# Bart the Lover The Simpsons, season 3, episode 16 (S03E16), first aired February 13, 1992. Written by Jon Vitti. Directed by Carlos Baeza. Production code 8F16. Guest stars: Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Krabappel. Couch gag: Alien. After his yo-yo smashes the class fish tank, Bart lands in detention, where he finds Edna Krabappel's lonely-hearts ad and answers it as a made-up suitor, Woodrow, with a photo of hockey star Gordie Howe. Seeing her cry alone after he stands her up at a restaurant, Bart feels guilty, and the Simpsons help him write Woodrow's farewell. Meanwhile, Homer's swearing while building a doghouse rubs off on Todd Flanders. Who's in it: Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Marge Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Milhouse Van Houten, Grampa Simpson, Principal Skinner, Ned Flanders, Krusty the Clown, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Mrs. Krabappel, Nelson Muntz, Otto Mann, Jasper Beardsley, Martin Prince, Ralph Wiggum, Reverend Lovejoy, Groundskeeper Willie, Santa's Little Helper, Lewis Clark, Wendell Borton, Richard, Jimbo Jones, Miss Hoover, Todd Flanders, Maude Flanders, Snowball II, Rod Flanders, Sherri Mackleberry, Terri Mackleberry, Nina Skalka, Janey Powell, Helen Lovejoy, Adrian Belew, Becky Shorter, Sophie Jensen, Girl with glasses, Long-haired girl, Jaffee Ziswhisky, Buck-toothed boy, Buck-toothed girl, Lewis' lookalike, Chuck Berger, Black Weasel, Yellow Weasel, Wanda, Smug Girl, Coward, White-Haired Girl, Freddy, Abraham Lincoln, Violet Bazaar, Brown-haired boy, Benjamin Franklin, Tanya, Brittany, Cecile Shapiro, Ian, Woodrow Wilson, Grandma Flanders, Sparkle, Gordie Howe, Mechanic, Mr. Amazing, Stinky and Wrinkles, Ted Carpenter, The Cobra, Zero Gravity. Every moment of the episode, about ten seconds each: when it is, what happens on screen, and what's said. The descriptions are written by an AI model from frames of each moment and can get small details wrong. The dialogue is from the episode's subtitles. Web page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover From Ultrahouse 3000 (https://ultrahouse3k.com/). Search engines and AI are welcome to use it: search=yes, ai-input=yes, ai-train=yes. ## 0:00–0:12 Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands on the roof of a pink car in a driveway, and Homer, the bald man in a white shirt and blue pants, later stands beside the same car. The scene opens on drifting clouds in a blue sky with the yellow title text "THE SIMPSONS" over them, then shows the yellow house with an open garage holding a bicycle and cardboard boxes, and a mailbox on the lawn. Bart raises his arms on the car roof, and Homer is then seen with his hands out, standing beside the pink car's side. > The Simpsons Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1043.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/6256 ## 0:12–0:23 Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, enters through a door into the living room, where Santa's Little Helper, the brown greyhound, is not shown but a green and yellow creature with white horns peeks up from a square opening in the green carpet, holding a red-and-white can. Homer walks in from the hallway, his back to the viewer, while the creature rises and then the scene shifts to a TV set on a purple stand showing a blue screen with yellow text reading 'CREATED BY MATT GROENING.' The screen then changes to 'DEVELOPED BY JAMES L. BROOKS MATT GROENING SAM SIMON,' which remains on screen to the end. Notable objects include a brown sofa, a framed sailboat painting, a purple table lamp with a telephone, a pink floor lamp, and a red couch in the foreground. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/13555.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/18143 ## 0:23–0:35 A black-and-white, grainy scene opens on a black screen, then shows a white sedan parked on a suburban street with a picket fence and houses behind it. A small figure sits at the wheel while a thin man in a dark jacket stands beside the car holding a cigarette, and a man with brown hair in a white shirt grips the steering wheel with a tense, grimacing expression. The man in the dark jacket leans on the open car door, talking and gesturing with his hand, while a worried man in a bow tie watches him from the left, and the car's license plate and a set of keys hanging from the ignition are visible. > You said you wanted to live in a world without zinc, Jimmy. > Well, now your car has no battery. But I promised Betty I'd pick her up by six. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/24816.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/29613 ## 0:35–0:43 A bow-tied, wide-eyed man with swept-back hair appears in a black-and-white view of a suburban house, then Mrs. Krabappel in a green jacket and Milhouse, blue-haired and bespectacled, sit at a table beside a boy in a white shirt who threads a film projector whose light beams across the room. Bart, in a red shirt with his chin resting on his hand, watches the projection with Milhouse in green-tinted glasses, and then Bart laughs loudly while Nelson in a blue vest grins and holds a red object. The scene ends on a black-and-white close-up of a hand dialing a black rotary telephone. > I better give her a call. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/36495.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/39414 ## 0:43–0:53 Two men stand in a plain grey office in a black-and-white cartoon. A thin man in a dark jacket and white shirt smokes a pipe on the left while a short-haired man in a white shirt and bow tie holds a black telephone handset to his ear beside a black rotary phone on a desk at right. The man in the jacket reaches over and takes the mouthpiece from the bow-tie man's hand, then keeps smoking as the bow-tie man, wide-eyed and grimacing, clutches his head and throws up his other arm. The scene cuts to a close-up of a white-gloved hand pulling open a wooden drawer with a small round knob. > Sorry, Jimmy. > Without zinc for the rotary mechanism, there are no telephones. > Dear God, what have I done? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/44628.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/48590 ## 0:53–1:02 A grey-toned cartoon scene shows a young man with neat brown hair and a bow tie aiming a revolver near his own head beside a dark curtain, looking cross-eyed and worried. An older, bald-topped man in a dark jacket and open-collared shirt, holding a pipe, talks and gestures toward him, while the bow-tie man's mouth hangs open and he keeps the gun raised. The scene then moves to a smirking man with swept-back hair and a dark jacket, holding a pipe beside a window with a grid of panes. > Think again, Jimmy. You see, the firing pin in your gun was made of... > Yep. > Zinc. Come back, Zinc. Come back. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/54846.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/57975 ## 1:02–1:14 Two black-and-white cartoon men appear in a room with a black telephone on a table and a framed picture on the wall. A man with swept-back hair and a dark jacket stands smoking a pipe while a thin man in a bow tie and white shirt waves his hands and looks upward in alarm, then folds his arms and turns his head away. The scene then cuts to a bedroom at night, where a man lies under the covers beside a nightstand holding a glass of water and an alarm clock, first with one arm raised and his mouth open, then with eyes closed as he yawns, and finally sitting up with wide eyes and a hand raised to his head. > Come back, Zinc. > Come back. > Zinc. Zinc. Zinc. What? > Oh, it was all a dream. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/63397.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/68610 ## 1:14–1:27 A dark-haired man in a pale collared shirt lies wide-eyed in bed in a black-and-white cartoon, beside a nightstand holding a glass of water, a clock and a book under a lamp. He stares ahead, then the scene splits into panels showing a car battery, a black rotary telephone, and the man still startled in bed, and one panel adds a revolver firing with a puff of smoke. The final close-up shows him with bulging eyes and a dark finger at his nose, with no on-screen text. > Thank goodness I still live in a world of telephones, car batteries, handguns, > and many things made of Zinc. > Gross. He's picking his nose. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/75909.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/81123 ## 1:27–1:37 Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, raises his hand in a classroom while Milhouse, with blue hair and red glasses, sits nearby and Mrs. Krabappel, in a green cardigan with a tall brown hairdo, stands by a projector beaming light across the room. The scene moves to a wall clock reading about twelve and a red fire alarm box, then to Nelson in a vest grinning in a doorway beside a long-haired purple-haired woman. Finally, Mrs. Krabappel stands before the projector with her arms spread wide, and the on-screen text reads "Co-Executive Producers AL JEAN & MIKE REISS." > If anyone wants to learn more about zinc, they're welcome to stay. > We can talk about anything. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/88422.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/92384 ## 1:37–1:48 Mrs. Krabappel, in a green sweater and blue skirt, walks down a school hallway past orange double doors while credits read Supervising Producers Jay Kogen & Wallace Wolodarsky, then Producer George Meyer as she moves away. Mr. Burns, frail and grey-haired, sits glaring behind a rain-streaked windshield with wipers sweeping, and then Apu, behind the Kwik-E-Mart counter, grins as Krabappel slides items toward him. A close-up shows a hand holding a Chef Lonely Hearts Soup for One can, chicken noodle, in front of store shelves with a green 10.95 PACK 1.10 sign. > I'll do your homework for you. > Oh, Chef Lonely Hearts. Soup for one. > One scratch and win, Appu. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/98432.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/103020 ## 1:48–1:59 Mrs. Krabappel, a woman with a tall brown hairdo and green cardigan, stands at the Kwik-E-Mart counter facing Apu, who wears a green shirt and apron. Apu holds up a scratch-and-win ticket and a paper bag while the credits "Produced By Richard Sakai David Silverman" and "Co-Producer Jon Vitti" appear over the scene. A close-up shows a coin scratching a red "CASH 'N' WIN" ticket with dollar signs, then Krabappel scratches a ticket at the counter as Apu watches her, with "SQUISH" and "GIVE" signs in the store. > Mrs. Krabappel, I haven't seen you since we doubled our prices. > Still teaching? Let's see. > One more day at least. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/109901.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/114281 ## 1:59–2:12 Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo and green top, sits at the wheel of an orange car while a mechanic in a grey cap and coveralls stands beside the driver's door in a rainy service garage, where he talks and gestures with a rag in his hands. Rain streaks across the windshield as a figure in the car glances around and sighs, then the scene cuts to Krabappel stepping out of the car near a pink two-story apartment building, holding a bag, with the on-screen credits reading 'Co-Producer John Swartzwelder,' 'Written By Jon Vitti,' and 'Directed By Carlos Baeza.' > Bingo, bango, sugar in a gas tank. > Your ex-husband strikes again. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/120954.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/126168 ## 2:12–2:23 In a green-tiled kitchen, a short-haired woman in a green cardigan holds a paper grocery bag while a purple cat sits by the counter next to a chalkboard reading "Grade Tests, Homework, Cat Food." Then a man's yellow hands hold up a Springfield Magazine with a cover photo of Krusty the Clown eating chili, and the magazine is opened to a Duff Dry beer ad beside a J.D. Salinger interview. The pages turn to reveal a pink heart reading "Looking for Love? Call KLondike 5-3457" with a tag saying "Women Seeking Men." > A personal ad? > Why not? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/133467.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/137638 ## 2:23–2:33 Edna Krabappel, a woman with a tall brown bouffant and a green cardigan, stands at a kitchen counter, first reading an open Springfield Magazine and then lifting a purple telephone receiver to her face and speaking into it while holding it with both hands. A purple cat sits on the counter beside the phone and then leaps across the counter as she talks. The counter holds a brown bag, a small white cup, a calendar, and a chalkboard reading GRADE TESTS, HOMEWORK and CAT FOOD. > It might be fun, kind of a lark. > Come on, come on. > Answer the phone. > I need a man! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/144102.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/148273 ## 2:33–2:41 A man in a grey suit stands alone in a red spotlight on a stage before red curtains, above a packed theatre audience. In the crowd, a spiky-haired boy in a blue shirt grins and grabs at a curly-haired, red-haired girl in a pink shirt, while a paper airplane flies through the crowd toward her. The airplane hits her in the eye, and she clutches her face and yelps as the boy keeps grinning and reaching toward her, with a green-tinted-glasses woman with a blue bob and a bald, heavy man with a white shirt nearby. > Stop it! > Ow! My eyeball! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/154738.