# Bart's Friend Falls in Love

The Simpsons, season 3, episode 23 (S03E23), first aired May 7, 1992.
Written by Jay Kogen and Wallace Wolodarsky. Directed by Jim Reardon. Production code 8F22.
Guest stars: Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Krabappel; Phil Hartman as Troy McClure; Danny DeVito as Herb Powell; Joe Frazier; Kimmy Robertson as Samantha Stanky.
Chalkboard gag: "I will not snap bras". Couch gag: Tipping Couch.

Milhouse falls for Samantha Stankey, a newcomer from Phoenix, and the couple take over Bart's treehouse and leave him out. Jealous, Bart tells her father, who enrolls her at Saint Sebastian's School for Wicked Girls, and Bart's guilty confession ends in a fight with Milhouse. Meanwhile, the subliminal diet tape Marge orders for Homer is out of stock, and the substitute builds his vocabulary instead.

Who's in it: Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Marge Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Milhouse Van Houten, Grampa Simpson, Principal Skinner, Krusty the Clown, Mrs. Krabappel, Nelson Muntz, Kent Brockman, Otto Mann, Martin Prince, Ralph Wiggum, Santa's Little Helper, Lewis Clark, Wendell Borton, Richard, Snowball II, Sherri Mackleberry, Terri Mackleberry, Sideshow Mel, Kirk Van Houten, Nina Skalka, Janey Powell, Luann Van Houten, Adrian Belew, Becky Shorter, Sophie Jensen, Itchy, Girl with glasses, Long-haired girl, Jaffee Ziswhisky, Scratchy, Buck-toothed girl, Lewis' lookalike, Boy with shades, Troy McClure, Chuck Berger, Smug Girl, Coward, Freddy, Marvin Monroe, The Happy Little Elves, Yendor, Radioactive Man, Santa Claus, Benjamin Franklin, Binky, Elvis Presley, Albert Einstein, Alfred Hitchcock, Herb Powell, Spinal Tap, Ezekiel, Ishmael, Joe Frazier, Mrs. Scratchy, Samantha Stanky, Mr. Stanky, Subliminal Tape Packer, Subliminal Tape Receptionist.

Every moment of the episode, about ten seconds each: when it is, what happens on screen, and what's said.
The descriptions are written by an AI model from frames of each moment and can get small details wrong. The dialogue is from the episode's subtitles.

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## 0:00–0:11

No recognizable characters appear in this opening sequence. The scene starts on black, then shows drifting tan-and-cream clouds against a blue sky, with the yellow title text THE SIMPSONS appearing over the clouds. The view then shifts to a green hillside town with a Springfield Nuclear Power Plant sign in yellow letters in front of two grey cooling towers with atom symbols, and finally to a street scene with a shop awning reading DANCE, and a school building with a flagpole at the end of the road.

> The Simpsons

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## 0:11–0:23

Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt and blue shorts, is at Springfield Elementary School, first seen writing lines on a blackboard that read 'I will not snap bras' over and over. He then runs across the classroom carrying a bag, past desks and a red wastebasket, toward the door. Finally he is outside against a blue sky, riding a green skateboard through the air beside a flagpole with a striped flag, while the school's front doors and sign stand at the start of the sequence.

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## 0:23–0:35

Homer, in a yellow protective suit with a visor, stands at a control panel below a CAUTION sign, holding an orange-handled tool with a glowing green rod, then reaches toward a red button while Mr. Burns and Smithers watch from behind the panel. Maggie, with a pacifier and blue bow, then reads a magazine titled Mom Monthly at a counter with a bottle and a stack of goods, the scene blurs into an orange wash, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red beads, smiles and waves beside Maggie, who sits in a shopping cart.

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## 0:35–0:47

Lisa Simpson sits among a school band playing brass and woodwind instruments, then plays a saxophone beside Carl, who stands behind her, and two girls in purple dresses playing flutes. Mr. Burns, frail and stooped with a hooked nose, reads sheet music on a stand while the musicians play, and Lisa then runs down an orange hallway clutching her saxophone past posters and a bust of Beethoven. Homer, in a white shirt, sits behind the wheel of a pink car with one hand pressed to his head and a frustrated expression.

> Oh,

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## 0:47–0:57

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, rides a skateboard along a sidewalk past a purple wall and a door, then rolls past a woman with brown hair in a purple top and skirt carrying a green handbag, in front of a shop window of Krusty TV sets. Partly hidden by a large white cloud, an unidentified figure peers from a car window at the start, and an orange car later drives down a street lined with a pink building and a large brown statue. Maggie, with a pacifier and a blue bow, wears a blue outfit, clutches her collar with wide eyes, and stands before a purple background.

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## 0:57–1:08

Maggie, sucking a pacifier and gripping a steering wheel in her car seat, sits beside Marge, who has a tall blue beehive and a red bead necklace and drives a pink car. The pink car pulls into the driveway of a yellow house, where Bart rides a red bicycle past it and Homer, in a white shirt, leans over the car's raised hood. Inside the house, Homer stands in a purple room with a red bed and cardboard boxes, one arm stretched out and his mouth open in surprise.

> my God.

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## 1:08–1:19

Homer, Marge, Lisa, Maggie and Bart tumble together over the back of the orange couch in the living room, with Homer's arm flailing as they fall. The couch is then left empty while the family's dark silhouettes sprawl behind it, and a purple television in the foreground shows the title card "Created by Matt Groening." The screen then displays "Developed by James L. Brooks, Matt Groening, Sam Simon."

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## 1:19–1:30

Homer appears only as a small framed photo on a blue dresser beside a glass jar labeled "Homer's Change: DON'T TOUCH!" in a yellow room, and the jar dissolves between larger and smaller views before the scene cuts to a red background. There, a partly visible figure in blue shorts and yellow legs stands beside a white, fluffy round creature with big round eyes, and the white credit text "Co-Executive Producers AL JEAN & MIKE REISS" is displayed across the bottom.

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## 1:30–1:40

Bart Simpson, in his red cap, orange shirt and blue shorts, stands at a purple table beside a large glass jar full of cookies, first eyeing it and then leaning his cheek against the jar with eyes closed. He lifts the jar and peers at it, then hugs it close to his face. In the final shot he walks across a red rug in his bedroom, past a vanity with a round mirror, a pink arched doorway and an orange-and-purple bed, carrying a small object in his hands. On-screen credits read 'Supervising Producers Jay Kogen & Wallace Wolodarsky' and 'Producer George Meyer'.

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## 1:40–1:51

Bart, in an orange shirt, red cap and blue shorts, clutches a cookie jar as he runs down a pink upstairs hallway past a red side table, while Homer, wearing only a white diaper, lunges after him with arms outstretched. Homer's bare backside and large feet then loom over the purple-carpeted hall as Bart keeps running, and Bart next hurries down the stairs hugging the jar. On the stairs Homer grabs a small boy in a red shirt and brown cap who is holding the cookie jar, and the boy's face shows alarm as the chase ends.

> Why, you little...

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## 1:51–2:01

Bart Simpson, in an orange shirt, red cap and brown backpack, leaps and runs through the house, clutching a jar of cookies, as Snowball II the black cat lies sprawled on the floor below him. He sails past a ceiling fan and a wooden china cabinet while an angry, red-haired yellow figure at the left edge looks on, and two small red-tipped yellow objects then drift across a plain pink background. The moment ends on a close-up of Bart grimacing under wooden ceiling beams, followed by a blue wall with a white 'DOOR-A-MATIC' sign and an orange button beside a pink door panel.

> What the?

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## 2:01–2:12

Homer, bald and yellow, clings to the ceiling beams with clawed hands and a terrified grimace as a white box-shaped lift car with a glowing light rises on a cable above him. Outside, a yellow Springfield Elementary School bus pulls up beside a building, a driver in a red shirt stands in its open door, and later a yellow hand and a red object lie on the floor near a wall. Bart, in an orange shirt, red cap and blue shorts, holds a ball and runs past a wooden wall where a yellow, bald figure, apparently Homer, bursts through a jagged hole and fragments fall to the ground.

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## 2:12–2:21

Bart, in his red cap and orange shirt, clings to the outside of a yellow school bus with one hand raised while the driver, a figure with long dark curly hair, sits inside the open door. Homer, in only a white diaper, swings a long pole with a net at the roadside, then crouches and lunges along the sidewalk beside a fence and houses as the bus, marked 'STOP WHEN RED LIGHTS FLASH', pulls away down the street. Homer finally stands on the sidewalk, shouting and waving the pole as the bus recedes, while white credits appear over the scene: 'Produced By Richard Sakai David Silverman' and 'Co-Producer Jon Vitti'.

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## 2:21–2:31

Milhouse, with blue hair, red glasses, a pink shirt and red shorts, and Bart, in a red cap, orange shirt and blue shorts, sit side by side on an orange bus seat. Milhouse clutches a giant black 8-ball while Bart holds up a jar of candy, and they grin and glance at each other as the scene plays. Behind them, a girl with lavender hair, a pink bow and a purple dress sits in a seat by the window. Credits in white letters, including 'Co-Producer John Swartzwelder', 'Written By Jay Kogen & Wallace Wolodarsky' and 'Directed By Jim Reardon', drift across the lower half of the screen.

> Hey, Bart, look at this.
> My dad took me to Circus of Values last night and said I could get anything I wanted.
> Cool.
> An oversized novelty billiard ball.

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## 2:31–2:41

Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses, holds a black Magic 8 Ball while Bart, in an orange shirt and red cap, grips it and grins on an orange bus seat beside a girl with a purple bob and pink bow in a lavender dress. Bart shakes the ball, then turns to face it as the view moves in on it, and the die-like window reads "OUTLOOK NOT SO GOOD" in white on a purple circle. A jar labeled "Homers Cheese" sits on the seat back in the foreground.

> Yeah. You shake it up and it tells the future.
> Really?
> Uh-huh.
> Well, I passed my English test.
> Outlook not so good.

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## 2:41–2:54

Bart, in a red cap and orange shirt, sits on an orange bus seat beside Milhouse, who wears a blue cap and red glasses and grins while holding a black Magic 8 Ball, with a jar labeled "Homer's Cookie Jar, Don't Touch" on the seat between them, and a girl with a purple bob and bow watches from behind. The scene then cuts to the Magic 8 Ball's answer window reading "ALL SIGNS POINT TO YES" on a blue background, followed by Milhouse peering down at the ball while a brown-haired boy in a pink shirt and blue vest leans over the seat back and smirks.

