# Black Widower The Simpsons, season 3, episode 21 (S03E21), first aired April 9, 1992. Written by story by Thomas Chastain and Sam Simon; teleplay by Jon Vitti. Directed by David Silverman. Production code 8F20. Guest stars: Kelsey Grammer as Sideshow Bob. Chalkboard gag: "Funny noises are not funny". Couch gag: Robbed Couch. Selma's new boyfriend turns out to be Sideshow Bob, paroled after the two struck up a pen-pal romance while he was in prison. Bart alone doubts that Bob has reformed, and the wedding nearly collapses when Bob confesses he can't stand MacGyver, Selma's beloved show. On the honeymoon, Bart figures out Bob's plan to kill Selma with leaking gas and arrives in time to save her. Who's in it: Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Marge Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Moe Szyslak, Grampa Simpson, Barney Gumble, Chief Wiggum, Krusty the Clown, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Patty Bouvier, Reverend Lovejoy, Selma Bouvier, Santa's Little Helper, Lou, Wendell Borton, Eddie, Snowball II, Sideshow Mel, Hans Moleman, Helen Lovejoy, Snake, Bleeding Gums Murphy, Princess Kashmir, Jacqueline Bouvier, Abraham Lincoln, Sideshow Bob, Mr. Teeny, God, Blinky, Grim Reaper, Irving Zitsofsky, Larry Davis, The Larry Davis Experience, Colonel Coward, Dennis, Droopy Drawers, Pepito, Prison Guard, Suckup the Vacuum. Every moment of the episode, about ten seconds each: when it is, what happens on screen, and what's said. The descriptions are written by an AI model from frames of each moment and can get small details wrong. The dialogue is from the episode's subtitles. Web page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower From Ultrahouse 3000 (https://ultrahouse3k.com/). Search engines and AI are welcome to use it: search=yes, ai-input=yes, ai-train=yes. ## 0:00–0:11 No characters appear in this opening sequence. Drifting cartoon clouds cross a blue sky, and the orange title 'THE SIMPSONS' appears over them before the scene shifts to a green hillside town with the pink-and-orange buildings and two grey cooling towers marked with atom symbols of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, whose sign reads 'Welcome to Springfield Nuclear Power Plant'. The view then moves down a street lined with a yellow shop whose striped awning shows partly legible 'DAIRY' lettering, toward a school-like building with red-roofed houses on the hill behind it. > The Simpsons Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1043.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/5839 ## 0:11–0:23 Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, first appears outside Springfield Elementary School, whose sign hangs above the brown double doors. Inside a green classroom, he writes "FUNNY NOISES ARE NOT FUNNY" over and over on the chalkboard, then carries a red wastebasket toward the door and reaches out for it. The scene ends with Bart riding a green skateboard through a blue sky, arms spread, past a flagpole with an American flag. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/12721.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/17309 ## 0:23–0:35 Homer, in a yellow hazmat suit, holds a glowing green rod with tongs at a nuclear plant control panel beneath a CAUTION sign, then turns his back and presses a red button while Mr. Burns and Smithers watch from behind the panel. Maggie, with a blue bow, reads a magazine titled Mom Monthly in a store, then sits in a shopping cart with a pacifier as a blurred orange streak passes and Marge, with her tall blue beehive, raises a hand and smiles beside her. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/24191.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/29613 ## 0:35–0:47 Lisa Simpson, in her red dress, plays a saxophone among the crowded school band in a classroom with a bust and sheet music on the wall, while a grey-haired man in an orange jacket and bow tie scowls at the sheet music on the stand. Lisa then walks away down an orange hallway lined with posters, carrying her saxophone and heading toward the blue double doors. The scene then cuts to Homer in a pink car, one hand on his head and the other on the steering wheel, looking frustrated. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/37120.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/41708 ## 0:47–0:57 Bart Simpson, in an orange shirt, rides a yellow skateboard along a sidewalk past a purple wall, after a figure with a pale face peers from a window amid a puff of white smoke. Beside a shop window of grinning Krusty faces on TV sets, a brown-haired woman in a purple top holding a green bag walks alongside him as he skates. Across the street an orange car drives past a tall statue and a pink building, and the moment ends with Maggie, a pacifier in her mouth and a blue bow in her hair, staring wide-eyed. > Oh, my God. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/48590.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/52553 ## 0:57–1:08 Maggie, with a pacifier and blue bow, sits in a red car seat gripping a steering wheel while Marge, with her tall blue beehive and orange beads, drives a car with a bright blue sky behind them. The scene then moves outside to a yellow garage and driveway where a pink car sits, and Bart rides a skateboard down a grassy slope at the top right. Lisa, in her red dress, pedals a red bike past Homer, a bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants who is bent over the pink car's open hood, and the scene ends with Homer in a purple room, mouth open and arm outstretched beside a red bed and a cardboard box. > Meep, boop. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/58600.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/63188 ## 1:08–1:19 Homer, Marge, Lisa, Maggie and Bart sit on a brown couch in a living room with green carpet, flanked by two unfamiliar men, one in a green cap and one balding with glasses and a striped shirt. The family then slides off the couch and lies face down in a row on the floor in front of a television, while the two men remain crouched beside the couch. The TV screen shows yellow credits reading 'CREATED BY MATT GROENING' and then 'DEVELOPED BY JAMES L. BROOKS, MATT GROENING, SAM SIMON'. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/70070.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/74241 ## 1:19–1:27 Two green reptilian cartoon characters, not Simpsons regulars, appear in a bedroom: a heavy one in a red open jacket over a white shirt stands at the left, and a spiky-headed one in an orange shirt lies on a blue bed at the right, kicking his feet up. The heavy one gestures with one arm and turns his wide-eyed face toward the bed, then his expression tightens into a frown while the spiky one lifts his head and speaks. The room has a pennant reading "TAR PITS HIGH," a boombox on a dresser flanked by two speakers, and a small brown whip-like object on the bed in the foreground. The moment opens and closes on black screens. > Would you turn off that rock and rock music? > Hey, you don't have a stegosaurus, man. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/80706.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/83625 ## 1:27–1:35 Homer, Bart, Maggie and Lisa sit together on a maroon couch in a pink living room, with Bart and Lisa dangling their legs and Maggie clutching a pacifier, while the credits first read Co-Executive Producers Al Jean & Mike Reiss, then Supervising Producers Jay Kogen & Wallace Wolodarsky. Homer's eyes shift and blink, Bart's eyes close, and Lisa's mouth gapes as the family stays seated. The scene ends with a television screen showing a pink creature with a yellow bow and a green dinosaur in a red shirt against a brown cave wall. > These talking dinosaurs are more real than most real families on TV. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/89047.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/91967 ## 1:35–1:46 Homer, holding Maggie with her pacifier and blue bow, laughs with his eyes shut on a couch while Bart in a teal jacket and orange tie grins and then raises one hand in a gesture. In a living room with a sailboat painting and an orange lamp, Homer, Bart, Lisa and Maggie sit on the couch as Marge, with her tall blue beehive, stands with her arms folded and then points toward them, while a grey-violet-haired sister of Marge's in a black dress stands nearby smoking. White credit text reads 'Producer GEORGE MEYER' over the first scene and 'Produced By RICHARD SAKAI, DAVID SILVERMAN' over the later one. > Look, Maggie. They have a baby, too. > It's like they saw our lives and put it right up on screen. > Now, kids, I know you're all excited about meeting Aunt Selma's new boyfriend tonight. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/96972.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/101351 ## 1:46–1:57 Marge, with her tall blue beehive, orange dress and white gloves, stands beside Selma, who has purple hair, a black top, a turquoise necklace and a cigarette, in a pink room. Selma exhales smoke and grins while the caption "Co-Producer JON VITTI" appears over them, then Lisa stares as Selma in a blue dress leads in a hunched figure in a brown hat, long coat and cane. Homer in a purple suit watches as Selma stands beside a balding man whose head rests in a bowl on a machine with dials and tubes. > But I think that before he gets here, I should tell you something about him. > Something disturbing. > Ooh. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/107816.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/112195 ## 1:57–2:09 Homer, Selma with lavender-grey hair and a turquoise necklace, and Bart stand together at first, with Homer and Selma side by side and Bart looking on at right. The scene then shifts to Marge in an orange dress and white gloves beside Selma, who wears a black top and smokes a cigarette in a pink room with a small decorative vase on the wall. Selma smokes, opens her eyes, and gestures with her hand as she talks, and a white caption reading "Co-Producer JOHN SWARTZWELDER" appears over the lower part of the picture. > Blah. > You see, Aunt Selma has this crazy obsession about not dying alone. > So in desperation, she joined this prison pen pal program. > Her new sweetie's a jailbird. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/118660.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/123665 ## 2:09–2:13 Bart, Homer, Maggie and Lisa sit together on a dark red couch in a pink living room, with a framed sailboat picture on the wall behind them. Bart, on the left in a green jacket and orange tie, first sits with his eyes half-lidded, then grins with his hands raised and mouth open in an excited, talking expression, while Maggie, in blue with a bow, sucks her pacifier and Homer, behind them with his mouth open, stays wide-eyed and still. Lisa, on the right in a pink dress, watches calmly throughout, and the small lamp on the right edge of the room stays unchanged. > Cool. > He could teach us how to kill a man with a lunch tray. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/130547.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/131381 ## 2:13–2:25 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and orange dress, and Patty, one of her grey-violet-haired twin sisters in a black top with a turquoise necklace and earring, stand in a pink-walled room. Patty smokes a cigarette throughout while Marge gestures with her white-gloved hands, clutches a small ornate vase-like ornament, and at one point twists her fingers near her face and grimaces with eyes squeezed shut. Marge's expression shifts from a tight, nervous grin to talking with her mouth open, then to a pained, frantic gesture with both hands raised, while Patty watches with a sardonic, half-lidded look. On-screen credits read 'Story By Thomas Chastain and Sam Simon, Teleplay By Jon Vitti' over the opening scene. > Now, now, he's an ex-convict. He's paid his debt to society. > And how come you're not using the good silverware? > I'm just not. > That's them. > Now, remember, everyone, be understanding and forgiving for the sake of family unity. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/134301.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/139514 ## 2:25–2:36 In a pink living room, Homer holds baby Maggie while seated on a red sofa beside Bart and Lisa, as Marge in an orange dress and white gloves gestures toward Selma, who wears a black dress and has grey-violet hair. Bart leaps up off the sofa, and later a man in a tan trench coat and brown fedora tips his hat beside Selma in a green coat and orange beads against a purple arched backdrop. Lisa and Bart then scream with open mouths beside Marge, who pulls them into her orange dress as they stare wide-eyed near a pink door. > Everyone, I'd like you to meet. > Ah! Say too bad! > What the... Selma, dear, I'm afraid the children's reaction is quite understandable. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/146813.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/151401 ## 2:36–2:47 Sideshow Bob, with a huge spiky red mane and a grey overcoat, stands in the pink living room holding a hat and grinning, while Marge in her tall blue beehive and orange dress, one of her grey-violet-haired sisters in a black dress, Homer holding baby Maggie, and Lisa in a pink dress gather nearby. Bart, in a green jacket and red tie, scowls and glares at Bob, then his mouth opens slightly as Lisa watches beside him. The family stays crowded together, with a green rug on the floor and a framed painting on the wall behind them. > You see, Bart here is the shamus in short pants who sent me to prison. > That's right, Aunt Selma. > Your new boyfriend here framed Krusty the Clown for armed robbery. