# My Sister, My Sitter

The Simpsons, season 8, episode 17 (S08E17), first aired March 2, 1997.
Written by Dan Greaney. Directed by Jim Reardon. Production code 4F13.
Couch gag: Wave.

Lisa starts a babysitting business that takes off after she looks after Rod and Todd Flanders, so Homer and Marge leave her to mind Bart and Maggie on the night of the Squidport reopening. Bart defies her at every turn with prank phone orders. When he tumbles down the stairs during a chase and dislocates his arm, Lisa must get him help while he schemes to see her blamed.

Who's in it: Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Marge Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Moe Szyslak, Principal Skinner, Ned Flanders, Barney Gumble, Chief Wiggum, Krusty the Clown, Lenny Leonard, Carl Carlson, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Mrs. Krabappel, Dr. Hibbert, Waylon Smithers, Nelson Muntz, Kent Brockman, Otto Mann, Jasper Beardsley, Martin Prince, Ralph Wiggum, Reverend Lovejoy, Selma Bouvier, Groundskeeper Willie, Lou, Lewis Clark, Wendell Borton, Miss Hoover, Todd Flanders, Maude Flanders, Rod Flanders, Sherri Mackleberry, Terri Mackleberry, Mayor Quimby, Sideshow Mel, Janey Powell, Larry Dalrymple, Hans Moleman, Luann Van Houten, Helen Lovejoy, Adrian Belew, Professor Frink, Agnes Skinner, Comic Book Guy, Snake, Itchy, Ruth Powers, Jaffee Ziswhisky, Scratchy, Dr. Nick, Gareth Prince, Dewey Largo, Superintendent Chalmers, Lionel Hutz, Sarah Wiggum, Herman Hermann, Sanjay Nahasapeemapetilon, Alice Glick, Lunchlady Dora, Rainier Wolfcastle, Yellow Weasel, Just Stamp the Ticket Man, Jack Marley, Ms. Albright, Louie, Pyro, Blinky, Retirement Castle Nurse, Chauffeur, Government Agent, Government Doctor, Kyle's Father, Sandwich Delivery Guy, Yuppie Boy.

Every moment of the episode, about ten seconds each: when it is, what happens on screen, and what's said.
The descriptions are written by an AI model from frames of each moment and can get small details wrong. The dialogue is from the episode's subtitles.

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## 0:00–0:12

Bart, a boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, stands on the roof of a pink car in the driveway of a yellow house, and a small figure sits in the car's window. Opening on blue sky with drifting clouds and the yellow title text "THE SIMPSONS," the scene then shows Bart balancing on the car with a skateboard, followed by Homer, bald and heavy in a white shirt and blue pants, stepping out beside the car with his arms held out. Behind them are a garage filled with boxes and a bicycle, and a blue mailbox sits on the lawn.

> The Simpsons

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## 0:12–0:20

Homer, in a white shirt, stands with his back to us in a purple room, arms raised beside an open orange doorway, with a red bed and a cardboard box in the foreground. The scene then shifts to a deck at dusk where a television set with a blue modem and cables sits beside an orange couch and a life preserver, and Homer and several family members in yellow slickers and sou'wester hats gather around it. A huge blue wave crashes over the deck and sweeps them away, and in the final moment only the TV and modem remain, sitting in a splash of water.

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## 0:20–0:30

No regular characters appear in this moment; it is a title card sequence on a purple retro television set with a pink background and a blue screen. The screen first reads "CREATED BY MATT GROENING" in yellow lettering, then changes to "DEVELOPED BY JAMES L. BROOKS MATT GROENING SAM SIMON" in the same yellow lettering. The screen then fades to solid black as the credits end.

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## 0:30–0:40

A bright blue title card reads "EYE ON SPRINGFIELD" in large pink block letters with a red script "Springfield" beneath, and it holds steady for the opening moments. The card then gives way to a close-up of an older man with white, swept-up hair and a white polo shirt with a teal collar and buttons, standing against a pink background. He smirks with half-lidded eyes that shift sideways, then glances to the side again with his mouth closed.

> Tonight on Eye on Springfield,
> opening day at the world's first two-story outhouse.

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## 0:40–0:50

A man in a pink shirt and tan trousers waves from the upper deck of a tall wooden two-story outhouse with crescent-moon doors, while a small figure stands at the base beside the outside staircase, with the caption "Co-Executive Producer GEORGE MEYER" across the bottom. The figures disappear and the empty outhouse sits on a green lawn under a blue sky, with the caption changing to "Co-Executive Producer MIKE SCULLY" and then vanishing. Finally a close-up of an older man with white swept-back hair, a white shirt and a teal collar smirks, then grins with eyes closed against a pink background, captioned "Co-Executive Producer STEVE TOMPKINS".

> Oh, God, stop!
> A comedy nurse who's laughing all the way to the blood bank.

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## 0:50–1:00

A red-haired nurse in a white uniform and cap stands arms spread in a hospital ward lined with beds, and patients in the beds raise their arms and wave as she moves her arms and steps forward. Credits appear over the ward, reading Supervising Producer Jonathan Collier, then Supervising Producer Ken Keeler. The scene ends on a close-up of an older man with swept-back white hair and a teal collar grinning, with the caption Producer Richard Appel.

> Okay, how many of you are here for shoulder surgery, huh?
> Gotcha! But first, move over Baltimore.

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## 1:00–1:12

An older man in a red suit with swept-up white hair holds a microphone on a wooden waterfront dock while speaking, with a worker in a brown cap lifting a crate behind him and a woman with white hair, a pink top and yellow fishnet tights smoking a cigarette in a second scene on the boardwalk. The dock has wooden pilings, a boathouse and calm water beneath a blue sky with large white clouds. Changing white credit captions appear over the scene, naming consulting producers Ian Maxtone-Graham, Dan McGrath and David Mirkin, and the moment opens with the title 'SPRINGFIELD' on a blue background.

> Springfield has stolen your idea.
> I'm walking on the waterfront. Once the center of a thriving squid-gutting industry.
> Now abandoned by all but a few longshoremen and allied tradespeople.

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## 1:12–1:22

A grey-haired man in a red suit, holding a microphone on a cable, stands on a wooden deck while on-screen credit captions name the producers and consultant. Two workers in orange hard hats and blue overalls climb ladders to hang a green banner beneath the wooden 'TENTACLE CANNERY' sign in front of a brown building. The banner is raised and attached, and a yellow-and-blue painted fish or squid shape is visible at the right edge as the workers keep working.

> But the decades of rot will end with the opening of the South Street Squidport.
> An upscale shopping promenade with authentic maritime theming.
> And to kick it all off in style, area merchants will host a black tie gala Saturday night.

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## 1:22–1:34

Homer, a bald heavy man in a white shirt, stands in a shop beside a thin, grey-haired man in a red suit holding a microphone, while Homer fastens a light blue "NO REFUNDS" balloon onto a tank. Pink and green balloons reading "SHOPLIFTERS WILL BE PROSECUTED" and "YOU BREAK IT YOU BOUGHT IT" hang behind them by the window. Later, Marge with her tall blue hair and Homer sit on the brown couch in a pink room, Homer chewing on something with a hand near his mouth, and a title card reads "Produced by RICHARD RAYNIS." In the scene the pair watch a small television showing the shop scene, with Marge's head turned toward it while Homer looks on with a wary expression.

> Ooh, that sounds fabulous, Homer.
> Stores throw the best parties.
> You like parties, huh?
> Well, I just remembered they're having a big one down at the waterfront this weekend.

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## 1:34–1:45

Homer Simpson, bald and wearing a white shirt, and Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, first stand in the pink living room beside a purple lamp, with Homer stroking his chin while Marge looks at him. They then sit together on the brown couch under a framed sailboat picture, Marge gesturing with one hand while Homer looks ahead, and Homer leans in close and clasps his hands to his chest as Marge sits stiffly beside him. The final frame shifts to a pink bedroom where Lisa, in her orange shirt and red dress, lies on the bed reading a comic, and a curly-haired girl in a white top lies on her stomach beside her, reading a magazine on a blue bedspread. Captions read "Produced by David Silverman," "Produced by Richard Sakai and Denise Sirkot," and "Written by Dan Greaney."

> You didn't remember that. You just saw it on TV.
> The important thing is I didn't imagine it.
> I can't get enough of the babysitter twins.

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## 1:45–1:59

Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair, a red dress and a pearl necklace, sits up in bed holding a pink book titled The Babysitter Twins #14, The Formula Formula, then leans back and reads it with a thoughtful smile. Earlier, a curly-haired girl in a pink top lies on a blue floor by a yellow curtain, reading the book The Babysitter Twins #20, The President's Baby is Missing, while she kicks her legs and grins, then raises one hand and looks up. The book covers show twin girls with pigtails, one with a magnifying glass over a crib and one holding a baby bottle, with cover text reading The Babysitter Twins and the issue numbers.

> They arrested the counterfeiters, rescued the president, and made $4.
> I love everything about the world of babysitting.
> The responsibility, the obligation, the pressure, and full refrigerator privileges.

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## 1:59–2:11

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, sits on a blue bed in a pink bedroom beside an unnamed woman with voluminous curly brown hair and a pink top, who lies on her stomach with her feet kicked up and a magazine in front of her. Lisa turns to look up and speak, then sits with a worried, wide-eyed expression while the woman grimaces, and the scene cuts to a yellow church with a tall steeple, a sign reading "First Church of Springfield / NO SYNAGOGUE PARKING" on the lawn, and a blue sky with clouds, which remains still in the final moments.

> That's a trust, Janie, a sacred trust.
> Jeez, lighten up, Lisa.
> That concludes our service.

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## 2:11–2:24

Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie sit in a church pew, with Homer in blue on the left and Marge holding Maggie on the right, while a woman with orange hair and glasses and a man in a dark suit and red tie sit behind them. At a wooden lectern in front of a stained-glass window, an unnamed man with slicked-back black hair, a pink shirt, blue tie and cream-trimmed white robe talks, smiles, then holds up a small white card. He finishes by raising one index finger while gesturing with his other hand, and a blue donation box sits below the lectern.

> All right, I have two announcements.
> Friday you will have the chance to party down in the church basement to the Jesus Rock
> stylings of Testament.
> That's Friday, 6 p.m. sharp.