> Wow, it does work. Let me try.
> Will I get beat up today?
> All signs point to yes.
> That ball knows everything.
> Hey, I got a good one.

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## 2:54–3:06

Milhouse, with blue hair and red-rimmed glasses in a lavender shirt, and Bart, in a red cap and orange shirt, sit side by side on an orange bus seat, with a jar labeled "Homer's Change Don't Touch" between them and a passenger in purple seated behind. Bart hugs a black bowling ball and glances nervously at Milhouse as Milhouse talks to him, then the ball fills the view, showing its purple speckled surface with the letters "Do" on it. Bart then clutches the ball and grimaces as he looks toward Milhouse.

> Will Milhouse and I be friends till we're toothless old men with hair coming out of our
> ears?
> Don't count on it.
> Will Milhouse and I be friends when we're high school dropouts living off Uncle Sucker?

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## 3:06–3:18

Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses, and Bart, in his red cap and orange shirt, sit side by side in front of a blue wall while holding a black Magic 8 Ball. A close-up of the ball's blue window shows the triangular answer 'It looks doubtful' in white, which then fades into a dim, shadowy view of the same blue ball with the answer barely visible. Back on the pair, Bart's eyes glance nervously to the side as he gazes at Milhouse, then he narrows his eyes and sets a sly grin while Milhouse keeps his gaze fixed on him.

> It looks doubtful.
> Will Milhouse and I be friends at the end of the day?
> What could come between two bestest buddies like us?

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## 3:18–3:29

Principal Skinner, with neat grey hair and a blue suit and tie, sits behind a desk in his office, fidgeting with a pencil held between his hands, while a young woman with big voluminous blonde hair and a pink blouse sits in a red chair across from him, her eyes wide and glancing sideways. At first she looks up and to the side, then turns her gaze toward him as he speaks and keeps fiddling with the pencil. The desk holds a blue pen tray, a telephone and a blue desk lamp, with an American flag, framed certificates, a bookshelf and a blue coat on the wall behind them.

> Samantha, I've always been suspicious of transfer students.
> Other principals try to unload problem cases that way.
> Lord knows I do. I'm a good student, Principal Skinner.

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## 3:29–3:30

Principal Skinner, in a suit with neat grey hair, stands in the right foreground facing a woman with wavy blonde hair and a pink puff-sleeved top, who stands behind a counter in an office with a bookshelf, a potted plant, and a blue coat on a rack. The woman talks with wide eyes, then grimaces to show her braces, then shuts her eyes and keeps talking while Skinner watches with a faint smile. A blue mop lies on the counter between them throughout.

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## 3:30–3:39

Principal Skinner, with neat grey hair and a blue suit, orange tie and purple shirt, sits in a red armchair in his office while a blonde woman in a pink top stands at the left edge beside an American flag and framed certificates. He clasps his hands, then turns his head toward the purple venetian blinds on the right, scowling, and grips the blind cord with a sneering grin as he peers through the slats. The scene ends with him frowning narrowly at the blinds, still holding the cord.

> Yeah, sure. And they told me I'd get a big parade when I got back from NOM.
> Instead, they spat on me.
> I can still feel it searing.
> So, let's just see what the permanent record has to say, shall we?

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## 3:39–3:48

Principal Skinner, with neat grey hair and a blue suit, orange tie and purple shirt, sits in a red armchair in a wood-panelled office, reading a manila folder held in both hands while looking toward a woman with a tall blond hairdo at the left edge of the frame. Behind him stand an American flag and framed certificates with red and gold seals on the wall. He glances down at the folder, looks up with a flat expression, then speaks with his mouth open and a wide grin while gesturing with one hand, and his eyes close as he smiles.

> Hmm, no detention?
> Fairly good attendance record.
> Oh, I see you beat that bedwetting problem in the second grade.

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## 3:48–3:49

A young woman with voluminous wavy blonde hair, a pink blouse and a dark headgear strap across her braces stands behind a counter with a cash register while a grey-haired man in a blue suit, seen from the side and holding a folder, faces her in a small office with a framed picture of a town street on the wall and a blue coat on a stand. She stays mostly still with wide eyes, her expression shifting from a tight-lipped grimace to an open-mouthed look of alarm as she seems to react to something he says, while he keeps a faint smile and his gaze fixed on her. Nothing else in the room changes, and the cash register and folder remain in the same positions throughout.

> That's in there?

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## 3:49–4:03

Principal Skinner, with neat grey hair and a blue suit and orange tie, sits in a red armchair in his office beside an American flag and framed certificates, talking with a blonde woman in a pink top who sits at the left edge of the frame. He turns toward the window, clenching his teeth and gripping the armrest with a scowl, then smirks and glances sideways toward the slatted blinds. He settles back with a calm, tight-lipped expression as the blinds glow purple and gold beside him.

> Don't worry, they'll forget.
> just like they forgot about me in that tiger cage for 18 agonizing months.
> Every night I wake up screaming.
> Well, let's meet your classmates.

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## 4:03–4:14

Bart Simpson, in his orange shirt, sits at a classroom desk beside Milhouse, who wears a blue cap and red glasses, while a glasses-wearing boy with a backpack sits between them and a blonde girl appears at the right edge. Milhouse speaks to Bart, who then turns and holds up his test paper, headed 'NAME Bart Simpson' with a large red F, 'VERY POOR EVEN FOR YOU' written beside it, and the word 'TEST' underneath. A purple-haired girl and a boy with a sweater are visible in the background, and a close view shows the graded paper filled with handwritten answers.

> Hey, Bart, was this thing right about your test?
> To those who doubt the power of the magic eight ball, I say, behold my F.

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## 4:14–4:25

Principal Skinner, in a grey suit and orange tie, stands beside a young girl in a pink pinafore dress with shoulder-length light brown hair, while Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo and green cardigan, holds a white sheet of paper nearby in a classroom with a chalkboard, lockers, and a framed portrait on the wall. Skinner smiles and talks while keeping his hand on the girl's shoulder, and Krabappel glances sideways with a tight grin as the girl stares wide-eyed, then lowers her eyelids and looks sullen. The group stays gathered near the open doorway beneath a yellow alphabet strip above the chalkboard.

> Attention, class, I have a new student for you.
> Great, another student.
> Just keep packing them in, Seymour. I think we should discuss this later, Edna.
> Now, it's never easy to come to a new school, so let's make her feel right at home.

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## 4:25–4:37

Principal Skinner in a grey suit and Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo, stand at the front of a classroom beside a new girl in a pink dress with brown hair and braces, while Milhouse, with blue hair and red glasses, smiles with his hands on his cheeks at his desk in the foreground. Skinner gestures toward the seated students, and the girl later stands with her eyes closed as a man in a blue suit grips her shoulders from behind. A green chalkboard, an alphabet strip, and an American flag decorate the room.

> Please say a big elementary school hello to Samantha Stinky.
> Stinky.
> Oh, right.
> How embarrassing for you.
> Well, goodbye.

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## 4:37–4:48

Principal Skinner, seen from behind in a suit with neat grey hair, stands at a classroom doorway looking through its window while a framed portrait of a white-haired man hangs on the green wall. Inside, Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo and green cardigan, grips the shoulders of a new girl with long curly orange hair and a pink dress, then steps back and stands beside her in front of a corkboard, with Bart, Milhouse and a lavender-haired girl with a purple bow watching from their desks. The students sit at their desks watching as the new girl stands alone facing the class, with papers pinned to the corkboard behind her.

> I'm sure this is a little scary for you, dear.
> Uh-huh.
> So, why don't you stand up in front of the class and tell us about yourself?
> I'll be grading you on grammar and poise.
> We just moved here from Phoenix.

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## 4:48–4:57

Mrs. Krabappel stands at the front of a classroom in a green cardigan and blue skirt, arms crossed, beside a nervous girl with long wavy blonde hair and braces who wears a pink dress and clasps her hands. Then Bart, with spiky hair and an orange shirt, slouches at a desk with his chin in his hand and a sideways glare, while Milhouse in blue hair and glasses sits behind him and smiles, and a boy with orange hair in a white shirt sits at the left edge. The room has a chalkboard with an alphabet strip, an American flag, and a corkboard with papers on the wall.

> My dad owns a home security company.
> He came to Springfield because of its high crime rate and lackluster police force.
> All my friends are back in Phoenix,

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## 4:57–5:06

A young woman with long, wavy golden-blonde hair and a pink puffy-sleeved blouse with a pink pinafore stands before a classroom alphabet border and a dark chalkboard. She glances sideways with wide eyes, then her mouth opens in a worried grimace showing braces, and her eyes keep darting from side to side. Later, a woman with a short brown bob, a green cardigan, a green earring and a white collar stands in front of the alphabet border, looking sideways with a sly, sidelong expression.

> and this town has a weird smell that you're all probably used to.
> But I'm not. It'll take you about six weeks, dear.
> Hey, Milhouse, would you like a wet willy?

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## 5:06–5:14

Bart, a spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, and Milhouse, who has blue hair, glasses and a lavender shirt, sit together on a red picnic table outside a school with a tree and green lawn behind them. Bart leans toward Milhouse, then raises his finger and reaches toward Milhouse's ear, grinning, and then pokes at it while Milhouse turns his head and looks startled. A carton with a straw and a grey lunch box sit on the table, and a third small blue-haired kid sits at a nearby table in the background.

> Sure.
> Ew!
> Ha-ha-ha, I'm victim number four. Hey, Lewis, can I interest you in a wet willy?

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## 5:14–5:22

Milhouse, with blue hair, red-framed glasses and a lavender shirt, sits on a red picnic table beside Bart, who has spiky hair and an orange shirt. Bart is at the left edge of the frame, with his mouth open and his arms out, while Milhouse sips from a blue juice box with a straw. Behind them, a blue-haired boy sits at a second picnic table in front of a tan school building with tall windows and a tree on the left. In the final moment, Milhouse leans back with his hands raised and his eyes half closed as Bart reacts, and a grey lunch box rests on the table beside them.

> Sure.
> Ah!