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/157866.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/162245 ## 2:47–2:56 Homer in a dark suit and purple tie, Bart in a green jacket and orange tie, Marge with her tall blue beehive, Lisa, Maggie, Sideshow Bob with his huge spiky red mane, and one of Marge's grey-violet-haired twin sisters gather around a dining table in a pink room with a checked floor. Homer and Bart sit together over plates of meatballs and greens, and Homer grins as he raises a knife and fork toward Bart, who is seated beside him with a drink in front of him. Homer then points the knife menacingly at Bart's face while Bart looks up at it with wide eyes. > Gee, if some snot-nosed little kid sent me to prison, the first thing out, > I'd find out where he lives and tear him a new belly button! > Urgh! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/168710.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/172047 ## 2:56–3:07 Bart, the boy with spiky hair in a teal jacket and orange tie, sits at a table against a pink wall, first staring wide-eyed and then grimacing and gripping his chin as an unseen arm in a dark sleeve brings a knife up to rest on top of his head. Beside him, Sideshow Bob, with his huge mane of spiky red hair, brown jacket and green sweater, gestures with one hand and then raises two fingers while Bart looks on uneasily. The knife, table, chairs and pink and red walls remain in place throughout. > Nosey snitch. > Ah, Mr. Simpson, you're forgetting the first two noble truths of the Buddha. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/177678.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/182057 ## 3:07–3:15 Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in a green jacket and orange tie, sits at a restaurant table beside Sideshow Bob, who has a huge mane of spiky red hair, a brown jacket over a green sweater, and a blue tie. Bob raises a glass of red wine in his right hand while talking and gesturing, and his mouth opens and closes as he speaks. Bart watches him with wide eyes, his expression wary. On the table sit plates with a meal, a glass of milk, and a fork, and a framed colorful painting hangs on the pink wall behind them. > I am not. Yes, you are. > One, existence is suffering. > Two, the cause of suffering is desire. > In this case, my desire to do high-quality children's programming. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/188730.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/191441 ## 3:15–3:25 Sideshow Bob, with his huge spiky red mane, sits in a brown jacket and holds up a glass of red wine beside a purple dresser. He then appears among littered Krusty Burgers boxes, a shake cup and a red food tray on grass, and a close-up shows a black shoe with a chain around the ankle stepping on a pink Krusty box. Finally he stands outdoors under a bright sun near utility poles and power lines, lifting a pink item to his mouth while wearing a blue shirt and orange suspenders. > When prison put an end to that dream, > I became a seething cauldron of rage and recrimination. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/196238.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/200409 ## 3:25–3:35 Sideshow Bob, with his huge spiky red mane, works among a line of orange-vested convicts digging a trench beside a barbed-wire fence while armed guards in brown hats stand watch, and a guard in the foreground aims a rifle. The view then shifts to a giant pair of purple-trousered legs striding along a road toward a parked car, with a giant yellow hand and a wheel swinging into view, before a close-up of Krusty the clown grinning with green hair and a big red nose. Finally the scene pulls back to Sideshow Bob's red hair in the foreground as a yellow bus approaches down a long road lined with telephone poles. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/206665.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/210627 ## 3:35–3:46 Krusty the Clown's white limousine with a Krusty face emblem and KRUSTY9 plate drives down a desert road past utility poles, then inside the car Krusty grins with a bow tie beside a blonde woman in a red dress while a brown bear with a red hat reaches up toward a light fixture. Sideshow Bob, with his huge spiky red mane and a stubbly brown-smeared moustache, stands glaring and gesturing with his hands out while brown goo drips from his hair, then he holds up a pie with a bite-shaped crust, and finally he is shown adjusting a black bow tie at his collar in a blue shirt. The scene moves from the car on the road to the interior, then to Bob's pie-covered outburst and his final close-up adjusting the bow tie. > When I was nominated for Best Supporting Performer in a Children's Program at the Daytime > Emmy Awards, my bitterness ruined what should have been the greatest night of my life. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/216883.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/221471 ## 3:46–3:58 Krusty the Clown walks down a red carpet toward a podium on a stage beneath a large golden Emmy statue, with rows of audience members in red seats below. At the podium, Krusty, with his green hair and bow tie, stands between two microphones and speaks to the crowd. Marge, in her pink dress with a tall blue beehive, sits among the audience with a grimacing man in a blue military uniform and plumed hat, a clown-like figure in a red polka-dot skirt, and a cat in a striped outfit and orange sombrero, who grins and waves. > And the nominees are Droopy Drawers, Colonel Coward, Pepito, > the biggest cat in the whole wide world, Sideshow Bob, and Suck Up the Vacuum. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/227936.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/232733 ## 3:58–4:02 Sideshow Bob, with a huge mane of spiky red hair and a dark bow tie, sits behind bars in a prison setting, reading from a sheet of paper while the caption Live From Springfield Penitentiary is shown across the bottom. Then the scene changes to two animated vacuum-cleaner-like characters with googly eyes and a light-bulb head, one with a star and other shapes on its body, moving together across a floor in front of a dark polka-dot curtain, with the caption Now Filming A Movie In Spain below them. Across the frames the vacuum characters edge slightly forward while the caption stays fixed in place. > And the Emmy goes to... I don't believe this. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/239614.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/240657 ## 4:02–4:16 Krusty the Clown, with green hair, a big red nose and a lavender bow tie, stands center stage before five framed inset pictures of a glamorous crowd, a grey rat-like creature, a figure in a wide-brimmed hat, and a jailed man, his eyes narrowing and his mouth souring. Sideshow Bob, with a huge mane of spiky red hair and a blue bow tie, sits behind vertical bars in a cell, holding a gold Emmy statuette on its base. He lifts the statuette to study it, then lowers his head with eyes half closed and sets it in his lap. > Sideshow Bob. > This is one more Emmy than you'll ever win, you bantering jack-in-the-box. > Just don't drop that thing in the shower, Bob. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/243785.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/249624 ## 4:16–4:26 Krusty the Clown stands at a black podium between two microphones in a tuxedo with a blue bow tie, his green hair and red nose prominent. Later, Sideshow Bob, with his huge spiky red mane and blue shirt with bow tie, holds a golden trophy in a barred cell, then Chief Wiggum, the fat police chief in a blue cap and uniform, pins him down on a bed by the face while a bespectacled man in a white coat readies a syringe. The sequence ends with Wiggum still holding Bob down on the bed as the man in white watches, the purple-striped cell walls and bars behind them. > No talent, shill. Second banana. Banderer! > Stop it! > I can't... Release me! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/257758.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/261511 ## 4:26–4:35 Krusty the Clown stands behind a black podium between two microphones in a tuxedo with a blue bow tie, grinning and widening his eyes as he speaks, against a red and purple backdrop. The scene dissolves into a dining room where Homer sits at the head of a table with a plate, and Bart, Sideshow Bob with his huge spiky red mane, and Marge with her tall blue beehive sit around it, while Lisa sits at the left and Maggie in a red high chair at the bottom. Sideshow Bob gestures with his hands as he talks, and the table holds plates, water glasses, a wine glass, and a green bowl, while Selma with grey-violet hair sits at the right, with a faint overlay of Krusty still visible. > Now for the highlight of the evening. > Best film to video transfer. > Do you know what prison is like for a lifelong conservative Republican? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/267559.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/271104 ## 4:35–4:45 Chief Wiggum, the fat police chief in a blue cap, stands guard in a prison cell block while a man in grey-blue prison clothes is held beside him, then several inmates crowd into a narrow SUPPLY closet lined with bottles as a dark-haired guard in a cap walks toward its open door. Over the sequence the inmates keep leaning in and looking around, one holding a green book, until Sideshow Bob, with his huge spiky red mane, stands among prisoners in blue shirts beside a man resting his chin on his hand and a bulky man at the right edge, all looking on sullenly. > In our overcrowded cell, we became little more than beasts. > Who used my chapstick? > Oh, I did. Here you go. I don't want it. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/276735.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/280489 ## 4:45–4:55 Sideshow Bob, with a huge mane of spiky red hair and a blue shirt, takes a small white pill from a blue vial held out by an unseen yellow hand, then leans over a keypad on a grey machine and types. A blue Springfield license plate reading "RIP BART" sits in the machine's slot, and Bob, now grinning widely behind a counter stacked with crates, looks sideways with a sly expression. Close-up plates then appear in the slot, first reading "DIE BART" and then "BART DOA", with the keypad's letters visible below. > My only joy came with plotting a horrible revenge Against the boy who put me there Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/286745.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/290707 ## 4:55–5:06 Sideshow Bob, with his huge mane of spiky red hair, and Bart, in a green jacket and red tie, sit across a dinner table set with a steak and peas and a glass of milk. Bob grins and fidgets with his lapels, then leans across the table and grabs Bart's collar while Bart leans back in his chair, and a license plate reading "IH8 BART" with "Springfield" appears at the start of the sequence. > Hi, > caramba But if I wanted to kill you I'd have choked you like a chicken As soon as I walked > in that door But then what kind of a guest would I have been? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/296963.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/301343 ## 5:06–5:19 Sideshow Bob, with his huge spiky red mane, and Bart sit at a pink dining table under a colorful painting, with Bob gesturing with open hands and plates of food and a glass of milk before them. The scene then cuts to a wider dinner table where Homer, Marge, Lisa, Maggie and a grey-violet-haired woman eat while Bart and Bob look on. The moment ends in a cramped prison cell with bunk beds, where a uniformed guard with a cap stands in the aisle, a bald inmate reads a book, and Bob, holding a stringed instrument, sits on an upper bunk as other men lie on the floor. > Now where was I? > Ah, yes My lowest end > You can't take my Emmy. > Hey, you know the rules. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/307599.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/313230 ## 5:19–5:30 Sideshow Bob, with his huge spiky red mane, grips a black bar and grimaces in a cell while Chief Wiggum, in his blue cap and uniform, holds up a golden statuette in a barred area, with a brown-haired man in a blue shirt leaning his chin on his hand behind him. The scene then moves to the dining room, where Sideshow Bob in a suit gestures with open hands across a table, where Homer, Bart, Patty, Selma, Marge, Lisa and Maggie sit among plates, a wine glass and a green bowl. > Awards for excellence in entertainment are contraband. > No Emmys, no Oscars, not even a Golden Globe. > But Kismet can be kind as well as cruel. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/320737.