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## 2:24–2:37

Bart, with arms crossed in a blue suit, sits in a wooden pew beside Lisa in a pink dress and Marge, with her tall blue beehive, holding Maggie, who sucks a pacifier, while a man in a dark suit and red tie sits behind them. At a wooden podium before a pink, orange and purple stained-glass window, a black-haired man in a white shirt, yellow suspenders and blue tie holds a small card, glances down at it, then looks up and gestures with an open palm and raised hand as he speaks. Bart stays unimpressed, and the sermon scene holds steady until the speaker's gesture ends.

> All the best bands are affiliated with Satan.
> Also, anyone in need of a reliable and affordable babysitter should call Lisa Simpson.
> Mention the topic of today's sermon to get a dollar off.

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## 2:37–2:50

Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress, sits at a desk by a blue telephone in a pink room with a lamp and a potted plant, while Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, stands behind her. In the first image a wide view shows a church interior with a robed preacher at a lectern and a packed congregation of seated figures, including Homer, Bart and Lisa in the pews on the right, with Lisa already at the aisle. The scene then shifts to the preacher, a thin man with dark hair in a white robe, pausing with his hand at his chin behind the lectern. Back in the house, Lisa rests her chin on her hand, looking bored and tired by the phone, and then sits upright with a sour expression while Marge stands beside her, first with arms at her sides and then with one hand raised and a pained look on her face. Notable objects include the blue phone with coiled cords, the stained-glass backdrop in the church, and the framed potted plant on the wall.

> The topic was love.
> Why hasn't anyone called?
> Maybe people don't want an eight-year-old babysitter, honey.
> Parents need to be sure their sitter can handle anything that might happen.

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## 2:50–3:02

Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress and red bead necklace, stands in a pink room talking and gesturing with open hands while Lisa Simpson, in her red dress and pearl necklace, sits on a wooden chair beside a blue desk with a teal lamp. Lisa starts out wide-eyed and then sits with her eyes half-closed, mouth open and hands raised as she speaks, before settling back into a quiet, straight-faced pose. A potted green plant sits in a wall niche behind them, and the room has a framed picture on the wall.

> That's why they hire teenagers.
> But I'm very mature for my age. People often mistake me for nine.

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## 3:02–3:10

Homer Simpson, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, stands at a pink doorway with an orange frame, facing Ned Flanders, who has a moustache, glasses and a green sweater with a gold ribbon. Outside, a suburban street with a purple garage door and a blue sky is visible behind Ned. Ned talks and gestures with open palms and a raised finger, while Homer listens with a serious expression, holding a small purple object in one hand. Ned's gestures grow more expansive, with both hands spread wide in a shrug-like motion, as the two keep facing each other in the doorway.

> Homer, I've got a fozzy of a bear of a problem.
> Maud and her mother were visiting Tyre and Sidon, the Twin Cities of the Holy Land.

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## 3:10–3:17

Homer, seen from behind in his white shirt, stands in a doorway with a pink arch while Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater with a pink collar, talks to him in front of a suburban street with a purple garage door and a fence. Across the frames Ned gestures with open, outstretched hands, lowers his arms and looks worried, then shrugs with both hands spread wide and his mouth open in mid-speech. The setting is a bright suburban street with a blue sky, houses and lawns in the background.

> They must have kneeled in the wrong place and prayed to the wrong guy because they're
> being held prisoner by militants of some sort.

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## 3:17–3:30

Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, stands with his arms crossed in a pink-walled doorway beside an orange door, while Ned Flanders, with a moustache, glasses and a green sweater with a yellow ribbon pinned to it, stands outside the arch. Flanders gestures with open hands and talks, then shrugs and spreads his arms, and the two face each other in front of a suburban house with a purple garage door and a blue sky. A framed portrait of a smiling figure hangs on the pink wall behind Homer.

> Militants? Well, if I were you, I'd kick their asses.
> Well, any hoodly-doodle. The embassy says it's just a routine hostage-taking,
> but I have to drive to Capital City, fill out some forms to get them out.
> Could you possibly watch the kids tonight?
> Oh, gee, I'd really love to want to help you, Flanders,

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## 3:30–3:43

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, stands in the pink living room near the stairs and an orange archway, with a framed painting on the wall and a red flower arrangement on a side table behind him. He starts with his arms crossed and a sideways, skeptical look, then sticks out one hand and gestures while talking, then holds his hands out with palms up in an explaining pose. He ends with his arms at his sides, mouth open, glancing to the side with a strained, grimacing expression.

> but Marge was taken prisoner in
> Holy Land and... I'll do it. I'll babysit.

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## 3:43–3:55

Lisa Simpson, a girl with star-shaped spiky hair, a pearl necklace and an orange dress, stands beside Homer, a bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, while neighbor Ned Flanders, with a moustache, glasses and a green sweater with a ribbon pin, faces her in a room with a pink and blue arched doorway. Lisa grips Homer's hand, then looks up at Ned, who strokes his chin and then plants his hands on his hips as she talks to him. Lisa glances up with a wide-eyed, smiling expression and spreads her arms out at her sides, with Homer's legs and arm still beside her.

> Oh, I don't know, Lisa. You're awfully young, and the boys can be a handful.
> Todd's been pinching everyone lately. But I'm smart and responsible,
> and my parents will be right next door.

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## 3:55–4:05

Homer Simpson, bald and wearing a white shirt and blue pants, stands at a doorway with his hand on the frame, facing Ned Flanders, who has a moustache, glasses and a green sweater with a pink collar. Lisa Simpson, in her red dress and pearl necklace, stands beside Ned at the door, with the suburban street visible behind them. Ned speaks and then the three hold their positions while Homer turns his head toward Lisa, who then steps aside to lean into the orange-walled hallway, peeking out with a purple object near her face. The scene closes on a blue-tinted exterior of a two-story house with a garage, a front door with a small awning, and planter boxes beside the walkway.

> Well, what do you say, Homer? Can Lisa babysit for my kids?
> Please, please, please. I'll have to ask her.

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## 4:05–4:14

Lisa, with her star-shaped spiky hair and red dress, kneels on a purple carpet with two curly-haired reddish-haired boys, one in a blue shirt and blue pants and the other in a pink shirt and teal shorts, around a board game with Jericho and Jerusalem labels. The boy in blue raises one finger, then opens his hand while talking, as the boy in pink listens and smiles and Lisa watches, with a small Jericho box in the corner. Behind them are a bookshelf, a light blue sofa, a grandfather clock and a television.

> Where are the dice?
> Daddy says dice are wicked.
> We just move one space at a time.
> It's less fun that way.

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## 4:14–4:26

A curly red-haired boy in a blue shirt and a curly red-haired girl in a pink shirt and teal shorts, neither a regular, kneel and sit on a purple carpet beside a wooden coffee table with a board game, then flail and clutch each other's hands in alarm. Lisa, in an orange dress and pearl necklace, watches and raises her hands as a white moth flutters around the living room near a lamp and armchair. The girl then scrambles up the staircase with the boy following, while Lisa looks on from the foot of the stairs beside a small side table with a telephone.

> Moth!
> Moth! Don't worry. A mop is no more harmful than a ladybug.
> A ladybug?
> Aaaaaah!
> Are they going to get eaten alive in middle school?

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## 4:26–4:30

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a pearl necklace, leans out of a purple-framed window in front of a bookshelf and a lamp while a white moth flutters near the window frame. She raises her hand toward the moth, then scowls and speaks with her mouth open before sinking lower and drawing back behind the window sash, leaving only the top of her head and eyes visible. Her orange top and the rows of colorful books on the shelves are visible through the glass.

> And thank you for sending Lisa to protect us from the bug you sent.

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## 4:30–4:42

Lisa, in her red dress and glasses, stands in a doorway with her arms crossed and watches two curly-haired characters with auburn hair, a man in a blue shirt and a woman in a pink top, kneel by a bed with their hands clasped in prayer. In a bedroom with a toy fire truck, a toy bus, a Springfield pennant and a wall hat, the pair keep their eyes shut, the man smiling and the woman shifting from a closed-eyed smile to a wide toothy grin. The open blue door stays in view as the couple keeps praying while Lisa watches.

> And please make Lisa tell us a bedtime story about robots
> named Rod and Todd.

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## 4:42–4:45

Lisa Simpson, in her red dress and pearl necklace, leaves a doorway with her arms folded and walks across a blue-carpeted bedroom between two beds. A woman in pink pajamas lies in the left bed and a woman in blue pajamas lies in the right bed, both with curly reddish-brown hair. A blue lamp sits on the nightstand between the beds, with framed sheep pictures on the wall and curtained windows behind them.

> Amen.

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## 4:45–4:55

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, stands beside a bed in a blue room, and a curly-haired reddish-brown woman lies under a blue blanket with her hands gripping its edge. Lisa tugs at the blanket and leans over the bed while the woman's eyes widen and her mouth opens into a smile, then the woman turns her gaze away with a wary look as Lisa stands by the bed with half-closed eyes and her mouth open. A lamp and white drawers with gold trim sit on the nightstand, and a curtain hangs in the background.

> Once there was a robot named Todd. Did he have a brother?
> Yes, he had a brother robot named Rod,
> who was two space years older than him. I don't like this story.

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## 4:55–5:05

Lisa Simpson in an orange skirt and pearl necklace stands beside a bed where a curly-haired woman in a blue blanket pulls the covers up to her eyes. The scene shifts to two curly red-haired children asleep in twin beds with a lamp on the nightstand between them, and Ned Flanders, in a green sweater and glasses, opens the bedroom door and peers in. He stays in the doorway, looking toward the beds with a startled expression, as the room with its framed pictures and blue walls stays visible behind him.

> Oh, imagine that.
> Sleeping quietly after a bug attack and Todd's as dry as a bone.

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## 5:05–5:18

Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green suit, stands at a blue door beside Lisa, who has spiky hair and a red dress and looks toward him, while a framed plant picture hangs on the wall. The scene then cuts to the pink house at night, where a police car with flashing lights is parked in the driveway, and Chief Wiggum, a heavyset police chief, stands in the open doorway next to a woman with grey-violet hair and an orange dress who holds the door open. Wiggum gestures with one hand, then steps out onto the front step while the woman remains at the door.

