# Grade School Confidential

The Simpsons, season 8, episode 19 (S08E19), first aired April 6, 1997.
Written by Rachel Pulido. Directed by Susie Dietter. Production code 4F09.
Guest stars: Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Krabappel.
Couch gag: Bubble Family.

At Martin Prince's disastrous birthday party, Bart catches Principal Skinner and Edna Krabappel kissing and agrees to keep their romance secret if Skinner moves his bad school record onto Milhouse. Fed up with carrying their love notes, Bart exposes them in front of the whole school, and Superintendent Chalmers fires them both. When the couple barricade themselves inside the school, a remorseful Bart tries to help.

Who's in it: Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Marge Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Moe Szyslak, Milhouse Van Houten, Grampa Simpson, Principal Skinner, Ned Flanders, Barney Gumble, Chief Wiggum, Krusty the Clown, Lenny Leonard, Carl Carlson, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Mrs. Krabappel, Dr. Hibbert, Mr. Burns, Waylon Smithers, Nelson Muntz, Kent Brockman, Otto Mann, Jasper Beardsley, Martin Prince, Ralph Wiggum, Patty Bouvier, Reverend Lovejoy, Selma Bouvier, Groundskeeper Willie, Santa's Little Helper, Lou, Lewis Clark, Wendell Borton, Richard, Jimbo Jones, Eddie, Miss Hoover, Maude Flanders, Kearney Zzyzwicz, Sherri Mackleberry, Terri Mackleberry, Sideshow Mel, Kirk Van Houten, Nina Skalka, Janey Powell, Larry Dalrymple, Hans Moleman, Luann Van Houten, Helen Lovejoy, Sam, Adrian Belew, Professor Frink, Bernice Hibbert, Agnes Skinner, Dolph Starbeam, Sophie Jensen, Girl with glasses, Long-haired girl, Ruth Powers, Jaffee Ziswhisky, Buck-toothed boy, Dr. Nick, Gareth Prince, Dewey Largo, Superintendent Chalmers, Lionel Hutz, Buck-toothed girl, Sarah Wiggum, Herman Hermann, Lewis' lookalike, Gloria Prince, Boy with shades, Sanjay Nahasapeemapetilon, Old Jewish Man, Alice Glick, Lunchlady Dora, Bumblebee Man, Black Weasel, Charlie, Yellow Weasel, Smug Girl, Just Stamp the Ticket Man, Jack Marley, Dave Shutton, Richard Nixon, Pahusacheta Nahasapeemapetilon, Mathemagician.

Every moment of the episode, about ten seconds each: when it is, what happens on screen, and what's said.
The descriptions are written by an AI model from frames of each moment and can get small details wrong. The dialogue is from the episode's subtitles.

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## 0:00–0:12

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, leaps through the air on a skateboard above a pink car in the driveway, while a small yellow-haired figure sits inside the car. Afterward Homer, bald and heavy in a white shirt and blue pants, stands beside the pink car with one hand raised to his chin in front of a yellow house with an open garage full of boxes and a bicycle. The scene opens from black to drifting clouds with the orange title text "THE SIMPSONS" over a blue sky, and a blue mailbox sits on the lawn at the bottom left.

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## 0:12–0:23

Homer, Marge, Lisa, Maggie and Bart, all rendered as blue translucent silhouettes, sit together on the red couch in the pink living room, with Homer on the left, Marge with her tall blue beehive in the middle, and the children on the right. Across the five moments they stay seated while the scene shifts to the TV, which shows a blue screen reading 'CREATED BY MATT GROENING' and then 'DEVELOPED BY JAMES L. BROOKS MATT GROENING SAM SIMON' in yellow letters. A lamp, a telephone on a side table, a framed sailboat picture and a purple floor lamp are visible in the room.

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## 0:23–0:36

Bart Simpson, with spiky hair and an orange shirt, and Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses, slump asleep at their desks in a classroom with other drowsy pupils, while Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo and green sweater, stands by the desks with a bored expression. The scene opens on a black screen, then a yellow school building with an American flag on a pole and a sign above its doors, before cutting to the classroom, where white credit captions appear at the bottom: "Co-Executive Producer MIKE SCULLY" and then "Co-Executive Producer STEVE TOMPKINS".

> to raise money for the car wash has been canceled due to confusion.
> Well, that concludes this morning's announcements.

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## 0:36–0:48

Mrs. Krabappel, a teacher with a tall brown hairdo and green sweater, sits at her desk in a classroom full of slumped students, then rests her chin on her hand and turns her head while raising her other hand. Before the classroom appears, a white wall-mounted vent with a round grille sits on green walls under an orange tiled ceiling, with on-screen credits reading 'Supervising Producer Jonathan Collier' and then 'Supervising Producer Ken Keeler'. Bookshelves, a 'First Aid' bulletin board, a window, and a stack of blue books on the desk are visible in the classroom.

> I'm Seymour Skinner, and stand by to resume learning in 5, 4,
> 3, 2... Ugh, it's hard enough to keep the kids awake without you, Seymour.

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## 0:48–0:58

Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo and green sweater, pulls a bundle of teal-wrapped firecrackers from a wooden desk drawer and lights one at her desk while a class of kids watches. Bart in his orange shirt and spiky hair, a girl with long purple hair and a pink bow, and other pupils at their desks stare wide-eyed and open-mouthed, and one boy in a white shirt laughs with his eyes shut and an arm raised. The drawer is packed with red and purple firecrackers, and an alphabet banner runs along the top of the classroom chalkboard.

> Whoa!
> Mrs. Krabapple, I also have an announcement to make.
> Can't wait till I retire. Um,

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## 0:58–1:06

In a classroom with a world map, a purple-haired girl with a pink bow, Bart in an orange shirt, and an orange-haired boy in a blue shirt sit at desks in the background. A blond boy in a white shirt and orange shorts walks from his desk toward the front, holding a small green card, then raises it toward a bulletin board marked FIRST AID while Nelson, in a vest and sandals, sits at a desk watching him. The boy stands before Nelson and holds out the green card, with the credits "Consulting Producer IAN MAXTONE-GRAHAM" and "Consulting Producer DAN McGRATH" displayed on screen.

> I want one and all to join me in celebrating the anniversary of my portentous birth.
> Here you are, Nilsen. A birthday party.

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## 1:06–1:15

Nelson, the bully in a vest, sits at a classroom desk with his arms resting on it while a pale-haired boy in a white shirt and orange shorts stands before him holding a green book. The boy holds the book out toward Nelson, who scowls and then leans forward with his mouth open as he speaks, while a red-haired boy in a blue shirt sits at a desk in the background beneath a First Aid chart and a bulletin board. Rolling on-screen credits appear over the scene, reading Consulting Producer DAVID MIRKIN, Consultant JOHN SWARTZWELDER and Co-Producer COLIN A.B.V. LEWIS.

> Here you are, Nilsen.
> Here you are, Nilsen. I said...

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## 1:15–1:24

Homer, bald with stubble and a white shirt, drives a red riding lawn mower across a lawn in front of a yellow house with an arched orange door, pulling a red wagon labeled SPACE SHUTTLE that carries Milhouse, in a blue cap and glasses, and Bart, in an orange shirt. Early on, Homer grimaces and squints against a blue sky with clouds, then the scene returns to the mower, with Homer gripping the steering wheel as the wagon rolls along behind him. Patio chairs, a hose, a barbecue grill, and a pair of wall lights are visible, and the caption 'Produced by J. Michael Mendel' appears over the lower part of the scene.

> All right, men. Get ready to blast off.
> Woo!
> We're in Harvard now!
> What's that? A call from the president?
> Hello?

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## 1:24–1:35

Homer Simpson, bald with a white shirt, lies back on a teal floor beside a red tiled area and a dark round stool, first staring sideways, then glancing with a sour look, and finally raising both hands in a V-sign while grinning with his mouth open. Later, Milhouse, with blue hair, glasses and a pink shirt over red shorts, sits in a red wagon labeled SPACE SHUTTLE beside Bart, who wears an orange shirt, blue shorts and sneakers and rests his chin on his hand, while Milhouse rides with his legs stretched out. Bart and Milhouse then stand on the teal backdrop with a red SPACE SHUTTLE box in the lower right, and the credits 'Produced by RICHARD RAYNIS' appear across the wagon scene.

> Hey, yes! Let me just say this about that.
> Okay, Mr. President. Bart, this is boring.
> I guess we could go to Martin's party. I don't know.

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## 1:35–1:43

Milhouse, with blue hair and red-framed glasses in a lavender shirt, and Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stand talking in front of a yellow house with a wooden fence and green trees behind them. Milhouse starts with his mouth open and eyes wide, then gestures with an open hand while speaking, and Bart listens with heavy-lidded eyes that drift and then close. Across the moment they keep standing side by side in the yard, with 'Produced by David Silverman' and then 'Produced by Richard Sakai and Denise Sirkot' and 'Written by Rachel Pulido' credit text appearing over the lower part of the scene.

> If we're seen there, it'll definitely take our social standing down a notch.
> We're at what now? Three?
> Three and a half. We get beat up, but we get an explanation.

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## 1:43–1:52

Milhouse, in a lavender shirt and blue cap with glasses, talks with Bart, who wears an orange shirt, in a backyard by a wooden fence. Behind them, Homer, bald and in a white shirt, rides a red lawn mower that pulls a small red trailer labeled "Space Shuttle" toward two purple-trunked trees bound with rope. The mower carries Homer past the trees, and then he is left hanging limply in the rope between them, glasses on, with the "Directed by Susie Dietter" caption over the scene.

> Beautiful colors.
> Never haste.
> Mayday!

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## 1:52–2:03

Bart Simpson, in his orange shirt, stands at a long white table lined with empty glasses, a plate of cupcakes, and a teal bowl of grapes, oranges, and apples in a backyard party with balloons and a wooden fence. He holds a cup of red punch, then sets it down and reaches toward the fruit bowl while a large pale blue figure with a stretched arm looms over the table, its hand hovering above the fruit. Bart looks sideways with a wary, sly expression as the figure's arm moves over the bowl, and in the background a few people sit at picnic tables.

> Bart! Oh, Mrs. K.