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/324908 ## 5:30–5:40 Sideshow Bob, with his huge mane of spiky red hair and a grey-blue shirt, lies in a purple bed against a white pillow, holding a folded letter and reading it with a sullen expression. He opens the paper and keeps studying it while the letter fills the screen, its handwritten text reading "Dear No 24601," followed by "I need a man and I cannot find one among the law-abiding." The handwriting is in dark ink on white paper with a purple background behind it. > I received an answer to my letter from the prison pen pal program. > Dear number 24601, I need a man, > and I cannot find one among the law-abiding. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/331164.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/335126 ## 5:40–5:52 Sideshow Bob, with his huge mane of spiky red hair, lies on the top bunk of a prison cell reading a letter with his feet dangling, while below him a small dark-haired man reads a small red book beside a bald, heavy man in a grey uniform, and a red-haired man in a blue shirt stands in the left foreground. Bob lowers the letter and holds up a blank card and an envelope, then a framed photo appears showing Patty and Selma, grey-violet-haired twins, pedaling a red tandem bike past a brick wall, held up by a large yellow hand at the right edge. The cell has purple-striped walls, a metal bunk frame, and peeling paint. > I have a steady job and a lucrative hobby filing nuisance lawsuits. > I share an apartment with my twin sister. > Enclosed is a photo of us on a tandem bike. > I forget which one I am. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/341174.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/346179 ## 5:52–6:04 Sideshow Bob, with his huge mane of spiky red hair and a grey-blue shirt, first appears in close-up holding a folded letter, then leans on a ledge in front of barred windows. The scene shifts to Selma, with grey-violet hair and a cigarette, soaking in a pink-tiled bathtub while she reads the folded letter, eyes half-closed and two yellow rubber-like shapes floating beside her. The final frame shows the empty tub and pink-tiled corner, with a small red light glowing on the blue floor. > Dear Selma, > your latest letter set off a riot in the maximum security wing of my heart. > Like the lone crocus that pokes through the prison yard, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/353270.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/358066 ## 6:04–6:11 Sideshow Bob, with his huge mane of spiky red hair, sits hunched on a low ledge with his chin resting on his hands beside a single purple crocus in bare brown dirt, and a small white object lies on the ground. A large brown-shoed foot in a blue trouser leg steps down onto the flower, crushing its petals and scattering green leaves as Bob watches from the ledge. Bob and Selma, with grey-violet curly hair, then sit at a counter with their chins propped on their hands, Selma smiling dreamily at him, while a woman with auburn hair in a pink jacket and a man with a pointed head sit nearby and the woman mouths words and gestures. > our love bloomed despite all obstacles. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/365156.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/367868 ## 6:11–6:23 Sideshow Bob, with his huge mane of spiky red hair, and Selma, with her purple-violet curls, face each other through a visiting-room window with an intercom grille between them. Selma rests her chin on her hands and smiles, then talks and gestures while Bob leans in, and he moves to kiss her cheek with his arms spread wide while she turns her head away. The scene then cuts to a prison dining hall with a 'HAPPY HOLIDAYS' banner and string lights, where Bob, wearing a chef's hat and pink bow tie, stands at the head of a long green table beside a bald, heavy man in a blue uniform and carves a roast turkey for seated inmates. > Selma, may I? > On the cheek. > Inspired by the love of a good woman, > I resolved to be the best darn inmate number 24601 I could be. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/372664.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/377669 ## 6:23–6:33 Sideshow Bob, with his huge mane of spiky red hair and a blue shirt, plays a violin outside a chain-link fence topped with barbed wire, beside a sign reading "Conjugal Visit Trailers" and two yellow trailers. He then turns into a trailer, where an open brown suitcase holds a red cloth and three hairbrushes, and two photos are pinned to the wall. Finally he holds up a photo of a woman with a purple afro, sunglasses and pink beads standing in front of a large stone Moai statue. > I bade farewell to my cellmates and left with a woman I loved. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/384968.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/388513 ## 6:33–6:41 Sideshow Bob, with his huge spiky red hair and brown suit, embraces and clasps the arms of a shaggy-haired inmate in a blue shirt with a green snake tattoo on his arm, and the two lean in close before the inmate wraps his arms around Bob and closes his eyes. A bald, stubbly man in a blue shirt stands at the left edge, and in the background a uniformed guard in a cap and a lavender-haired woman in a blue dress watch beside a chain-link fence topped with barbed wire under a blue sky. The scene moves from the embrace to the tight hug as the inmate holds Bob, with a snake-tattoo arm visible in the foreground. > Cutter. > Ice pick. > Snake, I'm going to miss you most of all. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/394352.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/397272 ## 6:41–6:49 Sideshow Bob, with a huge mane of spiky red hair and a brown suit, leans toward Selma, whose grey-violet hair and orange bead necklace stand out, and they hold hands across a restaurant table while Patty sits at the left edge and Marge's tall blue beehive shows at the right. Later, Homer in a purple suit smiles at the table beside Lisa in her pink dress and Bart in a green jacket, who looks off to the side, while Lisa reaches toward her plate. A wine glass, bowls, plates and a small open box sit on the table. > Aww. > What a beautiful story, Sideshow Bob. > You're living proof that our revolving door prison system works. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/402277.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/405196 ## 6:49–7:00 Marge, with her tall blue beehive, sits at a dinner table with her hands propped on her cheeks, grinning with her eyes shut while Maggie, in a blue outfit with a pacifier and blue bow, looks up at her. Marge's face then goes wide-eyed and open-mouthed, and the scene turns to Selma, her grey-violet-haired sister in a black top and beaded necklace, who sits at the table with a fork and a steak on a plate. Selma then smokes a cigarette and raises a small object near a glass of red wine while Maggie watches beside her. > Selma, I've never seen you so happy, giggling like a schoolgirl. > I've got to admit it, Selma. He's a once-in-a-lifetime catch. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/410201.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/414581 ## 7:00–7:10 Bart Simpson in a teal suit and orange tie sits at a dining table with Sideshow Bob, who has a huge mane of spiky red hair and wears a brown jacket over a green vest. The family gathers around the table in a pink dining room with a purple sideboard, where Homer in a purple suit, Marge with her tall blue beehive, Lisa, Maggie, and a woman with grey-violet hair eat dinner. Bart glares and clenches his hands, then throws his hands up in exasperation and protests loudly while Bob looks on with heavy-lidded disdain. > Yes, I hope the police are saying that as well. > I can't believe you guys. This man framed Krusty the Clown. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/421254.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/425216 ## 7:10–7:21 Sideshow Bob, with his tangled red hair and hooked nose, and Bart, in a teal jacket and pink tie, sit at a restaurant table with pink walls and a framed painting behind them. Bob leans in toward Bart, then sits with his hands clasped while Bart stares wide-eyed at a plate holding a small steak. Bob gestures toward the plate, then reaches across to tap the nose of Selma, who has grey-violet hair, a black collar and an orange necklace, and is holding a cigarette beside a glass of red wine on the table. > Bart! > Indeed I did. And I'd like to thank you for catching me, Bart. > You seized the wheel of my slow boat to hell and pointed it straight towards the sunny > shores of Selma. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/431473.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/435852 ## 7:21–7:33 Sideshow Bob, with a mane of spiky red hair, a brown suit and a green sweater, and Selma, with grey-violet hair, an orange necklace and a cigarette, sit together at a table in a pink room with a framed painting and a plate of food. Bob grins and gestures with his hand while Selma watches with half-lidded eyes, then she closes her eyes and leans toward him with her mouth open as he leans in. In the final moment Bob sits back with a hand near his chin, looking uneasy and glancing to the side. > Hear, hear. > Selma, would you mind if I did something bold and shocking in front of your family? > All right, but no tongues. > Although kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray. > That's not what I had in mind. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/442317.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/447322 ## 7:33–7:43 Sideshow Bob, with his huge mane of spiky red hair and brown jacket, sits at a pink-walled table beside Selma, who has grey-violet hair and wears a purple dress with a black collar and orange necklace. Bob clasps his hands near his mouth, then reaches toward Selma's hand while she sits back and smiles, and in a separate scene Bart in an orange tie and teal jacket points angrily across a table with a plate of food beside a tipped-over orange chair. The scene ends with Bob and Selma's hands clasped together as they face each other closely. > Selma, will you marry me? > Don't be fooling, Selma. That man is scum. > Then call me Mrs. > Scum. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/454621.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/458792 ## 7:43–7:56 A spiky-haired boy in a teal jacket and tie, with wide eyes and an open mouth, appears against a bright pink wall beside a light switch, and the screen then fades to black. The pink neon sign of two sumo wrestlers above a sign reading 'the Happy Sumo' is shown at the entrance of the building. Sideshow Bob, with a huge mane of spiky red hair and a green vest over a white shirt, sings into a microphone in front of a sparkly grey backdrop, and Selma, with grey-violet hair, red earrings and a red necklace, leans in beside him, sharing the microphone and pinching his cheek. > I know I stand in line until I think you have the time to spend an evening > with me. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/465048.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/470261 ## 7:56–8:08 Sideshow Bob, with a huge mane of spiky red hair, and Selma, with grey-violet hair, a blue dress and red earrings, stand on a lounge stage holding microphones while seated diners at purple chairs and round tables watch them. They lean in close, smiling and singing together, then the scene moves outdoors where the pair ride in a small white boat past a fenced plant with cooling towers, and a purple pipe on the bank spills green liquid into the river. Selma shelters under a white umbrella while Bob stands at the back of the boat with one hand on his hip. > And if we go someplace to dance, > I know that there's a chance you won't be leaving with me. > Then afterwards we drop into a quiet little place and have a drink Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/477769.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/482774 ## 8:08–8:16 A woman in a blue dress with orange beads and a thin man in a green shirt and blue trousers sit side by side under green hooded hair dryers in a salon, each reading a book, and the woman glances over at him. The scene then moves to a sunny beach beside turquoise water, where a woman with grey-violet hair in a pink swimsuit and Sideshow Bob, with his huge mane of spiky red hair and green swim trunks, walk barefoot along the pale sand, leaving footprints behind them. Palm fronds, purple flowers and green plants frame the right edge of the beach. > or two > And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like I love Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/490073.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/492784 ## 8:16–8:25 Selma Bouvier, with her big grey-violet hair and blue dress, and Sideshow Bob, with his huge spiky red mane, green vest and purple trousers, first run hand in hand through a field of daisies while a blond woman in a yellow dress and Bob's shoes trail behind them. They then stop on the grassy hill and stand close together, and later stand before a sparkly tiled wall, where Bob holds a black microphone and speaks while Selma looks sideways at him. > you Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/497789.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/500917 ## 8:25–8:34 Selma Bouvier, with her purple hair and blue dress, reclines on a brown couch in a living room with a pyramid-based lamp and a window nearby. She first lies back with her eyes closed and then tilts her head back, while a man with spiky red hair, a green shirt and blue pants kneels beside her and holds her raised foot. He smiles as he works on her foot with a purple sponge-like pad, and Selma lifts her leg and arm in the air while he holds on. > Could you promise my corns for me? > Avec plaisir A, G, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/506131.