> Lisa, you're a wonder. I'm gonna recommend you to everybody.
> So long, Lisa.
> If anything goes wrong, just dial 911.
> Unless it's an emergency. Okay, Chief. Enjoy Bob Saget.

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## 5:18–5:25

Chief Wiggum, the fat police chief in a blue cap and brown jacket, stands outside a building with yellow-paned windows and purple trim beside a woman with grey-violet hair in a bob and an orange dress, likely Patty or Selma, Marge's twin sisters. Wiggum first smiles and waves a hand, then pulls out a small white card and talks while holding it up. He moves it toward her shoulder, then reads from it with his eyes half-closed as she stands beside him with her eyes closed.

> Ha!
> It's Bob Seeger.
> Aw, crap.

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## 5:25–5:32

Lisa Simpson, in her red dress and pearl necklace, stands on a blue-green carpet beside a wooden door, and a framed family portrait hangs on the wall above a wooden side table at right. She steps forward and glances aside, then pauses. A boy in a red hooded footed pajama suit pokes out from behind the door at right, arms raised overhead, and then stands fully in view with his arms still up and a wide grin while Lisa watches with her hands at her waist.

> Now put your left leg into the left side of the pants, and you're done.
> I dressed myself.

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## 5:32–5:41

Homer, the bald heavyset man in a black tuxedo with a bow tie, sits on a brown couch in a pink living room, holding a pizza slice in one hand and a small cup in the other. Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands on the green-and-rainbow rug beside the couch, a pizza box open on the cushion next to Homer. Homer lifts the cup to his mouth and then holds up his pizza slice while Bart stares at him, and in the last moment Bart stands wide-eyed with his palms turned up in a shrug. A purple lamp with a telephone sits on a side table, and a sailboat painting hangs on the wall.

> Hey, Dad, I'll come here wearing a tuxedo.
> Going to that fancy waterfront party tomorrow.
> Why are you wearing it now?
> Well, it's like a rent-a-car, son.

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## 5:41–5:53

Homer, in a black tuxedo with a bow tie, sits on a brown couch holding a red soda can and a slice of pizza while Bart, in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands facing him in a pink living room with a purple lamp and a sailboat painting on the wall. Homer talks and gestures with the can and pizza, then the scene cuts to Bart lying in bed under a purple blanket with a green shirt, his eyes wide open as a grey alien-like figure stands by the window and a desk lamp sits beside the bed. A small shelf above the bed holds a toy and books.

> Get all the mileage you can, then ball it up and cram it through the mail slot.
> Thanks for the ride.
> Well, you did a first-rate job of babysitting.

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## 5:53–6:01

Bart, in a green sweater, watches from a window as Lisa, in a red dress and pearl necklace, stands on a dark suburban street beside a grey sedan with its headlights on. A man in a blue suit and red tie leans out of the driver's window and hands Lisa a stack of green bills, which she takes and then holds close to her chest, smiling, while a mailbox and streetlight stand nearby under a purple night sky.

> I've never seen such a responsible young lady.
> Thank you, Dr. Hibbert. Your trust means so much to me.
> I only wish my Volvo mechanic were as reliable.

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## 6:01–6:11

Lisa Simpson, in her red dress and pearl necklace, stands on a night street beside a grey sedan while a man in a blue suit and red tie sits in the driver's seat, smiling and gesturing. He then waves his hand out the window as the car pulls away, and Lisa watches it go. She is left alone on the sidewalk in front of the lit two-story Simpson house with its garage, under a purple night sky.

> Good night, Lisa.

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## 6:11–6:25

A boy with spiky hair in a green sweater and a girl with a star-shaped yellow mane in teal pajamas are in a pink bedroom, where the girl sits on a blue bed cover with scattered green dollar bills while the boy stands beside the bed. A yellow hand holding a thick fan of dollar bills appears first, then the girl kneels, lifts her hands near her chin with a grin, and later sits back with her mouth open and eyes glancing sideways, while a framed picture hangs on the pink wall and a purple bedpost stands at the right.

> You made all that money for sitting around and watching TV and eating food?
> There's a lot more to it than that, Bart.
> I don't just babysit. I sell peace of mind for a dollar an hour.
> Two dollars after nine o'clock.
> Man, if I was making that kind of money, I'd be out of here so fast.

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## 6:25–6:37

Lisa, in a teal nightgown, sits on a blue bedspread with several dollar bills spread out in front of her, while Bart, in green pajamas, stands beside the bed with his hands open and a startled look. Then Homer, in a top hat, monocle, black tuxedo, white gloves and holding a gold-topped cane, descends a purple-carpeted staircase in a pink hallway, and Marge in a long lavender gown joins him, holding his arm as they go down together past framed pictures on the wall.

> You look so glamorous, Mom.

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## 6:37–6:48

Homer, wearing a black tuxedo, top hat, white gloves and holding a cane, stands in a pink hallway beside Marge, who wears a lavender gown with a pearl necklace and a tall blue beehive. Lisa, in a red dress and pearl necklace, and Bart, in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stand nearby on a teal-trimmed floor as Homer adjusts his top hat and gloves and then tilts the hat toward the viewer while Marge looks on. Framed paintings hang on the pink walls, and a small table with a green teapot sits behind the children. Bart is shown in a close-up, grinning and looking up, as the scene ends.

> Oh, and you smell like vanilla flowers.
> Dad, you look totally classy. You could be Abe Lincoln's father's boss.
> Can you see the pie stains?
> It'll be dark.
> So when's Grandpa getting here to babysit?

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## 6:48–6:57

Homer, in a black tuxedo with a bow tie and holding a cane, stands beside Marge, who wears a lavender gown and pearl necklace and has a tall blue beehive, at the foot of a staircase with a purple railing in a pink hallway. Bart, in an orange shirt with spiky hair, stands at the right edge facing them. Bart first looks wide-eyed and surprised, then narrows his eyes and speaks with his mouth open, while Marge glances sideways, then turns with a wide, toothy grin and a tilted head as she looks toward the stairs. Homer keeps his eyes turned away and his expression stays blank throughout.

> Grandpa's not coming.
> Oh, not Patty and Selma. Actually, Bart, Lisa's going to be in charge tonight.
> What?
> I know she's young, but Lisa has proven herself mature and dependable.

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## 6:57–7:05

Homer, in a black tuxedo with white gloves and a cane, Marge, in a lavender gown, and Bart, in an orange shirt, stand in a pink hallway beside a purple staircase. Marge gestures toward Bart while he looks up at her anxiously, then Homer lays his cane against Bart's shoulder. Homer finishes by putting on a black top hat and tipping it, while Marge and Bart stand behind him.

> Dad, help me out. Take it like a man, boy, and do everything your little sister says.

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## 7:05–7:11

Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, and Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair, red dress and pearl necklace, stand together beside a pink wall with a red coat rack and an orange door. Bart first points downward with one hand while speaking, then turns to glare and grits his teeth with a clenched fist, and in the last moment he raises both fists in the air with a smug, eyes-narrowed expression while Lisa stands by with a flat, unimpressed look. Bart's angry, indignant gestures and pointing are the notable actions, and the door has a small round peephole.

> This is an outrage.
> I am two years and 38 days older than she is.
> This is the greatest injustice in the history of the world.

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## 7:11–7:25

Homer, in a black top hat and tuxedo with white gloves, stands with Marge, who wears a lavender gown and has a tall blue beehive, and their children Bart in an orange shirt and Lisa in a red dress with a pearl necklace, in the pink hallway of the Simpson home. Homer and Marge walk past the stairs toward the arched doorway, Homer holding a gold-topped cane, while Bart stands facing a brown door with a purple knob and Marge peeks out from behind it. Bart then remains at the closed door as Lisa, grinning, steps down beside the staircase in her orange skirt.

> Well, we have to run. I'm sure you kids will work things out.
> Good night.
> Make sure he brushes his teeth, Lisa.

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## 7:25–7:36

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, and Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt and blue shorts, are in a kitchen with purple cabinets and a white microwave. Lisa stands on a chair at the counter and places a bowl of food into the microwave, then watches it while it heats. Bart stands beside her with his arms crossed, glaring sullenly as the scene holds, and a small potted plant sits on the chair beside Lisa.

> Bart, I know you're not wild about having me for a babysitter, but I'm not some ogre.
> I think you'll find me fair and fun.
> You're dead.
> You should wash up for dinner.

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## 7:36–7:43

Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, stands in the kitchen beside a microwave, gesturing and talking as a small green plant in a white pot sits inside it. She moves from pointing at the microwave with a flat hand, to clasping her hands together, to raising her hands and gesturing expressively. Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, then appears at the right edge of the scene, eyes narrowed and mouth open as he sits in a bathroom-like setting with a blue door and shelves behind him. Notable objects include a yellow pitcher on top of the microwave and a red-orange cabinet at the left.

> To make it fun, you can use the Mr. Bubble.
> It'll be like giving your fingers a bubble bath.
> You are so dead.

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## 7:43–7:54

Homer, in a tuxedo with a bow tie, sits behind the wheel of a pink car while Marge, with her tall blue beehive and pearl necklace, sits beside him, and a passenger in sunglasses and a pink hat sits in the back. Homer's mouth opens as he talks and the car moves through a busy pedestrian mall. The view then shifts through the windshield to a crowd on the mall, where a man in a green sweater and a woman with red wavy hair in a white dress walk side by side, with storefront signs including 'TOMFENTE' visible. Earlier, a dark disc and an orange-and-black object slide across a wooden floor beside a pink sofa.

> Oh, I love this pedestrian mall. It's practically no traffic.

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## 7:54–8:06

Homer, in a black tuxedo and bow tie, grips the steering wheel of a purple limousine while Marge, with her tall blue beehive and pearl necklace, sits beside him. Crowds of onlookers press against the windows around them, some in suits and red bow ties. Homer's expression shifts from wide-eyed unease to a scowl, and then he leans forward with his mouth open as if shouting, while Marge glances sideways with her tongue poking out.

> I don't think we should be driving here.
> The mayor's yelling at us. Stop, you idiot!
> All right, all right. Jeez.
> Okay, honey. Remember where we're parked.

