# Lisa's Sax

The Simpsons, season 9, episode 3 (S09E03), first aired October 19, 1997.
Written by Al Jean. Directed by Dominic Polcino. Production code 3F26 3G02.
Guest stars: Fyvush Finkel.
Chalkboard gag: "I no longer want my MTV". Couch gag: Matrjoschka.

Bart accidentally flings the saxophone Lisa is practicing out her bedroom window, and traffic flattens it. Because Lisa can't remember how she got it, Homer and Marge look back to 1990, when a scornful teacher sours kindergartner Bart on school and a psychologist discovers that three-year-old Lisa is gifted. In sweltering weather, Homer spends the air-conditioner fund on her first saxophone, and in the present she gets a replacement.

Who's in it: Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Marge Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Moe Szyslak, Milhouse Van Houten, Grampa Simpson, Principal Skinner, Ned Flanders, Barney Gumble, Krusty the Clown, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Dr. Hibbert, Nelson Muntz, Kent Brockman, Otto Mann, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier, Groundskeeper Willie, Santa's Little Helper, Lewis Clark, Wendell Borton, Jimbo Jones, Todd Flanders, Rod Flanders, Sherri Mackleberry, Terri Mackleberry, Hans Moleman, Lunchlady Dora, Yellow Weasel, Bleeding Gums Murphy, J. Loren Pryor, Ms. Phipps, Snowball I, Jer, Princess, Chin Ho, Fyvush Finkel, Kindergarten Teacher, Mia Farrow, Miss Tillingham, Worm-eating boy.

Every moment of the episode, about ten seconds each: when it is, what happens on screen, and what's said.
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## 0:00–0:07

No regular characters appear in this opening title sequence, which shows only animated puffy clouds against a blue sky. The yellow title text 'THE SIMPSONS' first appears partly hidden as 'THE SIMPS', then fully spelled out, before the view pushes in so the letters grow large and a small grey atomic-symbol badge sits on the 'P'. Clouds drift past throughout, and the sequence ends with the title filling much of the screen.

> The Simpsons

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## 0:07–0:15

Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, is seen at the start, the scene opening on the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant with its grey cooling towers, atomic symbols and a 'Welcome to Springfield Nuclear Power Plant' sign above a town of colorful buildings and green hills. The view pans across the town to Springfield Elementary School, its orange facade, purple-trimmed entrance and sign reading 'SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY SCHOOL', then fades to plain orange. Finally, through a purple-framed window, Bart is seen walking inside a classroom with a clock, a green wall and a bulletin board, while a small green bush sits in the foreground.

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## 0:15–0:23

Bart Simpson, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands in a classroom at the chalkboard, which reads "I NO LONGER WANT MY MTV" over and over, writing with chalk and then turning as he finishes. He walks to the door, pushes it open and exits, and the scene cuts to a green tree-lined view. Bart then bursts out of the doors of Springfield Elementary School on a green skateboard, rises into the air with his arms spread wide beside an American flag, and finally rides along a curving sidewalk past a tree and office buildings. A red trash can sits beside the chalkboard, and a wall clock hangs above the door.

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## 0:23–0:36

Homer, in a yellow hazmat suit with an orange harness and a welding-style visor, stands at a control booth beneath a CAUTION sign at the nuclear plant, holding a glowing green rod that he passes and fumbles while Mr. Burns, frail and stooped with a hooked nose, and Smithers, thin with glasses, look on from the desk. Homer then turns away from the booth and the glow shifts about, leaving Burns and Smithers still at the console. Later, at the Kwik-E-Mart, Marge with her tall blue beehive reads a copy of Mom Monthly while Maggie, with her pacifier and blue bow, stands by the checkout counter. Maggie then climbs toward a shopping cart with a gap in its top edge, and Marge, a hand raised, watches her in surprise before Maggie leans over the cart and pulls her pacifier out, while Marge closes her eyes and smiles.

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## 0:36–0:47

Lisa Simpson, in a red dress with a pearl necklace, plays a saxophone in a school band room with orange walls, a bust of a composer and a window behind her, while Mr. Burns, in a red sweater and white collar, conducts from a music stand and Milhouse, Nelson and other band kids play brass and woodwinds around them. Lisa stands on her own at the start and then walks down a hallway, carrying the saxophone and a bucket. Outside at night, Homer drives a pink car past a purple-and-yellow building and green hedges, first holding the steering wheel with a grim expression, then scratching his head with a glowing green hand while he stays at the wheel.

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## 0:47–0:57

Bart Simpson skateboards through a town street, passing a bookstore where a woman with orange hair and a bag stands, then Moe, a grey-haired bartender in a white apron, and Barney, a heavy man with messy brown hair, beside a red door, while a dark-skinned figure stands at the left edge. Bart later rides past a saxophone-playing man in a brown suit and sunglasses in front of a wall of Krusty clown TVs, then Chief Wiggum in blue uniform at the left as Bart continues down the road. An orange car, passing a pink building with a Krusty-style sign and a statue, drives away along a winding road past a purple tree and a blue sky, while on-screen signs read OPEN and BOOKS.

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## 0:57–1:08

Maggie, the baby with a pacifier and blue bow, sits in a red seat gripping a steering wheel while Marge, with her tall blue beehive, drives beside her. Outside, Ned Flanders in a green sweater walks past a house with a small girl in red, then Bart in an orange shirt waves beside a pink car in a driveway, where Homer in a white shirt and blue pants stands and leans against the car. Homer then bounces on a red bed in a purple room with a cup on the floor and a cardboard box nearby, before walking out through a doorway.

> Neep, neep.

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## 1:08–1:19

Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie appear in the family living room, with a red couch, lamps and a television set in the corner. Homer first hops on one leg across the room, then Marge stands in front of him and he is partly hidden behind her as she holds Maggie. The family gathers in front of the couch with Maggie held in front of Marge, and then the television in the corner shows the on-screen title card reading "CREATED BY MATT GROENING" in yellow letters on a blue screen, followed by "DEVELOPED BY JAMES L. BROOKS MATT GROENING SAM SIMON" in the same style.

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## 1:19–1:29

Homer Simpson, the bald man in a white shirt, and Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, sit side by side at a table in the family's pink living room, with a staircase and framed family portrait behind them. The first frames show them looking on with smiles while Homer holds a stack of papers. Homer then opens his mouth as if speaking, and Marge grins, while the on-screen credits name Greg Daniels as Co-Executive Producer and then George Meyer as Co-Executive Producer. Marge opens her mouth in a wide laugh in the later frames as Homer keeps leafing through the papers in front of him.

> Boy, the way the Bee Gees played.
> Movies John Travolta made.
> Guessing how much Elvis weighed Those were the days

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## 1:29–1:39

Homer Simpson, bald and stubbled in his white shirt, and Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red beads, sit side by side at the dining table in their pink living room, with framed family portraits and a staircase behind them. Homer grins and gestures while talking, then both lean and speak to each other, and the scene dissolves into a semi-transparent overlay as the view shifts to an aerial look over a city of low buildings, green trees, and a nuclear plant with twin cooling towers and smoke. The city's lower right corner shows a dark patch with glowing orange flames and rising smoke, which spreads and grows across the view as the sequence ends. On-screen credits at the bottom name the supervising producers and co-producers, and as the scene changes these credit names disappear.

> And you knew where you were then

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## 1:39–1:48

Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive, appear faintly in a translucent overlay during the dissolve. The scene moves from an aerial view of a town with smoking factory stacks and fires along a river, to a suburban street of houses, to a peach-colored two-story house with a brown roof, arched windows, a pink door, a tire and a red skateboard on the lawn. The house then dissolves into a ghostly view of Homer and Marge seated at a table indoors, before returning to the exterior with the white on-screen credits 'Producers JONATHAN COLLIER KEN KEELER' across the lower part of the house.

> Watching shows like Gentle Ben Mister,
> we could use a man like Sheriff Lobo again Disco

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## 1:48–1:58

Homer and Marge sit together at a table in the living room, with a staircase and framed portraits on the pink wall behind them. Homer holds a cigar and gestures as he talks, and Marge smiles and leans toward him while papers lie on the table. White on-screen credits for consulting producers and consultants, including David M. Stern, David Mirkin, Ian Maxtone-Graham and John Swartzwelder, appear over the scene.

> Duck and Fleetwood Mac Coming out of my 8-track
> Michael Jackson still was black.

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## 1:58–2:08

Homer Simpson, the bald man in a white shirt, and Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, sit side by side at a table in the living room, with a staircase and framed family portraits on the pink wall behind them. Homer holds a cigar and talks animatedly, both laughing with open mouths, then Homer gestures with his hand while they keep chatting, and he later brings the cigar to his mouth and puffs on it as Marge smiles beside him. The final moment dims to a dark screen as Homer holds the cigar in his mouth, with credits reading 'Produced by' over the scene at various points.

