# Summer of 4 Ft. 2

The Simpsons, season 7, episode 25 (S07E25), first aired May 19, 1996.
Written by Dan Greaney. Directed by Mark Kirkland. Production code 3F22.
Guest stars: Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Krabappel; Christina Ricci as Erin.
Couch gag: Fax Machine.

When nobody at Springfield Elementary will sign her yearbook, Lisa uses the family's stay at Ned Flanders' Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport beach house to remake herself as a cool kid and hide her bookish side. She wins over a group of local skateboarders, among them Erin, but a jealous Bart exposes her by showing them the yearbook. Her new friends accept the real Lisa anyway.

Who's in it: Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Marge Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Milhouse Van Houten, Principal Skinner, Ned Flanders, Mrs. Krabappel, Nelson Muntz, Martin Prince, Ralph Wiggum, Lou, Lewis Clark, Wendell Borton, Richard, Miss Hoover, Maude Flanders, Rod Flanders, Kearney Zzyzwicz, Sherri Mackleberry, Terri Mackleberry, Nina Skalka, Janey Powell, Adrian Belew, Becky Shorter, Sophie Jensen, Girl with glasses, Long-haired girl, Jaffee Ziswhisky, Buck-toothed boy, Buck-toothed girl, Lewis' lookalike, Boy with shades, Chuck Berger, Wanda, Allison Taylor, John Wilkes Booth, Boy with freckles, Jessica Lovejoy, Samantha Stanky, Beezee, Ben, Benzine girl, Carousel Operator, Dean, Erin, Gore Vidal, Ice Cream Manager, Li'l Valu-Mart clerk, Pippi Longstocking, Rick, The Mad Hatter.

Every line said in the episode, and when. Its moments aren't described yet. The dialogue is from the episode's subtitles.

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## Every line

- 0:04 The Simpsons
- 0:29 Hey, Bart, summer's almost here.
- 0:31 Which kind of sprinkler do you like? The one that goes like this?
- 0:38 Or the one that goes like this.
- 0:43 Oh, and there's this one.
- 0:48 It's the last day of school, Milhouse. Try to show some dignity.
- 0:58 Gentlemen, start your time.
- 1:07 School's out! Up your cravado!
- 1:14 I'm glad the rest of you remembered that summer vacation starts at the end of the day,
- 1:19 not the beginning.
- 1:20 There you go, ma'am. Hmm.
- 1:23 Quick work. How'd you know he was gonna run?
- 1:25 We've got someone on the inside.
- 1:35 The reward for a year's worth of toil and sacrifice.
- 1:40 Retro Spectacus.
- 1:47 The leather oleum covers were worth the extra money.
- 1:51 You can smell the benzene. Oh, when the kids see these layouts in font,
- 1:56 you're going to be the most popular girl in school.
- 1:59 You know something, Beezy? I think you're right.
- 2:03 And so, as Abraham Lincoln sat in Ford's theater that night,
- 2:07 John Wilkes Booth entered, drew his gun, and...
- 2:11 Well, that's it. Have a nice summer, everyone.
- 2:14 But what happened in Ford's theater?
- 2:17 Was President Lincoln okay?
- 2:19 He was fine.
- 2:24 Go home, Ralph.
- 2:25 In the beginning of the school year, each of you received a colored ticket.
- 2:29 I hope everyone still has theirs.
- 2:33 Who died and made you, boss? Mr. Estes, the publications advisor.
- 2:38 I edited the whole thing.
- 2:40 If you hadn't done it, some other loser would have, so quit milking it.
- 2:52 Hey, will you guys sign my yearbook?
- 3:14 This is Becky.
- 3:15 She's in the second grade.
- 3:17 Hi, Becky. Thanks for coming out.
- 3:21 See ya.
- 3:22 He writes the way people talk.
- 3:26 Your daughter is named Seymour?
- 3:29 Well, I lied.
- 3:32 It's for me.
- 3:36 I don't get it.
- 3:37 Straight A's, perfect attendance, bathroom timer.
- 3:40 I should be the most popular girl in school.
- 3:46 Homer, I'm in a rhubarb of a pickle of a jam here.
- 3:49 I was all set to go off on vacation when I get called up for jury duty.
- 3:53 Oh, it's a corker of a case.
- 3:55 Seems a man drove up onto a traffic island and hit a decorative rowboat full of geraniums.
- 4:01 Now, they're trying it as a maritime offense.
- 4:03 So, anywho, how'd you like to use my beach house?
- 4:06 Free of charge.
- 4:08 I only get two weeks of vacation a year,
- 4:10 and you want me to spend it in your lousy beach house?
- 4:13 Well, if it'll seal the deal, I'll take a look at your septic tank.
- 4:19 See if I can get her humming again.