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## 2:03–2:10

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, and Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo, green cardigan and a red drink, are at a backyard party. Bart stands at a table laden with fruit, a punch bowl and pink and chocolate cupcakes, first gaping with his arms out, then scowling and pointing as he steps away while a paper cup lies on the grass. Mrs. Krabappel, beside a bunch of colorful balloons and a large pink-spotted dinosaur figure, looks sideways and gestures with her free hand.

> Hey, it's Saturday. Your powers are useless against me.
> Relax.
> I'm just here to have fun like everybody else.

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## 2:10–2:17

Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo and green cardigan over a teal skirt, stands facing Bart, who wears an orange shirt, blue shorts and blue shoes, on a grassy lawn. At a backyard party with a pink playhouse, a bunch of balloons and a cake-laden table nearby, she holds a small red cup, first lowering it and gesturing with her free hand while Bart gazes up at her. She then raises the cup to her lips and sips as Bart stares up at her with his eyes wide and glancing sideways.

> Don't think of me as a teacher.
> Okay.
> So...

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## 2:17–2:25

Mrs. Krabappel, in a green cardigan and teal skirt and holding a red drink, stands in a backyard with a fence, balloons and a table of cupcakes while Bart, in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands before her with a sullen, downcast expression. Bart then turns and walks away across the lawn, growing smaller in the distance toward the fence as Mrs. Krabappel remains where she is, watching him go.

> Excuse me.

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## 2:25–2:35

Lisa and Bart sit on the grass with other children in a backyard by a wooden fence strung with streamers, as a magician in a star-and-moon robe and pointed hat stands at a chalkboard. Earlier, a woman with a tall orange bouffant and green cardigan holds a red drink while Bart stands by the fence, and a blond boy in a light blue shirt rides a brown pony past a pink-spotted inflatable giraffe bouncy castle with scattered shoes, balloons and a fence. The magician, wearing glasses, then turns to the children and gestures toward the board, while a pony's rear appears at the right edge.

> Ha-ha!
> Mama!
> Hey, Houdini, why don't you saw Martin in half?

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## 2:35–2:41

Bart Simpson and Lisa Simpson sit cross-legged on green grass beside a picnic table, with a red-haired boy in a blue sweater in front and a grey-haired woman in a blue jacket and a girl with purple hair and a pink bow beside them. A bespectacled man in a blue robe with gold stars and moons and a matching pointed wizard hat stands before a green chalkboard showing long division, first gesturing with open hands and grinning, then raising a finger toward the board. As he talks, the red-haired boy slumps forward with his head drooping while Bart glances sideways.

> Oh, I'm not the kind of magician who does tricks.
> I'm a mathemagician. Aww, man.
> Now,

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## 2:41–2:55

Lisa and Bart stand in a backyard with a grey-haired woman and a red-haired boy, watching a man in a blue star-patterned cape and pointed hat at a chalkboard. He spreads his arms, then points at and chalks long-division figures, including 7 into 2893 with a 3 on top and 22 below, while Lisa raises a hand. Chalk writing on the board reads 413 r2, and a wooden fence and blue sky sit behind them.

> prepare to marvel at the mysteries of the universe as I make this remainder disappear.
> But seven goes into 28 four times.
> Uh, this is a magic seven.

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## 2:55–3:06

Mrs. Krabappel, with a tall brown hairdo and green cardigan, sits smoking at a wooden picnic table in a backyard, holding a pink mug, while a figure with green-rimmed glasses and dark curly hair talks in the foreground. She takes a drag and exhales smoke, then gestures with the cigarette as a man in a blue suit, pink tie and party hat arrives holding a red cup and stands beside the table, grinning. Streamers hang across the wooden fence, and a bunch of balloons tied with a white bow floats at the left.

> Edna!
> Seymour.
> Mind if I sit down?
> It's a free country.

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## 3:06–3:17

A woman with a reddish-orange bouffant hairdo, green cardigan and green earring sits at a wooden picnic table in a backyard, smoking a cigarette and holding a pink mug, while a man in a blue suit, pink shirt and orange tie wears a green party hat and holds a red drink beside her. Behind them stand a wooden fence and blue and pink paper streamers strung across the yard. The woman smokes and talks with her eyes half-closed, then grimaces and exhales, while the man gestures with an open hand, then sits down on the bench beside her and sets his red drink on the table before looking off to the side with a wary expression.

> I don't follow you.
> Just sit down, Seymour.
> It might be nice to talk to a grown-up for a change.
> Well, this party is certainly a break in my routine.

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## 3:17–3:25

Patty and Selma, Marge's twin sisters with grey-violet hair, sit at a wooden bar at an outdoor party, Selma in a green jacket holding a lit cigarette, while a man in a blue suit, a striped tie and a green polka-dot party hat sits beside them. Balloons with white bows and streamers hang behind the fence, and a pink cup and a red drink sit on the counter. The man, who looks like Herb with brown hair and a suit, talks and gestures with his hands, then lifts his hands in a flustered shrug and makes a rueful face, then turns back to talk to the sisters as the smoke curls up from the cigarette.

> Normally I spend my Saturdays carefully laying out my clothes for the following week.
> Then I stroll down to the car wash to see if Gus is there.
> Oh, yeah, you gotta keep busy.

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## 3:25–3:35

A woman with an auburn updo, green cardigan and green earring and a man in a green polka-dot party hat, blue suit, purple shirt and orange tie sit together at a wooden bar in front of a fence strung with streamers and a bunch of balloons. The woman holds a lit cigarette and talks animatedly, gesturing with her hands and touching her hair, while the man listens with a sidelong glance, then both fall glum and she takes a drag. Beside them sit a pink mug and a glass of red drink on the bar.

> I collect matchbooks from glamorous nightclubs.
> It's amazing. If you just write to them and ask them nicely.

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## 3:35–3:47

Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo and green cardigan, sits at a wooden table beside a balding man in a blue suit, pink shirt, orange tie and green polka-dot party hat, while blue and pink streamers hang along a backyard wooden fence under a blue sky. She smokes a cigarette and holds a pink cup, and the man grips a glass of red drink, looking glum and staring ahead. The woman then lifts her pink cup and speaks with her mouth open as smoke curls from her cigarette, and the scene closes on her in a close-up.

> Is this how you imagined your life, Edna?
> Well, yes, but then I was a very depressed child.
> Two poor decisions.
> Hear, hear.

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## 3:47–3:58

A brown-haired man in a blue suit and a green polka-dot party hat sits at a wooden table with Mrs. Krabappel, who has a tall brown hairdo and wears a green top and holds a cigarette, while a grey-haired older woman, likely Patty or Selma, peers over the backyard fence. Blue and pink streamers hang across the fence as the man sips a red drink from a plastic cup, glances sideways at Mrs. Krabappel, and then at the fence with a sour, skeptical look, while the older woman's expression shifts from a frown to wide-eyed staring. The scene is set outdoors against a wooden fence, bushes, and a blue sky, with cups and streamers on the table and fence.

> Seymour, I told you not to play in the neighbor's yard.
> It's a party, Mother. I was invited.
> Well, then I must have been invited too.

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## 3:58–4:06

A woman with a tall orange-brown beehive, green cardigan and turquoise earring, who matches Mrs. Krabappel, and a man with brown hair, a blue suit, an orange tie and a green party hat stand in a backyard strung with blue and pink streamers. The woman turns and looks around, then the boy in blue overalls runs across the grass past a pink playhouse with a purple roof, with balloons and a purple tree nearby, while she watches him. Finally the pair sit together at a wooden picnic table, where she holds a cigarette and a white mug and leans toward the man, who has a red drink in front of him.

> Help me, Edna.
> I know where we can hole up for a while.

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## 4:06–4:20

A blindfolded Milhouse in a party hat and pink shirt and red shorts, with blue hair, plays pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey in a backyard with a wooden fence, streamers, and a potted cactus, while Bart in his orange shirt and blue shorts stands beside him. A boy with bowl-cut blond hair, a blue sweater, a white bib, and brown pants looks at the donkey poster at first, then moves out of the picture as Milhouse steps forward while Bart holds the tail-pin, and in the final moments the paper tail drops to the grass as Milhouse stands near the donkey's rear.

> That's it. Looking good.
> Getting warm.
> I feel queasy.
> Don't stop, Milhouse. You're so close. I gotta barf.

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## 4:20–4:30

Milhouse, blindfolded and wearing a party hat, staggers along the entrance of a pink-spotted inflatable bouncer shaped like a giraffe, while Bart in an orange shirt stands beside him in the backyard and a girl with curly brown hair in a pink dress sits on the grass nearby. A boy in a red shirt holds a bunch of colorful balloons tied with a white ribbon, and shoes lie scattered across the lawn as Milhouse slumps down and ends up lying flat inside the bouncer. The last close-up shows a boy in a light blue shirt and orange pants, mouth open, standing by the wooden fence.

> Where's the bathroom?

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## 4:30–4:42

Selma Bouvier, with blue-grey hair and a pink dress, and a bespectacled man in a blue sweater and orange pants stand at a backyard party with balloons and streamers, while a child in a striped party hat stands nearby and several children sit crying on the lawn. The man gestures as he talks, and then Nelson, a brown-haired boy in a blue vest, points at and then kneels beside a figure lying face-up on the grass near a brown front door and a table with a white cloth. Nelson grimaces and clutches his stomach as the fallen figure lies motionless in a white outfit with a party hat.

> I told you we should have served cake instead of oysters.
> I'm ruined!

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## 4:42–4:55

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands by a wooden fence and then turns his head with a sour, questioning look while paramedics in white uniforms work around a backyard party with a "Happy Birthday Martin!" banner and balloons. Ambulances and a white van are parked in the street and yard, and a figure lies on a stretcher on the grass while others are wheeled toward the vehicles. In the final shot, an orange cat with a heart-shaped patch crouches on the lawn, chewing on something as it stands by a red brick wall.

> Bard, how come you're not sick? Eh, I gave my oysters to the cat.
> Hey, why'd you eat them? I thought you were a vegetarian.

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## 4:55–5:02

Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, stands by a wooden fence while Lisa, with star-shaped spiky hair, a red dress and a pearl necklace, sits in a wheelbarrow holding its handles as a tall bald man in a white shirt and tie pushes it from behind. Bart gestures and grins, then folds his arms, while Lisa squints and then opens her eyes wide and talks. The view then turns right to show a pink playhouse with a purple door and red arched window on a green lawn, with a bunch of colorful balloons tied to the fence and a tree behind it, and Bart's shoulder at the left edge.

