# Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song

The Simpsons, season 5, episode 19 (S05E19), first aired April 28, 1994.
Written by Bill Oakley and Josh Weinstein. Directed by Bob Anderson. Production code 1F18.
Guest stars: Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Krabappel; Frank Welker as Santa's Little Helper.
Chalkboard gag: "I will not celebrate meaningless milestones". Couch gag: FOX.

Bart brings Santa's Little Helper to show-and-tell, and when the dog's escape through the air vents ends with Groundskeeper Willie landing on Superintendent Chalmers, Principal Skinner is fired. Skinner returns to military service while Ned Flanders, the new principal, lets the school slide into anarchy. Feeling guilty, Bart helps get Flanders dismissed so Skinner can return, which puts the two back on opposite sides.

Who's in it: Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Marge Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Milhouse Van Houten, Grampa Simpson, Principal Skinner, Ned Flanders, Chief Wiggum, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Mrs. Krabappel, Nelson Muntz, Otto Mann, Martin Prince, Ralph Wiggum, Groundskeeper Willie, Santa's Little Helper, Lou, Lewis Clark, Wendell Borton, Richard, Jimbo Jones, Eddie, Miss Hoover, Kearney Zzyzwicz, Sherri Mackleberry, Terri Mackleberry, Nina Skalka, Janey Powell, Adrian Belew, Agnes Skinner, Becky Shorter, Dolph Starbeam, Sophie Jensen, Girl with glasses, Jaffee Ziswhisky, Buck-toothed boy, Superintendent Chalmers, Squeaky-Voiced Teen, Buck-toothed girl, Lewis' lookalike, Boy with shades, Sanjay Nahasapeemapetilon, Chuck Berger, Lunchlady Dora, Black Weasel, Yellow Weasel, Wanda, Smug Girl, Coward, White-Haired Girl, Freddy, Luigi Risotto, Sara, "Blow the Horn" Kid, Leopold, Gerald Samson, Donna, Capri Flanders, Nedward Flanders Sr., Chanting Soldier, Fort Springfield Colonel, Fort Springfield Guard, Mooning Soldier, New Army Recruit.

Every moment of the episode, about ten seconds each: when it is, what happens on screen, and what's said.
The descriptions are written by an AI model from frames of each moment and can get small details wrong. The dialogue is from the episode's subtitles.

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## 0:00–0:12

Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands at a chalkboard in a classroom, writing lines that read 'I will not celebrate meaningless milestones' repeated over and over. In the sequence he turns and jumps away from the board, grinning with his eyes squeezed shut and arms flung out, while a red trash can and a wall clock sit nearby. Before this, the scene opens on a blue sky with drifting clouds, and the title text 'The Simpsons' appears over the clouds.

> The Simpsons

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## 0:12–0:23

Homer, Lisa, Marge, Maggie and Bart Simpson appear first outside the yellow house, where a pink car pulls into the driveway and Homer stands beside it as Lisa rides a red bicycle with a stack of books in its basket past a mailbox. The scene then moves inside to a purple room where Homer kneels on a red bed, pointing at a wall panel with his mouth open, before the family sits together on a brown couch in the living room. Finally Homer raises an arm while Lisa and Maggie tumble on the green carpet in front of the couch, with Marge and Bart watching nearby beside a blue television and a pink wall with a sailboat painting.

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## 0:23–0:29

No characters appear in this moment; it shows only a retro television set with a purple casing, two green-and-white knobs and a pink background. The screen first reads "CREATED BY MATT GROENING" in yellow letters on blue, then changes to "DEVELOPED BY JAMES L. BROOKS, MATT GROENING, SAM SIMON" in the same style. The credits stay fixed in place with no visible movement apart from the title swap.

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## 0:29–0:39

After a fade from black, a young man with dark hair, a striped shirt and jeans hoses down a yellow muscle car on a city street, with a bucket by the wheel and water spraying onto the pavement. A woman with long straight blue hair and a white top turns toward the viewer as the hose keeps running, then a grinning man with a brown bowl cut and wide eyes leans in beside her as the caption "Co-Executive Producer JACE RICHDALE" and then "Supervising Producer HAROLD KIMMEL" appear across the bottom of the scene.

> What would you do if I sang out of tune?
> Would you stand up and walk out on me?

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## 0:39–0:49

A long-haired, blue-haired girl in a white t-shirt and jeans sprays a parked green car with a garden hose on a sidewalk outside a brick house, soaking a brown-haired boy in a purple-striped shirt who covers his ears, then she stands on the lawn with the hose pouring water onto the grass beside a bucket while the boy gestures at her. The scene then shifts to a kitchen where Marge, with her tall blue beehive and pearl necklace, watches a bearded man hold up a tablet and an older grey-haired man with glasses holds a soda can beside a pink-frosted birthday cake with lit candles. White on-screen credits read Supervising Producers Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein, Co-Producer Greg Daniels, Producer Jonathan Collier and Producer Mike Scully.

> Lay on me your ears and I'll sing you a song.
> I will try not to sing out of key.

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## 0:49–1:00

In a kitchen, Marge with her tall blue beehive and Grampa, a wrinkled old man with white tufts of hair and glasses, watch a heavy bearded man with brown hair in an orange sleeveless shirt and jeans. He first holds up a large book titled Sebastian Cabot's Beard Book with foreword by Willie Nelson, then stands before a birthday cake with lit candles on a purple table, while Grampa drinks from a red can. As the bearded man's beard begins to glow and flare with fire, Marge covers her cheeks in alarm and Grampa laughs, and on-screen credits for David Sacks, John Swartzwelder, and Al Jean & Mike Reiss appear over the scene.

> Oh, baby, how can I have a little help if I can?
> All I need is my life.
> Oh, they're gonna eat this up and show and tell.

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## 1:00–1:10

Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, stands with her arms crossed in the kitchen while Bart, spiky-haired in his orange shirt, sits at the blue table beside a television showing a small animated kitchen scene with a figure resembling Marge and a bald man. Marge's expression shifts from wide-eyed and worried to speaking animatedly with her mouth open, then she stands with her hands on her hips and looks nervously to the side. Her red bead necklace, a wall phone with a cord, a wooden utensil holder, and a yellow sun-shaped Lisa-style spiky object on the table are visible, and a credit card reads 'Creative Consultant GEORGE MEYER' and then 'Co-Produced by JOSEPH A. BOUCHER' over the lower part of the scene.

> I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with the idea of your classmates laughing at our family's
> private moments.
> How would you like it if 20 years from now people were laughing at things you did?

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## 1:10–1:19

Bart, Lisa, and Marge stand around a blue table in a living room with a pink archway and framed pictures behind them. Bart spreads his hands while Marge gestures toward him and Lisa looks on, and white credits reading 'Produced by Richard Raynis' and then 'Produced by David Silverman' appear over the scene. The scene then shifts to a pink bathroom where a naked Bart sits on a white toilet beside a roll of toilet paper and an orange shirt draped over the green sink counter, glancing up and shifting his gaze.

> Not likely. Come on, have a sense of humor about yourself.
> I'm a big boy today.

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## 1:19–1:31

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands at a blue counter in a lavender room with a film projector, while Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair, peers in from the pink archway behind him and later Marge, the tall blue beehive, appears at the window holding up a large potato. Bart first looks down with eyes closed and then, at the blue counter, glances to the side with wide eyes and a worried, grimacing expression as a wicker basket with a plush chicken sits on the shelf. On-screen credits appear over the scene: 'Produced by RICHARD SAKAI', then 'Written by BILL OAKLEY & JOSH WEINSTEIN', then 'Directed by BOB ANDERSON'.

> I gotta find something else quick. Why don't you bring this potato?
> That's pretty big.
> Mom, you're always trying to give me potatoes.
> What is it with you? I just think they're neat.

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## 1:31–1:44

Marge, with a tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, holds up a brown potato-shaped rock in the first frame, then Bart in an orange shirt and Lisa in a red dress with pearls stand on either side of a blue table in a pink bedroom, Bart gesturing with his hands while Lisa looks on. Bart stands by a blue bookshelf holding a dark grey fossil-stamped rock up near his face, with a pink boombox and a small green elf figure on the shelves behind him.

> I need something for show and tell. Just take one of my geodes.
> The rock's on my desk.
> No, that's a trilobite.

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## 1:44–1:55

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands in his bedroom holding a grey rock-like lump, then a chocolate muffin, in front of a blue shelf with a pink boombox, a teddy bear, books, and a green figurine. He then runs with Lisa, in her red dress and star-shaped spiky hair, toward a yellow Springfield Elementary School bus, where the long-haired driver Otto waits by the open door. A close-up follows of a large yellow hand cradling a small bowl-like cup filled with grey crystalline rock on a wooden surface.

> That's petrified wood.
> Bart, that's a bran muffin.

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## 1:55–2:06

Bart, with spiky hair and an orange shirt, rides a red bus with other passengers, several of whom hold bowls and eat, and a tan-haired man in a white shirt gestures while holding a bowl of pink-tinged food. Bart glances out the window as the bus rolls down a suburban street lined with pastel houses, then the view slides past him to show the road ahead. The scene ends on a street of pink and tan houses with a green lawn and a blue-doored house with a red garage, with no on-screen text.

> Greetings, fellow geodologists.
> I'll be right back.

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## 2:06–2:12

A close-up of a yellow-skinned boy with a squinting, scowling face fills the left of the scene, with a figure in a blue top and white shoes visible at the right edge beside a red doorway. Santa's Little Helper, the brown greyhound, lies across a grey table in front of a green WELCOME mat, chewing and tearing a rolled-up newspaper as his eyes widen and paper scraps scatter around him. The scene then settles on a static exterior of a tan school building with purple pillars, an American flag on a pole, and a yellow sign above its orange doors.