- 4:20 Deal.
- 4:21 See, Flanders? You give a little, you get a little.
- 4:26 Hello, Mr. Brown Ground. What you got for me?
- 4:28 And you're sure the Flanderses won't be there?
- 4:32 Well, it sounds great.
- 4:34 Bart, you can invite Milhouse.
- 4:36 Lisa, you can bring a friend, too.
- 4:38 Hey, great, a friend.
- 4:42 Or companion Or stuffed animal
- 4:48 Well, did you call one of your friends?
- 4:50 Friends?
- 4:51 These are my only friends Grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal And even he's kissed more boys
- 4:57 than I ever will Girls, Lisa Boys kiss girls
- 5:02 Mom, why don't I have any friends?
- 5:04 We have each other When I was a lonely little girl I always dreamed that someday Today my
- 5:09 daughter would be my best friend.
- 5:12 We are best friends, Mom. But I'm a kid.
- 5:16 I need friends my own age, too.
- 5:18 Honey, you make plenty of friends. All you have to do is be yourself.
- 5:24 Be myself?
- 5:25 I've been myself for eight years and it hasn't worked.
- 5:28 Look at all these dorky clothes.
- 5:30 A bathing cap.
- 5:32 Nose plugs.
- 5:34 A microscope at the beach? Ugh!
- 5:37 What was I thinking?
- 5:43 Mom, I'm gonna tighten Milhouse's straps.
- 5:45 He's fidgeting again.
- 5:48 Lisa, let's go!
- 5:54 Somebody's traveling light.
- 5:56 Maybe you're getting stronger.
- 5:58 Well, I have been eating more.
- 6:05 Please bye-bye to our house, Maggie.
- 6:07 Bye-bye, tree. Bye-bye, job.
- 6:10 Bye-bye, toothbrush.
- 6:12 Bye-bye, Lisa Simpson.
- 6:21 When the hell are we going to get to... Where the hell are we going?
- 6:26 It's called Little Pogmata Squamset Port.
- 6:29 It's known as America's Scrad Basket.
- 6:32 I thought Springfield was America's Scrad Basket.
- 6:34 No, Springfield is America's crud bucket.
- 6:38 At least according to Newsweek.
- 6:50 Well diddly Elkham Simpsons.
- 6:53 Oh, geez.
- 6:54 He actually wrote diddly. That was thoughtful.
- 6:57 I left a few helpful notes around our house.
- 7:01 Oh, God.
- 7:05 Put food in me. I'll take that.
- 7:11 Well, duh.
- 7:13 With what, Ned?
- 7:22 Nice try, Todd.
- 7:26 Isn't this fun, honey? It must be exciting to make a different set of beds.
- 7:31 I know you're joking, but it is!
- 7:33 Say, why don't you put on your swimsuit and head for the beach?
- 7:37 Well, it's kind of funny.
- 7:38 With all the craziness and confusion and mishegas of packing, I forgot to pack!
- 7:44 Lisa, that's not at all like you.
- 7:46 Exactly.
- 7:48 I forgot my swimsuit, too.
- 7:50 But I improvise.
- 7:53 Hello!
- 8:00 Uh, Mom, I'm kind of trying to go for a different look this year.
- 8:04 Oh, okay.
- 8:08 How about this adorable sun suit? It has a starfish on the fanny,
- 8:13 and it comes with its own pail.
- 8:15 Mom, come here! Bring money!
- 8:23 So, where do you want to show off your new hip togs?
- 8:26 The Sherbert Shop? The Candle District?
- 8:28 Big Sue's Tap Water Cafe?
- 8:31 Um, if it's okay with you, Mom, I'd rather go find some kids.
- 8:35 Oh.
- 8:37 Okay.
- 8:40 You'll be my friend. I'm never, never gonna let you get away.
- 8:48 Last one in as a yearbook editor.
- 8:51 Full speed ahead.
- 8:52 Prepare to dive.
- 8:54 Dive!
- 8:58 It's low tide, boys.
- 9:06 I wonder where all the kids are.
- 9:10 Hey, a library!
- 9:12 No, I can't. That's the old nerdy Lisa.
- 9:16 Lisa, read about my adventures in the South Seas and make me live again.
- 9:22 We've got periodicals on microfiche.
- 9:27 Won't you join our tea party?
- 9:30 It would be ever so... Don't do it, Lisa!
- 9:33 It's a trick!
- 9:34 Run!
- 9:39 I don't see any kids at all. It's like they ditched me in advance.
- 9:44 So he goes like...
- 9:47 I can totally hear him going that.
- 9:50 Only kids are that incoherent.
- 9:54 Oh, my God!
- 9:58 So my mom tried to take me to some candle place, but I'm all like no way
- 10:05 Like you know, whatever like you know, whatever hey, what?