> Those were the days.

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## 2:08–2:17

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, and Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, are in the living room. Homer stands beside the archway to the kitchen holding a can and drinking from it while Bart sits on the brown couch under a framed sailboat picture. Homer lowers the can, glances toward Bart, and sips again, while Bart keeps his gaze fixed forward and then turns to look at Homer with a grin. Credits appear over the scene: 'Produced by Richard Sakai,' 'Written by Al Jean,' and 'Directed by Dominic Polcino.'

> The Simpsons is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
> Hey there, Meathead, what are you watching?
> Oh, I thought I'd check out the Warner Brothers Network.
> Proud to present on the WP,

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## 2:17–2:27

This is the Warner Brothers (WB) shield logo on a purple television screen, with an animated green frog-like character in a straw hat and red bow tie, the Krusty-style cartoon mascot not matching any regular, so no named Simpsons regular appears. The character bounces and dances beside and in front of the shield, at times leaning on it, holding a microphone and a pie in one hand, then twirling and tipping his hat before sliding off to the left edge of the screen. The shield stays fixed in the center throughout, and no on-screen text is visible besides the WB letters.

> another bad show that no one will see.
> I need a drink.

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## 2:27–2:34

Krusty the Klown, a clown puppet with green-blue tufted hair, red nose, white gloves and a pink suit with a bow tie, sits on a grey TV screen framed in purple. The title card 'The Krusty the Klown Story:' appears in white text on the left side of the screen, and over the last several moments the subtitle 'Booze, Drugs, Guns, Lies, Blackmail and Laughter' fades in beneath it. Krusty stays mostly still beside the text, with only slight movement of his head and body across the sequence.

> It's the TV movie of the year, the Krusty the Clown story.
> Booze, drugs, guns, lies, blackmail, and laughter.

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## 2:34–2:41

Krusty the Clown, a puppet-like clown with blue-green tufts of hair, a red nose, a pink suit and white gloves, appears beside a title card on a purple-framed television screen that reads "The Krusty the Klown Story: Booze, Drugs, Guns, Lies, Blackmail and Laughter," and he stays almost motionless throughout the first six images. The scene then changes to an animated exterior of a beige building with palm trees, double glass doors and a yellow sign reading "BETTY FORD CENTER" in the final four images, with the view shifting slightly as the building stays in place.

> Starring Fivish Finkel as Krusty the Clown.

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## 2:41–2:54

Krusty, the clown with tall blue-green hair, yellow skin, a purple shirt and a blue bow tie, sits slumped in a chair in a room with a cork bulletin board, while a clown in a teal costume with yellow buttons and a black top hat, an orange-haired clown, a clown in a pink ruffled collar and blue party hat, and a man in a dark suit sit around him. The scene opens on a blue door labeled CLOWN DETOX WING, then inside Krusty gestures with his gloved hands, lowers his head into his hands, and the others look on and shift in their seats, one holding a white cup. Hats and a bucket-like object sit on the floor among them.

> I went through a five-year orgy of nonstop pills and booze with nothing to
> show for it but four Emmys and a Peabody Award.
> All right. They're going to show his disastrous marriage to Mia Farrow.

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## 2:54–3:06

Bart sits on a brown couch in a pink-walled living room, first looking worried, then grinning, then speaking, while Homer's arm and blue pants are visible at the left edge. Inside a TV screen, a long-haired woman with glasses and a red top stands in a doorway, and Krusty the Clown, with blue hair, a red nose and white gloves, stands in a room full of children. Krusty places a gloved hand on the shoulder of Milhouse, who has blue hair and glasses, and Milhouse gestures outward with one arm and then folds his arms. The TV's purple frame and the blue-and-white checked cushion or fabric by the doorway are the notable objects on screen.

> Chanho, your mother Mia and I are getting a divorce.
> Chanho is over there.
> I am Chinho.
> Whoever you are, just pass it along, kid.

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## 3:06–3:17

Krusty the Clown, with blue hair, a red nose and a blue bow tie, smokes a cigar on a television screen. In the living room, Bart sits on the brown couch beside Homer, who is bald with a white shirt, while Maggie in a blue outfit plays on the rug with a toy drill. Homer then fiddles with his shirt and squeezes his eyes shut, and in a close-up he grimaces, then leans back and shouts from the couch as Bart looks on.

> What a bad father.
> Lisa, knock off that bracket!
> But, Dad, I'm supposed to practice an hour a day!

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## 3:17–3:31

Lisa Simpson, a girl with spiky hair in an orange dress, is at the top of the staircase of the Simpson home, holding a large saxophone and first peeking out from behind the wall before stepping fully into view. Homer, bald in a white shirt, sits on the brown couch under a framed sailboat picture while Bart, spiky-haired in an orange shirt and blue shorts, sits on the couch arm and then stands facing him. Homer gestures and talks with his hands and then sits with a stern look as Bart stands and watches him, while Lisa lingers on the stairs with the saxophone in front of a red side table and a framed oval portrait on the wall.

> I'll practice you! You'll practice me. What does that mean?
> Is it supposed to be some sort of threat?
> Bart, make her stop!
> Look, Bart, I have to practice my saxophone and you can't stop me.

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## 3:31–3:44

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, and Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress, are in Lisa's pink bedroom with a blue bed and a window with a pink valance. Lisa perches on the bed clutching a golden saxophone while Bart stands by the open door, gesturing with his arm, then pressing against the door frame and talking, then pointing and wide-eyed, then clasping his hands and grinning. Bart later stands beside the door knob, then at a purple music stand next to a yellow alarm clock on a purple nightstand, where he crosses his arms, then grips the stand and looks anxious, with a green wall banner reading 'LISA' visible behind him.

> Oh, yeah?
> My dear Lisa, you are eight and I am ten.
> And in my two extra years on this planet, I've learned a few tricks.
> Give me that sax! No! I said give me! I said no!

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## 3:44–3:54

Lisa Simpson, with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress, sits on a blue bed in her pink bedroom and plays a golden saxophone, while Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, tries to snatch it from her. The two tug over the instrument in front of a Jazz Fest poster and a shelf of toys, and Bart lets go and throws his arms out as the saxophone flies up and away. Afterward the saxophone tumbles through the blue sky and lands on the roof of a beige house with a pink door and arched windows.

> Give me it! No! No! No!

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## 3:54–3:57

Lisa Simpson, with her star-shaped spiky hair and red dress and pearl necklace, and Bart Simpson in his orange shirt stand together at a window of a pink bedroom with shelves of toys behind them. The first frames show Lisa speaking with her mouth open and Bart looking on, then Lisa grips the windowsill with both hands and looks down with a wary expression. Outside, a small yellow object tumbles and slides across a curving grey road, first high in the air above the sidewalk and then flattening into a smear on the asphalt, as a blue mailbox sits at the bottom edge and a purple star-shaped bush grows by the curb.

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## 3:57–4:11

Lisa Simpson, with her star-shaped spiky hair, watches from an upstairs window of the Simpson house while a yellow saxophone lies in the street in front of it. A light blue car drives in and passes over the instrument, then a purple truck rolls over it. Afterward, a brown-haired boy in a pink shirt and blue shorts with a backpack runs past and stops beside the flattened saxophone, while an elderly man in a yellow cap and raincoat rides a small red tricycle past the house. The moment ends with a figure sprawled near a red fire hydrant beside the crushed saxophone.

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## 4:11–4:19

Homer and Lisa sit on a brown couch in the living room, with Bart appearing at the left edge in the final frames. The scene opens on a close-up of a yellow-green saxophone against a grey background with an orange stripe, then cuts to Lisa in an orange dress, clutching the large saxophone and playing it with a glum, half-closed-eyed expression while Homer, grinning nervously with wide eyes, sits beside her. Homer speaks and gestures with one arm, Lisa's eyes shift and look downcast, and Bart stands watching on the left. A framed picture of Maggie hangs on the pink wall, and a teal lamp sits behind the couch.

> Oh, Lisa, it doesn't look so bad.

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## 4:19–4:32

Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, sits on a brown couch in a pink living room beside Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress, who holds a green saxophone-like instrument at first. Lisa grips the instrument and looks worried while Homer grins and gestures. Later Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt and blue shorts, sits on the left of the couch, and Homer lays a hand on his shoulder, leaning in and talking to him while Bart looks sideways and then up at him. A framed portrait of Maggie with a blue bow hangs on the wall, and a teal lampshade lamp stands at the right.

> Oh, yeah?
> Lisa, honey, if it'll make you feel better, I'll destroy something Bart loves.
> Hey!
> Don't worry, son. If that bothers you, I'll destroy something Maggie loves.

