# Homer Goes to College

The Simpsons, season 5, episode 3 (S05E03), first aired October 14, 1993.
Written by Conan O'Brien. Directed by Jim Reardon. Production code 1F02.
Couch gag: Monty Python's Flying Circus Foot.

After Homer melts down a Nuclear Regulatory Commission simulator, inspectors insist he study nuclear physics, and Mr. Burns gets him into Springfield University. Expecting college to be like the movies, Homer takes three nerds, Benjamin, Doug and Gary, under his wing, and with Bart's help they kidnap Sir Oinks-A-Lot, the Springfield A&M mascot. The nerds are expelled while Homer escapes blame, so he lets them move in with the Simpsons.

Who's in it: Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Marge Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Grampa Simpson, Krusty the Clown, Lenny Leonard, Dr. Hibbert, Mr. Burns, Waylon Smithers, Nelson Muntz, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier, Santa's Little Helper, Snowball II, Mayor Quimby, Snake, Itchy, Scratchy, Gareth Prince, Blue-Haired Lawyer, Space Mutants, Richard Nixon, Albert Einstein, Doug, Gary, Benjamin, Ms. Norton, Bobby Peterson, Corey Masterson, Dimoxinil Actor, Mr. McIntyre, Nuclear Inspectors, Admissions Agent 1, Admissions Agent 2, Bernie, Construction Worker, Dean Bitterman, Dog, Jock, Nerd, Nerdlinger, Nuclear Physics Professor, President of the United States, Punchbowl Student, Red Headed Employee, Sir Oinks-A-Lot, Site Manager, Springfield University Board Member.

Every moment of the episode, about ten seconds each: when it is, what happens on screen, and what's said.
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## 0:00–0:12

Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, stands with arms raised atop a pink car in a driveway beside a yellow house with a red door and a brick wall, while the opening sky-and-clouds title card reading "THE SIMPSONS" in yellow letters appears first. Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, then stands beside the pink car in the same driveway, with a blue mailbox on the lawn in front.

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## 0:12–0:23

Homer, Marge, Lisa, Maggie and Bart sit side by side on the brown couch in the pink living room, with Homer on the left and Marge's tall blue beehive beside him, while Homer later gets up to walk away toward the doorway of the purple room with a red bed. Next, the living room television shows a blue screen reading "CREATED BY MATT GROENING" in yellow letters, which then changes to "DEVELOPED BY JAMES L. BROOKS MATT GROENING SAM SIMON" in the same yellow lettering.

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## 0:23–0:36

Homer, in a white shirt and tie, and Santa's Little Helper, the brown greyhound, are at the Springfield nuclear plant, which is first seen from above with its cooling towers, domed reactors and parking lot. Homer then leans back in a chair with his hands behind his head and eyes shut, and later reclines with his bare feet up on the control console while the greyhound sleeps on the floor beside him. Radiation symbols decorate the blue doors, a red fire extinguisher hangs on the wall, and the on-screen text reads 'Supervising Producer FRANK MULA'.

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## 0:36–0:46

Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, and Santa's Little Helper, the family's brown greyhound, are in a red-lit nuclear plant control room. Homer first lies asleep in a white sheet stretched between cables like a hammock, with leaking radiation barrels nearby, then slumps face-down across the console beside a red button on a sign reading PLANT DESTRUCT, PLEASE DO NOT PUSH, while the greyhound dozes on the red tiled floor. Credit text appears over the scene, reading Supervising Producers Bill Oakley and Josh Weinstein, then Supervising Producer Conan O'Brien, then Supervising Producer David Richardson over a close-up of the drowsy greyhound.

> Core meltdown in 10 seconds.

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## 0:46–0:51

Homer Simpson, a bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, slumps asleep over the control console of the nuclear plant, while Santa's Little Helper, the brown greyhound, leans in beside him and pushes at the panel with his nose. Over the next moments the dog nudges and paws at the controls, then Homer slides down the console and collapses toward the floor as the dog lies down beside the panels. Blinking red and orange indicator lights glow on the consoles, and a large yellow-and-black hazard-striped door with radiation symbols stands behind them. On-screen credit text reads "Co-Producer GREG DANIELS" across the bottom of the last two frames.

> Nine, eight.
> Meltdown averted.
> Good boy.

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## 0:51–1:03

Mr. Burns, the frail, stooped old man with a hooked nose, sits in a tall red armchair in his office with his eyes closed and mouth open, while the on-screen credit reads "Producer Jonathan Collier" and then "Gerry Richardson". Smithers, the thin assistant in glasses, lies sprawled on the floor at Burns's feet, his eyes closed and mouth open, as the scene moves past the office. The view then cuts to a parking lot at the nuclear plant with twin cooling towers, parked cars, and a white van marked "NU... INS...", with the credit "Producer David Sacks" across the bottom.

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## 1:03–1:16

Three people in white lab coats and white hard hats stand by a brown door in a hallway: a woman with a tall orange-red hairdo and red lipstick, a Black man with a clipboard, and a yellow-skinned man with a bald head on the far right. The on-screen credits name John Swartzwelder as producer, then Al Jean and Mike Reiss as consulting producers, then David Silverman as producer. Beside the door, a grey intercom panel with a grid speaker and a red button stays fixed in place throughout. The Black man glares sideways with a stern expression while the woman, her eyes narrowed, leans in toward him and speaks, and the woman then closes her eyes and turns her head away while he keeps frowning.

> What? How dare you disturb me during nap time?
> We're from the Nuclear Regulatory Commission.
> This is a surprise test of worker competence.
> There must be some mistake.

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## 1:16–1:26

Smithers, in a green jacket with a purple bow tie and an ID badge, stands beside Mr. Burns, the frail, hook-nosed old man with grey hair at the sides, who leans over a counter with a box in a library-like room while the credit 'Produced by Richard Sakai' appears. Carl, a Black man in a white hat and green tie, and a one-off character with reddish hair in a white hat stand beside a wall intercom with a red button, the text 'Written by Conan O'Brien' appearing as Carl glowers and the other man speaks. Lenny, with spiky black hair, kicks at a double door and grabs a one-off man in a white hat by the collar as an axe-carrying worker and Carl watch on, Carl holding a clipboard.

> We make cookies here.
> Mr. Burns' old-fashioned good time. Extra chewy.
> Get the axe.

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## 1:26–1:35

Marge, with her tall blue beehive, watches from the foreground as two inspectors in white coats and hard hats stand at the open door of a van marked NUCLEAR INSPECTION VAN in a fenced lot, while a few workers in line climb inside. Mr. Burns, frail and hook-nosed, leans on a railing beside Smithers in a green jacket and purple bow tie, who holds a small card or device, and Burns scowls as Smithers speaks and glances aside. The scene shifts from the van to the two men at the window, with Smithers's ID badge visible on his jacket in the final moments.

> The watchdog of public safety. Is there any lower form of life?
> Don't worry, sir. I rounded up our less gifted employees and led them into the basement.

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## 1:35–1:45

Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, sits arms crossed on a wooden crate in a dim basement beside leaking barrels with radiation symbols, while a bald man in a green shirt and black tie and a thin, orange-haired man in a tan shirt and purple tie with an ID badge stand watching him. Glowing green slime drips from a pipe above, and a sign reading DANGER HIGH VOLTAGE hangs on the wall beside a crate marked with a skull and crossbones. Homer gestures nervously with his hand, and the scene ends on a close-up of the orange-haired man, who looks unimpressed.

> Homer, why are we down here?
> Oh, jeez. I told you, Bernie, to guard the bee.
> But why?

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## 1:45–1:56

Homer, in a white shirt, pink tie and blue pants, sits on a wooden crate in a blue brick room and first jabs his finger angrily at a coiled hose while two men look on: a bald man in a green shirt and black tie, and a man in a grey shirt and dark tie with a reddish tuft of hair. Homer then gestures with a raised fist, leans back and covers his ears with his hands, and the bald man holds the coiled hose as a fly lands on his lip while he looks bored, followed by the red-haired man grimacing and speaking with his mouth open. The scene includes a green-stained barrel, pipes, and a crate marked with a small yellow emblem.

> You guys are pathetic.
> No wonder Smithers made me head bee guy.
> It's cutting away.
> Oh, we did bad.

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## 1:56–2:06

Mr. Burns, the frail, very thin, stooped old man with a hooked nose and grey hair at the sides, and Smithers, his thin assistant with glasses and a purple bow tie, stand beside a white van marked NUCLEAR INSPECTION VAN, with two workers in white coats and hard hats and a third coat-clad figure nearby. Smithers talks and gestures in front of the van, then Burns leans in with a sly, toothy grin as the view zooms close on the pair, with Smithers smiling and speaking. Papers lie on the pavement, and the van's open side door shows a control panel inside.

> Hey, come back. Is there a Homer Simpson present?
> Oh, I'm afraid he couldn't be here.
> Yes, he's in Geneva, chairing a conference on nuclear fission.

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## 2:06–2:18

Mr. Burns, the frail stooped old man with a hooked nose, stands glaring beside Carl, a Black man in a white hard hat and lab coat holding a clipboard, with a woman in a hard hat and lab coat near the Nuclear Inspection Van. Smithers in a green jacket and purple bow tie stands with them, and later Homer bends over in blue trousers and a white shirt while Burns looks on. The moment ends with Homer seated at a control panel full of dials and screens, gesturing with his arm and looking up in surprise.

> Yes, that should stick.
> The bee bit my bottom.
> Now my bottom's big.
> Homer, this is an exact replica of your workstation.

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## 2:18–2:28

Homer sits at a control console inside a blue van marked "NUCLEAR INSPECTION VAN" with a radiation symbol on its side, while Carl, a Black inspector in a white coat and hard hat, holds a clipboard beside him and a red-haired woman inspector in a white coat stands by the door. Homer grows increasingly anxious, clasping his hands and staring wide-eyed, as the inspectors talk to him and then step out of the van. A second inspector, a thin man in a hard hat and another with a moustache and clipboard, look in through the open doorway, and Homer is left alone in the blue room, staring at the closed door, with screens and dials around him.

> Now we're going to simulate a power surge in Core Sector 8.
> What the hell are you talking about?
> What do I do? What do I do?

