching the television at right, with a telephone on a table in the corner, while Maggie stays on the rug.

> Oh, Doctor, what a finish. The final score, ladder 17, Houston 13.
> And the lowly Falcons are flying high.

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## 10:26–10:34

Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, sits on a brown couch in a pink living room holding Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, on his lap. Homer grins and laughs while Lisa looks up at him and smiles, and across the room Maggie, the baby with a blue bow and pacifier, sits on a red bed in a blue outfit. Over the sequence, Homer's mouth opens wide in laughter and then closes into a smile, and Lisa raises one hand near her chest before settling back, while a black rotary telephone sits on a table at the left and a lamp with a pleated shade stands behind the couch.

> Who would have thunk it? My daughter?
> That's who? Yeah, me.
> Lisa, you pick the winner every time. You must have some kind of special gift.

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## 10:34–10:43

Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress and pearl necklace, appears in close-up against a brown couch and pink wall, first with wide eyes and an open-mouthed grin, then with a toothy smirk. In the final moments, Homer Simpson, the bald, stubbled man in a white shirt, appears at left in front of a framed sailboat picture with a skeptical sideways glance, and Lisa returns at right in front of the same framed picture, grinning broadly with her eyes wide.

> Come on, Dad.
> Doesn't take a genius to realize that Houston's failed to cover their last 10 outings on a
> way turf the week after scoring more than three touchdowns in a conference game.

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## 10:43–10:53

Homer Simpson, a bald man in a white shirt, and Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress with a pearl necklace, stand close together in front of a pink wall with a framed sailboat picture. Homer starts with a wide-eyed, grinning look while Lisa glances up at him. Lisa then smiles and speaks, and Homer smiles back with a sly expression. Lisa closes her eyes with a contented smile, and Homer raises his index finger, grinning and leaning toward her. Finally, Homer, mouth open, reaches out and taps Lisa's nose with his finger while she giggles with her eyes shut.

> Oh, my little girl says the cutest things.
> You know, Dad, Sunday is fast becoming my favorite day of the week.
> Not Sunday, Daddy-Daughter Day.

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## 10:53–11:04

Homer enters Moe's Tavern through the doorway while Barney, the heavy drunk with messy brown hair and a pink shirt, sits at the bar on the left and Moe, the grey-haired bartender, stands at the counter on the right. A tall, brown-haired man in an orange shirt and green vest holds the door open and steps inside, holding a cue stick. Homer then leans on the bar in his white shirt, talking with Moe, who gestures and turns toward him while a yellow "Duff!" sign and a Duff bottle advertisement hang on the wall behind them. The scene ends on a close-up of a leg in khaki trousers and a red shoe kicking forward against a purple wall.

> The usual mo, a beer, and a wad of bills!
> Ha ha ha, okay, you lucky moron.

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## 11:04–11:15

Homer Simpson, bald and heavyset in a white shirt, stands at a bar across from Moe, the grey-haired bartender in a bow tie and suspenders. Homer counts and then hands a thick roll of cash across the counter while Moe takes it, and Homer grins with his eyes shut as Moe looks on. On the counter sit a white mask, a revolver, a black bowling ball and stacks of banknotes, with a red figure at the right edge.

> Here you go, Omar, $135.
> I used to hate the smell of your sweaty feet.
> Now it's the smell of victory.
> Oh, shut up.

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## 11:15–11:28

A doorman in a red uniform stands outside The Gilded Truffle beneath its pink awning sign, with potted plants on either side of the green double doors. Inside, Marge and Maggie study a blue menu at a table while a man in a dark suit sits behind them, then Homer gestures with open hands in a white shirt and green tie as a woman with long black hair and glasses sits nearby. Marge looks up and speaks at the table as the man in the suit watches.

> Look at these prices!
> We could finally get rid of those termites for the cost of this meal.
> Tut-tut. Only the best for my family. Homer,
> I can't help wondering where you're getting the money from.

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## 11:28–11:38

Homer sits at a round table in a red-walled restaurant beside his daughter Lisa in a pink dress, while Marge, with her tall blue beehive and pearl necklace, leans into view at the right edge. A thin, moustached waiter in a black tuxedo and bow tie stands at the table, and Homer talks with his mouth open and gestures with both hands while Lisa looks up at the waiter. Menus lie open on the tablecloth as the three keep talking.

> Mom, can't a man do something nice for his loved ones?
> I guess so.
> Hello, I'm Marcus.
> I'll be your waiter. Hello, I'm Homer. I'll be your customer.

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## 11:38–11:49

Homer, in a white shirt and black tie, sits at a round table with Lisa in a pink dress and Marge in a green dress with a tall blue beehive, while a tall, slim waiter in a black tuxedo with a thin moustache and slicked-back black hair stands beside them. The waiter presents a green menu to Homer as Lisa looks on, and Homer studies it with wide eyes before the waiter lingers at the table. Behind them, other diners sit in a red-walled restaurant, and a boy with spiky hair in a blue suit and purple tie reads a menu at the table in the foreground.

> Never heard that one before.
> Would you care to select the wine? I'll do the honors.
> No, no, no, no. Oh, my God.

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## 11:49–12:01

Homer, in a white shirt and dark tie, sits at a restaurant table beside Lisa, who has star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress, while a tuxedoed waiter with a thin moustache stands nearby and Bart, in a blue jacket and purple tie, reads a green menu. Bart then sits with the menu held up and his eyes narrowed, and a moment later Homer sits at the table raising one finger in the air as a grey-haired violinist in a tuxedo, with round glasses, plays close to the camera-side foreground while Lisa's spiky hair shows at the left edge. Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, sits at the table in the background with Maggie in a blue bow nearby, and other diners sit at tables under red walls and a hanging ceiling lamp.

> What passes for a wineless these days?
> Marco, just bring us your freshest bottle of wine.
> Cha-cha.
> Charming lad.
> Oh, violin guy.