> I didn't. I just wanted to leave.

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## 5:02–5:09

Principal Skinner, a neat grey-haired man in a blue suit and orange tie, and Mrs. Krabappel, with a tall brown hairdo and a green dress, sit on blue chairs at a small blue table in a pink, arched room with a window showing blue sky. Over the moment, Skinner lifts a white teapot with a red stripe and tilts it to pour into Krabappel's cup, while she grips the pot and then holds her cup and smiles at him. The teapot and two cups sit on the table, and the scene ends with both of them smiling over the tea.

> More tea, Edna?
> What kind of little boy has a tea set?
> I think we both know the answer to that.
> A lucky boy.

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## 5:09–5:23

Principal Skinner, in a blue suit and orange tie, sits across from a woman in a green sweater with a teal earring and a short auburn bob, in a pink room with arched windows and trees outside. She lifts a small white teacup and sips while he talks to her, then he picks up a white teapot and grins as he speaks, and later his face tightens into a clenched-teeth grimace as he keeps hold of the teapot.

> You know, Seymour, there's an innocence about you that can be quite charming.
> Oh, well,
> I've always admired your tart honesty and ability to be personally offended by broad
> social trends. Really?

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## 5:23–5:33

A tall-beehived woman in a green top and a man in a blue suit with an orange tie sit at a small blue table with a teapot and cup in a pink, wood-panelled room with an arched blue window. The man laughs with his mouth open, then the woman leans toward him and talks while gesturing near her chest. He grows wary and stares sideways, and her green sleeve rests on his hand as he sits frozen with his mouth open.

> Very much.
> And your laugh. You mean, ha!
> Mm-hmm.
> That's the one that makes me feel... Oh, boy.

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## 5:33–5:39

Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo, green cardigan and teal earrings, sits in a pink room beside an arched window, half-lidded and smirking at first. Principal Skinner, in a blue suit and purple shirt with his neat grey hair, sits beside her with wide, shifting eyes and his mouth open as he talks. Krabappel then turns her head toward him with a sly, sideways look and a pursed mouth, while the pink walls and the view of a fence and bushes through the window stay behind them.

> You have a breath mint I could borrow? I've got some menthol cigarettes.

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## 5:39–5:51

Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo and green sweater, sits at a pink-walled table with teacups, while Principal Skinner in a blue suit leans in toward her and then pulls her into an embrace and kisses her. Bart, in his orange shirt, appears at the arched window with his eyes closed and mouth open, and the blue sky and green bushes are visible outside.

> Oh, the heck with it.
> Mmm.

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## 5:51–6:04

Bart peeks worriedly from a pink playhouse window with bushes behind him while a figure in a green sweater with reddish-brown hair leans in at the right edge. The scene then cuts to a school cafeteria serving line, where Principal Skinner in a blue suit and orange tie and Mrs. Krabappel with a tall orange beehive and green cardigan stand holding trays of salad and a milk carton, with students at tables behind them. Krabappel takes a drag on a cigarette and exhales smoke while Skinner glances at her and then turns toward her, both looking at each other.

> You are never gonna guess what I saw at Martin's party after you guys left.
> You know that playhouse?

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## 6:04–6:16

Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo and green cardigan, stands at the school cafeteria lunch counter holding a tray with a salad bowl and a glass of milk while Principal Skinner, in a grey-haired suit, stands beside her. Bart Simpson, in his orange shirt, stands on a cafeteria table gesturing with his arms as classmates, including Milhouse with blue hair and glasses, look on, and a lunch lady in a white cap works behind the counter. Bart turns to face the other kids and points at them while the lunch lady and Mrs. Krabappel remain at the counter.

> Well, I... Good gravy. Oh, thank you. It's just brown and water.
> So I looked in the window, and there it was.
> The grossest sight I have ever... Bart Simpson,
> report to the principal's office immediately.

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## 6:16–6:29

Principal Skinner, neat grey-haired and in a suit, sits behind a desk in a red armchair in his office while Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo and green jacket, stands beside him and Bart, seen from behind in his orange shirt, faces him. Skinner clasps his hands, gestures, and purses his lips as Bart points to a blue-ribboned certificate on the wall, and Krabappel alternates between a stern look and a clasped-hands grin. Framed certificates with gold and red ribbons hang on the grey wall, and a window shows at the right edge.

> Now, Bart... Son.
> I don't know what you think you saw, but...
> Let me assure you... What Principal Skinner means to say, Bart,
> is that sometimes a little boy's imagination can run away with him.

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## 6:29–6:41

Bart Simpson sits in a tan armchair in an office lined with bookshelves, a bonsai tree, and a wall clock, while a woman with a short reddish-brown bob, green cardigan, and teal skirt, who is not a regular, stands by. Bart gestures with his hand and then slouches with his arms crossed, looking sulky. Principal Skinner, with neat grey hair and a blue suit, sits at a desk in a red wingback chair beside the woman, who clasps her hands and smiles while Skinner rests his chin on his hand and looks sideways.

> That's the best you can do?
> You could have at least said you were giving her CPR or rehearsing a play.
> Is it too late to say that?
> We're just a little concerned.
> If people were to find out the principal was dating a teacher,

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## 6:41–6:48

Bart Simpson sits in a small orange chair with his arms crossed and a sullen expression in a room lined with bookshelves and a potted plant. Mrs. Krabappel walks past him in a green cardigan and teal skirt, then turns to stand with Principal Skinner in a blue suit as she gestures toward the shelves. Skinner points at a boxed mantel clock while Krabappel looks on beside a framed picture of a school building, and Bart keeps glaring from his chair.

> they might see it as a conflict of interest.
> And there are those who might try to use it against us for their own advantage.

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## 6:48–6:55

Principal Skinner in a blue suit and orange tie, Mrs. Krabappel in a green cardigan with a tall orange-brown hairdo, and Bart in an orange shirt stand together in a school office with bookshelves, a wall clock, a bonsai tree, and a framed picture of the school building. Skinner gestures with an open hand and then glances sideways, while Krabappel smiles and clasps her hands, and Bart looks up at the adults, shifting his gaze between them. The group holds still in the same arrangement throughout, with Skinner and Krabappel alternately turning toward each other and Bart staying in the middle.

> Like me, for one. Like you've...

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## 6:55–7:07

Principal Skinner, a neat grey-haired man in a blue suit and orange tie, stands beside an unnamed woman with a short auburn bob and green jacket in a hallway, and he leans in with a sly look while she watches warily. He then reaches a yellow hand against a purple door marked "Permanent Record Depository" with a "Warning: Trespassing Will Be Noted" sign and a keyhole lock. Skinner, the woman and spiky-haired Bart in an orange shirt then walk together down a corridor lined with filing cabinets under fluorescent lights, Bart in the middle.

> Bart, if life has taught me one lesson repeatedly, it's to know when I'm beaten.
> Let's talk deal.

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## 7:07–7:14

Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo, green sweater and turquoise earrings, works in a records room lined with grey filing cabinets. She pulls open a drawer, takes out a folder labeled "SIMPSON, BART" and hugs a thick stack of folders against her chest. She then gestures emphatically beside a desk holding a tall bundle of papers tied with a red band, while an unnamed man in a blue suit stands by and Bart, in his orange shirt, sits facing her.

> As you know, Bart,

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## 7:14–7:22

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, sits at a wooden desk in an office with grey filing cabinets while a tall woman with a reddish-orange bouffant and green cardigan stands with one hand on her hip beside a brown-haired man in a blue suit and orange tie, who stands behind a stack of pink papers bound with red bands. The man speaks and gestures toward the papers, then lifts a tan clipboard, while the woman glances sideways with a sullen look that turns into a grimace as she starts talking. Throughout, the man's mouth moves and his eyes shift between Bart and the papers, and the woman keeps her hand on her hip as the exchange continues.

> your permanent record will one day disqualify you from all but the hottest and noisiest
> jobs. What do you say, son?
> You keep our secret and some other student can inherit your gloomy, wind-blown future.

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## 7:22–7:32

In a school records office lined with grey filing cabinets, Milhouse peers over a manila folder labeled "VAN HOUTEN, MILHOUSE" with a sly, half-lidded look, then sinks down behind it. Bart, in an orange shirt, stands at a desk holding a folder labeled "SIMPSON, BART" under a paperclip while a hand in a blue sleeve reaches toward the cabinets. Mrs. Krabappel, in a green cardigan with a tall brown hairdo, and Principal Skinner, in a blue suit and orange tie, stand over a thick stack of papers as Skinner grins and reaches toward Bart's chin.

> Deal.
> This is a great day for forbidden love.

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## 7:32–7:43

Mr. Burns, in a blue suit, and Mrs. Krabappel, in a green sweater, sit across a small green table lit by a candle in a dim restaurant with a checkered floor, a wall clock, and a Paris poster. After a view of an empty apartment street at night, Burns lifts a spoonful of dessert and talks while Krabappel eats from her bowl. He then smiles and keeps spooning as she raises her spoon, with a mug and a glass on the table beside the candle.

> This dessert is exquisite.
> What do you call it?
> Applesauce.
> Of course.

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## 7:43–7:56

Mr. Burns, a frail, stooped old man with grey hair at the sides, sits across a green table from Mrs. Krabappel, who has a tall brown hairdo and wears a green cardigan, as they share a meal in a restaurant beneath a Paris poster. Burns smiles and holds a spoon over a pink bowl of soup while Krabappel eats from her own bowl, pausing with a weary, sidelong expression, then reaches for an orange glass beside a candle-shaped figurine centerpiece on the table with blue placemats.

> I'm sorry, I don't get out to restaurants much.
> That's okay. I don't entertain much. Usually it's just soup for one,
> salad for one, wine for three.
> You know, I always thought I'd fall for a woman just like Mother,

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## 7:56–8:07

Principal Skinner, in a grey suit and pink shirt with an orange tie, sits across a small green table from Mrs. Krabappel, who has a puffy brown hairdo and wears a green sweater. They are in a restaurant decorated with a Paris poster, with pink bowls of food, a mug, and a lit candle shaped like a small figure in a black-and-yellow shirt between them. Skinner holds a spoon, eyes closed at first, then glances sideways with wide eyes, smiles at Krabappel, and finally lifts the spoon toward his mouth while she watches him.