> The ingredients were fresh-puried tomatoes, water,

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## 2:12–2:19

Nelson, the brown-haired bully in a blue vest and pink shirt, stands at the front of a classroom holding up a ketchup bottle while his teacher, Mrs. Krabappel with her tall brown hairdo, sits on the edge of a desk with her arms crossed and watches. Students sit at desks in the foreground, including a girl with a pink bow, and a boy with glasses and light hair. The blackboard reads "Show + Tell" under an alphabet banner, and Nelson's grimacing expression and slight movement of the bottle show him presenting the item.

> salt, and sodium benzoate used to retard spoilage.

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## 2:19–2:26

Nelson, the bully in a vest with a blue vest over a pink shirt, stands in front of a classroom chalkboard reading 'Snow + Tell' while holding up a small red-and-white can and a folded paper label. He scowls and squints, then his expression shifts as he turns the can slightly, looking at it with a smirk. The blackboard, a wooden ledge with a ruler and chalk, and a green wall are visible behind him.

> Once again, if I'm not mistaken,
> this can contain tomato paste. Thank you, Nelson.

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## 2:26–2:36

Mrs. Krabappel, Bart's teacher with a tall brown hairdo and green cardigan, sits on the front desk beneath a Show + Tell chalkboard while Nelson, a bully in a vest, stands beside her holding a red can. She then leans on the desk as Bart, in an orange shirt, sits bored at a student desk beside a cardboard box on the floor and a bookshelf. The scene ends with a chubby boy in a white shirt with an H emblem sitting by a large dark dome-shaped object on a desk, with Bart standing nearby and a spiky-haired boy with glasses watching.

> I look forward to seeing it again next week.
> Bart, you're up.
> Boys and girls, Mrs. Krabappo,

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## 2:36–2:48

Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands before a chalkboard reading "Show + Tell" beside a cardboard box on the classroom floor. Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo and green cardigan, sits perched on a desk watching him as he spreads his arms wide and gestures, then looks up nervously with a strained grin. Milhouse, with blue hair and red glasses, sits smiling at his desk while a purple-clad girl with a pink bow and a blond-haired kid sit at nearby desks.

> I come before you today to solve a riddle that has plagued mankind for centuries.
> What has four legs and ticks?
> A walking clock? A walking clock!

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## 2:48–2:58

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands before a chalkboard reading "Show + Tell" beside a cardboard box on the classroom floor while Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo and green cardigan, sits on the edge of her desk. In the classroom, Bart looks up at her as she gestures and speaks, and other students, including Milhouse with blue hair and glasses near the bookshelf, watch from their desks. A flag and a wall clock hang in the room, and a poster reading "Aa Bb" is pinned above the board.

> I'd wager he has some variety of walking clock in that box.
> Bart, is it a walking clock?
> What?
> No, it's my dog.
> Oh, he is a gem.

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## 2:58–3:07

Mrs. Krabappel, with a tall brown hairdo and green sweater, stands at the front of a classroom before a chalkboard, clasping her hands, then gestures with open palms and holds out a flat tray of round cookies to Santa's Little Helper, the brown greyhound, who leans in to sniff them. The tray is then set on the floor, where the greyhound bends down to sniff the cookies. Meanwhile, in the foreground a boy in a white shirt stares sideways at a desk beside a dark-rimmed bowl, while a bespectacled boy and a blue-haired student sit at desks behind him. Notable details include the alphabet banner above the board, the wall clock, and the round cookies on the grey tray.

> Here, boy.
> Would you like these cookies Martin made for me?
> My Raisin Roundies.
> My dog's name is Santa's little helper.

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## 3:07–3:16

Bart Simpson stands at the front of a classroom during show and tell, gesturing with his hands while his brown greyhound Santa's Little Helper walks around near a metal tray of cookies beside the chalkboard reading "Show + Tell". Teacher Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo and green sweater, stands at the left side watching, while classmates sit at wooden desks in the foreground. The dog sniffs at the tray, then in the final moment the whole class of students at their desks turns to look at the front and reacts with wide-eyed, open-mouthed expressions under the fluorescent ceiling lights.

> One time he crawled under the house, and when he came out, he was covered with ants.
> Then he ran into a church and drank all the holy water.
> Wow!

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## 3:16–3:29

Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo and green cardigan, stands by her desk beside Bart in his orange shirt, while Santa's Little Helper, the brown greyhound, sniffs a tray of biscuits on the maroon carpet in front of a chalkboard, an American flag and a framed portrait. Classmates including Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses, and two girls with purple pigtails and pink bows clap at their desks as the dog wanders among them, and a blond boy in a white shirt and orange shorts walks up carrying a dark object.

> Thank you, Bart.
> Great job. Yay!
> I knew the dog before he came to class.
> Ha-boom!

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## 3:29–3:39

A small yellow cartoon boy with light orange-brown hair, a white polo shirt with a red emblem, orange-red shorts and black shoes with white socks, is not one of the regulars, so he goes unnamed. He stands in front of a large brown bowl of grey, pebbly rocks on a dark red floor, with a dark chalkboard and a green wall behind him. He first grins with his fists raised by his chest, then clasps his hand to his forehead with his mouth open in dismay, then raises one hand upward while placing the other on his chest, then extends an arm outward while glancing aside, and finally stands with his mouth open and hands held low near his waist, looking up and to the side.

> That!
> The sound of the thunderous volcanic explosion which gives birth to the magnificent geode,
> one of nature's most... You're doing it wrong!

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## 3:39–3:51

Nelson, a boy in a blue vest, grins as he holds Santa's Little Helper, the family's brown greyhound, while Bart and Milhouse (blue hair, glasses) crowd around the dog in a green-walled classroom with desks and a bulletin board. Other kids, including an afro-haired child in a striped shirt and a purple-haired girl with a pink bow, lean in to look. The group then turns toward a blue door with a red fire alarm, where Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo and green sweater, smiles, and a bearded man in overalls appears in the door's window with both hands raised.

> You gotta pet him hard so he can feel it!
> Look, look, let the doggy sneeze!
> Ha! It thinks it's people!
> Hey!
> Poochie!

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## 3:51–4:05

Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo and green sweater, faces a light-haired boy in a white shirt with a purple emblem and orange shorts in a classroom of desks and bookshelves, while Bart in his orange shirt and Santa's Little Helper, the brown greyhound, stand nearby. Earlier, a red-bearded man in overalls peers through a blue door window with his hands raised, and Krabappel presses her hand to her forehead in exasperation. As the boy closes his eyes, Santa's Little Helper wanders off toward the back of the room while Bart walks away past the desks.

> My geode must be acknowledged.
> Oh, brother.
> All right, back to show and tell.
> Bart, why don't you put the doggy away?
> Oh!

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## 4:05–4:14

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands at a doorway watching Santa's Little Helper, the family's brown greyhound, who sits and then lies down on a closet floor beside a row of dark shoes. The dog's eyes bulge and it starts to shake and then flattens out, with wavy lines of movement rippling across it. Next to a green wall grate with purple slats, the greyhound sticks its head out and its nose and ears flutter in streams of wavy air. Bookshelves and clothes hanging above the shoes are visible.

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## 4:14–4:25

An unnamed woman cook with her brown hair in a bun, wearing a white blouse and grey apron and red lipstick, works in a kitchen. The scene opens in a long dim blue corridor with striped smoke-like streaks overhead, moving toward a barred vent grate that reveals the kitchen. She reaches into a green barrel labeled 'ASSORTED HORSE PARTS, NOW MORE TESTICLES' filled with pink meat, while a steaming pot sits on the stove beside shelves of plates and red-labeled bottles.

> More testicles mean more iron.

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## 4:25–4:35

A brown greyhound, Santa's Little Helper, climbs up to a wall vent with steam rising from it, then squeezes through and peers out from the barred vent in a pink classroom wall. A blond boy in a blue shirt raises his hand beside a chart labeled FIRST, while a dark-haired boy in an orange shirt and a blonde woman in a teal top look on. In the final scene, the blond boy in blue, seen from behind, points up at his own head as a brown-haired teacher with glasses and a white blouse stands at the blackboard beneath an alphabet banner and a wall clock.

> Um, Miss Hoover, there's a dog in the vent Ralph,
> remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?

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## 4:35–4:42

A woman with a shoulder-length brown bob, round glasses, and a white blouse with a red bow stands with her arms crossed beneath an orange and pink alphabet banner that reads NnOoPpQqRrSsTtUu, her mouth opening as she speaks and her eyes shifting sideways. A young blond boy with a few strands of dark hair and a blue shirt, seated in a red chair against a olive-green wall, then looks up and around with wide eyes and a parted mouth. The scene ends on a close view of a door with a white sign reading PRINCIPAL SKINNER in black capital letters.

> He was going to the bathroom

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## 4:42–4:54

A man with messy brown hair, a lavender shirt and an orange tie sits in a red armchair at a desk with a microphone and a green desk phone, holding the receiver to his ear. He grins and widens his eyes, then raises one open hand in a gesture while he keeps talking on the phone, and his grin grows broader as he leans slightly forward. A grey filing cabinet and a small blue ribbon award hang on the wall behind him.

> I know Weinstein's parents were upset,
> Superintendent But I was sure it was a phony excuse I mean,
> it sounds so made up, yom kippur I mean, I...

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## 4:54–5:06

A boy in an olive shirt and a girl in a pink dress stand by the lockers in a school hallway beside a door marked "PRINCIPAL SKINNER", while a red-bearded man in green overalls leans out of the office doorway, scowling and shouting with a raised finger. Inside, Principal Skinner, a neat grey-haired man in a lilac shirt and pink tie, sits at his desk beside a telephone and a microphone, staring toward the doorway before he grips the microphone and speaks into it.

> Sir, you've got to come quick.
> There's a dog running around in the air ducts.
> I understand.
> Children, this is Principal Skinner.

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## 5:06–5:16

Bart Simpson in his orange shirt, Mrs. Krabappel with her tall brown hairdo holding a book, and Milhouse with blue hair and glasses are in a green classroom beneath a wall vent and a bulletin board reading "Give a Hoot! Read". Bart leans over his chair and turns to face the others while the class watches, and then the scene shifts to a dim office where a man with spiky red hair in green overalls leans over a desk beside a green-shaded lamp and a telephone. A brown-haired man in a purple shirt and jeans reaches up toward a ceiling vent grille, and a paper notice is pinned to the wall nearby.