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## 2:28–2:40

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and striped pink tie, stands behind a curved blue control console covered in dials, buttons and colored lights in a blue room with a door behind him. He first reaches out to touch a control on the right, then clenches both fists in front of his chest with a grimacing, strained expression. Next he grabs the sides of his head with both hands in a panicked pose, and then he raises his hands outward with palms open while looking up and to the side. Finally he turns his head to the left in profile, eyes wide and mouth open, in front of the door and wall panels of the room.

> In the name of God, you've got to tell me!
> Relax, it's just a simulator.
> Nothing can go wrong. Just poke blindly at the controls until they let you go.

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## 2:40–2:50

Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and pink tie, sits at a desk in a blue room, pressing his hand to his face in despair. Outside, two men in white coats and hard hats stand before a white van with red lettering reading NUCLEAR INSPECTION VAN in a parking lot. The first is a Black man with a moustache and clipboard, the second a yellow-skinned woman with an orange bob, and they stand together at the van's side door. The second man, the Black man with the moustache, looks wide-eyed at the woman, who gasps and clutches her hands near her chest. The scene then turns to a glowing green outline of the van with a radiation symbol on its side, while a white-coated worker walks past in the background.

> No, this can't be happening.

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## 2:50–3:01

Mr. Burns, the frail, thin, stooped old man with a hooked nose and grey hair at the sides, stands beside a red-framed door, pointing at its small red button and then peering through the round porthole at two blue seats inside a pod. A bespectacled man in a green sweater with short brown hair presses his hand and forearm against the round window's white panel, raising a fist and then gesturing and talking toward it while Burns looks on. The setting is a metallic chamber with a circular window and a red call button on the door.

> For the love of God, sir, there are two seats.
> I like to put my feet up.

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## 3:01–3:11

A white capsule-shaped craft with red thrusters and blue flame trails streaks across the clear blue sky, then crashes into a chain-link fence topped with barbed wire beside parked cars, trailing steam. A crumpled white figure in a red cap tumbles down a street lined with pink and tan buildings and utility poles, while a glowing green 'NUCLEAR INSPECTION VAN' sits in a parking lot with steam rising around it. The van then vanishes, leaving a ragged dark hole in the asphalt with wisps of steam still rising from it.

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## 3:11–3:25

Homer, glowing green in a torn white shirt, first appears in a desert scene with a blue van and blue car driving past a chain-link fence while green glowing shapes pulse in a trench. He clenches his fist, then raises his clawed glowing hands with a dazed, wide-eyed expression against a bright blue sky with clouds. The scene then shifts to Carl, in a white coat and hard hat, and a woman in a matching coat and hard hat watching through a window as workers in white suits spray blue foam across a parking lot.

> Must destroy mankind.
> Ooh, lunchtime.
> I'm still not sure how he caused the meltdown.

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## 3:25–3:36

Mr. Burns, frail and stooped with a hooked nose and grey hair at the sides, sits behind his desk in an office with bookshelves and a red chair, hands steepled, while a man in a white lab coat and cap gestures toward him. Smithers, thin and bespectacled in a green jacket and purple bow tie, pulls apart purple curtains on a stage to reveal a washer and dryer, then gestures toward them with a grin. Back at the desk, Burns leans back with a worried expression beside a small box and two pens in a holder.

> There wasn't any nuclear material in the truck.
> Oh, very well, it's time for your bribe.
> Now, you can either have the washer and dryer where the lovely Smithers is standing,
> or you can trade it all in for what's in this box.

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## 3:36–3:46

Mr. Burns, the frail, very thin, stooped old man with a hooked nose and grey hair at the sides, sits at a purple desk in a dark suit, resting his hand on a large pink box covered in purple question marks, while a bookshelf of green and red volumes stands behind him. Beside him, Smithers, his thin assistant with glasses, wearing a white lab coat and white hard hat, stands behind the desk with a wide-eyed look. Across the desk, a woman in a white coat and white hard hat with a red-orange bob, possibly Principal Skinner's counterpart or a one-off character, leans forward and speaks sternly. In the last frame, she turns toward a fur-coated man with dark hair whose coat has a price tag reading $5,000, and he gestures with one hand, while a pair of pens and a cash-like item rest on the desk.

> The box! The box! Look, Burns, this is a big problem.
> You just can't throw money at it and make it go away.
> Gentlemen, I've decided there will be no investigation now.

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## 3:46–3:55

A man with swept-back brown hair in a grey fur coat, with a $5.00 price tag dangling from it, grins in close-up before the scene shifts to an office. Carl, a Black man in a white hard hat and white lab coat, holds a green folder labeled "SIMPSON, HOMER" across a desk from Mr. Burns, the frail, stooped old man with a hooked nose and grey hair at the sides, who sits with his fingers steepled in a red tufted chair beside bookshelves and a wall clock. Carl leans forward and taps the folder while Burns glares back, then Burns's scowl deepens as Carl leaves the folder on the desk.

> If you'll excuse me, I'll go away.
> You're in big trouble, Burns.
> Homer Simpson's job requires college training in nuclear physics.
> Now, you get your man up to speed, or we'll be forced to take legal action.

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## 3:55–4:07

Mr. Burns, the frail, very thin, stooped old man with a hooked nose and grey hair at the sides, sits behind a large desk in a book-lined study with a red padded chair, and a manila folder labeled Simpson, Homer lies open on the desk. He leans forward with a scheming grin, then sits back and raises a hand to his chin and nose while smiling. Two white-coated men with white caps stand at the desk on the left, and Smithers, his thin assistant with glasses and a bow tie, stands at the right near the chair. A dark trapdoor opening sits in the red carpet in the foreground, and a red button sits on the desk.

> Is that so?
> Well, I have the feeling you'll be...
> dropping the charges.
> Ooh. The painter's moved your desk, sir.
> Oh, yes.

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## 4:07–4:19

Mr. Burns, the frail, stooped old man with a hooked nose and grey hair at the sides, stands with a group of grey-suited men in red ties, including Smithers in glasses, at the pink arched doorway of the Simpson house. First a closed brown door with a purple knob is shown, then Homer, mouth gaping wide in shock, stands near a framed picture of Bart, and Burns gestures with open hands and later clasps his hands together while smiling. Marge, with her tall blue beehive, and Homer then stand in the hallway, with the stairs behind them, as the suited men crowd the entrance around a small figure in a black dress and blue hat.

> Hello, Simpson.
> My lawyers and I were in the neighborhood and thought we'd stop by.
> Would you like to come in for tea and marshmallow squares?

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## 4:19–4:29

Mr. Burns, the frail, stooped old man with a hooked nose, stands in a pink doorway flanked by several suited men, including Milhouse with blue hair and green glasses and Carl, a Black man in a grey suit, who press close and scowl. The scene shifts to the Simpson family's dining table, where Marge in her tall blue beehive pours from a teapot while Bart, in an orange shirt, sips from a cup. Homer then appears in a close-up beside a pair of green salt and pepper shakers, glaring and gritting his teeth, as Lisa and Maggie sit nearby.

> Yes, he would.
> Do you want me to go to college?
> College?
> Barbara or clown? Bart! Remember,
> your job and the future of your family hinges on your successful completion of Nuclear

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## 4:29–4:41

Mr. Burns, the frail, stooped old man with a hooked nose and bald head, stands with Smithers, his thin assistant in glasses, among a group of men in grey suits and red ties in a room with colourful walls. Burns points with one finger and speaks, and a man in a green jacket and purple bow tie sips from a teacup. Burns then moves to a plain pink wall, points, rubs his hands together with a grin, and finally leans in with a sly, sneering expression and fingers pressed together.

> Physics 101.
> Oh, and one more thing.
> You must find the Jade Monkey before the next full moon.
> Actually, sir, we found the Jade Monkey.

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## 4:41–4:52

Smithers, the thin assistant with glasses and a purple bow tie, stands on the left in a pink-walled room facing Mr. Burns, the frail, stooped old man with a hooked nose, grey hair at the sides and a dark suit. Burns first leans toward Smithers with a stern look, then gestures with both hands, rubs his palms together and grins, and in the last moment turns his head away while raising a hand near his face. Smithers's expression stays flat and wary, and no on-screen text is visible.

> It was in your glove compartment. And the road maps and ice scraper?
> They were in there, too, sir.
> Excellent.
> It's all falling into place.
> I think this is a great opportunity. You could learn so much.

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## 4:52–5:04

Homer Simpson, bald with stubble and wearing a light blue shirt, and Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and pink dress, lie in bed together in their pink bedroom, with framed pictures of Bart and Lisa on the wall, an alarm clock on the nightstand, and a lamp on the right. Marge reaches over to take Homer's hand while they talk, and Homer turns his head and speaks with his mouth open, looking surprised and wide-eyed. Then the scene shifts to a close view of a white sign with black letters reading "GUIDANCE COUNSELOR" on a brown and orange board.

> Maybe you're right. I did always want to go to college, but fate stood in the way.
> Homer, sign this application and you're a shoo-in.

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## 5:04–5:11

Two unnamed men sit across a table in front of a window, with posters reading NASA, Navy and Germany and a peace sign on the wall. The man on the left, with dark blue hair and glasses, slides a printed form across the table while the man on the right, with shaggy brown hair and a red jacket, holds a pen and reaches toward the paper. Outside, a tan greyhound-like dog trots across the lawn carrying a ham in its mouth, and the right man points toward the window before leaning forward, after which the dog is no longer visible.

> That dog has somebody's ham.
> This I gotta see.

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## 5:11–5:19

Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses, sits at a desk holding a sheet of paper and a pen, with NASA and Peace Corps posters on the green wall beside a window. Outside on the lawn, a brown-haired man in a red sweater and blue jeans runs into view, then crouches and tugs at a piece of meat held in his hand while Santa's Little Helper, a brown greyhound with a collar, lunges and grabs at it. The man and dog then vanish from the window, leaving Milhouse at the desk with his hands clasped and the pen lying on the table.

> Come on! Give me that ham, you stupid dog!
> Come on!
> Give me that!