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## 5:22–5:31

Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses, is first seen on all fours on green grass in a lavender shirt, grinning and looking upward. Earlier, a pair of yellow arms with white-outlined hands reaches up from the bottom of the scene beside a blue box that bursts into sparks. Pink-shoed legs in white socks stand over a dark patch scratched with red marks, and a brown-haired woman in a pink top smiles while hugging a large red ball against her chest under a blue sky with clouds.

> When I find out who hit me with that ball, I'm gonna tear him anew.
> Whoa.

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## 5:31–5:43

Mrs. Krabappel, a woman with a tall brown hairdo, green cardigan, yellow top and teal skirt, stands in a classroom beside a blue television on a cart with a VCR beneath it. Under a chalkboard reading "SEX EDUCATION" with an underline, and a red apple on an orange desk, she holds a videotape, points at the TV, then sets the tape on the desk with her hands on her hips. She reaches back to the VCR and touches it while holding the tape, with a sly grin and half-closed eyes.

> Class,
> in order to explain why your hormones will soon make you an easy target for every smooth
> -talking lotherio with his own car and tight jeans,
> I will now show a short sex education film.

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## 5:43–5:51

Edna Krabappel, a woman with a tall reddish-brown bouffant and a green sweater, appears in the first frame, but the later frames show her sharing the classroom with two boys and a girl with pigtails and bows. In the classroom, a boy with a bow tie sits at a desk beside a student in a white shirt with a black tie, while a girl with blonde pigtails and pink bows sits behind them. Later, a boy in a white shirt and red vest walks past a blue door and a shelf of books, and another boy in shorts follows him toward the front of the room. Finally, Edna Krabappel, in a green sweater, reaches toward a small black wall-mounted box with a slot, while a boy in glasses peers through the open blue door in the background, and a blue monitor sits on the left.

> Ezekiel and Ishmael, in accordance with your parents' wishes,
> you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls.

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## 5:51–6:00

Troy McClure, the actor with swept-back reddish hair, wearing a brown suit and floral tie, sits on a blue-cushioned examination table in a green-walled room beneath a 'The Four Food Groups' poster. He crosses his legs, gestures with his hands, then rises and stands in front of the table with one hand in his pocket, while the checkered floor and a glass jar on the counter remain visible.

> Hello, I'm actor Troy McClure.
> You kids might remember me from such educational films as Lead Paint,
> Delicious But Deadly. And here comes the metric system.

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## 6:00–6:08

Troy McClure, an actor with swept-back reddish hair, a brown suit and a green-and-red patterned tie, stands in a clinic room with a blue-topped examination table, a poster reading "The Four Food Groups" and a glass jar on a shelf. He walks forward past the table, planting one hand on it and lifting a foot, then turns to face the viewer and holds a wide, toothy grin with raised eyebrows as he moves closer to the view. He stays in that grinning pose, eyes glancing sideways, as the scene settles on his face against a pale green and grey backdrop.

> I'm here to provide the facts about sex in a frank and straightforward manner.
> And now here's Fuzzy Bunny's Guide to You Know What.

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## 6:08–6:11

No regular characters appear; this is a title card for Fuzzy Bunny's Guide to You Know What, shown on a yellow rounded panel with a purple border. A purple-faced cartoon bunny with long ears, a curly reddish-brown hairdo, buck teeth and a green top sits at the upper right of the card, next to the blue, brown and orange lettering and the text '1971©'. The card stays essentially still across the moment, with only slight variation in the bunny's eyes and expression.

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## 6:11–6:25

Inside a boxed TV-style screen on a green hill under a blue sky, a purple bunny-eared character with curly orange hair, a green sweater and striped orange trousers walks across the hill while holding a red folder. He stops and stands with a speech bubble above him, and text labels reading "VOICE CHANGING," "ACNE" and "MORE FUR" appear beside him, with a tree at the edge of the scene. He then meets a second purple bunny-eared character with straight orange hair, an orange top, blue boots and a purple shoulder bag, and he waves to her as she stands with a hand raised to her head.

> This is Fuzzy Bunny.
> About a year ago, he noticed his voice was changing.
> He had terrible acne and had fur where there was no fur before.
> He also noticed Fluffy Bunny.

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## 6:25–6:37

Bart, chin resting on his hand and looking bored, sits at a classroom desk beside Milhouse in glasses, with a world map on the wall, and a grinning woman with long wavy blonde hair and a braces-like grin appears. On a TV screen, the purple bunny-eared couple Fluffy and Fuzzy stroll with balloons, then stand among a crowd eating ice cream in a pink room, and finally Fuzzy in a helmet and earmuffs aims a pistol at a target shaped like a pink bunny with a heart.

> Boring.
> Fluffy and Fuzzy went to the park, the ice cream social, the boat show,
> and various other wholesome activities.
> And they never ruined their fun by giving in to their throbbing biological urges.

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## 6:37–6:47

Two bunny-eared cartoon characters, a purple one with curly orange hair in a green sweater and a pink one with a brown hood and orange bandeau top, stand in a bowling alley with pins lined up behind them. The purple character bowls a ball down the lane, then the two face each other, sharing a bowling pin between their mouths as hearts float above them. The scene then cuts to a wedding in a room with a stained-glass window, where the bride in a white gown holding a yellow bouquet stands beside the groom in a black tuxedo while a crowd of bunny-like guests applauds.

> Then came the big day. Fluffy and Fuzzy got married.
> That night came the honeymoon.

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## 6:47–6:59

Bart sits slumped at a classroom desk with his chin on his arms while Milhouse, a blue-haired boy in glasses, and a girl with long orange hair in a pink dress lean toward him in surprise. As the room grows tense, a heavyset boy with orange hair shouts and gestures, with Mrs. Krabappel, a teacher with a tall brown hairdo, standing behind them near a world map and a bulletin board. The scene then shifts to a bedroom with a LOVE poster, a lava lamp, and an orange bed, where two rabbit-eared cartoon characters lie under a blue blanket, one purple-skinned and one pink-skinned, and both turn with wide, alarmed eyes, the pink one clasping the other's hand.

> She's faking it. The most satisfying part of the night was knowing that they waited.

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## 6:59–7:11

A bed-ridden figure with pink bunny ears lies under a blue blanket surrounded by many baby bunnies, while a man with bunny ears and brown trousers stands beside an IV drip. Troy McClure, an actor with swept-back reddish hair, brown suit and green tie, smiles with eyes closed, then opens them and smirks in front of a pale door. The scene ends with bold yellow and green 'THE END' letters inside a purple heart on an orange background.

> Nine months later, Fluffy gave birth to 14 beautiful bunnies.
> Eight survive.
> And now that you know how it's done, don't do it.
> Any questions?

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## 7:11–7:23

Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo, green cardigan and teal skirt, stands before a blackboard and a TV cart in a classroom, talking with her eyes closed, then gesturing with her hands and smirking, while Nelson in his blue vest sits grinning at a desk. Bart, in his orange shirt, draws on a sheet of paper at his desk as a brown-haired girl in a pink dress looks on worriedly and Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses, watches from beside them under a world map.

> Mrs. Krabapple, how come you don't live with Mr.
> Krabapple? Because Mr. Kerbop will chase something small and fluffy down a rabbit hole.
> How do we know when we fall in love?

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## 7:23–7:33

Mrs. Krabappel, Bart's teacher with a tall brown hairdo and a green cardigan over a cream top, stands in a classroom with a teal earring and a portrait on the wall. She gestures with one hand while speaking, then grins and looks off to the side as Bart, in his orange shirt, leans into view with a wide grin before his eyes widen and his mouth drops open in surprise. A boy in an orange-striped sweater sits at a desk behind Bart, and a red fire alarm and a bulletin board with a paper pinned to it are visible on the walls.

> Oh, don't you worry.
> Most of you will never fall in love and marry out of fear of dying alone.
> How would I go about creating a half-man, half-monkey type creature?
> I'm sorry. That would be playing God.

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## 7:33–7:45

Mrs. Krabappel, with a tall brown hairdo and a big blue earring, grins toothily inside a classroom beside an alphabet chart, then Bart, in his orange shirt, scowls while a purple-haired boy in an orange-and-white striped shirt sits behind him at a desk. Kids pour out of the Springfield Elementary School doors between two yellow school buses, and Milhouse, with blue hair and red-framed glasses, spreads his arms on the front steps as a girl in a pink dress with braces stands nearby, glancing sideways while a bus waits behind her.

> God, schmott. I want my monkey man.
> Oh, that's a nice dress.
> My dad makes me wear it. I hate it. Well, I hate it, too.

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## 7:45–7:57

Milhouse, a blue-haired boy in glasses and a pink shirt, stands talking with a girl with long light-brown hair in a pink pinafore holding a book on the steps of a building with purple columns. The scene then moves onto a bus, where Otto, wearing a cap and headphones with long curly black hair, drives while a boy in a green shirt and brown shorts walks up the aisle and raises a hand toward a blonde girl with a pink bow. Bart, in his orange shirt, stands beside the driver's seat as passengers sit in the rows behind him.

> Uh, can I walk you home?
> Okay.
> Everybody on but no shoving.
> Just kidding. You can shove all you want.
> Hey, wait, Auto Man. You can't leave. Milhouse isn't here yet.

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## 7:57–8:09

Bart, in an orange shirt, stands in a bus aisle with his mouth open and eyes wide while a girl with braids in pink overalls sits in a seat behind him and a woman in a teal top peers over a seat in the back. Otto, the bus driver with long curly black hair, tan hat and headphones, grips the wheel, glances sideways, then turns back to face the road. Outside, Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses, and a girl with a brown bob in a pink dress walk hand in hand across the street in front of a yellow bus, whose rear window shows Bart's face and whose back displays lettering that includes ENGLISH.

> Sorry, Bart, dude. No time.
> My girlfriend's dancing topless at the airport bar from 415 to 420.

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## 8:09–8:19

Bart, a spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue sneakers, sits on a purple bench reading a comic book inside a log-walled treehouse, while Milhouse, blue-haired with red glasses and a lavender shirt and red shorts, peeks in through the window at left and later stands beside a girl with a shoulder-length light brown bob in a pink dress with a white collar. Milhouse waves toward Bart and then gestures with his hand as the girl stands close beside him, and Bart looks up from his comic with a scowl and an open-mouthed, indignant expression. Bart's comic book, showing a green monster on its cover, stays in his hands throughout, and a green bush is visible through the window.