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## 4:32–4:42

Lisa, in an orange dress and pearl necklace, sits on a red couch cradling a battered green saxophone, and her face shifts from tearful and eyes-shut to wide-eyed and then to a sullen, half-lidded frown. Baby Maggie in blue, with a blue bow, first appears clutching a blue power drill on the teal floor beside a pink door, and Homer, in a white shirt, looks startled and then glances aside in a pink room with a framed picture of Maggie on the wall. The moment ends with Lisa back on the couch, eyes drooping and lips pursed while she keeps hold of the worn saxophone.

> Dad, you don't understand.
> This saxophone is like my oldest friend.
> I've had it for as long as I can remember.
> You don't remember how you got it?
> Nuh-uh.

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## 4:42–4:50

Homer Simpson, Bart Simpson and Lisa Simpson sit together on the red couch in the family living room, with a framed picture of Maggie on the pink wall, lamps on both sides and a staircase at the right. Bart sits on the left and Lisa on the right, holding a green tray with small items, while Homer sits between them talking and gesturing. Homer's expression and posture shift as he talks, at first with a hand over his chest, then with a grin and open mouth, and later with a raised index finger while he speaks. Bart and Lisa watch him, with Lisa holding the tray throughout and Bart's gaze fixed on Homer.

> Oh, well. It all happened in 1990.
> Back then, the artist formerly known as Prince was currently known as Prince.

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## 4:50–4:58

Homer sits in the middle of a red couch, with Bart on his left staring up at him and Lisa on his right holding a green tray with small round snacks on her lap. Homer talks, grins, and gestures with one hand in some moments, and later crosses his arms while Lisa looks down and Bart looks on. A teal lamp with a purple base stands behind the couch, a framed picture hangs on the pink wall at left, and a staircase is visible at the right edge.

> Tracy Ullman was entertaining America with songs, sketches,
> and crudely drawn filler material.
> And Bart was eagerly awaiting his first day of school.

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## 4:58–5:09

Homer, bald and wearing a white shirt, sits on a red couch in a pink living room and grins with a sideways, scheming look in the early frames before blurring into motion. Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, brushes Bart's spiky hair while Bart, in a blue jacket and orange shirt and holding a colorful box, stands smiling beside her. Later, Lisa in her pink overalls sits on the teal carpet beside wooden ABC blocks, first stacking the S, T, A, R blocks into a tower and then pointing at them while smiling. Under the lamp, a framed picture hangs on the wall, and the blocks spell out STAR on the floor.

> Look, Mama!
> Aw, honey, I can't right now.

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## 5:09–5:22

Lisa, with her spiky yellow hair, sits on a teal floor beside Marge, who wears a green strapless dress and a red beaded necklace and stands by a framed picture on a pink wall, while Homer's blue trousers show at the edge. Lisa sits by a red wall spelling STAR with blocks, then arranges them into RATS and crosses her arms. Homer, in a white shirt and blue pants, kneels at a staircase with a potted red plant and grips the shoulders of Bart, who holds a Krusty lunchbox, as Homer talks to him and his expression shifts.

> Bart's gonna be late.
> Now, son, on your first day of school,
> I'd like to pass along the words of advice my father gave me.

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## 5:22–5:33

Homer Simpson stands at the right edge of a pink room, wide-eyed and then scowling, while a thought bubble shows a thin-stooped man with a moustache-less, brown-haired look and a suit-like blue shirt and tie kneeling before a small boy with brown spiky hair in red overalls. In the bubble the kneeling man speaks, then wags a finger angrily, and Homer's expression turns to a clenched-teeth glare. The scene cuts to the exterior of a peach house with a pink arched door as a yellow Springfield school bus pulls up to the curb, its side reading 'SPRINGFIELD SCHOOL' while passengers are visible through its windows.

> Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly.
> If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
> Lousy, traumatic childhood.
> Oh, there's the bus.

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## 5:33–5:43

Marge, with her tall blue beehive, hugs Bart at the front door of the house while Homer stands at the edge of the scene, and Bart then stands on a welcome mat holding an orange lunchbox as he watches a yellow school bus waiting at the curb. Bart walks across the lawn toward the bus, then the scene shows the Springfield Elementary School building with its flag and sign, before moving inside to an auditorium where Bart sits between a boy with grey curly hair and Milhouse, who has blue hair and glasses, with a girl wearing pink bows in the row behind.

> Goodbye, sweetheart.
> School will be fun.
> Welcome, kindergartners. I'm Principal Sinner.

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## 5:43–5:54

Principal Skinner, with neat grey hair and a blue suit, stands behind a wooden podium on a red-curtained stage, speaking to a row of children in purple seats. Seated to the left are a girl in a pink dress and a woman with her hair in a bun, in a white lunch-lady uniform, arms crossed. Skinner grimaces, then speaks with his mouth open, and finally smiles broadly and gestures outward with one hand while the lunch lady keeps her arms folded.

> Skinner.
> Well, that's it. I've lost them forever.
> Now I'd like to introduce you to Lunch Lady Doris, who will serve you healthy,
> nutritious meals. Yeah, right. Miss Phipps,

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## 5:54–6:06

A woman with brown hair in a bun and a white blouse stands with her arms crossed in front of a red wooden-paneled wall, wearing a smug, half-lidded expression, then a girl with an orange ponytail and lavender cardigan appears, staring sideways with wide eyes. Next, a boy in a purple beanie and pink shirt with a white rabbit sits on a grey metal folding chair against the same red wall, first glancing about, then scowling and gesturing with his hands and finally clasping his fists together in front of his chest.

> the school nurse who will provide ointments and unguents, and Jimbo,
> the school bully who will administer noogies and nipple twisters.
> I look forward to wailing on all of you.

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## 6:06–6:18

Bart Simpson, with his spiky hair and orange shirt, first sits anxiously in a purple bus seat, then joins a circle of young children on blue mats in a classroom while they clap along, watched by a teacher with a short auburn hairdo, glasses and a blue cardigan. Later Bart stands before a wall chart with a triangle and square and an apple poster, raising both hands and grinning, mouth open and eyes squeezed shut, while the teacher stands behind him with her arms clasped behind her back.

> There was a farmer who had a dog and Bingo was his name-o.
> B-I-O-B-I-O-B-I and Bingo was his
> name-o.
> Added extra clap, not college material.

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## 6:18–6:29

Mrs. Krabappel, a teacher with a tall brown hairdo and glasses, stands indoors holding a clipboard and tapping a pen at her chin beside a partly visible wall sign, then Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, is seen on an empty outdoor blacktop with a basketball hoop and jungle gym. A broad man with a bushy red beard and sideburns, wearing a maroon vest and tan shirt, turns toward Bart from the foreground holding a pencil-like object, and Bart walks across the court toward him and then stands still with his hands at his sides. The bearded man, now in red overalls and holding a rake, raises a hand to his face, and Bart stands before a chain-link fence with a pink house behind him before he walks off to the right.

> Hey!
> We burn! High your hands from me here!
> God, you understanding li-

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## 6:29–6:40

Bart, in his orange shirt and blue shorts, walks along a path past a chain-link fence where a stocky, angry red-bearded man in red overalls shouts and waves a rake, while a sign reads "ACH! KEEP OFF THE GRASS." Bart then walks toward the pink two-storey house with its arched front door and garage, where Marge sits on the couch reading a book, looks up, and turns toward him as Bart enters the living room and sits on the floor near the staircase with a small object in his hands. The scene is set against a schoolyard with basketball hoops in the background and a mailbox by the street.

> Hi honey, how was your first day of school?

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## 6:40–6:52

Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, stands at the foot of a staircase in the pink hallway holding a lunchbox, looking down and then up with wide eyes beside a small table with a green teapot. Marge, with her tall blue beehive and orange bead necklace, sits behind a table with an open book and looks up in surprise. The view then swings wildly over the stairs and hallway, blurred, before settling on the family at the dining table: Homer, in a white shirt, leans forward with a toothy grin while Marge smiles beside him and Lisa, with her star-shaped hair and pearl necklace, watches on the left. Homer's and Marge's expressions shift to sly sideways glances over a stack of papers on the table, and Marge looks back over her shoulder in surprise at the end.

> Honey?
> Art was feeling mighty blue.
> It's a shame what school can do.
> For no reason hears a poo.

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## 6:52–7:02

Apu, the Kwik-E-Mart clerk with his grey hair, green jacket and black shirt, stands at a window in the first five images, smiling, closing his eyes, and then looking startled with wide eyes and a worried mouth. In the last five images, Homer, bald and wearing a white shirt, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive, stand behind a blue counter beside Apu, and all three talk animatedly with open mouths, Homer leaning forward while Marge's eyes widen. The scene shows a shop counter with a stack of papers and a window with purple frames looking out onto a suburban street with houses and trees.