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## 12:01–12:12

Homer, in a white shirt and tie, sits at a table in a red-walled restaurant and grabs a bill from the hand of a tuxedoed violinist with grey-blue hair and glasses, while Lisa, in her pink dress, watches beside them. Later, Lisa grins with her teeth showing in front of a red wall and blue chairs, and the violinist plays his instrument in a tuxedo. Homer then turns to the side with his mouth open and an arm outstretched, before settling into a smile with a navy tie as a woman with long black hair, glasses and a purple dress sits behind him, and a diner in a dark suit sips from a glass at a nearby table.

> What's your favorite song, Lisa? The Broken Neck Blues.
> Play on.

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## 12:12–12:20

Lisa Simpson, with her spiky star-shaped hair, grins widely at first, while a pink-clothed figure and a yellow hand in a white sleeve rest on a table beside two forks. The scene moves to a pink living room where Homer lies stretched on the brown couch with a small object on his belly, and Lisa lies on the colorful oval rug beside a green telephone, reading a sheet of paper that shifts slightly as she looks at it. A purple lamp, a sailboat painting and a purple side table stand in the room.

> It is the playoffs.
> It's five below when there's one loyal fan wearing nothing but a G-string and the team

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## 12:20–12:32

Inside a television screen, a heavy blue-skinned man with red paint on one side of his body, wearing only a black G-string, stands at a railing among cheering spectators in a snowy stadium, grimacing and then raising one red finger while the crowd around him throws up their hands and jumps. Snow drifts across the scene as an older man with white tufts of hair and a man in a green hat and beige jacket cheer nearby. The scene then shifts to a living room where Homer lies on the brown couch grinning and holding a remote control, while Lisa in her red dress and pearl necklace lies on the rug beside a teal telephone and a sheet of paper.

> colors painted on his body. He doesn't look too happy.
> Well, maybe the pain to shut off his pores and he's slowly suffocating.
> Still, that is a real fan. Well, Lisa, it's Daddy-Daughter Day,
> and Daddy needs daughter's picks.

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## 12:32–12:46

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, and Homer, the bald man in a white shirt and blue pants, are in a living room. Lisa first leans over Homer, who reclines on a blue cushion holding a grey cup, then Homer lies stretched across a brown couch sipping from a red can while Lisa lies on a striped rug, holding a teal telephone to her ear and speaking into it. A small white slip of paper lies on the rug beside the phone.

> Dad, I'm making the Chiefs my five-star silver bullet special, and with your blessing,
> I'd like to tie it to the Cowboys, plus five at Chicago.
> Good, good. You call Mo.
> Mo, this is LS calling for HS. Just give me the bet, Lisa.

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## 12:46–12:50

Moe, the grey-violet curly-haired bartender in a white shirt and blue suspenders, holds a purple phone to his ear at the Duff bar at first, then sets down a stack of green cash on the counter while Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, leans on the bar beside him. Barney, the heavy drunk with messy brown hair and a pink shirt, holds a beer mug next to a red cowboy boot with a star on it, and a red Duff sign hangs overhead. Moe's hand rests on the money as the bills are passed along the bar, and then he looks at Homer and Barney.

> 110, 120, you lucky son of a... Hey, homie, you wanna go bowling next Sunday?

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## 12:50–13:01

Homer, bald in a white shirt, and Barney, heavy with messy brown hair and a pink shirt, sit side by side at the bar under a 'DUFF!' sign, Homer holding a fanned stack of cash and Barney gripping a beer mug. Homer glances warily sideways while Barney squints, grimaces, and then grins and looks toward him, and Homer keeps counting his bills as the tense exchange plays out.

> Barney, are you nuts? That's the Super Bowl.
> How about the Sunday after that? Wow, my mom's coming in from Norway, but, uh,
> what the hell?
> And when the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore,

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## 13:01–13:09

A boy with a blond bowl cut, blue shirt and red belt holds a sheet of paper in front of a blackboard reading "THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE" in a classroom, while a teacher with tall blue hair, glasses, a pink dress and a red bow stands nearby and several students sit at desks. The boy stands smiling and then looks up at the teacher as she steps toward him, and the scene closes on a close-up of the wide-eyed teacher with her mouth open, beneath an alphabet border that reads "aBb". Outside, the school building with its flagpole, bushes and entrance sign is shown at the start of the scene.

> that was the happiest day of my life. Thank you, Ralph.
> Very graphic.
> Lisa Simpson, would you like to read your essay?

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## 13:09–13:23

Lisa Simpson stands at the front of a classroom holding a sheet of paper while a teacher with a blue bob and pink dress waits beside the chalkboard. The board reads 'THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE' above the alphabet strip as Lisa smiles and begins to read from her paper. The scene then moves in close on Lisa, wearing her pearl necklace and holding the paper, as she smiles and speaks to the class.

> The happiest day of my life was three Sundays ago.
> I was sitting on my daddy's knee when the Saints,
> who were four and a half point favorites but only up by three,
> kicked a meaningless field goal at the last second to cover the spread.

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## 13:23–13:35

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, stands at the front of a classroom holding a sheet of paper and laughing while a woman with short blue hair, glasses and a pink sweater with a red bow watches with her arms crossed. The woman then covers her mouth with her hand in alarm beside an American flag and an alphabet banner reading Aa Bb Cc. The scene shifts to a pink room where Lisa holds a pink package beside a dark brown couch, and Homer, the bald man in a white shirt, leans over the couch with a grin and then laughs with his mouth open as Lisa looks up at him; a gift box with a purple bow sits on the floor and a potted plant is in a wall niche.

> Dear God.
> Oh, Dad, you must have bought me every Malibu Stacy accessory there is.
> Not quite. They were out of Malibu Stacy lunar rovers.

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## 13:35–13:45

Marge, with a tall blue beehive, holds a hand mirror in the pink living room while Homer in a white shirt and Lisa in a red dress look on, Lisa holding a small purple box. Close by, a gold statuette labeled "Meryl Streep" and "Versatility" is raised by a yellow hand beside a purple box and a teal box with an orange bird on it. Maggie, in a blue sleeper with a pacifier and blue bow, opens a red gift box on the blue floor, pulls out a grey elephant toy and white tissue paper, then reaches for the paper as a silver ribbon lies nearby.

> Ooh, perfume.
> Meryl Streep's versatility.

