# Homer Loves Flanders

The Simpsons, season 5, episode 16 (S05E16), first aired March 17, 1994.
Written by David Richardson. Directed by Wes Archer. Production code 1F14.
Chalkboard gag: "I am not delightfully saucy". Couch gag: Sliced Family.

Ned Flanders wins tickets to the big Springfield Atoms football game and invites a reluctant Homer, who enjoys himself so much that he latches onto Ned as his new best friend. Homer's constant, destructive presence slowly drives Ned to his breaking point, and when Ned finally snaps in front of the congregation at church, Homer is the one who stands up and defends him.

Who's in it: Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Marge Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Moe Szyslak, Milhouse Van Houten, Grampa Simpson, Principal Skinner, Ned Flanders, Barney Gumble, Chief Wiggum, Lenny Leonard, Carl Carlson, Dr. Hibbert, Mr. Burns, Kent Brockman, Otto Mann, Jasper Beardsley, Patty Bouvier, Reverend Lovejoy, Selma Bouvier, Todd Flanders, Maude Flanders, Rod Flanders, Mayor Quimby, Kirk Van Houten, Larry Dalrymple, Luann Van Houten, Helen Lovejoy, Sam, Agnes Skinner, Superintendent Chalmers, Just Stamp the Ticket Man, Dave Shutton, Mayor Quimby's Bodyguards, Marty, God, Blinky, Bill, Ronald Reagan, Hot Dog Vendor, Priest, Referee, Reporter, Stan Taylor, Ticket Buyer, Ticket Clerk.

Every moment of the episode, about ten seconds each: when it is, what happens on screen, and what's said.
The descriptions are written by an AI model from frames of each moment and can get small details wrong. The dialogue is from the episode's subtitles.

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## 0:00–0:12

Bart Simpson, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands in a classroom before a chalkboard filled with rows of the words "I AM NOT DELIGHTFULLY SAUCY" written over and over. He first stands with one hand raised to his mouth and an arm outstretched, then hops sideways on one foot with a grin and his arms flung out, while a red wastebasket and a wall clock sit nearby. Before this, a sky of drifting cartoon clouds fills the screen, and the title card "THE SIMPSONS" appears in orange letters over the clouds.

> The Simpsons

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## 0:12–0:23

Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie and Santa's Little Helper are at the Simpson home, starting with a pink car pulling up to the garage in the driveway. Lisa rides a red bicycle carrying a stack of books past Homer, who stands beside the car, and then Homer kneels on a red bed in a purple room, pointing at a wall panel with his mouth open and a cup on the bed. Homer and Marge then run across the living room with Bart tangled at Homer's feet and Lisa and the greyhound behind Marge, before the family sits side by side on the brown couch under a framed sailboat painting, with a few black-haired one-off figures among them, and a grey VCR and telephone visible in the room.

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## 0:23–0:29

No characters appear in this title card sequence; a pink-framed retro television set with two dial knobs and a speaker grille displays on-screen text on its blue screen. The text first reads "CREATED BY MATT GROENING" in yellow letters, then changes to "DEVELOPED BY JAMES L. BROOKS, MATT GROENING, SAM SIMON" stacked over three lines. The credits hold steady on the screen with no movement apart from the swap between the two credit cards.

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## 0:29–0:38

No regular Simpsons characters appear in this moment; it is a title sequence for the Eye on Springfield segment. The first frames are almost entirely black, with a faint dark reddish band across the top of a dim, dark patterned backdrop. The screen then shows a pink and purple block-lettered title reading EYE ON above a pink script word Springfield over a pattern of blue rectangles on a white background, with a grey downward-pointing triangle appearing behind the script in the early title card. In the later cards, pink and green rectangular blocks slide into place behind the lettering while the script title stays on screen.

> Tonight on Eye on Springfield, just miles from your doorstep,

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## 0:38–0:49

Kent Brockman, the grey-haired news anchor in a brown suit and dark tie, sits at a desk in front of an Eye on Springfield sign, holding a sheet of paper while on-screen captions credit Jace Richdale as co-executive producer and Harold Kimmel as supervising producer. He reads from the paper and speaks, and a caption for another producer briefly overlaps him. The scene then moves outdoors, where a uniformed man in a campaign hat raises a flag on a pole before rows of olive-uniformed soldiers standing at attention in front of low arched barracks under a blue sky.

> hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill.
> The government calls it the Army.
> What a more alarmist name would be, the Killbot Factory.

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## 0:49–0:52

A row of uniformed soldiers in olive-green fatigues and helmets, with radios strapped to their backs, stands in formation outside a beige building with a purple door, while the central soldier, a stern-faced man with a helmet and a hand over his chest pocket, speaks and moves his mouth. None of the regulars are clearly recognizable here; the men are one-off characters. Across the moment the soldiers keep their hands on their chests and their mouths move as they talk, and the caption 'The KILL-BOT Factory' in red letters with a gold outline appears across the bottom of the frame, shown in the second, third and fourth moments.

> But first, Springfield has come down with a fever.

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## 0:52–1:04

An elderly man with neat white hair, a brown suit and dark tie sits in front of a blue backdrop, holding papers, while a white-on-caption credit line at the bottom names him in turn as Co-Producer Greg Daniels, then Producer Jonathan Collier, Producer Mike Scully, Producer David Sacks, and Producer John Swartzwelder. Beside him a red-lettered "Pigskin Classic" sign with a football dissolves into a graphic reading "Shelbyville Sharks vs. Springfield Atoms" with black and grey helmet logos, and he speaks and shifts his gaze and expression as the caption changes.

> Football fever brought on by the biggest game of the year.
> The big-skin classic between the Shelbyville Sharks and our own Springfield Adams.
> If you have the fever, there's only one cure.

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## 1:04–1:17

Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive, knits a purple scarf on the left while Homer sits in the middle of a brown couch in his white shirt and blue pants, and Bart, in his orange shirt and blue shorts, first sprawls over the sofa's arm and then stands at Homer's side. Bart ends up holding out a fistful of green bills toward Homer, who holds a small red item in his hand. A sailboat painting hangs on the pink wall behind them, and white credit text across the bottom of the scene reads Produced by David Silverman and other producer names.

> Take two tickets and see the game Sunday morning.
> Warning, tickets should not be taken internally.
> See, because of me, now they have a warning.
> Hey, Dad, sell you these for 50 bucks. Woo-hoo!
> Sold!
> Those aren't tickets to the game, Homer.

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## 1:17–1:21

Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress with a red bead necklace, sits on the brown couch beside Homer Simpson, who is bald and wears a white shirt and blue pants, in a pink living room with a framed sailboat picture on the wall. Marge sits knitting a purple yarn with metal needles, looking sideways at Homer while speaking. Homer holds up a small red ticket-like card in one hand, looking down at it, then lifts it toward Marge with a grimacing expression as she stares at him. A 'Produced by RICHARD SAKAI' credit caption appears over the middle of the scene in the two middle frames.

> What do you mean? It says right here.

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## 1:21–1:29

Homer, the bald, heavy man with stubble in a white shirt, sits at a table in front of a window with a sailboat picture, holding a small red card and pointing at it with his other hand. His eyes dart sideways and his mouth opens in a stunned, indignant expression as he turns and gestures with his hand in a dismissive, irritated wave. Visible on screen are the credit titles 'Written by David Richardson' and 'Directed by Wes Archer' overlaid across the lower part of the scene.

> Free wig with every purchase of large wig.
> Downtown wig center. Why, you little... Hmm, free wig.

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## 1:29–1:38

Homer, bald with stubble, watches from the lower left of a pink bathroom while a bald, heavyset man wearing a tall blue beehive wig, also Homer, stands before a purple-framed oval mirror set inside a cloud-shaped bubble. He lifts a hand to the top of the wig, turns to profile and pats the hair, then faces forward with a flat, weary expression before opening his mouth wide and leaning toward the mirror. On the blue-tiled shelf sit bottles, a toothbrush cup and a small cloud-shaped bubble decoration.

> I love you, homie.
> I don't need her at all anymore.

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## 1:38–1:45

A long, winding line of tiny stick-figure people in purple, pink, red and blue clothes walks along the sidewalks and road, with no regulars identifiable at this size. The crowd first passes parked orange, blue, green and white cars, then continues along a parking lot and past a park with white benches and a tree, and finally reaches the blue Shelbyville Stadium, whose sign is painted across its facade. The procession moves steadily toward the stadium entrance.

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## 1:45–1:52

Homer, bald with a white shirt, lies in an olive sleeping bag on a sidewalk beside a blue wall, while a standing man in a red top and light blue pants is partly visible at the left edge. Homer yawns and stretches one arm up, then settles back with a grimacing, sideways look and his arms folded over the bag. Above the blue wall, papers are posted in a shop window.

> I did it. Second in line, and all I had to do was miss eight days of work.

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## 1:52–1:59

Homer Simpson lies on a brown mat on a sidewalk in his white shirt and blue pants, rubbing his belly and then looking up and raising a finger, while a long-nosed man in a green shirt and striped tie stands beside him, speaking and glancing down. Behind them a man in a red sweater and light blue pants and another in a blue shirt and brown pants stand near a wooden bench in front of a blue wall and windows.

> With the money you would have made work in, you could have bought tickets from a scalper.
> In theory, yes.
> Sure.

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## 1:59–2:13

Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, stands in a line behind a man in a red cap and rust-brown jacket, with a blonde woman and a dark-haired man beside him, all facing a window where a clerk with a brown bob and mint-green sweater hands over a stack of red tickets. The man in the cap talks at the window, then the clerk grins, and Homer turns away from the window holding cash while a white SOLD OUT sign with red letters is visible behind the glass.

> Give me 30,000 tickets.
> That'll be $950,000, please.
> Look, the thing about that is I only got $10 on me.
> Can I pay you the rest later? Sure.
> Oh!