> even though I didn't want to.
> And now that I haven't, I've discovered what true happiness can be, Edna.

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## 8:07–8:20

Principal Skinner, a neat grey-haired man in a suit, sits at a small dining table while Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo, green sweater and green earring, stands beside him setting down a bowl of food. A lit candle sits on a figure-shaped holder between them, and Skinner holds a spoon as she leans in close, resting her chin on her hand. The two then rise and kiss and embrace beside the table, and the scene ends on the empty table with two bowls, the candle still burning, in a purple room with a pink-and-white checkered floor.

> Seymour, swallow that applesauce and kiss me.
> I'm afraid I already swallowed it while you were talking.

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## 8:20–8:32

A tall man in a blue suit greets students outside Springfield Elementary School, its sign and a waving American flag visible under a blue sky. He first stands on the front steps while a small blond boy in a blue sweater walks up toward the doors, and a boy in a purple beanie and black shirt sits on the steps to the side. The man then gestures toward the boy in the beanie and turns to wave at a girl with curly brown hair in a pink dress clutching books, while a bald heavyset man in a white shirt watches from behind him near the entrance.

> Good morning, students.
> Way to go there, Wendell.
> There's Ralph.
> He knows the score.
> Jimbo, how's that hat today?
> Janie, Janie, both ain't he?

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## 8:32–8:40

Mrs. Krabappel, the teacher with a tall brown hairdo, green cardigan, pink scarf and teal skirt, sits on the edge of a wooden desk in a classroom beside a globe and under a chalkboard reading FIRE SAFETY. She reads from an open booklet, then leans forward and tilts the book up against her face, before sitting upright again to sweep one arm outward. She ends with both hands gripping the desk edge while her mouth opens to speak.

> The only way to survive a deadly blaze is...
> Oh, heck, life's too short for fire safety.
> Let's go outside and pick wildflowers.

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## 8:40–8:49

Bart Simpson in his orange shirt is among a classroom of cheering kids with arms raised, including Milhouse with blue hair and glasses and a blond boy in a white vest. As the class scatters, the vest-wearing boy tugs at Bart, who then wanders alone down an aisle between rows of desks with open textbooks. The green classroom has a US map, a wall calendar and blue bookshelves.

> Mark Simpson to the principal's office. Post-haste.

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## 8:49–9:00

Principal Skinner, in a blue suit with a pink shirt and orange tie, sits on a couch in his office holding a white envelope marked "To Edna Krabappel, Personal and Confidential." Bart, in an orange shirt and blue shorts, appears at the open blue door, and Skinner stands and walks toward him with the envelope. Skinner then hands the envelope to Bart, who takes it beside a potted plant, a bookshelf, and framed certificates on the wall.

> Bart!
> So good to see you.
> I have a little favor to ask you.
> I'd like you to give this note to Edna when you get back to class.
> I don't think I have to tell you it's for her eyes only.

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## 9:00–9:12

Bart, a spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, and Principal Skinner, a neat grey-haired man in a blue suit, appear first in an office with bookshelves, where Skinner rests a hand on Bart's shoulder while Bart holds a sealed envelope marked "To: Edna Krabappel PERSONAL and CONFIDENTIAL!" Bart then walks past a row of blue lockers toward a purple door while Skinner peers out from it. The scene closes on a close-up of a handwritten note, reading "Dear Edna, I want to 'Seymour' ('see more') of you! How about another secret rendezvous? Forever yours, Principal Skinner," held up by yellow hands in front of the lockers.

> Dear Edna, I want to see the rending. I hear reading.

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## 9:12–9:26

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands by a purple door and lockers in a school hallway reading a letter marked "To: Edna Krabappel, PERSONAL CONFIDENTIAL." The scene then cuts to the Aztec theater, where a marquee beneath a sunburst facade reads "Movie with Air Conditioning." Inside, a woman in a pink headscarf, green jacket, teal skirt and sunglasses enters through double doors and walks down a red-carpeted aisle past seated audience members in blue seats.

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## 9:26–9:37

A woman with an orange-brown updo, purple headscarf, dark sunglasses, green jacket and pink top sits in blue stadium seats beside a man in a red cap, dark sunglasses, blue suit and orange tie. Beneath a green paneled ceiling, the man first appears partly hidden behind her and then sits fully in view, while she clutches a brown bag. She lifts a small dark object near her face, then turns toward him and holds it low in her hand as they look at each other, and the background shows a railing with a few figures above.

> Do you think anyone saw us? No.

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## 9:37–9:47

Principal Skinner, in a red hat and blue suit with an orange tie, and a brown-haired woman in a purple headscarf and green jacket sit side by side in blue theater seats. Skinner talks and gestures with one finger while resting his hand on her arm, and she glances sideways with a wary expression. A bald man in a teal shirt, holding a popcorn tub and a cup of soda, stands at the end of the row and looks down at them, while audience members sit in the balcony behind a railing under a green ceiling.

> It went just as we planned.
> Except they confiscated my thermos of cola at the door.
> Skinner!
> Krabappel! What are you two doing here?
> Superintendent Chalmers. Why,

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## 9:47–9:58

A bald man in a teal polo shirt holds a tub of popcorn in a movie theater while a man in a red cap and blue suit with an orange tie, who looks like Principal Skinner, sits beside a woman with auburn hair, a purple scarf and a green jacket, who holds a blue soda cup with a straw. The seated man grimaces, clenches his fists, then points and talks while the woman sips her drink, and later both sit upright in the seats, gesturing and speaking with raised fingers as the scene shifts to a view of the theater's green and gold ceiling, with a pair of binoculars in a case on her lap.

> we're on a field trip. With a student. Yes.
> He's purchasing refreshments in the lobby.
> I'll go get him right now. Car keys, car keys, car keys.

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## 9:58–10:06

In a cinema auditorium, a thin, stooped older man with grey hair at the sides, who looks like Mr. Burns, sits at the right end of a row holding a tub of popcorn and a drink, while a man in a red cap and pale blue suit sits in an aisle seat beside a dark-haired boy and a woman with purple hair. A woman in a green jacket and pink shirt opens a brown box near the seats, and the man in the red cap stands up and walks up the side aisle toward the doors marked EXIT. He goes through the double doors, which are lit by the green exit sign above them, while the other audience members remain seated.

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## 10:06–10:14

Bart Simpson, in his green outfit and holding a red POP popcorn tub, walks down a carpeted aisle between rows of blue theater seats with an older man in a blue suit, orange tie and red cap, who rests a hand on Bart's shoulder as they emerge from the double doors and advance toward the viewer. Bart looks sullen while eating popcorn, and as they move forward the man leaves the doorway behind and the aisle is left empty, with the purple double doors closed at the far end.

> Stop pushing me.
> What's going on? Just enjoy the movie. It is Tom Berenger.

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## 10:14–10:27

In a dim movie theater, an older man in a red cap and dark suit with an orange tie sits beside an older woman in a purple headscarf and green jacket, with a bucket of popcorn at the edge of the seats. A spiky-haired boy in a green shirt sits between a bald, heavyset man in a teal polo shirt and the red-capped man, covering his face with his hand as the bald man, holding a popcorn tub, points and raises a finger while talking. The bald man then looks upward with a sly expression, still gripping the popcorn, as the boy winces and hides his face.

> You think they actually filmed this in Atlanta?
> I don't know.
> I don't think it's important.
> Yeah.

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## 10:27–10:33

A man in a blue suit stands in the doorway of a two-story house with purple shutters and a blue garage while a woman with orange-brown hair in a green top drives a white convertible past the front yard. Later, indoors in a blue-walled room with a round table and a framed mountain painting, a boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts walks in beside the man in the blue suit, who holds a pink tie, while an elderly woman with lavender-white hair in a purple dress sits in a wooden rocking chair. Notable objects include the blue garage door, a striped mailbox, a potted plant and a corner shelf with blue bottles.

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## 10:33–10:44

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands in a living room with blue walls, a round table draped in a white cloth, and a bookshelf with colored books behind him, while a thin man in a blue suit and orange tie, not identified by name, cups a hand beside his mouth and speaks, then points toward Bart. Bart glances sideways with wide eyes, and then he closes his eyes and grimaces with his mouth open, his hand raised to his face. Beside them, an elderly woman with lavender hair in a purple dress and purple shoes sits in a wooden rocking chair with her eyes shut, and framed mountain landscapes hang on the wall.

> Mother doesn't approve of me dating,
> so I need you to keep her busy for a few hours while Edna and I sneak out.
> Oh, I can't take much more of this.
> I collect pictures of cakes that I clip out of the magazines.

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## 10:44–10:54

Bart, with spiky hair and an orange shirt, sits beside an elderly woman with white curly hair and a blue cardigan on a pink sofa in a living room, with a framed landscape painting on the wall and a stack of books on the coffee table in front of them. The woman opens a red-covered scrapbook labeled "Lady Baltimore Cake" and turns its pages, which hold cake photos and clippings, including one captioned "Lady Baltimore Cake."

> It all started in 1941, when Good Housekeeping featured a photo of a lovely cake.
> You wouldn't happen to have any real cakes around here, would you?

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## 10:54–11:00

Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, appears first in close-up, grimacing and glancing sideways with a clenched-teeth look, then grins widely with his eyes wide open. He is shown against a pink wall with a teal top edge. Next, an elderly woman with a tall grey-white beehive, a purple beaded necklace, a purple top and a navy jacket, who is not one of the regulars, comes into view, looking down with half-closed eyes and a pursed mouth, then keeps her eyes narrowed and turns her head slightly as her mouth tightens. Bart's expression shifts from a sour glare to a smile and back, while the woman's sour, sidelong expression stays fixed.

> Oh, my, no. I don't care for cake. Too sweet.

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## 11:00–11:11

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, sits on a pink couch in the living room beside an elderly white-haired woman in a blue jacket and purple dress with a beaded necklace. The two hold a large photo album open on their laps, and she turns its pages with her fingers while he looks on. As the moment goes on she raises a hand toward her chin, then gives Bart a thumbs-up while he looks up at her and gestures with his hand, and a framed picture hangs on the wall behind them.

> Now, this is called a Lady Baltimore cake.
> At my age, I don't have much saliva left,
> so you'll have to lick my thumb before I can turn the page.
> Oh, can't I just turn the page for you?