- 10:13 Okay, okay, okay, not your fault. It's a bird thing.
- 10:16 You don't control the birds you will someday, but not now
- 10:21 Hi.
- 10:22 Sup.
- 10:22 Who's that?
- 10:23 I don't know. Some kid. Hey, I like your hat.
- 10:27 A compliment.
- 10:28 Scanning for sarcasm.
- 10:30 It's clean.
- 10:32 Go!
- 10:33 Thanks.
- 10:35 Um, you guys skate?
- 10:38 Try to. The cops always confiscate our boards.
- 10:42 Yeah, and you just know they're using them like five minutes later down at the station.
- 10:46 I think I know a place you can skate that's virtually deserted.
- 10:52 Like, you know, whatever.
- 10:55 All right.
- 10:57 Okay.
- 11:02 Hey, this place rocks.
- 11:03 What'd you say your name was?
- 11:05 Didn't. It's Lisa.
- 11:06 I'm Erin.
- 11:07 So how'd you know about this place?
- 11:09 You into books?
- 11:10 Me?
- 11:11 Unlikely.
- 11:12 My goony brother's always going to libraries.
- 11:15 I usually hang out in front. Oh, you like hanging out too?
- 11:19 Well, it beats doing stuff.
- 11:21 Yeah, stuff sucks.
- 11:23 Hey, you can use my board.
- 11:26 Okay, thanks.
- 11:29 That's very, um, rad of you.
- 11:39 Hey, Bart, Lisa's skateboarding with some cool kids.
- 11:42 and she looks like Blossom.
- 11:45 Lisa?
- 11:46 With people?
- 11:48 If they're impressed by her, I'm gonna bart their world.
- 11:52 Okay, Milhouse, you know the drill.
- 11:53 Right.
- 11:54 You go over and wild them. I hide in the shrubs.
- 12:00 Hot stuff coming through.
- 12:06 My friendship, you know you want it.
- 12:10 That kid, like, tries too hard. Shaw, the whole thing smacks of effort, man
- 12:16 That's my dorky little brother, Bart
- 12:19 Tholomew
- 12:20 Like, who does he think he is with that slingshot in his back pocket?
- 12:23 Dennis the Menace?
- 12:29 How'd it go? Are we down with him?
- 12:31 No, they must have seen you
- 12:36 Aw, why do we have to play this lousy old game?
- 12:39 Because I was the only one in the house Come on, Homer.
- 12:42 Open the door for your mystery date.
- 12:45 Ooh, captain of the football team. He's a dreamboat.
- 12:50 Don't wait up, Marge.
- 12:52 Okay, Bart. Your turn, your turn.
- 13:00 You got the dud!
- 13:03 Hey, he looks just like you, Poindexter.
- 13:07 How come Lisa doesn't have to play? Why does she get to hang out with her friends?
- 13:11 You got friends, you got the dud right here.
- 13:14 Stand up for yourself, Poindexter.
- 13:23 Wow, Lisa.
- 13:24 I never appreciated all this, like, sea junk before.
- 13:27 Hey, that clam's got legs. That's a hermit crab.
- 13:30 When she outgrows her old shell, she finds a new one that's a better fit.
- 13:34 Don't be afraid, little friend.
- 13:36 You'll be the most popular crab on the beach.
- 13:38 Aw, a gift from my favorite crustacean.
- 13:42 Um, did you learn that word from a teacher or something?
- 13:46 No.
- 13:47 No, I heard it on Baywatch.
- 13:50 Oh, cool.
- 13:52 Baywatch.
- 13:53 Tablehouse, man.
- 13:58 I'll bet this place sells illegal fireworks.
- 14:00 Just go in and act casual like you buy them all the time.
- 14:07 I, um, let me have one of those porno magazines.
- 14:12 Large box of condoms, a bottle of old Harper,
- 14:16 couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks,
- 14:19 and one of those disposable enemas.
- 14:22 Uh, nah, make it two.
- 14:23 My apologies, sir,
- 14:25 but the sale of fireworks is prohibited in this state and is punishable by a...
- 14:29 Follow me.
- 14:35 Any red-blooded flag-feeding American would love the M320.
- 14:42 Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it.
- 14:46 All right.
- 14:47 Pretty cool your mom to let us hang out here.
- 14:49 Totally.
- 14:50 Not like my mom. She'd be butting in with Rice Krispie squares and Tang.
- 14:55 My dad's all stoked because today's the 4th of July.
- 14:58 He woke me up at dawn to take a loyalty oath.
- 15:02 My mom's French, so we only celebrate Bastille Day Well,
- 15:07 we could do something fun Um, how about a beach party?