> Remain calm.
> There is a dog in the vents.

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## 5:16–5:25

A man with black hair and a moustache pokes his head out of a ceiling vent while Santa's Little Helper, the brown greyhound, pushes its head and tongue toward him and then its hindquarters move into the duct, in a purple metal ventilation shaft. The scene cuts to an office where a red-haired man in green overalls looks up at a tall, thin, grey-haired man in a blue shirt and tie, possibly Mr. Burns, who stands on the desk beside a lamp under the open ceiling vent. The tall man then bends to kneel on the desk, gesturing with a clenched fist as he talks, while the red-haired man stays at the desk with a window and blinds, a desk model, and papers on the wall behind them.

> Wooley, go into the vent and get him. What?

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## 5:25–5:36

A bald, red-bearded man in green overalls and a white shirt, unnamed since he matches no regular, shouts angrily at a man in a lavender shirt with an orange tie and messy brown hair, who leans in and listens in a room with a red armchair at left. The red-bearded man keeps glaring and yelling with his mouth open while the lavender-shirted man turns his head to the side, scowls, and then clenches his teeth beneath a ceiling vent with a metal grate on the wall behind him.

> Have you gone waxy in your pister?
> I cannot fit no event, you croquet and playing mint muncher.
> Grease yourself up and go in, you... you guff-speaking work slacker.

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## 5:36–5:47

In a kitchen with a wall clock, shelves of jars and a large steel pot, a bald man with a bushy red beard, red moustache and green overalls stands in an open doorway with his arms spread wide, then grips his collar and shouts in fury. Beside the pot, a brown-haired woman in a white blouse and apron stirs with a ladle, glances over with a sneer, and then wears a smug smile as the man fumes.

> Ooh, good comeback.
> Lunch, Lady Doris. Have you got any grease?
> Yes.
> Yes, we do.
> Then grease me up, woman.
> Okie dokie.

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## 5:47–5:57

A large yellow-skinned figure in red shorts crawls head-first through a dim blue metal air duct, reaching forward with its arms. A shirtless, bald-topped man with a red fringe and red beard, grimacing, peers out from inside the duct. The passage runs toward a barred grate and a bright rectangular opening at its far end.

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## 5:57–6:11

A muscular, shirtless bald man with a bushy red mustache, red beard, red sideburns and bristling red eyebrows stands in a narrow grey metal corridor, first smirking with his eyes wide and then turning his head to peer down the passage. He then clenches his teeth and squints, folding his heavy arms, as the scene cuts to a black screen with thin blue-outlined rectangular walls like a maze, where a small blue dot travels along a path to the right before the outlines slide past and the dot disappears. No on-screen text is visible.

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## 6:11–6:22

Sideshow Bob, with his huge mane of spiky red hair and red beard, lies in a purple enclosure with only his bare yellow feet and red shorts visible, while Santa's Little Helper, the brown greyhound, sniffs at his soles. Bob then lies back with eyes shut and mouth wide open, and a brown-haired man in a lavender shirt stares with wide eyes near a wall panel. In the final scene, students at a school hallway's lockers react as books fly through the air, with Mrs. Krabappel, her tall brown hairdo above a green top, watching beside another woman in a pink skirt.

> Good Lord, it's coming up right behind him.
> What's that? No, no!

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## 6:22–6:36

Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo and green cardigan, stands smoking in a school hallway lined with lockers, next to a bespectacled woman in a white blouse and pink skirt who also holds a cigarette. A startled man with spiky brown hair, a purple shirt and an orange tie reacts as smoke drifts up under the fluorescent lights, while Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses, and a crowd of children and teachers gather behind them. Earlier, a muscular, red-bearded man lies sprawled and yelling inside a blue metal duct, and a sign reads nothing legible.

> Ow!
> Stop it!
> Children, teachers, back to your rooms.
> Uh-oh.
> Whenever I get this upset, I get hiccups.
> Oh, right on cue.

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## 6:36–6:46

Santa's Little Helper, the family's brown greyhound, walks along a purple metal duct while a muscular, shirtless, yellow-skinned man with a huge red mane, beard and moustache, wearing red trunks, crouches in a box-like opening behind him. The dog then trots past in close-up, while the man leans forward, scowling and glaring, his arms braced at his sides. Only the dog and the red-haired muscleman appear, with no on-screen text or dialogue.

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## 6:46–6:56

A muscular, shirtless yellow cartoon man with bushy red hair and a red moustache, a one-off character rather than a regular, grabs Santa's Little Helper, the brown greyhound, by the shoulders in a purple room with a grey corner. He scowls and grits his teeth as he hauls the wide-eyed dog forward, then crouches and leans his weight over it while it squirms and stares ahead. No on-screen text is visible.

> There's nary an animal alive that can out run a Greece,ater man.
> Now, out we go-

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## 6:56–7:08

A muscular, shirtless man with a red beard and red hair hugs Santa's Little Helper, the brown greyhound, in a small wall opening under a cracked ceiling, and the two stare wide-eyed. The scene then cuts to an empty basketball gym with a scoreboard reading HOME and VISITOR, two hoops, and a basketball on the floor. Finally, a crowd of small townspeople gathers on the court beneath the ceiling vent, where a tall ladder reaches up toward the opening, and a uniformed police officer stands at the left.

> Oh, tis more dizzying than the belfry at St.

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## 7:08–7:18

Chief Wiggum, the heavyset police chief, and a uniformed officer play with an orange basketball in a school gym, the officer tossing it up while Wiggum raises his hands. Wiggum then watches the officer hold the ball as a red-haired figure appears on the right, and a nervous man in a purple shirt and tie stands near firefighters carrying a ladder. Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo, stands at a set of brown glass doors, while Principal Skinner in a dark blue suit and red tie walks along the outdoor path beyond the chain-link fence.

> That's nice work, boys.
> Uh-oh.
> Someone's getting a visit from Superintendent Chalmers.

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## 7:18–7:24

A man with swept-back grey-brown hair, a lavender shirt and an orange tie stands in front of a row of onlookers in a school hallway: a dark-skinned man in an orange vest and white cap, another worker in an orange vest, a girl with purple hair in a pink dress, and a curly-haired girl beside a blond boy in a blue shirt. He grimaces, glances up and to the side, and his expression tightens into a strained look. The scene then cuts to a bald, heavy man in a navy suit and red tie inside a room with glass panels and a skylight, arms flung wide and mouth open as he shouts.

> I can't take this.

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## 7:24–7:35

A grey-haired man in a lavender shirt and pink tie stands with his hands clasped at the left of an indoor arena, while a worker in a red hat and green uniform climbs a black ladder to the scoreboard, which reads VISITOR and then HOME. A bald, older man in a navy suit with grey hair at the sides watches from the right, and the lavender-shirted man gestures with open arms before the navy-suited man raises a clenched fist. Spectators fill the bottom of the frame, and a masked worker in a red cap and goggles appears behind them as the scoreboard is changed.

> Superintendent Chalmers, you didn't have to come all the way down here.
> Everything's under control.
> I have had it. I have had it with this school, Skinner.

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## 7:35–7:39

A heavy-set bald man in a navy suit and red tie stands in a school hall with a crowd of children and adults behind him, including a man in a red cap with a moustache and a woman with glasses and a red bow at her collar. He scowls and jabs one finger upward, then grimaces, glances up, and spreads his hands out in exasperated gestures. A long black ladder leans against the wall beneath large windows showing a blue sky with a cloud.

> The low test scores. Class after class of ugly, ugly children.

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## 7:39–7:47

A dark-haired man in a lavender shirt and orange tie stands in a room with large windows, with children and firefighters in white helmets and goggles crowded behind him. A bald older man in a navy suit and red tie steps up, grips the lavender-shirted man's tie, and then lifts a brown greyhound, Santa's Little Helper, into his arms. The lavender-shirted man watches with a wary, uneasy expression as the suited man holds the dog up, and the crowd of children stays behind them.

> Oh, no, I really think the children's appearance is...
> Seymour, you are in very, very big trouble.
> Why, looking into this lovable mutt's eyes just melts my heart.

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## 7:47–7:56

A short-haired man in a purple shirt, orange tie and jeans stands on the left while a bald, older man in a navy suit and red tie, with grey hair at the sides, holds up a brown greyhound toward him in a room with tall windows and a crowd of onlookers behind them. The older man then lowers the dog, folds his hands, and gestures outward with an open hand while the man in purple smiles and glances up. A small child in a red shirt, a figure in a fire helmet, and a girl with a purple bow watch from the background.

> Seymour, all is forgiven.
> Make way for Willie!

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## 7:56–8:08

Principal Skinner, in a purple shirt and orange tie, stands over a shirtless, muscular man with bushy red hair and a moustache, who lies sprawled in red shorts on a gym floor while children, firefighters in helmets, and a woman with glasses watch. The red-haired man then pushes himself up onto his hands and knees and glares as Skinner looks off to the side, and Bart in an orange shirt grips a brown greyhound while a man in a light jacket stands behind him. Skinner then glares and argues with a bald man with grey hair at the sides, who wears a dark jacket, in a room with a window and a hanging lamp.

> I said make way for Willie, you gloated gasp bug.
> Seymour? Hmm? You're fired!
> I'm sorry.
> Did you just call me a liar?
> No, I said you were fired.

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## 8:08–8:17

A man with neat grey hair, a purple shirt and an orange tie first stares wide-eyed with his mouth open, then squeezes his eyes shut and grimaces. The scene cuts to a school gymnasium where a crowd of children stands in lines around a bald man in a dark coat, while a long ladder leans against a wall beneath a broken window with blue glass shards on the floor. The scene fades to black and then shows a pink two-storey house with a brown roof, an attached garage and a mailbox out front.