> Those were the days!

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## 7:02–7:11

Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie sit on a red couch in the living room, with Lisa and Bart arms folded and Maggie sucking her pacifier. Homer sits at a purple piano beside Marge, who sits on the bench with her hands on the keys, while Homer holds up sheet music, sings and gestures with an open hand as Apu watches through the window. Bart then leans his cheek on his fist with a sly grin, and Homer keeps singing with his mouth open.

> And that, my children, is the story of Bart's first day of school.
> Very nice.
> Yeah.

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## 7:11–7:18

Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, sits in front of a red couch and pink wall, first grinning wide, then looking flustered, grimacing, and turning to glare with a scowl while she speaks. Behind her, Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, stands beside a blue cabinet with a sheet of music on its left edge, staring blankly with his eyes wide, then closing his eyes and crossing his arms in an annoyed, grumpy pose.

> Except you were supposed to be telling the story of how I got my saxophone.
> Um... Don't!

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## 7:18–7:28

Homer sits on the red couch in a pink living room with Bart on the armrest and Lisa eating corn on the cob beside him, while Marge stands holding baby Maggie in a blue outfit. Marge hands Maggie to Homer, who sits with her on his lap and a can of beer in his hand, and he brings the can close to the baby's mouth as Marge watches. Framed pictures hang on the walls, and a lamp sits on the side table.

> Homer, I can't get the baby to burp. Could you try for a while?
> No problem. I'll just give her a sip of beer.

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## 7:28–7:34

Homer Simpson, in a white shirt, sits on a red couch in a pink living room, holding a can of Duff beer and talking to Maggie, who wears a blue outfit and blue bow and is pressed against his side. Homer lifts the can, tips it toward his mouth, and then holds it up to Maggie's lips while she squirms and grimaces, before he pulls her into a tight hug. Framed pictures of Marge and Bart hang on the wall behind them, and Marge stands in the background with hands on her hips in a green strapless top and red beaded necklace, looking annoyed beside a framed photo of Homer.

> Come on, Maggie.
> It's Miller time!
> Yes, it's Miller time. Homer!
> Oh, my father gave me beer as a child.

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## 7:34–7:47

Homer sits on a brown couch in a pink living room, holding baby Maggie, who has a pacifier and blue bow, while he looks startled and stares sideways, his mouth open, and Maggie squints and clutches his shirt. The scene dissolves into a blurred image of Homer's face over a grassy park, where a crowd of kids crash their toy vehicles together, including Milhouse with blue hair and glasses on a wooden box, a girl with blonde hair in a pink top, a dark-skinned boy, and a boy with brown hair in a red wagon beside a purple tree. Scattered on the grass are a skateboard, a tricycle, a flipped orange stroller, and a tipped-over purple car, and the kids sprawl around in a heap.

> Till I wrapped my little red wagon around a tree.
> Let's never drink again.

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## 7:47–7:54

Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, sits on a red couch holding a Duff beer can, gesturing and talking, then tips the can back to drink. Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in an orange dress and pearl necklace, sits beside him while Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, stands with a hand on her hip; Lisa grimaces, then speaks and glances sideways as Marge looks on. A framed picture of Bart hangs on the pink wall behind them, and a red lamp stands at the right.

> And we never did.
> Mom,
> can you tell me the story of how I got my saxophone and not have it turn into a story about

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## 7:54–8:02

Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress with orange beads, and Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair, orange dress and pearl necklace, sit together on a dark red couch in a pink living room beside a red lamp and a framed painting. Lisa talks and grimaces with her eyes squeezed shut, then looks sideways with a skeptical, annoyed expression, while Marge sits with her hand on her hip, grins, and later gestures with an open hand and touches her necklace. Their expressions shift from teasing to exasperated as they keep talking on the couch.

> Bart?
> Oh, sure, honey.
> Bart had just completed his first day at school, and Bart just...
> Mom!
> Hey, she's just giving the public what it wants.

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## 8:02–8:15

Bart Simpson sits on a red couch in his orange shirt and blue shoes, gesturing as he talks, then closes his eyes and raises a fist beside his face, while Homer's round belly is visible at the edge. Lisa, wearing a pearl necklace, frowns beside Marge, who has a tall blue beehive, a green dress and a red bead necklace, and Marge grins, then puts a hand on Lisa's shoulder and looks startled with her mouth open. The scene then cuts to a classroom with round tables, blue chairs and alphabet posters reading Ff through Qq, where Mrs. Krabappel with her tall brown hairdo stands at the front while Bart stands small by the door.

> Bart by the barrelful.
> I'm sorry, Lisa. It's just how the story goes.
> No matter what Bart tried, he just couldn't fit in at school.
> A, B, C.

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## 8:15–8:25

Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands in front of a light blue wall with his hands clasped at his chest, eyes wide and darting, mouth opening and closing as he speaks nervously. Beside him at the edge of the frame is a tall figure in a blue top and green pants, and a brown wooden desk sits to the right. Behind them, a teacher with a tall brown hairdo, glasses, red lipstick, a blue jacket and a green sweater stands with her arms crossed in front of a wall of alphabet posters, including one marked Nn, and a paper chain of colorful paper figures strung across the top. She grimaces, squints, and at times shows her teeth, sometimes frowning or closing her eyes, as Bart keeps glancing nervously to the side.

> Uh, line. D.
> D, E.
> Um, line.
> F, Bart. And believe me, you'll be seeing plenty of them.

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## 8:25–8:37

Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, stands beside Bart, who lies in bed in his orange shirt and blue pants, staring at the ceiling. A Krusty the Clown alarm clock sits on the nightstand. Marge holds up a yellow book titled Curious George and the Ebola Virus, with a sick child in bed on its cover, and the view then settles on Bart with a glum, half-lidded expression. The scene ends on a crayon drawing taped to a window, labeled SAD in red, showing a frowning sun, rain clouds, daggers, and the word BLOOD with a fallen figure beneath.

> Bart, would you like to read a book?
> No.
> Would you like to color something?
> I did.

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## 8:37–8:50

Marge stands at the left edge in a yellow dress with a red bead necklace, her tall blue beehive hair framed against a pink wall, glancing sideways while a green-clad leg dangles at the top right. Bart lies in bed in an orange shirt and blue pajamas with his hand to his face as an alarm clock sits on the nightstand behind him. Homer sits on the blue sofa beneath a sailboat painting and a lamp, hands clasped over his belly, and then stays in a close-up with wide eyes, his head turning slightly as he gazes off screen, looking attentive and slightly dazed.

> That's damn fine coffee you got here in Twin Peaks.
> And damn good cherry pie.

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## 8:50–9:02

A thin, bald yellow man in a tan shirt, red bow tie and brown trousers dances with a white horse under a crescent moon in a night field, beside a tree with a hanging traffic light. In the first frames, a man with brown hair in a tan shirt and brown trousers holds a white horse from behind. The scene then cuts to a close-up of Homer in a white collared shirt, seated before a window with a potted plant, talking and looking sideways with changing expressions.

> Brilliant!
> I have absolutely no idea what's going on.
> Homer, I want you to look at this drawing Bart did.

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## 9:02–9:15

Homer Simpson sits on a blue couch in a dim living room, wearing his white shirt and blue pants, while Marge Simpson with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace stands beside him holding up a sheet of paper marked SAD, a crude drawing Bart made. Homer stares wide-eyed and looks unsure, then he grabs the paper and shows a grinning, then open-mouthed, reaction as he studies it, while Marge, arms folded over her green top, reacts with raised eyebrows and an open mouth. Notable objects include the framed sailboat picture on the wall, a potted plant, and the sheet of paper with the word SAD written in red at its top.

> Oh, it's beautiful!
> Oh, let's put Bart's beautiful drawing up on the fridge!
> Homer, stop!
> Would you please look at the drawing?

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## 9:15–9:28

Homer Simpson sits on a blue couch reading a sheet of paper with a shocked, open-mouthed expression, then gestures and speaks as Marge Simpson, her blue beehive hair and green dress visible, stands holding the paper in a blue living room with a lamp and a potted plant. Later, Homer, wearing a red cap and holding a brown baseball glove, stands in a pink bedroom beside Bart Simpson, who lies on his bed in an orange shirt and blue pants staring upward. Homer leans forward, grinning and offering the glove, then straightens up with his eyes closed while Bart keeps staring at the ceiling. Notable objects include a framed rocket picture on the pink wall, a red alarm clock on a blue dresser, and a sliver of a green figure peeking in at the top right.