> Hey, Bart.
> Milhouse. What a pleasant surprise.
> Hi.
> Hey, what's with the skirt? I've brought friends to this treehouse before.
> Yeah, but never a girl. What if I want to strut around nude?

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## 8:19–8:26

Bart, in his orange shirt and blue shorts, stands in a log-walled room with a green bush outside the window, first scowling with hands on hips and then raising one arm as he talks. Milhouse, with blue hair and red-framed glasses, stands beside a girl with light brown hair in a pink pinafore dress, the two holding hands as they watch him. Bart then gestures toward them over a dark box heaped with purple-wrapped packets, more of which are scattered across the wooden floor.

> Maybe I should go.
> No, that's okay. You can stay.

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## 8:26–8:39

Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands behind a dark box in a wood-paneled room with a green board on the wall, sorting through a stack of comic books and grinning as he pulls out a green-covered issue. Scattered comics lie on the floor and box as he picks up a copy of Radioactive Man, holding it up to show a woman with voluminous strawberry-blonde hair, a pink puffy-sleeved dress and a white collar, who stands beside a window with green shrubbery. She looks on wide-eyed and uncertain at first, then smiles with braces and raises a hand as if responding, while the comics remain spread out around them.

> You can read comics with us.
> Let's see. Something for the lady.
> Ah.
> Radioactive man versus the swamp hag.
> Got any girl comics, like Bonnie Crane Girl Attorney,
> Punkin' and Dunkin' the Twinkle Twins, or Lil Knee Socks?

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## 8:39–8:50

Bart Simpson, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, and Milhouse, the blue-haired boy with red glasses and a lavender shirt, stand indoors against a wooden-paneled wall beside a framed picture of a house in green bushes. Bart first stands with his eyes half-closed while Milhouse talks to him, then Bart's expression sharpens into a wide-eyed grin as he gestures with an open hand. The scene cuts to Bart climbing a large tree toward a treehouse under a bright blue sky, clutching a purple-and-white comic book against the trunk.

> No, but my sister's got a wide selection of crappy comics.

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## 8:50–8:58

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, appears in a wooden clubhouse beside a stack of comic books, first holding up an Elvis doll ad and then a Doomed Romance Comics cover showing a couple kissing while a woman watches from a doorway. The comic is lowered to reveal Milhouse, with blue hair, glasses, a lavender shirt and orange shorts, kissing a long-haired blonde girl in a pink dress, and the two hold hands as more comics lie scattered on the wooden floor beside a purple box.

> Ew, you guys want to see something gross?

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## 8:58–9:09

Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, appears in a close-up with wide, bulging eyes and an open, shocked mouth against a blue and green background. The image then goes fully black before a television screen fades in showing the glowing blue title 'SMARTLINE' above a dark city skyline silhouette with a few stars in the sky. The title stays steady on the TV screen through the final moments, with the scene holding on the glowing title and skyline as the sequence ends.

> Tonight on SmartLine. I'm okay, you're too fat.

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## 9:09–9:16

Kent Brockman, the grey-haired news anchor in a blue suit and dark tie, sits at a purple news desk holding a sheet of paper in front of a blue backdrop, with four small monitors above him showing a heavy man, a man eating a sandwich, a Black man holding a snack, and a woman in a red dress. Across the five moments he stays seated and mostly still, his eyes narrowing and his mouth opening as he begins to speak and read from the paper, while the monitors above him remain unchanged. Small blank papers rest on the desk on either side of him, and the set is framed by a dark blue border.

> Here's your host, Kent Brockman. Good evening.
> Did you know that 34 million American adults are obese?

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## 9:16–9:23

Kent Brockman, the grey-haired news anchor in a blue suit and dark tie, sits behind a purple desk in a television studio, reading from a sheet of paper. Small monitors above him show a heavy man in a green shirt, a man in an orange shirt biting a sandwich, a heavy Black man holding a pink-topped treat, and a girl in a red dress with spiky hair. He starts wide-eyed and talking, then squints and gestures with one hand, and by the end he sits with his hands folded over the paper, glancing sideways with a skeptical look.

> Taking together that excess blubber could fill the Grand Canyon two-fifths of the way up.
> That may not sound impressive, but keep in mind it is a very big canyon.

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## 9:23–9:34

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a light green dress, sits cross-legged on a rug reading a purple book labeled ETERNITY, while Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, lies stretched out across a dark couch behind her, holding a red and white soda can. In the first frames Homer's head sits at the right with his body draped over the couch back, and he reaches out with one arm as his eyes wander. He then sprawls farther along the couch, reaching his arm down toward the floor, where a blue remote lies near a dark wastebasket beside a purple pole. In the final frame he lounges with his head resting on his hand and his eyes half closed, the soda can balanced on the couch back, while Lisa keeps reading with a sideways glance. The purple wall, a dark cabinet on the left, and a patterned oval rug complete the room.

> This sucks. Where's that channel changer?
> Oh, eh, I'll give it a chance.

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## 9:34–9:42

Kent Brockman, the grey-haired news anchor in a blue suit and dark tie, sits behind a desk holding a sheet of paper and speaks while small inset screens behind him show a man biting a burger and a man holding an ice cream cone. The scene then moves to a bearded, heavyset man in a white cap and a blue Hawaiian shirt with green stars, who spreads his hands and gestures, followed by a bald, heavyset man in a dark jacket leaning on a chair labeled HITCHCOCK and giving a sly sideways look. It ends with a jolly man in a Santa suit, round glasses and a purple pipe, holding a red sack and grinning against a green background.

> Americans have grown up with the image of the jolly fat man.
> Dom DeLuise, Alfred Hitchcock, and of course, Santa Claus.

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## 9:42–9:54

Santa Claus lies in a hospital bed under a purple blanket with an IV drip beside him while two reindeer wearing goggles stand behind him and a nurse with a blue bob and white cap watches from the left. A doctor in a white coat and blue cap leans over the bed, touching Santa's chest with a stethoscope, then turns to a pink monitor labeled S. CLAUS showing a green line across its blue screen as he looks at it, with the caption DRAMATIZATION shown at the bottom throughout.

> But in real life, Santa would be suffering from gallstones, hypertension, impotence,
> and diabetes.

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## 9:54–10:03

Lisa, in a pale green top, stands in the foreground beside a Duff beer can as the family gathers at a graveyard at dusk, with Marge in a black dress and pearls, Bart in a black suit and tie, Lisa in black with pearls, and Maggie in black with a pacifier. A grey tombstone reading "HOMER SIMPSON, BORN: 9 lbs 6 oz., DIED: 402 lbs 1 oz." stands in the foreground, and the family grieves, with Marge dabbing her eyes and Maggie sucking her pacifier while Bart looks solemn.

> I wish they had never invented fried cheese.

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## 10:03–10:13

Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive, black dress, pearls and white gloves, dabs at her eyes with a handkerchief, then wipes her face and grimaces. Behind her, a wooden crate stenciled "Steinway Pianos" hangs from chains in a dark graveyard, and a family in black, including Bart and Lisa, stands near a grave beside workers in blue overalls. The crate is then lifted higher while a grey-haired crane operator in a white hard hat sits in a purple crane cab, working the controls.

> We gotta widen the hole. Make it snappy.
> The Jane's not gonna give.

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## 10:13–10:26

Lisa, with her star-shaped spiky hair and light blue dress, appears first beside Bart and Marge, who has her tall blue beehive, as blue-clad workers carry a wooden crate labeled 'STEINWAY PIANOS' on chains over a grave with headstones in a dark graveyard. The scene then moves indoors to a purple room where Lisa leans over Homer, who lies on a bed in a white undershirt and shorts, looking pale and tearful with his eyes half-open. A can of Duff beer sits on a shelf behind them, and Homer's expression shifts from weary to wide-eyed while Lisa watches with a steady, calm look.

> We take 18 ounces of sizzling ground beef and soak it in rich
> creamery butter. Then we top it off with bacon, ham,

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## 10:26–10:38

Homer and Lisa Simpson are in a room with a purple wall and a dark couch, Homer slumped back on the cushions and Lisa standing in front of him with a wide-eyed, open-mouthed look. On a purple-framed screen, a large burger on a white plate has yellow melted topping and brown patties, then gets layered with bacon, ham, and a fried egg, while Homer's eyes bulge and his mouth gapes. Lisa, in a teal dress, looks alarmed as Homer keeps leaning back.

> and a fried egg.
> We call it the Good Morning Burger.
> I've gotta help him.

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## 10:38–10:49

Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands at the left edge in the first frame while Milhouse, the blue-haired boy with glasses in a purple shirt and red pants, kneels face to face with a girl in a pink dress with long light-brown hair, both in a wood-paneled room. Bart then kneels on a wooden floor, holding up two baseball cards in the middle frames, and later sits cross-legged with his sneakers out, spreading several baseball cards across the floor and grinning. In the fourth frame a hand reaches in from the left to hold a blue-bordered baseball card labeled with a player's image while Milhouse and the girl lean toward each other over it. Visible objects include the baseball cards with blue and white borders scattered across the floorboards and a window with a blue sky at the left edge.

> Okay, Milhouse, I'll trade your Carl Jastrzemski baseball card for my Omar Vizquel.
> Deal.
> Next on the trading block, your Mickey Mantle, 1958, for my picture of Homer on the couch.

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## 10:49–10:58

Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses, and an unnamed girl with long honey-blonde hair, a pink dress and braces kneel face to face on a wooden floor. A yellow hand holds up a Mickey Mantle card reading "Outfield New York", and then a picture of a sleeping, heavyset man in a white shirt and blue jeans stretched across an orange couch in a pink living room with a red telephone and a sailboat painting. The girl grips Milhouse's wrist, then grins with her braces showing, glances sideways and tucks her hair behind her ear.

> Milhouse, I've got to go.
> My dad thinks I'm having my braces examined.

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## 10:58–11:05

Milhouse, with blue hair and red-framed glasses in a lavender shirt and red shorts, sits on a wooden-paneled floor beside a girl with shoulder-length honey-blonde hair in a pink dress with white trim, who is not one of the regulars. Milhouse grins and leans toward her, then talks with his mouth open while she looks up and sideways, her hand near her cheek. Next he gestures with both hands between them while she looks worried, and finally he pulls off his glasses and covers his eyes with his hands as he sits against the brown wall.