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## 2:13–2:19

Homer Simpson, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, first sits slumped on a sidewalk with his legs stretched out in front of a blue wall and a window with red lettering partly visible, holding a wad of cash. He then sits grinning behind the wheel of a car, its dashboard showing a radio with an AM/FM dial and a Track-Star 8-track player labeled HI-FI, with a cigarette lighter below. Finally he drives a green station wagon down a road between a dark green car and a teal Volkswagen Beetle under a bright blue sky, with a street lamp at the left edge.

> Woo-hoo-hoo!

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## 2:19–2:27

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and pink tie, sits behind the steering wheel of a car with brown upholstery, looking ahead with wide eyes. Over the five moments he glances to the side, then closes his eyes and nods as he keeps his hands on the wheel, before opening his eyes again and staring forward. Through the car windows a blue sky, a street lamp and a green strip of grass are visible, and the rearview mirror hangs from the roof.

> That was Bobby McFerrin's new one. I'm worried.
> Need money. Okay, if you want two tickets to the Big Pigskin Classic...

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## 2:27–2:34

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, sits behind the wheel of a car, gripping the steering wheel with both hands while his eyes dart and his mouth hangs open in a tense, anxious expression. In the first frames he looks forward and to the side with a worried stare, then in the later frames he is shown hunched over the wheel, clutching it tightly with his teeth clenched and eyes wide. A brown bench seat, blue windows and a rearview mirror frame the interior, with a green strip of ground visible at the bottom of the scene.

> Just get to a phone and be our 13th caller.
> Get tickets? Must get tickets! Find phone!
> Yes!

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## 2:34–2:44

Homer, bald and wearing a white shirt, drives a yellow sedan behind a blue convertible carrying a black-haired driver along a barbed-wire fence outside the Springfield nuclear power plant, with its twin purple cooling towers and red dome in the background. The convertible passes the plant's gate booth and the yellow car follows, while a pink car appears at the edge of the frame by the 'EXIT ONLY - CAUTION - SEVERE TIRE DAMAGE - DO NOT ENTER' sign. The yellow cars then pull up near the striped gate arm and booth, with a yellow car rolling past the spike strip toward the building.

> Oh, stupid sheep.
> No, no, no!

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## 2:44–2:53

Homer Simpson, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and pink tie, sits at a purple control console in the nuclear plant control room, with a teal telephone and a red chair beside him and a radiation symbol on the metal door behind. He leans over the console, grabs and presses buttons, and holds the phone to his ear, then twists and clutches his head with both hands while leaning back in the chair, and finally slumps forward with his eyes shut and his head resting on his arm over the console. Dials, a small radio unit, and a fire extinguisher on the wall are visible.

> Still waiting for that caller.
> Oh, we have a winner. What's your name, sir?
> Ned Flanders. Oh, not Flanders. Anybody but Flanders.
> Oh, golly, if that doesn't put the shaz in Shazam.

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## 2:53–3:02

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and red trousers, lies slumped face-down across the purple control console of the nuclear plant, his head resting on his folded arms near a green telephone and a grey radio. He stays motionless at first with his eyes closed, then slowly lifts his head and pushes himself up, sitting on the console and raising one fist toward the radio dial while looking at it with a frowning expression. Behind him are a radiation-symbol warning sign, a steel door and a red fire extinguisher on the wall, and a red swivel chair sits to his right.

> Oh, listen, what's the cash value of those tickets so I can report it on my income tax?
> I've got two tickets to paradise.

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## 3:02–3:11

Homer Simpson, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and pink tie, sits at a purple control console in a nuclear plant control room beneath a radiation-symbol door. He first looks off to the side with a worried expression, then sits up and faces forward with a fixed stare, and next smiles with his arms folded across the desk. In the final stage he leans back in a red chair, eyes closed, singing and gesturing with one hand while the teal telephone, grey radio and red fire extinguisher stay on the wall and desk.

> Won't you pack your bags for leave tonight?
> I've got two tickets to paradise.

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## 3:11–3:21

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, pink striped tie and ID badge, sits at a purple control console in the nuclear plant control room. He first clutches his head with one hand, then leans forward with his mouth wide open in a shout, then laughs with his head tilted back and a hand resting on the controls. In the last moments he is still chuckling with his eyes shut and a hand raised near his chest. Behind him are a large radiation symbol on a grey door, a red fire extinguisher on the wall, and a teal telephone and radio on the console.

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## 3:21–3:30

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and pink tie with an ID badge, sits at a purple control console in the nuclear plant control room, with a radiation symbol on the metal door behind him. He leans back and forth, first raising a hand and then bobbing his head with a wide grin and closed eyes, then turns to the controls with a clenched-teeth grimace while his hand rests on the dials, and finally sits upright with his eyes half-lidded and his mouth open, hands resting on the console beside a green telephone. Notable objects include a red fire extinguisher on the wall, a small radio on the left, and a wristwatch on his arm.

> Excellent guitar riff.

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## 3:30–3:41

Homer sits on the brown couch between Bart, in an orange shirt, and Lisa, in a red dress, with his hands gripping his head while the kids look on in the pink living room. Bart then turns, raises a finger, and folds his arms in a sulky pose beside a purple lamp and a teal telephone. The moment opens on the Simpson house, with its brown roof, yellow garage door, and mailbox at the curb.

> Why am I such a loser?
> Why?
> Well, your father was a loser. And his father, and his father, is genetic man.
> What's so special about this game anyway?

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## 3:41–3:53

Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair, a red dress and a pearl necklace, sits on a brown couch beside Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt who is partly visible at the left edge. Lisa's eyes widen as she turns to face him, then she sits back and gestures with both hands open in an explanatory way, and later she clasps her hands together and holds one palm out while looking to the side with a slight smile. The pink wall and a blue vertical pole sit behind the couch, and no on-screen text appears.

> It's just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville.
> They built a mini mall, so we built a bigger mini mall.
> They made the world's largest pizza, so we burnt down their city hall.

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## 3:53–4:01

Homer Simpson sits on a brown couch in the living room with a pink wall, a window with a red planter behind him, and his eyebrows raised as he talks. He squints, then grins with clenched teeth, then raises one hand in a loose gesture, and finally opens his mouth wide with wide eyes as if exclaiming. In the last frame Bart Simpson, a spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, sits on the couch beside him, gazing to the side while a purple lamp, a teal telephone and a bookshelf are visible in the room.

> Yeah, they swore they'd get us back by spiking our water supply.
> But they didn't have the guts.

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## 4:01–4:14

Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress and red necklace, stands in the kitchen holding a glass of water and looking around as the walls, cabinets and ceiling begin to melt and drip with colored goo. In the middle of the scene, Santa's Little Helper, the family's brown greyhound, walks past the oven and across the checkered floor, and the goo keeps spreading over the counters. By the last moment, the melting has grown into a bright pink and green slime that streams across the room over the window and toaster, while Marge looks up at it. Objects visible include a purple toaster, a green stove with an open oven, a blue blender, and a window with yellow curtains.

> The walls are melting again.
> Personally, I think I'm overdone.

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## 4:14–4:25

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, stands in the living room with its pink walls, red lamp, and staircase behind him. He throws his arms up in exasperation, then stands with his hands clasped and looks upward, then clenches his fists and looks up in apparent frustration. Ned Flanders, the moustached man with glasses and a green sweater, appears at the front door in the final frames, holding a small dark object while Homer stands with his arm extended toward him. Ned raises a hand and then holds up the object as they talk at the doorway, with a purple wall hook and a house visible outside.

> God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game.
> Hi-lee-ho, neighbor.
> Want to go to the game with me? I got two tickets.
> Why do you mock me, oh, Lord? Oh, my, that's not God.

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## 4:25–4:31

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, and Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, stand in a pink-walled room with a brown floor and a teal rug. At first Homer gazes upward with a worried, wide-eyed look and then opens his mouth in distress while Marge holds a red broom. Later, Homer, seen from behind, looks up at a round waffle-like vent in the pink ceiling while Marge stands beside him gripping the red broom handle in her teeth and gazing upward too.

> That's just a waffle that bark tossed up there.

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## 4:31–4:41

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, and Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress holding a red stick, appear in a pink living room with a framed painting, a green teapot on a side table, and a coat hanging on a red rack. Homer holds a brown, waffle-patterned pastry in both hands, first showing it to Marge at the start, then turning away from her as he studies it with a sidelong look. He lifts it toward his mouth, gnaws at it with a wary, guilty expression, and takes a bite as the scene closes with Marge gone from view.

> I know I shouldn't eat thee, but...
> Sacri-licious.

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## 4:41–4:50

Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, bursts out of the front door of a blue-trimmed house at night under a full moon and hurries down the front steps, then stands on the step holding a long metal pipe overhead. He then raises the pipe toward the wall of a neighboring two-story teal house with arched windows while Marge, with her tall blue beehive, leans out of an upstairs window watching him. Notable objects include the metal pipe, a grey picket fence, a trimmed hedge beside the porch, and a dark purple night sky.

> Homer?
> Huh? Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and take his tickets?

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## 4:50–4:59

Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, stands at a blue front door gripping a raised pipe wrench with a wide-eyed, startled expression. A moustached man with glasses and brown hair, wearing a red bathrobe with a purple sash, peers out from the dark doorway beside him. Homer then lowers the wrench to his chest, and the man in the robe grins, then speaks with his mouth open while Homer stares at him.

> Y-No.
> Huh?
> Oh.
> Flanders?
> I decided I'd like to go to the game with you.
> Well, get out the Crayolas and color me tickled pink.

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## 4:59–5:08

Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, stands at left holding a metal pipe while Ned Flanders, with a moustache, glasses and a maroon bathrobe with a lilac belt, stands in a doorway on the right. Ned starts with his hands open and gesturing, then raises one hand to the door frame and grins, while Homer's eyes widen and he looks worried. In the final moment Homer grins and talks with his eyes half-closed, while Ned, eyes shut and smiling, rests his hands at his waist. The blue house exterior with a paned door and window forms the setting, and the lead pipe in Homer's hands is the notable object.

> Ooh, what's with the lead pipe? Are you gonna get my noggin a floggin'?
> Well, yeah.