> Oh, all right.
> What a... Ah!
> Burn it! Send it to hell! I think we're going to have to get Bart some help.
> Get it away.
> Bart's son, you want to play catch?
> No.
> Oh, when a boy doesn't want to play catch with his old man, something is seriously wrong.

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## 9:28–9:38

Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and red cap, stands in Bart's pink bedroom beside a blue bookshelf while Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, lies on the bed. Homer scowls, grimaces, and then turns and points angrily toward a doorway where a man in a blue-and-white striped uniform and cap stands holding a glove. The scene then cuts to a clinic exam room with a blue exam table, where Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, sits on a stool facing Bart perched on the table, while a bearded man in a white lab coat with a gold star pendant and head mirror stands nearby.

> I'll play catch with you, son. Get the hell out.
> I'm gone.

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## 9:38–9:49

Bart, shirtless in blue shorts, sits on a kitchen counter beside Marge, who has a tall blue beehive and a red bead necklace, while a bearded bald man in a white robe with heavy gold chains and a star pendant stands in front of a brown door. The man holds a cigarette near Bart's mouth at first, then pulls it back and keeps it between his fingers as he grins and gestures while talking. Bart's eyes shift and narrow, he looks down and closes his eyes at one point, and Marge watches with a worried look. A plain grey wall, a blue cabinet, and a small metal wastebasket fill the background.

> Mrs. Simpson, physically, your son is as sound as a dollar.
> I'm afraid Bart's severe emotional dysfunction stems from deep-seated psychological
> trauma.

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## 9:49–9:56

The Simpsons family, Marge with her tall blue beehive, Lisa in a red dress with spiky hair, and Homer in his white shirt, sit in orange chairs in a school psychologist's office. The sign on the door reads "DR. J. LOREN PRYOR, SCHOOL PSYCHOLOGIST", and the man behind the wooden desk, in a brown suit with glasses, opens a book and reads from it while the family listens. Before this, the school building with its American flag on a tall pole is seen from the outside, and the door sign is shown in close view.

> With nowhere else to turn, we went to see the school psychologist.
> Mr. and Mrs.
> Simpson, there's nothing to be alarmed about.

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## 9:56–10:06

A blue-haired, bespectacled middle-aged man in a brown suit, green sweater and red tie sits in a brown armchair beside a bookshelf, reading a manila folder labeled with partial text, pinching his glasses and then tapping his ear while he talks and smiles. The scene then shifts to a office where Homer, with his bald head and white shirt, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red beads, look shocked with wide eyes and open mouths, while Lisa stands beside Marge with her spiky hair and a pink top. Framed certificates hang on the lavender wall behind them, and a filing cabinet sits at the left.

> Public school can be intimidating to a young child,
> particularly one with as many flamboyantly homosexual tendencies as your son.
> Bart's gay?
> Bart?

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## 10:06–10:17

A bespectacled man with blue hair in a brown suit and green sweater sits in an orange armchair in an office, flipping through a manila folder labeled MILHOUSE VANHOUTEN and smiling as he reads. Homer, a bald heavy man in a white shirt, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive, sit at a desk beside Lisa, who works on a jigsaw puzzle, while a bookshelf and framed certificates hang in the room. The man then gestures with his hands, clasps them together and smiles at the family, with the folder label again visible on a stack of folders at the left.

> Wrong file.
> The point I'm trying to make here is that Bart must learn to be less of an individual and
> more a faceless slug.

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## 10:17–10:29

Milhouse, the blue-haired, bespectacled man in a brown jacket and green sweater, first sits in an orange armchair with eyes half-closed and mouth open, then leans over a table in a room lined with bookshelves to watch Lisa, the spiky-haired girl in a pink top and red overalls, work on a jigsaw puzzle. Lisa places and adjusts pieces of a blue-and-white puzzle showing a domed building, while Milhouse rests his clasped hands on the table, smiles and speaks; a woman with a red bead necklace is partly visible behind Lisa, and loose puzzle pieces lie on the table.

> Lisa, how old are you?
> I am three and three-eighths.

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## 10:29–10:42

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a pink top, sits at a desk across from a neatly dressed man with blue hair, glasses, a brown jacket, green sweater and red tie, seated in a tall wooden chair in front of a chalkboard. He folds his hands, gestures and grins while she looks up at him, and a blue jigsaw puzzle of a building lies on the desk. The scene then cuts to Homer, bald in a white shirt, in a room with a framed document on the wall and a bookshelf, as he gestures, glances sideways and grins, with a blue beehive at the edge of the image.

> Lisa?
> If I have five apples and I take away three apples, how many apples do I have left?
> Two apples.
> Wait a minute.
> She's right.

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## 10:42–10:55

A tall-haired, thin man with blue hair, round glasses, a brown jacket, green sweater and red tie sits behind a desk with Lisa, a yellow girl with spiky hair in a pink top, who sits in front of a blue picture book. He leans forward with his hands clasped, then breaks into a broad grin while she looks on. Homer, a bald heavy man in a white shirt, Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red beads, and Lisa sit side by side in a lilac room with a wall clock and bookshelf, and Homer gestures with one hand while he talks, then folds his arms and frowns. Marge looks on and the scene ends with Homer leaning in beside Lisa.

> That's very good.
> Marge, Homer, I believe your Lisa may be gifted.
> That's wonderful.
> But still, can't you do anything for Bart?
> Marge, he's five. His life is over. Lisa's the wave of the future.

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## 10:55–11:02

Lisa Simpson sits at a desk in an office with bookshelves, working on a jigsaw puzzle of a building, while Principal Skinner, in a brown suit, green sweater vest and red tie, sits in a tall brown armchair across from her. At first Lisa grins with her fingers at her teeth and then waves her hands excitedly with her mouth open, while Skinner talks, smiles, glances sideways and at one point raises a hand as he speaks. The scene ends with Skinner settling back with his hand on the desk and Lisa still looking up at him.

> Wave of the future!
> That's right, honey. If you nurture her gift now, there's no telling what she can do.

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## 11:02–11:10

Homer, bald with stubble and a white shirt, sits in a lavender room beside a window and a bookshelf, looking sideways and smirking as he daydreams in a thought bubble. Inside the bubble, Lisa, with her star-shaped spiky hair, red-purple medal ribbon and teal suit, stands before an older grey-haired, moustached man in a blue military-style uniform with a sash and medals. The man first holds up a silver medal on a ribbon, then drapes it around Lisa's neck, and she ends up smiling while he stands at her side. Homer's head stays in the lower right corner throughout, and a small wall clock reading 11, 12 and 10 hangs in the upper left.

> Wow.
> Just think of the possibilities.
> Lisa Simpson has won the Nobel Prize.

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## 11:10–11:18

Lisa Simpson, a girl with star-shaped spiky hair, wearing a white karate gi with a black belt, red gloves and a purple medal ribbon, stands in a room with purple walls, a bookshelf and framed certificates, beside an older man in a blue military-style uniform with a sash and a grey hair with a moustache, who is the stern figure of the scene. Homer Simpson, bald with stubble and a white shirt, watches from the lower right, eyes wide in the first moments and later with a flat, unimpressed look. Within a cloud-shaped thought bubble, the officer lifts a silver medal on a purple ribbon and drapes it around Lisa's neck, then she poses with her hands at her hips and a smile. In the final moments Lisa throws a high kick with a red glove toward Homer's head while he stays still, his mouth set in a frown, as the bubble stays around them.

> Nah.
> Lisa Simpson has won the Nobel Prize for kickboxing.

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## 11:18–11:26

Homer, in a white shirt, sits at a desk beside Marge, with her tall blue beehive, and Lisa, a small girl with spiky hair, who holds a small blue-and-white pamphlet. Across from them, a thin man with blue hair, glasses, a brown jacket and a striped tie talks and gestures, while Homer squints and Marge and Lisa look on. The scene then cuts to a yellow two-story school building with a flagpole and a stone sign reading "MISS TILLINGHAM'S SCHOOL FOR SNOTTY GIRLS AND MAMA'S BOYS."

> I'll give you the address of a nice preschool.
> Pass my heart and hope to die.

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## 11:26–11:38

Homer and Marge stand at a wooden desk in a bright preschool classroom with purple carpet, while a seated man with glasses and black hair, wearing a blue jacket, talks with them. Earlier, two kneeling children with black braids and a blonde ponytail press their palms together and clap, a boy in a blue cap plays a violin, and a boy on the floor reads an open book. Lisa sits on the floor holding a small grey object next to a blue tub, and a shelf, computers, and a globe are visible in the room.

> Here's the digits that make pie 3.141592653589793
> I can assure you our preschool is of the highest quality.