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## 13:45–13:55

Homer and Bart Simpson are in the family living room, with Homer leaning over the back of a dark red couch behind Bart, who is in an orange shirt and holds a small black object. On the left, a framed picture of Lisa hangs on the pink wall beside a red table, and a wrapped gift with a purple bow sits on the lower left. Homer grins with wide eyes and peers over the couch while Bart glances sideways with a nervous, forced smile. In the later moments Bart's grin widens and his eyes shift, while the black object in his hands is shown as a small black ball with a single white dot on it. In the second moment, a pair of yellow hands grip a black object with two white eyes and a pink box with polka dots sits to the right, and the wrapped gift sits in the corner.

> Boy, I know you're gonna like your present.
> Shut up! Shut up! Kiss my butt! Shut up!
> Go to hell! Go to hell! Dad, I promise you I will never get tired of this.

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## 13:55–14:08

Homer Simpson, in his blue pajamas, sits on the edge of a bed with his back partly turned, then turns to face Marge, who lies propped on pillows under the covers with her tall blue beehive and purple dress visible. In the bedroom with dark red walls and two framed pictures above the bed, Homer sits hunched with his hands resting on the mattress, looks worried, and his mouth opens as he speaks to her. Marge stares ahead with wide eyes and a tense, uneasy expression, and the scene closes on a close-up of her face on the pillow, her blue hair and eyes shown as she looks sideways.

> Homer, those were very thoughtful presents,
> but you have to tell me where you got the money from.
> All right, Marge, I'll tell you, but first you have to promise you will not get mad.
> I promise I will get mad, because I always do, and you make me promise I won't.

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## 14:08–14:17

Homer, bald and stubbled in a blue pajama top, sits on the edge of a bed in a maroon bedroom, turning his head toward Marge with a wary, guilty grimace and raising one yellow hand as if placating her. Marge, with a tall blue beehive and a purple nightgown, sits up beside him and reacts with wide eyes and an open, startled mouth, while a framed picture of two blue-haired figures hangs on the wall above the headboard and a pillow and lamp sit nearby. Homer's expression stays anxious as the scene holds, with Marge's shocked look growing more pronounced in the final moment.

> All right, if you must know, So Lisa and I have been gambling on pro football.
> You promised you wouldn't get mad. I did not.
> I promised I would get mad. She's an eight-year-old girl.

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## 14:17–14:25

Homer Simpson, bald and heavyset in a light blue pajama suit, stands in a dim bedroom with a lamp and a dark red wall, gesturing with open hands while talking to Marge, whose tall blue beehive is visible in profile beside him. Homer's gestures shift from raised arms and an outstretched hand in the early moments to both palms turned out at his sides as he speaks with a worried expression. Marge then turns her head toward the right edge of the frame, her eyes wide and mouth open in alarm, while a lamp shade and a small framed picture sit on the wall behind them.

> Homer, she never loses.
> She's got a gift.
> Aren't parents supposed to encourage their kids whenever they show talent?
> But gambling is illegal.

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## 14:25–14:33

Homer, in blue pajamas, and Marge, in a purple dress with her tall blue beehive, face each other in a dimly lit bedroom with a lamp, a framed picture and a white bed. Homer stands talking and gesturing with an open hand, then sits on the edge of a blue dresser and fidgets with the buttons of his pajama top while he keeps talking. Marge stands with her back partly turned toward the lower right of the scene, listening.

> Oh, only in 48 states. Besides, it's a victimless crime.
> The only victim is Moe.
> And it's brought Lisa and me together.

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## 14:33–14:42

Homer, bald and heavy in blue pajamas, sits on the edge of a bed beside Marge, whose tall blue beehive stands out, in a purple robe and looking uneasy. Homer shifts from a sleepy, eyes-closed pose to a wide-eyed, grimacing expression, reaching toward the blanket while Marge stares sideways, then slumps back with his mouth open. In the final moment, the view drops to Homer's bare yellow feet soaking in a green foot massager with bubbling water on the dark floor, beside a blue dresser and a trailing cord. A framed picture of the children hangs on the purple wall above the bed.

> I just don't know.
> Look, what's the problem? The kids are happy.
> You smell like Meryl Streep, and I got that foot massager I've always wanted.

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## 14:42–14:50

Homer sits at the kitchen dinner table while his bare yellow feet soak in a green tub of bubbly water on the floor beneath him, with a cord trailing from it. The scene dissolves between the foot tub and the family at the table, where Marge with her tall blue beehive, Maggie in a high chair with a pacifier, Lisa in her red chair, and Bart in an orange shirt sit around a blue tablecloth with glasses of milk. Homer, wearing a white shirt, eats with a fork as the others watch, and the orange kitchen cabinets and a blue dresser are visible in the background.

> Believe me, Marge, nothing bad could possibly come of this.
> You know, Dad, we've been watching a lot of TV lately.

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## 14:50–15:00

Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, sits at the blue-covered kitchen table smiling beside a glass of milk while Homer Simpson, bald and heavy in a white shirt, sits across from her in front of an orange chair. Homer then turns to face her, holding a spoon with a dollop of food, his mouth open and eyes wide as he speaks. Behind them, a chicken figurine sits on the shelf and a rack of mugs hangs on the lavender wall.

> Maybe the Sunday after the Super Bowl, we could hike up to the top of Mount Springfield.
> The fires in the tire yards really make for some beautiful sunsets.
> Well, that sounds great, honey, but next Sunday I'm going bowling with Barney.

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## 15:00–15:05

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress, and Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, sit at a table with a blue cloth in a purple kitchen. In the first two views Lisa sits at the table with a plate and a glass of milk in front of her while Homer, seen from behind with his orange chair in the foreground, looks toward her. Then Homer turns to face her, holding a fork and gesturing with his other hand, his mouth open and his eyes wide, while Lisa leans in with her mouth open as if talking. In the final moment Homer's expression sours into a clenched, strained grimace as he keeps his fork raised. A wall rack with plates and mugs, a wall outlet, and a potted plant on the wall stand behind them.

> What about Daddy Daughter Day?
> Don't worry. The new football season is only seven months away.