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## 11:11–11:21

Bart Simpson sits on a pink sofa beside an elderly woman with grey-violet hair, a blue cardigan, a purple dress and beaded necklace, in a room with a teal wall and a framed painting. Together they hold a photo album open across their laps, and the woman points at a picture while Bart reaches toward the album, then flings his arms out in protest as she leans toward him with a stern scowl. The album's pages show a cake photo, and the scene ends with Bart sulking while she keeps pointing at the album.

> No! But you can pick out any picture you want to take home with you.
> Okay.
> That one. No! Ow! You can't have that one!
> That's a coconut cake!

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## 11:21–11:32

Mrs. Krabappel, the teacher with a tall brown hairdo and green sweater, stands at her desk in a classroom with a Lincoln portrait labeled LINCOLN and an American flag, while Bart Simpson in his orange shirt writes on paper at his desk beside a long-haired girl with glasses. Krabappel looks up from the desk, which holds a red apple and a stack of blue books, then scolds the class and points toward the back of the room as Bart turns in his seat, with a red-haired boy and a small student with a pink bow looking on. The scene ends with Krabappel's arm extended and Bart sitting turned away from the front.

> Bart Simpson, how many times do I have to tell you no talking?
> Report to the principal's office. But I wasn't...

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## 11:32–11:43

Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands before Mrs. Krabappel, a woman with a tall brown hairdo and a green sweater, who sits at an orange desk in a green classroom and writes on a pad; a red apple sits on the desk. Bart is handed a paper slip by her and is then led toward the blue classroom door, where Principal Skinner, a man with neat grey hair in a blue suit and purple shirt, waits in the doorway. Skinner steps out to the hallway with lockers, and back in the classroom Bart stands at the desk with his eyes shut while Mrs. Krabappel looks up at Skinner in the doorway. Visible details include a chalkboard, a red fire alarm on the wall, and a framed picture.

> Here, take this with you.
> Mrs. Krabapple, Bart has something he wants to say to you.
> I won't say it! Bart!

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## 11:43–11:54

Mrs. Krabappel sits at her desk at the front of a classroom while Bart stands before her, and Principal Skinner waits by the blue door on the right. Skinner then appears in a close-up against a row of lockers, with a sidelong, unimpressed look. Two girls with purple hair and pink bows lean over their desks, one pointing, while a red-haired girl watches beside them. In the last moment a small grey-haired man in a blue jacket points and speaks as a heavy brown-haired boy in a vest grins and rests his hands behind his head at a counter, with fluorescent lights overhead.

> I love you, Edna Krabappel
> Bart's gonna marry the teacher We're registered, Simpson

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## 11:54–12:07

Mrs. Krabappel, Bart's teacher with a tall brown hairdo and green sweater, smiles from behind her desk while Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands before her with a sullen glare. Later she stands at the front of a classroom beneath a strip of alphabet letters, and seated students at wooden desks, including two girls with purple hair and pink bows and a redheaded boy in a blue jacket, watch her while Bart remains at the right edge of the room.

> Thank you, Bart That was very sweet You may sit down now
> We're not gonna get away with this
> I'm going to step out for a few minutes, class Martin, you're in charge
> Now, Bart But, uh, you must promise not to fall in love with me.

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## 12:07–12:18

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, sits at a desk in a green-walled classroom with a globe and bulletin board, while a light-haired boy in a white shirt beside him grins and glances over with a smirk. A girl with purple hair and a pink bow in the background looks on, and in the final moments Bart glares and speaks as an older grey-haired woman with dark skin laughs at the right edge of the frame.

> Now Martin's scorn off me.
> That is it.

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## 12:18–12:28

Bart Simpson, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt and blue shorts, starts in a classroom with a First Aid chart and a world map, then turns and gestures while speaking to classmates. He walks across the room toward a blue door, while a few kids sit at desks behind him, and Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses under a blue cap, stands at the doorway beside a boy in a vest, probably Nelson, and another kid. Bart then leads the group out through the doorway into a hallway, and in the final part the children are seen scrambling along the hall floor near lockers, below a JANITOR'S CLOSET sign.

> Listen up, everybody.
> Follow me.
> What's going on, huh?
> What's happening, Simpson? Where are we going, anyway?
> Good choice.

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## 12:28–12:34

Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands before a purple door marked "JANITOR'S CLOSET" while three onlookers watch beside him: a woman with a tall purple hairdo and a pink bow on the left, a brown-haired man at the upper right, and Milhouse, with blue hair and red glasses, at the lower right. Bart first stands scowling with clenched teeth, then extends his arm and leans toward the grey call button beside the door and presses it. The onlookers stare at him with wide eyes and blank expressions as he does so.

> Okay, crew.
> Set your faces to stunned.

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## 12:34–12:47

Herb, the brown-haired man in a blue suit who looks like Homer, embraces an auburn-haired woman in a green sweater and green earrings in a room with shelves of jars, a mop and bucket, and a blue hat box. He lifts her off the floor and holds her up while she smiles and gazes at him, and he then steadies her in his arms as they look at each other. Onlookers crowd the edges of the scene: Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, and Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses, stand at the lower right, while a girl with long purple hair and a pink bow and a brown-haired woman in a white uniform watch from the left.

> Um...
> Um... School dismissed.

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## 12:47–12:57

Milhouse, with blue hair, glasses, a purple jacket and red shorts, stands at an open front door beside a blue-haired woman in an orange dress and glasses, who watches him and then recoils wide-eyed, reaching toward a wooden folding rack on the wall. The scene then cuts to the Kwik-E-Mart, where Apu stands behind the counter, a sign reads 'Credit Cards' and 'Stamps', and a young girl in a white dress runs with her arms outstretched past a pink car parked outside the glass doors.

> And then Bart opened the door, and Principal Skinner and Mrs.
> Krabappo were kissing!
> And swearing!
> Father, Uncle Apu, a teacher was in the closet with the principal,

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## 12:57–13:05

Apu, behind the counter at the Kwik-E-Mart, stands beside a grey-haired man in a white coat and purple vest, while a young girl with a long black braid and a green sash stands in front of the counter. At first the girl stands on a brown mat with her arms flung wide and her eyes bulging, then she leans against the counter with her arms spread across it as the two men lean in toward her and talk. The blue SQUISH slushie machine, a SQUISH sign, a GIVE tip jar and a partly visible N sign on the counter are all in view.

> and he had as many arms as Vishnu, and they were all very busy!
> Whoa.
> I was in the library at the time,

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## 13:05–13:17

Marge, with her tall blue beehive, and Lisa, in a red dress with a pearl necklace, are in the kitchen while Homer, bald and in a white shirt, sits behind a newspaper at the blue-covered table. Marge sips from a pink cup and then lowers it to rest her hand under her chin, while Lisa stands on the checkered floor beside the green refrigerator, pointing toward the table and then folding her hands and looking up. A lunchbox sits on the table, and a red wall phone hangs by the door.

> but Janie told me that Principal Skinner and Bart's teacher, Mrs...
> What's her name? Crabapple? Yeah, Crabapple.
> They were naked in the closet together.
> Oh, my goodness! Wait a minute.

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## 13:17–13:29

Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red necklace, are seated and standing at a kitchen table covered with a blue cloth and an open newspaper, while Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, stands on the checkered floor at the right. In the first frames Homer sits facing the side, glances around with wide eyes, then turns to a sullen look, and later his mouth opens in an exclaiming expression as he reaches toward Marge, who holds a pink teacup and looks startled. Lisa watches from the right, and by the last frame she stands with her arms crossed and a sour expression while Marge still holds the cup and Homer sits at the far left beside a green refrigerator decorated with magnets and a child's drawing. Notable objects include the blue oven mitt and red pot holder on the wall, a purple kitchen cabinet, a Krusty-style lunchbox and a stack of books on the counter.

> Bart's teacher is named Crabapple?
> I've been calling her Crandall.
> Why didn't someone tell me? Oh, I've been making an idiot out of myself.
> Mrs. Crabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies,

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## 13:29–13:37

A heavy man with short blue hair and a white tank top sits at the left of a green table, and a woman with a lavender bob and an orange vest sits at the right, both facing a small blond boy in a blue sweater and red pants standing near a dark green door. The boy grins and then gestures with his hands as he talks, while the two seated adults look toward him. The room has green-topped bar stools, a pastry box on the counter, and a yellow telephone on the table.

> and I saw one of the babies, and the baby looked at me.
> Maybe he looked at you?

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## 13:37–13:45

A heavy, bald-less man with blue hair, a white tank top and a black belt stands at a green table in a diner-like room, holding a corded phone receiver to his ear with one hand on his hip, while a woman with a lavender bob and an orange dress sits at the table beside him. Over the moment the woman leans in and points at the phone on the table, and the man turns his eyes sideways and then breaks into a smile while still on the call. In the background a boy in a blue shirt, red pants and cap stands near a door, with a pink donut box on a counter, bar stools and a white refrigerator nearby.

> Sarah, get me Superintendent Chalmers.
> Thank you, Sarah.

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## 13:45–13:54

Principal Skinner, a thin man with neat grey hair in a light blue suit and orange tie, sits behind a wooden desk in his office beside a green desk lamp, a grey filing cabinet, and an orange chair by the window. A heavyset bald man in a blue suit and red tie, unnamed, bursts through the purple door, shouts, then strides toward the desk and jabs a finger at Skinner, who recoils with his hands near his face. The bald man then stands at the desk while both men gesture and talk, with a small blue-and-grey device on the desk.

> Skinner!
> Superintendent Chalmers. The whole town's in an uproar about your sleazy shenanigans.
> Now, I'm going to give you a choice.

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## 13:54–14:05

Mr. Burns, a frail, stooped old man with a hooked nose and grey hair at the sides, stands in his office in a dark blue suit and red tie, first with his hands clasped behind his back, then leaning over a wooden desk to confront a man in a light blue suit with swept-back brown hair and an orange tie. As Burns speaks sharply and gestures toward the desk, the younger man grows visibly nervous, and finally turns to pull open a grey filing cabinet drawer while Burns watches him narrowly. Framed certificates, a desk lamp, a black desk telephone, and a bookshelf with a bonsai tree in a green bowl are visible in the office.