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## 8:06–8:13

Homer in a dark suit and Marge with her tall blue beehive stand among children holding hands around a globe in the Children's Message of Peace circle, beside a pink car, while a crowd watches from outside the ring. As the moment goes on, Homer and Marge shift around the car and globe, with Homer crouching near the front of the car and later moving toward the left side of the ring. The scene then moves to the kitchen, where Maggie in a high chair at left eats, Lisa eats at the blue-covered table, and Bart sits at right with his arms folded beside a plate of food.

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## 8:13–8:23

Lisa and Bart, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace and the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, sit across a blue dinner table in a kitchen. Lisa holds a serving spoon and ladles lima beans from a white bowl onto her plate while Bart, slumped in his chair, sits with a plate of meat and beans, a glass of water in front of him, and his mouth opening as he speaks. Over the scene, Lisa keeps spooning beans from the bowl while Bart's plate gradually gets more beans added, and Lisa's expression shifts from a smile to a weary look as she keeps serving.

> May I have some more lima beans, please?
> Certainly.
> More than that?
> Certainly.
> More.

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## 8:23–8:32

Lisa and Bart sit across a blue table in a kitchen with a green cabinet and pink wall behind them. Lisa, wearing a pearl necklace, eats peas from a white bowl with a spoon while Bart sits with his hands clasped, looking sullen and half-lidded. Bart then opens his mouth to speak as Lisa turns toward him, and by the end Lisa is talking while Bart glares with his arms resting on the table, beside plates of peas and brown food and a glass of milk.

> More. Uh, maybe you should eat the ones you have.
> I didn't say I was going to eat them.
> I just wanted to look at them because they're so gross.
> What's for dessert?
> Bart, if you don't want to have a babysitter, Maybe you should stop being such a baby.

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## 8:32–8:43

Bart, in an orange shirt, sits at a blue kitchen table while Lisa, in a red dress and pearl necklace, stands by a green refrigerator and Maggie, with a pacifier and blue bow, sits in a high chair nearby. Bart scowls with his fist raised to his chin, then an unseen hand sets a bowl of brown food in front of him and he stares at it with heavy-lidded eyes. He then eats from the bowl and ends with his face and shirt smeared with brown food.

> Oh, I'm a baby, huh?
> Well, then I'll act like a baby.
> Ga-ga, goo-goo.
> Even babies know how to open and close their mouths.

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## 8:43–8:54

Lisa, in her red dress and pearl necklace, and Bart, in his orange shirt, sit at a blue-covered table with a plate of peas and a bowl of gravy, and Bart's face is smeared with brown gravy. Lisa leans in to fasten a pink bib around Bart's neck and holds a spoon while Bart gapes his mouth open to eat, then his mouth is wide and he is chewing. The scene ends on baby Maggie, in a blue bow and blue top, sitting in a red high chair with her eyes squeezed shut and mouth wide open, gravy on her tray and a purple kitchen behind her.

> You need a bib.
> Oh, baby, hey, bib.
> Wah, wah.

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## 8:54–9:02

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress, and Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stand at the kitchen table in the foreground while Maggie, the baby with a blue bow and blue outfit, sits in a high chair beside them. Lisa glances over with a scowl and then turns to speak, while Bart's back and bushy-haired profile remain near the right edge. Maggie's expression grows tearful and wide-eyed as a hand from the right offers her a spoonful of brown food, which she takes into her mouth, and then she sits smiling with a smear of brown on her chin. The purple kitchen has lavender cabinets, a green refrigerator covered in drawings and notes, and a green stove on the left with a row of pots and mugs hanging on a rack on the right.

> Oh, look, Bard, now you got Maggie all upset.
> Relax, I'll give her some ice cream.
> Ah,

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## 9:02–9:12

Maggie sits in her high chair on the left, Bart in an orange shirt sits at the blue table in the middle, and Lisa in a red dress and pearl necklace stands at the right beside the green refrigerator. In the kitchen, Bart first wipes his face with a pink cloth while Lisa glares at him, then he turns toward Lisa and speaks as Maggie smiles and gestures with her hands. Lisa's expression stays stern, and in the final moment Maggie sits smiling, holding her high-chair tray, with Lisa and Bart partly visible at the right edge. Notable objects include a yellow canister set with red rooster designs, a 'GOD BLESS THIS MESS' sign, a dinosaur picture, a 'PIZZA' note, and a red-and-green magnet on the corkboard.

> Bart, that's coffee ice cream.
> It has caffeine in it. Well,
> I guess that'll make things more interesting for you now, won't it?
> Mmm.

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## 9:12–9:15

Marge, with her tall blue beehive, walks beside a man in dark clothes across an open mall plaza in front of the Turban Outfitters storefront. Over the five frames they move slowly across the plaza, passing the giant food-shaped sign with a fork on top, while small crowds of background shoppers mill around them. The white Turban Outfitters sign with its swirled turban-like dome stands prominently on the right, and a red-and-white food cart sits at the left edge of the square.

> Mmm. Oh, it's so beautiful.

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## 9:15–9:23

Homer and Marge, dressed up in a black tuxedo and a long lavender gown, stroll arm in arm along a nighttime Springfield street past shops like Just Rainsticks, It's a Wonderful Knife and My First Tattoo, with a coffee cart nearby. As they walk, a few onlookers pass by, including a pair of girls and a boy in colorful clothes, and a man in a purple suit with a dark-haired woman in a vest walks in the foreground near the Much Ado About Muffins shop, where a bearded man in a dark suit and a sign reading 'Eat or Not' appear. Neon signs and a tricycle outside a children's store fill the background.

> This is what I imagine Paris must be like.
> You've never been.
> I'm so honored that Springfield has been chosen to host all these upscale chain stores.

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## 9:23–9:31

Marge, with her tall blue beehive and lavender gown, and Homer, in a black tuxedo with a bow tie, walk arm in arm along a Springfield street at night, passing a Much Ado About Muffins stall, the Crypto Barn store with its security doors, and the Itchy & Scratchy Store with a Poochie Close-Out sign. Along the way, a heavy man in a grey vest and a woman in a green dress with a wide purple hat stand by the shops, while Nelson, a bully in a vest, and a boy in orange stroll nearby. Glowing signs such as Crypto Barn, A Place for Codes, Loads of Codes and Secret Code Clearance line the street, and the couple moves steadily past each storefront as the scene shifts from the muffin stall to the Itchy & Scratchy Store.

> I guess this makes us yuppies, huh, homie?
> Eh, I'm really more of a slacker.

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## 9:31–9:43

Homer, in a black tuxedo with a bow tie, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive and long lavender gown, stroll past the Malaria Zone storefront with its palm-tree awning, a giant mosquito sign, and a green jeep parked outside. Marge then holds Homer's arm and they walk on together, Homer gesturing toward the shop, before they turn toward the glowing Planet Hype building at night, where Homer raises his arms in greeting while Marge stands beside him. A crowd gathers at the entrance, and a pink car hangs off a ringed sign above the venue.

> Ooh, Malaria Zone.
> That's where all the explorers shop.
> Look, Marge, a restaurant owned by celebrities.
> I always wanted to be a celebrity.

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## 9:43–9:57

Troy McClure, in a black tuxedo with a red bow tie and sunglasses, stands behind a red velvet rope in a crowd of photographers at a glitzy venue, first gesturing with one hand and then holding up a colorful booklet. Marge, with her tall blue beehive, and Homer, in a dark suit, watch from the foreground as a pink Cadillac bursts out of a building wall, cracking the facade and hanging in mid-air against a purple night sky.

> Ha-ha, yes, it's true. The entire menu was personally approved by my secretary.
> Isn't that clever? It looks like a Cadillac drove right into the building.
> Help me. Wow, even Moe's moved to fancy new digs.

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## 9:57–10:07

Homer, the bald heavy man in a dark coat, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive and lavender dress, stand at the entrance of Moe's Brewing Co, a purple storefront with a red awning reading Moe's Brewing Co and lattice windows. Homer leans through the double doors while Marge waits outside, and the view then moves down a long, narrow passage with yellow plank walls and wooden beams. The scene ends at a stack of wooden crates in front of a building with a red MOE'S sign.

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## 10:07–10:17

Barney, the heavy drunk with messy brown hair, leans on the bar holding a mug while Moe, the grey-haired bartender in a blue apron, stands behind the counter and then walks off to the left carrying mugs. A brown-haired man in a teal jacket and blue jeans stands by the open door near the cigarette machine, gesturing with his arms out and then with his hands at his sides. The scene is set in a tavern with a long wooden bar, a bowl of snacks, a spilled puddle on the counter, and a sign reading CIGARETTES on the machine.

> Hey, this isn't full dive.
> This is a dive.
> You're a long way from home, yuppie boy.
> I'll start a tab.

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## 10:17–10:31

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a white top and orange skirt, stands in a tiled bathroom beside a green sink and tub, one hand raised toward the yellow shower curtain while water runs from the tap. Maggie, the baby with a pacifier and diaper, climbs onto the curtain rod above the shower wall, clinging to it with both arms and legs as the rings slide along. Lisa then stands by the curtain looking up, with a bar of soap on the tub ledge and a plunger by the toilet.

> Maggie, if you come down, I'll give you some more coffee.
> Lots more coffee.
> Are you getting ready for bed, Bart?
> I am.

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## 10:31–10:39

Bart Simpson, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, sits on a brown couch with a teal rotary telephone to his ear and a large open phone book on his lap. In the first frames he speaks into the phone with a grin, then in the later frames he pauses and turns his eyes toward the open book while holding the receiver. The moment is a prank call being placed from the couch, with the teal phone cord trailing down over the cushion and the yellow phone book pages visible in the foreground.

> That's right. I want the 25-foot Italian party sub.
> And don't skimp on the vinegar.
> It's time Lisa learned what babysitting Bart Simpson is all about.

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## 10:39–10:47

Bart Simpson, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, sits on a brown couch with an open phone book on his lap and a turquoise telephone beside him. He looks down at the book, then lifts the receiver to his ear and talks with his mouth open, eyes wide and glancing sideways with a sly grin. He keeps talking into the phone as the open phone book and his blue sneakers stay in view at the edge of the couch.

> Um, yes, I'd like to host an AA meeting.
> Tonight, if possible.