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## 15:05–15:17

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, sits at a blue-covered dinner table beside Marge, whose tall blue beehive and red beads are visible, while Homer's bald head in a white shirt is seen from behind at the right edge. Lisa glances sideways with a worried look, then slumps forward and rests her head on her arm beside a plate of meat and rice, while a white chicken sits on a chair behind her. Marge stares with a stern, scowling face in front of a framed portrait of Homer on the pink wall, and a glass of water sits on the table.

> So that's it. You just wanted me to help you gamble.
> You never wanted to be with me at all.
> You're a very selfish man.

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## 15:17–15:21

Homer, holding a small yellow cup with a red design, and Lisa, seen from behind with her spiky star-shaped hair, sit in a purple kitchen while Homer glances sideways with a wary look. Bart, in an orange shirt, then sits at the table holding a blackened round food item over a plate of food, chewing with his mouth open and then closing it while he looks sideways. Nearby are a glass of milk, a green stove, a purple toaster and a blue oven mitt hanging at the top right.

> Go to hell. Go to hell. Hey, once again, great present, Dad.

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## 15:21–15:32

Homer stands in a purple kitchen beside a glass blender and a yellow canister, looking worried, before the screen fades to black. Lisa, with her star-shaped spiky hair, lies in a bed under a blue blanket, first sharp and then blurred as she sleeps or cries. The scene then cuts to Lisa, glamorous in pearls and an orange dress with a cigarette in her mouth, seated at a green card table across from a man with reddish swept-back hair and a brown vest, with a glass, a pink handbag, and a deck of cards on the table.

> My third husband bought me this.

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## 15:32–15:43

Troy McClure, with swept-back reddish hair and a brown vest over a white shirt, stands at the left edge of a casino gaming table covered in green felt, facing an older woman with tall spiky yellow hair, a strapless orange dress, a pearl necklace and heavy eye makeup. She sits at the table holding a lit cigarette, gesturing with her hand, pausing to take a drag and tapping ash, then pointing and gesturing again as smoke curls up. A glass of liquid, a small pile of chips, a pink handbag and a red box sit on the table, and at the right edge a partly visible figure in white appears in the last moment.

> Give me some chips for it. Are you sure, ma'am?
> Don't tell me what to do, Sonny. I've been gambling since I was eight,
> and I've been hocking jewelry since I was 12.
> Now give me some chips.

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## 15:43–15:49

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair, sits up in a pink bedroom, then climbs out of bed in a light blue nightgown while a book sits on a stand nearby. The scene cuts to a green-striped room where a blonde woman in a red bikini sits on a bed, staring at large white eyes with black pupils peering through the window. A huge yellow arm then reaches in from the left and grabs her. A framed picture and a wooden dresser are visible.

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## 15:49–16:01

Lisa, with her star-shaped spiky hair and teal nightgown, stands in her pink bedroom holding a blonde doll in a red swimsuit, first lifting it up to her face and then gesturing with her free hand as she speaks. She lowers the doll to her side, and the scene shifts to the same doll sitting worriedly on a green bed while Lisa's hand reaches in from the left toward a small box holding a smiling male doll with a brown cap. Notable objects include a Malibu Clinic dollhouse sign, a large dollhouse with a glass roof, a blue-covered bed, and a framed picture of two green figures on the wall.

> Look around, you Malibu Stacy.
> All this was bought with dirty money.
> Your penthouse, your Alfa Romeo, your collagen injection clinic.
> You're going back into the shoebox.
> It may not be pretty, but damn it, it's honest.

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## 16:01–16:12

Lisa Simpson, in a light blue nightgown, stands in her pink bedroom clutching her chin beside a yellow figure at the left edge, then a man with swept black hair and a pink shirt peeks from behind a brown door with a blue sign reading partly 'DREY'. Lisa later holds a white tube by the curtain, leans out of a second-floor window shouting through a blue megaphone, and finally a girl with frizzy orange hair in a green skirt hops on a chalk hopscotch grid while a girl with pigtails in a blue jacket watches.

> I, Lisa Simpson,
> am hereby giving away all my ill-gotten Malibu Stacy accessories!

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## 16:12–16:26

Lisa Simpson in a light blue nightgown stands by a blue bed holding a red box while girls with bobbed brown hair and curly hair look on, and a green elf figure sits on a bookshelf. Earlier, a blonde girl in pink overalls, a blue-haired girl in red, and a blonde woman in a blue top with orange hoop earrings stand together on a suburban sidewalk, then a crowd of girls in pink, purple, and brown outfits runs with arms raised down the street past houses and a blue mailbox. Back in the bedroom, a girl with a headband in a blue dress brings a small blue box toward a pink dresser as Lisa keeps holding her red box.

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## 16:26–16:31

Lisa, in a light blue dress and slippers, sits on the edge of a blue bed holding a red box while Homer, bald with stubble and wearing a white shirt and blue pants, leans out from a pink archway into the bedroom. He dangles a tiny grey-blue coat by its hanger toward the brown door, grinning and gesturing while Lisa looks on glumly. A bookshelf with toys, a green elf figure, and scattered paper and debris cover the green carpet.

> Look, Lisa, I bought you a Malibu Stacy chinchilla coat.
> So you've come to buy my forgiveness.

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## 16:31–16:44

Lisa, a young girl with spiky yellow hair in a light blue dress, sits on a blue couch holding a red book while Homer, a bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, stands beside her. At first he leans in close to her shoulder, then steps back to gesture with open hands in front of a blue shelf holding a pink radio, a small house, a teddy bear, and a green elf doll. He ends standing with his arms folded and his head tilted up, while Lisa keeps her eyes on the book.

> Sorry, Homer. Oh, Glisa, honey, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings,
> but I really had a good time watching football with you.
> And I think you had a good time with me.

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## 16:44–16:45

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a light blue dress with a white collar, stands beside a blue table holding a red box with a yellow bear-shaped emblem on its front. She grins and talks with her eyes wide, then smiles and looks down at the box, whose contents show a broken yellow item. In the final moment she shifts the box to the left and gestures with her free hand toward a large yellow arm and hand entering from the right edge of the scene, where an unseen figure stands.