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## 5:08–5:19

Homer and Ned Flanders ride together in a blue wagon through a used car lot beneath a Shelbyville sign and a Duff Lite Beer billboard, with Homer gripping the wheel and glancing nervously while Ned sits beside him. Carl, in a grey jacket, and Lenny, with spiky black hair and a green sweater with suspenders, stand near a red car as two strangers walk past under the marquee reading 'Todays Game Springfield.' The wagon then stops and Lenny and Carl turn to look at it while Homer waits behind the wheel.

> Duck! I can't let the boy see me with you!
> What?
> Hi.
> Hey, look, Homer's got one of those robot cars.

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## 5:19–5:28

Carl, a Black man in a grey jacket over a pink sweater, and Lenny, with spiky black hair, a green sweater and dark suspenders, stand side by side against a blue wall beneath a red-and-white sign. As they glance sideways, Lenny's eyes narrow and his mouth tightens into a grimace while Carl keeps a faint smirk, and then the scene changes to Mr. Burns, frail and stooped with a hooked nose and grey hair at the sides, in a blue suit among a huddle of red-and-white jerseyed football players numbered 00, 78, 7, 19 and 53, raising one hand near his chest.

> One of those American robot cars.
> Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in the hospital who wants you to win this game.

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## 5:28–5:41

Mr. Burns, a frail, stooped, very thin old man with a hooked nose and blue-grey hair at the sides, gestures with outstretched hands and a scowl in front of a red-and-white backdrop showing the numbers 7 and 9, then clasps his hands together with a grimace. The scene moves to a hospital room with an IV stand and yellow curtains, where an unnamed woman with a blue bob and red glasses and an unnamed man in a green sweater stand beside a bed. Milhouse, with blue hair, glasses and a cap, lies under a green blanket with wide eyes, and in the final moment a tear runs down his cheek as the couple clasp their hands together.

> I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you.
> Well, I hope they win, or Mr. Burns said he's coming back.

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## 5:41–5:51

Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, and Homer in his white shirt and blue pants sit side by side in red theater seats, with other audience members behind them. The scene opens on two football players in white and maroon uniforms, numbered 57 and 20, seated on blue benches beside a man in a red jacket holding a clipboard who walks past a '50' yard-line marker on the green field. Then the view moves to the seats: Ned turns toward the viewer and smiles while Homer looks on, and Ned speaks as Homer's eyes shift sideways. Homer then leans toward Ned and talks, and in the last moment Homer holds a multicolored beach ball on his lap while Ned glances at it.

> Wow, these are amazing seats, huh, Homer?
> Yeah.
> Hey, everybody.

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## 5:51–6:01

Homer, in his white shirt and blue pants, hoists a striped beach ball overhead in the stadium stands while spectators watch and players in helmets sit on sideline benches beneath yard markers 40 and 50. He then stands among seated fans, including a bald man in a white face mask, as a vendor in a red cap and vest carries a tray of food along the aisle. Next, a brown-haired, thin-faced man in a suit and blue tie leans forward, talking and raising his fingers in a gesture beside a man in a dark suit.

> Here comes fun.
> Oh!
> I'll take two dogs, two sodas, and two ice cream bars.

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## 6:01–6:11

Homer Simpson, in a white shirt and holding a plate of food, sits beside Ned Flanders, who wears a moustache, glasses and a green sweater, in a row of red theater seats with other people. Nearby, a dark-haired man in a purple suit talks with his mouth open while holding a sandwich, and sunglasses-wearing men in dark suits stand or sit behind him, one holding brown ice-cream bars. A grey stairway with a red wall forms the backdrop, and the group eats and watches as the purple-suited man speaks.

> What the hell happened to my dogs? I want answers.

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## 6:11–6:24

Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, and Homer, in a white shirt and blue pants, sit side by side in red theater seats while Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses, watches from behind them. Ned first carries a tray holding a large nacho hat and drinks, then sets it on his lap while Homer waits, eyes wide. Homer then lifts the nacho-topped tray up to his face and begins to eat, leaving Ned with only the drinks and a small cup on his tray.

> Well, I guess I should pay my share.
> Relax, Homer. I keep telling you, you're my guest.
> Ooh, you brought me a nacho hat.
> Thanks, Ned.

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## 6:24–6:37

Homer, in a white shirt and blue pants with a nacho-cheese-topped sombrero hat, sits in a row of red seats beside Ned Flanders, who wears a green sweater and holds a tray of drinks and snacks. Homer lifts a hand to his mouth and then pats his stomach while a grey-haired man, a woman in pink with pearls, and a man in a suit with a red bow tie watch from behind them. The scene then moves to a stadium scoreboard showing Quarter 4, Time 00:04, Atoms 21 and Sharks 24, with Duff beer ads on either side and a crowd below.

> Nacho nacho man.
> I want to be a nacho man.

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## 6:37–6:47

Homer in his white shirt and Ned Flanders in his green sweater, with moustache and glasses, sit among a crowd in red stadium seats as a heap of trash, cans, bottles and food sits against a blue wall. An orange garbage truck then tips more refuse onto the pile, and players in white and red uniforms with atom-symbol helmets huddle on the field, one wearing number 28. Homer gapes with his tongue out before grinning beside Ned, while the atom logos and numbered jerseys stand out.

> Blue 27 on three. If anyone can pull it off, it's Stan the boy, Taylor.

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## 6:47–6:58

Cartoon football players in red-and-white uniforms numbered 77, 63, 90 and 65 stand in a line facing a team in black jerseys with shark logos, including a player numbered 75, on a green field. Behind them a packed crowd of cartoon fans in red stadium seats cheers and waves their arms as the moment continues. The scene ends with a white-helmeted player with an atom emblem leaning in close to a black-uniformed player with a shark logo on the helmet, while a blue panel and red wall show in the background.

> Stan, Stan, he's our boy. If he can't do it,
> no one will.

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## 6:58–7:09

A quarterback in a white red-trimmed jersey numbered 7 throws a football on a green field, while a player in a black jersey numbered 30 reaches toward a pursuing player in white number 35. Number 30 then sprints down the sideline past a SHARKS banner toward the end zone as a striped referee raises both arms and speaks into a microphone. Back in the stands, Homer Simpson in a white shirt and blue pants flings his arms wide beside Ned Flanders in a green sweater and Mr. Burns in a blue shirt, while a crowd cheers in red seats.

> We won!
> We won, Flanders! We won!

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## 7:09–7:17

Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, and Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, embrace tightly in a row of red seats at a stadium, while a blonde woman in a pink dress with pearls and a man in a vest and red bow tie look on from behind them. Homer squeezes Ned in a bear hug, Ned grimaces and squeezes his eyes shut, and then Ned turns to grin as Homer keeps hugging him. Finally the two stand on a raised ledge before a green scoreboard with large numerals, Homer pumping his fists in triumph and Ned pointing upward, as a crowd of spectators sits in the red seats below.

> Woo!
> Yeah... Losers! Losers! Kiss my big Springfield behind Shelbyville!

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## 7:17–7:28

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, stands at the edge of a green football field beside a blue bench with a silver U-marked trash can and a black sign reading 50. He pumps a fist, then turns and raises his arms wide in celebration, shouting with his mouth open. In the next moment a red soda can lands on his head, and he stumbles forward with his hands out and his eyes crossed, after which the stage is empty except for the bench, the can and the 50 sign.

> Woo!
> Ha ha!
> I am invincible!
> Invincible!
> You... Oww!

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## 7:28–7:38

Homer in a white shirt and Ned Flanders in a green sweater, with a small boy in a blue cap, lean over the railing of the stands at Shelbyville Stadium, where a banner reads "Today's Game Springfield Atoms vs Shelbyville Sharks" and cars queue outside. Players carrying duffel bags walk out of the tunnel marked "LOCKER ROOM" past the railing, and Homer leans over holding out a pen and paper toward them. The scene then cuts to a close-up of Homer, angry and open-mouthed, shouting in front of a red brick wall.

> Hey!
> Somebody sign an autograph.
> Please, somebody sign an autograph.
> Hey, would you sign a... You fat, stupid jerks!

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## 7:38–7:48

Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, and Homer, in a white shirt, sit side by side in rows of red stadium seats behind a blue barrier with a white banner. Homer talks and gestures, first with open mouth and then pointing, while Ned raises a hand and looks on. Meanwhile a blond man in a pink shirt turns toward the viewer with a worried, then grinning, expression on a green sports field with white lines, while a dark-skinned man in a light blue shirt and grey trousers carrying a dark bag with red trim walks away across the field.

> Huh?
> It was him!
> Ned? Is that... Ned Flanders? Heidly ho, Stanster.
> You know Stan Taylor? No, Ned Flanders saved me.

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## 7:48–8:01

Ned Flanders, with brown hair, glasses and a moustache, stands at the left edge of a green sports field with white yard lines, beside a blue wall. A blond-haired man in a red polo shirt, who is not one of the regulars, presses a hand to his chest, grimaces, then glares and speaks with his mouth open while gesturing with his other hand. The scene then cuts to Homer, bald and in a white collared shirt, grinning with eyes squeezed shut in front of a red brick wall.

> I used to party all night and sleep with lingerie models until Ned and his Bible group
> showed me that I could have more.
> professional athletes always wanting more.

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## 8:01–8:12

Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, and Homer Simpson, in a white shirt, sit in red stadium seats beside a stranger in a red polo shirt, with a green football field visible behind them in the first image. Homer throws his hands to his head in shock, and then Ned rests his hand on Homer's shoulder while Homer looks dazed and Ned grins and gestures with an open palm. A partly visible figure at the right edge holds a brown football with white stripes throughout.

> Ned, they gave me the game ball.
> I want you to have it.
> Stan, tell you what,
> Homer Simpson here is just about the biggest Adam fan that's ever graced God's green
> earth. I bet he'd enjoy it even more than me.

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## 8:12–8:17

Homer Simpson, bald in a white shirt, and Ned Flanders, with a moustache, glasses and green sweater, sit in red stadium seats behind a blue railing, while a stocky, unnamed man in a pink polo shirt with swept-up blond hair holds up a brown football in the foreground. The pink-shirted man grins and then turns a scowling, sideways look toward the camera's side of the scene, while Homer clutches the football to his chest with a wide, nervous grin as Ned looks on smiling. Green turf with white yard lines and a clear blue sky fill the background, and a blurred yellow figure with a hand on the ball appears at the right edge.