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## 10:47–11:00

Maggie, the baby with a blue bow-less bald head and a white diaper, stands on a purple changing table in a pink nursery and holds up a talcum powder container, while Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and blue top, watches from beside the table. Maggie shakes the powder out in a large white cloud that engulfs her and then coats Lisa's hair and face with white powder. Toy trains hang on the wall above, and a wooden crib and a pink toy car sit on the purple carpet behind them.

> Come on, Maggie.
> Good, Maggie.
> The talcum powder's not to play with.
> Oh.

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## 11:00–11:12

Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in an orange dress and pearl necklace, and Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, are in the living room beside a brown sofa, a purple lamp, and a teal telephone. Lisa stands by a magazine rack, then Bart perches on the sofa back with his hands behind his head while Lisa approaches and reaches toward him. Lisa pushes Bart so he tips backward over the sofa, and in the final moment his legs stick up from behind the sofa as he lies on the floor.

> Okay, Bart, now it's really time for you to go to bed.

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## 11:12–11:22

Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair, a red dress and a pearl necklace, stands in a pink room beside a lamp and a small side table, pressing on the back of Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, who lies face down on the teal carpet with his legs stretched out in blue pants. Lisa leans over him and pushes down on his back with both hands while he stays flat and motionless, then Bart lies with his eyes shut and a wide grin showing his teeth. Lisa straightens up and looks sideways with a dubious, annoyed expression, and then she speaks with an open mouth, her eyes glancing aside. A framed picture of Maggie with a blue bow hangs on the wall behind her, and a red chair and a small framed picture sit in the room.

> Why do you have to make this so hard?
> I'm using non-violent resistance.
> Ugh, the idea that you would compare yourself to Mahatma Gandhi.
> Who?

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## 11:22–11:31

Lisa Simpson, in a red dress with a pearl necklace, and Bart Simpson, in an orange shirt and blue shorts, appear in a pink hallway with a blue side table and a red coat rack. Lisa pushes and leans over the sprawled Bart on the green carpet, then walks off while he lies there, and later Bart stands by the staircase as Lisa, near a purple bench, reaches for the purple knob of the orange front door.

> I'll answer it. You go to bed.
> Good evening there, miss. Here's your giant sub.

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## 11:31–11:44

Lisa Simpson in her orange dress and pearl necklace stands in a pink-walled Kwik-E-Mart while Apu, in a white shirt and red-and-green striped vest, looks down at a clipboard. A second worker carries a long sub across the background as Apu glances up, then Apu holds the clipboard out to Lisa, who takes it in both hands and studies it while looking up at him.

> Swimming in vinegar, just the way you like it.
> It's gonna be $225 plus tip. What? I didn't order any giant sub.

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## 11:44–11:54

Krusty the Clown, with green hair, a red nose and a lavender suit, stands in a pink room with a red-striped chair and a vanity mirror, and Lisa Simpson in a red dress and red-orange skirt watches from beside a coat rack. Krusty turns away from the open door of a blue hallway, then faces the doorway and raises a white-gloved hand toward it while looking back, and Lisa stands with her arms crossed beside the door.

> Hey, hey!
> Are you ready to get rowdy?
> Excuse me? Somebody hired me for an emergency bachelor party.
> Well, there's been a mistake.

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## 11:54–12:05

Krusty the Clown sits on a dark brown couch in a pink room, grimacing and then lighting a cigar, while Lisa, in her orange dress and pearl necklace, watches from the staircase and then stands near the couch. Two uniformed paramedics in blue, one dark-haired and one with reddish hair, appear in the doorway at night with an ambulance parked outside, and Lisa stands in front of them with a strained expression. A red lamp, a framed Homer portrait, and the ambulance's flashing red lights are visible.

> Well, I'm not leaving till I get paid.
> I get 500 just for Hey Hey.
> Who called for an emergency cystorectomy?

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## 12:05–12:13

Bart sits on a staircase in his orange shirt and blue shorts, snapping a photo with a boxy black device, while Lisa in her orange dress and pearl necklace stands scowling by a door at the bottom. A uniformed, heavyset Chief Wiggum in sunglasses and a cap appears in the open doorway against a night sky and stands with his hands behind his back as Lisa looks up at him. The scene then shifts to Wiggum from behind, looking down at a flat image of Lisa with her arms outstretched and eyes closed on a brown floor, with a staircase and pink walls visible nearby.

> We got a report that a Lisa Simpson spotted a UFO.
> I didn't see any UFO!
> That's right, miss.

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## 12:13–12:25

Lisa Simpson, Bart Simpson, and Krusty the clown appear in this scene, along with a uniformed officer with sunglasses, a grey-haired man in a white lab coat holding a syringe, and a heavy man in a blue suit and bow tie. The scene opens outdoors at night on a street, where the officer and the lab-coated man stand before a parked car and an ambulance, and the heavy man joins them. It then moves indoors to a pink room with a staircase, where Lisa protests while Bart sits on the stairs and Krusty smokes a cigar in the corner. A crowd of uniformed men, some holding a stretcher-like board, surrounds Lisa on a green rug near a doorway.

> You didn't.
> I'm here to pick up the ambassador from Ghana.
> Well, he's not here!
> Nobody's here! And none of you should be here!
> You've all been tricked!

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## 12:25–12:36

Krusty the Clown, with green hair, a cigar and a blue bow tie, stands with his arms folded in a pink hallway while Lisa, in an orange skirt and pearl necklace, throws her arms out in front of him. Uniformed officers and men in red-and-white vests stand behind them, and a blue-uniformed bellhop with a cap stands before a purple night sky. The men in vests then walk single file through an open wooden door past Krusty and Lisa, who watches with her hands on her hips. Lisa then stands by a red coat rack, pointing up at Bart, who sits in an orange shirt and blue shorts on a purple-and-blue staircase, and she glares at him.

> Why would the ambassador do such a thing?
> This is ridiculous.
> Bart, you are gonna be in so much trouble when Mom and Dad get home.

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## 12:36–12:49

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, and Lisa, the star-haired girl in a red dress and pearl necklace, are in a pink-walled house with a staircase and framed family pictures. Lisa stands at the foot of the stairs as Bart climbs up, then Bart comes back down and Lisa walks to the doorway of a room, where she looks up and to the side. Bart ends up seated at a blue-covered table in the kitchen, holding a slice of white bread and taking a bite beside a bag labeled WHITE BREAD, while Lisa watches from the doorway. Notable objects include a potted red flower, a wooden cabinet with blue doors, and a checkered floor.

> Now go to bed!
> You're the boss.
> I thought I told you to go to bed.
> Yeah, right, bread.
> You said go to bread. I said go to bed.

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## 12:49–12:55

Lisa Simpson, with her star-shaped spiky hair and red dress, scowls and grits her teeth at first, then Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands in a kitchen beside a cabinet with a bowl of wooden spoons and forks, glancing sideways while Lisa leans in close to him with her mouth open as if talking. Bart is grinning and Lisa's expression stays tense, with an apple and a jar on a pink-lilac shelf behind them. The scene is a tense, close-up argument between the two siblings in a kitchen.

> Yeah, go to bread.
> B-E-D, bed!
> Oh, bed.

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## 12:55–13:09

Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, and Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress and pearl necklace, sit and stand at a blue table in a kitchen with a slice of bread on it, Bart looking down with eyes closed while Lisa scowls and glares at him. Lisa then turns and leaves, peeking back through a pink arched doorway into a blue bedroom with a rocket picture on the wall, and in the final moment she stands in the doorway of a pink room with a lamp on the nightstand while Bart, in his orange shirt, stands by the bed grinning and pointing toward her. Notable objects include the slice of bread on the table, a stack of plates in a glass-fronted cabinet, and the rocket picture hanging on the bedroom wall.

> Oh.
> Well, anything you say, sis.
> You didn't say which bed. Go to your bed.

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## 13:09–13:20

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress, points from her pink bedroom while Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, leaps through the air over an orange bed where Lisa and a spiky red-haired figure lie under the covers. Bart then stands arms crossed beside a brown door in a pink hallway with a staircase, glancing sideways as Lisa's head appears in the foreground, and the scene closes on a close-up of Bart with a worried, sideways look.

> Make me. I'll make you.
> If you want me, you gotta catch me.
> Almost.
> Oh, so close.

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## 13:20–13:30

Bart Simpson, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands at the top of a purple-railed staircase with his arms outstretched, then tumbles backward down the stairs, flipping head over heels and ending sprawled upside down on the steps. Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress, reaches out toward the railing at the top, and by the end Maggie, the baby with a pacifier and blue bow, stands on the stairs below her watching in alarm. Framed portraits hang on the pink wall beside the staircase.

> Bart!
> Oh, my God.

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## 13:30–13:38

Krusty the clown, with green hair, a red nose, a blue bow tie and white gloves, stands in an arched doorway of a pink room while Bart lies sprawled on the floor in his orange shirt and blue shoes. Krusty grips the orange door with one gloved hand and holds a smoking cigar in the other, gesturing with it and spreading his arms before swinging the door partly shut and ducking behind it. A red coat rack, a round mirror and a small red table are visible on the pink walls.

> Okay, we'll call it even if I can just have some of that big sandwich.
> Oh, I'll come back.

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## 13:38–13:45

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress, stands with her hands clasped at her face and her mouth open in alarm beside a pink wall with a framed portrait of a top-hatted man, and the scene then fades to black. Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt and blue pants, tumbles head over feet down a carpeted staircase while Maggie, the baby with a blue bow, watches from the landing. Lisa leans toward the top of the stairs as Bart keeps falling past family portraits on the pink wall and the purple-railed banister.

> Bart, are you okay?

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## 13:45–13:53

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, is first seen sprawled on the floor in the opening image, then sits up and stands beside Lisa, the star-haired girl in a red dress and pearl necklace, and baby Maggie with a pacifier and blue bow, in a pink room with a yellow curtain and a tan coat hanging on a hook. Bart turns to face his sisters, rubbing his elbow and glancing toward Lisa, while Lisa lifts her hands to her mouth and then gestures with her arms as she looks anxious. Maggie stays at the lower right, and a brown paper bag hangs by the wall behind Bart throughout.

> Yeah, I think so. It's just a bump on my head.
> Ew, your arm! It's got extra corners.