> Well, you kind of sort are. Ha, ha, ha.
> Mm-mm.

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## 11:05–11:18

Milhouse, with blue hair, red glasses, a lavender shirt and red shorts, stands at a wooden window with a painted tree and blue sky while a girl with long light-brown hair in a pink dress leans against him from behind in the first moment. Bart, in an orange shirt and blue shorts, then places his hand on Milhouse's arm, steps back and stands beside him looking nervous, and the two then stand side by side in front of the window as Milhouse talks and Bart glances sideways. A partly visible figure in a yellow arm and blue shoe appears at the right edge of the room.

> Millhouse, we're living in the age of cooties.
> I can't believe the risk you're running.
> Besides, what's so great about kissing?
> Bert, it's not just a kissing.
> A lot of it is waiting to kiss.
> You know, like when you open an Eskimo pie and you wait just a little bit for it to melt.

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## 11:18–11:31

Milhouse, with blue hair and red-framed glasses, and Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stand against a wooden wall; Bart folds his arms and watches Milhouse, who talks with an open mouth and a smile. Bart's expression changes from a sideways glance to a wide-eyed stare as he leans toward Milhouse. The scene then cuts to a close-up on a television screen showing a glossy, golden-brown blob of melting chocolate spreading across a red and blue background, with a white highlight streaking across its surface.

> But she doesn't melt.
> Oh, yes, she does. We start with pure milk chocolate.

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## 11:31–11:42

Homer Simpson sits on a dark red couch in a pink living room with an orange lampshade on his head, while Marge, partly visible at the left edge, is seen with her tall blue hair. Homer's mouth hangs open in an eager expression, then he closes his eyes and smiles dreamily before slumping back against the couch and gazing upward with his mouth open. A purple floor lamp stands nearby, and a teal decorative item hangs on the wall at the right.

> Chocolate.
> Add a layer of farm fresh honey.
> Oh, sweet.
> Then we sprinkle on four kinds of sugar.
> And dip it in rich creamery butter.

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## 11:42–11:53

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, reclines on a dark red couch in a pink room, then sits up and talks while Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair, red dress and pearl necklace, sits beside him holding a blue magazine labeled ETERNITY. In the first moment Homer lies back with his head tilted and eyes rolled upward, and in the second he sleeps with his eyes closed while Lisa looks toward him. Homer then opens his eyes and glances over as Lisa turns to him, and by the end he is upright, mouth open as he speaks, while Lisa, holding the magazine, watches him with a steady gaze. A red lamp shade hangs on the wall above the couch, and a purple floor lamp stands behind them.

> Dad, what if I told you you could lose weight without dieting or lifting a finger?
> I'd say you're a lying scumbag. Why, sweetie?
> According to Eternity Magazine, you can lose weight through subliminal learning.

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## 11:53–12:06

Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair, red dress and pearl necklace, first stands in a pink room holding up a dark blue magazine titled "Eternity" that shows a robot-like figure in a red bikini, with text reading "The Year 2525 Were Zager and Evans Right" partly visible. She grimaces, then looks wide-eyed and open-mouthed, and in the later images she sits beside Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, on a dark red couch. Homer closes his eyes and rests a hand on his chest while Lisa leans toward him and rests her hand on his shoulder, still holding the magazine. Later Homer opens his eyes and smiles with a sideways glance while Lisa looks up at him holding the magazine. A framed sailboat picture and an orange lampshade hang on the pink wall behind them.

> That's where an idea is suddenly implanted in your head without you even knowing it.
> Oh, Lisa, that's a load of rich creamery butter.
> They'll send you tapes you listen to while you sleep.

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## 12:06–12:13

Homer, the bald, heavy man with stubble in a white shirt, sits in front of a framed picture of a sailboat and begins with a sleepy, half-lidded stare before slowly closing his eyes and dropping his head. The scene then cuts to a purple advertisement held up in the foreground, showing Dr. Marvin Monroe, a cartoon man with a bushy yellow beard and a red-and-blue shirt, grinning while holding a fan of cassette tapes, and the words 'DR. MARVIN MONROE SUBLIMINAL TAPE CLUB' and 'CALL KL5-3700' are printed on it, with a partial 'TURBO' banner and 'NEW' label along the bottom. The advertisement stays still across the final frames while the figure's expression and tapes remain unchanged.

> As you hear New Age music, a powerful message goes to your brain telling you to eat less.
> Lose weight and listen to New Age music?

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## 12:13–12:23

Homer, Lisa and Marge sit in a pink living room on a dark red couch below a framed sailboat picture. Lisa, holding a blue book labeled ETERNITY, grins up at Homer, who grins back and then turns uneasy with his mouth hanging open, while Marge keeps knitting a purple scarf and then turns her head toward Lisa as she speaks. A red lampshade and a teal telephone sit nearby.

> Wow.
> What do you think, Marge?
> Oh, Homer, I love you just the way you are.
> Lisa, what's that number?

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## 12:23–12:32

Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, stands by a red wall phone with the receiver to her ear, eyes wide and teeth clenched in a strained grin. Across the room, a woman with frizzy orange hair, a headset and a pink dress sits at a desk before a computer with a green screen, tapping a pencil between her hands and then raising one hand in a gesture. A glass sits on the desk beside the keyboard.

> Operator, I'd like to place an order for my husband.
> Would he like to lose weight, stop smoking, learn the state capitals,
> master hostage negotiations?

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## 12:32–12:43

Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress with red beads, stands at a red wall phone in a kitchen, squinting at first and then widening her eyes as she grips the receiver. Outside, a stocky man in a red cap and brown vest raises a megaphone against a starry night sky lit by bright searchlight beams. Beneath a large grey jet on a dark tarmac beside stacked crates, the small figure in yellow overalls and a red cap lifts a hand to his face, then extends his arm outward while holding a small object.

> Hmm...hostage negotiations?
> Listen, Tappoli, we're ignoring all your demands.
> What do you say to that?
> You better give me the weight loss tape.

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## 12:43–12:50

Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, grips a red wall phone with wide, worried eyes while a red phone cord dangles beside her. The scene then shifts to an office where an unnamed dark-haired man in a purple shirt reads a green-and-blue folder, a bespectacled man in a lilac shirt stands behind the desk, and a long-haired woman in a grey shirt sits on the right. The standing man lifts a small cup to drink while the woman reaches toward a cardboard box and a purple tray on the desk, which is marked with an 'UP' arrow on the boxes behind them.

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## 12:50–13:00

A heavyset person with long black hair, freckles and a pink shirt stands by shelves labeled WEIGHT LOSS, holding an open cardboard box and glancing sideways with a glum expression. The person then moves along to shelves marked VOCABULARY BUILDER, reaching up to place a box among rows of white boxes. The scene then shifts to a suburban house at night under a full moon, its windows lit, with a small dark figure on the sidewalk near the front lawn.

> We're out of Subliminally Slim.
> Eh, just send him the vocabulary builder.
> Here you go, fatso. So long, stomach.
> We've had a lot of great memory.

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## 13:00–13:12

Homer Simpson, bald with stubble and wearing a white shirt, is first seen in bed with headphones on and a cord running to a cassette player on the orange nightstand, then the scene shifts to a dreamy overlay of Homer lounging in a pool wearing a green swimsuit, with a pink umbrella and a bowl of fries balanced on his belly beside a pink house and a sign reading 6 FT. Next, Homer lies on a striped rug in front of a television with Maggie, the baby with a pacifier and blue bow, sitting on his stomach, and in the final moment Maggie is still perched on him as he tilts his head back and opens his mouth in surprise.

> Memories Press between the pages of my mind

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## 13:12–13:18

A grinning yellow costume figure with a tall black top hat and black bow tie, wearing a purple body, stands in front of a crowd at the Annual 4th of July Parade, with a banner overhead. The figure stays in the foreground while a red-haired man in a green sweater, a dark-haired woman in a red dress, and a boy in a purple cap look on and wave, and a pole stands near the crowd. As the figure moves, it passes in front of the pole and the family-style group, and spectators on the right raise their arms and cheer.

> Memories
> Press between the pages of my mind

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## 13:18–13:31

Outside, a masked figure in a black hood and flag-print vest stands in a street as cheering townspeople with raised arms crowd around, including Marge with her tall blue beehive. Homer, in blue pajamas, lies in bed with headphones on, eyes half-closed, then drifts into sleep beside a lamp with an orange shade. The scene ends on a close-up of a black device with two dials and a label reading "VOCABULARY BUILDER" resting on an orange and blue surface, its cord trailing off the edge.

> Hello, this is Dr. Marvin Monroe.
> Let's build your vocabulary.
> Hey, abattoir, slaughterhouse.

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## 13:31–13:41

Homer Simpson, bald and in a white shirt, first appears in a close-up lying down with a dark round device over his face and a grey strap around his head, next to a blue pillow and a lamp. The view then moves to the Simpson house, with its pink front door and pink garage door, under a night sky that shifts to a pink-tinged sunset. Finally, Homer stands in his purple-cabineted kitchen, opening his mouth and raising a brown stick-like food to it, with a blender on the counter behind him.

> The cow was slaughtered in the abattoir.
> Homer, has the weight loss type reduced your appetite?

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## 13:41–13:53

Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson, Lisa Simpson and Bart Simpson sit around the kitchen table eating pancakes, with Homer talking at the table while Marge stands behind them holding a plate of pancakes. The scene shifts so Homer's large face fills the left edge as Marge and Lisa stand near the counter with a stack of pancakes and an oven mitt beside canisters, then Bart is seen from behind at a window, looking out at a tree house where two figures sit inside. Notable objects include a blue blender, a green refrigerator, a plate of pancakes, a glass of milk, and a tree house in the window.

> Well, lamentably, no.
> My gastronomic capacity knows no satiety.
> Don't you usually play with Milhouse after school?

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## 13:53–13:59

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands with his arms crossed in a pink bedroom, looking sullen and sideways while Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress with a red bead necklace, gestures and talks to him. Bart's expression stays skeptical as he shifts slightly, and Marge then turns her head toward the viewer, eyes wide, before breaking into a broad, eyes-closed laugh with one hand raised. Visible objects include a blue toy airplane hanging on the pink wall, a framed picture on the floor near Marge, and a red bedpost on the right.