> Sure, anything for Nettie.
> There you go.
> Wow, thanks.
> Now I have four children.

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## 8:17–8:27

Homer Simpson, bald and heavy in a white shirt, stands against a red brick-patterned backdrop clutching a brown football with white laces, first gripping it to his face with a sneering, gritted-teeth expression and then pressing it to his cheek with a grin. Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater over a pink collar, stands beside him and leans in with a smug, eyes-closed smile, then turns to face Homer with wide eyes as Homer grins and holds the football up near his chest.

> You will be called Stitch Face.
> Wow, Flanders. This is about the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.

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## 8:27–8:38

Ned Flanders, in a green sweater with a moustache, and Homer Simpson, bald in a white shirt, sit in a blue station wagon in a parking lot, Ned gripping the steering wheel while Homer looks nervously to the side. Carl, in a grey jacket and pink shirt, and Lenny, with spiky black hair, green sweater and suspenders, walk past the car, then stand together glancing back toward it. Parked cars, trees, lampposts and a chain-link fence fill the lot around them.

> Ooh, I guess it's time for me to duck again.
> No!
> I want everyone to know that this is not Flanders, my friend!
> What did he say? I don't know. Something about being gay.

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## 8:38–8:49

A man with long dark hair in a green jacket and Carl, a Black man with curly hair in a grey jacket, stand talking in a parking lot while a small blue car with a yellow figure in its back window drives away over puddles. The scene cuts to black, then to a wide view of the Simpson house with its brown roof, attached garage and fenced yard. Inside, Homer, in a white shirt and blue pants, stands by a green trash can holding a framed wedding photo, while Marge watches from the archway, Maggie sits on the teal rug in blue pajamas and Lisa in pearls sits on the couch.

> Homer, that's our wedding photo.

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## 8:49–8:58

Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, stands at a window looking into the living room, where Homer stands at the fireplace holding a photograph of himself and Marge cutting a tiered wedding cake while Marge holds another photograph near a wastebasket. Lisa and Bart sit on the couch as a baby in blue pajamas kneels on the green rug. Ned peers through the glass and then raises both hands in a gesture.

> Marge, quit living in the past.
> Hey, Lee Ho, window buddy.
> Just wondering if you'd like to come over and give the new pool table a whirl.

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## 8:58–9:04

Homer Simpson, bald and heavy in a white shirt and blue pants, stands inside a pink room behind a window pane, while Ned Flanders, with a moustache, glasses and a green sweater, listens from outside in the foreground. Homer gestures with a raised hand and then clasps his hands, talks animatedly, and finally puts his hands on his hips and laughs with his eyes squeezed shut. Behind him are a piano with open sheet music, red stools, a framed family portrait of the Simpsons on the wall and a fireplace.

> I'll be there. And this time you can be the nacho man.

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## 9:04–9:16

Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, holds baby Maggie, who wears a blue bow and a pacifier, while Lisa in her red dress and pearl necklace sits on the brown couch beside Bart in his orange shirt and blue shorts. In a pink living room with a framed flower painting and a teal lamp behind them, the group first sits with wide-eyed, tense expressions, then Marge, Lisa, and Bart all open their mouths in loud cries while Maggie stares and sucks her pacifier. Marge then cradles Maggie closer with her eyes shut, Lisa and Bart keep wailing, and the scene ends with Lisa crying while Bart sits with a flat, unimpressed look.

> Dad and Ned Flanders friends?
> What's next?
> A's on Bart's report card?
> Hey!

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## 9:16–9:27

Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, stands at the side of a green pool table in a bar, holding a cue, while Homer, bald and heavyset in a white shirt and blue trousers, leans over the table to line up a shot. Homer strikes the cue ball, which rolls toward the striped balls on the felt, and in the final moment he grins and leans farther over the table. Behind them are shelves of colourful bottles, a red 'Yield' sign, a sign reading 'Seven days without a drink makes one weak', a framed red car, a dartboard and a fish-shaped hanging sign reading 'Hang In There'.

> Uh, be careful there, Homer. That is sort of a new table.
> Watch this, Ned.
> They don't call me Springfield Fats just because I'm morbidly obese.

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## 9:27–9:37

Homer Simpson lies sprawled face-down over a green billiards table in a pool hall while Ned Flanders, in a green sweater with a moustache and glasses, stands beside him holding a cue, and a person in an orange top with red hair stands at the left edge. Scattered balls and cues lie on the tiled floor, and a pink table and shelves of bottles are visible in the room. The scene then cuts to a TV showing a cartoon of a white woolly ram with curled gold horns frowning at two white sheep with pink faces on a grassy hill under a blue sky with clouds.

> Now you got a lawsuit on your hands.
> Just kidding.
> What's wrong, Jeremiah?
> It's not fair. My brother Joseph has a sin to confess.

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## 9:37–9:51

Two cartoon sheep with pink faces and purple hooves, along with a large grey-blue ram with curled gold horns, appear against a blue sky and green grass, with Lisa and Bart watching from a green couch in a living room. Inside the TV-screen view, the first two sheep stand side by side as the ram looms at the left edge, then the sheep slump and look downcast while the second sheep turns away. The ram's face then fills the view with a sour, sideways glance, and finally the ram stands at the left with a smug, eyes-closed expression while the two sheep bow their heads beside a green bush. The scene is a Simpsons-style cartoon, and no on-screen text is visible.

> I wish I had one, too.
> Oh, don't you see?
> You do have a sin to confess. The sin of envy.

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## 9:51–10:03

Two curly red-haired boys sit on a green couch in a living room beneath a painting of the Last Supper, while Homer, a bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, and Ned Flanders, a moustached man with glasses in a green sweater, come into the scene. The left boy gestures and talks while the boy in the blue shirt sits with eyes closed, then Homer stands pointing a remote toward the unseen television as Ned gestures at the couch, and finally Homer sits down holding the remote beside the blue-shirted boy while all of them look ahead at the screen. A brown wooden door stands on the right wall.

> That's all well and good for sheep, but what are we to do?
> Boring.
> Let's watch something else.
> Now, boys, Mr. Simpson is the guest. He gets to decide what to watch.
> Yeah.

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## 10:03–10:13

Homer Simpson sits on the couch in his white shirt, holding up a remote control with a worried grin while an unnamed figure with reddish-brown hair peers in at the edge of the frame. Ned Flanders, wearing glasses, a moustache and a green sweater, stands beside a window shutter in the living room. The television first shows a snowy blue screen with a white-and-purple wave, then changes to a plain blue screen reading 'CH. 6 LOCKED OUT' in white capital letters, while Homer's TV in the corner shows a crowd scene.

> Hey, what gives? I thought you had a satellite dish.
> Sure diddly-doo.
> Over 230 channels locked out.

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## 10:13–10:24

A woman with orange curly hair, a pink vest and a maroon skirt stands in a room with a pool table, a glass trophy cabinet and a staircase, while two curly-haired boys, one in a pink shirt and green shorts and the other in a blue shirt and blue pants, climb or run up the stairs and wave back. Later, Ned Flanders in his green sweater and moustache stands beside Homer, who is bald and wears a white shirt and blue pants, as they sit on a green couch in front of a TV showing a parody of The Last Supper. Homer turns toward Ned, pointing and talking animatedly, while Ned listens with a slight smile.

> Okay, boys, time for bed. Say goodnight.
> Goodnight, Daddy.
> Goodnight, Uncle Homer. Oh, Uncle Homer.
> Ned, since you've let me spend time with your family,

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## 10:24–10:37

Homer Simpson, bald with a white shirt and blue pants, and Ned Flanders, with a moustache, glasses and a green sweater, first stand in the doorway of Moe's tavern, where Homer extends an arm toward the room and keeps a hand on Ned's shoulder. The pair then walk in and stop at the bar, where Moe the grey-haired bartender wipes a glass and Barney, a heavy man with messy brown hair in a pink shirt, sits with a beer mug. A man in a green cap and glasses sits at the bar beside them, and a pool table, a cigarette tray and a Duff-style tap area are visible.

> I want you to get to know my family.
> Hey, everyone!
> Hey.
> I'd like to introduce Ned Flanders, my best friend.

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## 10:37–10:44

Homer, bald and in a white shirt, sits at the left of a bar while Ned Flanders, with a moustache, glasses and green sweater, sits at the right and leans in. A bartender in a bow tie and vest stands behind the counter scowling, wiping a glass with a white cloth as he talks, with bottles and glasses on the shelves behind him. Later, Ned smiles and points his finger while speaking to the bartender, as Homer watches and a man in a green cap and pink shirt sits in the background beneath a red EXIT sign and pennants on the wall.

> Hey, I don't want no people in here with their evils of alcohol rap.
> Wait a second. You're the man at the hospital who reads to sick children.

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## 10:44–10:56

Moe, the grey-haired bartender with a bow tie and suspenders, grips the front of a green-sweatered man with a moustache and glasses, Ned Flanders, in a bar with bottles and red ceiling tiles behind them. In the first part, Moe glares while standing near shelves of bottles. Next, Moe sits beside a bed where a black-haired girl with braids lies under an IV drip, reading aloud from a pink book with an animal on its cover. Then Moe sits holding the book and speaking as the girl listens. Finally, back at the bar, Moe leans across the counter, glaring and clutching Flanders' sweater while a glass of beer sits nearby, and Flanders leans in close with a grimace.

> And truly, she was my friend, Flicka.
> If this gets out, the next words you say will be muffled by your own butt.

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## 10:56–11:08

Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive, kneels in orange shirt and blue jeans by pink rose bushes in the front yard, holding a trowel, as Homer, bald and wearing a white shirt and blue pants, walks past a green car toward the house. The scene then shifts to an overhead view of a dining table where Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, sits at the far end with eyes closed and hands clasped, while unnamed curly-haired diners sit around a roast turkey, bowls of salad and water glasses.