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## 13:53–14:06

Bart Simpson, a boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt and blue shorts, and Lisa Simpson, a girl with star-shaped spiky hair, red dress and pearl necklace, stand in a pink hallway beside a staircase with purple-and-red carpeted steps and a purple banister. At first Bart stands on the lower step with his arm resting on the railing while Lisa faces him with her hands held out in front of her. Bart then folds his arms and frowns at her, while Lisa looks down, and in the final moments Bart leans in and grabs Lisa's wrists as she looks alarmed with wide eyes and an open mouth. A framed picture hangs on the pink wall and a potted plant with red flowers sits at the left edge.

> Yeah!
> Oh, cool.
> It must be dislocated or something.
> We have to get you to the emergency room.
> And get this fixed? What's the rush?
> Don't you want everyone to see what responsible babysitter you were?

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## 14:06–14:16

Lisa Simpson, in an orange dress and a pearl necklace, stands by a door with a red stool beside her, nervously clasping her hands and wincing. Bart Simpson, with a bruise on his forehead and wearing an orange shirt and blue shorts, is on the staircase with a purple railing, glancing sideways and gesturing before reaching up to grab two pictures in wooden borders from the pink wall. As he grabs them, one picture comes loose and tilts away while Lisa watches from the bottom of the stairs.

> Stop it. Stand still.
> Maybe I can pop it back in. Oh, no.
> I'm going to preserve the evidence until Mom and Dad get home.
> And you'll never babysit again!

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## 14:16–14:27

Lisa, seen only by her spiky yellow hair, climbs a purple-carpeted staircase in a pink hallway hung with framed pictures, and then the scene shifts to a crowded night boardwalk lined with shops and a neon sign. Homer, in a black tuxedo with a bow tie and holding a white drink cup, stands beside Marge, who wears a lavender gown and a pearl necklace, at a tiled fountain edge. A jet of water erupts and splashes over both of them as Homer flails and Marge gasps, and Homer then stands wiping his face with his white-gloved hands.

> You know, honey, when I think of all the good times we've had together...
> Did you see that, Marge? Oh, my God, you walked into the fountain!

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## 14:27–14:36

Homer, a bald heavy man in a black tuxedo with a bow tie, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive and lavender dress, stand on a grid of fountain jets in a plaza ringed by onlookers. Homer first stands at the center of the grid with his arms spread while Marge stands near the edge, then the water jets spray up around them and Marge walks in among the jets with her arms outstretched. Homer then strides forward, waving one white-gloved hand, as the fountain sprays water around him, and by the last moment Marge is pressed against a fountain jet among a crowd of onlookers, including a man in a dark jacket and a woman with a pink dress and red hair, while water sprays across the scene.

> Get out of the fountain!
> Stand still and I'll get someone!
> Hey!

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## 14:36–14:50

A bald, heavyset man in a black suit dodges among tall white poles in a plaza at night while a crowd watches, including Bart in an orange shirt with spiky hair at the bottom of the scene, and a man in a green cap and teal shirt and a woman in an orange hat on the left. He starts crouched with his hands raised near his face, rises and shifts between the poles, and the onlookers raise their arms to point at him as white specks drift through the air. Blue-uniformed figures stand in rows behind the poles, and a large pointing arm in a blue sleeve reaches in from the upper right in one moment.

> Hey! Hey! Don't snap at me.
> I was once like you.

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## 14:50–14:56

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and orange sandals, holds a blue baby bottle-like object by her side while waving at a closed brown door in a pink hallway, and in the second part Maggie, the baby with a pacifier and blue bow, crawls on the floor in a blue outfit and cries out as Lisa gestures. Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, then appears beside a brown door with a red boxing glove hanging on a purple knob, touching his cheek with one hand and gesturing with the other as he looks sideways with a bruise on his forehead. Bart's bruise and the hanging red glove are visible in the final frames, and a blue dresser sits at the right edge.

> Bart, you need first aid.
> Let me in.
> I'm afraid you'll hurt me again.

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## 14:56–15:05

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, stands in a pink hallway clutching a blue pillow beside a brown door with a purple knob. She stands with a sulky, uncertain look at first, then shifts her weight and turns toward the door. In the final moment she drops the pillow to the floor and bites her thumb while leaning against the door, as a pink hallway with a baby gate and an open door stays behind her.

> Bart, if you come out, I'll let you eat raw cookie dough.
> I'll let you ride the lawnmower through the house.
> Come on, open the door!

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## 15:05–15:15

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red-orange dress and a pearl necklace, stands in a pink hallway beside a closed brown door with a purple knob, next to a small blue rug with a white dish on it. She first turns and presses her hand to her face against the door, then steps back and stands with her hands clasped under her chin, eyes rolling upward and mouth pursed. She moves around slightly, looking up and then turning her head, while a wooden baby gate and an open door with a pink wall and hanging items are visible at the left edge.

> What are you doing now? I'm banging my head.
> I'm gonna make the lump even bigger.

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## 15:15–15:25

Bart Simpson, with spiky hair and an orange shirt, leans toward a red door with a purple knob, hands pressed against it and a grin on his face. Lisa Simpson, with her star-shaped spiky hair, red dress and pearl necklace, stands beside the pink wall and points at the door with a stern expression, then keeps pointing as she glances sideways. She then turns her head toward the door, looking away from it while her hand rests on her hip, and finally turns toward the door with wide eyes and a worried look. The scene takes place in a pink hallway next to the red door with its purple knob and no other objects or on-screen text visible.

> No! As your babysitter, I order you to stop hitting your head on the wall!
> Bart?

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## 15:25–15:37

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky yellow hair, a pearl necklace and an orange dress, stands in a hallway with pink walls and brown doors, a blue puddle with a white object on the floor near her orange sandals. She first looks up with wide eyes, then stands still staring to the side, then clasps her hands together and glances over, and finally looks sideways with a worried grimace while lifting one hand toward the door on the right as if reaching for it.

> Did you stop because I said to?
> If so, thank you.
> Bart?

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## 15:37–15:43

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, and Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, are outside at night. Lisa reaches out from a tree branch toward a lit window with a wooden crib railing and a hanging fruit bowl, then climbs along the branch while Bart tumbles sideways through the air in front of the window. Lisa grips a branch above her, mouth open in alarm, against a purple night sky.

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## 15:43–15:53

Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, stands on a checkered floor beside a green wall with a tethered orange wall phone. She first flails one arm and presses a hand to her head, then grips the phone receiver to her mouth and clenches her teeth, bending slightly with a worried, wide-eyed expression. Her hands and posture shift as she keeps holding the receiver, and by the end she stands still, looking glum with the phone pressed to her ear. The phone's coiled cord trails down to the floor, and magnets and papers are stuck to the green wall.

> 911.
> Hello, this is Lisa Simpson and... Simpson?
> Look, we've already been out there tonight for a cysterectomy,

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## 15:53–16:02

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, stands on a checkered floor beside a green wall and holds a pink corded telephone to her ear. She grimaces and speaks into the receiver, then her eyes droop as she looks bored and keeps listening. By the end she lowers the phone, eyes half-closed, and holds it away from her face, with the cord trailing down to the floor.

> a case of severe butt rot, and a leprechaun bite.
> How dumb do you think we are?
> Wait, Dr. Hibbert.

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## 16:02–16:13

A yellow cartoon hand points at the open pages of a phone book, showing a listing card for Julius M. Hibbert, M.D. with the number 555-3642 and a photo of a dark-haired man with a headlamp. Lisa, wearing a pearl necklace and an orange-red dress, stands at a desk with the open book in front of her and holds a phone to her ear beside a corkboard with a PIZZA note. The scene then cuts to a close-up of the same card and to the doctor, a man with a headlamp and white coat, leaning over Bart, who lies on an examination table in an orange shirt.

> Hmm.

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## 16:13–16:23

Marge, with her tall blue beehive, and Homer, bald with a white shirt, stand beside baby Maggie, who has a pacifier and a blue bow, as she sits on an examination table in a blue-lit room under a bright ceiling light. A doctor in a white coat with a stethoscope examines Maggie, then straightens up and points toward Lisa, who wears a red dress and looks up at him with a hand near her chin. Homer watches with a worried expression while Marge holds a white cloth, and the doctor's gesture turns toward Lisa as she stands at the right edge of the scene.

> Dislocated shoulder.
> Bump on the noggin.
> My diagnosis?
> Bad babysitting.

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## 16:23–16:33

Chief Wiggum, the fat police chief in a blue uniform and cap, stands at right while a Black man in a white lab coat and purple tie stands at left, with Lisa in her red dress and star-shaped hair sitting on a blue box between them under a spotlight. Bart lies sprawled in his orange shirt on a raised blue platform above them. Wiggum talks and gestures, then lifts a green box labeled "LIMA BEANS" with frost on it while Lisa raises her hands to her mouth.

> Well, near as we can tell, the boy was studying quietly when the girl,
> drunk on her own sense of power, beat him silly with a block of frozen lima beans.

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## 16:33–16:43

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress, and Marge, the tall woman with a blue beehive wearing a long green gown and red beads, stand against a blue backdrop dotted with white starburst and round light shapes. Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, peeks over a large blue block in the first moment, grinning and waving one arm. Marge plants a hand on her hip and then points a finger toward Lisa while Lisa looks up at her, and Marge then clasps her hands together at her chest. In the last moment Marge's figure drops into a dark silhouette at the right edge as Lisa gazes upward at the glowing circular lights.

> It's rude.
> Young lady, you will never babysit again.
> I am so disappointed.
> Pointed.

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## 16:43–16:55

Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress and pearl necklace, sits at a table in her room, first looking wide-eyed and startled, then holding an orange telephone receiver to her ear while a large open directory lies on the table in front of her. She looks uneasy as she dials, and the scene cuts to a close-up of a yellow paper advertisement for Dr. Nick's Walk-In Clinic at 44 Bow Street, Springfield, phone 555-NICK, with the words COMPLETE CONFIDENTIALITY printed across it. A yellow pointing hand taps the word CONFIDENTIALITY near the bottom of the ad, which also shows a cartoon doctor with a fanged grin and a Spanish-language line reading SE HABLA ESPANOL.

> Oh, well, I guess I don't have a choice.
> Complete confidentiality?