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/509884 ## 8:34–8:46 Selma, with grey-violet hair and a red necklace, holds a pointer toward the eye chart at Window 6 Vision Testing while Homer, bald in a white shirt, leans on the counter beside a heart-shaped box of chocolates. The pointer moves from the big E down to the FP line as Homer watches, then Selma grins across the counter at Mr. Burns, the frail, stooped old man with a hooked nose and wire-rimmed glasses who leans forward with his hands on the counter. > Q, 7. > Close enough. > May you drive safely and find true love. > We now return to the 27th annual Krusty the Clown telethon for motion sickness. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/515932.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/520520 ## 8:46–8:51 Homer, Marge, Lisa and Bart sit in blue and pink pajamas in a dim living room, with Santa's Little Helper lying on the rug and Snowball II perched on the armrest, all watching a television. The TV shows Krusty the Clown in a tuxedo and green hair walking slowly across a stage under a 'Krusty's Telethon' sign, with a silhouetted audience in the foreground. Krusty continues to stroll toward the left side of the stage while a small figure walks beside him. > Timpani! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/527193.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/529070 ## 8:51–9:03 Krusty the Clown, with green hair, a red nose and a dark suit with a blue-and-white tie, stands on a stage holding a microphone, gesturing and smiling at the camera, then tilting his head and raising a gloved hand to his face. Behind him are a red curtain, a board of dollar signs and numbers such as 382, and large yellow letters spelling part of 'TELETHON'. In the final moment, rows of formally dressed audience members watch from blue seats, with Bart's spiky hair visible among them. > Woo-hoo! > I love you people! > I love my kids! > Poor little guys. So tragic. > So nauseous. You should see the bus they came to the studio in. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/533033.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/537620 ## 9:03–9:15 Krusty the Clown, with green hair, red nose and a dark suit, stands before a game-show backdrop of red curtains, a pink marquee and a dollar-sign prize display reading 3, 8, 2, and the word TELEVISION partly visible. He grimaces while holding a microphone, then smiles with eyes closed and grips the mic in both hands. He throws his head back with his mouth wide open and his arms spread, and then turns away from the camera with the microphone held out to his side as the board's numbers change. > What's next? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/544294.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/549090 ## 9:15–9:27 Krusty the Clown, with green hair and a dark jacket over a red sash, stands before a tally board showing a dollar sign and digits on a Krusty's Telethon set, first pointing, then gripping a microphone, scowling, grinning, and raising a finger while he speaks. In the final moment, Krusty stands on stage under the 'Krusty's Telethon' sign as Mr. Burns, a frail, stooped old man in a dark suit, moves in from the left above a row of audience silhouettes. > Oh, yeah. > And now, a man who needs no introduction. > The chairman of the company. > You know who I'm talking about. Get out here, you coomba. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/556181.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/561186 ## 9:27–9:34 Krusty the Clown, with green hair and a red nose, and an elderly white-haired man in a navy tuxedo and bow tie stand together on the stage of Krusty's Television, each holding a microphone while the older man leans in with an arm around Krusty's shoulder. Beneath the glowing 'KRUSTY'S' sign and the marquee reading 'TELEVISION', the pair stays center stage in front of a silhouetted audience. Sideshow Bob, with a huge mane of spiky red hair and a black suit, walks in from the left and approaches them. > Crusty, there's an old friend backstage who wants to say hello. > Huh? What? > I can't believe it. Oh, they've been shooting for years. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/568276.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/570987 ## 9:34–9:48 Troy McClure, an actor with swept-back reddish hair in a tuxedo, and Krusty the Clown, with green hair, a red nose and a dark suit with a red sash, stand on a stage with red curtains and a glowing TELETHON marquee and counter behind them, while a grey-haired man in a dark suit stands between them at first. Both hold microphones as they talk, and Troy gestures with an open hand before Krusty pulls him into a tight hug. They then stand facing each other, Troy's hand on Krusty's arm and Krusty's mouth open as if speaking, with the marquee numbers changing behind them. > Come here, you. > Oh, you old clown. > Oh, I missed you. > This guy is a national treasure. That jerk I got to replace you, > he isn't fit to hold your slide whistle. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/575992.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/581623 ## 9:48–9:57 Krusty the Clown, with green hair and a red nose, stands in a black tuxedo with a microphone and leans toward Troy McClure, a man in a black tuxedo with swept-back reddish hair, who also holds a microphone. Set against an orange backdrop with a gaudy pink-and-blue marquee showing the number 3853 and the word TELETHON in large letters across the bottom of a TV screen, the pair face each other as Krusty smiles and Troy's expression shifts from a sideways glance to a sheepish, downcast look. A small lamp-like ornament with a blue shade sits behind them. > All I can be is myself. > Crusty, can you ever forgive me for framing you and putting you in jail? > Hey, if they ever open the books on this telethon, I'm right back in there. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/589339.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/593093 ## 9:57–10:11 Bart, Homer, Marge and Lisa stand close together in a dim room, watching a television, with Bart glaring and then turning to face the others while Lisa looks on. On the TV screen, Krusty the clown, in a black tuxedo with a red cummerbund and green hair, grips the shoulder of Sideshow Bob, who has a huge mane of spiky red hair and wears a tuxedo with polka-dot shorts, as Bob holds a microphone. Krusty then lifts his leg and kicks Bob, who stumbles backward, and the TV sign behind them reads 'TELETHON' with a dollar amount display. > That sideshow Bob is a no-good showbiz phony. > Come on, Bart. If Krusty can find it in his heart to forgive him, surely you can, too. > Oh, Krusty, I can't tell you how much I missed this. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/598932.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/604771 ## 10:11–10:21 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, sits at a kitchen table writing on a notepad with a pencil, while Patty, Marge's grey-violet-haired twin sister, smokes a cigarette beside her, and Homer, in a white shirt, leans over the counter in the kitchen. The scene begins with an exterior view of the Simpsons' two-story brown and cream house with its arched windows, attached garage, and blue mailbox at the curb. Marge keeps writing and speaks, then Homer turns toward the kitchen counter, with a ketchup bottle, a box, and a dish towel on the counter, and a notepad and calendar on the wall behind him. > Now, about your wedding dress. > I'm not sure how to put this... White! > White? > And what would you like for appetizers? Ooh, appetizers. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/612904.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/616866 ## 10:21–10:25 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, sits at a blue table in a green dress, writing on a notepad with a pencil while glancing sideways. Beside her, a man with curly auburn hair, a long nose and an olive-green shirt leans in close to the foreground, his half-lidded eyes and smirk shifting as he talks with his mouth opening and closing. The kitchen behind them has a white ceramic chicken on a shelf, green books, an orange cabinet and a checkered floor. > Well, Homer, you seem to be a trencherman. > What should we serve? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/622914.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/623540 ## 10:25–10:32 Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, stands beside Sideshow Bob, who has a huge mane of spiky red hair and wears a green shirt, in a pink-walled room with a clipboard and an orange wall phone. Homer talks animatedly, clenching his fists, then gestures with his hands open, and finally grins with his teeth showing while pressing his fists together. Sideshow Bob stays beside him, unmoving and looking sideways, with a brown X-shaped object near his face. > Well, you can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. > They taste as good as they look, and they come in this delicious red sauce. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/626251.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/628962 ## 10:32–10:40 Homer Simpson, bald and heavy in a white shirt and blue pants, stands in a pink hallway beside a wall telephone and a notice clipped to the wall, facing Sideshow Bob, who has a huge mane of spiky red hair and wears a green shirt. Homer raises a finger, then spreads his arms and gestures toward Bob, leaning in with his mouth open as he talks while Bob, with narrowed eyes, stands beside him next to a pink arched doorway with a brown door. Homer's arm sweeps across Bob's chest, and in the final moment Bob remains in the foreground, his mouth open as he speaks, while Homer's yellow arm is visible at the right edge. > It looks like ketchup. It tastes like ketchup. > But, brother, it ain't ketchup. > Well, Selma, he makes a good case. Get whatever you want. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/633758.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/636261 ## 10:40–10:45 Patty and Selma, Marge's twin sisters with grey-violet hair, sit at a kitchen table holding mugs, with cigarettes and an ashtray in front of them while smoke drifts up, and Selma sips from her mug and speaks as Patty looks on. Later, a man with reddish curly hair rests his hand on his chin beside a green cabinet, then extends an open hand toward Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, who looks up at him. > It all tastes like Styrofoam to me. > Selma, dear, I'm confused. > Well, when I was a kid, we were playing with bottle rockets, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/641057.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/642934 ## 10:45–10:58 Patty and Selma, Marge's twin sisters with grey-violet hair, sit at a blue table in a kitchen, each holding a mug and a cigarette while smoke curls upward, with an ashtray of butts in front of them. Selma, in a blue tank top and orange beads, talks with her mouth open and then grimaces, while Patty in a purple top and teal beads stares sideways. Afterward Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red beads, sits at the table in a green dress writing on a sheet of paper, with a jar on a shelf and a rooster figurine nearby. > and one shot straight up my nose. I permanently lost my sense of taste and smell. > Okay, we've got cocktail weenies and Swedish meatballs. > Selma, this wedding is spinning out of control. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/646896.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/652318 ## 10:58–11:08 A man with curly reddish-brown hair, a long narrow face and a green shirt stands beside a wall calendar with a small bird picture, his eyes shifting sideways and his mouth tight over his teeth, while a partly visible figure appears at the bottom edge. He keeps glancing and grimacing before Selma, with grey-violet hair, red earrings and a red necklace, leans in from the left, mouth open as she talks, a lit cigarette in her hand and smoke drifting toward him. The pink and purple striped wallpaper and the wall calendar fill the background. > Can we really afford it? > I've already run through eight of the ten dollars they gave me when I left prison. > Hey, relax. > I told you I got money. I bought stock in a mace company just before society crumbled. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/659826.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/663788 ## 11:08–11:21 Bart sits at a kitchen counter sipping a soda through a straw while one of Marge's twin sisters, Patty or Selma, with grey-violet hair, orange beads and a blue top, holds a pink mug and talks. A man with curly reddish hair and a green shirt leans on the counter beside them, first speaking with an open mouth, then smiling and resting his hand on the counter, with Marge and another grey-haired woman looking on from the background. A wisp of steam rises near a hanging lamp, and a pink arched doorway with an X-shaped pattern stands behind them. > Selma, that's wonderful. > I just hope people don't think I'm marrying you for your money instead of your less > tangible qualities. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/669836.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/675049 ## 11:21–11:26 Bart Simpson, a boy with spiky yellow hair in an orange shirt, sips through a white straw from a green cup in a room with a painting of a red house on a blue and green background, his wide eyes glancing sideways. The scene then cuts to a horse-drawn carriage on a curved road under a full yellow moon and a starry sky, carrying Sideshow Bob, with his huge spiky red mane, beside a woman with grey-violet hair in an orange outfit, while a coachman in a top hat drives the brown horses. The carriage rolls past a lamppost as the couple sits side by side. > Tomorrow will be Mr. and Mrs. Bob Terwilliger. > Isn't it grand? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/682348.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/683808 ## 11:26–11:35 Selma, the woman with grey-violet hair in a green jacket and red earrings, and Sideshow Bob, the man with a huge mane of spiky red hair, sit close together on a blue and red couch at night against a dark green background. They hold hands, Selma chews something and then closes her eyes as they lean in and kiss, and she pulls back looking startled, raising one hand while Bob glances at the watch on his wrist. A lit street lamp stands at the right edge of the scene. > Hey, Bob, give some of that honey this way. > Holy free holies! We've got ten minutes to MacGyver. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/687562.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/691107 ## 11:35–11:47 Selma, with purple hair and a green coat, sits beside Sideshow Bob, whose spiky red hair fills the top of the screen, and she gestures while speaking. She then holds up a five-dollar bill with the word FIVE printed on it, while a grinning man in a top hat and bow tie holds more cash and a cane. Later, in a living room with a green couch, a TV, an ashtray and a lamp, Selma in a blue tank top points toward the TV while Patty, in a purple outfit with aqua jewelry, sits with her arms crossed and a sour look on her face. > Driver, here's a fin. Get me home and don't spare the whip. > Whatever you say, Mom. > What did I miss? > MacGyver was wearing a tank top. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/696738.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/701326 ## 11:47–11:54 Selma, with purple hair and a blue dress, and her twin sister Patty, in a purple dress, are in a living room with Troy McClure, who has swept-back reddish hair and wears a green shirt and blue pants. At first Selma stands by a green couch, then sits and folds her arms while Troy gestures with open hands in front of an armchair, and she later grins and sits with arms crossed. In the final stretch the twins sit side by side on the couch while Troy slouches in the armchair with his hand on his face, with a floor lamp, a coffee table holding a small bottle and papers, and a pink landscape painting on the wall. > Dang. > Why, Selma, I thought I was the only man in your life. > Sit down and shut up. > Thank you, Senor MacGyver. You've saved our village. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/708208.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/710919 ## 11:54–12:04 Sideshow Bob, with his huge mane of spiky red hair, sits crossed-legged in a brown armchair in a green shirt and blue pants, first resting his head on his hand and then tapping his temple and resting his chin on his hand. Beside him, Patty and Selma, the grey-violet-haired twins, sit on a couch in a living room, smoking cigarettes with smoke curling up around them. Bob blows out a puff of smoke as the sisters puff away, and by the end he is slouched in the chair with his chin on his hand while the twins keep smoking. > Don't thank me. > Thank the moon's gravitational pull. > That MacGyver's a genius. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/715715.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/719677 ## 12:04–12:18 Sideshow Bob, with a huge mane of spiky red hair, a green shirt and blue pants, sits in a purple armchair beside a green chair and a lamp with a blue-and-yellow shade, first with his eyes closed and mouth wide open, then with his hands pressed together and eyes half-lidded while he talks. Patty and Selma, the grey-violet-haired twins, stand near him in the cramped room, Patty in a blue dress with an orange necklace and Selma in a lavender top with a turquoise necklace, both holding lit cigarettes with smoke curling up past a wall rack of cone-shaped horns. Bob then crosses his legs with one black shoe dangling, rests his hands together, and finally leans back with his eyes closed and mouth open as the twins watch him. > First of all, he's not a genius. > He's an actor. > And second, he's not much of an actor. You're lying. > You're lying. > No, Selma. This is lying. > That was a well-plotted piece of non-Claptrap that never made me want to retch. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/725725.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/731773 ## 12:18–12:28 Patty and Selma, both with grey-violet hair, sit on a green sofa in a living room while one of them smokes a cigarette, and Sideshow Bob, with a huge spiky red mane, gestures with his hands from a brown armchair across the coffee table. The scene then shifts to a moonlit night view of a two-story house with glowing windows, a garage and a white picket fence. Marge, with her tall blue beehive, hugs Selma on a maroon couch while Bart in an orange shirt watches from the left edge, and Selma grimaces with her eyes shut as she clings to Marge. > He was so cruel. > The things he said, they're just not true. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/739697.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/743868 ## 12:28–12:36 Marge, with her tall blue beehive, hugs a woman with grey-violet hair and a blue top on a maroon couch in a pink room, the woman's face downcast and mouth open as she sits in the embrace. Marge's eyes shift and her expression tightens as she keeps holding on. Behind the couch, Bart in his orange shirt grins, leans back, and then lifts and waves one hand while a red lampshade and a round window glow in the background. > There, there. > Oh, well, I guess the wedding's off. Fiddle-dee-dee, tomorrow's another day. > Bart, stop that! No, he's right. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/750124.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/752627 ## 12:36–12:46 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green top, and her twin sister Selma, with grey-violet hair and a blue dress, sit close together on a dark red couch in the living room, Marge holding Selma in a tight hug. Selma grimaces with clenched teeth in a close-up while Marge stares ahead with narrowed eyes, and Bart sits beside them on the couch while Homer sits in an armchair in the foreground. The room has pink walls, a red table lamp, a small framed picture, and a figure peeking through the doorway at the top left. > We're a package. > Love me, love MacGyver. I guess the wedding's off. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/757423.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/761594 ## 12:46–12:58 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, stands beside her sister Selma, who has grey-violet hair, a blue dress and orange earrings and necklace, in a pink room with a maroon couch. A man with a big curly red mane and a green polo shirt and blue pants, unnamed since his look doesn't match a regular, gestures with open hands while talking to them, then clasps his hands to his head and looks worried. Selma fidgets with her dress and then purses her mouth in exasperation, and the man finally slumps into a maroon armchair, arms spread wide, as a red lamp and a picture hang on the pink wall behind him. > Selma, I don't know what to say. Just tell me you like MacGyver. > Very well, I... > I... > I can't do it! Even that car chase seemed tacked on! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/768059.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/772647 ## 12:58–13:08 Homer Simpson, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue trousers, is in a living room with Patty and Selma, the grey-violet-haired twin sisters, one with a tall red hairdo... > Oh, would you two knock it off? I hate all the programs Marge likes, but it's no big deal. > You know why? No. > Go on. Whenever Marge puts on one of her non-violent programs, I take a walk. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/779737.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/783700 ## 13:08–13:18 Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, stands in a pink living room with Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, seated beside him on a dark couch. Homer gestures with open hands and talks, then turns to Marge, the tall blue-beehived woman in a green dress and red bead necklace, who listens with a flat expression. Homer's gestures grow wider as he speaks, and in the final moment he grins and wraps one arm around Marge's shoulders while she leans toward him with a faint smile, Bart watching nearby. A framed picture of Lisa hangs on the wall behind them, along with a red lamp and a green plant. > I go to a bar, I pound a few, then I stumble home in the mood for love. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/789747.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/793710 ## 13:18–13:30 Selma, the purple-haired woman in a blue dress and orange beads, and Sideshow Bob, a man with a huge mane of spiky red hair in a green shirt and blue pants, sit together on a brown couch in a pink living room. Bob grins uneasily and reaches toward her while she speaks, then Selma throws her arms around him in a tight hug as he leans in with his eyes shut. In the final moment, Bart, in an orange shirt, frowns and glances sideways in front of a red lamp and a brown couch. > Very well, Selma. > Whenever you watch MacGyver, > I'll take a vigorous constitutional and return more in love with you than ever. > Oh, Bob. > Bart no like. Bad medicine. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/799966.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/804762 ## 13:30–13:44 Lisa Simpson, in a pink dress with her spiky hair, and Bart Simpson, in a teal jacket, red tie and blue shoes, sit side by side on a wooden pew among a crowd, with a bearded man in a purple bow tie behind them. At the start, a figure in a striped purple suit and a woman in a lavender dress with long blonde hair stand near the pew, then Lisa sits fidgeting with her hands clasped, glances sideways, and turns to gesture toward Bart while he stares ahead with a flat expression. No on-screen text is visible. > I could have been a flower girl, but I wouldn't keep falling down either. > Hey, they chose Maggie, okay? > Yeah, well, if you want to go for cuteness instead of competence, fine. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/811853.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/817483 ## 13:44–13:54 Sideshow Bob, with his huge spiky red mane and grey suit, stands at a wooden altar with his back to the viewer while Selma, in a white wedding dress and veil with grey-violet hair, stands beside him as a man with black hair and a white robe reads from a book. The officiant speaks, then smiles broadly while the couple stands before a purple, flower-filled backdrop under a bright light. The scene then cuts to a close-up of Bart in a teal suit and pink tie, eyes wide and mouth pursed, before a hooded Grim Reaper with a green scythe appears beside Selma as the officiant keeps reading. > Do you, Bob, take Selma to have and to hold In sickness and in health, > till death do you part. > I do. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/825199.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/829370 ## 13:54–14:00 Bart, wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open in a teal jacket and pink tie, reacts in shock at the start, then the scene shifts to a dim party hall where Lisa in a pink dress dances with an old white-haired man in a grey suit, while a grey-violet-haired woman in a green dress dances nearby with a man in a tuxedo and a band plays behind them. Two men in dark bow ties, one with purple curly hair and one with messy brown hair, are handed pink drinks on a tray by a waiter with a bottle, and then each lifts a glass to drink as the bottle is tipped up. A round table with a bowl sits in the foreground throughout. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/835418.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/837503 ## 14:00–14:12 Homer, in a white shirt, bow tie and suspenders, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive and a black suit, stand at a party holding a tray of pink-and-green hors d'oeuvres while a red-haired waiter is seen behind them. The scene shifts to a crowd of black-suited waiters, with Homer in the middle covering his nose with his hand as the trays are shown around him. It then cuts to Selma, with grey-violet hair, teal earrings and a necklace, sitting at a table with a Duff beer can in front of her and a pink garland and bush behind her. > Hey, wiener boy, where do you think you're going? > I'm the only single girl left in the family. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/841883.