> Oh.
> That's much worse.

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## 8:17–8:29

Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, sits at the kitchen table with his chin resting on his hand and a spoon in a bowl of cereal, while Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress, and Maggie, the baby with a pacifier and a blue bow, sit beside him. In the first frames, Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive, eat at the table with Lisa's back to the viewer in the foreground. Bart stays hunched over his bowl, glancing sideways and chewing, while Maggie sucks on her pacifier and Homer keeps eating. The kitchen has purple cabinets, a shelf of mugs, a row of chicken-patterned canisters, and a framed picture on the wall.

> I thought I'd be jumping for joy the day Skinner left,
> but now all I have is this weird hot feeling in the back of my head.
> That's guilt. You feel guilty because your stud wound up costing a man his job.

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## 8:29–8:38

Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair, red dress and pearl necklace, sits at a blue table in the kitchen and eats from a light blue bowl with a spoon, first looking worried and then grimacing with her mouth open. Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, sits beside her at the same table, spooning cereal from a bowl, propping his chin on his hand and then pressing his hand to his head with a wincing, anxious expression. The scene then cuts to a yellow background where a large brown cartoon spider with black legs and a sharp fang bares its teeth, and the kitchen's chicken-themed canisters and a rooster figurine on a small table are visible in the background.

> Yeah, I guess it is guilt.
> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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## 8:38–8:50

Homer Simpson sits at the kitchen table with a bowl of cereal, gesturing animatedly with both hands and then pointing as he talks, his eyes closed in some frames and wide open in others. Later he crouches on the checkered floor, wrestling with Santa's Little Helper, the brown greyhound, while Marge Simpson stands nearby in a green dress with her tall blue beehive and Lisa Simpson sits at the table in the background. In the final moment Homer scoops up the dog and holds it against his chest while Marge looks on with a worried expression, a red stool and a wooden chair lying in the room around them.

> Let me get this straight.
> They let everybody out of school early just because you brought a dog?
> Well, yeah, but... Well, I'm off to work.
> The dog has had enough excitement.
> But Marge, dogs can never have enough excitement.

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## 8:50–9:03

Homer Simpson, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, first hugs Santa's Little Helper, the brown greyhound, in the living room while Marge, the tall blue beehive figure in a green dress, stands with arms crossed watching. Homer lifts the dog overhead, then pulls Marge close and embraces her from behind as the dog sits by the armchair and cabinet with a red flower vase. Marge then holds Maggie, the baby with a blue bow, while Homer stands behind her and the greyhound sits on the checkered floor, with a wall calendar and a red stool nearby.

> Look.
> All right, all right.
> I won't take that dog.
> Come here.

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## 9:03–9:13

Outside Springfield Elementary School, a flag flies beside the orange building with its purple columns and double doors. Inside the auditorium, a bald man in a dark blue suit and red tie speaks at a wooden podium under red curtains while a heavy-set man in a dark suit sits on a folding chair to the left of the stage. The speaker gestures with one hand, then steps out from behind the podium and points toward the rows of seated children and adults, who watch from purple-cushioned seats.

> Boys and girls, because of Mr. Skinner's sudden departure,
> I've had to appoint a new principal.
> Leopold.

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## 9:13–9:27

A bald, heavy-set man in a brown suit, white shirt and black tie, who is not one of the regulars, stands behind a wooden podium with a microphone against a red curtain. He scowls and glares, clenching his teeth and leaning his hand on the lectern, shifting between upright and leaning forward toward the audience. His expression stays hard and menacing throughout as he speaks.

> All right, you little punks.
> Pick up your freaking ears.
> Because I'm only going to be saying this once.
> From now on, things are going to be very,
> very different around here.

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## 9:27–9:36

Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, stands at a wooden podium on a stage while two seated figures sit to his left, and a packed auditorium of one-off townspeople fills the purple seats below. The crowd first shouts with hands pressed to their cheeks, then a red curtain fills the view, and afterward the audience claps and smiles as the wide stage shot shows Ned speaking into the microphone under the red curtain.

> with your new principal, Ned Flanders.
> Well, tippity-top of the AM to every good buddy here.

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## 9:36–9:49

Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, stands at a wooden podium with a microphone in front of a red curtain, first talking and then raising one index finger while he speaks. The scene then cuts to a crowded audience in purple seats, with a woman in a green headscarf and a long-haired woman in a pink top among those watching. Finally, a bald man in a blue suit and red tie gestures outward with both arms beside a thin man in a brown suit seated in a wooden chair on the red-curtained stage.

> As chairman of the PTA, I am de-diddly-lighted to take over,
> and I think I can put the pal back in principal.
> Yeah, and I'll put the super back in superintendent.

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## 9:49–10:02

Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, stands at a wooden podium with a microphone on a stage before a red curtain while an audience fills the seats below. Beside him, a bald man in a brown suit sits and scowls, while Mr. Burns, grey-haired at the sides and wearing a blue suit and red tie, stands and talks with an open hand extended toward the crowd. Ned grimaces, then grins and gestures with one hand, and finally raises his other hand in the air while speaking into the microphone.

> That's the same exact job.
> What gives, Leo? Now I know everybody's eager to get back to class
> But I thought it might break the ice if we had a little Q&A

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## 10:02–10:12

Ned Flanders stands at a wooden podium on a stage in front of a red curtain, with two older men seated behind him, while an audience fills the rows below. Homer, bald and heavyset in a white shirt, sits in the audience beside Carl, who has short dark hair, and a bearded man in a purple beanie and black skull t-shirt. Homer glances up and opens his mouth to speak, then the man in the purple beanie rises from his seat and stands, his back to the viewer, as Ned gestures from the podium toward the crowd. A tall American flag stands at the right edge of the stage.

> Dude ask a question or we'll have to go back to class
> Yeah,
> you I was wondering do you what's your

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## 10:12–10:24

A long-haired young man in a purple beanie and black t-shirt stands above a crowd of heads, first gesturing with his hand against his chest, then scowling and pressing his hand to his head, with a skull on his shirt. Ned Flanders, with a moustache, glasses and a green sweater over a pink collar, stands at a wooden podium with a microphone before a red curtain, smiling with closed eyes and then speaking.

> policy on No, lunch. Well,
> let me just say I want to put the stew back in students.

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## 10:24–10:36

A bald man in a navy suit and red tie, with grey hair at the sides, stands angrily beside a seated man in a brown suit and dark tie, in front of red curtains, then shakes his fists and scowls while the seated man glowers and fidgets. Rows of seated audience members in a school auditorium watch as a man in a green sweater stands at a wooden podium on the stage, and two small wooden chairs sit empty to the side, with a flag at the right edge.

> It's just a damn popularity contest with you kids.
> Now look what you've done, you little freaks.

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## 10:36–10:48

Apu, scowling behind the counter of the Kwik-E-Mart, watches as Milhouse, in a blue cap and glasses, and Bart, with spiky hair and an orange shirt, stand at a grey soda machine whose tall white foamy cone rises from its spout. Milhouse grimaces and Bart stares as the cone sinks and dissolves into a puff of white vapor, and the two boys then turn to face each other, with Milhouse speaking while Bart listens. The store's KWIK-E-MART sign and GIVE placards appear in the background.

> Young men, your gargantuan cone is making a mockery of our self-serve policy.
> Bart, look. It's Principal Skinner. and I think he's gone crazy.

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## 10:48–11:01

A non-regular man in an olive-green sweater and jeans, with dark hair and a pink basket of groceries, stands in the aisle of the Kwik-E-Mart beside Bart, who wears an orange shirt and has spiky hair. The man first has his back turned, then faces Bart, who looks up at him and talks nervously, with his eyes wide and his mouth open, before the scene closes on a close-up of Bart. Shelves of Duff Beer cans, jars and boxes fill the background beneath a Duff Beer sign, and a partly visible blue sign hangs over the right side.

> He's not wearing a suit or tie or anything.
> Principal Skinner, um,
> I'm real sorry about my dog getting you fired and biting you and then getting it
> on with your leg.

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## 11:01–11:14

Bart in his orange shirt and blue shorts and a man in a green sweater holding a pink basket appear in the Kwik-E-Mart, with Milhouse in glasses and Apu behind the counter joining them later. At first the man stands by the shelves of jars and cartons while Bart walks over to stand before him, then the man stands in the aisle with Bart and Milhouse beside him as Apu looks on. He gestures with one hand and then raises an index finger while smiling, and signs such as "EZ MONEY," "JACK POT," "BREAKFAST" and "HOT DOG" are visible in the store.

> Well, maybe it was for the best.
> Now I finally have time to do what I've always wanted, write the great American novel.
> Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through

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## 11:14–11:17

Apu, the Kwik-E-Mart owner with dark hair and a moustache, stands at the store counter beside a red slushie dispenser labeled RED, first with wide eyes and then narrowing them into a scowl. Beside him, a man with short dark hair and a green turtleneck sweater, who has no moustache or glasses, holds a pair of pink-handled items and talks with an open hand raised, then places his hand on his chest. Store shelves, a Jackpot poster, a Breakfast sign and cans line the background.

> advanced cloning techniques.
> I call it Billy and the Clonosaurus.

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## 11:17–11:26

Bart, with spiky hair and an orange shirt, and Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses, stand at the left of the Kwik-E-Mart beside an unnamed man in a yellow sweater, grey hair at the sides, and blue pants, who holds a pink basket. Apu, in a green shirt, stands behind the counter as the man lifts a doughnut toward him, then stands still while Apu gestures with open hands and then presses his hands together. Shelves of colorful packages, jars, and an 'E-Z MONEY' sign with 'EZ $' and 'AZY MONEY OUTLET' lettering fill the store.

> Oh, you have got to be kidding, sir.
> First you think of an idea that has already been done,
> and then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like.