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## 5:19–5:32

Homer Simpson, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, and Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress, sit at a blue table in a kitchen with chicken-patterned canisters and a bulletin board. Lisa reads from a sheet of paper and gestures toward Homer, who first scribbles with a pencil while glaring at a green card with a red shape. He then crumples the paper in his hands, and the wastebasket on the checkered floor fills with crumpled paper. Afterward, Homer sits with a dazed look as Lisa holds up a page and reads from it.

> Dad, don't let these application essays throw you.
> Let's see. List your three favorite books and how they've influenced your life.

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## 5:32–5:45

Lisa, with spiky yellow hair and a pearl necklace, stands in the kitchen in front of a sink and purple cabinets while reading a sheet of paper, her eyes wide and mouth open. Homer lies on a colorful rug in front of a red couch, writing on a printed form with a pencil, his mouth open and then smiling as he works. Bart sits on the couch in an orange shirt and blue pants, holding a red soda cup and smiling with his eyes closed. The printed form on the rug shows a title and blank lines with the text 'Puzzle' and 'Name' printed at the top, and Homer's pencil moves across it as he writes.

> Is TV Guide a book? No. Son of Sniglet? No.
> Katherine Hepburn's me? No!
> Oh, I suck.
> It was the most I ever threw up and it changed my life forever.
> You're the man, Homer. Thanks, boy.

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## 5:45–5:55

Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, and Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, lie side by side on a colorful patchwork quilt in front of a red couch, filling in a form with a pencil. The form has a dashed box marked PASTE PHOTO HERE, and in the first moment Homer is shown leaning over the paper, and the scene then cuts to a photo of Marge, with her tall blue beehive, and Homer in a party hat, his face smeared with pink frosting as he bites into a pink layered birthday cake among purple streamers and bunting. Back on the quilt, Homer and Bart look down at the form, which now shows the photo pasted in the box, while Homer gestures with his hands and Bart looks on with a pensive expression.

> Now for the crowning touch.
> I don't know, Dad. Don't you have a better picture?
> Relax.
> The photo can't make any difference.

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## 5:55–6:02

Homer, a bald man in a white shirt and party hat, is pictured face-first in a pink birthday cake beside Marge, her blue beehive visible, who holds a hand to her cheek in a framed picture hanging on an office wall. Below it stand a woman with glasses, short brown hair and a blue suit, and a Black man in a purple suit and blue tie, in an office with a Fall Semester schedule board, a bulletin board, a coat rack with a green purse, and a trash can. The woman reads from a sheet of paper while the man stands with his hands on his hips, then folds his arms and rests his chin on his hand, and she later crumples the paper in her hands as she keeps talking.

> He looks crazy. Agreed. Reading his essay would only waste valuable seconds.

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## 6:02–6:12

Bart Simpson sits alone on the edge of the red living room couch, a blue remote control on the cushion beside him, staring ahead with a glum expression. Homer Simpson, bald and heavy in a white shirt and blue trousers, walks in from the left and stops in front of the couch, speaking and gesturing toward Bart. Homer then leans against the arm of the couch beside Bart, who looks up at him, while a purple lamp, a teal telephone on a side table, and a framed sailboat picture hang on the pink wall of the living room.

> Finally, the great taste of Worcestershire sauce in a soft drink.
> Ah, steaky.
> Sorry, son, but there's a program about campus life that I really should watch.

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## 6:12–6:25

A cartoon woman in a red bikini and graduation cap, with her finger raised, dances beside the yellow-lettered title 'School of Hard Knockers' on a blue television-style screen. The view then cuts to two unnamed men standing side by side outside a brick school building: a dark-haired man in a brown jacket and orange vest, and a taller blond man in a blue suit and red tie. The blond man glances sideways, grimaces and lifts a finger as the camera-less scene shifts to the school behind them.

> We now return to School of Heart Knockers, starring Corey Masterson.
> Dean Bitterman, I hope nothing unsavory happens during my visit.
> As you know, I am the President of the United States.
> Oh, don't worry. I've expelled those rowdy members of Chuggalug House.

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## 6:25–6:37

A stern man with dark curly hair, a brown suit and a red tie speaks angrily in a purple-bordered inset showing a campus with a clock tower, then glares and clenches his teeth. Homer and Bart sit on a red couch in a pink living room beside a purple lamp and a teal telephone, with Homer talking with his mouth open while Bart looks on. Two young men kneel on grass in a green inset beside a metal box with a crank, where the one with swept-back brown hair in a black vest grips the handle and scowls while the bespectacled red-haired man in a light tank top clasps his hands and grimaces.

> Oh, I hate that lousy dean.
> Your bra bomb better work, nerdlinger.

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## 6:37–6:49

Two men stand on a grey sidewalk beside a green lawn: a man in a brown suit with a vest and dark wavy hair, and an older man in a blue suit with a red tie and pale hair. Pink and blue beaded novelty objects and pink bras lie scattered on the pavement and grass, and the taller man's mouth opens in alarm while the brown-suited man gestures with open hands. The brown-suited man then lifts a blue beaded item toward his face with a sour look, then leans forward with a smirk, and finally grins and gestures with his hand as the beaded items hang and lie around him.

> Corey?
> Don't worry, Mr. President.
> I... Mr.
> President! Lighten up, Bitterman.

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## 6:49–7:00

Mr. Burns, the frail, stooped, very thin old man with grey hair at the sides, wears a blue suit and red tie on a grassy lawn ringed by green hedges under a blue sky with a single cloud, while a bunch of pink and blue balloons floats over his head and more balloons litter the grass. He dances and gestures with his arms, bobbing around among the balloons, then strolls off to the right, and the scene ends on a close-up of a grinning man with dark curly hair, a brown jacket, white shirt and red tie. The whole scene is framed inside a purple television screen.

> That youngster will make a perfect addition to my cabinet.
> Secretary of Partying Down!
> Yes!

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## 7:00–7:12

Homer and Bart start on a red couch in the living room, with Homer glaring and raising a finger while Bart watches beside him. Marge enters holding a stack of envelopes, then the family gathers at a blue kitchen table where Homer takes the envelopes from her, with Lisa and Maggie seated nearby and a bulletin board reading "GOD BLESS THIS MESS" on the wall. Homer gestures with one hand, then frowns as he pulls out and reads a letter.

> Take that, Bitterman!
> Homie, here are the responses from the colleges you applied to.
> Don't!
> Woo-hoo! Flyer for a hardware store!

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## 7:12–7:25

Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, stands at the center of the kitchen holding up a paper flyer while Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red beads, stands at the right beside him. Bart in his orange shirt sits at the left of the blue-clothed dining table, and Lisa with her star-shaped spiky hair and red dress sits at the front right, with Maggie in her high chair at the front left. In the first frame Homer holds the flyer up and speaks while the children look on and plates of food sit on the table. In the following frames Homer's mouth opens wide as he shouts, and then his expression turns stern and unmoving while Bart glances sideways at him and Marge looks on with a worried face. Behind them are a green refrigerator with books and a bread-shaped item on top, a corkboard with a 'God Bless This Mess' sign, a blender at left, and a wall telephone at right.

> Don't! Well, Pop, what are you gonna do?
> Something I should have done a long time ago.
> You don't know, do you?
> No, ma'am.

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## 7:25–7:35

Mr. Burns, the frail, stooped old man with a hooked nose and grey hair at the sides, leans over a seated Homer in a green chair, while a bear-headed man in a suit raises a paw toward a red shield on the wall. Burns then stands rubbing his hands together and grinning in a wood-paneled room, and a fiery horned demon face with bat wings and a gaping mouth appears against a ceiling grid. Finally, Burns sits smugly on a red throne with cobra-headed armrests, with two small horned devils perched on the arms and a grey dog on a chain at his right.

> Don't worry, Simpson.
> It just so happens I have a chair at Springfield University.

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## 7:35–7:47

Mr. Burns, a frail, stooped old man with a hooked nose, sits in a red chair at the head of a long table beneath a huge demonic face, while suited board members including a bald man in a blue suit, a man in a purple jacket with round glasses, and a man in sunglasses listen. He later stands in a wood-panelled room beside a portrait of himself, gesturing with one hand as a thin man with glasses and a bow tie stands behind the seated men, and the bald man in blue smokes a cigarette. Two small devils and a grey wolf-like creature sit with Burns in one frame, and a snake coils around the back of his chair.

> I'm sorry, Mr. Burns, but I must object.
> This Simpson is not qualified.
> I see.
> Well, you know, fellas, I look at the admissions board a lot like a baseball team.
> You all like baseball, don't you?

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## 7:47–7:54

Mr. Burns, frail and stooped with a hooked nose, stands at a wooden table while Smithers, a thin man with glasses and a bow tie, watches from behind the seated men. A bald man in a blue suit on the right smokes a cigar, and a bald man in a purple suit with round glasses sits at the left. Smoke drifts upward over a green ashtray and a mug as Burns gestures with an open hand, then lifts a wooden baseball bat and points it toward the table, and finally raises one finger while holding the bat.

> Yes, well, to have a successful baseball club, you need teamwork,
> not some hot dog admissions officer playing by his own rules.

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## 7:54–8:03

Mr. Burns, the frail, stooped old man with a hooked nose and grey hair at the sides, stands in a dark blue suit in a pink-walled office beside a framed landscape painting and a wooden desk. A bald man in a blue suit sits at the desk smoking a cigar and exhaling smoke while Burns grips a wooden baseball bat, rests it on his shoulder, then raises it upright in his fist with a scowling grimace. The seated man glances sideways at Burns as the bat rises, with loose papers on the desk and square ceiling panels overhead.

> Excuse me, what are you doing?

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## 8:03–8:13

Mr. Burns, the frail, stooped old man with a hooked nose and grey hair at the sides, stands at a wooden desk in a pink-walled office with a framed landscape painting behind him, gripping a wooden baseball bat. He raises the bat over his shoulder, grins, and then swings it with a gritted-teeth grimace, passing it near the head of a bald man in a blue suit and black tie who sits in a red chair beside him, glancing sideways and tensing. Papers rest on the desk in the foreground.

> I'm giving you the beating of your life.
> Look, if... Stop that. If you wanted him that badly, why didn't you just say so?