> You can give up this tawdry, fulfilling relationship,
> or you two will be out of here so fast your mortarboards will spin.
> And where is your mortarboard, anyway?
> Uh, right here, sir.

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## 14:05–14:14

An older man in a blue jacket and orange tie, wearing a black mortarboard with a gold tassel, stands before a wall with two diplomas, one reading DIPLOMA with a red seal and the other partly reading DI PL. He sits with eyes closed and a faint smirk, then Mr. Burns, bald with grey hair at the sides and a red tie, leans in from the side with a scowl and clenched teeth. The man in the cap then opens his eyes wide, looks up and to the side, and his mouth turns down and then opens in a startled O shape.

> So, what'll it be, Seymour?
> Well, I'm sorry, but I can't give up the woman I love.

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## 14:14–14:25

Principal Skinner, with neat grey hair and a black mortarboard perched on his head, wears a blue suit and orange tie as he stands in his office across a desk from a bald man in a navy suit and red tie. The bald man leans on the desk, points an accusing finger, then folds his arms before turning and walking out through the doorway on the left, while Skinner stands dejected beside the red armchair. Diplomas hang on the wall, and a clock, filing cabinet, desk lamp, and a beige trench coat on a rack are visible.

> Well, then I'm afraid you leave me no choice.
> I want you out of the building by three o'clock.
> You're fired.
> Edna, too.

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## 14:25–14:29

Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo, green cardigan and blue skirt, is in a green-walled room beside a blue door with a small window and light switches. A red-rimmed wall clock, its hands near 12, hangs above the door as she first stands and speaks with a wry, half-lidded expression, then sits down on a red-cushioned stool with her hands clasped over her knee. She keeps talking and her head tilts slightly while the clock hands stay in place.

> Well, it's going to be hard to say goodbye to all of you.
> We've had a lot of fun together.

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## 14:29–14:39

Mrs. Krabappel, the teacher with a tall brown hairdo, green cardigan and blue skirt, stands at the front of a classroom beneath an alphabet strip and a chalkboard, with students seated at wooden desks. She walks forward among the desks, lays a hand on the head of a girl with purple hair and a pink bow, then moves back to stand with her hands on her hips while she addresses a brown-haired boy in a blue shirt on the right. A pale, bristly-headed boy with glasses watches from a desk in the middle, and a spiky-haired boy in a white shirt sits at the left edge as she finishes with a smug half-smile.

> Nelson, Nelson, Nelson.
> How many kids have you beaten up this year?
> Mm-hmm.
> Fifty.

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## 14:39–14:50

Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo and green sweater, hugs Milhouse, who has blue hair and glasses, in a classroom lined with desks and bookshelves. Bart, in his orange shirt, looks out a window and then droops at a desk while Krabappel stands by the window. Later Bart peeks around a doorway as a hand in a blue sleeve pulls a yellow box from a desk, holding a diploma among scissors, a ruler and pencils, with the partly visible word "IPLOMA" on the certificate.

> Ah, fifty.
> Where does the time go?
> You, uh, you wanted to see me, Principal Skinner?
> Mm-mm. It's Mr. Skinner now.

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## 14:50–14:57

Principal Skinner, with neat grey hair and a blue suit, orange tie and lilac shirt, stands behind a desk in his office, packing a cardboard box with papers and a framed picture, while Bart, in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands at the desk facing him. Skinner first lifts the framed picture of a green-clad figure from the desk, then sets it into the box, then steps forward and talks to Bart while holding the box, and ends in a close view of him speaking with a window and blinds behind him. Notable objects include the open cardboard box, a stack of papers, and the framed picture.

> I'm just a man.
> Bart, I want to apologize for the awkward position Edna and I put you in.

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## 14:57–15:10

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands in an office beside Principal Skinner, a man with neat grey hair in a blue suit, orange tie and purple shirt. Skinner kneels in front of Bart, then rests a hand on his shoulder while Bart looks up at him, and later rises and stands with his hands on his knees. In the final moment Bart peeks out from behind Skinner's suit beside a purple filing cabinet, while a desk with a cardboard box of papers and a wall outlet remain in the room.

> Your help made our love possible.
> I don't know what we'll do without you.
> No.
> So long.
> Wait a second.
> You don't have to leave just because Superintendent Chalmers told you to.

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## 15:10–15:20

Principal Skinner, a neat grey-haired man in a blue suit and orange tie, stands by lockers holding a cardboard box of supplies with a "LOMA" plaque while Bart, in his orange shirt and blue shorts, appears in the doorway behind him. Bart then walks into a classroom with a potted plant, an orange chair and a radiator, spreading his arms, shrugging and looking uneasy while gesturing with his hands. The scene ends with Bart standing worried, pointing at himself and his hands.

> What are you getting at? You spent your whole life following orders.
> From your mother, the army, Superintendent Chalmers.

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## 15:20–15:32

Principal Skinner, a neat grey-haired man in a blue suit, stands in a school hallway by a purple door holding a cardboard box of belongings while Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, faces him with his hands clasped. A woman with a tall brown hairdo, Mrs. Krabappel, peeks over Skinner's shoulder, and then Skinner turns his back and walks through the teal doorway into the room beyond. He returns with the box tipping, and papers, a framed picture, and a book spill onto the floor as Bart stands by with his hands on his hips under a wall clock reading about 2:20.

> Just this once, man. Stand up for yourself.
> Okay, Bart. Let's go, Seymour.
> Okay, Edna.
> No, wait. We're not going anywhere.

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## 15:32–15:41

A man in a blue suit, purple shirt and orange tie, with neat brown hair, stands by a purple door and lockers in a school hallway, glances sideways, then opens his mouth to shout. His hand grips chains wrapped around a metal bar on a grey wall, and a megaphone with a red grip then lies on a wooden floor against a blue wall. Finally, he raises the megaphone to his mouth and shouts against a bright blue sky with white clouds.

> I'm gonna do what Bart should have told me to do a long time ago.
> Attention, Springfield.
> We have barricaded ourselves in the school and are not coming down until our demands are

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## 15:41–15:54

Principal Skinner, with neat grey hair and a suit, stands on the roof of Springfield Elementary School with a megaphone beside a woman with a tall reddish-brown hairdo and a green top, while a small Bart peers over the edge. Below, a groundskeeper with bushy red hair and green overalls rakes the lawn in front of the school's sign, then runs off across the grass with his rake as Skinner, now at street level, aims the megaphone at him. Bart, in an orange shirt, watches from the sidewalk beside the reddish-haired woman and the curb, which is visible in the foreground.

> met.
> Willie hears ya.
> Willie don't care.
> Obviously, you two have no experience causing a scene.

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## 15:54–16:05

Bart Simpson stands at a red wall-mounted phone box in an orange shirt, pressing its keypad and then lifting the receiver to his ear, while a man in a blue suit and orange tie holds a red bell beside him. The scene cuts to a newsroom under a Springfield News sign, where Kent Brockman, a grey-haired man in a tan sweater and blue tie, gestures and points off to the side, then raises a hand to his head. A desk with a grey telephone, a document and blue in-trays sits in the foreground, and staff work at computers behind him.

> I'll be right there.
> All right, people. We've got an escaped octopus on the roof of Springfield Elementary.
> Let's roll.
> Two cameras.

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## 16:05–16:16

Kent Brockman, the grey-haired news anchor in a red jacket, stands in front of the Springfield Elementary School sign and a news van, holding a microphone marked 6 while he talks, grimaces, and glances sideways. Behind him a crowd of children watches, and a man in a blue suit walks past the van. On the roof above, Principal Skinner in his suit, a woman, and a small spiky-haired boy (Bart) look on as a blue helicopter flies in the purple sky.

> So, once again, I've been had.
> But an even more interesting story has developed high atop this two-story school.
> A love story.

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## 16:16–16:21

A bald, heavyset man in a blue suit and red tie speaks into a red megaphone while standing on green grass beside a white van, then scowls and keeps talking. The scene then shifts to Principal Skinner, neat grey-haired and in a blue suit and pink tie, speaking through a megaphone and pointing from a purple-walled platform under orange clouds. Bart, in an orange shirt, stands at the rail beside him while Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo and green cardigan, stands with her arms crossed and watches.

> Skinner, get off of my school.
> No, you get off of my school.
> Homer, Bart's up there.

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## 16:21–16:33

Homer Simpson, bald and wearing a white shirt and blue pants, stands in front of a crowd on a purple sky backdrop, with Marge (tall blue beehive), Maggie (baby with pacifier and blue bow), and Lisa (red dress with star-shaped spiky hair) among the group. In the first moment Marge points upward while Homer stands with his eyes closed, then Homer raises a megaphone to his mouth and shouts, with the crowd, including Lisa and Maggie, looking on. Homer then lowers the megaphone and raises his arm to point skyward, and in the final moment he speaks through the megaphone while gesturing outward with his other hand. Nearby, a man in a brown hat and a mustached man with glasses look on, and a heavy man with messy brown hair stands at the right edge.

> Give me that.
> Bart, this is your father.
> Do you know where the remote is?
> I looked all over the house.
> Did you check your pocket?

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## 16:33–16:39

Homer, bald and heavyset in a white shirt, stands in the foreground shouting through a red-and-white megaphone toward Bart, a spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt on a rooftop, while two unnamed adults in suits and dresses stand beside him. Homer then turns to a crowd on a purple background where Marge with her tall blue beehive holds Maggie, who has a pacifier, and Lisa in a red dress with star-shaped hair covers her face, and Patty and Selma with grey-violet hair stand nearby. Homer raises a small black object toward Marge as the megaphone and crowd remain around him.

> It was in my pocket.

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## 16:39–16:46

Two helmeted police officers stand before a teal van at night, one holding a white mug, while a woman in a pink top stands on the van's roof holding a device to her face and a man kneels by the van. A line of people queues outside the lit Springfield Elementary School under a crescent moon, with a grey-haired man in an orange shirt standing nearby. Chief Wiggum, the heavy police chief, then holds a phone to his ear while reading a book titled 'Police Psychology' and glances at it as a red light glows on the van behind him.

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## 16:46–16:53

Chief Wiggum, the heavyset police chief in his cap and dark vest, stands beside a police truck with its red light on at night, reading from an open book and speaking into a handheld radio. A crowd of townspeople, including a man in an orange shirt and a woman in a pink dress, waits on the sidewalk in front of a blue building with lit windows, where a figure is visible at an upper window. Wiggum lowers the radio, rests his chin on his hand, and then holds a paper bag while the crowd remains in place.