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## 11:26–11:35

Apu, the dark-skinned Kwik-E-Mart clerk with black hair, a moustache, and a green shirt, stands behind the store counter, while a grey-haired man in a mustard sweater and jeans holds a pink shopping basket with two children beside him, including Bart in his orange shirt and a child with blue hair and glasses. Over the scene, Apu leans on the counter with his chin resting on his fist, then gestures with a hand, and finally leans forward with his mouth wide open in a shout while gripping a pink milk carton, as the customer stands still and watches. Shelves of jars, a donut-shaped clock on the wall, and a sign reading "E-Z MONEY" and "Lazy Money Outlet" are visible in the store.

> Didn't you think this... It's a bestseller list for 18 months.
> Every magazine cover had... Popular movies of all time, sir.
> What were you thinking?

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## 11:35–11:42

Bart, with spiky hair and an orange shirt, and Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses, stand beside a man in a green sweater holding a red basket at a store counter, while Apu, the dark-haired shopkeeper in a green shirt, looks at them from behind the counter. The scene then moves to the front of Springfield Elementary School, with an American flag on a pole beside the building's entrance. It ends on a door with a white sign reading "PRINCIPAL FLANDERS" taped on it.

> I mean, thank you. I'll come again.
> Bart, I've barely been here a good solid week, and you've been sent to my office 11 times.

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## 11:42–11:53

Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, sits on a green chair at a wooden desk across from Ned Flanders, who has a moustache, glasses and a green sweater and sits in a red armchair. In an office with a blue filing cabinet, three framed certificates on the wall and a pink bowl of peanut butter cups on the desk, Bart reaches into the bowl and eats while Ned gestures with one hand and talks, then Bart sits still and gazes at Ned before leaning back with his mouth open. In the final close-up, Bart's cheeks are puffed as he chews and glances sideways beside the pink bowl of peanut butter cups.

> And now that I have peanut butter cups, you seem to be getting in trouble every hour.
> Must have been a coincidence.

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## 11:53–12:07

Ned Flanders, in a green sweater with a moustache and glasses, sits behind a desk in a red chair while Bart Simpson, with spiky hair and an orange shirt, perches on a green chair across from him in an office lined with framed certificates, a pink bowl of candy on the desk. Ned gestures with an open hand, then picks up a white can while Bart looks on. The scene then shifts outside to the Springfield Laundromat, with a green-and-white striped awning, where a man in a yellow jacket stands by a drink machine holding a bottle among rows of washers.

> Anywho, Bart, you're gonna have to be punished.
> This isn't just some sort of clubhouse.
> Oh, sorry.
> Were you drinking Slice or Yoo-Hoo?
> Let's see.
> Tide.
> Cheer.

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## 12:07–12:11

A dark-haired, one-off man in a mustard sweater and blue jeans stands with his back to the viewer, hands clasped in front of him, facing a vending machine in a laundry room. A basket of colored laundry sits at his left, and teal dryers line the right side under a bulletin board. Over the moments, he slowly shifts his head and then opens his mouth as if speaking, while the snack packages in the machine, with labels such as FAB and WHAM, remain in place.

> Bold.
> Biz.

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## 12:11–12:24

A man with short brown hair and an olive turtleneck sweater stands outside a storefront with a teal door frame and a red awning, holding a small silver object in his cupped hand. He first glances sideways with a sober expression, then breaks into a wide toothy grin and raises the object toward the viewer. He then turns his gaze toward the window and steps into the doorway of the glass door, gesturing with one hand toward a small yellow figure visible behind the glass on the left, while a light-green table edge fills the foreground.

> Fab. all gain whisk.
> I believe today I will try...
> Bard, how are you? How's school?

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## 12:24–12:28

Bart Simpson, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt and blue shorts, is in a doorway with a green door frame and a tiled floor. He first peeks out from behind the door while balancing on a green-and-orange skateboard with purple wheels, then rolls out onto the sidewalk and stops. He then holds the skateboard against his body with both arms, smiling and talking, and stands in the doorway. Nothing else notable is visible beyond the storefront's blue window and sidewalk.

> Um, it's a lot of fun.

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## 12:28–12:39

Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands holding a skateboard on a checkered floor beside a laundry basket, facing an unnamed man with short dark hair, an olive-green sweater and blue jeans who stands by the basket with a vending machine behind him. Bart stands still and looks up at the man while the man stays upright, then the man crouches beside the basket with a smile, and in the final moment he raises one hand in a gesture toward the doorway while Bart listens. The glass storefront doors behind them show a street outside, and no on-screen text is visible.

> Hmm.
> Well, it was good to see you. It was? Well, then we should get together again.
> Say, Saturday at my house. Do you know where I live?

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## 12:39–12:51

Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, first looks sideways outside a glass door, then grins and peeks beside a purple door with a round knob. Inside the doorway, a brown-haired man in a blue suit and orange tie stands among spreading flames, glancing up and then swinging a brown shoe down toward the fire at his feet.

> Uh, no.
> Hmm.
> A flaming bag, eh?
> Well, these new Italian loafers will make short work of it.

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## 12:51–12:51

A dark, close-up view of a dark blue surface with several yellow flame-like shapes rising and drifting upward across the lower half, while a small sliver of a character with light blue and white clothing appears at the bottom left edge; no character can be clearly identified by name. The image then fades to an almost entirely black screen, with no visible movement or text.

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## 12:51–12:59

Bart, holding a green skateboard, stands on a checkered floor watching a man in a yellow-green sweater and jeans beside a laundry basket near a vending machine. A bald, stubbled man in a white shirt, Homer, appears in the glass doorway with a dark-haired woman in a black top and a cap, followed by a girl in green with red hair, and the woman raises a white object high in her hand as they come inside. Bart and the sweater-clad man keep watching while the group crosses the store entrance.

> Uh, I'm kind of busy on Saturday.
> Hey!
> We got skinners underpants! There's nothing you can do about it, Mr.

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## 12:59–13:06

Bart, a boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, stands on the left holding a skateboard, while a man in a yellow-green sweater and jeans stands beside a laundry basket of clothes near a vending machine. Through the glass doorway, a stocky figure in a white shirt and blue shorts, along with a long-haired dark-clothed woman and a red-haired girl in a green top, is gathered outside a building. The figures in the doorway move out of view as the man raises his arm and points out through the open doorway, and the outside path is left empty.

> X-Principal! That's not true. I can buy a new pair!

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## 13:06–13:13

A thin, brown-haired man in an olive-green turtleneck sweater, a one-off character rather than a regular, stands outside a shop holding a dark handheld device, first looking down at it and then speaking with his mouth open. He turns toward Bart Simpson, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, who stands at left looking worried and uneasy. The man grins at Bart while still holding the device, and Bart stares back wide-eyed before walking away up the driveway and onto the porch of a two-story house with a purple garage door. Beside the man, a rack of boxes labeled Tide and Biz is visible.

> No, I can't. I needed those. I really did.

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## 13:13–13:24

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands on a porch of a blue house with purple shutters and a dark purple door, first reaching toward the doorknob and then stepping back to look up. An elderly woman with lavender-grey hair, a purple dress and a maroon collar opens the door partway, watching him with a stern, sour expression. She then breaks into a wide, toothy grin while the door stays open, and Bart keeps looking up at her from the porch railing edge.

> Oh, you must be Seymour's friend.
> He's up in his room. Don't touch the wallpaper.

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## 13:24–13:33

A man with short dark hair, an olive sweater and blue jeans is in a living room with purple curtains, and Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, watches from the doorway. The man turns from the window and moves to a wooden dresser holding a reel-to-reel tape recorder, then stands by a desk with a fishbowl and waves a thin baton, mouth open as if singing. He then raises the baton toward a shelf of blue books while Bart looks on wide-eyed.

> Ba-ba-ba-bum!
> Now a little more allegro than last time.
> Bart!

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## 13:33–13:43

A man in an olive-green sweater and jeans, who is not one of the regular characters, stands in a bedroom beside a dresser with a film projector, holding a reel and gesturing while smiling. Bart, with spiky hair and an orange shirt, stands on a blue oval rug in front of a bed, a chair, and a purple door, below an American flag on the wall. The man grins and gestures toward Bart with his hand, then Bart looks up at him, and the man keeps smiling as the reel and a star-patterned blue blanket remain in view.

> Welcome!
> Can I offer you a diet caffeine-free Dr.
> Pepper or an individual fruit cocktail cup?
> Uh, I'll pass.
> Hey, what's this?

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## 13:43–13:52

Bart, with his spiky hair, stands in front of a green wall beside a man in an olive sweater, and both look up at a framed grey-toned photo of a military unit. In the photo, a figure in a cap stands saluting while shirtless and uniformed men crouch and kneel around him under a palm tree and clouds. The view moves in closer on the photo, with a purple medal, a folded cap hanging on a hook, and a handwritten index card with scribbled text pinned on the wall.

> Oh, that's my old unit from Vietnam.
> I was there, Sergeant. They were my loyal troops.
> That photo was taken shortly before I was shot in the back,
> which was very strange because it was during a Bob Hope show.

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## 13:52–14:00

Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, stands beside a man in an olive-green turtleneck sweater with dark swept-back hair, in a bedroom with a folded flag-patterned wall hanging, a purple door, and a blue star-patterned rug at the lower left. The man, who looks like Principal Skinner's neat-haired build but is not identified here, raises a hand to his chin at first while looking up and off to the side, then turns his head toward Bart as he speaks with an agitated expression and gestures with both hands. Bart glances sideways with a sullen, wide-eyed look. In the final moment the man stands with his arms folded at his waist, looking to the side with a wary expression while Bart stares ahead.

> I was trying to get Joey Heatherton to put on some pants, for God's sake.
> Seymour, your friend Bark is here.

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## 14:00–14:07

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands beside a thin, brown-haired man in an olive sweater inside a bedroom with an American flag on the wall and a blue star-patterned rug in front. The man keeps his eyes closed and then glances sideways with his eyes open while Bart stares with wide eyes and a flat expression. In the last moment the man closes his eyes and opens his mouth in a laugh while Bart looks off to the side.