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## 8:13–8:23

Homer Simpson, bald with stubble and a white shirt, grips the lapel of Mr. Burns, a frail, thin, stooped old man with a hooked nose and grey hair at the sides, who lies sprawled on a blue tiled floor in a dark suit and tie. Burns grimaces, then opens his mouth in alarm and raises a hand, while Homer, first with an open-mouthed grin, stands against a pink wall beside a framed certificate reading 'Springfield High School GED' for Homer Simpson, a white lamp on the right. Homer flicks a lighter and sets the certificate on fire, the flames spreading across the frame as he looks on with wide eyes.

> Smithies, dismember the corpse and send his widow a corsage.
> Woo-hoo!
> I'm a college man! I won't need my high school diploma anymore.

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## 8:23–8:33

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, stands in the living room in front of the brick fireplace and shelves of trophies and glassware, his whole head and body engulfed in flames. He flails and dances, clenching his fists, then throws his arms wide and jerks his body as the fire swirls around him and sparks scatter across the teal carpet. Fire also consumes the poker stand and the wall behind him, while the framed family portrait hangs above the mantel.

> I am too smart.
> I am too smart. I am too smart. I am too smart.
> S-M-R-T.
> I mean S-M-A-R-R-T.

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## 8:33–8:40

No regular characters are visible in this scene, which shows the exterior of Springfield University, a large brick building with a clock tower, peaked red roofs and a gated entrance. A black screen opens the moment, then the view settles on the campus, and the camera-less scene moves toward the gate as an orange van with a roof rack drives into view on the left, passing the stone pillar. The pillar sign reads "SPRINGFIELD UNIVERSITY EST. 1952" with the line "ASK ABOUT OUR LATIN MOTTO CONTEST" beneath it.

> My first day of college. I wish my father was alive to see this.

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## 8:40–8:53

Homer drives the orange station wagon with Marge in the passenger seat, and in the back seat a small yellow figure peeks up while Grampa, the wrinkled old man with white tufts of hair, leans forward between them and talks. The car then pulls along a tree-lined street with a light blue car parked behind it, as a young man with reddish-orange hair, round glasses, an orange jacket and light blue trousers walks past on the sidewalk carrying a red binder and a backpack. Homer then drives on with a hand pressed to his mouth while Marge looks ahead, and the wagon's roof rack is visible above them.

> Hey!
> How long have you been back there? Three days.
> Nerd!

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## 8:53–9:01

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, and Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive, stand beside a wooden-paneled orange convertible under a bright blue sky with clouds and green trees. Homer leans on the car door, first looking worried and staring wide-eyed, then turning to gesture with his hands and talking animatedly while Marge looks on with a wary, sidelong expression. In the final moments Homer wrings his hands together, mouth open mid-speech, while Marge keeps watching him with wide eyes.

> Homer, that isn't very nice.
> Marge, try to understand.
> There are two kinds of college students.
> Jocks and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time.

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## 9:01–9:08

Homer Simpson, in his white shirt and blue shorts, stands beside a varnished wooden speedboat while Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive, watches from behind the boat under a bright blue sky with clouds and trees. Homer's expression and gestures shift from a startled stare to talking and pointing toward a Black man in a blue jacket with a white shirt, who stands at the boat's side holding a pink folder and looks back at him. The man's eyes widen and he turns his head toward Homer as Homer keeps pointing and speaking, while Marge remains in the background.

> Hey, pal, did you get a load of the nerd?

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## 9:08–9:19

Homer Simpson in a blue suit and green tie and Marge Simpson with her tall blue beehive and green dress are at a freshman mixer, with a crowd around them and a band playing on stage beneath a 'Welcome to the Freshman Mixer' banner. Homer first stands wide-eyed beside a punch bowl and pink balloons, then turns to the side, holding a brown cup in one hand and gesturing with the other while Marge stands behind him. A man with short dark hair in a blue jacket and a gold collar watches from the left as the party continues.

> Pardon me?

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## 9:19–9:30

Homer and Marge stand behind a light-blue punch bowl at a campus party while a hand in a blue sleeve pours brown liquid from a bottle into it. Homer then raises a small bottle and eyes it, and an unnamed curly blond young man in a blue jacket and white shirt joins them and lifts a blue cup to his mouth. He then strides onto a stage with both arms spread wide in front of a banner reading FRESHMAN M, as a red-haired guitarist plays beside him and students crowd the foreground.

> I'll be a campus hero.
> Attention, everyone.
> The punch has been spiked.

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## 9:30–9:36

A crowd of yellow-skinned townspeople, including a bald man in a light blue shirt, a woman with long black hair, and a man in a blue shirt, first stare in alarm with hands to their faces, then cheer with arms raised in a room with a tall window and an arched doorway. Beside them, a blond-haired man in a blue jacket and white shirt stands before a large blue sign reading 'FRESH' (the letters above are cut off), gesturing with open hands, waving, and then sweeping one arm out to the side while grinning.

> Don't worry.
> Your parents have been called and we'll be here to pick you up shortly.

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## 9:36–9:48

Homer, the bald, stubble-faced man in a blue suit and black tie, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace over a green sweater, stand before a pink counter stacked with purple cups. Homer speaks with a scowl, then clenches his fists at his chest while Marge looks on wide-eyed. The scene shifts to a stage under a banner reading "FRESHM..." where a blond man in a grey jacket and turtleneck sings into a microphone, a guitarist with a red guitar sits on an amplifier beside pink and red balloons, and a curly-haired drummer plays behind a crowd of heads.

> Marge, someone squeezed all the life out of these kids.
> And unless movies and TV have lied to me, it's a crusty, bitter old Dean.
> Hi there. Hello, I'm Dean Peterson. You can call me Bobby.
> I just want you to know, if you ever feel stressed out from studying or whatever,

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## 9:48–10:01

A pale-blond, swept-up haired man in a tan jacket over a black turtleneck stands at a silver microphone on a stand in front of a white wall with large blue letters reading "PR" and a window with blue panes at the left edge. He starts with a smug half-smile, then talks animatedly with wide eyes and extends one hand outward, before reaching over to pick up a red electric guitar and strum it with his eyes closed while standing at the microphone.

> I'm always up for some hacky sack.
> Or hey, if you just want to come by and jam,
> I used to be the bass player for the Pretenders.

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## 10:01–10:11

Homer, the bald heavyset man in a blue jacket and green tie, stands between a red-capped man and a dark-haired man with glasses and a grey vest, first scowling and then gritting his teeth. The scene cuts to the exterior of a tan three-story school building with arched windows, a front entrance, and a green lawn under a blue sky. Homer then sits in an auditorium seat in a white shirt and blue pants, and the view widens to a packed lecture hall where a man in a white lab coat stands at a podium facing rows of seated people.

> Boy, I can't wait to take some of the starch out of that stuff shirt.
> Good morning and welcome to Nuclear Physics 101.
> I see a lot of new faces, but... You know the old saying, out with the old,

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## 10:11–10:22

Homer, bald and heavyset in a white shirt, sits in a purple-seated lecture hall with a bespectacled, mustachioed professor in a white lab coat at a wooden podium before a chalkboard. The professor pushes up his glasses, then gestures to the side while speaking, and the hall widens to show rows of seated students. Students in the front rows, including one with spiky black hair and one with a curly brown do, laugh with open mouths, while the professor holds a small card and taps the podium. A chalkboard eraser sits on the ledge, and a red fire extinguisher hangs on the back wall.

> in with the nucleus.
> Now we'll begin by, oops.

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## 10:22–10:29

Homer, bald and in a white shirt, stands near the green double doors at the top of a wide auditorium aisle, while rows of seated one-off townspeople fill the tiered seats on both sides, including a red-haired figure in a purple sweater and a curly-haired man in a blue shirt in the front row. Over the clip, the seated crowd gradually shifts from staring straight ahead to turning their heads and glancing up and to the left toward something off-screen, and Homer moves slightly along the top of the aisle. The scene shows a green EXIT sign above the doors and a dark blue wall, with the brown carpeted steps running down the center.

> Did you see that jerk?

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## 10:29–10:37

Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, stands at the top of a sloped auditorium aisle in front of green double doors marked with an EXIT sign, while rows of seated audience members look up toward him. Across the clip he stays in place, then raises his arm and gestures to the side while the audience keeps watching. Wooden steps run down the center aisle between the rows of blue-and-purple-clad spectators.

> He dropped his nose.

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## 10:37–10:49

Homer Simpson sits in the crowded rows of a lecture hall, then stands up and walks down the carpeted aisle toward the green exit door, raising his hand as he goes, while a bespectacled older man in a white lab coat and tie stands at a desk by a rain-streaked window in front of a chalkboard. The scene opens on a sunny exterior of a tan, multi-story school building with a green lawn and a yellow bush, and the exit sign is visible above the door.

> Now if anyone would like to stay,
> I'm going to hold a comprehensive review session after every class.
> Do we have to? No.
> Then kiss my curvy butt goodbye.

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## 10:49–10:58

An elderly man in a white lab coat, with glasses, a white mustache and grey hair at the sides, stands behind a wooden desk holding papers and gazes out a window with a blue frame. Outside, Homer, recognizable by his bald head and white shirt, walks across the grassy lawn past a pink-trunked tree, while a squirrel and then a brown dog move across the grass in front of the window. The scene then cuts to the exterior of the Simpson house, a two-story brown and cream home with a yellow garage door, a wooden fence and a mailbox at the curb.

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## 10:58–11:11

Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue trousers, lies on a purple bed with an orange blanket in a pink bedroom while Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, stands beside him at the bed's edge. Homer is shown lying back with his hands behind his head, then raises one arm and points toward the bookcase, while Marge looks over at him and then glances away. The room holds a pink wall with a framed ballet poster and a black eight ball, two dark portraits of a top-hatted man and a white-haired old man, and a bookcase on grey stone-block supports holding a lava lamp, a stereo, books, a speaker and a pencil cup. A small teddy bear lies near Homer's feet, and a purple-and-pink ornament sits in the lower foreground.

> Homer, we have a perfectly good bookcase.
> Yeah, but this is what they're doing on campus.
> Besides, it isn't costing us. I swiped the cinder blocks from a construction site.