> Fine.
> Stay in the school.
> We don't want you to come out.
> You got it.
> Damn.
> All right, boys. Roll up the sound truck.

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## 16:53–17:05

Chief Wiggum, the fat police chief in uniform, stands in the street at night in front of a green sound truck while a driver with a white cap sits in its cab. Later, Wiggum sits at the wheel of the truck and then points at its control panel with its gauges, switches and sliders. Outside a blue building, a small figure wearing a red shirt looks out from a window. Next, a row of police officers stands near a pair of large horn speakers on a green camouflage-patterned platform, with a police car and a van behind them and a passenger inside the van. Last, a boy with spiky hair in a red shirt, who looks like Bart, sits in a window of the blue schoolhouse, with a sign reading partly 'OLD ... OOL' at the left edge and people in the street below.

> We'll blast them out with music.

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## 17:05–17:14

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands in the foreground of a kitchen with a pot on his head while, in the background, a brown-haired man in a purple shirt, orange tie and jeans and a woman with a tall orange hairdo and green cardigan sit at a table in a cafeteria. They rise, clasp hands and then embrace, dancing together across the empty red-floored cafeteria past long blue tables, a bulletin board, trash cans and a blue door.

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## 17:14–17:24

A grey-haired man in a purple shirt and orange tie and a woman with a tall reddish-brown hairdo, green sweater and teal earring clasp hands and embrace in a green-walled classroom with desks and red cabinets. Behind them a spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts appears in a doorway, stands still, and then is seen peeking from a purple-framed window outside the house. The couple keep dancing closely, and the boy's reactions are the main change between shots.

> Oh, Whitman, I hope this siege never ends.
> Seymour, you're heaven in hush, puppies.
> Turn the music off!
> Ha! It's working like a charm, boys.

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## 17:24–17:36

Chief Wiggum, the heavyset police chief in a blue cap, talks into a walkie-talkie outside a blue house at night, pointing and gesturing while a small figure waves from a lit upstairs window. Two uniformed officers then aim a large round spotlight from a truck bed under a purple night sky, and the beam sweeps across the scene. Bart, in an orange shirt, stands in a kitchen window with a hand to his face, while in a dim hall with folding tables a man in a pink top and a woman in a green dress embrace.

> Now cut the power and hit him with the lights!

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## 17:36–17:39

A smiling grey-haired man in a purple shirt and a brown-haired woman in a green sweater and blue earring embrace in a dim, purple-lit room with patterned walls and blue tables. At first he grins with his eyes closed while she faces away, then they turn so she is pressed against him with her eyes shut and her arms wrapped around his back, and they stay locked in the hug as the background of tables, a window and a wall-mounted picture slides past.

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## 17:39–17:51

Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo, green sweater and teal skirt, dances closely with a grey-haired man in a purple shirt and jeans on a blue dotted dance floor while Bart, in an orange shirt, stands arms crossed nearby watching. The room then goes dark, and when the lights return the couple are embracing on a red couch, with one of the man's legs stretched out and green shoes scattered on the floor. Bart is sprawled on the floor by a green door, clutching a roll, as a telephone handset trails its cord across the floor and paper scraps fly around him.

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## 17:51–18:02

A thin, balding older man in a purple shirt and orange tie talks on a corded phone, and a woman with an orange bouffant and green cardigan sits in a chair nearby in one shot, while large blue legs stomp past a black telephone on the floor. A bald man in a blue suit and red tie holds a cordless phone before a crowd behind yellow police tape, with a clown with green hair at the right edge. The purple-shirted man returns to his corded phone, and the woman in the green cardigan stands beside him, holding the receiver to his ear as he speaks.

> I'll get it.
> Talk to me. You have got to end this thing, Shemar.
> We're not coming down until our jobs are reinstated and you acknowledge and celebrate our
> love.
> No one would like to celebrate your love more than I.

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## 18:02–18:11

Mr. Burns, a frail, stooped old man in a blue suit and red tie, talks on a cell phone while standing at night before a crowd behind yellow "DO NOT CROSS" and "POLICE LINE" tape, with Krusty, a man with a moustache and glasses, and a Black man among the onlookers. He keeps the phone at his ear, gesturing with his free hand and glancing around as the crowd watches. The scene then cuts to a blue-lit room where a grey-haired man in a purple shirt and orange tie holds a corded phone receiver beside a woman with a tall orange hairdo and a green jacket, who clutches her chest.

> But I am a public servant and not permitted to use my own judgment in any way.
> Then let us take our case directly to the townspeople.

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## 18:11–18:23

A bald man in a blue suit, white shirt and red tie holds a mobile phone to his ear at night, while a crowd stands behind yellow-and-black barrier tape marked POLICE and CROSS under a purple sky. Krusty, the clown with green hair, red nose and blue bow tie, stands at the right edge, and a bumblebee-costumed figure with antennae and a blonde-haired figure at the left look on. The suited man talks and grimaces, then raises his free hand to gesture as a bone-adorned, teal-haired figure leans into the frame beside him.

> Oh, yeah, that'll be real productive.
> Who do you want to talk to first,
> the guy in the bumblebee suit or the one with the bone through his hair?
> My opinions are as valid as the next man's.
> Yeah, all right, just come on down. Well, this is it.

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## 18:23–18:36

Principal Skinner, a man with neat greyish hair in a purple shirt and orange tie, and a woman with a tall orange beehive and green jacket, Mrs. Krabappel, stand in a dimly lit blue hallway beside a window. The man holds up a black handset toward her, then grimaces and gestures with his hands while she clasps hers and listens, before Bart, in his orange shirt, steps between them as the man rests a hand on his shoulder and the woman touches his other side. Bart then rubs his chin with a sly, thoughtful look while the two adults watch him.

> What are you going to do?
> I'm going to go out there and tell every man, woman and child that I love Edna Krabappel.
> Well, that's nice, but first you gotta grab their attention.
> And I think I know how.

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## 18:36–18:48

Principal Skinner, in a blue suit, stands in the doorway of Springfield Elementary School beneath its sign while Bart in an orange shirt and a dark-haired boy in a blue sweater sit on the steps and a woman with orange hair in a purple dress looks on. Then a large crowd of townspeople presses together, with Homer, Grampa and Krusty the clown among them, all staring at a figure seen from behind. Finally, at night, Chief Wiggum raises binoculars to his eyes at a counter while Mr. Burns in a blue suit and red tie stands beside him and a man in a red cap and green sweater looks on.

> I have a bomb.
> Hey, wait a minute. Those are hot dogs.
> Armor hot dogs.
> What kind of man wears armor hot dogs? It was a good idea, Bart,

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## 18:48–19:01

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands beside a bald, grey-sided man in a navy suit and red tie, and a woman with a tall brown hairdo and green cardigan (Mrs. Krabappel) in a doorway. A man with swept-back brown hair in a blue jacket and a patterned purple shirt gestures and speaks in the doorway, then holds the front of his jacket and fiddles with a dangling dark object while the woman looks on. The woman rests a hand on his shoulder, and in the final shot, at night outdoors, she grips his shoulder and grimaces while a crowd of townspeople watches behind them.

> that it's just not working.
> Just speak from the heart, Seymour.
> Tell them how we brought a little happiness into each other's lives.

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## 19:01–19:09

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands beside a doorway while a woman in a green cardigan and teal skirt, with short auburn hair, grips the lapel of a man in a blue suit and pink shirt with an orange tie. A crowd of onlookers, including a man in a brown hat and a woman with orange hair, gathers on the front steps. The woman gestures with her free hand, and in the last moment a red-haired woman in the crowd raises a pointing finger.

> Ask them why they're forcing two dedicated people to choose between their careers and
> their hearts.
> Excuse me, Edna. I don't think we're talking about love here.

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## 19:09–19:20

A woman with a large orange bouffant, a pink sleeveless vest over a white blouse, and a red skirt stands at the center of a crowd outdoors under a purple night sky. She starts with one finger raised, then touches her chin, then plants her hands on her hips, and finally lets her arms fall to her sides. Beside her, Krusty the clown with green hair, a red nose, a pink shirt, and green pants grimaces and then speaks with his arm out, while Barney, a heavy man with messy brown hair in an orange shirt, stands nearby with a sour look. Other onlookers, including a bald elderly man with grey hair at the sides, watch in the background.

> We're talking about S-E-X, in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N.
> Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down.
> What are you people talking about?

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## 19:20–19:33

Marge, with her tall blue beehive, points accusingly at a brown-haired woman in a pink vest who covers her cheek, while a bespectacled man in a blue sweater gestures beside them in a crowd at night. Earlier, Bart in his orange shirt stands on the steps beside a grey-haired man in a blue suit as a crowd gathers below, and later a heavy-set man in a white lab coat points at the group while Chief Wiggum in his police cap stands among onlookers, including a clown-haired figure and a lavender-haired woman with crossed arms. No on-screen text is visible.

> My child told me you two were having sex in the school janitor's closet.
> You know, making babies.
> Yes, illicit sex. Doing it, it, it.
> Sorted public sexual congress.
> This is absurd.

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## 19:33–19:41

Herb, a brown-haired man in a blue suit and orange tie, stands between a woman with a tall orange beehive and green cardigan and Bart, who has spiky hair, in front of pink-and-blue doors. He first stands with his eyes squeezed shut and his hand near his chest, then turns to flare his arms wide and jab a finger toward the ground, looking indignant. In the final moments he lowers his arms, clasps his hands at his waist, and looks to the side while the woman and Bart stay beside him.

> I did not have relations in that closet, and the fact is I haven't...

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## 19:41–19:53

Mr. Burns, a frail, stooped, bald old man in a blue suit and red tie, walks along a sidewalk at dusk with Chief Wiggum beside him while a crowd watches, including Krusty the clown and a woman with an orange bouffant in a green top. Burns gestures with his hands as he talks, then stands among the onlookers while the brown-haired man in a blue jacket, seen from behind, faces the orange-haired woman in green, who grins and then clasps his hand. Behind them are a blue house, trees, and a purple evening sky.

> Um... Yes?
> Seymour, I think you'd better tell them.
> It's the only way to clear our names.