> Honey, I'm so glad you helped. Can't talk.
> See Flanders. Later sex.
> Bless the grocer for this wonderful meat.
> The middleman who jacked up the price.
> And let's not forget the humane but determined boys over at the slaughterhouse.

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## 11:08–11:19

Ned Flanders, with a moustache, glasses and green sweater, and Homer in a white shirt appear at a window with purple curtains, where Homer peers in and then leans on the sill with his mouth open. Later, Homer stands at a dinner table beside Ned and a curly-haired woman in a pink top, lifting a drumstick as a seated person with curly reddish hair sits in the foreground chair, with a glass of water and salad on the table. The moment ends with Homer holding the drumstick up to his mouth and gesturing with his other hand against the window's blue sky and green trees.

> Hiya, Flanders.
> Ooh, dinner. May I join you?

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## 11:19–11:30

Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, sits at a dining table on the left, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive hair and pink vest, sits on the right, while Homer, bald in a white shirt, stands behind the table holding a drumstick. Lisa's spiky-haired head and Maggie's blue bow are seen at the front of the frame, with Maggie in a high chair. Homer gestures with one hand and then bites into the drumstick, eating while the others watch. In the closing shots he is seen up close in front of a window, raising his hand and then holding the drumstick, his mouth open as he speaks angrily, with a house and trees outside the window.

> Oh, I'd love to chitty-chack, but tonight's the night I do my charity work.
> Oh, yeah.
> The judge made me do that once, too.
> Stupid lack of public urinals.

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## 11:30–11:42

Homer, a bald heavy man in a white shirt, and Ned Flanders, with a moustache, glasses and a green sweater, sit at a dinner table while a woman with frizzy red hair and a pink top watches. Homer bites into a turkey leg, then talks and gestures while Ned reacts with a worried expression beside a framed flower picture. The scene then moves outside, where Ned stands at the left edge in front of the Helter Shelter building, whose sign reads 'Father James Helter, Founder', next to a bus stop sign and a purple bench.

> Hey, just so you don't have to suffer alone, I'm coming with you.
> Oh, well, that sounds super duper.

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## 11:42–11:54

Homer stands in a diner in his white shirt and blue pants while a thin, grey-haired man in a black suit and white clerical collar talks to him, and a moustached man in the background leans in as the clerical man's arm lands around Homer's shoulder. Meanwhile, a heavy bearded man with messy brown hair and a fedora-wearing older man sit at a table eating soup from bowls. The scene moves from the group at the counter to the three men huddled close, with a stack of bowls, a salad bowl, and a wall clock visible in the room.

> Oh, you poor unfortunate man.
> Let's get you out of those clothes immediately,
> and we'll do whatever we can about the smell.
> But, all right.

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## 11:54–12:05

Ned Flanders, with a moustache, glasses and green sweater, stands behind a teal counter holding a blue tray while a stack of plates sits beside him. Homer, bald and heavy in a plaid shirt and brown trousers, stands in front of the counter, and a woman with tall blonde hair in a green coat is at the counter, holding a blue tray and a bowl. Homer steps forward and gestures with open arms as he talks, while Ned leans in and speaks with his mouth open, and an elderly man in a dark coat stands at the right edge.

> Come on.
> We've been here for 15 minutes.
> Can't you see they're sucking the life out of us?
> Homer, maybe you'd have more fun at Moe's tonight.

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## 12:05–12:17

Homer, in a plaid jacket, scowls beside Grampa, who holds a cigarette, in a cafeteria with benches and a hook rack, while a curly-haired man in a blue shirt and black bow tie reads aloud from a light green book with a partly visible title, as a long-haired man in a green jacket and a dark-haired man in a blue cap and brown coat look on. Homer's frown deepens and he rests his hand on his chin, then the reader lowers his eyes to the book and turns a page.

> Oh, for some reason, Moe's always clothes on Wednesdays.
> And then they realized they were no longer little girls.
> They were little women.

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## 12:17–12:30

Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses, green sweater and white apron, serves soup from a large blue urn at a counter lit by a blue lamp, with a stack of bowls beside it. Barney, the heavy man with messy brown hair in a green jacket, holds out a bowl while Homer, in his orange plaid jacket and tie, leans in behind him to watch. Ned ladles soup into the bowl and then raises the ladle, and Homer grimaces and clutches a bowl and ladle of his own. In the last moment, the counter is empty of Ned and Homer, and a bearded old man in a safari hat and a teal jacket carries a tray of bowls past the counter as a line of older customers, one leaning on a cane, waits to the left.

> Come on, come on, just give them the slop and let's get out of here.
> I can do it faster than that.

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## 12:30–12:38

A thin, unnamed man in a maroon fedora and teal coat with a red tie, carrying a round white device on a strap, talks in a room with purple windows, first with a stern look and then grinning with his mouth open. A faded picture then appears of Homer, bald and heavyset in a plaid outfit and striped scarf, beside a thin man in a dark jacket. The scene ends with yellow hands holding up a Springfield Shopper newspaper, its headline reading BIG FAT MAN HAS BIG FAT HEART, with the subhead LITTLE THIN MAN ACCUSED IN ROBBERY and a small picture of Homer in plaid holding a bowl-like object.

> Wow, look at that enthusiasm.
> This is front page material.

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## 12:38–12:49

Homer Simpson, the bald heavyset man in a white shirt and blue jeans, sits in a brown armchair reading a newspaper in the pink living room, while Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, sits on the brown sofa beside Lisa and Bart, and baby Maggie plays with colored blocks on the green rug. Homer then gets up and stands on the rug, gesturing with open hands and an angry look, and finally strides forward pointing his finger and scowling as Marge sits watching him. A pink block lies on the floor near Homer's feet, and the newspaper is dropped on the floor to his left as the scene progresses.

> Homie, I'm very proud of you. But don't you think you're spending too much time with Ned?
> Your family needs you too.
> Oh, of course you'd say something like that, Marge.
> You've hated Ned for years.

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## 12:49–12:58

Homer, the bald heavyset man in a white shirt, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress with red beads, stand in the pink living room beside a red lamp and a potted plant, with a framed Lisa drawing on the wall. Homer gestures with a small red cup in his raised hand while Marge looks at him, then leans in and Homer grips her shoulders with a tense, strained expression. The moment cuts to a close-up of Bart in his orange shirt against a dark red background, eyes squeezed shut as he opens his mouth wide and yells.

> In fact, you wanted to bash his head in with a pipe.
> That was you!
> Love, Marge. Don't hate.
> Love.
> Flanders are a bunch of geeks, man. The Flanderuses are not geeks!

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## 12:58–13:11

Homer, Marge, Lisa and Bart stand and perch in the pink family living room, with Homer in a white shirt and blue pants at the left and Marge in her tall blue hair and green dress beside him. Homer gestures with open arms, then rests a hand on his chin and points, while Marge watches with a flat, unimpressed look and Lisa and Bart sit on the back of the brown sofa. Later Homer holds a red cup in one hand and raises a green object to his mouth as Maggie sits on the green carpet among scattered colored blocks.

> Okay, Rod and Todd are, and the wife has a thing for me,
> but she hides it behind a mask of low-key hostility.
> But we've gotta give this thing a chance.
> I want the two families to take a trip together this weekend.
> No way, Jose. This way. Don't worry, Bart.

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## 13:11–13:13

Lisa and Bart sit side by side on a dark red couch in a pink room, Lisa with her pearl necklace and orange skirt, Bart in his orange shirt and blue shorts. At first both look ahead, then Bart turns his head toward Homer and his mouth opens to speak. Homer, bald with a white shirt, stands at the right in front of a pink arched doorway and a shelf of colorful items, and his mouth moves as he talks, his eyes glancing sideways. By the end Homer is still speaking with his mouth wide open while the two children watch him from the couch.

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## 13:13–13:27

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair, a red dress and a pearl necklace, and Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, sit side by side on a dark red couch against a pink wall. Lisa talks animatedly, gesturing with one hand in the second-to-last image, while Bart sits quietly with his eyes glancing sideways toward her. In the final image Lisa turns her head toward Bart with a sly, sideways smirk as he listens with a flat expression, and the scene stays on the two of them without any objects or on-screen text.

> It seems like every week something odd happens to the Simpsons.
> My advice is to ride it out, make an occasional smart aleck quip,
> and by next week we'll be back to where we started from,
> ready for another wacky adventure.
> Ay caramba!
> That's the spirit.

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## 13:27–13:36

Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie with Ned Flanders are packed into a blue station wagon with a red-and-pink canoe or boat on its roof, driving down a road past a bush and a utility pole. Ned Flanders, in his green sweater, grips the steering wheel while Marge, Bart and a sullen Lisa sit behind him, and Homer leans forward with a cassette tape held up near his face, grinning and talking. The car drives along and eventually the view shifts to a close-up of the dashboard, with the cassette deck and radio knobs visible. No on-screen text is shown.

> Don't worry.
> I brought my reppin' Ronnie Reagan tape.
> It always makes the trip go faster.
> Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well.

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## 13:36–13:46

Ned Flanders drives a station wagon with Homer in the front passenger seat, while Marge with her tall blue beehive, Bart, a woman with curly auburn hair, and a small curly-haired child sit in the back. Homer leans back with his eyes closed and then bursts into a wide-mouthed laugh as the others stare ahead, and the car tows a white motorboat with 'THANKS FOR THE BOAT LORD II' on its hull. The scene then pulls back to show the car and boat driving along a winding green countryside road lined with wooden power poles.

> You know something?
> He did say well a lot.
> More.

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## 13:46–13:56

Homer Simpson, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, appears at a lakeside boat ramp in Lake Springfield, first seen waving with an ice cream cone in hand beside a 'Thanks for the Boat Load II' sign. The camera-free scene opens on a roadside 'Welcome to: Lake Springfield, No Mercury Dumping Without Permit' sign with a cartoon fish, then a blue boat on a trailer rolls down the ramp toward the water while a small green motorboat with an American flag cruises past. Homer then climbs into the white-and-blue speedboat on the trailer, waving his free hand as the boat sits on the trailer, with a pink ice cream cone visible nearby.