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## 11:38–11:49

Marge and Homer sit in blue chairs in a small office while Lisa, in pink overalls, plays with a small grey toy animal on the purple carpet in front of them. A dark-haired woman with a bun, glasses and a navy blazer sits behind a wooden desk with her hands clasped, speaking, then raises one finger and spreads her hands wide as she explains. Three wall clocks hang above a framed portrait of a white-haired man, and a window with blue blinds is behind the desk.

> Over 75% of our graduates go on to first grade.
> Well, our little girl has a gift, and we're willing to do what it takes to help her.
> Very good.
> Once we receive your $6,000 tuition check, she's in.
> I'll give you 50 bucks. Our fee is non-negotiable.

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## 11:49–12:03

Homer and Marge Simpson sit across a wooden table from a woman with a black bun, glasses, a navy blazer and a pearl earring in a room with a large window and a wall of speaker-like panels. Homer sits with his arms crossed and grins while Marge leans in, and the woman talks, pursing her lips, tapping her chin with a hand, and later frowning as she speaks. The scene then moves to Homer and Marge seated side by side at a desk before a bookshelf of colorful books, a window with blinds behind them, and Marge gestures toward the shelves while Homer looks on with a half-smile.

> 75!
> Look, I knew private school would be expensive,
> but I was hoping we could get a scholarship of some sort.
> Sorry.
> I don't have anything to offer you unless you're a member of a minority group.

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## 12:03–12:13

Homer Simpson sits at a desk in front of a window and cabinets, talking and gesturing with his hands, then looks uneasy and turns his head away. Lisa Simpson, in a pink dress, later hugs a small grey toy horse in a room with bookshelves, and then Homer and Marge Simpson stand with Lisa beside a counter where a dark-haired woman in a navy blazer stands behind a counter with clocks on the wall. Marge, with her tall blue beehive and orange bead necklace, leans down toward Lisa, who grips Homer's hand, and Lisa looks worried as her parents gaze off to the side.

> Excelente.
> Muchas gracias, señorata.
> Sorry.
> Ah, so.
> Come on, honey.
> I guess this is a world you'll never know.

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## 12:13–12:16

Homer, Marge and Maggie walk together along a paved path toward a yellow school building with blue trim, under a purple sky with a large tree on the left and tall cypress trees behind them. Over the sequence, the family moves steadily toward the school entrance while large windblown green leaves drift and tumble across the scene, some passing in front of them and others sweeping past the building and tree. By the final moment the leaves have grown large and cover much of the view, while the family is still walking toward the school steps.

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## 12:16–12:30

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, sits on a dark red couch in a pink room with yellow curtains, wide-eyed and talking with his mouth open, first in close-up and then grimacing with clenched teeth. Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, appears at the right beside him, his eyes rolling and his mouth moving as he speaks, and he raises a hand and then glares sideways with his teeth gritted. The opening frame is a blurry green screen with dark streaks, a dreamlike transition into the scene.

> Our family was suffering through its worst crisis ever.
> Bart was miserable at school, and Lisa's gifts were going to waste.
> Uh, Homer, it's five years later and I'm still miserable at school.
> And my gifts are still going to waste.

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## 12:30–12:43

Lisa, with spiky star-shaped hair and a red dress and pearl necklace, sits on the dark red couch beside Bart, who wears an orange shirt and blue shorts, while Homer, bald and heavyset in a white shirt and jeans, slumps at the left end. Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, stands in the living room with her hands pressed to her cheeks and then to her hair, looking distressed. As she gestures and moves toward the couch, Homer stretches his legs out and slouches while Lisa and Bart sit still, and Marge eventually walks off to the left as Lisa and Bart remain seated. A framed picture hangs on the pink wall, a red lamp stands on a blue side table, and a saxophone rests on the couch's arm behind Lisa.

> And sometimes I feel so smothered by this family I just want to scream till my lungs
> explode.
> Right, I'll go start dinner now.
> You do that.

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## 12:43–12:52

Homer, Bart and Lisa sit on the red couch while Marge holds Maggie in the green armchair, and Grampa, a wrinkled old man with white tufts of hair, stands between them in the pink living room. After the scene fades up from black, Grampa stands talking and raises one hand while the family listens, then the brown greyhound Santa's Little Helper appears at the right edge, baring its teeth. The dog trots toward Marge's armchair, grinning with bared teeth, as the family watches.

> Hello.
> Good, what are you doing here? Looking for my teeth.

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## 12:52–13:04

Grampa, the wrinkled old man with white tufts of hair and glasses, first holds a set of dentures up to his mouth in the pink-walled room, then pulls them away, wipes or cleans them, and grins as he stands by the piano. In the living room, Marge sits on the green armchair holding Maggie in a blue bow, with Lisa at the lower left and Bart at the lower right, while Homer sits with his back to us in the foreground. Grampa turns to face the family and smiles, with a candle on the table at the lower left and a framed photo and sheet music on the purple piano.

> Give me those.
> Better wash these off.
> Oh, to hell with it.
> Well, Grandpa, as long as you're here,
> we were telling a story that took place when Barbara was five and Lisa was three.

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## 13:04–13:07

Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, stands beside a green chair and holds baby Maggie, who wears a blue bow and sucks a pacifier, near a pink wall and a window showing a suburban house. Marge's mouth opens and closes as she talks, her eyes glancing sideways and then widening, while her expression shifts from a wide-eyed grin to a closed-mouth smile. Maggie's eyes droop closed in one moment and then open again as she gazes sideways, while the pacifier stays in her mouth throughout.

> Oh, I know this story.

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## 13:07–13:17

Homer, Bart, and Lisa sit together on a brown couch while Marge stands behind a green armchair holding Maggie, all watching Grampa, the wrinkled old man with white tufts of hair, in a pink sweater and grey trousers who stands on the teal carpet of the pink living room. He gestures with one raised hand and then throws both arms wide, grinning and speaking as the others look on. Framed pictures hang on the pink wall, a red lamp sits beside the couch, and yellow curtains frame the window behind them.

> The year is 1906.
> The president is the divine Miss Sarah Bernhardt.
> And all over America, people were doing a dance called the Funky Grandpa.

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## 13:17–13:27

In a living room with pink walls, framed pictures, a green armchair and yellow curtains at the window, Homer, Lisa and Bart sit on the brown couch while Marge stands holding baby Maggie beside the green armchair. Grampa, the wrinkled old man with white tufts of hair in a pink sweater and grey trousers, dances in front of them, first gesturing with his hands, then kicking one leg high and flinging his arms out, before turning with his mouth wide open and his arms spread.

> Oh, I'm the...

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## 13:27–13:35

Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive, sits in a green armchair in the living room holding baby Maggie, who wears a blue bow and sucks a pacifier. Marge grimaces, then looks wide-eyed and speaks, gesturing with one arm, while Maggie stares ahead with her pacifier. The scene shifts to a blurred transition and ends on an exterior view of the Simpson house, with a bright sun in the sky, a garage and a mailbox out front.

> Yes.
> Well, as if our troubles weren't bad enough,
> Springfield was going through an unseasonable heat wave.

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## 13:35–13:45

Homer, the bald heavy man in only white briefs, sits slouched on the brown couch in the living room, one arm draped over the armrest and his feet dangling above the rug, staring ahead with a sluggish expression; a telephone sits on the side table beside a purple lamp, and a sailboat painting hangs on the wall. In the later images he remains seated while the scene cuts to a grey-haired news anchor in a red jacket and blue tie reading from a sheet of paper in front of a TV screen, with a 'FEELING HOT HOT HOT' graphic showing a sweating man in briefs fanning himself beside a panting dog, and then a large orange molten-looking ball appears on the wall behind him as he smiles slightly.

> And so Springfield's heat wave continues,
> with today's temperature exceeding the record for this date,
> set way back four billion years ago when the Earth was just a ball of molten lava.

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## 13:45–13:56

Homer Simpson, shirtless and wearing only white briefs, sits on a brown wooden bench in a pink room, first fanning himself and then holding a box of Frozen Peas while Marge Simpson, in a green dress and red bead necklace, stands beside him holding a phone to her ear and a grey garment in one hand. Homer turns the box toward his face, looks over at Marge, and the pair stay in the room with an arched doorway and a purple lamp in the background, with the box label reading FROZEN PEAS.

> Oh, so hot.
> Homer, have you seen the frozen peas?
> You keep them.

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## 13:56–14:04

Homer, shirtless and wearing only white briefs, sits on a brown couch in the living room while Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, stands in a green dress beside him and then sits down next to him. Homer first holds a small green item to his mouth, then sits with his hands on his hips as Marge gestures and talks to him, her hand raised and her expression shifting from earnest to nervous. A purple lamp, a teal telephone and a bookshelf with books sit on the side table, and a framed sailboat picture hangs on the pink wall.