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/157658 ## 2:41–2:48 Principal Skinner, in a suit with neat grey hair, stands alone in a red spotlight on a stage in front of a red curtain, hands clasped at his waist. Audience members in the foreground watch him, some clapping and some grinning, with a man in a cap among them. Across the moment the audience's expressions shift from sober to amused, and a small white speck drifts near the left side of the stage while Skinner stays still. > People! > All right. > You know, I can wait just as long as you. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/162663.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/164956 ## 2:48–2:55 Principal Skinner, with neat grey hair and a blue suit over a purple shirt and orange tie, stands before a red curtain holding a microphone. He glares ahead, then folds his arms while still gripping the mic and keeps a stern, unimpressed expression. In the final moment, a tight close-up shows him with his mouth wide open, shouting angrily, with the red curtain behind him. > Knock it off! Uh, boys and girls, let's welcome our very special guest, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/169336.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/172047 ## 2:55–3:04 Principal Skinner, a neat grey-haired man in a blue suit, stands in a red spotlight on a stage before red curtains and a silhouetted audience, then gestures toward a young man with swept-back reddish hair in a pink-and-orange striped sweater and green pants who walks in from the left. The guest takes centre stage, and a dark-suited man beside him gestures toward him while the guest works a yo-yo on a string. > Ted Carpenter from the Twirl King Yo-Yo Company. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/177052.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/179971 ## 3:04–3:12 Troy McClure, a man with swept-back reddish hair in a pink and orange striped sweater and green trousers, stands alone in a red spotlight on a wooden stage before a red curtain, holding a microphone in one hand while he raises a small yo-yo above his head and then extends it out to his side, smiling and squinting as he speaks. At the start, a dark-suited man at the right edge of the stage walks out of view, and the blurred heads of the audience fill the foreground. > Kids, this is a yo-yo. > Kinda dull, huh? > Not much competition for a video game. Or is it? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/185185.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/188105 ## 3:12–3:23 A man with swept-back orange hair and a pink-and-orange striped sweater holds a pink yo-yo and a microphone, grinning on a red-curtained stage. He then stands center stage in green pants and a striped top, gesturing toward a crowd of silhouetted heads in the audience under spotlights. Meanwhile, a blue-haired performer in a blue jumpsuit with a white lightning-bolt stripe twirls two yo-yos as he steps across the stage in front of the red curtain. > Presenting the Twirl King champions! > Mr. Amazing! > Sparkle! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/193318.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/197698 ## 3:23–3:34 A tall woman with long grey hair, a blue jumpsuit with a pink star across the front, and roller skates stands on a wooden stage before a red curtain, first holding a yo-yo on a string in one hand and then spreading her arms wide with palms up. In the audience, Lisa in her pearl necklace and other spectators in purple seats watch and smile as the stage performance continues. Finally, a young man with swept orange hair in a blue jumpsuit with a red-and-white target emblem crouches and flicks his yo-yo, which rises on its string under a red spotlight. > She's beautiful. > Zero gravity. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/204162.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/208542 ## 3:34–3:41 Bart Simpson sits among a wide-eyed audience in purple seats as a man with swept-back orange hair and a pink striped sweater speaks into a microphone under a red curtain. On stage, a brown-haired man with glasses pops up from a large wicker basket, and then Bart appears with a green disc and a red object in his open mouth while a curly-haired man laughs beside him. > The cobra. > Those guys must be millionaires. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/215215.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/217926 ## 3:41–3:51 Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo and green cardigan, sits on a dark couch beside a woman with a pale blonde bob, glasses and a pink blouse with a bow, while a no smoking sign hangs above them. Both smoke cigarettes and exhale wisps of smoke that rise toward the sign, and Krabappel lounges with her legs stretched out, speaking and gesturing with her cigarette in one hand. Earlier, in a dim room, a one-off character in a purple knit beanie and long brown hair grins beside a brown-haired teen in a pink shirt and blue straps, both looking excited, before the beanie-wearer turns to look off to the side. > I bet they get all kinds of girls. > I question the educational value of this assembly. > Hey, it'll be one of their few pleasant memories when they're pumping gas for a living. > This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/222931.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/226893 ## 3:51–4:02 Lisa, with her star-shaped spiky hair and pearl bracelet, sits in the audience beside Marge, whose tall blue beehive stands out, as the family and other spectators watch a stage with red curtains. On stage, a striped-shirted man in green pants stands beside a Black performer in a blue jumpsuit, while a long-haired performer in a blue jumpsuit holds batons and another stands near a basket with a person popping out of it. The curtain then shows a reddish-haired man in a blue jumpsuit flipping above a trampoline while juggling a yo-yo, and the scene fades to a dark blue screen. > Age of Aquarius. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/233150.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/237320 ## 4:02–4:13 Three performers in matching blue jumpsuits stand on a stage before a red curtain, one holding a microphone and another with arms raised, while a crowd of cheering, arm-waving spectators fills the foreground. The scene then shows a brown-haired man in a purple suit and orange tie standing stiffly by a door with his hands clasped, and the audience in a theater seating area claps and grins. A table sits behind the performers, and a red-and-white rope hangs beside the man. > Now for our next stunt, what do you say we get your principal up here? > No. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/243577.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/247956 ## 4:13–4:24 Principal Skinner, with neat grey hair and a grey suit, pink shirt and orange tie, stands center stage before a red curtain while several spinning yo-yos on strings circle his head and shoulders, one grazing his ear. A Black man in a blue jumpsuit with a lightning bolt stands to the left, watching, while a blue-capped boy with red-framed glasses, who looks like Milhouse, and Bart in an orange shirt stand at the right beside a wooden box. Skinner grins at first, then clenches his teeth, scowls and opens his mouth in alarm as the yo-yos keep swirling around him. > Careful, man. > Oh. > That one grazed my ear. Don't move. You could really get hurt. > Oh. > How much do those yo-yos cost? I don't care! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/254629.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/259009 ## 4:24–4:37 Three boys in blue jumpsuits wave toward a yellow house while people watch from its windows, and a white van marked Twirl King, World Yo-Yo Champions, sits at the curb. Lisa Simpson, with her star-shaped hair, holds a paper in a hallway beside a woman with long grey hair and a pink earring, a girl with long blue hair in a red dress, and a curly-haired girl, then looks at a signed photo of a smiling orange-haired girl in a pink headband. Outside, a man with reddish swept-back hair in a pink-and-orange striped sweater and green pants stands beside the van's side panel with its YO-YO plate, first with his arms spread wide, then leaning against the van with a hand on its side. > Bye! > Wow, thanks, Sparkle. > Wait, this isn't you. That's the old Sparkle. > All right, get your worthless butts in the van. > We got three more schools to do. Come on, let's go, go, go! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/265891.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/271313 ## 4:37–4:41 Seated on a Twirl King cardboard box and wearing roller skates, a woman with long grey-violet hair in a blue jumpsuit hugs her knees while three blue-jumpsuited figures sit or lean on stacked Twirl King boxes inside a purple-walled space: a dark-haired figure at left, a brown-haired figure at top, and an orange-haired figure at right. A man with orange-red hair in a pink-and-orange striped sweater and green pants then walks in from the right, pushing a white panel that reads 'Twirl King World Yo-Yo Champion' with a red yo-yo logo, until the panel fills the scene and the man moves out of view. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/279029.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/279654 ## 4:41–4:49 Otto, with long curly black hair under a cap, drives a yellow school bus marked Springfield Elementary School, while Bart with spiky hair, Milhouse with blue hair and glasses, and a woman with a tall blue beehive lean from its windows. The scene opens with an ice cream van parked by a building where people watch from upstairs windows, then cuts to the caption THE NEXT DAY over children on the school steps tossing yo-yos, including a girl with long blue hair and glasses in a red dress. Afterward, a boy with light hair and glasses works a yo-yo on a playground beside a heavyset man and a boy in a light blue shirt, with the school's name shown on a blue sign above the doors. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/282365.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/285285 ## 4:49–4:56 Nelson, the bully in a pink shirt and blue vest, stands on a green court by a chain-link fence beside a blond boy in a white shirt and purple shorts, while a boy in a red shirt with curly black hair and a boy in an orange shirt with blue hair look on from the right. Nelson dangles a dark blue yo-yo on a string, sneers and grins, then the blond boy raises his hands and looks worried as the yo-yo drops to the grass. Nelson presses his hand on the blond boy's head and forces him down onto his hands and knees while the two boys on the right laugh. > That's your trick? > No, here's my trick. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/290290.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/293001 ## 4:56–5:07 Bart, a boy with long brown hair in a light blue shirt and purple pants, a pale boy in a blue shirt and orange pants, and a boy with orange hair in a purple shirt stand on a playground beside blue climbing bars, and Bart lifts a string toward the sky while holding a red ball. The pale boy and the orange-haired boy look up and react as Bart shows the red ball on its string, and the scene then shifts to a kitchen where Homer, in a white shirt, faces Bart beside a green refrigerator decorated with a drawing of a red house. Bart stands with his hands together while Homer turns toward the doorway, where Marge in a green dress and red beads enters on the right. > Whoa! > Thank you, thank you. > Arch, come here. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/298006.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/301968 ## 5:07–5:10 Bart Simpson, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands on a checkered floor in front of a green wall and a red-and-blue painting of a house, holding a red yo-yo in his hand. He lets the yo-yo drop and it falls to the floor, then he catches it again, and it bounces back up to his hand as he grins and looks down at it. Only the yo-yo string and the toy itself are visible as they move, with no on-screen text. > Can you believe it? Pretty soon I'll be able to quit my job and live off the boy. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/308225.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/308642 ## 5:10–5:18 Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, and Homer, in his white shirt, stand in a pink living room beside a yellow curtain and two oval framed portraits of themselves on the wall. Marge first rests her hands on Homer's arms while he looks startled, then Homer folds his arms across his chest with a scowl while Marge smiles at him. Marge then points at Homer's crossed arms, and in the final moment she gestures open-palmed with her other hand as Homer keeps his arms folded and stares ahead. > What? > Name me one person who's gotten rich by doing yo-yo tricks. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/311144.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/314481 ## 5:18–5:27 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, and Homer Simpson, bald and wearing a white shirt, stand side by side in the pink living room, with framed oval portraits on the wall between them and a yellow curtain at the left edge. Across the frames Homer's eyes stay wide and his mouth stays pressed flat while Marge glances sideways at him with narrowed eyes, and neither character moves much, so the scene holds nearly still with only small shifts in their expressions. > Donald Trump? > No. > Arnold Palmer? > No. > Bill Cosby? > No. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/319903.