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/846888 ## 14:12–14:25 Patty and Selma, Marge's twin sisters with grey-violet hair, stand at a wedding reception; in the first frame Selma in a white gown embraces a tuxedoed man with reddish swept-back hair while a pianist in a blue suit plays nearby. In the second frame the couple sways closer together as the man holds the woman's waist, and the musician and a drummer remain in the background. In the third frame Homer, in a white shirt and suspenders, pauses with his hands at his face beside a tray of hors d'oeuvres, while a waiter with a tray and Apu in a red jacket stand nearby and a policeman appears at the right edge. In the fourth frame Homer, now wearing a black bow tie, lifts a snack toward his mouth as the same waiter and tray stay in place. In the last frame Krusty the Clown, in a black tuxedo and red bow tie, holds a slice of cake at a table where Apu and a thin man in a white jacket sit with pink streamers stretched between them. Setting: a dim banquet hall with wood-paneled walls and tiled floor, with a pale wedding cake and a silver bowl on the table in the foreground. > Well, I guess it could be worse. > Oh, there's Krusty the Clown. > Krusty! Krusty, say something funny. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/853978.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/859192 ## 14:25–14:32 Krusty the Clown, with green hair and a red bow tie, sits at a white-tableclothed table in a black tuxedo jacket, holding a fork near a slice of layered cake with a cherry on a pink plate, and a pink drink in a stemmed glass sits beside it. He first gazes ahead with his hand at his face, then lifts the fork toward his mouth, pauses with a worried, perplexed expression, and rests his chin on his gloved hand while staying seated. In the final frame he looks wide-eyed with his mouth open and fingers pressed together near his chin. A red REC indicator is visible in the upper left corner of the scene. > Oh, gee, a joke. > Um... > Funny. > Okay, this guy walks into a bar and takes out a tiny piano and a 12-inch pianist. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/866491.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/868993 ## 14:32–14:39 Krusty the Clown, with green hair, a white face, red nose and red bow tie, sits at a round table in a black tuxedo jacket in a dim restaurant with brown curtains and a tiled floor. He gestures with open white-gloved hands, then raises a hand in an OK sign, pauses with a sour look while holding a fork, and next waves one hand broadly while grinning and touching his hair. In the final moment he lifts a gloved hand to his mouth and chews. A slice of layered cake with a cherry sits on a pink plate on the table, beside a stemmed glass of pink drink and a green-and-pink floral centerpiece, and a red REC indicator glows in the top-left corner throughout. > Oh, no, wait. I can't tell that one. > Dear friends, 41 years ago, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/873790.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/876292 ## 14:39–14:48 Sideshow Bob, with a huge mane of spiky red hair and a grey suit, holds a microphone and speaks at a table draped in white, while a woman with voluminous grey-violet hair and a white veil sits beside a green floral centerpiece, her expression sullen. A man with brown hair in a grey suit is seen from behind at the left edge, and a blue-haired woman in a pink dress stands at the right edge. Over the course of the moment Bob keeps talking, gestures toward the veil, and finally reaches out and touches its thin threads, while purple beads hang across the wood-paneled wall behind them. > God took 168 pounds of clay and he made me a woman. > And for this, I thank him. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/881089.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/884217 ## 14:48–14:56 Sideshow Bob, a man with a huge mane of spiky red hair in a grey suit and tie, and Selma, with grey-violet hair, a white wedding dress, a veil and a pearl necklace, sit together at a table with a purple flower bouquet in front of a wood-paneled wall decorated with purple streamers. Bob holds a black microphone toward Selma as he speaks, then leans in closer while she looks at him, and she later takes hold of the microphone with both hands, smiling and speaking into it. In the final moments Bob keeps hold of the microphone while Selma raises one gloved hand toward her veil, which drifts over her shoulder. > I just wanted to say, on the advice of my new husband, > I've decided to give up smoking. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/889430.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/892558 ## 14:56–15:05 Sideshow Bob, with a huge mane of spiky red hair and a grey suit, stands at a banquet table beside Selma, who wears a white wedding gown and veil and has grey-violet hair, with a flower centerpiece and glasses on the table. Bob holds a microphone and speaks while leaning toward her, and she clasps his arm with a gloved hand and looks sideways with a pursed expression. Behind them Homer in suspenders and Marge with her blue beehive clap, a woman in pink stands at the edge, and Bart in a green jacket and orange tie stands in the foreground, glancing to the side. > Except for after meals and after McGuire. > Why, Selma dear, you'll bury us all. > Chief Wiggum, you've been around. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/897772.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/900900 ## 15:05–15:18 Chief Wiggum, the fat police chief in a blue uniform and cap, stands holding a pink plate with a slice of cake topped with a cherry and a fork, while a boy with spiky hair in a green jacket and orange tie, Bart, stands beside him at a party hall with pink-draped tables and garlands behind them. Wiggum first stands with a sly, smug expression, then opens his mouth wide and gestures with one hand toward Bart's head, and in the final moments he lifts his fork toward a bite of cake while Bart looks on with wide, uneasy eyes. Nothing is written on screen. > You don't trust Sideshow Bob, do you? > Ah, lighten up, son. > If he was gonna commit a crime, would he have invited the number one cop in town? > Now, where did I put my gun? > Oh, yeah. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/906322.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/912161 ## 15:18–15:24 Selma, in a white gown with white gloves and pearls, and Sideshow Bob, in a dark suit with a huge mass of spiky red hair, stand together at a wedding reception, Selma smiling and Bob talking while rice falls around them as they walk down the steps past a pink-cloth table of cake slices and a tiered cake topped with a bride and groom figure. The scene then pulls back to a crowd gathered on the steps of a building, with Krusty the Clown, Marge with her tall blue beehive, and others waving and tossing pink balloons, and a turquoise car decorated with a 'JUST MARRIED' sign waits in front. > I set it down when I got a piece of cake. > Yeah! > I don't know what to say. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/920086.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/921754 ## 15:24–15:34 Patty and Selma, Marge's twin sisters with grey-violet hair, stand together on a wooden staircase scattered with bits of confetti. The sister on the left wears a pink top and a teal wrap trimmed with grey pom-poms and talks, then closes her eyes, bares her teeth in a grimace, and finally leans in to embrace the sister on the right, who wears a white gown, pearl necklace and earrings and smiles with her eyes half-closed. Feet of people in the crowd are visible at the top of the stairs, and no on-screen text appears. > Just tell me what you know I want to hear. > I'm dying of jealousy. > Thank you. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/925716.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/929470 ## 15:34–15:45 A crowd of regulars, including Krusty in a black suit at the left, waves on the steps of a pink-brick building as a 'Just Married' car sits in front with a red-haired passenger at the window. The scene then moves inside the car at night, where a blue-tinted woman with curly hair sleeps with her head on the shoulder of a blue-tinted man with tall spiky green hair, who grins and speaks while the steering wheel is visible in front of them. Dark purple and pink shapes and small stars show through the car windows in the background. > Come on! > That's right, dear. > Enjoy your rest. > The wedding was very tough on you, and the honeymoon is going to be murder. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/935101.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/939689 ## 15:45–15:55 Marge, with her tall blue beehive and eyes shut, dozes against the shoulder of a man with teal curly hair and a long nose in the dark interior of a car. He yawns widely, then speaks with his mouth open while she stays asleep, and his eyes go wide in alarm. The scene then cuts outside to a green car with a Springfield plate reading 1H8BART, with cans tied to its bumper by ribbons, parked at night beside dark pine trees under a starry sky. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/946571.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/950533 ## 15:55–16:03 A teal car decorated with streamers and trailing white cans drives away down a dark night road lined with pink-tinted trees, leaving cans on the asphalt as it recedes into the distance. The scene fades to darkness and then black, and a grey-violet-haired woman, likely Marge's twin sister Patty or Selma, grins broadly from inside a purple-framed television screen. > Welcome to our video honeymoon. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/956789.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/959709 ## 16:03–16:11 A grinning woman with lavender hair, orange earrings and an orange necklace fills the screen at first, and then the view moves through a purple honeymoon suite. It passes a heart-shaped sunken tub with a pink towel, a stone-walled living room with a purple sofa and a palm plant, and a heart-shaped bed holding a brown hat and a lavender heart pillow. A yellow hand, presumably Homer's, lifts a white box labeled 'ECONO VHS T-30' while the room's lamps and windows show green trees. > We're using the video camera cousin Doc gave us and the video cassette Homer gave us. > Hey, and after we watch this, we can tape over it. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/964714.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/967633 ## 16:11–16:15 Homer sits on the brown couch holding a can in one hand while Marge stands behind him holding Maggie, who wears a blue bow, and Bart sits cross-legged on a colorful rug beside Lisa, who lies on her stomach by an open book. The living room has a purple lamp, a teal telephone on a small purple table, and a checkered floor. Over the four seconds Homer keeps the can raised, then near the end moves his hand to a remote control, while the others stay largely still. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/972638.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/973473 ## 16:15–16:26 Sideshow Bob, with his huge mane of spiky red hair and a blue dress with purple hearts, and a spiky orange-haired man in a red jacket and red cap appear in a stone-walled room with a window and a framed picture. Through the window, a canyon with waterfalls is visible, and a heart-shaped purple vase of yellow flowers sits on a table beside a green ball in the earlier frames. In the early frames a purple blob drifts slowly across the scenic view, and in the last frame Bob grips the man's red jacket and leans his face close to the man's. > There's Shelbyville Falls, Rolling Rock, > and here's another breathtaking sight. > My brand new hubby. > I wanted a room with a fireplace, you brainless luggage monkey. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/976184.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/980771 ## 16:26–16:37 Sideshow Bob, with his huge spiky red mane and blue shirt with purple hearts, holds Bart, a spiky-haired boy in a red jacket and red cap, in a stone-walled room with a window, a potted plant, and a framed picture on the wall. Bob first pulls the boy close and raises a white brochure, then lowers it and wraps his arm around the boy, who stares ahead stiffly. Bob ends with a sly grin, holding the brochure out to the side while the boy looks on. > Like the one in your brochure. > Oh, Selma, dear. > I was just chatting with my good friend, Dennis. > Now, smile for the camera, that's a good lad. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/987653.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/992241 ## 16:37–16:38 Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, stands in the foreground of the living room with his eyes shifted sideways as Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, sits on the brown couch drinking from a can. Beside Homer, Marge with her tall blue beehive sits holding Maggie, the baby with a pacifier and blue bow, who looks toward the couch. Across the moment Homer raises and tilts the can to his mouth while Bart glances left and right, and a checkered floor, purple cabinets and a framed picture fill the background. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/998289.