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## 16:55–17:04

Lisa Simpson, a girl with spiky yellow hair and a red dress, sits at a table reading an open phone book beside an orange wall phone, then the book's page shows a Dr. Nick's Walk-In Clinic ad with the text "As good as Dr. Hibbert" and a cartoon doctor. The scene then moves outside to Bloaters at the Squidport, where Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive, and Homer Simpson, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, sit at an outdoor table under an umbrella while two people walk past the glowing sign. Other customers sit at nearby tables with drinks.

> Oh, and I'm sure he's as good as Dr. Hibbert.
> It says so right in his ad.
> What's the matter, Marge? I thought you loved jello shooters.

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## 17:04–17:12

Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and pearl necklace, and Homer Simpson, in a black tuxedo with a bow tie and white gloves, sit at a small round café table beside a pole, with a red drink and a spoon in front of Marge and a white cup nearby. Homer lifts a small glass in one hand and talks, then slumps forward and rests his head on the table, while Marge looks on with a worried expression. Homer then sits back up, wipes his face with a white napkin, and both sit looking off to the side, with the blue lettering of a sign reading 'SQU...' behind them.

> Oh, I do.
> I'm just a little concerned about the kids.

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## 17:12–17:20

Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and pearl necklace, and Homer Simpson, in a black tuxedo with a bow tie and white gloves, sit across a small round table at an outdoor cafe beneath a yellow awning marked with blue letters. Marge sits with her eyes half-closed and a spoon resting in a red drink, then looks up and to the side while Homer, glancing sideways, talks and gestures with a gloved hand. Homer then raises a hand near his face and grins before lowering it, while Marge keeps stirring her drink, and at the end he is speaking with his hand pointing toward her. On the table sit a small white teacup, a bowl-like cup, a folded white napkin, and a glass of red liquid.

> Maybe I should call.
> Oh, come on, Marge, relax.
> Lisa's in charge. She's the responsible one.

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## 17:20–17:31

Bart, in an orange shirt and blue shorts, lies in a green wheelbarrow with his eyes shut and mouth open while Lisa, in a red dress and pearl necklace, leans over him and Maggie, in a blue outfit with a red pacifier and blue bow, stands nearby. They are in a room with a pegboard of tools, a tire, and a red gas can against the wall. Lisa leans in and then straightens, Maggie climbs onto the pillow in the wheelbarrow beside Bart's legs, and Lisa ends up standing at the right while Maggie sits in the wheelbarrow.

> Hold on, Bart.
> Everything's gonna be just fine.
> I'm gonna get you to a doctor, he will fix you up,
> and by this time tomorrow we'll all be a happy family.

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## 17:31–17:42

Maggie, the baby with a pacifier and a blue bow, sits up in a green wheelbarrow and pushes a pacifier toward Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt who lies back in it with a pillow under his head and his eyes squeezed shut. Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and a pearl necklace, stands beside the wheelbarrow holding its handles, first with a wary look, then with a smug smile as Maggie keeps poking at Bart's face. The scene is a plain blue room with a red-and-orange door, a mop leaning against the wall, and a rake, a wire pet carrier, and cardboard boxes at the end. The final shot shows only the room with the rake, the carrier, and the boxes, with no characters visible.

> Happy, happy, happy family.
> Maggie!

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## 17:42–17:53

Lisa, wearing a pearl necklace and later a red dress, is seen beside a red door before pushing a green wheelbarrow in which Bart lies with his arms out and Maggie, with a pacifier and blue bow, sits in a grid-windowed carrier. The wheelbarrow rolls along a purple-walled alley and then a night street with metal-grated building windows, a smoking manhole, and a green bottle lying on the road.

> Please, Maggie.
> Please, go to sleep.

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## 17:53–18:01

Lisa, in a red dress and pearl necklace, pulls a wheeled cart carrying Bart, who lies bandaged with his spiky hair showing, past a lit storefront at night. Lisa then reads a newspaper with a "Walk-In Clinic" headline while a caduceus sign glows in a purple building's window. They reach a door marked "DR. NICK RIVIERA, 'WE STITCH AND DON'T SNITCH'" and go inside a waiting room where a heavy man with reddish hair in a grey shirt and jeans stands clutching a bloody hand in front of a row of seated patients, while a receptionist watches through the glass window.

> Yo, um, I must have, like, fallen on a bullet, and it, like,

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## 18:01–18:11

A bloodied, scruffy man with reddish-brown hair, a grey t-shirt and a stained blue jeans stands at a doorway, clutching a bloody wound on his stomach, while a woman with a red bob haircut, a white nurse-style cap, a cigarette and a pink cardigan sits behind a window holding a clipboard. The man grimaces, then shifts his eyes and gestures with his free arm as he speaks, and the scene cuts to a close-up of the clipboard, a checklist of injury and crime options such as Looter's Hernia, Mexican Stand-Off, Armed Homeowner and Allergic Reaction: Mace, Pepper Spray, Bullets. A red pen ticks the Liquor Store Robbery box, while a checkbox for John Gotti's Disease remains empty, and the pen tip moves across the page.

> drove itself into my gut.
> Hey, don't worry.
> You don't have to make up stories here. Save that for court.

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## 18:11–18:24

Lisa stands beside a gurney in a hospital waiting area as Bart, lying on it in an orange shirt and blue sneakers with a bruise on his forehead, is wheeled past a clipboard-holding nurse in a pink cardigan and a white cap at a window, and a bloodied, stubbled man in a grey shirt and jeans. Earlier, a doctor in a white coat, with a dark pompadour and goatee, is seen gesturing toward the bloodied man in a pink tie while the nurse watches, with red stains on the man's shirt. Later, Bart lies on the gurney with a small cage of toys beside him, while a tall man in a green jacket and purple bow tie stands above and Lisa in her orange dress speaks up, with a bald, bearded old man, a brown-haired woman in a blue jacket and a dark-haired man in a suit nearby. A wheeled cart of purple sheets and a pink-lined bag sit at the scene; the scene ends with Lisa staring up at the group.

> Um, excuse me, Mr. Smithers. Bart may be seriously hurt.
> Could we possibly go ahead of you? Uh, no.

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## 18:24–18:33

Principal Skinner, a neat grey-haired man in a green suit and pink bow tie, stands beside Grampa, a wrinkled old man with white tufts and a white beard who sits on a bench with a cane. A spiky-haired boy lies in a green wheelbarrow holding a pet carrier, while Lisa, in her red dress, stands to the right looking toward him. Across the frames, Grampa's head tilts and his mouth opens as if he is dozing, while Skinner glances down and Lisa keeps watching. The setting is a bright room with an orange slanted ceiling, skylights, a purple door, and a small boy seated on a bench in the background.

> I really would rather get this taken care of.
> Excuse me, little lady.
> The wheelbarrow line is over there.

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## 18:33–18:41

Moe, the grey-haired bartender, pushes a red wheelbarrow carrying Barney, a heavy drunk with messy brown hair who holds a Duff bottle, along a purple-walled hallway lined with framed pictures. Next, a monkey in a cap pushes a second wheelbarrow carrying a heavy man in a blue shirt and red shorts who sips a drink through a straw, while a man in a black cap and dark shirt pushes a green wheelbarrow with the same heavy man, who tilts his head back with his mouth open. In the final frame, Lisa, with her spiky hair and pearl necklace, grips a bus steering wheel while Otto, with long curly black hair and a cap, smokes beside her.

> Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
> Oh.

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## 18:41–18:55

Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress, pulls a small wheeled cart carrying a cage of baby-like figures past a blue HOSPITAL sign reading 1/2 mi. at night under a purple sky. She stops in front of a white police car with its door open, where Chief Wiggum, the fat police chief in uniform and cap, sits at the wheel and then steps out to stand beside the car. Lisa holds the cart's handle with her arms outstretched as Wiggum approaches and speaks to her, with the car's flashing blue light and headlights glowing behind them.

> Hold it right there.
> Well, if it isn't Springfield's finest little babysitter, Lisa Simpson.
> Hi.

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## 18:55–18:58

Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, floats against a dark blue background, first with arms spread wide and smiling, then drifting with her hands clasped at her waist as she looks to the side. Chief Wiggum, the fat police chief in a dark cap with a badge and a blue sideburn, appears in close-up against a purple backdrop, eyes glancing sideways, then raises a finger to his chin and speaks with his mouth open. Lisa's orange-and-white sandals and the shadow on the blue wall are visible in the early shots.

> How are you?
> Um, I'm fine.

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## 18:58–19:09

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, stands on a dark roadside at night while Chief Wiggum, the fat police chief in uniform and cap, talks to her and gestures with his hands. Wiggum raises a finger, then spreads his arms, then rests a hand on his chin before raising a finger again and grinning. A police car with flashing red lights sits behind them beside a grey wall and wooden sign post under a purple night sky.

> Now, Lisa, when you're walking down the side of the road,
> you always want to be sure to go with traffic, OK?
> Well, is that with traffic or against traffic?
> No, it's with traffic. With traffic. Anyway, good night.

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## 19:09–19:20

Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, stands beside Chief Wiggum, the fat police chief in a blue uniform and cap, as he raises a flashlight in a dark purple-lit night scene. Lisa looks up with a weary, dismayed expression and then stares wide-eyed at something off-screen. Later, Lisa stands on a dark blue wooden surface next to the large blue uniformed figure and grimaces with squeezed-shut eyes and clenched teeth, while a grey-green wheelbarrow handle is visible at the right edge of the frame.

> Uh, hold on a minute.
> Let me have a look at that wheelbarrow, please.
> Okay.

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## 19:20–19:33

Chief Wiggum, the fat police chief in uniform and cap, shines a flashlight while Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, stands beside him on a dark, starry night. Lisa then backs away along a railing toward a sign on the left, glancing around, while the beam of light sweeps across the scene. In the middle of the moment, a wheelbarrow marked 'Yard King' holds a white, sleeping figure against a purple background. Lisa's wide-eyed reactions and the moving light suggest she is sneaking away from the officer.

> Just as I thought.
> It's a Yard King.
> That is a quality barrel.
> Well, I gotta run.
> Oh, God.

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## 19:33–19:38

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and a blue bead necklace, appears first with her hands clasped near her chin and eyes narrowed, then hurries along a purple-walled space past a grey panel, looking alarmed with a clenched grin. She then pushes a green wheelbarrow carrying a tan crate, mouth open in worry. In the last moments she stands at the edge of the purple striped floor peering down, while a tiny figure in an orange shirt, Bart, with spiky hair, zooms across the floor trailing puffs of grey smoke in a sequence of movement that leaves Lisa staring after him.