- 15:11 Oh, great idea, Lise Yeah,
- 15:12 I know where there's a beach I know where we could get some baguettes
- 15:16 Gee, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight,
- 15:19 Homer But count me out Didn't you buy any meat?
- 15:23 Heh heh, this baby's sure to kill something Okay now,
- 15:27 everybody Stand back while I celebrate freedom Bart, give me your matches.
- 15:33 Fresh out. No lighter?
- 15:35 Nothing?
- 15:38 Wait.
- 15:39 I got it.
- 15:52 The beer!
- 16:10 Oh, this is the worst Fourth of July ever.
- 16:13 I hate America.
- 16:14 Come on, Milhouse, let's go down there. I don't think you should.
- 16:17 Let Lisa be alone with her new friends.
- 16:20 They're my friends, rightfully. She only got them by copying me.
- 16:23 Don't have a cow, man.
- 16:25 See? That's my expression.
- 16:27 Oh, you haven't said that in four years.
- 16:29 Let Lisa have it. It's the principal. She's got to learn.
- 16:34 No.
- 16:34 Now park your keister, meester.
- 16:39 Ay, caramba!
- 16:44 Hey, Lisa, I made something for you. It's a friendship bracelet.
- 16:48 For me?
- 16:50 Wow, my first real friend.
- 16:52 Chip bracelet.
- 16:54 I don't have anything for you.
- 16:57 Except this necklace I made. Oh, cool.
- 17:00 Thanks.
- 17:02 Hey, Cinnamon Dental Floss.
- 17:04 I just know we're going to be friends forever.
- 17:12 So, Lisa has a friend.
- 17:15 We'll see about that.
- 17:18 Bart!
- 17:19 I need my glasses.
- 17:23 Nice doggie.
- 17:36 I'm dizzy!
- 17:38 I'm nauseous!
- 17:40 But I'm popular!
- 17:48 What's he doing here?
- 17:50 My yearbook. No!
- 17:55 Hey, you guys. You want to see how cool Lisa Simpson really is?
- 17:59 Check this out. Miss Perfect Attendance.
- 18:03 Grammar Rodeo Head Buckaroo.
- 18:05 The French Table.
- 18:07 Ooh-la-la.
- 18:12 Teacher's pet?
- 18:25 Hey, Lise.
- 18:28 I guess my little yearbook stunt was pretty rough But it did teach you a lesson
- 18:33 It's important to be yourself
- 18:37 I know exactly who I am I am the sister of a rotten, jealous,
- 18:42 mean little sneak You cost me my only friends You ruined my
- 18:48 life Hey kids, there's a carnival tonight Oh boy,
- 18:54 a carnival
- 19:07 Kids, stop that! Don't make me get the carny!
- 19:13 Hey, Lisa, make friends with this!
- 19:17 Hey!
- 19:20 Help!
- 19:24 Remember, kids, there's no need to burn.
- 19:27 Just enjoy the ride.
- 19:38 Oh!
- 19:53 Lisa, wait!
- 19:59 Being myself didn't work.
- 20:01 Being someone else didn't work.
- 20:04 Maybe I just wasn't meant to have friends.
- 20:07 Lisa is going to freak when she sees this.
- 20:10 Well, hurry up. They'll be back soon.
- 20:14 Lisa!
- 20:16 Okay, you found out I'm an overachieving bookworm.
- 20:19 So whatever mean prank you're pulling, just finish it up and send me a Polaroid.
- 20:24 I'm going to sleep.
- 20:25 Wait, Lisa. Look!
- 20:35 Cool, huh?
- 20:36 Well, now you can take the beach with you wherever you go.
- 20:39 Uh, but don't drive at night.
- 20:41 Does this mean you still want to be friends?
- 20:44 Even though I tried to cover up my nerdish leanings?
- 20:47 Look, we don't care who you were.
- 20:50 You can't fake the kind of good person that you are.
- 20:53 Yeah, you taught us about cool things like nature and why we shouldn't drink seawater.
- 20:59 This is the most thoughtful thing anybody ever...
- 21:02 Sweet, merciful crap!
- 21:04 My car!
- 21:08 The polite thing to do would have been to clean the shelves first.
- 21:12 Shoo!
- 21:13 Shoo! I guess I should give this back to you.
- 21:16 I showed it to your friends again before we left.
- 21:19 Bart!
- 21:20 Look inside.
- 21:27 Oh, thanks, Bart.
- 21:30 I signed it, too.
- 21:34 Uh-huh.
- 21:39 Well, get a last look at the beautiful ocean scenery, kids.
- 21:53 SITTING IN MY CAR
- 22:30 Won't be long Till summertime is Summertime is through
- 22:37 Every now and then We hear all your stuff
- 22:48 We'll be right back.