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/323031 ## 5:27–5:40 Mrs. Krabappel, a teacher with a tall brown hairdo and green cardigan, reads from a red book at the front of a classroom while Bart, Marge and other pupils sit at wooden desks beneath an alphabet strip and blackboard. The scene begins with an outside view of Springfield Elementary School, a lilac two-storey building with a flagpole flying the American flag, then moves inside. Later, a pupil on the right raises a hand as Krabappel keeps reading and smiling. > After two months at sea, the Pilgrims were running out of food and water. > Yes, Nelson? Did they have any yo-yos? No, they did not have yo-yos. > When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they were greeted by the friendly Wampanoag Indians. > Did the Indians have yo-yos? No, they did not have yo-yos. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/328662.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/333875 ## 5:40–5:51 In a classroom with a blue chalkboard, Milhouse with blue hair and red glasses gestures from his desk while Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo and green cardigan, stands holding a red book with narrowed eyes. A green-clad leg then presses down on the red book beside a green apple as a spiky-haired boy and two grey-violet-haired women, Patty and Selma, watch nervously, and Krabappel speaks and pinches her fingers together. > That's it. I am sick and tired of talking about yo-yos. > From now on, I will not accept any book reports, science projects, dioramas, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/341174.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/345554 ## 5:51–6:02 Bart, in his orange shirt, and Milhouse, with blue hair and red glasses, sit at school desks in a classroom, with Bart grinning and squinting at first while the other children look on from the surrounding desks. As the moment goes on, the two boys turn to face each other and Milhouse rests his chin on his hand with a sly smile, while a child in a green shirt stands at the chalkboard, writing and drawing in chalk, with the word HOME partly visible. A yellow alphabet strip runs along the top of the blackboard, and a festive snowflake and Christmas-themed drawing hang on the wall behind the desks. > or anything else on yo-yos or yo-yo-related topics. > Am I making myself clear? > Yo. > Hey, Bart, got any new tricks for us today? > Just one. A little something I call plucking the pickle. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/352227.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/356815 ## 6:02–6:14 Bart, in his orange shirt, sits at a classroom desk under a chalkboard with ABC letters, stretching a rubber band with a red ball while classmates sit nearby. He fires the ball through a glass fish tank beside a Fish Food can, cracking and shattering the glass as goldfish float in the water. Afterward, Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo and green jacket, stands arms crossed beside his desk as a pale, wide-eyed boy covers his mouth nearby. > I build up a little steam and... > I didn't do it. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/363488.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/368285 ## 6:14–6:23 Mrs. Krabappel, with a tall brown hairdo and green sweater, sits at a classroom desk while Bart in his orange shirt stands beside it, and a tall red-bearded man in overalls holds a goldfish container near them. The bearded man then carries the container over to a blue trash can and tips the goldfish toward it while Bart looks on. Krabappel, holding a red apple, points at Bart across the desk, where a small bowl with a goldfish sits, with a flag and framed portraits on the green wall behind them. > Don't worry about your wee fish loss. > They're going to a better place. > Bart, that's one month's detention. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/375375.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/378920 ## 6:23–6:35 Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, sits at a wooden desk in a classroom with pink-topped desks behind him, first looking up with wide eyes and an open mouth, then closing his eyes with a sly grin and clasping his hands, then spreading his arms wide while speaking, and finally leaning on the desk with a hand outstretched and a wary sidelong glance. In the last part of the sequence, Bart stands at the desk facing Mrs. Krabappel, the teacher with a tall brown hairdo, green cardigan and earring, who smiles widely while holding a red apple in her hands at her desk. Behind them, a yellow alphabet banner reading 'cDdEe' hangs above a dark blue chalkboard. > Mrs. Krabappel, we're all upset by the untimely deaths of Stinky and Wrinkles. > But life goes on, so if I could just have my yo-yo back... > Bart, if I were you and you were me, would you give back the yo-yo? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/384551.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/389556 ## 6:35–6:46 Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands in a classroom with pink desks and green walls, holding a red yo-yo. In the first moments he is grinning and wide-eyed, then he dangles and twirls the yo-yo near a window, and later he looks up with a squinting, smug expression while a girl with short brown hair in a green sweater and blue skirt stands nearby gesturing with her hands. In the final moment Bart turns to face the viewer with wide eyes and a pursed mouth, the yo-yo out of view and desks behind him. > Here you go. > Just kidding. > Here you go. > Just kidding. > Well, would you? > Absolutely. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/396646.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/400817 ## 6:46–6:59 A hand in a green sleeve reaches for an orange door knob, then a woman with a tall brown hairdo and a green sweater is seen tilted and gesturing in a tiled room, and a pink heart reading "Looking for Love? Call KLondike 5-3457" appears on a newspaper page with "Women Seeking" beneath it. The scene moves to a restaurant booth where Mrs. Krabappel, in a purple jacket and necklace, sits across from an older bald man with a full white beard and purple jacket, both with wine glasses and menus on a green table, and she rests her chin on her hand while he lifts his fist and speaks. > What's eatin' you, woman? > Your personal aunt said you wanted a man. > Well, you got yourself a humdinger. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/407073.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/412704 ## 6:59–7:09 Mrs. Krabappel, with a tall brown hairdo, purple jacket, beaded necklace and bracelet, sits in an orange diner booth beside a martini glass, holding a sheet of paper and resting her chin on one hand. Across the table, a bald old man with a long white beard and a blue jacket leans forward, holding up a photo of a bearded man in a striped purple suit and cream fedora. He then raises one hand while she watches with narrowed, skeptical eyes, and the photo and the menus on the green table stay in view. > I don't know. I guess I expected something different from your photo. > Don't let my age fool you. > It's cause there's a little snow on the roof. > And forget how the rest of that goes. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/420420.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/424591 ## 7:09–7:21 Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, kneels in an open sink cabinet at the back of an empty classroom, working on a pipe with a purple wrench and his hands covered in grime. He turns, grins, and lifts a grimy doll head with brown hair by its tuft, then looks up as a woman in a pink skirt and white blouse enters through the blue door. Meanwhile, a brown-haired figure in a green sweater sits at an orange desk at the front right, holding a red pencil, and a stack of books and a folded blue cloth sit on the desk nearby. > One month's detention should pay for this. > Yep, there's your problem. > Someone jammed a Malibu Stacy head down here. > Edna, happy hour in the teacher's lounge. > Just a sec. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/431056.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/435644 ## 7:21–7:34 Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, is at school, first clasping his hands and glancing sideways in the empty classroom with desks, a bookshelf and an American flag on the wall. He then leans over an open desk drawer stuffed with papers, a blue bomb-shaped object, and a red-lidded book, and flips through a pile of cards with red letter B headers, as the drawer's contents are shown up close. Finally he stands behind the desk, eyes wide, holding up and reading a blue Duff beer can label. Notable on-screen items include the stack of index-card lists with handwritten names and the Duff can. > Hmm. > Huh? > One plus one equals two? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/442525.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/447739 ## 7:34–7:47 Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, is seen first in a close-up of a classified ad with a gold circle drawn around it, reading "1+1=2?", "Recently divorced 4th grade teacher wishes to meet man age 18-60", "Object: SAVE ME", and "Write Edna K. Box 402". The scene then shows Bart leaning over a wooden desk in a green-walled room, holding a glossy page with a Duff beer can, squinting and then opening his eyes wide with his mouth open. A small American flag and a framed picture hang on the wall behind him. > Recently divorced fourth grade teacher wishes to meet man age 18 to 60. > Object, save me. > Write Edna K, box 402. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/455246.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/460877 ## 7:47–7:53 Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, leans over a wooden desk holding a stack of envelopes addressed to Edna K, P.O. Box 402, Springfield, and a Duff beer can in a blue box sits beside him. He then sits at the desk with a pencil and a sheet of lined paper, writing the word Dear at the top. Visible on the envelopes are return addresses and the words Springfield Retirement Castle, and a clock hangs on the green wall. > Hmm. > Dear Edna, I never answered a personal ad before, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/468802.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/470470 ## 7:53–8:02 Bart Simpson, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, sits at a desk in a classroom with green walls, holding a pencil. He smiles and glances sideways, lifts the pencil to his chin as if thinking, then bends back over the desk to write. Framed portraits, including one with a Calvin Coolidge nameplate, hang on the wall behind him. > but I found yours irresistible. > My name is... Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/474224.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/477560 ## 8:02–8:08 No regular characters are visible; the moment shows a yellow nameplate reading WOODROW WILSON on an orange desk in front of a blue-suited, white-shirted figure whose body is cropped at the top of the picture. The view then moves to a handwritten letter on a pale page that begins with 'but I found yours irresistible. My name is Woodrow. I like holding hands and dinner by candlelight. And, oh yes, I' and the nameplate's text fades in over the letter, which then pans and drifts diagonally to the right, with the lines of handwriting shifting and tilting as the page moves. > Woodrow. I like holding hands and dinner by candlelight. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/483191.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/485068 ## 8:08–8:15 Mrs. Krabappel, a woman with a tall brown updo, wears a pink nightgown and stands barefoot in a pink bedroom beside a bed with a purple cat lying on its red blanket. She reads a light blue letter with a satisfied smile, then closes her eyes in a dreamy grin and hugs the letter to her chest. A blue table lamp, a small pink stool, a dresser with a perfume bottle, and a pair of red slippers on the floor are visible. > And, oh, yes, I really hate yo-yos. > Oh, Woodrow. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/489239.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/492158 ## 8:15–8:23 A brown-haired woman in a pink nightgown lies asleep across a pink bed beside a lamp, a tissue box and a paper on the floor, before the image fades to black. Marge, with her tall blue beehive, and Homer, the bald man in a white shirt, sit together on the bed with a mug, Homer gesturing and talking while Marge glances sideways. Marge's eyes widen as Homer raises a hand, and a small white rooster figurine sits on the bed between them beneath a hanging mobile of colorful ornaments. > Maybe we should let the dog in. Marge, dogs love the outdoors. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/497163.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/499874 ## 8:23–8:36 Homer Simpson, bald with stubble and a white shirt, sits at the blue kitchen table with a pink heart-patterned mug while Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and pink top and green skirt, stands by the sink holding a white mug. Early on, Homer grins with wide eyes at a plump white hen in a basket beside shelves of jars and a red teapot, then the scene cuts to Santa's Little Helper, the brown greyhound, standing in a snowy yard in front of a blue fence and lapping from a lavender bowl. Back in the kitchen, Homer looks worried while Marge smiles and carries a mug toward the table, where a pencil and notepad lie beside a bowl of blue dish towels under a checkered floor and a green refrigerator with magnets and an XXX-marked door behind her. > I think he needs a dog house. Yeah, but what are you going to do? > I bet we could buy a nice doghouse for $50. > Oh, Marge, you're a tool of the doghouse makers. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/504879.