> No, no, keep going.
> More.
> Right there. Let her go.

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## 13:56–14:06

Homer, a bald heavy man in a white shirt, sits at the wheel of a white-and-blue speedboat on a trailer as it is launched down a concrete ramp toward the water, while Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, grips the wheel of a car with Homer holding pink cotton candy outside the window. Then the empty boat rests on the sand by the shore, and Ned steers it across the blue water with spray flying while Homer, in an orange life vest and holding a can, leans back in the seat behind him. The scene ends on a close-up of two orange-handled tow lines trailing over blue water with splashes.

> Okay, let's go boating.
> How my boys doing, Homer? They're fine.

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## 14:06–14:19

Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, and Lisa Simpson, in her red dress and pearl necklace, stand at a wooden picnic table in a forest clearing. Marge pours pink punch from a pitcher while Lisa leans over the table and smiles, and a woman with curly auburn hair in a pink sweater vest and maroon skirt stands nearby. The woman then gives a tight, awkward smile, and Marge looks anxious and grimaces. The table holds a bowl of chips, a sandwich, plates, and a cooler sits on the grass.

> There.
> I hope the children enjoy my special fruit punch.
> We got the recipe from the fruit punch advisory board.
> Oh, gosh, I'm sorry. Our boys don't eat sugar.
> But why would the advisory board give us bad advice?
> No sugar.

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## 14:19–14:25

Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red beads, and Lisa Simpson, wearing a pearl necklace, stand at a picnic table beside a woman with a big brown hairdo and blue eyeshadow, while Marge holds a pink drink pitcher. The scene then moves to a forest clearing of pine trees, where Bart Simpson in an orange shirt and blue shorts faces a man with curly reddish-brown hair in a blue shirt and blue pants, who raises his hand as a curly-haired boy in a pink shirt looks on. Bart holds a small stick or pen while the man gestures and talks with him, and the picnic supplies and pitcher are visible in the earlier part of the scene.

> Thank you, but we're not allowed.
> Oh, it's okay.

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## 14:25–14:38

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands on the left of a forest clearing of pine trees and holds up a thin stick-like candy while two unnamed curly-haired boys stand nearby, one in a blue shirt and blue pants and the other in a pink shirt and green shorts. The boy in the pink shirt grabs the blue-shirted boy and pulls the candy toward his mouth as Bart watches, then the two boys wrestle and tumble onto the grass, with the pink-shirted boy wrapping his arms around the blue-shirted one, who ends up face down. The candy stick is the main object throughout, and no on-screen text is visible.

> There's no sugar in Pixie Stix. Trust me.
> Okay.
> Don't hug at all, smelly head. Go to hell, zit face.
> Give me that chocolate cake!

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## 14:38–14:50

Homer, in a white shirt, stands at a picnic table in a pine forest, with Marge, Bart, Lisa, Ned Flanders in his green sweater, a woman with curly reddish hair, and two curly-haired children gathered around. Bart bites into food with his hands near his mouth while Homer grins and lifts a glass of pink drink, holding it up toward the group. The table holds a sandwich, a bowl of chips, a pitcher of pink drink, soda cans, and a basket of snacks.

> I'd like to propose a toast to the coming together of the Simpsons and the Flanders.
> If this were a more perfect world, we'd all be known as the Flimpsons.

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## 14:50–15:02

Homer Simpson and Ned Flanders, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and the moustached man with glasses in a green sweater, are outdoors at a picnic among tall evergreen trees. In the first three moments Homer raises a pink drink in a glass with one hand and gestures with the other, first resting it on Ned's head and then on his shoulder, while Ned looks on with a mustache and glasses. In the last two moments Homer sits at the table in front of a large sandwich and Ned, holding a glass of water, stands beside him and talks. On the table are a sandwich, an orange cup, a jar, and a plate.

> So here's to my best friend, Ned.
> Well, sure.
> My entire family is very touched and... BOOT F bullet!

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## 15:02–15:12

Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, stands in a pine forest holding a glass, then Lisa, with her star-shaped spiky hair and pearl necklace, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, appear at a picnic table where Lisa holds up a small red food item. Next, Ned, Homer in his white shirt, Bart in his orange shirt, Marge, a curly-haired woman, a baby and a boy in blue gather at the table, with Homer raising a hand to his face and everyone messy with food, while a pink pitcher, a basket of chips, stacked soda cans and sandwiches sit on the table.

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## 15:12–15:23

Ned Flanders, with a moustache, glasses and a green sweater, and Maud Flanders, with a tall reddish-brown hairdo, stand at a picnic table smeared with orange and green goo, and Ned holds a food item to his mouth while Maud flails her hands covered in mess. Later, Ned in his green sweater leans into the open back of a blue station wagon, lifting a red box while a rolled-up tan sleeping bag sits on the ground. Homer, bald with stubble and a white shirt, stands beside the car and watches as Ned bends down to pick up the red box and then lifts it into the back. Homer then stands in the open air by the orange car, touching his ear and then pointing up with one finger while speaking, with a blue sky and clouds behind him.

> What you doing? We're heading back.
> Todd's got zesty Italian in his eye.
> Oh, okay.
> But at least let me take the boat out for one last spin.

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## 15:23–15:35

Homer Simpson and Ned Flanders stand together outdoors beside a red camper van and a tan van under a blue sky. Homer talks with wide eyes and gestures to his left, while Ned rests his hand on his chin, then clasps his hands together with his eyes shut and mouth open as if praying. The scene ends on a close-up of a dark blue curved shape filling the screen, with a white cloud at the corner.

> Oh, I don't know. Too late!
> Too late! Oh, Lord,
> please give me the strength to endure Homer Simpson's friendship.

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## 15:35–15:48

Homer Simpson sits in a white boat with blue trim perched on a wrecked, rusted car in a dirt lot, throwing his arms up. A man in a green sweater crouches beside the boat, then stands and walks away across the dirt, while Carl, a heavy man in purple shorts with a pink towel over his shoulder, turns and leans over a rusty tailgate. Bart, in an orange shirt and holding a red-and-pink jug, stands by a purple car as a woman in sunglasses and a blonde woman wave on the grassy field behind them.

> Your car.
> Boy, what are the odds, huh?
> Cheers to Homer Simpson for all his recent charity work.
> Cheers to this rusty tailgate.

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## 15:48–16:00

Ned Flanders, in a green sweater with a moustache and glasses, climbs a blue spiral staircase carrying a grey briefcase, seen first from behind and then from above. He reaches the top of a tall lavender clock tower with round white clock faces against a green cloudy sky. Once there, he opens the briefcase on a grey floor and takes out a dark rifle and magazine from the case's purple lining, lifting the rifle while holding the magazine.

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## 16:00–16:10

Ned Flanders, in a green sweater and glasses, lines up a scoped rifle from an elevated blue structure above a park, first seen from behind on a ledge and then from the side. Below, a green fountain statue sits among paths where people in blue uniforms and other clothes stand and scurry, while a red-haired man in a blue shirt and shorts, carrying a brown "U.S. MAIL" bag, hurries along a path.

> Here's Homer.
> Here's Homer, too.
> That's also Homer.
> That's Homer.

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## 16:10–16:18

Ned Flanders, in a green nightcap and green pajamas with a moustache, lies in a bed with a purple blanket while a woman with curly auburn hair and red lipstick, in green pyjamas, leans toward him and touches his chin. He first stares wide-eaten, then shuts his eyes and grimaces, while she glances sideways, and the scene cuts to a close-up of Homer, bald and sweating, with his eyes wide and mouth hanging open in shock. A red lamp and blue wall sit in the bedroom background.

> What's the matter, Ned?
> I think I hate Homer Simpson.

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## 16:18–16:28

Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson lie in a bed with blue sheets and a dark wooden headboard, Marge wearing a pink nightcap that covers her tall blue beehive. Homer, in a light blue shirt, starts wide-eyed and tense beside her, then turns to speak, grins and gestures with his hand near his chin, and finally slumps back with his eyes shut and mouth open as if drifting off. Marge, in her pink nightgown, watches him with a flat, unimpressed expression throughout, and a lamp with a blue shade sits on the nightstand at the right edge.

> Marge, I think I hate Ted Koppel.
> No, wait. I find him informative and witty.
> Night.

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## 16:28–16:38

Homer lies open-mouthed in a dark bedroom beside Marge, who lies wide-eyed in a red hair net, and the scene then shifts outdoors. Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, bounces and tosses a basketball in a driveway beside a garage with a hoop above it and a tall green hedge behind, while two curly-haired children in pink and blue shirts watch. The ball bounces off the rim, Ned ends up clutching it to his chest, and Homer in his white shirt and blue jeans strides up to join them.

> Off the rim! Oh!
> Almost! Boy, that was close. Hey, what's up for today, Nettie?

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## 16:38–16:50

Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, stands in a driveway holding a basketball in front of a brick house with a red garage door, while two Flanders children, a boy in a blue shirt and a girl in a pink shirt with curly reddish hair, stand nearby. Homer, bald and wearing a white shirt, stands at the right edge with his back partly turned toward the group. Across the frames Ned keeps holding the ball and looks toward Homer, the children stay still and glance around, and Homer remains in place without moving much, with no clear change in their positions over the moment.

> Ah...
> Homer, we're gonna visit the boy's grandmother.
> Family only, you know? Right, no reporters.
> No, I... I mean, just the Flanders family.

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## 16:50–17:00

Homer Simpson, bald and heavy in a white shirt and blue shorts, stands in a grassy yard beside a green hedge, then ducks down and hides in the bushes, with only his white shirt and head peeking out. Ned Flanders, wearing a moustache, glasses and a green sweater, stands on a driveway holding a red basketball while two curly-haired kids in pink and blue reach toward it beside a garage with a basketball hoop. The moment ends with Ned gazing down at the basketball he clutches in both hands, with a hedge and blue sky behind him.