> He has a girlfriend.
> Milhouse?
> Yeah, all they do is kiss.

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## 13:59–14:11

Bart, arms crossed and scowling, sits in his pink bedroom beside a red chair while Marge, in a green dress with red beads and her tall blue beehive, stands nearby, glances at him, raises a hand to her chin, then clasps her hands together. The moment then shifts to Bart in a red cap and orange shirt and Lisa in a pearl necklace standing in an orange doorway, looking out toward a front path lined with green bushes.

> How cute.
> They don't open their mouths, do they?
> No.
> How cute.

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## 14:11–14:25

Bart, seen from behind in an orange shirt, looks down the aisle of a school bus where Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses, sits beside a light-haired boy in a white shirt holding a blue lunchbox. The bus has red seats and windows showing green trees, with other passengers further back. In close-ups the light-haired boy grins widely with his teeth showing, then laughs with his mouth open, and finally grins while glancing off to the side.

> Hey, Martin.
> Bart?
> This is the first time anyone has ever sat next to me since I successfully lobbied to have
> the school day extended by 20 minutes.

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## 14:25–14:28

Bart, in his red cap and orange shirt, sits beside a light-haired boy in a white shirt who holds a blue bag on his lap, while Bart talks and reaches toward him on what looks like a bus seat with a window behind them. The scene then shifts to Milhouse, with blue hair and round glasses in a purple shirt, leaning in to kiss a woman with long wavy brown hair in a pink dress, as Bart looks on with a sour, annoyed expression. The setting is an orange-upholstered bus interior with a view of houses and trees through the window.

> Listen, Martin, right now I'm looking for a friend who won't leave me for a girl.
> That's me.

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## 14:28–14:36

Bart, in a red cap, orange shirt and blue shorts, sits on an orange bus seat holding a green book, while Milhouse, with blue hair and a white shirt, stands beside him clutching a blue briefcase. Milhouse raises a fist, then spreads his hands in a shrug and looks surprised with his mouth open, while Bart turns toward him, gestures and speaks. Houses pass by in the bus windows behind them.

> I'm just as unpopular with the ladies as I am with the chaps.
> Yeah, right. Anyway, do you want to do something after school?

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## 14:36–14:44

Bart, in his red cap, orange shirt and blue shorts, sits on an orange tiered bench beside a light-haired boy in a white shirt, red shorts and blue cap who holds a blue briefcase and talks animatedly. The boy then stands on the orange-carpeted stairs with both arms raised toward a crowd of townspeople, including a woman with a tall brown hairdo and a man with black hair and glasses, while Bart looks on. Bart finally slumps onto the bench, pulling his red cap over his face with both hands, as a green book rests beside him.

> It's a date.
> Everyone, Bart and I would like to announce that we are friends.

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## 14:44–14:54

Bart, in an orange shirt and blue shorts with a yellow flower on his head, stands beside a chubby blond boy in a white shirt, orange shorts and a purple feathered hat, who holds a lute. In a room with a periodic-table-style wall chart, orange balloons and a potted green plant, the boy first walks in and then stops to hold up the plant while Bart watches. The boy then strums the lute and sings with his eyes closed and mouth open, while Bart stands listening, and finally the boy keeps playing and glances sideways as Bart looks on.

> Now, Bart, would you care to listen to me play the lute?
> Uh, sure.
> Come home, my bunny warrior.

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## 14:54–15:03

A young boy with a purple wizard-style hat and a red ribbon, wearing a white shirt and orange shorts, is a one-off character rather than a regular, so he is described as a small blond boy in a purple hat. He stands by a blue curtain at a window, strumming and singing a small brown mandolin-like instrument with a heart-patterned body. Through the window a suburban street shows a yellow house, a red toy-like wagon and a green lawn. He keeps playing and grinning, eyes closed mid-song in one moment, then glancing sideways while a tiny figure walks along the sidewalk at the lower right.

> For now, the nets are full of fish.
> I don't know if that tape is working. You ate three desserts tonight.

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## 15:03–15:15

Homer and Marge are in their bedroom, with Marge lying in bed with her arms crossed and Homer sitting beside her. Homer gestures with an open hand while Marge looks wide-eyed and uneasy, and a black cassette player with headphones rests on the bed beside them. Marge then leans back on her blue pillow with her eyes shut and a grin on her face.

> Forbearance is the watchword. that triumvirate of Twinkies merely overwhelmed my resolve.
> There's another thing I've been wanting to talk to you about.

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## 15:15–15:29

Homer, the bald heavy man in a blue shirt, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive, lie in a bed with orange and pink covers and purple pillows in a pink bedroom with framed pictures on the wall. Homer leans in grinning and gestures with one arm, then sprawls back with his arm flung wide while Marge stares sideways with wide eyes. Homer leans in close and kisses Marge on the cheek with his eyes shut, while Marge looks on with wide eyes, and Marge then opens her mouth in a surprised expression as she lies back against the pillow.

> Tut, tut, gentle Marge. For here in the boudoir,
> the gourmand metamorphosizes into the voluptuary.
> What in God's name are you talking about?
> Oh.

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## 15:29–15:41

Bart, Lisa and Milhouse sit side by side on a couch in a pink room, watching a television as the scene opens on the dark, quiet exterior of the Simpson house at night. On the TV, a black cat-like groom in a top hat and pink bow tie clasps hands with a brown bride wearing a flower crown, while a blue mouse-like officiant reads from an open book at a lectern. The groom then bites the bride's neck, and blood spurts across her white dress and the red carpet.

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## 15:41–15:52

Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses, sits between a blonde girl in a pink dress and Bart in his orange shirt on a maroon couch, holding hands with the girl as Bart laughs with his eyes shut and then sits with his arms folded and an unimpressed look. Outside, a pink convertible with a Just Married sign drives down a sunny street trailing two cats, one brown in a white veil and one black in a sailor cap, before the scene cuts to the Springfield Googolplex Theatres marquee with a line of small figures waiting outside.

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## 15:52–16:01

Bart, holding a pink drink with a straw and a tub of popcorn, sits beside Milhouse, who wears glasses and a blue cap, while a girl in a pink dress sits next to Milhouse, all in a dark theater crowded with seated patrons. On the large screen, a man with a blue cap lies in bed under a blue blanket beside a woman with long white hair, and in the later images he slowly closes his eyes and sinks back while she smiles and lifts her arm. Bart and Milhouse watch the screen with wide eyes, and the audience in the rows below stays seated and still.

> Hey, guys.
> Wow, that really took my mind off those awful transforming space mutants.
> Good.

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## 16:01–16:13

A shirtless blue-haired man and a white-haired woman with red lips lie in bed under a blue blanket, then the man flails and screams as a green three-eyed monster with fangs lunges at him through glowing pink streaks. Afterward, Milhouse, with blue hair and red-framed glasses, sits in a crowd beside a woman with long brown hair and holds popcorn, while Bart in an orange shirt holds a pink drink with a striped straw and a popcorn bucket as the two lean toward each other.

> Man, I could sure go for a snack.
> Me too.

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## 16:13–16:25

Bart, in his orange shirt, stands in a crowded line with Milhouse, who has blue hair and glasses, and a girl with a tall brown hairdo in a pink pinafore, who is probably Lisa's... no. The girl with the bouffant brown hair in a pink pinafore is Mrs. Krabappel-like in build but is a one-off girl, so she is described only as a girl with a brown hairdo and pink pinafore. Beneath a marquee of numbered movie titles including 'Space Mutants VII', they stand near a theater entrance where a bald-headed man with a moustache peers over them from behind. Bart and Milhouse lean in with arms around each other while the girl's eyes shift sideways, and then the three stand apart with the Space Mutants VII poster visible beside them as the girl glances aside and Bart looks forward with a sullen expression.

> Hey, I've got an idea.
> Why don't the three of us go spit on the principal's car?
> Listen, Bart, there's such a thing as spending too much time together.
> Oh, fine.
> I'm tired of watching you two lip wrestle.

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## 16:25–16:35

Milhouse, the blue-haired boy in red glasses and a lavender shirt, and a girl with a tall honey-blonde hairdo in a pink dress stand on a sidewalk on the left and right, with Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, between them. Bart first screws up his face and rubs his eye, then looks up with a wide-eyed, open-mouthed expression as the others face him. Bart then turns and walks off toward the right, away from the group, past a parked red car, while the blonde girl watches him go. He continues walking alone down a narrow brick-walled alley, with a shopfront with an awning, a red car and green trees visible in the street beyond. In the final moment he stands alone in the alley, glancing sideways with a sad, downcast look, his hands at his sides.

> There's plenty of other ways to be grossed out in this town.
> Bart, wait! Yeah?

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## 16:35–16:45

Milhouse, the blue-haired boy in red-rimmed glasses and a pink shirt, stands in the foreground on the left with his arm stretched out toward a brick wall, speaking to Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, who stands small against the wall in the background of a city street. Milhouse then drops his arm and hops or crouches in a jittery pose on the sidewalk, with a red car and a yellow building with a striped awning behind him, while Bart turns his wide-eyed face toward the viewer, mouth open, in a close-up beside a green car and a tree. Notable objects include the grey brick wall and the parked cars along the street.

> Can we still use your treehouse?
> What?
> Get bent. If her father catches us, he'll kill her.
> All right, Milhouse, you can use my treehouse.

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## 16:45–16:54

Marge, seen from behind with her tall blue beehive and pink top, and Bart, in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stand at opposite ends of a narrow brown dirt alley between purple brick walls. Marge raises one hand while Bart stands with his arms folded, then he fidgets with his hands at his chest and walks off toward the side of the alley. Scattered debris lies on the ground and a pale brick wall closes off the far end.

> Thanks, Bart.
> Samantha and Milhouse sitting in a tree,
> about to lose their privacy.

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## 16:54–17:02

Bart appears as a dark silhouette with spiky hair, reaching and pressing his hands against the pale brick wall of a narrow purple-walled passage with a brown dirt floor. He climbs upward and then the screen fades to black, before a close-up shows a yellow-skinned man with narrowed eyes, a clenched hand raised near his mouth, and a red surface behind him.