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## 11:11–11:21

Principal Skinner, in a suit with neat grey hair, and a bald, heavy man with a moustache in blue overalls stand beside a wooden table at a construction site marked by a 'FUTURE SITE OF CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL' sign, where Skinner holds a blueprint and the man holds a basketball. Skinner rolls up the plans and gestures while the man looks at the ball, with a truck and unfinished concrete buildings behind them. The view then moves to an auditorium where Homer, seen from behind in his white shirt, watches a thin, stooped Mr. Burns in a white lab coat gesture at a proton accelerator machine on the stage.

> Sir, six cinder blocks are missing. There'll be no hospital then.
> I'll tell the children.
> This proton accelerator destabilizes the atom in this chamber here, then propels it.

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## 11:21–11:33

Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, sits at a desk beside a black-haired boy in a blue sweater vest, while an elderly scientist in a white lab coat and glasses stands near a tall white machine with a red digital display. The scientist gestures toward the device, then Homer shifts in his seat, glancing sideways and leaning forward before raising his arm to point at a green door with a metal bar as he speaks. The room has purple chairs and a dark blue wall, and the machine sits on a table beside a small blue box.

> Excuse me, Professor Brainiac, but I worked in a nuclear power plant for 10 years.
> And I think I know how a proton accelerator works.

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## 11:33–11:43

A bespectacled white-haired old man in a lab coat gestures toward a machine with a red digital readout in a lab, and Homer, bald in a white shirt, points at a door while a black-haired boy in a sweater vest watches from a desk. Outside a building with glowing green windows and doors, a curly-haired man in a yellow shirt runs away while a man in a brown jacket and sweater vest flails his arms, then two workers in tan hazmat suits with tanks push through the green-lit doors, where Homer is visible in the glow. Finally, a heavyset man in a striped shirt stumbles out through the doorway as the green glow fills the entrance.

> Well, please come down and show us. All right, I will.
> In there, guys. Thanks, Homer.
> Homer, no one blames you for the accident.

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## 11:43–11:53

Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, stands at the right of a book-lined office while an unnamed man with swept-back pale hair, a grey jacket and a black turtleneck sits behind a wooden desk. The seated man gestures with an open hand and talks, then slides a green folder across the desk beside a green telephone and a pen stand. Homer steps forward holding a fanned stack of green papers while the seated man watches, with a red guitar and an amplifier against the green wall behind them.

> We simply feel you might benefit with a little outside tutoring.
> I researched these names myself.
> Yeah, you've won this round, Dean.

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## 11:53–12:02

Homer, bald and in a white shirt, stands in the foreground holding a green paper cup while a blond man in a grey jacket and black turtleneck sits at a desk in a book-lined office with a green phone and a red electric guitar nearby. The man talks on the phone and scribbles notes with a pen, then leans back in his chair with a wide-eyed, listening look. Papers, a pen stand, a coffee mug, and a framed prism poster are visible around the room.

> But the war isn't over.
> Hello. Hello, Dean.
> You're a stupid head. Homer, is that you?

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## 12:02–12:09

Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, stands at a pair of outdoor payphones on a paved courtyard, holding a receiver to his ear, while a thin, stooped old man with grey hair and a hooked nose is seen in the foreground holding a receiver of his own. The scene then cuts to the brick front of Jefferson Hall, a three-story school building with ivy on its walls, a set of entrance steps, and a sign reading 'Jefferson Hall' above the double wooden doors. Next, Homer is seen at a brown door marked 222, holding a grey card or note in one hand, looking puzzled. Finally, Homer reaches out and grasps the round knob of the same door, pulling it toward himself as he looks off to the side.

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## 12:09–12:20

Homer, in a white shirt and blue pants, stands on the left of a bedroom-like office with bunk beds, a blue door and a UFO lamp, while Lenny (spiky black hair, glasses, green shirt) sits at a computer on the right beside a red-haired boy in a white shirt and a seated man in a green jacket with glasses. In the first frames the group sits side by side at the desk, Lenny and the red-haired boy grinning or laughing and Homer behind them with an open mouth. Later, Homer stands clapping his hands and talking while the three men stay at their computers, and then Homer turns to face them with a puzzled look. Papers and clutter lie on the floor, and a green-and-purple poster hangs on the wall.

> Hiya, gang. Intruder alert!
> Intruder alert! Stop the humanoid!
> Look, I'm supposed to get a physics tutor.
> Well, you're coming to the right place, then.

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## 12:20–12:32

Homer, bald and heavy in a white shirt, stands with a finger raised to his chin while Barney, a heavy man with messy brown hair in a green jacket and slippers, sits in a rolling chair beside a red-haired boy in a white shirt and brown pants and Carl, a Black man in a green shirt, purple pants and dark glasses, perched on a desk edge. In a cluttered room with bunk beds, a blue door, a green monster poster, a UFO-shaped ceiling lamp and computer monitors, the seated men and boy lean back and laugh with eyes squeezed shut while Homer keeps his finger at his chin and looks up.

> If there's one thing we know, it is science.
> And math. And the worst of every Monty Python routine.
> We are the knights who say... Neek!
> Neek!

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## 12:32–12:42

Homer Simpson sits with his eyes closed in a bedroom near a bed with a green blanket and a teal jacket on a hook, then the family sits at the dining table: Marge with her tall blue beehive, Maggie in a high chair, Lisa in her red dress and pearls, and Bart in his orange shirt, with Homer gesturing with a knife and fork. Homer then appears alone against a wooden-panelled wall with his arms folded, looking uneasy, before Bart, in his orange shirt, points off to the side with an alarmed expression in front of a pink shelf holding S and P shakers and a bowl.

> We played Dungeons and Dragons for three hours.
> Then I was slain by an elf. Listen to yourself, man.
> You're hanging with nerds. You take that back!

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## 12:42–12:50

Homer, Marge, and Bart sit around the dining table in the pink dining room, with Lisa and Maggie partly visible at the left and right edges. Homer, in a white shirt, glares and gestures angrily with a fork, then Marge leans in and grips his arm while looking at him. Homer's expression shifts to wide-eyed and worried, and he finally slumps down with his hand pressed to his chest in a close-up. On the table sit plates of green food, a pitcher of water, glasses, salt and pepper shakers, and a red can.

> Homer, please. These boys sound very nice, but they're clearly nerds.
> Really? But nerds are my mortal enemy. Dad, nerds are nothing to fear.

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## 12:50–13:01

Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress and pearl necklace, stands in a pink kitchen beside a shelf holding blue mugs. She gestures with one hand, grimaces with her teeth bared, then lifts a finger as if making a point, and her eyes roll and squint as she thinks and speaks. Her expression shifts from anxious to pensive to pained, ending with her eyes squeezed shut and a grimace while her hand is held out palm-up.

> In fact, they've done some pretty memorable things.
> Some nerds of note include popcorn magnate Orville Redenbacher, rock star David Byrne,
> and Supreme Court Justice David Souter.

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## 13:01–13:14

Homer, bald and in a white shirt and blue trousers, is first seen wide-eyed and open-mouthed against a wooden wall, then covers his face with both hands. He later lies sprawled on a grey couch holding a book labeled Physics on his chest, while Carl, a Black man with glasses and a green shirt, types at a computer beside a red-haired man in a white shirt and a brown-haired man in an olive sweater. Homer closes his eyes, then raises one arm and speaks with his mouth open as he gestures toward the monitors, with a box of tissues and a paper sign on the desk nearby.

> Oh, not Souter!
> Oh, no!
> Come on, Mr. Simpson. You'll never pass this course if you don't know the periodic table.
> I'll write it on my hand. Oh, including all known lanthanides and actinides?

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## 13:14–13:25

Carl, a Black man with curly black hair, glasses and a green shirt, types at a computer beside two other men in an office, a brown-haired man in a green sweater grinning and leaning back and a red-haired man in a white shirt watching the monitor, with a PG poster on the wall behind them. The men keep their eyes on the screens while the grinning man laughs, then the scene changes to Homer, bald and wearing a white shirt and blue pants, sitting on a blue couch by a window, gesturing with his hands and shouting before his expression turns stern. A teal cloth hangs from the couch behind him, and papers sit on a dresser to the left.

> Good luck.
> Come on, guys. Look at yourselves.
> All you do is study.

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## 13:25–13:37

Homer, a bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, stands in a computer room with Carl, a Black man in glasses and a green shirt, a heavy brown-haired man in glasses and a green sweater, and a red-haired young man in a white shirt and maroon pants seated at computers. Homer holds up a sheet of paper, then walks toward the blue door beside a 'Space Mutants 5' poster and gestures with his hands while the seated men watch and the red-haired man points. The scene then shifts outside, where Homer lifts a box from the open back of an orange van filled with cases stamped 'DUFF' in front of pink suburban houses.

> I'm going to show you the true meaning of college.
> We're going to go out and party.
> Wait a minute. I'll put on my snow pants.
> Me too. Me too.
> Ah, the college road trip.

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## 13:37–13:50

Homer is first seen grinning in the back of an orange van stacked with rows of beer cans, and then Marge, Maggie and Lisa appear beside him peering over the seat. Outside on a residential street, Homer throws up his hands in front of the van while Lisa and Marge, who holds Lisa's hand, look on and Bart stands at the edge. The moment ends with Homer folding his arms beside the van as a brown-haired man in glasses looks out from the driver's seat.

> What better way to spread beer-fueled mayhem?
> If you're going for a ride, I'd like you to take Bart and Lisa.
> But Marge, we're college guys and we're up to no good.
> Mr. Simpson, Gary spilled his ear medicine.

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## 13:50–14:02

Homer drives the orange station wagon along a road, wearing a white Springfield Petting Zoo cap, while Bart, Lisa and Carl sit behind him in matching caps, with Lisa at first eyes shut and mouth open, then turning to glance sideways and Bart narrowing his eyes. A blue car with a luggage rack and a passenger drives alongside, and a freckled, red-haired boy in a matching cap sits in the back seat with his hands on the red upholstery. The scene plays against a blue sky, green trees and a grey roadway with yellow lane markings.

> Oh, those baby ducks were so cute,
> I can't believe they let us walk right up and feed them.
> I need to go to the bathroom. We stopped five minutes ago.
> Yeah, but someone knocked on the door and I couldn't go.