> Oh, okay.
> Oh boy, Grandma!
> We're not going anywhere. But you said...
> Sometimes to keep from hurting someone's feelings,

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## 17:00–17:11

Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, stands on a grassy green background holding a red basketball, flanked on the left by a curly-haired, red-haired child in a pink shirt and on the right by a curly-haired, maroon-haired boy in a blue shirt, both leaning in and gripping the ball with him. The two children stare at him and grin or frown while he looks away with a wary expression, and then in the last moment Ned is alone, clutching the ball to his chest and gazing sideways with a glum look as small squiggly motion lines appear around him. The scene is an outdoor lawn with a red basketball as the central object.

> we have to say things that aren't exactly...
> Lies made baby Jesus cry.

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## 17:11–17:21

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue jeans, stands on the front step of the Simpson house holding golf clubs, then turns to face the viewer with a wide, toothy grin and bulging eyes. He first stands at the purple front door, then pauses at the door in profile with a hand raised, and finally turns back toward the viewer as the house, with its purple roof, striped awning, and closed brown garage door, is shown from across the front lawn. A small purple mailbox sits by the stepping-stone path, and a red flower planter sits beside the door.

> Nettie!
> Let's get in a quick nine down at the pigeon putt.

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## 17:21–17:34

Homer Simpson, in a white shirt and blue trousers, stands holding a golf club against a blue sky with clouds and green bushes, then raises the club overhead while a second club sits tucked at his side. Next he stands up in the rear of a car, club raised, while two frightened passengers in the back seat, a curly-haired boy in a blue shirt and a curly-haired child in a pink shirt and green shorts, look back at him. Up front, a woman with curly red-orange hair and a pink top grips the steering wheel, and Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, also holds the wheel and looks alarmed as the car drives past trees and a fence.

> Nettie? Nettie!
> He's getting us!
> I'm scared!
> Come on, Ned, move this thing! I can't! It's a geo!

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## 17:34–17:46

Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, leans out the window of a red car, pointing ahead while two curly-haired women with reddish hair sit in the back seat. The car rolls down a suburban street as Homer is dragged beneath its bumper, still gripping a long wooden pole. He ends up sprawled face-down on the road, wide-eyed, as the red car drives off past houses, fences, and a tall tree.

> Hmm,
> I guess he didn't see me. We did it! We got rid of...

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## 17:46–17:59

Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, sits at the wheel of a red car in the first frame, with a woman with orange hair beside him and two children with hair like Lisa and Maggie in the back. Chief Wiggum, the fat police chief in uniform, appears in the car's rearview mirror, then steps out to stand on a street in front of a pink house, a police car with a star badge and a red car behind him. Ned throws his arms wide and gestures with a pointing finger while Wiggum stands with a notepad, and in the last frame Ned raises a hand to his moustache. The scene takes place on a suburban street with trees, and the notepad and police lights are visible props.

> I told you, officer. I'm not hepped up on goofballs.
> Yeah, right.
> Ned Flanders. I never would have imagined.

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## 17:59–18:13

Ned Flanders, in his green sweater and with his moustache and glasses, gestures with raised hands while Chief Wiggum, the fat police chief in uniform, stands beside him on a sidewalk next to a red car with a blue light on its roof. The scene then shifts to Ned tumbling backward onto the grass as Wiggum stands on the sidewalk with his arm outstretched, while the red car is parked at the curb with its occupants inside. Passengers in the blue Springfield bus crowd the windows in earlier frames, showing signs of 'Springfield,' 'Church of Sprin...,' and 'First Chu...' on the bus side panels.

> Oof! High's the kite, everybody!
> Goofballs!

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## 18:13–18:22

Chief Wiggum, a heavyset police officer in a blue cap, grips Ned Flanders, a moustached man in glasses and a green sweater, beside a white police car on a suburban street, then pushes Flanders' head down into the back seat. Afterward, the scene shifts to the First Church of Springfield, where Flanders walks with a woman with curly red hair in a pink top and red skirt and several small children holding hands toward the church doors. The church's sign reads "First Church of Springfield" and "Loosest Bingo Cards in Town," and a blue bus with a STOP sign and passengers in its windows appears earlier in the sequence.

> Yeah, where's your messiah now, Flanders?
> Yeah.

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## 18:22–18:33

Ned Flanders, with a moustache, glasses and a dark green suit and black tie, stands on a sidewalk holding hands with a woman with big curly auburn hair and a pink jacket over a white blouse, while a small boy with curly reddish-brown hair and a blue suit with a pink bow tie stands beside them and a blue sky and houses are behind. Ned glances to the side and then looks up while the woman's eyes roll and she opens her mouth to speak, and the boy stares sideways without moving much. The scene then cuts to an indoor setting with wooden pews and a crowd, where Marge with her tall blue beehive and red lipstick is visible among the rows behind a dark-haired man in a green tie and a woman with grey-violet hair in a pink top and blue scarf, and a red-haired man in a suit and purple tie stands at the right, all with blank or sidelong expressions and a dark-haired man speaking at the left.

> I can't do it, Maude. I can't face their accusing eyes.
> Oh, don't worry, Ned.
> This is a house of love and forgiveness.

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## 18:33–18:46

Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green jacket over a pink shirt, stands beside a woman with curly red hair, first with his eyes open and wide, then with his eyes closed and his mouth pursed, while the woman looks on with a stern expression. The scene then cuts to a church interior with stained-glass windows, a wooden lectern and a red carpet running between rows of pews filled with townspeople, where a bald man in a blue suit stands on the carpet in front of the lectern, gesturing with his arms raised. Throughout, the congregation sits facing the front, with a tall organ pipe on the left wall.

> There he is, Ned Flanders. The fallen one.
> The evil one. I bet he's the one who rode Homer all over the bathroom.
> Oh, I think we should leave.
> Hey, Flanders, over here. I got us some kick-ass seats.

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## 18:46–18:59

Ned Flanders, in a green sweater and glasses, stands at a doorway with a woman with a reddish curly hairdo and two curly-haired boys in blue jackets, then the group stands beside a grey organ in a church where Homer Simpson, in a blue suit and green tie, gestures toward it. A dark-haired man in a white robe stands at a wooden pulpit with a blue banner and a stained-glass window behind him, then turns to face a packed congregation of seated churchgoers. Homer in a blue suit and Ned in a green sweater look up at him from the front pews.

> No.
> Before I get started on today's sermon entitled What Ned Did,
> I'd like to publicly congratulate Homer Simpson on his recent charity work.

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## 18:59–19:09

A dark-haired preacher in a white robe stands at a wooden lectern before colorful stained-glass windows, gesturing with an outstretched arm and speaking into a microphone, with a blue box bearing a fish emblem on the lectern's front. Homer Simpson, in a blue suit and black tie, stands among the pews facing the pulpit, then spreads both arms wide in front of the stained glass while Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, sits in the pew beside him. Homer's hand then reaches over the pew to rest on Flanders' shoulder, while the congregation of townsfolk watches from the pews behind them.

> Look, look, I live to give.
> That's beautiful.

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## 19:09–19:21

Homer Simpson, a bald heavy man in a blue suit, and Ned Flanders, who has a moustache, glasses and a green sweater, sit in a front pew of a church with stained-glass windows while an unnamed preacher with black pompadour hair and a white robe stands at a wooden pulpit with a microphone. The preacher gestures with raised hands, then presses his palms together, and the congregation of rows of churchgoers, including a woman with orange curly hair and blue eyeshadow, bows their heads as Homer and Flanders clasp their hands in prayer. A blue donation box with a fish-like emblem sits on the front of the pulpit.

> We appreciate the kisses.
> Now let us bow our heads in a silent prayer of thanksgiving.

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## 19:21–19:34

In a church with colorful stained-glass windows, Homer sits in a blue suit with his hands clasped and eyes shut while Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, sits beside him, and Marge's tall blue beehive and the children are visible in the pew behind. Homer's eyes stay closed as he leans toward the others, then the scene shifts to a close view of Homer's large face, eyes shut and mouth closed, with Ned at the edge. Homer's large yellow hand then pushes into the foreground while Ned, his eyes wide and teeth clenched beneath his moustache, grimaces and pulls back against the stained-glass window.

> Stop it! Breathe through your damn mouth!

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## 19:34–19:45

Homer sits in a blue suit in a church pew while Ned Flanders, with moustache, glasses and a green suit, stands on the red-carpeted aisle beneath stained-glass windows as a speaker watches from a lectern. Flanders gestures with his hands near his chest, then raises his fists and bounces on his feet while the congregation, including Marge with her tall blue beehive, looks on. The pews fill with scowling, wide-eyed churchgoers, and an older woman with grey-violet hair in a pink top shouts with her mouth open.

> Oh, can't you see this man isn't a hero?
> He's annoying.
> He's very, very annoying.
> Well, Ned Flanders is just jealous. Oh, the guy's hepped up on goofballs.

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## 19:45–19:55

Grampa, in a pink shirt with white tufts of hair, stands in a row of wooden seats while Mr. Burns, a frail, stooped old man with a hooked nose, sits at the left and Marge's tall blue beehive shows at the bottom left. Moe in a red bow tie sits in the front, speaking, as Grampa waves his fist and then grabs the heads of a lilac-haired woman and Mrs. Krabappel with her tall brown hairdo. In the final moment Grampa frowns with his hand on the shoulder of a red-haired woman, while Moe, mouth open, leans forward beside a blue-haired man with a moustache.

> Let's sacrifice him to our gods!
> Come on, we did it all the time in the 30s.

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## 19:55–20:03

Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater-vest suit, stands in a church-like hall beside Homer in a blue suit and green tie, and a thin man in a white robe with a dark hair swoop. Homer gestures with both arms, then Ned raises his hands in protest while the robed man gestures on the right, and the group is crowded together in front of a blue dove banner and red-and-purple stained glass windows. In the final moment, a crowd of people, including a man with orange hair in a green suit, Moe with grey hair and a red bow tie, and a moustached man in a blue jacket, stare nervously toward the right side under the stained glass arches.

> Stop it! Stop it!
> Stop it!
> Huh?
> How dare you talk about Ned Flanders like that.