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## 17:02–17:09

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands by a wall phone in a pink hallway and then waits with his arms behind his back as Homer, bald and heavy in a white shirt and blue trousers, approaches holding folded tan clothing. Homer bends over an open refrigerator built into the wall, peering at shelves of bottles, jars and a ham, then grips the shelves with a strained, wide-eyed grin as he reaches inside. Finally he straightens up holding a multipack of cans with red and black labels while Bart leans against his side and glances up at them.

> Now there's a Machiavellian countenance.
> Ooh, a sextet of ale.
> Hello, Mr. Stanky.

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## 17:09–17:20

Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands against a purple and pink wall holding a red telephone to his ear and mouth, first looking wide-eyed and worried, then narrowing his eyes with a sly smirk while twisting the coiled cord in his other hand. The scene cuts to a large treehouse with a dark wooden roof and orange planks nestled in a big green tree against a blue sky, with wooden boards nailed along the trunk.

> I have some shocking news about your daughter, Samantha.
> Who am I?
> Let's just say I'm a concerned prude with a lot of time on his hands.

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## 17:20–17:31

Milhouse, with blue hair, red-rimmed glasses, a pink shirt and red shorts, stands facing a girl with long wavy blonde hair, braces, and a pink dress with a white collar in front of a wooden wall with green shrubs. He smiles and then talks with his hands clasped low, while she bugs her eyes, grins with her braces showing, and gestures with both hands, one toward the edge of the frame where another person stands. The scene then shifts outside to a leafy treehouse above a brown roof, where a small figure stands in the opening as several black birds swoop through a bright blue sky.

> I bet you had peanut butter for breakfast.
> Yeah.
> Samantha!
> Dad!
> No!

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## 17:31–17:43

A brown-haired man in a cream jacket, blue tie and brown trousers and a young girl with shoulder-length light brown hair in a pink dress and white socks are in a backyard beside a wooden fence, a large tree trunk on the right and a house at the left. The man first appears lifted up behind the tree trunk, then holds the girl close with her eyes shut, then faces her with gesturing hands while she looks up nervously. He ends up carrying her away under one arm, with a pink object held in front of her.

> Samantha, you're my little girl, and sometimes my imagination runs away with me.
> Just tell me what happened. Well, Milhouse and I...
> That's enough!
> I'm putting you in an all-girls school.
> You're never going to see that boy again.

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## 17:43–17:57

A large pale figure carries a brown-haired girl in a pink dress past a purple trash can, then waves toward Milhouse, who has blue hair and glasses and peers from a treehouse window high in a tree. Marge, with her tall blue beehive, stands on a brick path facing a purple car, and Bart in an orange shirt and blue shorts wedges himself between brick walls beside a hedge, first looking strained and then grinning.

> Milhouse!
> Samantha!
> Well, Milhouse, tis better to have loved and lost, yada, yada, yada.
> Let's go to the arcade.
> How could this happen?

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## 17:57–18:03

Milhouse, with blue hair, red-framed glasses and a lavender shirt, and Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt and blue shorts, sit and stand on top of a large wooden treehouse platform built into a tree, with green foliage around it. In the first frame Milhouse is seated at the left edge of the wooden structure while Bart stands beside him, and across the frames the view shifts from the treehouse in the foreground to a distant panoramic view of the tree, with Bart standing and Milhouse sitting on the edge, both looking downward and to the side. A small wooden plank sits on the treehouse ledge, and by the end the pair are seen from farther away against blue sky below the tree.

> We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.

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## 18:03–18:17

Homer, wearing headphones and lying in bed under an orange blanket with a portable cassette player beside him, is joined by Lisa, a girl with spiky hair and a light blue shirt, who stands at the bedside. Marge, with her tall blue beehive, is visible asleep against the pillow behind him. In the first two moments Homer lies still with his eyes closed while Marge rests beside him. Lisa then approaches and raises a hand while Homer turns his head toward her and frowns. In the final moments Lisa stands by the bed with her eyes wide and points toward the blanket while Homer looks back at her with a worried expression. The room has purple furniture, a lamp with a yellow shade, a framed portrait of Grampa on the wall and a framed photo of Homer on the dresser, and a door with a green tiled floor beyond.

> Horuspicy! predicting the future through the study of animal entrails.
> Dad, Dad, do you know what today is? The vernal equinox?
> No, it's two weeks since you got that subliminal weight loss tape.
> Let's get you on the scale.

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## 18:17–18:26

Homer Simpson first stands on a bathroom scale, seen only as his blue-shirted belly and yellow feet on the green platform, then appears in a room with orange walls wearing headphones while Lisa, with her star-shaped spiky hair, looks on beside him. In a lilac bathroom with a pink-framed mirror and a red bottle on a shelf, Homer keeps the headphones on, scowls and shouts, then holds up a black VHS tape and glares at it. The sequence ends on an empty pink hamper with a white-and-yellow flower design and a teal cloth draped over its rim, set against blue and purple tiled walls.

> You've gained 13 pounds.
> Disingenuous mountebanks with their subliminal sectainary.
> A box on them!

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## 18:26–18:38

Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses in a pink shirt and orange shorts, stands atop a red jungle gym under a purple dusk sky while two boys below, one with spiky blond hair in a white shirt and one with a yellow bowl cut in a blue shirt, look up at him and react. Then Lisa, with star-shaped spiky hair and a pearl necklace, sits on a bed reading a dark magazine with a hand on its cover, while Bart in an orange shirt stands nearby beside a pink door and an alarm clock. Lisa lifts the magazine to show Bart its cover as he looks on.

> There stands a broken man. It's recess everywhere but in his heart.
> Hey, Bart, according to this magazine, in another million years,

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## 18:38–18:49

Lisa Simpson, with her spiky star-shaped hair, red dress and pearl necklace, sits on a blue bed holding a small book titled Eternity 2525 and looks toward Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in his orange shirt, who sits beside her and gestures with one hand. In the opening frames, a large hand in a book labeled Future Appendage with a grey page of text is held up and pointed at, while a green alien in a striped beanie peeks from behind it. Lisa then reads the book on the bed and Bart talks to her with an animated expression and open hand, as a bedroom door and a dark-framed object sit in the background.

> man will have an extra finger. Five fingers?
> Ew, freak show.
> Listen, Lisa, I need some advice and Mom's not here.
> Why didn't you go to Dad? I did, but I couldn't understand what the hell he was saying.
> Lisa, I feel terrible.

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## 18:49–18:59

Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, stands at the left edge of a pink bedroom beside a brown door, first giving a thumbs-up and then gesturing with an open hand while he talks. Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress, sits on a purple bed in front of a lavender pillow, holding open a dark blue magazine titled "ETERNITY" with a small gold-and-red trophy-like illustration on its cover, and she glances up and back toward Bart while reading. Her expression shifts from wide-eyed reading to a more concerned, sideways look as the scene goes on, with Bart's head in the foreground on the right.

> I ratted on my best friend and he doesn't even know I did it.
> Well, according to Eternity magazine,
> the feeling of guilt has been linked to the neurotransmitter, Gamma-phenamine.

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## 18:59–19:10

Lisa Simpson, with her star-shaped spiky hair and a string of pearls, stands at the left edge holding a sheet of paper while speaking to Bart Simpson, who wears an orange shirt and stands beside a pink dresser in a room with blue shelves, a green elf figurine, and a pink basket. Lisa keeps talking and glances toward Bart while he looks uneasy, his eyes shifting down and to the side, and he slowly sighs and looks away as she continues. The paper stays in Lisa's hands throughout as the pair remain in their positions.

> Dow Chemical is developing a minty gel which will eliminate excess guilt,
> but unfortunately it won't be on the market for another six months.
> So I guess you're gonna have to bite the bullet and confess to Milhouse.

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## 19:10–19:20

Bart, a spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, sits on the edge of a blue bed while Lisa, in a red dress with star-shaped hair, reads a dark book beside him in a purple room. Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses, opens the purple front door of house number 3 and stands in the doorway with Bart, then rests a hand on Bart's shoulder as they stand on the porch. The scene ends with Milhouse lying sprawled in red pajamas on a red-covered bed in a cluttered purple room, with a lava lamp, a sandwich on a green nightstand, a tray of food on the floor, and a Krusty the Clown cylinder nearby.

> Hmm... Bart, I'm glad you're here.
> Milhouse could use a friend like you.
> Ha, ha, ha.

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## 19:20–19:33

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, sits beside Milhouse, who has blue hair, glasses and a pale pink shirt with red shorts, as Milhouse lies face-down on a red bed in a blue bedroom. Bart leans over and pats or touches Milhouse's head, then turns and gestures with open hands while Milhouse's tearful, wide-eyed face stays pressed into the bedspread. A green lamp, a corkboard with notes, a red car painting and a poster of a band with a yellow sign appear on the walls, and a red soda can sits on a green nightstand at the edge of the scene.

> Milhouse? Bart, I didn't want you to see me cry.
> Oh, come on. I've seen you cry a million times.
> You cry when you scrape your knee, you cry when they're out of chocolate milk,
> you cry when you're doing long division and you have a remainder left over.
> Well, I didn't want you to see me cry this time.

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## 19:33–19:43

Bart, in his orange shirt, stands beside a red bed where Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses, lies on a blue pillow in a bedroom with an I Love Krusty sign and a glass of water on a green nightstand. Bart then sits on the bed's edge with a wide-eyed, nervous grin while Milhouse rests with a red streak running from one eye, and Milhouse finally sits up and grips Bart's shoulder as he leans in close to his face. Bart stares ahead, stiff and wide-eyed, as Milhouse presses against him, with a lamp and a poster on the wall behind them.

> Listen, Milhouse, I got a confession to make.
> I'm the one who knocked on your kissing.
> What?!

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## 19:43–19:53

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, wrestles a heavyset figure in blue overalls in a bedroom with a green door, a red-and-green wall and a poster reading "RUSTY" while Milhouse, the blue-haired boy with glasses, peeks out from a doorway. A blue-haired woman with red glasses in an orange dress and a thin balding man in a red sweater and brown trousers stand by the open green door, and Milhouse steps out between them with a wide-eyed look as the woman speaks and then gestures toward the doorway.

> Milhouse is out of bed and full of beans.
> Oh, it's a miracle.