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## 14:02–14:10

Homer Simpson, bald and wearing a white shirt and blue pants, stands on a bunk-bed frame in a dormitory-like room while Bart, in an orange shirt and blue shorts, lies sprawled on a purple couch and tosses a red ball. In the first frames Homer steps forward toward the bunk bed, then he stands above a dark-haired man in glasses and a green sweater, a red-haired boy in a white shirt, and a bespectacled man in a green vest, all seated in front. Homer points upward, then raises both hands with fingers pointing at his head and his mouth open as if speaking excitedly. Nearby on the floor sit papers, a red box, and a blue object, while a potted plant hangs from the ceiling and a chalkboard and a framed picture of four hatted figures hang on the wall.

> I'm telling you, a big crazy prank is just what the doctor ordered.
> The Dean will go nuts.

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## 14:10–14:17

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, is in a close-up in a bunk-bed room with green blankets and a pillow behind him. He starts by open-mouthed and pointing his finger upward with a wide-eyed look, then holds his hands up near his chest and grins with narrowed eyes while fiddling with his collar. He then pinches his fingers together with a sly, sidelong glance, and finishes with his mouth open and hands raised beside his chest in an agitated, exasperated expression.

> I got it.
> We wait by his mailbox, and when he comes outside,
> we roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge.

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## 14:17–14:24

Homer Simpson, the bald heavyset man in a white shirt, stands in a bunk-bed room with green blankets, white pillows and a green garment hanging on the right. He first spreads his arms wide with a wide-eyed grin, then hugs himself with crossed arms and laughs with his eyes squeezed shut and mouth open. He keeps laughing and hugging himself, then his expression turns to a wide-eyed, tight-lipped stare as he stands still.

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## 14:24–14:37

Bart Simpson, in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands before a green chalkboard with a chalk drawing of a pig, while Carl, a Black man with glasses and a green shirt, and Homer, bald in a white shirt and blue pants, watch beside him. The scene shifts to a cramped room with a bunk bed, scattered papers, and a wall clock, where Bart, Homer, Carl, and an unnamed man with brown hair in an olive sweater and an unnamed red-haired man in a white shirt crouch around a large map spread on the floor. They lean over the map and gesture toward it, while Bart folds his arms and stares with a sly expression.

> So it's a prank you're looking for, is it?
> I'll give you your prank.
> The only other college in 50 miles is Springfield A&M, so they're our best target.

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## 14:37–14:40

Homer Simpson, bald and in a white shirt, clenches his fist in anger in the foreground while Bart, in an orange shirt and blue shorts, runs in holding a brown paper bag and then pulls out a small card. Behind them, Ned Flanders in his green sweater...

> Those bastards.
> Meet Sir Oinks-a-Lot, the beloved mascot of Springfield A&M.

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## 14:40–14:51

Photographs spread over a street map show a fat pig mascot in a cap and sash, first held on a chain by an arm, then posed on a stage with a man at a microphone and a woman in a black gown beside balloons. Next, a thin, balding man in a graduation cap and gown reaches toward the pig in front of a clock tower, and a yellow hand slides the pictures across the map. The final photo shows the pig lying in mud with its legs in the air.

> Here he is presiding over last year's homecoming.
> Here he is conferring an honorary degree on Richard Nixon.
> And here he is rolling in his own filth.
> Gentlemen, I propose we kidnap Sir Oinks-a-Lot.

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## 14:51–15:03

Homer, bald with a white shirt, stands at the right edge of a schoolyard bench area while Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands in front of a blue-and-white patterned floor mat, holding a book and speaking. Around them, a man with glasses and brown hair, a red-haired boy in a white shirt, and a dark-skinned man with glasses in a green sweater look on. Homer then leans in and grins with wide eyes, and in the closing shots he laughs with eyes squeezed shut, one hand raised to his face and the other arm extended, against a blue door and a wooden slatted wall.

> And then we roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge.
> What?

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## 15:03–15:07

No recognizable Simpsons characters appear; the scene shows the Springfield A&M arch over a dusky purple sky, with a yellow sign on a white pillar reading "IF YOU WERE A STUDENT HERE YOU'D BE HOME BY NOW." The view slides rightward past the arch and pillars, bringing a red-brick college building with arched doorways and a lawn into view beyond the gate. Trees and hedges frame the edges as the gate's stone pillars slide across the picture.

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## 15:07–15:17

Homer, in his light blue shirt, Bart in the bottom corner, Carl in his green shirt and glasses, and two other onlookers gather at dusk outside a brick school building beside a red station wagon. A pig in a red jersey with a gold helmet stands on the open trunk, and Carl's hand rests on its back in the first frames. Bart steps into view and the group watches closely. Homer points at the pig's curly tail, which curls back up after it is pulled straight, while the others look on.

> Look!
> You pull its tail straight and it curls right back up again.
> Curly, straight.

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## 15:17–15:29

Bart in his orange shirt, Carl in a green sweater and glasses, and two unnamed men, one in an olive jacket with a badge and one with reddish hair, stand outside a brick building at dusk, facing a red-capped pig with "AM" lettering on its cap. The pig's wide-eyed face shifts as the group stares at it, and then Homer in a white shirt and blue pants leans in beside a red vehicle, gesturing with a pointing finger and an open mouth while the pig, wearing a red jacket with a gold ring, gapes in surprise. A small "S" appears on the red cap-like shape near the pig, and the blue-windowed building stays behind them throughout.

> Mr.
> Simpson, I don't think he likes that.
> Of course he does.
> He's a cute little piggy. Yee, Curly. Right, Curly.
> Ow!

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## 15:29–15:37

Homer, in his white shirt and blue pants, yells and reaches toward a plump pig in a red outfit and cap, sitting on the open trunk of a red car outside a brick building. Carl, in a green shirt and glasses, grabs at Homer's arm while Bart, in his orange shirt, is pushed into the crowd. Other figures crowd in, pulling at Homer's head and shoulders, and then the scene shifts to a plain door with a silver handle and a white sign reading "SUPPLY ROOM".

> Why, you little... Mr. Dawson, stop it!
> Hey, it's not a little piggy's animal!

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## 15:37–15:48

Carl, a Black man in glasses, a green shirt and purple pants, stands at left beside a red-haired young man in a white shirt and a heavyset man in a green jacket and glasses, all watching a pig in a red sweater with a lettered emblem on a storeroom floor. The pig stays on the floor and sways, its head drooping, while the three men look on beside a mop in a bucket and shelves of boxes and cans. The scene then changes to a hallway where a man with swept-back blond hair in a grey-green jacket, dark turtleneck and blue jeans staggers past a red wall-mounted fire extinguisher cabinet, one hand raised to his head, and then stands unsteadily beside it, with a brown door on the left.

> Hey, the pig's acting kind of funny. And Mr.
> Simpson split a case of malt liquor. Guys, he's really sick.
> Hello, that sounds like a pig fainting.

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## 15:48–16:00

A frail, stooped old man with a hooked nose and grey hair at the sides, Mr. Burns, wearing a blue suit, stands with a heavy man in a green jacket, a red-haired boy in a white shirt, and a Black man in glasses and a green shirt near a brick school building. A pig in a red shirt is first hung in a grey sling from a hook while onlookers watch, then is carried through a blue sky by a white helicopter with a pilot in the cockpit. Back on the grounds, an elderly man with closed eyes speaks, and Burns raises one finger while the group listens.

> I'm sorry, boys. I've never expelled anyone before,
> but that pig had some powerful friends.
> I'll pay.
> Don't think you won't pay.

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## 16:00–16:13

Mr. Burns, a frail, stooped old man with a hooked nose and grey hair at the sides, in a blue suit, points at a red-haired child in front of brick buildings with a staircase, while Carl, a Black man in glasses and a green shirt, and a bespectacled man in a green sweater look on. Later, outside an iron gate marked 2, the same group stands with suitcases, and a red-haired boy in a white shirt and brown pants joins Carl and the sweater-wearing man as they face Homer, who stands on the other side of the bars in his white shirt, gesturing with both hands and then looking worried. Carl speaks and the red-haired boy smiles with his eyes closed, while behind them stand tires, a fence and a blue sky.

> Guys, believe me, I didn't mean to get you expelled.
> Oh, don't worry, Mr. Simpson.
> We can take care of ourselves.

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## 16:13–16:20

Nelson, a bully in a blue vest with reddish hair and an earring, stands outdoors against a blue sky and white clouds, beside a bespectacled man in an olive-green sweater, a red-haired boy in a white shirt and maroon pants, and Carl, a Black man in glasses and a green shirt. Nelson first extends an open hand toward the group, then pulls out a brown wallet, holds it up near his face, and grins as the red-haired boy looks on with a smile while Carl watches with pursed lips. The men's dark-haired companion looks toward the wallet with a smirk.

> Uh, wallet inspector. Oh, here you go.
> I believe that's all in order.
> I can't believe that worked.

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## 16:20–16:33

Homer, bald and in a white shirt, stands behind jail-cell bars, first staring and then pointing through them at a man in a green sweater and glasses carrying a suitcase, a red-haired boy in a white shirt and maroon pants, and Carl, a Black man in glasses and a green shirt, who stand on a street lined with a wooden fence and a purple-trunked tree. Homer then lifts his hand to his chin and looks thoughtful as the screen fades to black. The scene resumes in a pink arched room with a wooden chair, where the red-haired boy holds a cardboard box of items, Carl peers over his shoulder, and the green-sweater man sets down a box and gestures with his hands.

> Hey, that's not the wallet inspector.

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## 16:33–16:46

Homer and Marge Simpson stand in the pink living room beneath a framed picture of baby Maggie, with Homer grinning and gesturing in the first frames while Marge frowns beside him. Homer then clasps his hands with a bright smile, and the scene shifts as Homer turns toward a doorway where Carl, a Black man in a green shirt, a red-haired man in a white shirt, and a bespectacled man in a green jacket stand with nosebleeds. Marge raises a hand to her face as the group gathers by the arch, with a red stool and a cardboard box on the floor nearby.

> Marge, they don't have anywhere to stay.
> And they're geniuses. They'll solve all our problems.
> They'll elevate us to the status of kings on Earth.
> Mr. Simpson, we all have nosebleeds. Oh, for the love of...