> Where's Bart?

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## 19:38–19:48

Bart, in an orange shirt and blue pants, tumbles head over heels down a steep purple hillside at night, then slides onward in a cloud of dust, passing a dark roadside. Lisa, in a red dress and pearl necklace, grips a green wheelbarrow holding baby Maggie in her pacifier and blue bow as it races down the slope, trailing dust clouds and bouncing over rocks. The slope ends in a view of dark green bushes and a grey sign, with no characters visible.

> Oh!

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## 19:48–20:00

Lisa, caked in mud and wearing a red dress and pearl necklace, stands in a muddy field beside a green wheelbarrow, while a mud-covered Bart in an orange shirt and blue pants lies sprawled in the mud next to a large muddy yellow figure. She stays near the prone figures, then in the final moment walks away alone along a dirt path toward the glowing red 'SPRINGFIELD SQUIDPORT' arch, dragging a stick-like object behind her, as a crowd watches from a wooden bridge above.

> Oh, Bart, I'm so sorry.
> This is all like a bad dream.
> Citizens of Springfield, I officially declare this.

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## 20:00–20:11

A stocky man in a purple suit and blue tie, with short dark hair, stands at a wooden podium draped in red cloth beside a microphone, with evergreen bushes strung with lights behind him, and he grimaces and points while a crowd watches. Among the audience are a woman with glasses, a boy in a bow tie, a dark-skinned man in a green sweater, a woman with a tall reddish hairdo, and a man in a blue jacket, all looking alarmed and open-mouthed. The scene then cuts to a muddy, brown-streaked landscape where Lisa, in her red dress and smeared with mud, pushes a green wheelbarrow with a dazed, mud-covered Bart slumped inside, while a small wire basket of blocks sits at the left.

> What the hell is that?
> Why, it's Lisa Simpson.
> And look what she's doing.
> She's murdered her brother. And she's trying to dump the body in a harbor.

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## 20:11–20:22

Ned Flanders, Homer in a black suit and bow tie, and Marge stand at a wooden railing among a crowd of townspeople watching something, while Otto in an orange cap and headphones and a woman with bone-topped blue-green hair look on with wide, tense expressions. As the crowd's gaze shifts and Otto gestures, a sign reading 'YPE' hangs overhead. The scene then moves to a hexagonal barred cage in a green-rimmed tub of dark sludge, where Homer peers out and waves a hand while Bart in his orange shirt lies beside him, splattered with black goo.

> Well, duh.
> And as a grim finale, she intends to drown that poor Cade's baby.
> Oh, what's happening?

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## 20:22–20:35

Lisa, muddy and wild-haired in a tattered orange skirt, raises one arm in a dirt-covered yard at night, while Homer in a black tuxedo with bow tie and white gloves gestures beside a green wheelbarrow marked "Yard" that holds a muddy Bart in an orange shirt. Marge, with her tall blue beehive and white tank top, steps up beside the wheelbarrow, then leans over the muddy Bart and holds a wooden crate while Bart lies back with his eyes shut and mouth open. The purple sky, a red fence and a tilted tan box are visible in the background.

> Where am I? And she's on drugs!
> Give me the drugs, Lisa.
> Dad, I'm not on drugs. I was just trying...
> His arm! Oh, my special little guy!
> Are you okay?

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## 20:35–20:46

Homer in a black tuxedo stands at the left while Marge, with her tall blue beehive and holding baby Maggie, stands behind a green cart marked "Yard" that is loaded with fruit. A Black man in a blue suit, who matches Carl, kneels beside the cart, then rises to his feet and gestures with his hand, while Lisa in her red dress and star-shaped hair watches on the right. The scene takes place outdoors at night in front of a red arch reading "Springfield Squidport" with a city skyline behind.

> Mmm.
> Dislocated shoulder.
> Bump on the noggin. My diagnosis?
> A rather nasty fall caused by bad babysitting.

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## 20:46–20:57

Lisa Simpson, smeared with mud and hash-mark scratches, first stands in a purple nighttime scene, then is seen on a wooden bridge facing a crowd of townspeople behind a railing beneath a red sign reading "SPRI...". Later she lies in her pink bedroom in bed beside a telephone and lamp while Bart Simpson, his arm in a sling, enters through the doorway and walks over to sit at the foot of the bed. Bart then sits on the bed talking with his hands folded, while Lisa looks toward him, and a poster reading "FEST" hangs on the wall behind them.

> Hey, Bart. How's your arm?
> It's all right.
> I was hoping they'd give me one of those steel claws, but what are you gonna do?

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## 20:57–21:09

Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, sits on a blue bed in the first frame, holding a sling-wrapped arm with a bowl of candy-like pieces, while Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair, lies in bed with a red blanket and pearl necklace, looking to the side. Bart then stands by a pink wall with a light switch, a green jester doll on a bookshelf behind him, his arm in a grey sling, grimacing and glancing downward, and his expression shifts from a sulky frown to a clenched, toothy grimace as he looks off to the side. Posters reading JAZZ FEST with a saxophone and a music stand decorate the bedroom, and the arm sling and the bowl of treats remain visible throughout.

> I'm sorry I was such a jerk last night.
> I guess I sort of ruined your babysitting business.

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## 21:09–21:18

Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress, lies in bed on a blue blanket with her mouth open and eyes drifting, while Bart Simpson, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt and a blue arm sling, kneels on the bed beside her. In the bedroom, Bart's arm sling stays in place as Lisa's head turns and she looks up toward him, then Bart leans down toward her and turns his head, and in the final moment Bart leans closer over the bed while Lisa lies with her head tilted and mouth open. A framed portrait hangs on the pink wall, and a green poster with the word FES and a bugle-like decoration sits above the bed, with a purple bookshelf-style stand and a book on the right.

> Yeah, well, that's okay.
> I can always sell seeds.
> Do you want some seeds?
> No, thanks.
> Oh.

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## 21:18–21:29

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress, lies in bed under a blue blanket and reaches for a light blue pillow beside a bedside table holding a telephone and a lamp. She then sits up, holding a pale blue telephone receiver to her ear with a string of white pearls around her neck, her eyes widening and mouth opening as she listens and speaks. Across the scene she shifts from lying down to sitting upright on the bed while keeping the handset pressed to her head, with the phone cord trailing down to the floor.

> Hello.
> World's Worst Babysitter speaking.
> Lisa, I'm glad I reached you.
> Are you available to babysit tonight?
> Aren't you afraid I might take drugs and injure your children?
> Yes, that is a concern, but it's so hard to find a sitter, and I've got judo tonight.

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## 21:29–21:35

A curly-haired Black man in a white bathrobe with a red sash stands in a living room, holding a blue corded telephone to his ear. Over the five frames he grimaces, glances sideways, and speaks, then lifts his free hand palm-out in a gesture while a green armchair, a side table with a phone, a framed picture of two golden figures dancing, and a wooden staircase with balusters stand behind him.

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## 21:35–21:47

Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, sits on a bed holding a blue telephone to her ear beside a purple bedpost and a cash-register-like device on a nightstand. Over the moment she shifts from wide-eyed listening, to closing her eyes and raising a hand as if speaking or pleading, to looking up with her mouth open and then to a dejected, eyes-half-closed expression while the phone cord hangs down. A lamp with a green shade sits at the left edge against a pink wall.

> Um, okay, I'm sorry. Can you hold on, please?
> Hello?
> Lisa and Ed Flanders, you available tonight?
> Didn't you hear I almost killed my brother?
> You did?
> Just a minute.

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## 21:47–21:58

Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, sits on a blue bed in her pink bedroom, holding a grey telephone receiver to her ear and looking worried. Through the window and sliding glass door, a pink nightstand with a white telephone and a lamp are visible, along with a framed picture on the wall and a green tree outside. She keeps the phone pressed to her ear while sitting on the bed. The frames then cut to black with orange on-screen credits reading 'Executive Producers Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein' and then 'Executive Producers James L. Brooks, Matt Groening, Sam Simon'.

> What time can you come over?

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## 21:58–22:08

No animated characters appear; the moment is a black title card with orange cast credits in the centre. The names appear one after another: a small 'Starring' line above Dan Castellaneta, then Julie Kavner, Yeardley Smith and Hank Azaria, followed by an 'Also Starring' card listing Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille and Maggie Roswell. Each credit fades in and out against the black background.

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## 22:08–22:18

No Simpsons characters appear in this sequence; it is a black screen with orange credit text over five successive title cards. The first reads "Executive Consultant BRAD BIRD" in the center, followed by "Animation Producers BILL SCHULTZ and MICHAEL WOLF," then "Executive Story Editors DONICK CARY and DAN GREANEY," then "Associate Producer ALISON ELLIOTT," and finally "Music by ALF CLAUSEN," each card appearing and disappearing against the plain black background.

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## 22:18–22:28

No Simpsons characters appear in this moment, which is a black end-credits screen with orange lettering that changes over time. It runs through the Editors (Michael Bridge, Don Barrozo, Lee Harting), the Dialogue Sound Editors (Bobby Mackston, Terry Greene, Norm Macleod), and the Music Editor (Chris Ledesma), Sound Effects Editor (Travis Powers) and Re-Recording Mixers (R. Russell Smith, Greg Orloff). It then shows a block of assistant and post-production assistant names before ending on Overseas Animation Director Utit Choomuang.

> We'll be right back.

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## 22:28–22:39

No characters appear in this moment; it is a sequence of end credits on a black background in orange lettering. The credits list animation, storyboard, character design, background, and layout staff, then animation production staff, followed by a copyright notice reading "The Simpsons Episode #4F13, Copyright 1997, Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation." It closes with the title card "Executive Creative Consultant James L. Brooks."

> Shh.

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## 22:39–22:49

A row of dark silhouetted audience members sits in a theater, the one in front with a large spiky head, as a beam of light falls toward a blank screen. The white Gracie Films title appears over a blue light beam, then gives way to the golden 20th Century Fox Television logo rising against a cloudy sky with searchlights. The logo's caption reads 'A News Corporation Company' before the screen fades to black.

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