> Now listen, if we can't afford private school,
> maybe there's some other way to encourage Lisa.
> An art class, ballet lessons.
> They have some fun things you could do at the museum on Saturday.

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## 14:04–14:16

Homer, the bald, heavy man in only a white diaper-style brief, sits on the brown couch in the living room next to Marge, who has a tall blue beehive, a red beaded necklace and a green dress. Marge sits with her hands folded and a pleased, smiling expression while Homer sits with his hands on his knees, turns toward her, and then gestures with his hand on his chest. Homer then turns his head away from her toward the side, his eyes wide, mouth open and talking, then grimacing with clenched teeth before speaking again. A framed painting of a red-and-white sailboat hangs on the pink wall behind them, and a blue-and-tan rug lies on the floor.

> Uh-uh, forget it, Marge. There is no way I'm spending my Saturdays at a museum.
> Unless... museums don't have foosball, do they?

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## 14:16–14:26

Homer Simpson, a bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue trousers, stands at a foosball table in a marble-floored hall with a framed painting and a staircase, while a white marble statue resembling Michelangelo's David, nude and with curly hair, plays across from him. Homer first leans over the table, then straightens and points at the statue, after which a second Homer in the lower right corner watches with wide eyes. The table-game figures remain on the table as Homer grins with his hands on his hips, and a figure in a dark blue suit with a bright yellow, screaming face and hands pressed to its cheeks appears beside him, with its mouth wide open and its features flaring red. Homer then stares at the screaming figure, and the scene closes on a close-up of Homer with wide eyes and a smile in front of a window showing a toy sailboat.

> You lose, Michelangelos David. Who's next?
> Me!
> I guess it doesn't matter.

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## 14:26–14:38

Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress and red bead necklace, and Homer Simpson, bald and heavyset in a white undershirt, sit together on a brown couch in the living room beneath a framed sailboat painting. Marge first sits with her eyes closed and teeth clenched, then turns to Homer and gestures with open hands while speaking. Homer watches her with wide eyes, then looks increasingly anxious and grimaces with his mouth open. Marge clasps her hands to her chest and looks up in an excited, hopeful way, then gazes off to the side with a pensive expression. Visible objects include a table lamp with a orange shade, a window, and a blue lamp on the side table.

> All these things cost money and we just don't have it.
> Unless... Unless what?
> Well, there's that $200 we've been saving for the new air conditioner.

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## 14:38–14:47

Homer, in only white briefs, sits on a brown couch beside Marge, who has a tall blue beehive and a red bead necklace, as he talks and gestures with both hands, rubbing his belly and tapping his hand against his side. The scene then cuts to a purple shelf holding orange books and a rolled yellow item, flanked by purple speakers, before showing Snowball II, the white cat with a ping-pong paddle tied to its tail, sitting on a teal floor beside a melting ice block in a pink room while it yowls with its mouth open.

> Oh, Marge, but we've needed a new air conditioner for years.
> And our stopgap solution is getting cranky.
> I cannot believe this I'm trying to give our daughter a head start in life And you aren't

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## 14:47–15:00

Homer, shirtless in white briefs, and Marge, in a green dress and red bead necklace, are in their pink living room beside a purple lamp, a teal telephone and a framed sailboat picture. Marge sits beside Homer on the brown couch and shrugs with open hands, then stands with her arms crossed while Homer sits with his hands on his knees and gestures, and he later raises an open hand as he speaks. In the final moments Marge sits on the couch with her arms crossed and talks while Homer turns his eyes toward her, then looks at her in silence with a frown.

> helping a bit Marge, name one successful person Who ever lived without air conditioning
> Balzac No need for potty mouth Just because you can't think of one But Balzac is the name

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## 15:00–15:12

Homer, the bald, heavy man in only white underwear, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress with a red beaded necklace, are in the living room. Homer sits on the brown couch under a framed sailboat picture, and Marge stands beside him holding a red lampshade, then later holds her hands together by a potted green plant. Homer waves his hands, gestures, and pats his belly and chest while sitting on the couch, and in the later part Marge clasps her hands and then gestures toward the plant as Homer looks at her. Notable objects include a blue telephone on a small purple table, a purple lamp, and a small vase with a plant on the wall.

> If ifs and buts were candy and nuts How does the rest of that go?
> Please just promise you won't buy an air conditioner Until we figured out a way to help
> Lisa Alright, alright, I promise Must be another way to get an air conditioner.

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## 15:12–15:26

Homer Simpson, in only a white undershirt-less bare torso and white briefs at first, sits on a brown couch in a pink-walled living room beside a purple lamp and a teal telephone, glancing around and rubbing his chin. The scene cuts to the exterior of the Simpson house, with its pink front door, garage and blue mailbox. Back inside, Homer now wears a white shirt and blue pants, sits slumped on the couch under a framed sailboat picture, and sweats while blue cold air swirls around him. He sits motionless and sweaty as the cold air keeps blowing, and then Snowball II, the white cat with a red collar, walks across the rug past him while Homer remains seated, with frost-like icicles around the couch and lamps.

> Mmm, recirculated air.

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## 15:26–15:36

Ned Flanders, with a moustache, glasses and green sweater, stands outside a window and looks in at Homer, who is bald and wears a white shirt, sitting at a table in a pink room with a framed seascape picture and an orange lamp. Ned raises a fist, then pushes the window up and leans in while Homer looks at him, and Homer's mouth emits pink puffs as he speaks. Ned keeps talking from the window, then leans out and points off to the side, with a wooden fence and a sunny yard visible behind him.

> Uh, Homer?
> What, Flanders?
> Well, sir, I hate to be suspicious aloysius on you, but did you steal my air conditioner?

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## 15:36–15:50

Homer Simpson leans out of a pink-walled window and talks to Ned Flanders, who stands on the grass in his green sweater, glasses and moustache, with his back to the viewer in later views. Homer's window then shatters outward, a wooden fence lies in splinters across the lawn while a curly-haired red-headed boy in a pink shirt and blue shorts watches, and a blue mailbox on wooden legs stands near a shovel in the grass. Homer's grinning face shows him pressing a hand to his chest, while Ned looks back at him with a sly half-smile.

> Well, I admit it looks bad, Flanders.
> But haven't you heard of Let he who is without sin cast the first stone?
> Got him, Dad!

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## 15:50–16:01

Homer, peering from a window at the left, watches a man in a green sweater with a moustache and glasses stand in a backyard beside a blue machine on a wooden stand, with broken fence pickets scattered across the grass and a red-haired girl and a spiky-haired boy near a tree. Homer then appears in the pink living room with Bart in an orange shirt, Lisa in a red dress, Marge with her tall blue beehive, and Maggie with her pacifier, all facing Grampa, who sits in a green armchair with white tufts of hair, glasses and a moustache, and raises a finger as he talks.

> And so, just as things look their worst...
> I realized I could make money selling my medication to deadheads!

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## 16:01–16:11

Grampa, in a pink sweater with white tufts of hair and glasses, talks in the living room while Homer stands beside the couch, Bart and Lisa sit on the couch, and Marge holds Maggie at the right edge. Grampa keeps speaking in close-up, then the family reacts with wide eyes and worried looks as they watch him. The scene then shifts to a classroom where Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo, sits on a chair reading a book to a ring of kids on floor mats, with Bart seated among them.

> Grandpa, what are you talking about?
> Uh, nothing. As I was saying, things couldn't be worse for Lisa or Bart.
> And the ugly duckling was amazed to realize it had grown into a beautiful swan.

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## 16:11–16:19

Mrs. Krabappel, Bart's teacher with a tall brown hairdo, glasses and a blue jacket, sits in a classroom reading from a purple book to seated children. Bart, in an orange shirt, sits on a mat beside Milhouse, who has blue hair and glasses, and first raises a hand, then sinks his head and looks down while Krabappel pauses, closes the book and glances over at the class. The room has cabinets, a sink, a wall calendar and a blue door.

> So you see, children, there is hope for anyone.
> Even me? No.

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## 16:19–16:31

Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, sits alone on a red bench on a school playground, chin resting on his hand, while Milhouse, who has blue hair and red-framed glasses, walks up in a lavender shirt and red shorts carrying a brown bag. Milhouse sits beside him and holds up a carton labeled SOY with a straw, grinning as he talks. A large tree and the tan school building with its red doors stand behind them, and other children play nearby.

> Hi.
> Hi. I have soy milk. The doctor says the real kind could kill me.
> I wish I was interesting like you.

