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Homer sits on a bar stool while Moe stands behind the bar holding a bottle labeled GIN and a white rag

The Simpsons, “The Homer They Fall” (season 8, episode 3), 5:07–5:19

Homer sits on a bar stool while Moe stands behind the bar holding a bottle labeled GIN and a white rag
The only thing a loser like me is good for is taking beatings.

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What happens

Homer, the bald, heavy man with a bandage on his head and a white shirt, sits on a bar stool while Moe, the grey-haired bartender in a blue vest and bow tie, stands behind the bar holding a bottle labeled GIN and a white rag. Moe dabs at Homer's head or hand with the rag, then leans in and talks to him while his expression changes from a stern look to an open-mouthed, animated speech. Bottles and glasses line the shelves behind them in the dim tavern.

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What's said

  1. 5:05 The only thing a loser like me is good for is taking beatings.
  2. 5:10 There you go. That's the spirit.
  3. 5:12 Homer, I've seen prize fighters couldn't take a punch half as good as you.
  4. 5:16 You know, boxing might be right up your alley.

Before and after

  1. Homer sits on a bar stool while Moe dabs at Homer's head with a white cloth

    Before · 5:01

  2. Homer Simpson sits at the bar in the first frame, then stands beside Moe, the grey-haired…

    After · 5:25