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/510093 ## 8:36–8:40 Homer, the bald heavy man with stubble in a white shirt, stands in a kitchen beside Marge, who has a tall blue beehive, a red bead necklace and a pink top. Homer first gapes with his mouth open, then scowls with his eyes narrowed and lips pressed together, and then talks with his mouth open again while Marge turns her head toward him, eyes wide and mouth open as she speaks. Behind them are a yellow curtain with green and orange leaf pattern, a purple toaster, a red dish rack with plates, and a sink with a blue faucet. > I am not. > Yes, you are. You've been brainwashed by all those doghouse commercials on TV. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/517600.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/518435 ## 8:40–8:50 Homer and Marge Simpson sit across a blue-covered kitchen table, each holding a mug, with a pencil, a notepad and a pile of crumpled paper on the table and a window with curtains behind them. Homer, in a white shirt, frowns and gestures toward the sink while talking, then turns to look sideways with a sly expression and leans on the table, while Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red beads, sits calmly holding her cup and glances over at him. Homer then leans forward on his elbows, staring off to the side with a pencil in hand, and Marge keeps listening with a wary look as the scene holds. > I know. I'll build him a doghouse. > Oh, I don't know. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/521354.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/525525 ## 8:50–9:02 Homer, bald and wearing a white shirt, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, stand at a blue kitchen table holding a coffee cup. Homer leans in and gestures while Marge listens, and he then rests an arm on her shoulder as he points at a child-like crayon drawing of a house with a sun, a chimney with smoke, a door and the word "Home" on a sheet of paper on the table. A large yellow hand points at the drawing's door, roof and sun in turn, then the hand moves to the house's wall and lower corner, with the word "Home" written at the bottom right. > Don't worry. > I just drew up a little blueprint. Now, let me walk you through it. > This is a door. > He goes through that. > This is the roof. And this happy character here is the sun. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/531781.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/536786 ## 9:02–9:13 Homer and Marge sit together at a blue kitchen table, with Marge sipping from a pink mug while Homer smiles beside her and holds a sheet of paper. Bart, in a green jacket over an orange shirt, moves in from the right, holding a pink envelope and grinning widely. The envelope is then shown up close, marked with the Springfield Magazine Personals Dept logo and addressed to Woodrow, 94 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, USA. > He shines down on the house, see? > How was the tension today, dear? > Oh, not bad. > Starting to get the hang of the floor waxer. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/544085.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/548048 ## 9:13–9:25 Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and teal jacket, first stands in the kitchen by a fridge holding a white envelope and smiling with his eyes shut, then lies on his stomach across his purple bed in his bedroom under a blue toy airplane, and reads a letter he holds in both hands. His eyes widen and his mouth opens in excitement, then he grins with his eyes narrowed, and finally he reads on with a pleased smile. Notable objects include the envelope, a yellow pillow, a red bedside lamp, a baseball bat on the teal carpet, and a pink wall poster. > Yes! > Dear Woodrow, I must admit I'm intrigued. > You're not like the other men I've met. Yeah, I'm the 28th President of the United States. > But I've had some bad experiences with these ads, so I'd like to learn more about you. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/554304.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/559309 ## 9:25–9:35 Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, lies in bed under a hanging blue toy airplane, reading a handwritten letter signed Edna that asks him to write back soon. His yellow hand sets down a small photo of a brown-haired woman lying with her arms behind her head, partly covering the letter. Bart stares wide-eyed at the letter, then his mouth opens as he looks down at the paper, while the pink walls and red bedpost stay in view. > Please write back soon. Here's a photo that'll get your pencil moving. > You've got a date with the Xerox machine. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/566608.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/570361 ## 9:35–9:43 Homer Simpson, in his purple jacket and blue pants, scowls while sawing a wooden plank in a snowy yard beside a trash can and a blue hose, as Santa's Little Helper, the brown greyhound, lies on the grass nearby. The sawing continues, the plank turning in his hands, and the view shifts to the dog sprawled on the grass by the red patio and blue fence. A curly-haired boy in a red turtleneck and teal pants then stands on the purple porch holding an orange basketball beside a potted shrub, before he lets go of the ball and stands with his hands open, looking puzzled. > Stupid lumber. > Damn it! > Oh, I... > What the hell with this? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/576409.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/579329 ## 9:43–9:53 Ned Flanders, with a moustache, glasses and a green sweater, sits at the head of a dining table while a curly-haired woman in an apron carries in a platter with a roast and sets it down in front of him. She then spoons salad from a purple bowl onto a plate for a curly-haired boy in a blue shirt, while a curly-haired girl in a green shirt watches from the left, and Ned raises his hands and gestures as she continues serving. Bread, a teapot, a glass of water and folded napkins sit on the table, and a framed landscape hangs on the lavender wall. > A fella came into the store today and asked for change for a dollar. > Well, sir, I gave him three quarters by mistake. > Took me the whole afternoon to track him down. > Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables? > Hell no. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/584334.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/588505 ## 9:53–10:01 Ned Flanders, with his moustache and green sweater, sits at a dinner table with a curly-haired woman in a white blouse who holds a purple salad bowl, and a curly-haired boy in a blue shirt on the right. The man scowls and jabs a finger across the table while the boy shouts with his mouth open, and in the middle of the sequence a curly-haired boy in a green shirt sits at the table's edge, first with his mouth open and then with a sly smirk. The scene is set in a purple dining room with a wooden hutch holding plates, a framed cameo on the wall, plates, silverware, a glass of water, a butter dish, and a roast on a platter, and a tall wooden chair sits in the foreground. > What did you say? I said I don't want any damn vegetables. > All right, that's it, young man. No Bible stories for you tonight. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/594969.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/597472 ## 10:01–10:08 Ned Flanders, with glasses, moustache and a green sweater, sits at a dining table across from a woman in an white apron who holds a purple salad bowl, while a curly-haired woman in a green shirt sits at the table beside a roast on a platter, first grimacing and then covering her mouth with her hands with her eyes closed. The purple-walled dining room has a staircase behind them, with plates, cutlery and a salad on the table. The apron-wearing woman glances sideways and then turns toward Ned, who looks back at her with wide eyes. > Weren't you a little hard on him? Well, you knew I had a temper when you married me. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/602268.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/604979 ## 10:08–10:17 A man with black hair, wearing a black shirt and white clerical collar, sits at a table with a slice of pink-filled pie topped with whipped cream, while a woman with curly grey hair in a pink vest and blue blouse stands behind him holding a blue object. He smiles, then frowns, then grimaces with his eyes shut, then smiles again as he eats, and finally lifts a blue telephone to his ear with his other hand pressed to his forehead. The room has blue walls, a wooden cabinet with glass doors, and a pink tabletop. > Ned Flanders is on the phone. Oh, if this is about that stupid quarter again. > Hello, Ned. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/609984.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/613113 ## 10:17–10:27 Ned Flanders, with a moustache, glasses and a green sweater, stands by a staircase against a purple wall, holding a blue phone to his ear with one hand on his head as he talks and grimaces. He then turns his head and gestures with a raised hand, and a black-haired yellow man in a black top with a wristwatch, holding a lavender phone, frowns and gestures beside a wooden cabinet and mirror. The man ends the moment with a sour, weary expression as he raises his open hand. > Sorry to bother you, Reverend Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. > Our son Todd just told us he didn't want to eat his damn vegetables. > Well, you know, kids and vegetables. > What was it, asparagus? No, no, Reverend, the point is he said a bad word. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/618326.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/622497 ## 10:27–10:39 Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, stands by a wooden staircase holding a blue telephone to his ear with a wide-eyed, worried expression. Across the call, a man with black hair, a black shirt and a white clerical collar holds a lavender telephone in front of a wooden cabinet, first talking with half-lidded eyes, then clenching his teeth with his eyes shut, then raising one hand and glancing upward as he gestures, and finally narrowing his eyes into a sly smirk. > Oh, oh, right, yeah. > Well, kids usually pick these things up from someplace, find out who's doing it, and, > uh, direct them to the Bible. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/628753.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/633550 ## 10:39–10:50 Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, talks on a blue phone at the foot of a wooden staircase, looking anxious and gesturing with his free hand. Next, a thin man with black hair and a black shirt holds a blue phone at a dining table, then sits glumly before a plate of pink food with white sauce spilled across it. Lisa, in her red dress with a pearl necklace, plays a saxophone by a large window while Bart, in an orange shirt and blue shorts, walks in from the left and stops to look at her, his arms out and mouth open. > Where in the Bible? > Uh, page 900. But, Rick... > Damn Flanders. > Hey, Link, some moment of your time. Yeah? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/640640.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/645019 ## 10:50–11:00 Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands in the living room with one hand on his hip, first holding a potted flowering plant out to the side with a grimacing, sly expression, then looking sideways with a smug squint. Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair, a red dress and a pearl necklace, enters near a large window and holds a saxophone, then stands facing him with her hands clasped while her eyes are shut and her mouth is slightly open. A purple side table with a red lamp, a pink wall and a staircase with purple railings frame the room, and a saxophone case lies on the pink-trimmed window seat. > Suppose I was writing a second letter to a girl and I already used up my A material. > What should I say? > Could it be there's a special someone you're not telling me about? > Oh, please. Is it Terry? No. Is it Sherry? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/651484.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/655655 ## 11:00–11:11 Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, and Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair, red skirt and pearl necklace, appear first in a close-up of Bart scowling with his mouth open, then Lisa with half-lidded eyes and an open-mouthed grin in front of a window showing a yellow house and a blue mailbox outside. Lisa's face then turns into a wide-eyed, lips-pursed stare. In the final part, Bart stands beside Lisa in a pink-and-teal room with a red lampshade and a purple nightstand, leaning toward her and gesturing with one hand while speaking, then the two stand side by side with arms folded as Bart talks with his mouth open and Lisa looks sideways with a flat, unimpressed expression. A brown dog lies on a couch by the window. > No. Is it that girl with the lazy eye patch? > No. > Is it that exchange student mixed pop? No, it's not for me. > It's homework. Sure it is. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/661911.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/666291 ## 11:11–11:17 Lisa Simpson, with star-shaped spiky hair and a pearl necklace, leans in close to Bart Simpson, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, beside a yellow pillar in a living room with a pink wall, a red lampshade, and a window showing a house outside. Lisa presses toward Bart with her eyes squeezed shut and mouth open, then pulls back while Bart glares sideways with his hand raised to his chin. Bart then grits his teeth, grips the pillar with one arm stretched out, and glares as Lisa moves out of view. > Hey, Bart, let's do some homework. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/672755.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/674841 ## 11:17–11:26 A curly-haired boy in a green shirt and teal shorts sits motionless on a pink couch in a living room, glancing sideways with his hands resting on his knees, and he barely moves across the five frames. In the final frame, Ned Flanders, with a moustache, glasses and a green sweater, leans in from the right edge while an unidentified woman with big reddish-orange curly hair in a pink top appears at the left edge. The room has a bookshelf of blue and teal books, a framed lighthouse painting, a purple lamp, and a dark blue coffee table in the foreground. > Golly, Sergeant Carter. I can't fix your Jeep, but maybe this'll make it up to you. > Galveston, oh, Galveston. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/679012.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/681931 ## 11:26–11:34 Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, stands at the right of a living room with a pink couch, a bookshelf of blue books and a lighthouse painting on the wall, while a woman with a brown bouffant and a pink vest stands at the left. A curly-haired boy in a green shirt and blue shorts sits on the couch with his feet dangling above the floor. Across the moments, Ned grins and turns his head toward the woman, who glances sideways with heavy-lidded eyes, and the boy keeps watching them from the couch. > Is this all he watches? Well, he used to watch Davy and Goliath, > but he thought the idea of a talking dog was blasphemous. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/687145.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/690273 ## 11:34–11:47 Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress with red beads, and Bart, the spiky-haired boy, are in his bedroom, where a clipboard titled "Possible Bad Influences" has bumper stickers, comic books, Grampa and television each crossed out in pencil by a yellow hand. Marge sorts laundry from a pink basket and rummages through a drawer of the vanity while Bart watches wide-eyed from behind it, and she later smiles at the viewer as she pulls items from the drawer. The scene ends on a framed poster reading "See the world's biggest pull-tab!" that shows a man in a cap pointing at a giant pink pull-tab-shaped tank. > Hey, Mom, did you save the love letters Dad sent you? > Of course I saved them. > Although, actually, there's only one. > And it's more of a love postcard from some brewery he visited. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/695486.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/700909 ## 11:47–11:59 Bart Simpson, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, sits in a pink-walled bedroom beside a blue nightstand and lamp, holding a postcard with both hands and staring at it with wide eyes. The postcard, postmarked Springfield 1978, carries handwritten text reading 'Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won't quit. They got these big chewy pretzels here. Five dollars?? Get out of here!!' as the view pans across the card and the writing moves from the top lines down to the bottom. > Maybe it's the beer talking, Mars, but you got a butt that won't quit. > They got these big chewy pretzels here. > Five dollars? > Get out of here. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/708625.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/713421 ## 11:59–12:11 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, leans over Bart, who wears an orange shirt, as they both look at a small picture card in a pink bedroom. The scene then moves to a desk where Bart, in his orange shirt, wipes a pink mug with a cloth while Mrs. Krabappel, with a tall brown hairdo and green cardigan, sits behind it, gesturing with a raised hand and holding a pencil over a notepad. Bart keeps cleaning the mug as she talks, and the pencil and paper stay on the desk. > Wow. > A sight of dad I've never seen. > Plenty of thoughts, Mrs. K. > I was just thinking, oh, you wouldn't be interested. > Try me. Sometimes it helps to talk. > Well, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/720303.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/725516 ## 12:11–12:21 Edna Krabappel, the teacher with a tall brown hairdo and a green sweater, sits at a desk with a red chair, first resting her chin on her hands and grinning, then gesturing with an open palm while speaking. Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands at the left edge of the desk holding a pink bag with a pink-tinted object and listens, then he and Krabappel lean toward each other as she laughs with her eyes closed. On the orange desk sit a pencil and a small paper slip. > I was just wishing I could meet a man who likes the way I look first thing in the morning, > laughs at my jokes, can fix my car. Oh, yeah. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/732607.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/736361 ## 12:21–12:26 Bart Simpson, a spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, sits up in bed in his pink bedroom, holding an open blue book on his knees while he taps a pen against his lips and then lowers it to the page. The view drifts gradually across the room, past a blue toy airplane on the wall, a framed picture and an alarm clock on the nightstand, and a green alien toy beside a lamp. Bart keeps reading and writing with the pen throughout. > Dear Edna, your photo took my breath away. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/742200.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/743868 ## 12:26–12:39 Mrs. Krabappel, a woman with a tall brown hairdo and a teal earring, sits in a bubble-filled purple bathtub reading a sheet of paper. She smiles and keeps her eyes on the page, then slides down until only her head and an arm holding the paper out to the side remain above the bubbles. The bathroom has a daisy painting, a green bottle and a glass on a grey radiator, a pink shower curtain, and a pink rug on the floor. > Truly, yours is a butt that won't quit. > Yesterday morning, > I put your picture up in my garage to inspire me while I gapped my spark plugs. > At last we've built a mission. Finally, the villagers have a place to pray. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/747622.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/753044 ## 12:39–12:50 Two curly-haired children sit on a purple floor by a large window and a potted plant, playing with colorful building blocks, a blue toy truck, and a small figure. The child in the red sweater and teal pants reaches toward the blocks and later raises a small object, while the child in the orange hoodie and blue pants gestures with one hand, then holds a small object up and grins. Throughout, the tower of red, blue, and green blocks stays on the floor between them. > Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the sheaves. > We shall come rejoicing, bringing in the sheaves. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/760551.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/765139 ## 12:50–13:01 Ned Flanders, with a moustache, glasses and green sweater, stands on a backyard patio beside two curly-haired boys: one in an orange jacket and blue pants playing with colored blocks, the other in a red sweater beside him. Ned then holds a clipboard and pencil and works down a list titled "Possible Bad Influences," crossing out Bumper Stickers, Comic Books, Grandma, Television and Brother, while the red-sweatered boy glances up toward a window. The scene ends with Ned indoors, pencil in hand, beside a lighthouse picture and a purple curtain. > He's not getting it from his brother, that's for darn sure. > Damn crappy nails, super glue my butt. > Oh, you bat-headed duck dove! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/772021.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/775984 ## 13:01–13:12 Homer Simpson, in a purple jacket, white shirt and blue trousers, stands on a red walkway in front of a beige house with a pink door, carrying a wooden board under one arm and raising a hammer overhead while he grimaces. He turns and swings the board around, then holds it at his side and looks over his shoulder at Ned Flanders, who wears a green sweater, glasses and a moustache. Homer then faces Flanders, shakes a fist and spreads his arms wide while Flanders stands with his hands on his hips beside a fence and a blue sky. > Homer? What is it, Flanders? > Well, I'm afraid I have a bone to pick with you. > Look, if it's about your camcorder, I lost it, okay? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/782240.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/786828 ## 13:12–13:24 Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, gestures with both hands near a beige house while talking, then stands beside Homer, bald and heavy in a purple jacket and white shirt, who glares at him in a front yard by a wooden fence. Ned keeps gesturing and speaking as Homer frowns and scowls, and the two face each other on a red-tiled walkway with a pink arched door and a pair of pink decorations on the wall behind them. > No. > I came to talk to you about your potty mouth. > What the hell are you talking about? Look, Homer, > all of us pull a few boners now and then. > Go off half-cocked, make asses of ourselves. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/793710.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/798506 ## 13:24–13:36 Homer Simpson, the bald heavy man in a purple jacket and white shirt, and Ned Flanders, the moustached man with glasses and a green sweater, stand face to face outside a house with a brown roof and a fence and hedge behind them. Homer first watches with a stern, sidelong look, then turns toward Ned with his mouth open and fists-on-hip stance, arguing. He gestures toward Ned with his hand while Ned stands with arms crossed and grinning, and the scene ends with Homer's hand resting on Ned's arm as Homer looks on with wide eyes and a worried expression. > So, I don't want to be hard on you, > but I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boys. > Oh, come on now, Flanders. I don't complain about your... > Mustache? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/805596.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/810601 ## 13:36–13:46 Ned Flanders, with his thick brown moustache, glasses and green sweater, stands outside a house beside a wooden fence and hedge, rubbing his moustache with one hand, while Homer, bald with stubble and wearing a purple jacket over a white shirt, stands beside him and glances over with a sideways, skeptical look. Ned then turns toward Homer with his mouth open, gesturing with his free hand as he talks, while Homer keeps his eyes narrowed and his mouth set in a grimace. The blue sky and green hedge stay in the background throughout. > What's wrong with my mustache? > Uh, makes you look like you got something to hide. > What? People are talking. > Lots of people. > Okay, mister. > Well, you've got yourself a deal. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/817483.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/821654 ## 13:46–14:00 Homer, the bald man in a purple jacket over a white shirt, and Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, stand talking outside a tan house with a wooden fence behind them. Ned points at Homer and then gestures with an open hand while Homer eyes him, and Homer finally raises a hand to his bald head. The scene then switches to Bart, in an orange shirt and blue shorts, sitting on a brown couch in a living room with a purple television set, a sailboat painting on the pink wall, and a lamp on a side table. > I'll shave off the soup strainer if you give the sailor talk the old heave-ho, okay? > Aye, aye, Admiral Butthead. > We now return to Two for Tunisia on Colorization Theater. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/827910.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/833541 ## 14:00–14:08 A pale blue-skinned man with slicked-back black hair, a maroon jacket and a lime-green shirt sits on a floral-patterned couch beside a woman with a tall red updo, a green dress and a gold choker, who reclines against the cushions. Both smoke cigarettes in a yellow room lit by a wall sconce, and wisps of smoke rise and curl through the air as the man gestures with his free hand and the woman lifts her cigarette to her lips and draws on it. A round side table lamp sits at the left edge of the scene. > Ah, my love. > A million poets could try for a million years and still describe but three-eighths of your > beauty. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/841257.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/844594 ## 14:08–14:21 Bart Simpson, in his orange shirt and blue shorts, sits on the back of a maroon couch writing on a notepad, then in a classroom he sits at a desk beside a bulletin board of winter drawings while a faded, translucent Bart holds the notepad over the rows of desks. Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo and green sweater, sits in a red chair by a window with her hands propped on her chin, while a woman in glasses, a lilac blouse with a pink bow and a pink skirt perches on a desk reading a sheet of paper. The seated Krabappel then raises a hand to gesture as she talks, and the woman on the desk looks up from the paper and smiles. > Oh, slow down, Frenchy. This stuff is gold. > Wow. > A million poets working for a million years. > You're so lucky. > When are you going to meet him? First, I ask him to send a photo. > If he's got everything where it should be, I'm reeling him in. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/850016.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/855438 ## 14:21–14:33 Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, is in a classroom with Mrs. Krabappel, who has a brown hairdo and a green cardigan and grins at the desk, while a woman in a pink skirt and white top stands beside her. Bart first stands at a cluttered desk stacked with books, including one titled "NHL Stars of 1969", then sits reading it with a smug half-lidded look. The book's page shows a portrait of Gordie Howe in a purple sweater, and the scene then cuts to a letter signed "All my Love Woodrow" with the same portrait taped to it. The classroom has an American flag, an alphabet banner, a wall clock, and a chalkboard. > Strap on your skates, Gordy. You're going in. > Hey, Marge, do you want to hear something funny? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/862945.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/867950 ## 14:33–14:44 Homer and Marge are in their bed in the pink bedroom, with framed pictures of Bart and Lisa on the wall and lamps on the nightstands. Homer, in his white tank top, leans in from the left and pulls at the orange and pink blanket while Marge, with her tall blue beehive, keeps reading a green book. Homer's expression shifts from a grin to a worried frown as he settles beside her, then Marge looks up at him with wide eyes and an open mouth. Earlier, the outside of the lit two-story house is shown at night with snow on the lawn and a small figure walking along the sidewalk. > Flanders stinks. I swear too much. > Marge, you're not laughing. Well, you know, maybe he's right. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/875041.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/879212 ## 14:44–14:55 Homer Simpson, bald and wearing a white tank top, and Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and a purple top, sit side by side in bed against a purple headboard in a pink bedroom, with a framed picture on the wall above. Marge holds open a green book while Homer turns toward her, first looking sideways, then scowling and shouting with his mouth open, then grinning with a raised finger as he talks, and finally gesturing with an outstretched hand while Marge looks back at him wide-eyed and a little startled. > Well, what a surprise. > Marge sticks up for Flanders. > Can we have one conversation where you don't bring up your hero, Ned Flanders? > Actually, Homer, you brought up Ned Flanders. > Look, we're past that. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/885676.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/890056 ## 14:55–15:08 Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white tank top, sits up in a purple bed against a pink wall with a framed picture above him, first looking up and gesturing with a raised fist, then grimacing with his teeth showing, then settling into a glum, pouty expression. Marge, with her tall blue beehive and purple collared top, sits beside him, speaking with her hand lifted and eyes wide, then leans back on a blue pillow with her eyes half-closed and mouth open as if sighing. The purple bedpost with a blue ring stands beside them. > Marge, maybe I do curse a little, but that's the way God made me. > And I'm too old to stop now. No, you're not. > When my father got out of the Navy, he used to curse a blue streak. > It almost cost him his job as a baby photographer. > So my mom put a swear jar in the kitchen. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/896729.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/902360 ## 15:08–15:16 Homer, a bald man in a white tank top, sits propped up in bed with his arms crossed beside Marge, a woman in a purple robe with a tall blue beehive. Marge's face shifts from a weary, half-closed-eyed look to wide eyes, a clenched grin, and a pointing hand, while Homer keeps staring off to the side. A green book rests on the orange blanket beside a lamp, and a framed picture of Maggie in her crib hangs on the pink wall. > Every time he said a bad word, he put in a quarter. > What do you think? Well, Marge, self-improvement has always been a passion of mine. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/910076.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/912578 ## 15:16–15:23 Homer and Marge Simpson sit up in bed in their bedroom, with a framed family portrait on the pink wall behind them and a purple headboard. Homer, in a white tank top under an orange blanket, lies beside Marge, who wears a purple nightgown and holds a green book, as he turns toward her with a wide-eyed look and gestures with his hand. He then raises a fist, and finally lifts one index finger into the air while speaking, as Marge glances sideways at him. > Bring on the swear jar. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/917375.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/920086 ## 15:23–15:35 Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white undershirt, lies in bed under a red blanket with his eyes wide open and his mouth turned down, while Marge, with her tall blue beehive, lies beside him with her eyes shut. Homer glances from side to side, then raises both hands up in front of his face, looking alarmed, before lowering his arms and settling back into a worried stare, with Marge still asleep throughout. The dark bedroom setting is lit only faintly, with blue pillows around them and no on-screen text. > Do I have to pay if I hit my hand with a hammer? > Yes, Homer. What if I catch on fire? > No, Homer. What if I see something really weird in the sky? > Yes, Homer. > What about when we snuggle? > That's okay. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/924882.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/929679 ## 15:35–15:47 Bart Simpson sits inside a small wooden treehouse at night, lit by a candle on a dark stand beside him, reading a pink letter held in both hands. Through the window behind him a dark blue night sky and bare blue branches are visible. Bart's eyes shift as he reads, and his mouth opens in an exclamation near the end, as he looks increasingly startled while he reads the letter. > Dear Woodrow, it's time for us to meet. > Why don't we go out to dinner? > And afterward, we can go to my apartment for some home cooking. > Huh? > Ay, caramba! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/936769.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/941774 ## 15:47–15:58 A pink letter signed "Hungrily yours, Edna" with yellow flowers is shown first. Bart, in an orange shirt and blue shorts, sits in a log cabin beside a lit candle, clutching a crumpled pink paper, then leans over a green box with a pen in hand, grinning. Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo and green cardigan, sits at a classroom desk writing with a blue pen, glancing up and smiling beside a pink picture frame, under a clock and an alphabet banner. > Hungrily yours, Edna. > Well, she's dangled on the line long enough. > It's time to boat this bass. > When I read your letters, I feel as if you are right here watching me. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/949073.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/953035 ## 15:58–16:00 Mrs. Krabappel, a teacher with a tall brown hairdo and green cardigan, holds up a purple-framed portrait of a grinning man with swept-back reddish hair in a classroom with a snowflake-decorated bulletin board and a blue cabinet. Bart, in his orange shirt, is first seen peeking up behind the portrait, then sits at a desk with his eyes cast down. Krabappel grimaces with her teeth clenched, then opens her mouth to speak while still holding the portrait. > Bart, eyes down. Yes, ma'am. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/959500.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/959500 ## 16:00–16:08 Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, sits at a classroom desk writing with a pen, then looks up wide-eyed with his mouth open before glancing aside with a sly smile while still writing. The scene then moves to a bedroom where a woman with a short brown hairdo, in a pink slip, stands before a tall oval mirror, pulls a purple dress from the open closet, and holds it up against herself while her reflection shows the dress on her, with a window blind and a blue garment on hangers nearby. She then turns toward the window and gestures with her hand as she keeps looking at her reflection. > Edna, every second until we meet, stabs me like a thousand needles. > Join me at the Gilded Truffle this Saturday at 8. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/961794.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/964297 ## 16:08–16:15 Mrs. Krabappel, the tall brown-haired teacher, stands before a tall oval floor mirror in a bedroom with a window and an open closet, trying on outfits one after another. She first poses in a blue top and mint skirt with a belt, then in a dark leotard with thigh-high boots, then in a red-and-pink polka-dot dress, and finally in a navy dress and a pink off-the-shoulder dress with ruffled hem. Clothes are scattered over a pink suitcase and bed in the foreground as she fusses with her hair and smooths each outfit. > Perhaps later we will smooch up a storm. > Sexually yours, Woody. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/969093.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/971596 ## 16:15–16:21 Mrs. Krabappel, with a tall brown hairdo, white dress and beaded necklace, sits at a candlelit restaurant table while a Black waiter in a black tuxedo and white apron lifts a silver cloche above it, and a man in a suit sits at a neighboring table at left. She opens a purple menu and reads it, then Bart, a spiky-haired boy, appears beside the table, peeking over the menu and then laughing with his eyes shut and mouth wide open as she lowers it. Purple lettering on the restaurant's window behind them and a lit candle on the table are visible throughout. > Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/976392.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/978478 ## 16:21–16:31 Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands in front of The Gilded Truffle restaurant in the first frame, while a heavy woman with a tall brown hairdo and a thin woman in a dark outfit sit at a table behind a hedge. Bart then turns to a poster reading "Ernest Needs a Kidney" beside a wall, looking startled with his mouth open. Beneath the marquee of the Aztec theater, which reads "Ernest needs a Kidney" with a starburst design, a row of people walks in, including a bald man in a red shirt, a woman with long black hair and a girl in pink. Last, Bart stands below the marquee with his eyes closed and a smug expression, hands clasped at his chest, as he laughs. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/982857.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/986819 ## 16:31–16:40 A woman with an orange-red bouffant, red bead necklace and white top sits at a round table in a dimly lit blue restaurant, with Bart peeking wide-eyed and waving from the background window. A lit candle sits on the table and its smoke drifts upward as she rests her hands on the table and gazes sideways, looking bored. A man in a black tuxedo and bow tie with pale hair then steps up behind a chair beside her, and she grips the table's edge as he leans in, while Bart remains in the background. Purple mirrored lettering on the blue wall reads partly as 'The ... Hut'. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/992867.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/996204 ## 16:40–16:53 Bart Simpson stands on a green hedge-lined patio in an orange shirt and blue shorts, looking up and biting his lip while a thin, orange-haired woman in a white top with a dark bow sits at a counter in the background beside a red wall with columns and a hanging green lamp. The screen then fades to black. Next, in a crowded wooden-pew hall with a red carpeted aisle, Bart sits on the left in a teal jacket and tie, glancing sideways, next to Homer in a purple suit and lavender tie, with Marge in a tall blue beehive and orange dress holding Maggie, who wears a pacifier and a blue bow, while Lisa in a pink dress sits at the bottom right. Bart's eyes shift and he turns his head toward Homer, who stares ahead with a sour expression, and a man in a tan vest with glasses and a light blue hat sits behind them. > I can't help but feel partly responsible. > Homer, that was a 20. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1001834.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1007048 ## 16:53–17:02 Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, appears in a bowling alley and then outside his house. In the first image a swear jar sign sits on a counter in front of him, with his large white-shirted body filling the right side. He then lines up at the lane, leaning forward with his arms out as a white bowling pin stands ahead of him. Next he stands angrily with one fist on his hip and an arm pointing toward the pins, then he is down on his knees on the lane, glaring and pointing hard at the pins. In the final image he is in the backyard beside a purple trash can and yellow fence, bent over and gripping a black garbage bag as he pulls it toward the can. > Oh, you son of a... Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1014555.