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## 20:03–20:10

Homer Simpson, in a blue suit and green tie, stands center-frame in a room with stained-glass arched windows, flanked by Milhouse with blue hair and glasses on the right side of the group and Ned Flanders in a green sweater and moustache beside him on the right. Behind Homer on the left stands a thin, dark-haired man with a bow tie and suspenders, possibly Lenny or a one-off character, while a tall blue-sleeved figure looms in the foreground on the left and another on the right. Homer's mouth opens as he speaks indignantly, then he gestures with a lowered hand, and by the final moment he squints with his eyes shut and lips pressed together while the others look on with wary, sullen expressions.

> He's a wonderful, kind, caring man.
> Maybe even more so than me.

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## 20:10–20:17

Homer, in a blue suit and green tie, stands in a room with arched stained-glass windows, flanked by Ned Flanders in a green suit with a moustache and glasses on the right and a blue-haired man behind him, with a dark-haired man in suspenders at the left edge beside a wooden chair. Homer starts with a hand raised near his face, then speaks while spreading his arms in a shrug, and finally extends one arm to point toward Ned as the others look on.

> There have been times when I lost patience with him, even lashed out of him.
> But this man has turned every cheek on his body.

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## 20:17–20:30

Homer Simpson, bald and heavyset in a blue suit and green tie, stands beside Ned Flanders, who has a moustache, glasses and a green sweater over a pink shirt, in a church with an organ at the left, a dark wooden pulpit with a blue banner, and a colorful stained glass window at the right. Homer speaks with his mouth open and wide eyes, then clenches his teeth in a grimace, then opens his mouth again while his eyes droop to half-lidded, and finally he slumps with heavy eyelids and his tongue showing. Ned stays beside him with his mouth closed under the moustache, his eyes glancing sideways and then narrowing behind his glasses.

> If everyone here were like Ned Flanders, there'd be no need for heaven.
> We'd already be there.

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## 20:30–20:42

Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses, stands at the left of a row of men, next to a grey-haired man in a red bow tie and a purple jacket and a ginger-haired man in a green coat, all in front of stained-glass windows. A man with neat black hair in a white bathrobe closes his eyes and smirks, then glances sideways and speaks while Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, looks on. The robed man then smiles and rests a hand on Ned's shoulder as they stand together in a hall with stained-glass arched windows.

> Um.
> Well, I think we all owe Ned a heartfelt apology.
> We were wrong to doubt him. Hey, that guy's right!

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## 20:42–20:56

Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, stands beside Homer in a church, where a crowd of parishioners sits and stands in front of stained glass windows and a wooden pulpit. In the first frame, a green-haired woman and a woman with a tall red curly hairdo and purple glasses speak at the front of the crowd, while a blue-haired woman looks on. Over the next frames, the crowd shifts and a man in a white robe stands near a lectern, with Marge, Bart, Maggie and Lisa appearing in a pew as Homer looks on wide-eyed. In the final frames Homer, in his blue suit and green tie, stares ahead while Ned, pinching his moustache, speaks to Homer with a bald man in a suit and a dark-haired man in a bow tie behind them, and an old woman in the background watches.

> Yeah, he's right!
> That's what's up!
> That was a very nice thing you did, homie.
> Thank you.

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## 20:56–21:06

Homer Simpson, in his blue suit and green tie, and Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, stand together in a church beside a stained-glass window and a blue banner bearing a dove. Ned first faces Homer and then rests a hand on Homer's shoulder while Homer, eyes wide, gestures with one open hand. Ned then grins with closed eyes while Homer keeps talking, and the scene ends with Homer's mouth open mid-speech and Ned's hand still on his shoulder.

> Thank you so much, Homer.
> You really are a...
> You're a true friend.
> Right back at you, buddy.

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## 21:06–21:12

Homer Simpson, in a blue suit, and Ned Flanders, with a moustache, glasses and a green sweater, stand in front of a stained-glass window and a blue banner with a white dove. Ned first hugs Homer from the side, then the two face each other and Homer speaks with his mouth open while Ned grips his arms. Homer's expression goes from wide-eyed to a sly smile as Ned leans in and clutches his shoulder, and they end side by side with Ned's arm around Homer's back.

> Now, how about that game at the pitch and putt?
> Just try and stop me.

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## 21:12–21:25

Bart, in a blue suit and purple tie, and Lisa, in a white dress with a pink bonnet, sit side by side on a red-carpeted pew in front of a wooden wall and stained-glass window. Bart gestures with an outstretched arm while Lisa lifts a finger to her mouth, then she speaks with her teeth showing as Bart glances away, and he later stands alone looking sideways. The scene then cuts to the living room, where Marge knits on the couch beside Maggie with a pacifier, Lisa, and Bart reading a comic book in an orange shirt, with on-screen text reading "The following Thursday, 8:00 PM".

> I don't get it, Lise. You said everything would be back to normal,
> but Homer and Flanders are still friends.
> Yeah, maybe this means the end of our wacky adventures.
> Guess what, everyone?

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## 21:25–21:37

Homer Simpson, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue trousers, stands in the family living room with its pink walls, a purple upright piano, and a brick fireplace with framed family pictures. He first raises a rolled parchment-like scroll overhead and gestures with an open hand toward the piano while Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red beaded necklace, stands near a dark sofa where Maggie in a blue bow and pacifier clutches a ball of purple yarn, Lisa in a red skirt and pearl necklace sits, and Bart in an orange shirt holds an open book. Homer then turns to the side with a wide-eyed, grimacing expression, and in the final moment he holds the scroll up in one hand while clutching his chest with the other, looking nervously forward.

> My great-uncle Boris died and left us his old country house.
> There's only one catch. They say it's haunted.
> But I'm sure we can prove him wrong by spending the weekend there.

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## 21:37–21:45

Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, peers through a purple-framed window at the street, then turns and waves while Homer, in a white shirt, stands in a pink room gesturing toward Marge with her tall blue beehive and the children seated on a dark red couch. Ned's view then returns to the window as he raises a hand to wave outside. Close-ups show Lisa in her red dress and pearl necklace and Bart in his orange shirt on the couch, glancing sideways and grimacing with their mouths open.

> Hi, diddly-ho, neighbor. Get lost, Flanders.
> Oakley-dokley.

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## 21:45–21:55

No regular characters are visible; the scene shows only the exterior of a large, dark-blue Victorian mansion with a widow's walk and lit windows, perched on a misty pink cliff above a dark blue river under a purple sky with a pale green full moon and bare twisted trees. Across the sequence, drifting fog rolls over the base of the house and the cliff, and a small black bird flies across the sky near the roof in the second image, while a faint figure appears on the balcony of the house near the tower in the later images. The house stays fixed while the fog and the sky shift slightly.

> See?
> I told you.
> There's nothing to worry about. This place isn't...

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## 21:55–22:06

No characters appear; the scene is a black title card sequence of credits against a plain black background. First, golden cartoon-style text reads "Executive Producer DAVID MIRKIN" and it then fades to near-black. Next, "Executive Producers JAMES L. BROOKS, MATT GROENING, SAM SIMON" appears in the same lettering, followed by "Starring DAN CASTELLANETA" and then "NANCY CARTWRIGHT" in the center of the screen.

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## 22:06–22:16

No Simpsons characters appear in this moment; it is a black title card sequence in the end credits. Golden cartoon-style text appears on the black background in turn: first 'YEARDLEY SMITH', then 'and HARRY SHEARER', then 'Also Starring PAMELA HAYDEN MAGGIE ROSWELL', then 'Animation Producers BILL SCHULTZ MICHAEL WOLF', and finally 'Story Editor BRENT FORRESTER'. Each credit replaces the previous one with no people or objects shown beyond the text.

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## 22:16–22:26

No Simpsons characters appear in this moment; it is a black title card sequence with no people on screen. Over a plain black background, gold cartoon-style credits appear one after another: first 'Story Editor BOB KUSHELL', then 'Staff Writers BILL CANTERBURY and DAVID S. COHEN', then 'Associate Producer COLIN A.B.V. LEWIS', then 'Music by ALF CLAUSEN', and finally 'Editors MARK McJIMSEY and DON BARROZO' fade in and out in turn. The only on-screen elements are these centered credit titles.

> We'll be right back.

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## 22:26–22:36

No Simpsons characters appear; the scene is a black screen with yellow credit text that changes over time. It moves through animation credits for Ken Tsumura as Animation Co-Producer for Gracie Films, a block of sound and mixing credits (Chris Ledesma, Travis Powers, R. Russell Smith, Anthony D'Amico, Greg Orloff, Ronny Cox), and production and facility credits (Jacqueline Sillo, Marleen Williams, Greg Cheever, Randy Piotroski, Louise Jaffe, Bonnie Prendergast, Skywalker Sound, Laser-Pacific, Dolby Surround). It ends with 'Animation Produced by Film Roman, Inc.' and 'Overseas Animation Director Mike Girard'.

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## 22:36–22:46

No Simpsons characters appear in this moment; it is a black end-credits sequence with yellow lettering. First, a list of credits for Assistant Director Dominic Polcino, storyboard artists Martin Archer, Gary Graham and Steven Dean Moore, character design supervisor Dale Hendrickson, character designers Scott Alberts, Lucas Gray, Joseph Wack, Matt Groening and Sam Simon, and background design supervisor Lance Wilder all appear in the layout. Then the crew names shift to color design, ink and paint, animation camera and assistant film editor roles, followed by production management credits, a legal notice reading 'The Simpsons Episode #1F14 Copyright 1994 Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation,' and finally the line 'Executive Creative Consultant James L. Brooks' centered on the black screen.

> Shh.

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## 22:46–22:56

Silhouetted audience members sit in rows of seats in a dark movie theater, with one large, bushy-haired figure in the front left, facing a blank screen. A beam of light then sweeps across the scene as the words GRACIE FILMS appear on a blue panel, followed by a black screen reading IN ASSOCIATION WITH. The scene ends with the golden 20th Television building logo rising against a cloudy sky lit by searchlight beams.

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