> I know, Mother.
> Seymour, do you want me to tell you when it's 7.30?
> No, Mother. They're... Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

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## 14:07–14:17

A bald-headed, thin man in a green sweater and a white apron reading "Principals do it 9 months a year" grills sausages on a red barbecue with a long fork, first mouth open in laughter and then turning to talk and smile. Bart, with spiky hair and an orange shirt, lounges in a green-and-white striped lawn chair behind him, eyes wide and looking toward the man as the grill smokes and the sausages sizzle on the grate beside a purple-shuttered house.

> Ha, ha, ha, ha!
> Ned Flanders actually eliminated detention and put the whole school on the honor system?

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## 14:17–14:26

Bart, in an orange shirt and blue shorts, lounges in a green-and-white striped lawn chair beside a man with short greyish hair, a green sweater and a white apron printed PRINCIPALS DO IT 9 MONTHS A YEAR, who holds a grilling tool in a backyard with purple shutters and a hedge behind them. The man talks and laughs with his mouth open, then closes his eyes, while Bart sprawls back, laughs, and glances up at him. Both keep grinning and chuckling as the man gestures with the tool in hand.

> Yeah!
> And the teachers are afraid to leave the faculty lounge!
> Ha, ha, ha!
> Oh, that place must be falling apart!
> Ha, ha, ha!

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## 14:26–14:37

Bart Simpson, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt and blue shorts, lies back in a green-and-white striped lounge chair beside a blue wall and a dark hedge. A brown-haired man in an olive jacket and white collar, who is not identified, leans near a window at the left, eyes half-closed and smiling, while a white jagged streak appears by the hedge. Bart lifts one hand, then spreads both arms wide with a grimacing, wide-eyed expression as he sprawls in the chair.

> Oh, mercy!
> Nobody's mentioned me, have they?
> Uh, I thought I heard someone say your name in the cafeteria,
> but they might have been saying skim milk.

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## 14:37–14:48

A man in a green sweater and an apron printed with the word "PRINCIPAL" stands by a red barbecue, flipping a patty with a long spatula as smoke rises, then walks to a sunset beach where he and a spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts look at a large shell he holds up. A red crab clamps onto the man's head as he yells with his mouth wide open, and he flails his arms while the boy swings a stick at the crab.

> Yeah, yeah.
> Whoa!
> Yee!

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## 14:48–15:01

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands beside a man in an olive-green sweater and blue jeans, a one-off character with dark hair, while a mustached chef in a white toque and apron joins them in a restaurant with checkered tablecloths, bottle-lined shelves, and a potted plant. The man gestures toward the chef and the empty tables, then laughs with a raised hand as the chef wipes his hands with a towel, and finally rests his hand on Bart's shoulder as they stand near the bar and a doorway. Diners sit at the tables in the background, and no on-screen text is visible.

> I thought you might like this restaurant, Bart.
> They'll make a pizza pie with a topping of your choice.
> Hey, Simora! You want your usual table?
> No, no, Luigi.
> I'd like one with two seats. I'll be dining with a friend tonight.

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## 15:01–15:14

Bart Simpson in his orange shirt and blue shorts walks into a green-walled Italian restaurant with a grey-haired man in a green sweater and jeans, greeted by a chef in a white toque and coat with a large moustache who gestures and smiles near the bar of bottles. The pair then walks to a table covered with a red-and-white checkered cloth under a painting of the Leaning Tower of Pisa, and the man sits down across from Bart, who settles into his chair while the man talks, with a candle in a bottle between them. Meanwhile the green swinging kitchen doors open to reveal a pan and a cook inside, and a potted plant and a napkin dispenser stand by the table.

> Hey, good for you, eh?
> Mmm, it's real nice here. Hey, Salvatore, guess who's here?
> Mr.
> Cucurabanza and some real ugly kid.

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## 15:14–15:22

Nelson, the vest-wearing bully, grins in the foreground with his arms spread wide while a classroom descends into chaos at Springfield Elementary. Homer, bald and in a white shirt, is trapped in a hanging wooden birdcage from the ceiling, gripping the bars. A spiky-haired child on a pedestal at the chalkboard throws a paper airplane, which flies past the cage, as Lisa in her red dress runs across the room, a blue-haired boy with glasses hangs upside down near the top left, and a girl with violet hair sits at a desk. Scattered papers litter the floor below the alphabet border, and the scene opens on the school's exterior with its sign reading 'Springfield Elementary School' and an American flag.

> This is great.

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## 15:22–15:34

Milhouse, with blue hair and red-framed glasses, sits slumped back in a classroom chair with his feet up on a desk, squeezing a red ketchup bottle onto his red shirt and lap, while Bart, in an orange shirt, sits at a nearby desk with his hand to his chin. Over the sequence Milhouse keeps squeezing ketchup onto himself, grinning and then laughing, and a folded paper airplane sails across the room near the April calendar and the bulletin board covered in papers and a splattered stain. Bart's expression shifts to a worried look as a girl with pale hair (Lisa's classmate) leans forward at a desk beside him, and a crumpled paper ball flies into the corner at the right edge of the frame.

> Not only am I not learning, I'm forgetting stuff I used to know.
> And it's all thanks to you, Bart.
> Yeah, great.
> What's the matter?
> Don't you see, Milhouse? We've gone too far.

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## 15:34–15:44

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands at a classroom desk looking alarmed with his arms spread while a red chair and a paper airplane drift past, and a light-haired boy grips the bars of a cage holding a red bowl. At night, a man in a dark suit walks up the path toward the two-story Springfield Elementary School, its sign and doors lit under a full moon with an American flag nearby, then stops and stands still facing the entrance.

> We need Skinner back.
> My water dish is empty.

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## 15:44–15:51

A dark-haired man with a swept-back hairdo, dark suit, purple shirt and orange tie stands outdoors at night under a starry sky, with a blue-roofed house, trees and a wooden fence behind him. He keeps a sullen, frowning expression while his eyes drift from side to side and his head turns slightly to the left across the moment. He remains largely in place, with only small shifts in his gaze and posture, and no other objects or on-screen text appear.

> I learned to read because of you, Principal Skinner.
> Sir, I baked you these Raisin' Roundies.

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## 15:51–15:58

A thin-faced man with black swept-back hair, a dark suit, purple shirt and orange tie stands outdoors at night under a starry sky, with houses and trees behind him. He stares to the side with a sour, weary expression, then lifts a hand to his face, pinching his nose and grimacing with his eyes squeezed shut. He then lowers his hand and sighs with his eyes closed, while a blue-and-white object appears at the left edge of the scene.

> Principal Skinner, I got cursick in your office.

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## 15:58–16:09

Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and teal shorts, stands on the porch of a blue house with purple shutters, reaching toward a dark blue door, then faces an elderly woman with lavender-grey hair and a dark purple dress who opens the door and holds out a folded handwritten note, which Bart takes and reads. Before this, a man in a dark suit walks along a path toward the lit, two-storey Springfield Elementary School under a night sky with a full moon, with an American flag on a pole beside the building.

> Oh, you're Seymour's friend.
> Here, he left you this note.
> Dear Bart, your friendship during this difficult time will not be forgotten.

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## 16:09–16:23

Bart Simpson, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, reads a letter held up in yellow hands against a blue sky with green bushes and a white railing behind him. The handwritten letter, addressed to Bart and signed Sgt. Seymour Skinner, announces that he has reenlisted in the United States Army. Bart's eyes widen as he reads, and the view then shifts to a close-up of the paper, held by two hands against a dark blue-grey background, with the text reading 'meaning -- I've re-enlisted in the United States Army' and the signature 'Sgt. Seymour Skinner'.

> However,
> I've decided to return to the only thing besides school that has ever given my life
> meaning.
> I've reenlisted in the United States Army.
> Sincerely, Sergeant Seymour Skinner.

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## 16:23–16:29

Bart Simpson, in his red shirt and blue shorts, stands on a blue porch holding a sheet of paper, then clutches a pillow beside the purple front door. He then walks into a restaurant with red-and-white checkered tablecloths, where a chef in a white toque and moustache stands with a hand on his hip while Bart crosses the red floor toward the bar. At a foreground table, a man in a green sweater and glasses reads a menu and sips from a white cup.

> Hmm.
> Table for one.

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## 16:29–16:40

Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in the orange shirt, stands in a restaurant beside a mustached chef in a tall white toque and white apron who gestures with his hands and leans toward him. The chef then holds the back of a chair as Bart sits down at a round table with a red-and-white checkered cloth, a candle in a bottle, and a framed picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa on a green wall. Bart is left alone at the table, slumping with his chin resting on his hand beside a potted plant and a stand holding a white towel.

> Oh, you miss your friend, huh?
> Don't you worry, my cooking, shall I cheer you up?
> Hey, Salvatore! Give the ugly kid a playin' a rat crap!

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## 16:40–16:54

A stocky man with brown hair in a tan uniform with sergeant's stripes and a thin officer in a green uniform and cap stand outside a Quonset-style barracks, with a striped gate and the sign FORT SPRINGFIELD in the background. The scene starts from black, then two small figures walk along the path between the barracks before the view moves closer to the pair, where the officer gestures and speaks while the man in the tan uniform looks on with a flat expression.

> It's good to have another combat veteran around here.
> I myself received a number of medals for, uh,
> securing that Montgomery Ward in Kuwait City?
> Yes, Colonel.

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## 16:54–17:05

A drill sergeant in a wide-brimmed brown hat and tan uniform with sergeant stripes and a green-uniformed officer in a green cap stand outside rounded grey barracks on a base. The sergeant grins and talks with the officer, then both turn toward a yellow bus whose door opens as a heavyset young recruit in a pink shirt, purple cap and jeans steps down clutching a suitcase, while a dark-haired recruit in a white shirt waits beside the bus.