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## 19:53–20:02

A woman with orange beehive hair in a green cardigan and teal skirt and a man in a blue suit with a pink shirt and orange tie stand together in front of the pink double doors of a school entrance, beneath a sign reading SCHOOL. The man's hands are clasped behind his back as he speaks, and he glances off to the side with a strained, uneasy look while the woman stands still with her arms at her sides. A crowd of onlookers, including a man in a brown fedora, a bald man, a curly-haired woman, and a redhead, gathers on the steps and in the foreground, and in the later moments the man's expression tightens and he looks down before the scene holds steady.

> Well, everyone, the fact is, I haven't ever had relations.
> I am a virgin.

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## 20:02–20:15

Mr. Burns, the bald, frail man in a blue suit with a red tie, stands with a hand on his hip while Kent Brockman, the grey-haired news anchor in a red suit, holds a microphone near him, and a scowling boy in a pink shirt and blue shorts stands nearby. Later, Chief Wiggum in his blue police uniform and cap stands beside Burns in front of a crowd that includes Homer, Grampa, and Krusty with his red clown hair. Still at night outdoors, Homer squints and turns his head while Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, looks on and points toward something off-screen.

> Ha-ha!
> Hey, does this mean that Mrs. Kropopple is a virgin too?
> Ha! Well, Seymour, it's clear you've been falsely accused,

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## 20:15–20:25

Principal Skinner, the grey-haired man in a dark blue suit, stands on the front steps of a building with a bolted-on sign above its glass doors, facing a bald-topped, grey-haired man in a light blue suit and pink tie who stands in the doorway. Beside them a woman with an auburn bob wears a green cardigan over a teal skirt, and in the foreground Krusty, with green hair and a pink top, is seen from behind next to a figure in a purple beanie. Over the moment Skinner speaks and gestures with his arm and open hand toward the man in the blue suit, who keeps his arms at his sides and his expression stiff, while the others remain still.

> because no one anywhere ever would pretend to be a 44-year
> -old virgin.

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## 20:25–20:35

Homer and Marge Simpson stand in a crowd with a bearded red-haired man in overalls, a bald, grey-haired man in a navy suit, a red-haired woman in a red dress, a man in a white coat, and Krusty the Clown in a pink jacket, all gathered outdoors at night under a purple sky in front of a building with pink-framed windows. At first a grey-haired woman in a green jacket and a man in a blue suit stand in a doorway while the navy-suited man reaches toward them and Krusty stands nearby, then the crowd shifts and leans forward, with the bearded man scowling and Homer and a dark-haired man in a green sweater grimacing and looking off to the side. By the end, the group's faces show shock and disgust as they stare upward, and the bearded man grits his teeth beside Marge.

> Oh, that's for sure.
> I'm inclined to agree.
> Ugh, I'll never look at him the same again.
> That was more than I wanted to know.

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## 20:35–20:46

A bald, heavy-set man in a dark blue suit and red tie stands on a blue tiled floor beside a dark blue carpet edge, gesturing with one hand, then clasping his hands and closing his eyes as he speaks. The scene moves to the front steps of a house with a pink doorframe and window, where he gestures toward Mrs. Krabappel, who has a tall brown hairdo and wears a green cardigan over a teal skirt, standing with her hands clasped while a brown-haired man in a blue suit, pink shirt and orange tie stands beside her with his hand on her shoulder. The bald man steps down to the lower left of the steps, looking up as Mrs. Krabappel speaks, with no on-screen text visible.

> Okay, well, Edna, Seymour,
> in light of these revelations,
> I suppose we overreacted. Do we have our jobs back?
> What?

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## 20:46–20:57

A bald man in a blue suit and red tie walks along a sidewalk past a glass door with a red and green button panel, then turns and spreads his hands as if explaining something, while a woman with a tall auburn bouffant and a green cardigan stands beside a man with swept-back grey hair in a blue suit and orange tie in a doorway. Bart, a boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands at a row of grey lockers in a hallway with a blue trash can, a red bag on the floor, and a blue door, then walks along the lockers holding a pink backpack.

> Oh, yes, yes, yes, sure.
> Just, you know, keep the lewdness to a minimum.

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## 20:57–21:07

Principal Skinner, with neat grey hair and a blue suit and orange tie, and a woman with orange-red bobbed hair in a green cardigan stand in a school hallway lined with blue lockers, while Bart Simpson, in an orange shirt with a backpack, first stands at the right edge and then waits a short distance down the corridor toward the blue double doors. Skinner gestures and touches his chin while the woman bows her head and looks down, then she rests a hand on Skinner's shoulder as Bart turns back toward them. Notable objects include the overhead ceiling lights, a purple locker-room door, and a blue wall-mounted bin.

> I'm out of here.
> Skinny, Krabby, catch you later.
> Hold on, Bart.
> May we have a word with you?
> We want to thank you for helping us through a difficult period.

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## 21:07–21:16

Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt with a purple backpack, stands in a school hallway by teal lockers in the first frames, first with eyes shut and a raised hand, then wide-eyed with an open mouth and an outstretched hand. In the later frames, Bart stands at right beside a tall brown-haired woman in a green cardigan with a tall orange hairdo, who lifts a hand to her chin and then gestures outward, and a grey-haired man in a blue suit and orange tie, who stands between them with a serious expression. Bart's hand gestures and wide eyes suggest he is reacting to the pair's news, while the woman speaks and gestures as if explaining. The blue lockers and dim green wall form the backdrop.

> Oh, no problemo.
> So I guess now you'll be getting married or something, huh?
> Well, actually, Seymour and I have decided to break up.
> Huh?

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## 21:16–21:27

An older grey-haired man in a blue suit and orange tie talks while standing beside a woman with a tall orange beehive, a green cardigan and a blue earring, in a dim hallway with blue lockers along the wall. He speaks and gestures with an open hand, then lifts his hand to his tie, while the woman looks sideways at him with a wry expression and then raises her hand toward her chest as she talks.

> We can't continue on like this, trying to build a private relationship in public,
> the whole town watching her every move with a fine-tooth comb.
> I'm used to humiliation, but not in front of a crowd that size.
> Oh, but you seem like such a good couple.

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## 21:27–21:40

Bart Simpson, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt and a purple backpack, stands in a school hallway beside Mrs. Krabappel, the teacher with a tall brown hairdo and green jacket, and a thin older man in a blue suit and orange tie who is not a regular character. Mrs. Krabappel leans in grinning while Bart looks up at them with a worried expression and gestures with his hands, and then the three stand together by the lockers. Bart then walks away through double doors beneath a lit green EXIT sign, waving back over his shoulder as the hallway lockers frame the scene.

> Bart, when you get a little older,
> you're going to learn that sometimes romances don't turn out exactly the way you'd like
> them to.
> Hmm.
> That's why I love elementary school, Edna.

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## 21:40–21:46

Two figures stand in a school hallway lined with blue lockers, with green walls, a purple door on the left, and a bulletin board. In the first frame, a tall, slim figure in a blue suit with hands clasped behind the back is seen from behind next to a figure in a green sweater and teal skirt, with yellow hands clasped; the scene then shows the blue-suited figure walking away down the hall with the smaller figure in green beside him, moving toward the blue double doors at the far end. Near the end, the two reach the doorway area, and the smaller figure in green stands beside the blue double doors near a red fire extinguisher on the wall. Visible on-screen details include the lockers, skylights, a pink wall lamp, and a red fire extinguisher.

> The children believe anything you tell them.

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## 21:46–21:56

Principal Skinner in a blue suit and Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall reddish-brown hairdo and green dress, face each other beside a dark doorway. Skinner turns and steps through the open purple door marked "Janitor's Closet" and disappears inside, then the door stands shut between teal walls with a small red light beside it. The scene ends on a black screen reading "Executive Producers Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein" in orange lettering.

> Oh, Seymour.

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## 21:56–22:07

No Simpsons characters appear in this moment; it is the black opening credits sequence of the show. Against a plain black background, gold cartoon lettering appears in succession: first 'Executive Producers JAMES L. BROOKS, MATT GROENING, SAM SIMON', then 'Starring DAN CASTELLANETA', then 'JULIE KAVNER', then 'YEARDLEY SMITH', and finally 'and HARRY SHEARER' as each credit fades in and out. No people, places or objects are drawn; only the text moves across the screen.

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## 22:07–22:18

No Simpsons characters appear in this moment; it is a black closing credits sequence with gold text on a black background. The frames show the credits in order: first 'Also Starring' with Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell and Russi Taylor listed, then 'Executive Consultant Brad Bird', 'Animation Producers Bill Schultz and Michael Wolf', 'Story Editors Ron Hauge and Ned Goldreyer', and finally 'Theme by Danny Elfman' appearing one after another in the centre of the screen.

> Thank you.

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## 22:18–22:29

No characters appear; the scene is a black screen with gold credit text that changes in sequence. It first reads 'Casting by Bonita Pietila', then 'Editors Michael Bridge and Don Barrozo', then the sound editing credit naming Bobby Mackston, Terry Greene and Norm Macleod. A production credits card follows, listing Felicia Nalivansky as Production Coordinator, Ron Cox as Production Mixer, Terry Brown and Bob Hile as Sound Recordists, Louise Jaffe as Script Supervisor, and Sony Pictures Studio and Laser-Pacific as facilities alongside a Dolby Surround logo, before the final card reads 'Animation Produced by Film Roman, Inc.'

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## 22:29–22:39

No Simpsons characters appear; the moment is a black end-credit screen with gold text. The credits appear in turn: 'Overseas Production by AKOM', then character layout artists including Shaun Cashman and Eric Stefani, then animation production credits such as Laurie Biernacki and Martin Alvarez. Next comes a copyright notice for The Simpsons Episode #4F09, 1997, Twentieth Century Fox, and it ends with 'Executive Creative Consultant JAMES L. BROOKS'.

> Shh.

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## 22:39–22:50

Silhouetted audience members sit in rows of theater seats facing a blank screen, with one large bushy-haired figure at the left, before a beam of light sweeps across the room to reveal the Gracie Films logo on the screen. The scene then dissolves to a golden 20th Century Fox Television logo, with rays of light and a stacked building in a blue-and-orange sky, its tagline reading 'A News Corporation Company' beneath it, before fading to a black screen.

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