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/998289 ## 16:38–16:48 Sideshow Bob, with his huge mane of spiky red hair, wearing a blue shirt with purple flower patterns and orange shorts, kneels at a stone fireplace in a room with a red wall and a potted plant with pink flowers. He pokes at the logs with a fire iron taken from a red bucket of tools, then the fire grows large and bright. He leans toward the flames, rubs his hands together, and finally grimaces and clenches his fist as the fire blazes beside him. > Ah, fire. > Scourge of Prometheus, toaster of marshmallows, eradicator of dead wood. > Oh, Selma, dear you and your little camera, what do you say we shut it off for a while? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/999957.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1003711 ## 16:48–16:58 A thin yellow man with reddish hair, wearing a blue shirt with purple blotches and orange shorts, first stands before a fireplace blaze in a room with pink flowers and red curtains, then shrugs with both arms outstretched beside a potted plant. He then stands on a pink sheeted bed in a tropical-decorated room with a palm plant, pink wicker furniture and a lamp, while a pair of bare yellow feet rests on the sheet on either side of him. He glances down at the sheet with a sour expression. > And make love? > I suppose so. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1009550.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1013304 ## 16:58–17:09 Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, sits on a rug in the pink living room with Lisa, the star-haired girl in a red dress, while Homer, Marge with her tall blue beehive, and Maggie with her pacifier and blue bow watch from the couch behind them. A static TV screen of orange, black and white stripes sits on a stand beside Bart, and the scene shifts to Bart standing in front of the set, mouth open and eyes squeezed shut as he reaches toward it. Then Bart is back on the rug beside Lisa, eyes closed and grinning with his arms out, while the family looks on and a purple lampshade sits oddly on his head, and the open book lies on the rug in front of them. > Oh, that's sweet. > Why would Sideshow Bob go so nuts over a fireplace? > Because he wants his honeymoon to be romantic. > Romantic? With Aunt Selma? I guess you're just too young to understand. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1019143.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1023940 ## 17:09–17:13 Homer, bald and wearing a white shirt, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red beads, stand beside the couch with baby Maggie, who wears a blue bow and sucks a pacifier, held in Marge's arms. Homer glances sideways while Marge grins with her eyes closed, then the view shifts to Bart, a spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, sitting on the teal rug in front of the couch. In the first frames Homer's blue-trousered leg and hand, holding a can with a red label, are visible behind Bart, who looks up at it; Bart then folds his arms and rubs his chin in a thoughtful, sceptical pose. Purple lockers and a checkered floor are in the background. > Hmm. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1031030.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1031864 ## 17:13–17:24 Sideshow Bob, shirtless and wearing white underwear, with a huge mane of spiky red hair, stands in a bedroom beside a green dresser under a three-cylinder yellow ceiling lamp. He grimaces and holds a small white object to his mouth, then leans back and cups his hands over his face as bluish splashes fly off. He lowers his hands and stares sideways with a sour expression, resting one hand on the dresser, while a pink bed with a red heart-shaped headboard and a heart-shaped mirror are visible behind him. > Bob, one of my fillings fell out. > Even murder has its ugly side. > Bob, would you mind rubbing my feet? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1034784.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1039372 ## 17:24–17:33 Sideshow Bob, with his huge mane of spiky red hair, appears at a bathroom doorway in a pink bedroom while a pair of large yellow feet rests on the rumpled pink bed in the foreground. He first stands in a white diaper gripping the door frame, then steps in wearing a purple bathrobe, walks past a green sink with a glass and a folded green towel, and turns to glance sideways with a sly smile. He ends in the doorway, eyes half closed, mouth open, tightening the belt of his robe. > Eww. > Darling, you make it sound like a chore. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1046045.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1049173 ## 17:33–17:45 Sideshow Bob, with a huge mane of spiky red hair and wearing a purple robe, sits up in bed holding his bare feet while Selma, with grey-violet hair, lies under a pale pink sheet beside him. Bob glares, then grins and gestures with one hand as Selma watches him, and he returns to a scowl while she rests a hand on the sheet. The bed has a red arched headboard, and a stone wall with a wall sconce stands behind them. > Oh, oh, good. > Soon I will kill you. Son pied sent beau. > French for her foot smells lovely. > Prepare to be murdered. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1054387.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1059183 ## 17:45–17:54 Sideshow Bob, with his mane of curly red hair and wearing a purple robe, sits up in bed beside Selma, whose grey-violet hair spills over the pillow and who wears an orange earring. They are in a pink bedroom with a potted plant and a small television on a red shelf. Bob holds a pink book and talks, his mouth moving and his eyes shifting sideways, then he grins and bares his teeth at the viewer, while Selma lies half-lidded, glancing at him. > That's Sanskrit. For your toes are like perfume. > That's Spanish for... I am going to kill you. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1066065.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1070027 ## 17:54–18:06 Sideshow Bob, with a huge mane of spiky red hair and a purple robe, and Selma, with grey-violet curly hair, are first seen in a pink room where Bob holds a pink-wrapped object beside a potted plant and a television. Bob then sits on the edge of a bed with a red headboard, clenching his fist and grinning while Selma lies under pink sheets wearing a bracelet, her eyes narrowed and her mouth open in surprise. Later, Selma sits in a rolling chair before a glowing TV in a dim blue room while Bob looms in the foreground at left. > Say what? > Why, dear, I do believe it's time for your beloved MacGyver. > Oh, hey, you're right. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1076075.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1080663 ## 18:06–18:17 Marge's twin sister, Patty or Selma, with curly grey-violet hair and a pink bathrobe, sits in a reclining chair in a dim room at night, scowling with half-closed eyes. A heavy man in a purple shirt stands in the foreground at the edge of the frame, and a spiky blue-haired, green-skinned figure sits at a small round table beside her. She turns her head toward a palm tree outside, then looks back ahead, while the blue-haired figure raises a hand to his mouth near a glass of water. On a nearby table, a pink gift box, a white cylinder, and a small green booklet sit on a dark surface. > Well, time for my walk. > Don't forget to die. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1087753.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1092133 ## 18:17–18:29 Homer, Marge holding Maggie, Bart and Lisa sit in the living room watching TV while a blue-skinned man with black curly hair and a pink shirt grimaces at the front door, gripping its knob. Patty, with grey-violet hair and a lavender dress, enters through the archway, stops, and glowers at the group, then the scene cuts to a close-up of her sour face with teal earrings and necklace. Homer sips from a glass on the couch while Marge and Maggie, who sucks a pacifier, look on beside the purple TV cabinet. > Ding dong. > I was feeling kind of lonely without Selma. > Mind if I watch TV with you? > Oh, go ahead, Patty. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1098598.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1103603 ## 18:29–18:35 Selma, with lavender hair and a purple dress, stands beside Homer, Marge holding Maggie, Bart, and Lisa in a pink living room, all gathered around a television on a purple stand. Bart, sitting on a rug with Lisa, opens his mouth and stares wide-eyed, then the scene closes in on his bulging eyes and Homer's wide-eyed face. A book lies open on the rug beside Lisa, who has her hand to her cheek. > Tonight on Begiver, Begiver, Begiver, Begiver. > Aunt Selma has one hour to live. Hey, down in front. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1110693.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1112361 ## 18:35–18:47 Bart, in an orange shirt, stands in the foreground with his eyes shut and then wide open, while Patty or Selma in a purple dress with grey-violet hair stands at left, Maggie clutches a blue toy beside him, and Lisa peeks in at the lower right of a pink living room. The scene then cuts to a dark shelf where a pale-haired old man sits at a glowing blue screen, and Sideshow Bob's huge red mane looms into the foreground with a small white sparkle near his face. Finally, Sideshow Bob sits at a bar with a glass raised to his lips, with patrons and a pink piano visible in the background. > Goodbye. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1116324.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1121120 ## 18:47–18:57 A bushy, reddish-haired yellow-skinned man in an olive shirt and blue trousers sips from a glass beside a poolside lounge with a piano and seated guests, then presses his hand to his forehead by a red telephone on a table at the pool's edge. He holds the red receiver to his ear with wide eyes and an open mouth, then looks up as he walks through a splintered, broken wall into a pink-walled room of wooden debris, a loose cord trailing from the phone. > Front desk. > There's been a terrible accident in my room. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1128002.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1132173 ## 18:57–19:08 Sideshow Bob, with his huge mane of spiky red hair, wearing a yellow shirt and blue pants, appears in a dim, purple-lit wreckage of splintered wood and rubble beneath a hanging lightbulb. A red spiky wig sits on a white stand in the foreground while Bob stands on broken planks, glancing around with a wire dangling near him. He then flexes both arms with a sly grin, and finally gestures with one hand and raises the other near his face as he talks with half-closed eyes. > Poor Selma. > You were having such a lovely evening. > And then I went and spoiled it all by doing something stupid like explode > you Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1138429.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1143017 ## 19:08–19:22 Bart Simpson, in an orange shirt and blue shorts, sits in a worn brown armchair in a dim room, first with his hands at his cheeks and then clasping his shirt while staring wide-eyed. A glowing bare bulb hangs from the top left, and Selma, with grey-violet curly hair and a pink bathrobe, stands beside Sideshow Bob, who has spiky red hair and wears a mustard shirt. Selma glares and raises a hand, then extends her arm and speaks with her teeth bared while Bob rubs the back of his neck and looks at her. > Sideshow Bob I'm afraid the only victims here are the good people at best Western hotels > Selma > You tried to kill me. > I want a separation Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1149690.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1155529 ## 19:22–19:32 Chief Wiggum, the fat police chief in a grey uniform and cap, and Bart, in an orange shirt and blue shorts, appear in a dim room. Bart sits in a worn brown armchair while Wiggum aims a pink gun at him, then lowers it and talks with Bart, who gestures with one hand. Earlier, a group on a blood-splattered red floor, including Bart and a woman with spiky red hair in a yellow top, is surrounded by officers in grey uniforms aiming guns. > My best laid plans have ganged a lay chief Wiggum think you have room in your jail for a > two-time loser Well, no, frankly, but that never stopped us before. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1163454.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1167625 ## 19:32–19:45 Sideshow Bob, with a huge mane of spiky red hair and an olive sweater, is held by two police officers at night while Selma in a pink robe and the Simpson family watch from a porch, with Bart's head in the right foreground. Chief Wiggum, the fat police chief in his cap, then stands beside Bart, who sits grinning with closed eyes and makes an OK sign in a worn red armchair in a dim room. Bart leans forward with his mouth open as Wiggum keeps watch, and a final close-up shows Wiggum's lips moving as he speaks. > Bart, I must know. How did you untangle my web? > Yeah, Bart, pull us in. > Well, I'd hate to tell the number one cop in town how to do his job. > No, no, please. It's the only way I'll learn. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1174090.