> Yeah, I did.
> Well, come on, we can still watch the Super Bowl together, can't we?

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## 16:45–16:53

Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, holds Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a light blue dress, in a pink room with a blue shelf of toys and books behind them. Homer starts with a wide-eyed, open-mouthed smile while Lisa looks up at him with a calm smile, then he shifts to a broad grin and Lisa closes her eyes and laughs as he lifts and squeezes her. In the final moment Homer leans in with a content, closed-mouth look and Lisa's face is pressed against his shoulder as she giggles. Visible objects include a small toy house, a basket, and stacked colored books on the shelves.

> Huh?
> Well, I would like to see what all the fuss is about.

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## 16:53–17:00

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, holds Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a light blue dress, up in his arms inside a pink room with blue shelves holding a toy house and a basket. Homer's face shifts from a sly, grinning look to a broad open-mouthed smile while Lisa, held close against his chest, glances up at him with her eyes narrowed and then wide open. Lisa's expression softens into a small smile as Homer leans in with a smug, closed-mouth grin, and they sway together in a gentle embrace.

> It's a day.
> So, do you think the Redskins will beat the spread?

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## 17:00–17:11

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a light blue dress, and Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, are in a bedroom with a blue bedspread, a red toy box, and shelves of toys. Lisa starts with heavy-lidded eyes, then sits on the edge of the bed while Homer stands nearby, and later she is lifted to Homer's eye level, wide-eyed and talking. She ends standing with her arms folded and a scowl while Homer's face is at the right edge of the image.

> Put me down.
> Look, Dad, I'll tell you who's gonna win the Super Bowl if you want me to,
> but it'll just validate my theory that you cared more about winning money than you did
> about me.

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## 17:11–17:21

Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, stands in a bedroom beside a blue bookshelf holding a pink boombox, a small yellow toy house, a brown teddy bear, and a woven basket, while a girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a light blue dress sits on the bed at left. Homer looks around anxiously, clasps his hands together, then leans toward the shelf and reaches out with one hand as the girl watches with a worried expression. He then raises both hands in front of him with his mouth open as if pleading or protesting, while the girl sits with her arms folded and looks on.

> Okay. I think Washington is a mortal lock.
> Washington!
> Woo-hoo!
> However... However? What however? What do you mean, however?
> However what? However,

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## 17:21–17:31

Lisa, a girl with spiky yellow hair in a light blue dress, sits on a blue couch beside a red cabinet bearing a female symbol, first with heavy-lidded eyes and then glancing sideways with a bored, skeptical look. Homer, bald and wearing a white shirt, leans into the scene in front of blue shelves holding books, a teddy bear and a green elf figure, his eyes bulging as his mouth opens and then clenches into a tense grimace. The pink wall stays fixed while his expression moves from wide-eyed shock to strained anxiety.

> I may also be so clouded with rage that subconsciously I want you to lose.
> In which case, I'd bet the farm on Buffalo.
> Lisa, do me a favor, complete this sentence.

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## 17:31–17:42

Homer Simpson and Lisa Simpson are in the family living room, with Lisa seated on a blue couch in a light blue dress and Homer standing in a white shirt and blue pants beside a blue bookshelf. Homer raises his hands near his face and then rubs his forehead while Lisa watches him with a dry, wary look, then slumps and rests her chin in her hand while Homer clutches his stomach. A small green figurine sits on the shelf, and a red wooden box with a female symbol sits near Lisa on the couch.

> Daddy should bet all his money on... I don't know.
> If I still love you, Washington.
> If I don't, Buffalo.

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## 17:42–17:52

Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, sits in a brown armchair beside a purple lamp and a side table with a bowl of dip, while Marge, with a tall blue beehive, green dress and red necklace, stands near a red door. A large yellow hand presses a tan, head-shaped chip with white tufts into the dip, then Homer lifts a chip and dips it while Marge watches him. Later Homer raises a dripping chip beside the lamp as the dip bowl sits on the table.

> Homer, I think that chip's got enough dip on it.
> We're live from the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome and Super Bowl XXVI.

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## 17:52–18:03

Kent Brockman, the grey-haired news anchor with glasses, sits beside a younger dark-haired man in a brown suit and green tie, both wearing headphones and holding microphones at a broadcast desk in a domed stadium. The younger man talks into his microphone, then smiles with his eyes closed and gestures with his free hand while Brockman smiles and listens. The scene then changes to five people in swimsuits on a palm-fringed beach, gathered around a small television on a wooden stand, with a pizza box, soda cans and a striped blanket nearby.

> Today, we're going to be seen by people in 150 countries, all over the world,
> including our newest affiliate W. Gimel Aleph Nun in Tel Aviv.

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## 18:03–18:16

Five yellow, afro-haired islanders in grass skirts sit on a log in a jungle clearing, watching a small grey television on a stand, with pizza, chips, and a dented can nearby. Cut to a living room with an Eiffel Tower view, where a heavy man in a black beret holding a remote and a thin, brown-haired man in a blue vest sit before a blue TV, with a beer bottle and wine glasses on the table; the heavy man gestures and laughs while the other grins. Homer, bald in a white shirt and blue pants, sits on a brown couch eating a pink-frosted donut beside a bowl of popcorn, a Barbecue Chips bag, a Krusty Korn sack, and a Salt Doodles box.

> Stupid!
> Sorry, Mrs. Wiley, my...
> Famidab.

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## 18:16–18:28

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress, plays a saxophone at a pink bedroom window while the view of trees and a blue house shows outside. Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, sits on a brown couch surrounded by Pork Rinds, Krunchy Korn, Bar-B-Q Chips and Salt Pretzels bags, holding a donut, then stands and walks away as the donut is left on the couch back. Barney, the heavy man with messy brown hair, stands at a bar in front of Moe, the grey-haired bartender in a blue vest, who is on a phone beneath a sign reading 'MOE'S SUPER SUNDAY BRUNCH SPECTACULAR'.

> Oh, every note is like a dagger in my heart.
> I gotta get out of here.
> Most haven't, home of the Super Sunday Brunch Spectacular.