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1017683 ## 17:02–17:12 Ned Flanders, the man with a moustache, glasses and a green sweater, leans over a wooden fence in a backyard and talks with Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt seen from behind, who stands at the fence with his arms at his sides. Ned smiles, grins and speaks while Homer looks at him with a wary, sidelong expression beside a purple garbage can. In the final moment Ned steps out from behind the fence and holds a white envelope in one hand and a stack of envelopes in the other in front of a brick house with a red awning and bushes. > Hey, Homer. > You know, I owe you one, buddy. > No sooner had I shaved off the old cookie duster than a lady cast me in a commercial. > I'll tell you, the way these checks keep coming in, it's almost criminal. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1023105.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1027068 ## 17:12–17:22 Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, first stands scowling and clenching his fists in a sunny yard beside a house with a large window, then a close-up shows a SWEAR JAR sign taped to a container heaped with coins. Next, Homer holds a small hammer beside a rough wooden doghouse while Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in an orange skirt and pearl necklace, stands to the left and gestures with her hands. Lisa's gestures give way to a puzzled look from Homer as he gazes down at the doghouse and his hammer. > You dirty best! > What do you think, Lisa? > How's the dog supposed to get in? Well, he just goes... > Oh! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1033324.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1037495 ## 17:22–17:34 A large yellow cartoon hand flails near a SWEAR JAR on a cluttered kitchen shelf, with pink sparks flying as it moves, while a bald yellow-skinned man lies back in a hammock strung between a fence and a tree, a brown beehive-shaped object with bees on it resting on his head. Bart Simpson, with spiky hair and an orange shirt, sits at a classroom desk beside a GLOBE WAX box with wide eyes, and a hand then raises a purple frame showing a smiling man with swept-back reddish hair and a purple sweater. > Oh, Woodrow, how could you stand me up? Mrs. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1043751.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1048756 ## 17:34–17:46 Bart, a spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, and Mrs. Krabappel, a woman with a tall brown hairdo, green cardigan and teal earring, sit on opposite sides of an orange desk in a classroom with a dark blue chalkboard behind them. Bart leans forward with one hand on the desk, then throws both hands up in surprise with his eyes wide, while Krabappel sits with her hands clasped, glancing sideways and speaking. In the final moment Bart leans toward her with a smile and closed eyes as she keeps talking, and a purple object sits on the desk at the right edge. > K, whoever this guy is, you don't need him. > There are plenty of good men around. Name one. > What's wrong with Principal Skinner? > Seymour? > Let's just say his mommy won't let him out to play. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1055846.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1060643 ## 17:46–17:56 Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands at the left of a classroom with wide eyes glancing sideways, while Mrs. Krabappel, his teacher with a tall brown hairdo, green sweater and teal earring, raises a clenched fist and shouts with her mouth open before turning to give him a sly, toothy grin and a sidelong look. Bart's eyes shift and he stares back with a flat, uneasy expression as she smirks with narrowed eyes. The setting includes a red wall clock, a blue chalkboard eraser on a wooden sill, and a yellow alphabet border reading W, X, Y above the board under fluorescent ceiling lights. > What about Coach Fortner? Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look. > Wow. > What about groundskeeper Willie? I'm not even going to tell you what that guy's into. > Bart, you are the closest thing to a man in my life. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1067733.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1071696 ## 17:56–18:10 Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands at the left beside an orange desk, facing Mrs. Krabappel, his teacher, who has a tall brown hairdo and wears a green cardigan over a yellow top. She reaches out to grip his shoulder and then both of his shoulders while leaning across the desk, and she later sits back, speaks with a grimace, and rests her chin on her clasped hands with her eyes closed. Bart looks up at her with a worried expression, and the final moment shows him standing alone with a downcast, uneasy look beside the desk, a red chair and a purple book at the edge of the frame against a dark blue chalkboard. > And that's so depressing, I think I'm going to cry. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1077952.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1083791 ## 18:10–18:23 Homer Simpson kneels on a green lawn in front of a tan house with a red door and a tree, working with broken wooden planks that have protruding nails. He claps his hands together, then his blue-trousered leg and purple shoe step down onto the planks, and he later clutches his chest with a pained, sorrowful look. A dark tool lies in the grass at the left, and a wooden structure stands behind the tree. > Oh, fudge. That's broken. > Fiddledy-gee. > That will require a tetanus shot. > I'm not going to swear, but I am going to kick this doghouse down! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1091716.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1097138 ## 18:23–18:36 Homer Simpson, bald and heavy in a white shirt and blue pants, stands on a grassy lawn in front of the Simpson house with its red arched door and a blue recycling-style bin nearby, and at first throws his arms up in a fierce rage beside a wooden doghouse. He then stomps off to the side, while Lisa Simpson, with her star-shaped spiky hair, red dress and pearl necklace, pulls a small red wagon carrying a white doghouse with a blue roof, and Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, stands beside her. Lisa stops and gestures toward the new doghouse in the wagon, and then Marge and Lisa stand with Homer as Santa's Little Helper, the brown greyhound, sticks out its tongue beside the blue-roofed doghouse. > Dad, this is not a commentary on your skills, but we bought you a new doghouse. > Where'd you get the money? Oh, there was more than enough in the swear jar. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1104645.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1110276 ## 18:36–18:47 Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, glances sideways and grins in front of a purple house, then Homer in a white shirt stands in front of Marge in her green dress while Maggie, wearing a pacifier and blue bow, peers from the arched opening of a white doghouse with a blue roof. Homer then pushes a carton of brown bottles into the doghouse opening, his eyes widening and mouth opening as he speaks, with a red cabinet in the foreground. > And if you look inside the doghouse, there's a little surprise. > Maggie. > Oh, cute. No, behind her. > Beer! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1117783.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1122163 ## 18:47–19:00 Homer, holding a Duff six-pack, stands beside a white doghouse with a blue roof while Marge with her tall blue beehive and Maggie with her pacifier and blue bow look on, Lisa and Santa's Little Helper at the left edge. Indoors, Marge kneels on the floor in a green dress and points at Maggie, who sits in a blue sleeper, while Lisa perches on the back of a dark red couch under a pink wall with a framed Maggie portrait. Marge then bends over Maggie, who is on the floor, and Bart enters through an arched doorway in an orange shirt and blue shorts to stand watching her. > How did you know? > Where's Maggie? > Mom, this is a little ahead of schedule, but I need help with my love life. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1128628.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1133841 ## 19:00–19:10 Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands on the left beside Marge Simpson, whose tall blue beehive towers over her, as they stand in the living room in front of a red lamp and a dark red couch. Across the frames Marge's eyes roll and bulge, she grins with teeth showing, then sets her mouth open mid-speech, while Bart stares sideways with a flat, unimpressed expression. In the final frame Lisa Simpson, in her red dress and pearl necklace, appears on the right, pointing off to the left with a startled open mouth beneath a framed picture of a figure in blue. > Oh, my special little guy has a sweetheart. > I knew it! > All right, Bart, who's your girlfriend? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1141140.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1145311 ## 19:10–19:22 Bart, Homer and Marge are in the living room, with Bart standing at right beside the couch while Homer sits on the left holding a small photo and Marge sits in the middle holding a card. In the first moment Bart stands alone by the blue-curtained wall with a half-smirk, then Homer holds up a photo of a woman in a black lace outfit lying on a pink bed, with a red lamp and a window with a sailboat behind. Homer, mouth open and talking, holds the photo while Marge reaches toward it with a stern look, and Bart looks up at them. In the final moments Homer leans back smiling and Marge, holding the card, looks surprised while Bart gazes up at her, with the red lamp and framed pictures on the pink wall behind them. > Mrs. Krabappel. > Bart, this is your teacher? > I should start going to parents' night. > Brrrr. Homer? > What? You did a very cruel thing. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1151567.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1156572 ## 19:22–19:34 Bart Simpson, a boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, stands at the left edge beside a dark blue cabinet at first, then moves to the living room couch where Homer, in a white shirt and blue pants, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress and a beaded necklace, sit in front of a red lampshade and a pink wall with framed pictures. Bart looks up at his parents with a sheepish, downcast expression, and Homer points at Marge and then leans in to grip her shoulder while speaking, as Marge looks sideways with a worried face. Homer then turns to Bart with a wide-eyed stare while Marge gasps, and in the final moment Bart is seen at the lower right, grinning up at the couch with a small white object in his hand while Homer looks away and Marge keeps her eyes closed. > Boy, you've got to go to your teacher and tell her the truth. > No, Homer. The truth would humiliate her. > Oh, Marge, I only said it because I thought that's what you wanted to hear. > Maybe we should write her another letter. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1163871.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1168876 ## 19:34–19:39 In the family living room with pink walls, a red lamp and a window with yellow curtains, Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, stands at left while Marge's blue beehive is visible behind him on the sofa. Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair, red-orange dress and pearl necklace, watches beside Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt. Homer reaches over with his hand on Bart's head and pats or pushes at his hair while Bart looks up and Lisa's eyes dart sideways, with Lisa grinning and shifting her eyes in the earlier frames before Homer's hand settles on Bart's head. > One that says goodbye but lets her feel loved. > Step aside, everyone. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1175966.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1177218 ## 19:39–19:47 Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, stands at a green desk in a pink room beside a teal lamp, a purple pencil cup, and a framed picture on the wall. He grips a pencil in his right hand and writes on a sheet of paper, glancing up with a wide grin and then down toward the page while his head and arm move in small, steady motions. Across the sequence he keeps writing, his expression shifting between a grin and a focused, concentrating look, with a blue-curtained window and a red object behind him. > Sensitive love letters are my specialty. > Dear baby, welcome to Dumpville. > Population, you. We'll all help. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1180346.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1183265 ## 19:47–19:55 Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, first leans over a desk writing with a pencil, then stands with his arms crossed as Marge, with her tall blue beehive, rests a hand on his shoulder in a pink room. Later, Marge sits in a green armchair holding a notepad and pencil while Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in an orange dress and pearl necklace, sits beside her, speaks and gestures, then grins with her chin resting on her hand. A lamp, a blue side table and a pink wall are visible, with no on-screen text. > Now I'll be inoculating babies in Campuchia. > My heart will always be with you. That sucks. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1188479.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1191399 ## 19:55–20:04 Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands at the left facing Marge, who sits on a green armchair with a red bead necklace and a light green top, her tall blue beehive hair above her, holding a notepad and pencil in a pink room with a sailboat picture on the wall. Bart's expression shifts from listening to speaking, and Marge's face changes from a flat, skeptical look to a wide-mouthed, open-mouthed talk and back to a sober, unimpressed stare, while she keeps the notepad raised in her hands. Bart's head and mouth move as he responds, and Marge's eyes roll and her mouth opens and closes as she answers, with the pencil resting upright in the notepad hand throughout. > How about crocodiles bit off my face? That's disgusting. > And besides, when a woman loves a man, > it doesn't matter that a crocodile bit off his face. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1196404.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1199949 ## 20:04–20:14 Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa are in the living room, with Homer standing behind Bart and Marge seated on a green armchair holding a sheet of paper and a pen. In the early frames, Homer stands at left with his hand raised beside Marge, who holds a notepad, while Lisa in her red-and-orange dress, pearl necklace and sandals stands at the purple table where Maggie, with a pacifier and blue bow, sits peeking over it. Lisa raises a finger to her lips and then steps forward to face Maggie, with crumpled papers and a loose sheet lying on the table and floor. In the final frame, Lisa holds Bart by the arm and leg while Homer looks on and Marge keeps writing in the green chair, with Maggie visible at the far right behind the couch. > I may hold you to that, Marge. > Okay, okay. I cannot see you for the next five years, > for I will be farming the ocean floor. I must finish this letter quickly, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1205788.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1209333 ## 20:14–20:22 Bart Simpson, a spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, lies sprawled on a dark red couch beside a red lamp, first with eyes shut, then with eyes wide open as he raises one index finger and speaks, and finally clutching his head with a pained grimace. Homer Simpson, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, then appears in front of a pink wall with a potted green plant and a teal lamp, eyes closed while gesturing with one hand, before opening his eyes wide and grimacing as he lowers his hand. > for I have only four minutes to live. Three simple words. > I am gay. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1215172.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1218092 ## 20:22–20:34 Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, sits on a green couch in the living room, holding a sheet of paper and a pencil while looking up thoughtfully. Homer, bald and in a white shirt, leans over the back of the couch behind her with a smile, as Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a pearl necklace, and Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, sit close beside her. Lisa and Bart lean in to read the paper together, and Lisa grins while Bart smiles. Maggie, the baby with a blue bow and pacifier, lies asleep on a brown couch in a separate moment, and a wooden cabinet with glasses and trophies stands in the background. > Homer, for the last time, I am not putting that in. > And any time I hear the wind blow, it will whisper the name, Midna. > Oh, that's very good, Lisa. > P.S. I am gay. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1223097.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1228310 ## 20:34–20:43 Lisa, with spiky star-shaped hair and a red bead necklace... wait, Lisa wears a pearl necklace and Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, sits on a green armchair holding a sheet of paper and a pencil while Lisa stands beside her in a pink room with a glass cabinet of blue goblets behind them. Homer, in a white shirt, stands at the right, first looking sideways with a sour expression and gesturing with one hand, then turning to grin widely and raise his open hand toward the side. Bart, in an orange shirt, stands near the armchair at the right edge beside a red lamp, with a framed picture on the wall behind him. Marge's eyes shift and she smiles broadly as Lisa looks on, with the paper held steady between them. > How shall we end it? How about, with a love that will echo through the ages. > Oh, that's sweet. Homer, you old honey dripper. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1235818.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1239155 ## 20:43–20:56 Bart in an orange shirt stands by a pink doorway, looking up and grinning as Homer, bald and in a white shirt, leans in with an arm reaching across, while Marge with her tall blue beehive sits on a green couch holding a notepad and pencil. Lisa in an orange skirt and blue beads stands beside Santa's Little Helper, a brown greyhound, and Snowball II, a black cat, near wooden shelves. A woman with a tall brown hairdo in a purple robe spoons cereal from a Krusty-O's carton by a window, glances at a framed portrait, then reads a purple booklet. > Why, you little... Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1244577.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1249999 ## 20:56–21:02 Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, is on a purple metal staircase outside an apartment building, with a small white paper on the ground below. Inside a room, a tall-haired woman with a brown bouffant, Mrs. Krabappel, wearing a purple bathrobe, sits on a blue couch reading a purple booklet beside a Krusty-O's can on a table by a window. She then rises and walks to the doorway of her apartment, which has a brown door, wearing a grey bathrobe, and she clutches a small key while stepping out onto the staircase. She stops at the threshold with both arms flung out and her mouth open as if calling out to Bart. > Wait! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1257506.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1259383 ## 21:02–21:10 A yellow hand holds up a white card reading "Edna" against a dark background, then a woman with a tall brown updo in a purple bathrobe sits on a couch by a window, unfolding a letter. Beside her on the sill sit a Krusty-O's cereal can and a pink picture frame, and she reads the letter closely, tilting it slightly as she looks down, with purple trees visible outside the window. > Dearest Edna, I must leave you. > Why, I cannot say. Where, you cannot know. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1263554.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1266265 ## 21:10–21:17 Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo and purple bathrobe, sits at a small table by a window overlooking green foliage and purple flowers. She holds an open envelope and letter, reading with narrowed eyes and then glancing up as her mouth parts slightly. Beside her are a Krusty-O's cereal can with a spoon in it and a pink picture frame at the left edge of the table. > How I will get there, I haven't decided yet. > But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1271270.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1273981 ## 21:17–21:26 Mrs. Krabappel, Bart's teacher with a tall brown hairdo and purple robe, sits by a window reading a handwritten letter beside a Krusty-O cup with a spoon. Close-up views of the letter show its ink text ending in "...Edna" and signed "Woodrow" as she reads it with a faint smile. She lowers her gaze and her lips part as she looks down at the paper. > it will whisper the name Edna. > Oh. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1278986.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1282114 ## 21:26–21:34 Mrs. Krabappel, with a tall brown hairdo and a green sweater, stands with her hands clasped behind her back in an empty classroom lined with windows, desks, and chairs stacked upside down on the desks. She first faces the window with her back turned, then slowly turns her head toward the viewer and grins, and in the final moment she has stepped to the right, now facing the desks with her mouth open as if speaking. > Bart, it's such a nice day today. Let's have detention outside. > It's a date. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1287536.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1290247 ## 21:34–21:41 Bart Simpson crouches beside a spilled purple puddle and an overturned-looking purple bucket in a classroom, then runs out the open door toward the green yard outside. A tall-haired woman in a green top and blue skirt, Mrs. Krabappel, watches him, then walks with Bart to the doorway holding his hand. On a wooden desk at the left stands a pink-bordered portrait of a smiling man with swept-back hair. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1295044.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1297755 ## 21:41–21:51 A framed caricature of hockey player Gordie Howe, a brown-haired man with a wide grin and purple sweater, hangs on a pink wall beside his career statistics for the National Hockey League, World Hockey Association and Major League totals. The stats fade out as the executive producer credits for James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and Sam Simon appear over the portrait, which then stands alone before the screen goes black. The yellow credits "Starring DAN CASTELLANETA" and then "JULIE KAVNER" appear one after another on the black background. > Thank you. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1302760.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1306514 ## 21:51–22:01 No Simpsons characters appear in this moment; it is a black title card sequence with yellow cast credits on a plain black background. The names NANCY CARTWRIGHT, YEARDLEY SMITH, HANK AZARIA, and then 'and HARRY SHEARER' appear one after another in the centre, followed by 'Also Starring PAMELA HAYDEN MAGGIE ROSWELL' in the final image. Each name fades in and out in turn, with no movement or action beyond the changing text. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1312561.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1316524 ## 22:01–22:11 No regular Simpsons characters or one-off characters appear in this moment; it is a black title card sequence of yellow credits text on a plain black background. First the words 'Special Guest Voice' sit above 'MARCIA WALLACE', then they are replaced by 'Executive Story Editor' over 'JEFF MARTIN', followed by 'Creative Consultant' over 'DAVID M. STERN', then 'Associate Producers' over 'J. MICHAEL MENDEL' and 'JOSEPH A. BOUCHER', and finally 'Theme By' over 'DANNY ELFMAN'. The credits appear one after another in the same centered position, with no people or movement visible other than the changing text. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1322571.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1326325 ## 22:11–22:21 No characters appear; the moment is a black screen with yellow hand-lettered end credits that appear in turn: "Music By Alf Clausen," "Casting By Bonita Pietila," "Editors Mark McJimsey and Don Barrozo," "Animation Production Manager Ken Tsumura," and "Post Production Coordinators Jeffrey Goldstein and Colin A.B.V. Lewis." The text then gives way to a longer crew list, with job titles on the left and names on the right, ending with a Dolby Surround logo. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1332373.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1336126 ## 22:21–22:30 No characters appear in this moment; it is a black closing credits roll for The Simpsons. First, a list of assistants and staff names in yellow text appears centered on the black background, then it gives way to yellow credits reading Animation Produced By Klasky-Csupo Inc. and Animation Executive Producer Gabor Csupo, followed by Animation Producer Sherry Gunther, then Overseas Animation Directors Mike Girard and J.C. Park with Animation Production Manager Maria Elena Rodriguez, and finally Korean Production Company Anivision. The text simply fades in and out, one credit block after another, with no movement beyond the changing titles. > We'll be right back. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1342174.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1346136 ## 22:30–22:40 No characters appear in this sequence; it is a black closing credits roll of yellow hand-lettered text on a plain black background. Starting with storyboard and character design credits, the names scroll upward and are replaced in turn by main title design and animation credits, then color design, background cleanup, and finally production coordinators, assistants, and accountant credits, all in the same yellow lettering. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1352184.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1355938 ## 22:40–22:50 No characters appear in this sequence; it is a black title-card credit roll with no people on screen. The first frame shows the disclaimer text in yellow letters reading that the persons in the film are fictitious, followed by THE SIMPSONS EPISODE #8F16, copyright 1992 Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation, and the N.A.B. code. The following four frames each display a single credit in yellow on black: Executive in Charge of Animation Production RICHARD RAYNIS, then Executive in Charge of Production for Gracie Films MICHAEL P. SCHOENBRUN, then Creative Supervisor SAM SIMON, then Executive Creative Consultant JAMES L. BROOKS, with no movement other than the cards changing in sequence. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1361986.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1365739 ## 22:50–23:02 Silhouetted audience members, one with a large puffy head of hair, sit in rows of dark theater seats watching a blank screen. A blue beam of light then shows the Gracie Films logo in white letters on a blue panel, followed by a gold 20th Television logo with a large '20th' and searchlights against a cloudy sky. The scene ends in black. > Shh. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E16/1371787.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e16-bart-the-lover/1376375