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1179095 ## 19:45–19:58 Bart squints with his hands clasped in a dark room, then Sideshow Bob, with a huge mane of spiky red hair and a blue shirt with pink blotches, grins while holding up a small handheld device beside a boy in a red cap and jacket in a stone-walled room. Sideshow Bob then sits on a couch and strikes a match to light a stone fireplace, with a pot of matches and fireplace tools on the hearth and a potted plant nearby. Selma, in a pink robe with grey-violet curly hair, sits in a chair in a dim room, and a close-up shows a pale blue-green hand reaching across a pink and dark stone pattern. > All right. > Sideshow Bob seemed so desperate to get that fireplace. > But why? > Then it hit me. The gas! > Surely anyone would have noticed a gas leak. > Except Aunt Selma. I permanently lost my sense of taste and smell. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1186185.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1191816 ## 19:58–20:09 Selma, with lavender-grey curly hair, a pink earring and a pink bathrobe, sits in a reclining chair in a dim room, eyes half-lidded and smirking, while a small television glows nearby. The scene then pulls back to show the chair and a figure beside a tall stack of large cut logs on a dark, cramped floor, with a round dartboard-like disc on the wall. Selma remains seated and still throughout, with the view slowly drifting past the logs and the glowing television. > She happily watched her MacGyver, > unaware that her room was silently filling with natural gas. > All it needed to explode was a single spark, say, from a cigarette. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1199740.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1204120 ## 20:09–20:21 Homer Simpson, bald with a fringe of hair and a white collared shirt, appears at the start of the scene as a dark-lit tabletop shows an open pink-striped pack with a green lid beside a purple cylindrical object with a cluster of white rounded tips on one end. The tube slides and tilts across the surface, pointing upward while the pack sits to one side. Homer then sits in a pink room with a sailboat picture behind him, first glancing sideways with wide eyes and then looking forward with heavy-lidded eyes and a flat mouth. > I've decided to give up smoking. Except for after meals and after MacGyver. > Her only hope was a plucky young boy and his slow-witted father. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1210584.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1215381 ## 20:21–20:32 Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, and Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stand in a pink living room with a framed sailboat picture and a potted plant on the wall. Bart talks animatedly, gesturing with an outstretched arm and pointing, while Homer listens with wide eyes. Bart then sits beside Homer on the couch holding a book titled Science Made Very Very Simple, pointing as he speaks, and finally stands holding up two puppets, a blonde woman in purple and a man in a suit, as Homer watches. > Dad, when Aunt Selma lights up her cigarette at the end of MacGyver, > she'll be blown to Kingdom Come! > Come again? > After trying four times to explain it to Homer, I explained it to Mom, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1222263.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1226851 ## 20:32–20:43 Marge, with her tall blue beehive, and Bart, in his orange shirt, stand in the pink living room, where Bart spreads his arms as he talks to her. Later, at night, the pink family car drives away down an empty road past a sign reading "SHELBYVILLE 34 MI." Meanwhile, one of Marge's grey-violet-haired sisters sits in an armchair smoking a cigarette beside a dark television and a pink cigarette pack on a table. > and we were on our way. To the Simpsomobile! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1233524.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1238112 ## 20:43–20:55 Bart, Marge and Lisa cower together in alarm, with Bart's mouth wide open and Marge's blue beehive visible, while Marge's twin sister, with grey-violet curly hair and a pink bathrobe, sits with a cigarette in her mouth. She pulls a match from a matchbox in one frame, strikes it, and then holds the lit match aloft in a dark room with a pink box in the corner. The family then recoils in fright beside a blue canister. > No! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1244785.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1249373 ## 20:55–21:07 Sideshow Bob stands between two police officers, one of them Chief Wiggum, while a pair of yellow hands strikes a match in a dim room. Bart sits in a red chair with his arms crossed as Wiggum speaks, and then Homer in a white shirt and blue pants lights up beside the officers, who are also smoking cigars, while Marge, Lisa, Maggie, Patty and Selma watch from a pink wall with a potted plant. Smoke curls upward from the cigars as Homer puffs on his cigar in the corridor. > But wait if you saved Selma why did the room explode? > I'll feel that one Me and the boys were all celebrating a job well done when I threw my > match in the vicinity of the prime team Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1256255.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1261260 ## 21:07–21:16 Chief Wiggum, the fat police chief, grips a cigar-chewing Homer in a white shirt and blue trousers while two other officers flank them in a pink-walled hallway beside a potted palm. The officers hold Homer and then pull along Sideshow Bob, who has a huge mane of spiky red hair, a moustache and a green sweater, as he struggles and shouts. The scene opens from a black screen, and the officers move Homer and Bob past the palm toward the right. > Oh right the gas > I'll be back you can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever And when they get Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1268768.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1272104 ## 21:16–21:26 Sideshow Bob, with his huge mane of spiky red hair and a green shirt, glares and then shouts as several police officers in grey uniforms and caps lead him through a doorway and into a jail, including a heavyset officer at his side. Once inside, he presses against the metal bars of a cell, mouth wide open in a yell, while two officers stand beside him. He turns his head sideways to glance at a small figure in a blue hat on the other side of the cell's lattice gate, standing on a purple floor. > in I'm back on the streets with all my criminal buddies > I feel like such a fool. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1277526.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1281697 ## 21:26–21:37 Patty and Selma, the twin sisters with grey-violet hair, stand at the left with arms crossed, while Lisa in her red dress and Bart in his orange shirt stand in front, with Marge's tall blue beehive and Homer in his white shirt behind them. Maggie, with a pacifier and blue bow, is held up by Homer and seen near Marge. In the middle frames Marge looks wide-eyed and grimaces with a toothy grin while Homer glances sideways, and in the final frames Bart's eyes shift sideways as he opens his mouth and speaks, with Maggie sucking her pacifier in his shadow. Across the scene the group stays crowded together in a hallway with a pink wall and a wooden door behind them. > Well, he fooled almost everyone. But there was one little boy who never lost his mistrust. > Thanks, Mom. > Now let's get out of this gas-filled hallway before we all suffocate. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1287953.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1292124 ## 21:37–21:48 Patty and Selma, the grey-violet-haired sisters, stand at left beside Lisa in her red dress, while Marge, holding baby Maggie with a pacifier and blue bow, stands with Homer and Bart in an orange shirt in a pink-walled hallway with an open doorway behind them. Bart spreads his arms and gestures while Homer raises his hands and Lisa looks down, and the group stays grouped in place as the scene then fades to a black screen with yellow text reading "Executive Producers JAMES L. BROOKS, MATT GROENING, SAM SIMON." Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1298589.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1302760 ## 21:48–21:58 No characters are drawn in this moment; it is a black title card sequence of yellow credit text on a black background. First, 'Starring DAN CASTELLANETA' appears centered, then it is replaced by 'JULIE KAVNER', then 'NANCY CARTWRIGHT', then 'YEARDLEY SMITH', and finally 'and HARRY SHEARER' appears in the same place. Each name fades in and out in turn, with no movement other than the text changing. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1309016.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1313187 ## 21:58–22:08 No characters appear in this moment; it is a black screen with yellow credit text that changes across the frames. First it reads 'Special Guest Voice KELSEY GRAMMER', then 'Executive Consultant BRAD BIRD', then 'Executive Story Editor JEFF MARTIN', then 'Creative Consultant DAVID M. STERN', and finally 'Associate Producers J. MICHAEL MENDEL and JOSEPH A. BOUCHER' in the centre of the screen. The credits simply swap one after another against the plain black background. > We'll be right back. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1319652.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1323614 ## 22:08–22:19 No characters appear in this moment; it is a black closing credits sequence with yellow text on a plain black background. First the text 'Theme By DANNY ELFMAN' is shown, then it changes to 'Music By ALF CLAUSEN', then 'Casting By BONITA PIETILA', then 'Editors MARK McJIMSEY and DON BARROZO', and finally 'Animation Production Manager KEN TSUMURA' with 'Post Production Coordinators JEFFREY GOLDSTEIN and COLIN A.B.V. LEWIS' appearing below it. Each credit fades in and out in sequence, with no figures, objects, or movement beyond the text. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1330079.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1334041 ## 22:19–22:29 No Simpsons characters appear in this moment; it is a sequence of black closing credit cards with yellow lettering. First, a credits list of sound and production staff names (Sarah Werner, Bobby Mackston, Mark McJimsey, Terry Greene, Chris Ledesma, Travis Powers, Peter Cole, Greg Orloff, Anthony D'Amico, Brad Brock, Ronald Cox, Randy Piotroski, Louise Jaffe) with job titles on the left, plus Skywalker Sound, Laser-Pacific and a Dolby Surround logo. Then the text 'Animation Produced By KLASKY-CSUPO INC.' with 'Animation Executive Producer GABOR CSUPO' appears, followed by 'Animation Producer SHERRY GUNTHER', then 'Overseas Animation Directors MIKE GIRARD and S.J. PARK' with 'Animation Production Manager MARIA ELENA RODRIGUEZ', and finally 'Korean Production Company ANIVISION' on a plain black background. > Oh, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1340506.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1344677 ## 22:29–22:40 No characters appear in this moment; it is a black closing credits roll for The Simpsons with yellow text on a black background. The credits scroll upward through sections listing staff: Assistant Director Howy Parkins, Storyboard Supervisor Steven Dean Moore, Storyboard by Raymie Muzquiz and Kevin O'Brien, Character Design by Matt Groening, Sam Simon and others, followed by Character Layout Artists, Background Layout Artists, Animation Timing, Lip Sync by Kent Holaday, Main Title Design by David Silverman, Main Title Animation, Color Design, and Background Cleanup credits such as Herb Moore, plus Negative Cutter and Telecine credits at the bottom. The names and job titles are set in yellow lettering, shifting from one credit block to the next as the list moves up the screen. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1350933.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1355104 ## 22:40–22:50 No animated characters appear; the scene is a black screen with yellow credit text, starting with production coordinators Miles Lewis Horst and Julia Kim, post production coordinator Tami Sloan Tsark, production assistants Daniel O'Day McClellan, Sharon Altman, Doria Biddle and Lisa Womble, and production accountant Carole Ann McCoy. The credits then change to Richard Raynis as Executive in Charge of Animation Production, Michael P. Schoenbrun as Executive in Charge of Production for Gracie Films, Sam Simon as Creative Supervisor, and James L. Brooks as Executive Creative Consultant, each name appearing in turn on the plain background. > my God. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1361360.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1365531 ## 22:50–23:01 Silhouetted audience members sit in rows of seats in a dark movie theater, the largest figure in the foreground with a tall, voluminous hairdo, facing a blank screen under ceiling lights. A blue projector beam then sweeps across the screen to reveal the words GRACIE FILMS, followed by a black card reading IN ASSOCIATION WITH, and then a glowing blue and gold 20th Television Fox logo with searchlights over an Art Deco building. The sequence ends on a fully black screen. > Shh. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S03E21/1371787.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s03e21-black-widower/1375958