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## 18:28–18:40

Moe, the grey-haired bartender in blue overalls, and Homer, in a white shirt, are first seen at a bar, with Moe holding a purple phone receiver to his ear and jotting on a notepad while Homer stands beside him. Moe then leans toward Homer as Barney, the heavy man with messy brown hair, leans on the bar opposite them, and Moe gestures with his hand while Homer's back is to the viewer. The setting is a bar under an orange BEER sign, with bottles and a cash register nearby, and a close-up near the start shows a yellow hand picking up a small red-topped item beside a SUPER BREAD box.

> Oh, alonely.
> Got you down for 40 bucks.
> Good luck, your eminence.
> Sorry, homie, you can't take any more of my money.
> I'm out of the bookie business. But, Mo, you've been taking bets off...

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## 18:40–18:49

Barney, the heavy drunk with messy brown hair and a pink shirt, is at the bar of Moe's Tavern, first slumped with eyes half-closed and then sitting hunched over a beer mug. Moe, the grey-haired bartender in a blue vest and bow tie, stands behind the counter with his arms outstretched toward Barney, while Homer, bald with stubble and a white shirt, looks on with a grimace from the foreground, flanked by a bald man in a green sweater, a brown-haired man in an orange shirt, and a blonde woman in a lilac top. Behind the bar, bottles line the shelves and a red-and-white banner reading "Sunday Bowling Spectacular" hangs on the wall. Barney gestures with his hands as he leans toward the bar, reaching for the mug, which is filled with beer.

> Hey, Barney, how about a free beer?
> Wow!
> Don't worry, Mo, I'm not betting.
> What?
> Give me that.

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## 18:49–18:55

Moe, the grey-haired bartender in a blue apron over a light shirt, stands at the bar facing Homer, who is bald and heavy in a white shirt and sits with his arms folded and a worried expression. Beside Homer, a young blonde girl in a pink top peeks from behind him, and at the right edge a brown-haired man with a tattoo on his arm leans on the bar next to a purple rotary telephone. A red 'BEER' sign glows behind the bar with a diamond-patterned wooden booth behind them. Across the frames Moe leans in and gestures toward the bar while Homer's expression shifts from anxious to grimacing and his mouth opens and closes as he speaks, and in the final frame Homer slumps forward and looks down at the bar.

> I had the greatest gift of all.
> A little girl who could pick football and I ruined it.

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## 18:55–19:05

Troy McClure, a reddish-haired man in a white sweater over a red tie, stands at left and smiles while a dark-haired man in a brown suit and green tie holds a microphone toward him in a domed stadium with a crowd of colorful seats behind them. The dark-haired man speaks, then pauses and grins, while Troy keeps smiling and looking ahead. No on-screen text is visible.

> Well, sir,
> we're two hours and 45 minutes into the pregame show and we've got ourselves a special
> guest, actor Troy McClure, whose new sitcom is premiering tonight,
> coincidentally enough, right after the game.

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## 19:05–19:14

Troy McClure, an actor with swept-back reddish hair, a white sweater over a red tie and green shirt, stands on the left and talks and grins while a dark-haired man in a brown suit and green tie holds a microphone toward him. They stand before a domed indoor stadium with a patterned wall behind them, and a black microphone cable hangs down in front. McClure's mouth opens and closes as he speaks and smiles, and the interviewer keeps the microphone steady and looks sideways at him throughout.

> Thanks, Brett.
> My new show's called Handle with Care.
> I play Jack Handle, a retired cop who shares an apartment with a retired criminal.
> We're the original odd couple. What made you want to do a situation comedy?

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## 19:14–19:26

Homer and Barney sit at the bar in Moe's tavern while Moe, the grey-haired bartender, stands at the right, and then a TV screen shows Troy McClure, the swept-back reddish-haired man in a white sweater and red tie, beside a reporter in a brown suit and green tie holding a microphone in front of a domed stadium. McClure talks and smiles as the reporter listens, then the reporter raises a hand toward his ear while the two keep facing each other against the stadium backdrop.

> Well, I fell in love with the script, Brett.
> And my recent trouble with the IRS sealed the deal.
> Great, great, Troy.
> Oh, looks like we're almost ready for the kickoff.

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## 19:26–19:30

Moe, the grey-haired bartender in a blue apron, stands behind the bar of his tavern, while Homer in a white shirt, Barney with messy brown hair in an orange shirt, and several unnamed patrons, including a man in a green cap and glasses, lean on the counter. Across the moment, Moe shifts slightly and raises a small white cloth near his face while the patrons keep their eyes fixed in the same direction, and Homer's gaze drifts sideways. A purple hanging lamp fills the upper right corner, and mugs of beer, a green drink, and rows of bottles sit along the bar and shelves.

> Washington kicks. Oh, it's a bad kick. Way too short.
> Buffalo is going to start with excellent field position.

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## 19:30–19:37

Homer Simpson, bald in a white shirt, sits at a bar beside Barney, the heavy man with messy brown hair in an orange shirt, while a one-off man in a green cap, glasses and pink shirt stands behind them and a partly visible man stands at the left edge. Homer stares ahead and grimaces with clenched teeth, then slumps forward with his head resting on the bar as Barney keeps a glass in hand and the green-capped man turns his head and speaks with his mouth open. Rows of bottles line the counter in the foreground.

> Buffalo's gonna win. Lisa hates me.
> What you got riding on this game? My daughter.

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## 19:37–19:45

Homer Simpson, bald and heavy in a white shirt, sits at a bar with Barney, the heavy drunk with messy brown hair in an orange shirt, while a man in a green cap and pink shirt with glasses stands between them and a thin, red-haired man in a suit with glasses sits at the far right edge. Bottles line the bar counter in the foreground. Homer's mouth opens and closes as he speaks, and the men glance sideways while Homer holds a mug and Barney holds a green glass. Then the scene cuts to a television screen showing two sportscasters at a stadium desk wearing headsets: a dark-haired man in a brown suit and green tie, and an older white-haired man in a grey suit who holds a microphone and touches his headset. The dark-haired man speaks into his microphone, mouth moving, while the older man smiles slightly and listens.

> What a gambler.
> And with a score at the half, Buffalo 14, Washington 7,
> it's time for the never tedious Super Bowl halftime show.