> Now,
> I understand it'll be my duty to mold the new recruits into a well-disciplined,
> highly-trained infantry unit. Sure, I guess.
> Here to come.
> Hey, where do I get my grenades at? They don't have down group toilets here no more,

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## 17:05–17:18

Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, sits behind a large desk in a principal's office, while Homer in his white shirt and blue pants and Marge with her tall blue beehive sit in chairs facing him. Earlier, a man in a brown hat and a lilac shirt and a red-capped man with a black mullet stand before a brick school building with purple trim, a flagpole and a sign above the orange doors. In the office, Homer leans forward with a hand raised near his face while Marge looks toward Ned, and a bowl of snacks, a lamp and a green trash can sit on the desk and floor. Framed certificates hang on the wall above the window.

> do they?
> Ned, Homer and I are a little concerned with the way the school's being run.
> Yes.

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## 17:18–17:31

Marge with her tall blue beehive and Homer, bald and wearing a white shirt, sit at a wooden desk in an office lined with shelves of binders, with a potted plant behind them. Homer, mouth open and teeth showing, sits beside Marge as Ned Flanders, with moustache, glasses and green sweater, sits in a red wingback chair at the desk; he gestures with one hand, then clasps his hands together and speaks earnestly. The final shot is a view of a tall gold-trimmed skyscraper rising above purple and blue buildings under a clear blue sky, with a small green figure visible at street level.

> Deeply concerned.
> Well, I may go a little bit easier than the old hickory dickory stick,
> but that's just because my dad was so hard on me when I was a boy.

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## 17:31–17:34

A man with swept-back brown hair and a green sweater sits at a cluttered office desk, holding a small black object while gesturing with his other hand, and papers lie scattered across the desk. He looks wide-eyed and startled as the black object slides among the papers, and a moustached man with glasses, a red-and-white striped shirt and a dark cap enters at the left foreground, facing him across the desk. Bookshelves and a window with a blue view sit behind them, and the scene opens on a purple apartment building with a potted plant in one window.

> What's he doing?

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## 17:34–17:42

Ned Flanders, with a moustache, glasses and a red-and-white striped sweater topped by a dark beret, stands at a classroom desk gesturing with both hands and then pressing his hands to his head, while a seated boy with brown hair and glasses in a green sweater looks up at him. A woman with a black bob and glasses in a black top and grey pants stands by the green door on the left, and a bongo drum sits beside Ned. Papers are scattered across the desk, and paper streamers hang from the ceiling near a window with blue-tinted panes and white blinds.

> Oh, man!
> Ned's building all over my poems. He's a real flat tire, I mean a cube, man.

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## 17:42–17:49

A moustached man in a beret and red-and-white striped shirt gestures with outstretched arms at a bespectacled boy in an olive sweater sitting at a cluttered desk, while a dark-haired woman in black with glasses watches from the doorway. The scene then shifts to an office where Ned Flanders, in a green sweater and glasses, sits behind a desk holding a bowl of snacks and gesturing with one hand as Homer, seen from behind in a white shirt, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, sit in chairs facing him. Papers lie on the desk, a green wastebasket sits at the side, and framed pictures hang on the wall.

> He's putting us on the train to Squaresville, Mona.

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## 17:49–18:00

A stern drill sergeant in a black campaign hat and grey-green uniform leads a line of six khaki-clad recruits in caps as they march in step past Quonset-style barracks under a blue sky. The sergeant stops, turns and jabs his finger at two recruits facing him, scowling and shouting, while a nervous, grimacing recruit looks on at the side. The scene takes place on a paved road beside green grass and the huts.

> I met a woman in Paris, France Had a big hole in her underpants Wait, wait, wait,
> wait, where did you pick up that filth? We heard Sergeant Clark's company singing it,
> sir Yes, well there will be no smut in my company You're in this man's army to learn

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## 18:00–18:10

A drill sergeant in a grey shirt, dark tie, and wide-brimmed black hat leads a squad of recruits in olive uniforms and caps past grey Quonset-style huts under a blue sky. The recruits first stand in a row lifting their knees in a marching drill while the sergeant stands with his hands on his hips, then they march forward together, and the sergeant turns to speak with a wide-open mouth and a startled look. Green trees, a doorway, and a grassy lawn fill the background, with no on-screen text.

> I don't know what I am told The Parthenon is mighty old How old?
> We don't know That's real good, but needs improvement

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## 18:10–18:20

A line of recruits in olive-green uniforms and caps marches in front of low, arched military-style buildings while a drill sergeant in a gray uniform, black campaign hat and necktie strides alongside them, then the scene cuts to the exterior of the Simpson house, a two-storey home with a brown roof, a red front door, an attached garage and a purple tree on the lawn. Inside, Bart, a boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, sits on a red couch in a pink room, holding and reading a stack of white papers beside a lamp on a teal side table.

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## 18:20–18:30

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, leans over the back of a dark red couch in a pink room beside Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, who holds a sheet of paper. A large yellow hand first holds up a photo of a uniformed man in a black hat standing before a flagpole and domed huts, and then the two siblings talk, with Lisa speaking while Bart grimaces, glances sideways and looks uneasy. The scene ends with Lisa's hand resting on the couch as Bart stares off to one side.

> Wow, I never thought Principal Skinner could become any more of a square,
> but there's the proof. It's weird, Lise.
> I miss him as a friend, but I miss him even more as an enemy.

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## 18:30–18:41

Lisa Simpson, with star-shaped spiky hair, a red dress and a pearl necklace, and Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stand in a pink room beside a dark wooden sofa and a framed sailboat picture. Lisa talks and gestures, first with her hands clasped and then pointing sideways with one finger, while Bart looks on with wide eyes, and a potted green plant sits in a wall niche behind them.

> I think you need Skinner, Bart.
> Everybody needs a nemesis. Sherlock Holmes had his Dr.
> Moriarty.
> Mountain Dew has its mellow yellow.
> Even Maggie has that baby with the one eyebrow.

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## 18:41–18:51

Maggie, the baby with a blue bow and pacifier, presses her hands against a window, then turns to face it and gestures with her palms out while a woman with curly grey-violet hair and a purple top peers wide-eyed from a car beside the house. Outside, a uniformed guard in a white helmet marked MP and glasses stands by a chain-link fence, holding a rifle and shifting his stance next to a sign reading FORT SPRINGFIELD PROUD HOME OF SECRET CIVILIAN MAIL-OPENING PROJECT.

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## 18:51–19:01

A man in a khaki uniform and cap kneels beside a purple mortar tube on a grassy range, lining it up and then calling out with his hands cupped to his mouth, with rows of white shells on the grass and barbed wire and a yellow guard tower behind him. A man in a black wide-brim hat and grey jacket with a microphone shouts toward the viewer. Binocular views show craters and smoke rising over a dusty field beneath clouds.

> Man on the range, change your trajectory.

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## 19:01–19:13

Three khaki-uniformed men kneel and aim tube-shaped launchers at a watchtower behind a barbed-wire fence, and a red beam shoots up from the rightmost launcher with a burst of sparks. Outside the Kwik-E-Mart, under a red KWIK-E-MART sign beside rows of gas pumps, a figure in an orange shirt stands by a fuel tanker truck marked GAS while two men wait on the store's steps. Apu, in a green jacket with black hair, stands beside a balding, mustached man in a white coat and purple shirt beneath the Kwik-E sign, and they glance sideways and upward at each other.

> Sixteen brand new gas pumps.
> At last we can compete with the gas angle.

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## 19:13–19:23

Bart Simpson, a spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands with his hands on his hips on a green field beside a stern man in a tan uniform, brown tie, and wide-brimmed dark hat, both in front of gray Quonset huts and a leafy tree under a blue sky. The man walks over and stands beside Bart, and a large red letter K appears floating above Bart's head, then drifts to the right near the huts as the man turns toward him. The scene then cuts to close-ups of the man in his hat, first grimacing with clenched teeth and a sideways glance, then with eyes shut and mouth open as he speaks, with a gray hut and window behind him.

> If there was some way to get rid of Flanders, would you want to come back?
> I must admit, I do miss the school.
> And, frankly, the army isn't quite as I remembered it.

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## 19:23–19:34

Bart stands on a grassy army base beside a green tank, with a uniformed sergeant in a wide-brimmed hat and two soldiers in green caps, one waving from the turret, and Quonset huts behind them under a blue sky. A tin can, first seen tumbling through the air, lands on the grass as the sergeant looks down at Bart and then slides his eyes sideways. The view then closes in on the sergeant's face as he glances to the side, presses his lips together and clenches his teeth in a grimace.

> Of yours, Sergeant!
> Actually, it's exactly as I remembered it.
> I do want to come back, Bart, but... doesn't sound like Flanders is going to get fired.

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## 19:34–19:41

Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands on a grassy lawn in front of gray Quonset-style huts and trees, his eyes wandering sideways and his mouth opening into a grin, then settling into a sly, half-lidded smirk. Beside him, a stern-faced man in a black fedora, gray suit and dark tie looks sideways with narrowed eyes and pursed lips, glancing over as Bart keeps his smug expression. The scene stays still apart from the shifting eyes and expressions, with no visible objects or on-screen text.

> Oh, I think I could get him fired.
> I got you fired, didn't I?
> Yes.
> Now you realize, if I become principal again, we can no longer be friends.

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## 19:41–19:49

Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, stands outdoors under a blue sky beside an older man in a black hat, grey short-sleeved uniform shirt, dark tie and a green sleeve patch, with a grey Quonset-style building and green grass behind them. The man has his arm around Bart's shoulder and talks while gesturing with one hand, his mouth opening and closing and his expression shifting from a stern look to a grimace and a tight grin. Bart looks up at him with a steady gaze that turns into a narrow-eyed, sidelong scowl by the end.

> Unless you become a good student.
> Hmm.

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## 19:49–19:56

Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands outdoors beside an older man in a black wide-brimmed hat, a grey short-sleeved uniform with pockets, a dark tie and a green armband, whose arm rests around Bart's shoulder. Against a bright blue sky with white clouds, a grey domed building with a small window and a green lawn sit behind them. The man's eyes shift and he speaks with his mouth open while looking down at Bart, then glances sideways and up, and Bart, wide-eyed, looks ahead and then opens his mouth to speak.