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## 16:46–16:54

Carl, a Black man in dark sunglasses and a green shirt, sits at a computer beside two unnamed men, one with reddish-orange hair and a white shirt, the other with brown hair and glasses, all at a desk of tangled cables. Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive, sits on a dark red couch in the pink living room, first reading a red book with a teal telephone in her lap, then holding the receiver to her ear, grinning with eyes shut and then wide-eyed as she speaks into it. A framed portrait of Homer hangs on the pink wall behind her, and a red lamp stands at the edge of the scene.

> What's wrong with this phone? It's making crazy noises.

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## 16:54–17:04

Carl, a Black man in a green shirt, glasses and a wristwatch, sits at a computer keyboard in a pink-walled room, with Lenny in a white shirt and a man in a green sweater and glasses seated beside him at the monitors. Carl types and turns toward the others while Lenny leans forward with a wide-eyed look, then the man in the green sweater leans in and laughs with his mouth open as Lenny closes his eyes with a grin, and Carl smiles and keeps typing. Grey monitors with tangled cables sit on the desk in front of them.

> Those crazy noises are computer signals.
> Yeah,
> some guys at MIT are sending us reasons why Captain Picard is better than Captain Kirk.
> Ha!
> They're out of their minds.

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## 17:04–17:17

Marge, with her tall blue beehive and an annoyed, sideways glare, is first seen in the foreground of a pink-walled living room, and then Bart and Lisa lie on a colorful rug in front of a television, Bart propping his chin on his hands while Lisa kneels beside him with a wide-eyed, open-mouthed expression. Bart's eyes widen further and he leans forward with his mouth open as the two stare at the TV. On the screen, a blue mouse tied up with rope stands beside a black cat with white gloved hands raised above its head, in a cartoon scene set against a yellow wall and purple floor.

> Oh, I heard about this. This is the one where Scratchy finally gets itchy.
> Wow!

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## 17:17–17:28

A blue cartoon mouse, tied up with rope to a post, and a black cartoon cat are in a cartoon scene in the style of Itchy & Scratchy. The cat sits behind a box marked PLASTIC EXPLOSIVES and, after a close-up of the mouse's grimacing face, holds a pink fluffy object near the mouse's head, which then has a pink puff on top. The scene then widens to show the cat beside a white rocket on a green cart, surrounded by orange crates marked TNT, with the bound mouse small at the left edge.

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## 17:28–17:39

A blue cartoon mouse and a black cartoon cat appear in a bloody-slapstick Itchy and Scratchy style cartoon shown on a television set. The cat points upward while a lit fuse burns down toward a pile of crates labeled NITRO, EXPLOSIVES and TNT, then the fuse reaches a crate of red dynamite sticks and sparks ignite in a burst of orange. The mouse, meanwhile, is tied with rope and wrapped around its body with green grenades dangling from its ears, grimacing against a pink background as the sparkles flash around it.

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## 17:39–17:50

Bart with spiky hair in an orange shirt and Lisa with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress and pearl necklace lie side by side on a purple rug in front of a dark red couch, staring wide-eyed at a television. Bart grits his teeth and clutches a grey object while Lisa looks on in alarm, then the TV screen shows a blue cartoon creature with red hair, grinning and sweating in fright. The screen then goes to a blank blue glow with a single white dot at its center. Finally, a man with short reddish-brown hair, a white shirt and a dark wristband grins nervously while holding two unplugged cords with plugs, standing behind a television set in a pink room with a small framed picture on the wall.

> My purpose in life is to witness this moment.
> We need the outlet for our rock tumbler.

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## 17:50–18:01

Bart and Lisa, two spiky-haired kids, crawl on a purple rug and shout with wide-open mouths and bulging eyes. A thin, red-haired man with a moustache, who is not one of the regulars, is seen behind a television set holding two unplugged blue cords in his hands. Next, a blue plug is pushed into a wall outlet, and the TV screen shows a mushroom cloud with the red text "THE END" over it. The screen then changes to a grinning clown face with a red nose and wide white teeth.

> Plug it in! Plug it in! What, the rock tumbler or the TV?
> The TV! The TV!
> Wow!
> They'll never let us show that again! Not in a million years!

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## 18:01–18:12

Krusty the Clown, with green hair and a blue bow tie, appears on a red-and-orange polka-dot TV-style backdrop, gesturing and grinning with his arms out before raising his gloved hands. Then Bart and Lisa stand side by side in front of a pink wall and a small framed picture, mouths wide open with tongues out and eyes bulging. Next, at the dining table, Homer sits on the left holding a fork and knife beside a plate with toast, while Bart sits in a chair with a bowl and a bit of food, Marge stands behind Lisa, and Maggie in a blue outfit leans against the table in the foreground, with a hanging basket above. Finally, Bart sits at the table with two knives held in his hands, his mouth turned into a sly smirk, while a toy rooster sits behind him on a shelf.

> Dad, start digging some nerd holes.
> It's bad enough they put their retainers in the dishwasher.

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## 18:12–18:23

Lisa, with her star-shaped spiky hair and red dress and a pearl necklace, sits at a blue table in the kitchen, first resting her chin on her hand with a worried, wide-eyed look, then gesturing with both hands open while she speaks. Homer, bald and wearing a white shirt, holds a knife in one hand and a slice of brown bread in the other, looking wide-eyed and tense as he talks. Marge, with her tall blue beehive and orange beads, then appears in the foreground with her mouth open in an exclaiming expression in front of a purple wall, cupboards, and a grey microwave on the counter. The kitchen has a phone on the wall, a corkboard with notes, and a green refrigerator decorated with a drawing.

> Can't we do something?
> Look, I'm sure we can work something out where we can all live in harmony.
> Right, Marge? No, I want those geeks out of my house.

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## 18:23–18:34

Homer, bald in a white shirt, stands in a lilac room with a pink archway and a glass-fronted cabinet of plates and glasses, while Carl, in a green shirt and glasses, watches him. Behind them a brown-haired man in a green jacket points and gestures beside a red-haired man in a light shirt and brown belt. Homer gestures with open hands, then rubs his hands together and fidgets with something small, his mouth open in an anxious expression, as the others keep watching. A wall calendar hangs on the left.

> You really think you can get us back into college?
> Absolutely.
> Now, the only antidote to a zany scheme is an even zanier scheme.
> Why does it have to be zany?

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## 18:34–18:46

Homer and Carl, a Black man with glasses in a green shirt, stand in a purple-walled room with a wooden hutch, while a red-haired man in a white shirt and belt looks on nervously. Homer gestures emphatically with his hand and points, then grips a black jacket with a wide-eyed look, and later checks the digital wristwatch showing 4:59 while seated behind a car steering wheel with a speedometer. The scene ends on an aerial view of a campus of brick and stone buildings, with a pink car driving along a paved path.

> I've got it!
> We're gonna fix it so you guys save the dean's life.
> Perfect.

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## 18:46–18:59

A blond man in a tan jacket, black turtleneck, blue jeans and white shoes stands at the brick doorway, then raises one foot onto a wooden box on the sidewalk while three companions crouch on the lawn: a brown-haired man in glasses and a green jacket, a red-haired boy in a blue shirt, and a man in glasses and a green shirt with purple pants. The trio huddle close together on the green grass, with the red-haired boy leaning in and whispering, and then they stay low on the lawn beside the sidewalk as the blond man leaves the scene. The double doors with a green-tinted glass panel and a set of steps sit behind them, with trimmed green hedges on either side.

> Okay, guys.
> We push him out of the way in exactly three seconds.
> Should we correct for wind resistance?
> Possibly. What do you think?
> Oh, my.

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## 18:59–19:10

Carl, a Black man in glasses and a green shirt, stands with a red-haired boy in a light blue shirt and a brown-haired man in a green jacket beside a hospital bed, where Homer in a white shirt grips the rail while a bandaged man with a gauze-wrapped arm lies propped on the pillow. The group looks on, then Homer throws his hands up in alarm between pale curtains, and afterward he sinks into a weary, sullen expression. An IV stand, a wall monitor and hanging curtains mark the hospital room setting.

> Well, Dean, I'm really sorry for the running-you-over prank.
> Prank? And all those other pranks were my idea, too.
> I'm the one who should be expelled. Well, I'm touched by your honesty.

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## 19:10–19:23

Homer Simpson, in a white shirt, stands beside a hospital bed while a thin, frail old man with a bandaged head and a casted arm, who looks like Mr. Burns, lies under a blue blanket. Homer stares and frowns, then gestures with one hand, and the man in bed grimaces, glances sideways, and opens his mouth to speak. Homer's expression softens into a faint smile as the man keeps wincing. IV bags hang from a stand, a wall-mounted panel with red lights sits in the green room, and no on-screen text is visible.

> And who knows, perhaps I've been a bit of an ogre myself.
> Yes, you have. How's this? I'll readmit your friends,
> and we'll forget this whole silly incident ever occurred.
> Oh, Dean, this is what your new hip is going to look like.

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## 19:23–19:35

Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, stands in a storeroom with metal shelving and cardboard boxes marked FRAGILE, talking with a man in glasses and a green shirt, while a brown-haired man in a tan shirt and green jacket holding a briefcase and a redheaded man in a white shirt look on. Earlier, a doctor in a white coat holds up a metal hip joint and a wrench-like tool beside a hospital bed, where a patient with a bandaged head and bandaged arm lies watching him. The doctor then rests the large metal part on his shoulder as he grins.

> You're going to have to go easy on it.
> Oh, it's good to be back after all these weeks.
> Better check our answering machine, huh?

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## 19:35–19:42

Homer, in his white shirt and blue pants, stands in a storeroom with three men: a heavy man in a green jacket and glasses holding a brown briefcase, a red-haired man with glasses in a white shirt, and Carl, the Black man in glasses and a green shirt. Shelves and cardboard boxes, one marked FRAGILE, sit around them. The first two images show only a close view of a grey-and-white device with three buttons and a speaker grille on a brown table, with no characters present. In the group scene, the men talk and shift slightly, and in the final frame the heavy man turns toward Homer while the red-haired man and Carl look on.

> Number of messages received, zero.
> We really want to thank you, Mr. Simpson.