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## 19:53–20:06

Milhouse, the blue-haired boy with red glasses and a lavender shirt, grabs Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, by the neck in a purple room, then flings him away. The scene breaks into scattered debris: scissors, a shattered green bottle, a black eight ball, an orange block, socks, and a tipped-over chair. In the end Bart lands upside down with his arms out while Milhouse stands with his arms flung wide, and a red-and-green poster hangs on the wall behind them.

> Well, I bet the eight ball didn't see that one coming.

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## 20:06–20:19

Bart, in an orange shirt, holds a black Magic 8 Ball over Milhouse, who lies sprawled on a purple floor with his mouth open and glasses askew, and Bart then gestures with an open hand while Milhouse stays down. The scene then moves to a kitchen where Homer, in a white shirt and blue pants, stands near a bulletin board with a red handprint drawing and a PIZZA note, holding a pink cup and glancing around as he speaks, with a blender and green refrigerator nearby.

> Yeah.
> Marge,
> where's that metal dealie you used to dig food?
> You mean a spoon?

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## 20:19–20:32

Homer stands at a green refrigerator in a white shirt, first reaching for its handle, then holding a pink container and a spoon. The scene shifts to a stone pillar with a yellow sign reading "SAINT SEBASTIAN'S SCHOOL FOR WICKED GIRLS" beside an iron gate. Bart in an orange shirt rides a green bicycle and Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses, rides a pink bicycle with a basket, both stopping at the gate while a nun in black and several schoolgirls in plaid skirts are seen inside the grounds.

> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
> Oh, it's good.
> Are you sure you want to do this? I can't stop thinking about her.
> Even these gates remind me of her braces.

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## 20:32–20:42

Milhouse, with blue hair and red glasses, peers through the iron bars of a schoolyard fence with a grin, while girls in blue plaid jumpers and nuns in black habits move around a purple playground with hopscotch lines and an arched iron gate. Nearby, a dark-haired girl in a plaid jumper runs along the path, a blonde girl with a ponytail looks up beside a nun, and two girls in plaid jumpers clap hands and grin as a nun watches over them. The moment ends with Bart, spiky-haired and in an orange shirt, glancing sideways against a bright blue sky over a metal railing.

> How are we gonna find her? She said she'd be wearing a plaid jumper.
> Milhouse!
> Samantha!

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## 20:42–20:53

Milhouse, a blue-haired boy with red-rimmed glasses in a lavender shirt and red shorts, stands outside by a hedge and wooden fence with a girl who has a large golden-brown curly hairdo and wears a white top and blue plaid pinafore skirt. They clasp hands while he speaks, then he looks away and holds a pink tub labeled "GUMMY BEARS" against the fence. Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, steps into view from the left, gesturing and speaking as Milhouse keeps hold of the girl's hand.

> I went to Circus of Values and bought you a 10-gallon tub of gummy bears.
> Hey, Samantha, I'm sorry about getting you thrown in the penguin house.
> That's all right, Bart.

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## 20:53–21:01

A girl with long wavy golden-blonde hair, a white blouse and blue plaid suspenders, who is not a regular, stands outdoors in front of a brick building with large windows and a green hedge, first with her mouth open and wide eyes, then grinning to show her braces. Bart in his orange shirt and Milhouse with blue hair, red-framed glasses, a lavender shirt and red pants stand beside her, with Bart watching and Milhouse looking off to the side as she gestures toward Bart with an outstretched hand. In the background, a red-haired girl in a blue plaid dress and white socks stands near a dark-haired figure at the left edge, and a picket fence runs behind the group.

> I love St.
> Sebastian's. It's run by a group of French-Canadian nuns.
> They're very nice, except they never let me out.

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## 21:01–21:12

Sister Marge, a nun in a black habit with a tall blue beehive hairdo, plays a guitar while Sister Lisa-like nuns and a line of plaid-skirted schoolgirls dance on a purple schoolyard, with a black iron fence and trees behind them. The schoolgirls, including a red-haired girl in pigtails and a girl with a brown ponytail, clap and kick their legs, and a nun in a black habit with round glasses and a crucifix wags a finger at a small girl with black hair and a plaid skirt. Then a purple grenade-like object with a metal fuse-lever is shown against an orange brick wall in an animated, cartoon-style inset.

> Dominique, Nica, Nica, mais le guet je l'ai brant, le guet je l'ai brant,
> le guet je l'ai brant... Samantha, n'est pas de boys.

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## 21:12–21:15

Milhouse, with blue hair, red-framed glasses and a lavender shirt, stands outdoors in front of green bushes with a twig between his lips, his mouth slightly open and his eyes shifting sideways. Beside him is a woman with long, wavy golden-blonde hair, a white blouse and blue suspenders, standing before a brown-framed window, who turns her head and glances from side to side with a wide-eyed, uneasy look. Their expressions stay mostly still across the moment as she looks away and back.

> I have to go now, Milhouse.

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## 21:15–21:27

Milhouse, with blue hair and red glasses in a lavender shirt, stands beside Bart, who has spiky hair and wears an orange shirt, as a girl with long wavy light-brown hair in a white blouse and blue plaid pinafore faces them in front of a dark green hedge and a metal fence. Milhouse takes the girl's hands and leans in while she looks wide-eyed and speaks, then the two lean together and kiss with her eyes closed while Bart looks on, startled, from behind Milhouse. A brick pillar stands at the right edge of the scene.

> It's better or not. It's 50 rosaries a kiss.
> Okay.
> What the heck?
> Mwah!

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## 21:27–21:41

Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses in a lavender shirt and red shorts, walks with his arm draped around Bart, who has spiky hair and wears an orange shirt and blue shorts. The two stroll across a purple schoolyard marked with white court lines and a painted hopscotch grid, first near the black iron fence and then past the open gate. Bart's eyes are half-lidded as the pair moves together, with Milhouse glancing up at him.

> Bart, think I can ever find another one like her?
> You're asking the wrong guy, Millhouse. They all look alike to me.
> Now let's go whip donuts at old people.

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## 21:41–21:51

Homer, the bald, heavy cartoon man in a white shirt and purple pants, appears in a graduation cap and points a pointer at a lavender board reading "Homer Sez: INCREASE YOUR WORDINESS" with definitions for satiety, triumvirate, gourmand, machiavellian and boudoir. The board stays fixed while Homer keeps pointing and gesturing, then the screen fades to black with yellow credits reading "Executive Producers JAMES L. BROOKS MATT GROENING SAM SIMON," which remain on screen before changing to "Starring DAN CASTELLANETA" on black.

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## 21:51–22:01

No Simpsons characters appear; the scene is a black screen with yellow credit text in a simple cartoon font. First, 'NANCY CARTWRIGHT' is centered, then it is replaced by 'YEARDLEY SMITH', then 'HANK AZARIA', and then 'and HARRY SHEARER' appears in the center. The final card reads 'Also Starring MAGGIE ROSWELL RUSSI TAYLOR' in the same centered layout, with no characters or objects shown.

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## 22:01–22:11

No animated characters appear in this moment; it is a plain black screen carrying yellow credit text that changes across the sequence. The cards read in order: 'And PAMELA HAYDEN as MILHOUSE', then 'Special Guest Voice KIMMY ROBERTSON', then 'Special Guest Voice MARCIA WALLACE', then 'Executive Consultant BRAD BIRD', and finally 'Executive Story Editor JEFF MARTIN', each one replacing the last in the centre of the screen. No locations, objects, or movement other than the text changing are visible.

> We'll be right back.

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## 22:11–22:21

No characters appear; the moment is a black screen with yellow text credits in a rounded cartoon font. The first frame reads "Creative Consultant DAVID M. STERN", the second "Theme By DANNY ELFMAN", the third "Music By ALF CLAUSEN", the fourth "Casting By BONITA PIETILA", and the fifth "Editors MARK McJIMSEY DON BARROZO", each credit replacing the last in turn as the end credits roll.

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## 22:21–22:31

No characters appear in this moment; it is a black closing credits roll of yellow text on a plain black background. First the screen shows 'Animation Production Manager KEN TSUMURA' and 'Post Production Coordinators JEFFREY GOLDSTEIN and COLIN A.B.V. LEWIS', then a list of sound and production credits ending with 'Post Production Facility LASER-PACIFIC' and a Dolby Surround logo. Next it reads 'Animation Produced By KLASKY-CSUPO INC.' with 'Animation Executive Producer GABOR CSUPO', then 'Animation Producer SHERRY GUNTHER', and finally 'Overseas Animation Directors MIKE GIRARD and S.J. PARK' with 'Animation Production Manager MARIA ELENA RODRIGUEZ'.

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## 22:31–22:41

No regular Simpsons characters appear in this moment; it is a black end-credits sequence with no people on screen. Starting with a title card reading "Korean Production Company ANIVISION" in yellow lettering centered on black, the scene then cuts through several rolling credit screens listing crew names in yellow text, including Assistant Director Bob Anderson, Character Design credits for Matt Groening and Sam Simon, Main Title Design by David Silverman, Color Design Supervisors Carol Wyatt and Andrew Brandou, and Background Cleanup Supervisor Bev Chapman, with Telecine credited to Fred Eldridge, Compact Video.

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## 22:41–22:51

No characters appear in this sequence of end credits, which play over a plain black background. Yellow text on screen first lists Production Coordinators Miles Lewis Horst and Julia Kim, then Post Production Coordinator Tami Sloan Tsark, Production Assistants Daniel O'Day McClellan, Sharon Altman, Doria Biddle and Lisa Womble, and Production Accountant Carole Ann McCoy. The credits then show a copyright notice reading 'The Simpsons Episode #8F22, Copyright 1992, Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation,' followed by Executive in Charge of Animation Production Richard Raynis, Creative Supervisor Sam Simon, and Executive Creative Consultant James L. Brooks, with each name appearing in turn as the text fades in and out.

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## 22:51–23:03

Silhouetted audience members sit in rows of theater seats facing a blank, glowing screen, with a large round-headed figure prominent at left. A blue projector beam sweeps across the room and the words GRACIE FILMS appear on the screen as the audience stays dark against the glow, then the scene fades to black. The gold 20th Television logo, with its tall lettering and searchlight beams against a dusky sky, rises into view before fading to black again.

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