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## 19:45–19:46

Bart Simpson, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt and blue shorts, sits cross-legged on a colorful oval rug in the living room, facing a large purple television at the right edge of the scene. A brown sofa stands behind him beneath a framed picture, with a pleated orange lamp hanging above. In the first two images his eyes are wide open and he sits upright, then in the third his eyelids droop half-closed while he stays still, and in the final image his eyes open wide again as he gazes ahead at the TV.

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## 19:46–19:59

A green-skinned alien with a red antenna, orange suit, black belt and red cape appears in a stadium with rows of seats and a green field marked with white lines, while a pink dome-shaped creature with an antenna is partly hidden in a cloud of white smoke on the field. The alien steps out from a doorway onto a long pink runway, then walks forward with his arms spread wide. He waves one red-gloved hand and then gestures with the other while grinning on the runway in front of the stadium seats.

> People of Earth,
> we've come ten billion light years to bring you this halftime message of
> these.

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## 19:59–20:10

Four green-skinned, antennaed alien singers in orange jumpsuits and red capes stand in a row on a green stage in front of a pink-and-white flying saucer, while a fifth alien in a red cape sits on a white throne at the top of the saucer's steps. The four front aliens perform a synchronized routine: at first they stand with hands on hips and one pointing, then they swing their arms out and shift their weight side to side, kicking and turning in unison as they sing. The stage floor bears the painted letters 'SO' near the bottom edge, and a blue backdrop with a brick-like top border frames the scene.

> One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock. Rock!
> Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock.
> Rock!
> Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock.
> Rock! We're gonna rock around the world tonight.

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## 20:10–20:21

Bart, a spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands in front of a brown armchair in a pink living room, first looking wide-eyed and then scowling while Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress and pearl necklace, watches from the right beside a red chair with books. Lisa then looks worried and opens her mouth to speak as Bart glances at her with a tense expression. In the final moment, the scene cuts to Moe the grey-haired bartender at the right of a bar, his arms raised and mouth wide open in excitement, while Homer, the bald man in a white shirt, sits at the counter and a row of cheering regulars with arms in the air crowd beside him, with green and blue bottles lining the shelves behind.

> Oh, this sucks.
> Come on, snipers, where are you?
> Bart, who's winning?
> You hate dad is up by a touchdown.
> Go, go, go, go, yeah!

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## 20:21–20:31

Moe, the grey-haired bartender with a bow tie and vest, wipes a glass with a white cloth behind the bar in the first and last moments, while a TV screen shows an animated football game. On the field, Duff beer bottles with helmets and caps line up, then one bottle wearing a helmet stands tall as others gather, and cans of Duff draft beer sit in a cluster on a striped surface with a hand-shaped foam finger. Two Duff bottles, one in a red cap and one in a brown fedora, stand beside a bench as a bottle in a helmet is knocked over onto the grass, with a red-and-white Duff logo and the word 'BEER' visible on the labels.

> It's a touchdown for halfback Dan Beardor.
> Duff Dry has won the Duff Bowl.
> They wanted it more. Hey, Homer, didn't you say if Duff Dry wins, your daughter loves you?

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## 20:31–20:41

Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, leans on a bar beside a short man in a green cap and round glasses, a heavy man with messy brown hair in a rust-orange vest, and a man with brown hair in a blue shirt, all with rows of bottles along the counter in front of a dark blue background. Homer glances sideways and then clenches his fists and grits his teeth, while the man in the green cap raises a fist to his mouth, and the heavy man talks with his mouth open, holding a green bottle. By the end the heavy man is grinning with his mouth open, the man with brown hair laughs with his eyes shut, and Homer looks on with a sideways stare.

> Not Duff Dry, Washington.
> Okay, okay, they're both great teams. Yeah!
> Huh?

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## 20:41–20:52

Homer sits at the bar with a heavy man in an orange shirt and messy brown hair, while Moe the grey-haired bartender in a white towel stands nearby on the right. Homer's eyes widen as he raises a small man in a green cap and monocle up near his face and then gestures at him. The scene moves to the First Church of Springfield, whose sign reads 'Every Sunday is Super Sunday' under a sunny sky. Inside, a dark-haired man in a white robe stands at a podium with a microphone before a stained-glass backdrop of pink, orange, and red, with pink flowers at the edge, and his expression turns from calm to dismayed as his mouth opens.

> Touchdown, Redskins!
> All right, we're back in business.
> Well, I'm glad some people could resist the lures of the big game.
> Oh, my God, I forgot the game!

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## 20:52–21:03

Patty and Selma sit in church pews watching a man in a white robe at the front as a small figure walks down the red-carpeted aisle, with pink flower arrangements beside the carpet. Homer and Barney sit at a bar with drinks while Moe, the grey-haired bartender with a towel over his shoulder, stands across the counter. At home, Marge holds Maggie, who sucks a pacifier, while Lisa stands on the brown couch gesturing and Bart lies sprawled on the teal rug.

> So, with three ticks left on the clock, it all comes down to this one play.
> If Washington scores here,
> happy fans will be looting and turning over cars at our nation's capital tonight.
> Here's the handoff.

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## 21:03–21:14

Homer, Moe and a group of bar patrons, including a man in a green cap with glasses, a heavy man in an orange jacket, and a man with raised arms, cheer at the bar counter, with Moe in his apron and bow tie standing to the right, and bottles lining the shelves behind. Then, in the living room, Marge with her tall blue beehive raises her arms beside Maggie in her blue outfit, while Lisa in her red dress jumps with arms spread and Bart, in his orange shirt, kneels on a striped rug with arms outstretched. Bart and Lisa then sit close together on the couch, Lisa seated with her hands folded in her lap and smiling, while Bart leans toward her, with a framed sailboat picture, a telephone, and a lamp in the room.

> Please, please, please.
> Touchdown!
> Sniffed fork in this one, it is done!
> The Washington Redskins win Super Bowl XXVI!
> I guess you love Dad.
> I suspect it as much. Yes!