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## 19:42–19:54

Homer Simpson, in his white shirt, stands among three men in a cramped room with metal shelving: Carl, a Black man with glasses and a green jacket, on the left, a red-haired young man in a white shirt in front left, and a brown-haired man in glasses and a green sweater on the right. Homer gestures with open hands, talks, then folds his arms and frowns while the others look on. The scene then shifts to an older man with grey hair at the sides, a moustache, glasses and a white lab coat, standing at a lectern on a stage before a large, packed tiered lecture hall of seated students.

> Oh, no problem, guys.
> The important thing is that we wrapped up all the loose ends.
> So, in conclusion, good luck on tomorrow's big final exam.

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## 19:54–20:04

Homer Simpson, wide-eyed and panicking, first appears in close-up with his hand raised to his head and mouth agape. He then lies sprawled on a bench in a computer room, with three men standing over him: a Black man in a green shirt and purple pants, a red-haired boy in a white shirt and maroon pants, and a heavyset man in an olive jacket. Homer's eyes close and he grimaces with his hand on his forehead while they watch, and shelves, a blue locker, a desk of computers, and a poster reading "Space Mutants" line the background.

> Exam?
> Oh, this is just like one of those bad dreams!
> What are you gonna do, Mr. Simpson?
> Actually, I've been working on a plan.

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## 20:04–20:15

Homer lies back on a bed-like surface in a white shirt beside a wooden desk, grimacing with clenched teeth and rolling his eyes upward, then widening them in alarm. Behind him, a red-haired young man in a light blue shirt speaks animatedly to two men in glasses, one a Black man in a green shirt and one with brown hair in a green sweater, before the red-haired man turns into a close-up with a sly, smirking expression. The scene is set in an office or classroom with filing cabinets and a cluttered backdrop.

> During the exam,
> I'll hide under some coats and hope that somehow everything will work out.
> Or with our help, you can cram like you've never crammed before.
> Whatever. Either way is good.

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## 20:15–20:27

Homer Simpson appears in several moments: first lying back with his mouth open, then standing at a library-style desk beside a woman with curly black hair in a purple dress, then strapped into a purple-knobbed machine with his eyes bulging while a red-haired man in a light blue shirt and a man in glasses and a green shirt, holding a blue book labeled PHYSICS, look on. Shelves of books and a desk are in the first scene, a pink room with salt and pepper shakers and cups on a shelf is in the last, and Homer gestures with one hand beside an open book.

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## 20:27–20:37

Homer Simpson, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, sits in a row of purple auditorium seats while Carl, a Black man in a grey jacket, sits nearby and Lenny, with spiky black hair, watches from the back row. Homer then sits at a wooden desk in the classroom beside a white-haired, bespectacled professor in a white lab coat, who grips the desk while a boy-faced student in blue sits between them. Homer leaps up from his seat in the auditorium and flies forward over the rows, with Carl and Lenny looking on. The scene closes on a Nuclear Physics 101 Final Exam sheet with the name Homer Simpson printed at the top, which is being marked with a red pen, and a large red circled F is stamped across the answers.

> Oh man, I can't believe you failed. Oh,

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## 20:37–20:45

Carl, a Black man in a green shirt, glasses and purple pants, stands at left beside a nervous redhead in a white shirt holding a sheet of paper, while a heavy man with brown hair, glasses and a green jacket looks on from the middle. Homer lies sprawled on a blue bench in a cluttered computer room with metal shelves, a Space Mutants poster and beige computers behind them. Homer stays slumped back, then grimaces with his mouth open, raises one hand to his head and finally covers his face with both hands in dismay.

> I'm gonna lose my job just because I'm dangerously unqualified.

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## 20:45–20:57

Carl, a Black man in glasses and a green shirt, stands at the left beside a redheaded man in a white shirt holding a clipboard, while a brown-haired man in glasses and a olive jacket with a badge stands near the right. Homer lies stretched out on a bench in a computer room with metal shelving, monitors on a counter, and a Space Mutants poster on the wall. Homer raises his head and looks up with wide eyes as the group talks, then the redheaded man in the close-up rests his hand on his chin and frowns in thought while the others look on.

> Mr. Simpson, there is a way. We could, well, use a computer to change your grade.
> Computers can do that? Oh yes, the only problem is the moral dilemma it raises,
> which requires...

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## 20:57–21:07

Homer slumps with his head resting on a grey computer monitor in front of green shelves, then Marge, holding a sheet of paper and wearing a red beaded necklace, speaks in a pink living room with a framed sailboat picture. Lisa, Bart and baby Maggie stand or crawl with Marge near Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II on the teal carpet, while Homer and two men and a boy, one of them a Black man in glasses and a green shirt, sit on a red couch. Homer gestures and talks, then presses his fingertips together in front of his chest, with a computer monitor and a red lamp nearby.

> Moral was a?
> An A+. How did you do it? Oh,
> let's just say I had help from a little magic box.
> You changed your grade with a computer? No!

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## 21:07–21:20

Homer sits on the red couch in the living room, with Marge and Bart standing nearby at first, and Lisa in an orange dress holds a sheet of paper while others including Carl in a green shirt and glasses and Ned Flanders in a green sweater sit beside him. Homer talks and gestures with his hands while the group listens, and Maggie in her blue bow crawls in along the teal carpet at the lower right. Santa's Little Helper, a brown greyhound, and Snowball II, a black cat, lie on the floor, and pictures hang on the pink wall.

> Way to go, Dad!
> Look, the important thing is that we all learned a lesson.
> These guys learned the richness and variety of the world outside college.
> No, we didn't. Oh,

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## 21:20–21:31

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, and Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress, are in the living room with a pink wall, a red lamp and a dark red armchair. Homer sits in the chair, lifts his hand to his mouth, then raises one finger while pressing his other hand to his chest and talking with his mouth open. Lisa peeks up over the top of the chair's back, grimacing with clenched teeth, then opens her mouth wide in alarm with her eyes bulging.

> then I learned the real value of college is to study and work hard.
> No, you didn't. You only passed your course by cheating,
> which you always taught us was wrong.

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## 21:31–21:42

Homer Simpson, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, sits on a dark red couch in the pink living room while Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress and red beads, stands beside the seat and Bart, in his orange shirt, stands between them. Bart lifts his arm and points toward Homer while Marge looks on with her eyes half-closed. The scene then shifts to Homer alone, first standing with a worried, frowning expression, then sitting back on the couch with his hands clasped at his stomach and a pained look on his face. A red lampshade lamp and a small arched doorway sit in the background.

> Hmm, true. And I learned that in order for you to set a good example for your son,
> you're gonna take that course over again without cheating.
> Oh, Marge, you're worse than that crusty old Dean.

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## 21:42–21:52

Homer Simpson sits at the left end of a red couch in the pink living room, then leans over the back of the couch with his arms around the shoulders of a brown-haired man in glasses, a tan shirt and a green jacket with a pen in its pocket. Beside them a red-haired boy in a white shirt and a young Black man in glasses and a green shirt sit on the couch, and as Homer leans in, all four look sideways with worried or uneasy expressions while Homer grins. Framed portraits of Maggie, Marge and Bart hang on the walls, next to a red lamp, a purple staircase railing and an arched doorway.

> Well, I guess it's back to college for me.
> And that means it's time to... What did I teach you guys?
> Party down?

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## 21:52–22:03

Homer stands on the back of a red couch in the pink living room, fist raised and cheering, while Carl, a Black man in glasses and a green shirt, and two other men on the couch lean back and shout in excitement. The scene changes to an older man in a white lab coat with white hair and glasses holding papers by a window, where Homer kneels outside by a pond. Over the scene, credits appear for executive producers David Mirkin, James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and Sam Simon, then the starring credit for Dan Castellaneta and Nancy Cartwright.

> Yes!
> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you.

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## 22:03–22:17

A heavy, bald man in a stained white shirt and blue pants, with green-tinted hair on top, stands in the middle of a wrecked room with turquoise cabinets and a checkered floor, flailing his arms amid spilled food and debris. To his left, a man with spiky black hair in a red shirt runs away, and a man in a purple shirt reaches out from the right. The room holds an overturned chair, a tipped-over TV, pizza slices, and scattered trash, while white credit text such as "Story Editor Bob Kushell" and "Staff Writers Bill Canterbury David S. Cohen" is overlaid. Earlier, a thin older man in a tan coat leans out of a purple car beside a brick house as a credit reads "Hank Azaria," and a yellow cartoon figure with green spiky hair in white shorts water-skis across blue waves while "Brad Bird" appears.

> Oh, baby, thank you.
> Thank you.

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## 22:17–22:29

Homer crawls on all fours in front of a crowd of red-hooded figures in sunglasses, one raising a bottle overhead while another stands with folded arms, with the credits 'Theme By Danny Elfman' and 'Casting By Bonita Pietila' over the scene. Carl, in glasses, and Homer then push at a telephone booth crammed with yellow characters in front of a brick school, under the text 'Animation Production Manager Ken Tsumura'. Finally, Homer in a blue football uniform with the number 1 runs beside a green tank carrying helmeted players, as the credits 'Production Coordinator' and 'Animation Produced By Film Roman, Inc.' appear.

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## 22:29–22:39

Mr. Burns, in a blue suit with pink-trimmed curlers in his white hair, scowls in the foreground while Homer strums a guitar with his arm raised, and Grampa and Carl play instruments on a grassy field behind him. The scene shifts to a poolside with striped umbrellas, a white fence and a leafy green tree, where a spiky-haired boy leaps among friends and a woman in a red swimsuit stands by the pool edge. White credit text overlays the scene throughout, including 'Korean Production Company Rough Draft Studios', lists of layout and animation artists, 'Main Title Design David Silverman', and the copyright notice 'The Simpsons Episode #1F02 Copyright 1993 Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation'.

> Oh, baby, where'd I go?
> Oh, no, baby, throw it away.
> Oh, baby, where'd I go?

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## 22:39–22:52

Opening credits of The Simpsons: in the first two frames, Homer-like and Lenny-like figures...

> Oh, baby, where'd I go? Oh, you're gonna say it.
> Shh.

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## 22:52–22:54

The frames are almost entirely black, so no characters can be identified and no people, places or actions are visible. Only a faint, barely perceptible speck of light appears in a few of the frames, with no discernible objects, movement or on-screen text.

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