> That's probably never going to happen.
> Well, we'll always have the laundromat.
> Yeah.

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## 19:56–20:08

Homer, bald in a white shirt and blue pants, and Bart, in an orange shirt, are in Bart's pink bedroom with a purple bed and a Krusty the Clown poster, and a uniformed man in a tan shirt, tie and sergeant's sleeve stripe joins them. The scene opens on the lit two-story house at night under a starry sky with snow on the lawn, then moves inside as the uniformed man enters through the arched doorway, grips the doorknob, and stands talking with Homer and Bart, who sit and listen with worried looks. Notable objects include a framed picture on the wall, a red bedpost, and a bottle on the dresser.

> What's he doing here? Well, once he found out we were going to get Ned Flanders fired,
> he insisted on helping.
> That is true.

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## 20:08–20:18

Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands in the foreground of a school room with pink walls, while three green mutant creatures lurk behind a blue counter in the background. Bart's eyes shift and roll as he glances sideways, grins, then sets his mouth in a scowl and raises a fist beside his face, and finally smirks with half-closed eyes. A tall figure in a grey suit stands at the right edge. In the last moment, Principal Skinner, with neat grey hair and a suit, appears at the right, looking wide-eyed and speaking with his mouth open beside a framed picture of a cloudy sky and a pencil.

> Here's the plan.
> Once Chalmers comes for his next inspection and sees how crappy the school has gotten,
> he'll fire Ned on the spot. Uh, one question remains, how do I get out of the army?

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## 20:18–20:30

Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, gestures and talks in his bedroom with pink walls while a uniformed man with grey hair and a black tie stands before him, beside a green lizard-like toy on a striped dresser. The uniformed man smiles and speaks, then a close-up shows a grinning man with dark hair and a dark tie glancing sideways. The scene then moves to a closed brown arched door beneath a framed rocket picture, and finally to a brick school building with a flag on a pole under a blue sky.

> No problemo. Just make a pass at your commanding officer.
> Done and done.
> And I mean done.
> What's going on in there?
> Nothing!

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## 20:30–20:36

Bart, in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands at a blue door in a green hallway with his hand on the knob while a bald man in a dark suit and red tie watches from the doorway beside a blue cabinet. The scene shifts to a classroom where a bald man in a red-and-white shirt holds a red book in the foreground, a spiky-haired boy stands near the blackboard, and papers litter the floor under an alphabet border. Finally, a bald man in a white undershirt sits inside a hanging birdcage decorated with a windmill picture and pink vase with white daisies, shifting and raising a hand to his face as the alphabet border runs behind him.

> Correa d'Or a guarda!
> Come on, Chalma, you fired Skinner for less than this.

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## 20:36–20:44

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands beside a blue door at the left, gesturing with one hand and looking up with wide eyes. Beside him, a bald, heavyset man with grey hair at the sides, a navy suit, a red tie and a red pocket square stands in a doorway with half-lidded eyes, speaking, then tightening into a faint smirk. The doorway has a green frame and a dark wall behind the men, and the scene stays still apart from Bart's raised hand and the man's changing expression.

> Yeah, I did, but Skinner really bugged me.
> Besides, the way America's public schools are sliding,

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## 20:44–20:52

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands at left beside a blue door with a window while Principal Skinner, the neat grey-haired man in a navy suit and red tie, stands in the open doorway at right. Skinner begins by talking with one hand raised and a finger at his chin, then folds his arms across his chest with a stern, skeptical look, then resumes speaking with a hand at his chin and a wide-open mouth. He ends with a smug, closed-mouth grin with his arms still folded, while Bart watches him wide-eyed and unmoving. In the final moment Skinner has turned partly away from Bart, with his back toward the viewer, and lockers are visible behind him.

> they'll all be this way in a few months.
> I say lay back and enjoy it. It's a hell of a toboggan ride.
> Well, cockily doodly do, little buddies.

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## 20:52–21:05

Mr. Burns, the frail, stooped old man with a hooked nose and grey hair at the sides, wearing a dark suit and red tie, stands against a green wall. In the opening moments a pinkish wall-mounted box with a grated vent sits on the green wall beneath an orange-tiled walkway, unchanged in position. Burns then glances sideways with a sly, sceptical look, his eyes narrowing as he turns back, and his mouth opens in a stern, scowling speech.

> Let's thank the Lord for another beautiful school day.
> Thank the Lord? Thank the Lord?
> That sounded like a prayer.
> A prayer.
> A prayer in a public school.
> God has no place within these walls,

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## 21:05–21:14

Principal Skinner, a neat grey-haired man in a dark blue suit, first stands in close profile talking with his mouth open, then appears in a tighter view with his eyes narrowed and teeth bared, and finally turns his back to the viewer at a doorway as Bart, a spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, looks on with wide eyes beside a blue door. Inside the doorway are grey metal lockers and a green wall, and Skinner raises a fist toward the locker area as the scene ends.

> just like facts have no place within organized religion.
> Simpson, you get your wish.
> Flanders is history.

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## 21:14–21:27

Principal Skinner, in a navy suit with grey hair at the sides, and Ned Flanders, with a moustache, glasses and green sweater, stand in a school hallway of grey lockers while a small boy in a white shirt and red shorts watches from nearby. Ned gestures with an open hand, then reaches out to grip Skinner's shoulder while Skinner frowns, and later Ned raises a hand to his chin as the boy stays close by the lockers. In the opening moment, a red-haired figure in green overalls stretches one arm toward the lockers, which are scrawled with graffiti reading "MDH" and "kool stink".

> Well, I really enjoyed my time here, Superintendent.
> May the Lord bless and keep you. Now take it outside, God boy.
> Oakley-dokley.
> Dirksen took in your shirt. Jaffe spit out that gum.

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## 21:27–21:41

Principal Skinner, in a blue suit and tie, stands at a row of gray lockers with Bart, a spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, while a bald older man in a dark blue jacket faces a heavy man in a brown suit who scowls and clenches his fists. The two men then stand side by side in the hallway, the heavy man glaring while the older man looks sideways, and Skinner later stands with his hands on his hips and a faint smile as Bart watches him from the lockers.

> You really think it's a good idea to give that freak his job back?
> Ah, he seems to know the students' names.
> So... I guess we're enemies again. I guess.

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## 21:41–21:49

Principal Skinner, in a blue suit with a purple shirt and orange tie, stands in a school hallway of blue lockers with his arm around Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt. Skinner pulls Bart into a hug with eyes closed and smiling while Bart's eyes are shut and his mouth is open. Bart then looks over at a paper sign reading "KICK ME" pinned to the back of Skinner's jacket as Skinner turns and walks away down the hall.

> Thanks, Bart.
> Yeah.

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## 21:49–22:00

Bart Simpson, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, stands in a school hallway lined with blue lockers, holding a sign reading "Teach me." He glances sideways in the first moment, then walks away down the corridor past the lockers under overhead ceiling lights, his sneakers moving with each step. The scene then fades to black, where white credit text appears: "Executive Producer DAVID MIRKIN," followed by "Executive Producers JAMES L. BROOKS, MATT GROENING, SAM SIMON," with the last card fading into darkness.

> Oh, mercy.

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## 22:00–22:11

No Simpsons characters appear in this sequence; it is a black title card background with no people, setting, or action. Over five successive frames, gold hand-lettered credits appear one after another in the centre of the screen: first "JULIE KAVNER", then "YEARDLEY SMITH", then "HANK AZARIA", then "Special Guest Voice MARCIA WALLACE", and finally a block reading "Also Starring DORIS GRAU, PAMELA HAYDEN, TRESS MACNEILLE, MAGGIE ROSWELL, RUSSI TAYLOR, FRANK WELKER" against the black background.

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## 22:11–22:22

No Simpsons characters appear in this moment; the scene is a black background with gold, hand-lettered credits shown one after another. First, the text reads Animation Executive Producer PHIL ROMAN, then it changes to Executive Consultant BRAD BIRD, followed by Story Editor BOB KUSHELL, then Staff Writers BILL CANTERBURY and DAVID S. COHEN, and finally Theme by DANNY ELFMAN.

> Thank you.

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## 22:22–22:33

No characters appear in this sequence; it is a black closing credits roll of plain gold text on a black background. First, the words "Casting by BONITA PIETILA" are centered on screen, then they give way to "Editors MARK McJIMSEY DON BARROZO," followed by "Post Production Coordinator ALISON ELLIOTT" with the dialogue sound editors Bobby Mackston, Mark McJimsey and Terry Greene listed beneath. Next, a list of credits appears with names aligned to the right, including Jacqueline Sillo, Greg Cheever, Randy Piotroski, Louise Jaffe, Skywalker Sound, Laser-Pacific and a Dolby Surround logo, before the final card reads "Animation Produced by FILM ROMAN, INC."

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## 22:33–22:44

No characters appear in this moment; the scene is a black closing credits sequence with no Simpsons regulars or one-off characters visible. It opens on a black screen with gold text reading "Overseas Production by AKOM STUDIOS N.J. KIM," which gives way to credit lists under headings such as "Character Layout Artists," "Background Layout Artists," "Animation Timing," and "Lip Sync," naming people like Chris Clements, Lance Kramer, David Bastian and Kent Holaday. The credits continue with "Color Design Supervisor," "Painters," "Animation Camera" and "Production Assistants" lists, then a screen reading "Production Accountant ANTHONY R. REYES," and finally "Executive Creative Consultant JAMES L. BROOKS" on black, with the names set in the same gold lettering throughout.

> Shh.

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## 22:44–22:54

Silhouetted audience members sit in rows of seats in a dark theater, with one large-haired figure in the left foreground, and none of them can be clearly identified. A blue projector beam spreads across the screen, showing the white words GRACIE FILMS, and then a gold 20th Television logo appears with searchlight beams rising behind its building. The scene then fades to black.

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