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## 21:14–21:25

Homer sits at a bar booth beside Carl, a Black man in a green sweater, Barney, a heavy man with messy brown hair in an orange shirt, and a man in a green cap and round glasses, all watching something. Homer grins, clasps his hands together, and then smiles while the group stays seated at the rail. Afterward Homer rushes toward a red EXIT sign and door at the back of the bar with both arms raised, while a dark-haired man in an olive shirt watches him and a bartender-side figure stands near the stools.

> She loves me! She loves me! What are you so happy about, Homer?
> You didn't win any money.
> Money comes and money goes,
> but what I have with my daughter can go on for eight more years.

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## 21:25–21:37

Homer and Lisa Simpson hike across a rocky desert ridge at sunset beneath the title card 'Mt. Springfield: The Next Sunday'. Lisa, in a dress with a green backpack, walks ahead at the left edge while Homer, in a red hat, grey shirt, red shorts and a green backpack, trails behind a boulder, then strides forward gesturing with one raised hand. The pair continue along the dusty ridge toward a setting sun, and the scene ends with a close view of a wide-eyed, worried Homer as Lisa smiles beside him with her hand on his shoulder.

> Come on, Dad!
> It's beautiful.
> Isn't it so?

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## 21:37–21:48

A small girl with spiky yellow hair in a red dress sits beside a man in a red cap, blue shirt and green backpack on a sandy cliff edge at sunset, with purple mountains and patchwork fields below. As the scene goes on, a fire spreads across the fields and the pair remain seated on the ledge, the girl leaning against the man, while the view shifts to show more of the land. The moment ends on a black screen with yellow text reading 'Executive Producers JAMES L. BROOKS MATT GROENING SAM SIMON'.

> After I catch my breath,
> Can we go home?

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## 21:48–21:59

No Simpsons characters are visible; the scene is a black screen with yellow credit text in a playful hand-drawn font. First, 'Starring DAN CASTELLANETA' appears centered above the names, then the credit 'JULIE KAVNER' fills the screen alone, followed by 'NANCY CARTWRIGHT', then 'YEARDLEY SMITH', and finally 'HANK AZARIA' in the same centered position. Each name replaces the last with no other movement, objects, or dialogue.

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## 21:59–22:09

No Simpsons characters appear in this moment; it is a black closing-credits sequence with no figures on screen. Yellow text fades in and out at the center in a sequence of credit cards: first 'and HARRY SHEARER', then 'Special Guest Voice PHIL HARTMAN', then 'Executive Consultant BRAD BIRD', then 'Executive Story Editor JEFF MARTIN', and finally 'Creative Consultant DAVID M. STERN'. Each credit appears in the same centered spot against the plain black background, with the job title in smaller lettering above the name in larger capitals.

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## 22:09–22:20

No characters appear in this moment; the black screen shows only yellow credit text in a rounded hand-drawn style. It first reads 'Associate Producers J. Michael Mendel Joseph A. Boucher', then changes to 'Theme By Danny Elfman', then 'Casting By Bonita Pietila', then 'Editors Mark McJimsey Don Barrozo', and finally 'Animation Production Manager Ken Tsumura' with 'Post Production Coordinators Colin A.B.V. Lewis and Jeffrey Goldstein' beneath it. Each credit card appears centered in turn, with no visible movement beyond the changing text.

> Thank you.

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## 22:20–22:31

No characters appear in this moment; it is a black closing credits roll with yellow text. Frames show production credits in sequence: a list of production coordinator Sarah Werner, dialogue sound editors Bobby Mackston and Mark McJimsey, music editor Chris Ledesma, sound effects editor Travis Powers, re-recording mixers Peter Cole, Gary Gegan and Anthony D'Amico, production mixer Brad Brock, sound recordists Ronald Cox and Randy Piotroski, script supervisor Doris Grau, and post production facilities Skywalker Sound and Laser-Pacific with a Dolby Surround logo. Then assistant credits follow, including Barbara Duncan, Trixie Flynn, Daria Paris, Julie Steddom Smith, Lona Williams, Lana Repp Lewis, Jacqueline Sillo, Leslie Richter and Alison Elliott, before the screen fades to 'Animation Produced By Klasky-Csupo Inc.' with Gabor Csupo as animation executive producer, then 'Animation Producer Sherry Gunther', and finally 'Korean Production Company AKOM Production Company' on black.

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## 22:31–22:41

No Simpsons characters appear in this moment; it is a black closing credits roll with yellow lettering that scrolls upward through crew lists. The first frame shows Assistant Director Alan Smart, Storyboard Supervisor Steven Dean Moore, Storyboard Kevin O'Brien, Storyboard Revisions Jerry Richardson and Jeff Myers, and Character Design credits for Scott Alberts, Matt Groening, John Rice and Sam Simon. The credits then move to Character Layout Artists and Background Layout Artists, followed by Animation Timing and Lip Sync credits for Kent Holaday, then Main Title Design by David Silverman and Main Title Animation names, then Color Design and Animation Camera credits, and finally Background Cleanup credits, a Negative Cutter credit and a Telecine credit.

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## 22:41–22:52

No characters appear in this moment; it is a black end-credit sequence of Simpsons production credits. Yellow text first lists Production Coordinators Miles Lewis Horst, Denise Mitchell and Julia Kim, then Post Production Coordinator Tami Sloan Tsark, then Production Assistants Daniel O'Day McClellan, Sharon Altman, Doria Biddle and Lisa Womble, then Production Accountant Carole Ann McCoy. The credits then change to a disclaimer about fictitious persons, the title 'The Simpsons Episode #BF12', copyright 1992 Twentieth Century Fox text, and the N.A.B. mark. Next come Executive in Charge of Production for Gracie Films Michael P. Schoenbrun, Creative Supervisor Sam Simon, and Executive Creative Consultant James L. Brooks, each shown on a plain black background.

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## 22:52–23:04

No recognizable regulars appear; the silhouetted audience in a dark theater, seen from behind in yellow-outlined seats, is shown in the opening. A blue-lit screen reads GRACIE FILMS, then the scene cuts to a gold 20th TELEVISION logo rising against a sky with light beams, with the logo slightly shifting position between views. The moment fades to black at the end.

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