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## 16:31–16:41

Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, and Milhouse, the blue-haired boy with red glasses and a pink shirt, sit together on a red wooden bench in a park. Milhouse sips from a carton labeled SOY through a straw, and at first Bart rests his chin on his hands while watching him. Later Milhouse laughs with his mouth open and a bit of liquid drips from his lips, then he grins and talks to Bart while still holding the carton. Bart looks on with wide eyes, and a brown paper bag sits beside Milhouse on the bench under a blue sky with trees and a building in the background.

> You're funny.
> I am?

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## 16:41–16:52

Milhouse, with blue hair and red glasses, peeks out from beside a tree trunk, then Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, appears at the same spot before standing on a long red bench in a schoolyard. Bart stands on the bench with his hands raised near his mouth while a crowd of kids, including a girl with red pigtails and a woman in a purple beanie, looks on. The crowd then bursts into laughter with eyes squeezed shut, and Milhouse laughs in the foreground beside a boy with a flat brown haircut.

> Yeah.
> And the world needs a clown.
> Doody.
> Booger.

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## 16:52–17:04

Bart Simpson, in an orange shirt, stands on a red wooden bench in a schoolyard while a crowd of students watches, including a girl in a purple beanie and pink sweater who glances sideways and smiles. Principal Skinner, in a blue suit and tie, walks up beside a tree and then stands glaring and speaking in close-up, with his hands behind his back, while Bart winces with eyes squeezed shut. The brick school building and a tree are visible in the background.

> Now that is killer material.
> Skinner is a nut. He has a rubber butt.
> Young man,
> I can assure you my posterior is nothing more than flesh bone and that metal plate I got
> in Nam.
> I want you to knock off that potty talk right now.

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## 17:04–17:16

Principal Skinner, in a blue suit with a purple shirt and orange tie, and Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stand on a grassy schoolyard near a tree, with Skinner scowling and pointing at Bart while Bart looks up. Bart then stands on a wooden bench with his arms out as a crowd of children gathers around, while Skinner stands with his hands on his hips and later glares in close-up. Skinner then leans down toward Bart, jabbing a finger at him as Bart looks up wide-eyed, with a hedge and a grey wall behind them.

> The principal said potty.
> You listen to me, son.
> You've just started school,
> and the path you choose now may be the one you follow for the rest of your life.

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## 17:16–17:26

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands on a long reddish-brown plank against a green background in the first several frames, staring wide-eyed and looking uneasy with his hands at his sides. A stern man with grey-brown hair, a blue suit and a purple shirt with an orange tie, who matches Principal Skinner, stands in front of a tree and opens his mouth in an angry shout, then folds his arms across his chest and glowers. Bart then appears on a grassy field before a low building and trees, glancing sideways and looking nervous, while Skinner stands arms crossed, scowling in the same spot. The final frame returns to Bart on the field, his eyes shifted to the side as he looks away.

> Now, what do you say?

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## 17:26–17:38

Principal Skinner, with neat grey hair and a suit, stands with his arms crossed while Bart stands on a low wooden bench in a schoolyard, with a row of children watching from the front, including Milhouse with blue hair and red glasses. Skinner then laughs and fiddles with his tie, while Bart gestures with his hands, turns and wiggles his hips, and bounces on the bench with his eyes shut and mouth open in a big laugh. The schoolyard has a teal ground, a low hedge, and a tan brick building behind them.

> Eat my shorts.
> All right, I'll eat. Eat your shorts? Yeah, eat my shorts.
> Buttman!
> Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-buttman!
> B-buttman!

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## 17:38–17:52

Principal Skinner in his grey-haired suit stands on a schoolyard beside a low wooden table with Bart crouched on it, while a crowd of children watches and a brick school building sits behind them. Bart then disappears from the table, and a chubby boy with brown hair and a duck-printed shirt grins with his eyes closed among the kids, while a dark-haired boy in a red shirt looks on. The scene ends on an orange-haired boy in a purple shirt sitting on churned-up grass with dirt mounds around him, pulling wriggling worms from the ground and eating them.

> He's the greatest showman since that kid who eats worms.
> My 15 minutes of fame are over.

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## 17:52–18:03

Lisa, the girl with spiky star-shaped hair, and Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, lean on the bar in Moe's tavern while Moe, the grey-haired bartender, polishes a glass across from them. The scene opens on the pink exterior with its MOE'S sign, then moves inside past Duff and Laramie signs on the dark wall to a large jar of pickled eggs on the counter. Homer talks and smiles, Moe grins and keeps wiping the glass, and Lisa looks up and listens before the group settles back into the same bar setting.

> Well, Mo, this is it. Today's the day I get my new air conditioner.
> Congratulations. Who's the little chick?
> I'm Lisa.
> She has a gift. You have 13 pickled eggs in this jar.

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## 18:03–18:13

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a pink dress, stands at the bar of Moe's Tavern beside Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, while a stooped, thin man in a suit with glasses sits behind them. In the early shots Lisa points at a jar of pickled eggs on the bar, with a cockroach visible inside the green liquid, then talks and gestures with her hand. Moe, the grey-haired bartender in a blue bow tie and overalls, leans toward her across the bar, and his expression shifts from a scowl to a sly grin as the moment continues, while Homer watches with a wide-eyed look. A yellow-and-black '!!' sign hangs on the wall behind the bar.

> And one cockroach.
> Who are you, sweetheart? The health inspector?
> No, but I am.

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## 18:13–18:26

Moe, the grey-haired bartender in a blue apron, works behind his bar, then faces a thin man in a blue suit with round glasses and a green tie who holds a cocktail with a parasol and later a syringe, while Moe pinches a syringe of his own among bottles and glasses. Outside Moe's purple storefront, Homer, a bald heavy man in a white shirt, walks holding the hand of Lisa, the girl in a red dress with star-shaped hair, past a glass door and a store window. Homer then stands indoors by a grey cabinet wall, glancing toward a glass door with an OPEN sign and a small price tag reading 200.

> Here, have a margarita.
> That's a parasol.

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## 18:26–18:35

Homer, in his white shirt and blue pants, stands at the window of 'It Blows: The Air Conditioner Store', where air conditioners sit beside a small '$200' price tent card, then steps back and stares wide-eyed and open-mouthed beside a trash bin, with a close-up of his startled face. The scene shifts to a living room where an elderly man in a green sweater and red knit cap reclines with his feet up on a pink stool next to a large air conditioner, while two grey-violet-haired women, Patty and Selma, watch with arms crossed through the bay window and Homer looks on from the side.

> Help us Homer.

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## 18:35–18:48

Patty and Selma, Marge's grey-violet-haired sisters, stand smoking with folded arms at a scalloped purple bay window while Homer watches from the foreground. The scene then moves to a living room where Grampa, in a Santa hat and green sweater, reclines in a red armchair with his feet up as the sisters remain in the window, and Homer's eyes go wide before he closes them and grimaces. Notable objects include the cigarettes, a red lamp, a television set, and framed pictures on the pink wall.

> Yeah, help us you fat yutz.
> Wow.

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## 18:48–19:00

Homer, a bald heavy man in a white shirt, first stands at a shop window displaying a window air conditioner with a $200 price tag, then turns to look at King Toot's Music Store, where Lisa, a girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress, stands before the window full of drums and brass instruments. Inside the store, Lisa leans on a counter beside a large drum, a saxophone and a harp while Homer, grimacing and wide-eyed, leans in next to her, and he keeps gripping and tugging at her as she reaches toward the instruments on the counter. A harmonica sale sign hangs on the wall behind them, and at the end Homer stands near the doorway with his teeth clenched and eyes bulging as he holds Lisa close.

> A musical instrument?
> Would that be a way to encourage a gifted child?
> Just give me a sign.

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## 19:00–19:11

Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, and Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress, stand outside King Toot's Music Store, where a shop window displays a saxophone, a tuba, drums and a guitar beneath a sign reading 'Musical Instruments: The Way to Encourage a Gifted Child'. Homer first kneels with his arms flung wide in an excited pose while Lisa stands beside him facing the window, then he wraps his arms around her from behind and hugs her close. Next, Homer walks toward the entrance with Lisa at his side, and they step through the open glass door, which is marked OPEN.

> It works for me.
> What do you like, Lisa?

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## 19:11–19:22

Homer and Lisa stand in the Percussion Center music shop, with keyboards, a cassette bin marked Cassettes 1 for $ and guitars on the wall. Homer gestures toward the wall, then holds up a gold saxophone-like instrument at a counter while Lisa watches beside him. The white price tag hanging from the instrument reads 200.

> Biomalin?
> Tubamaba?
> Obomabo?
> That one.
> Oh, Zaxomophone.
> $200?

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## 19:22–19:33

Homer stands outside the 'IT BLOWS THE AIR CONDITIONER STORE' window, glancing nervously and turning his head, while a toddler Lisa in pink overalls appears against a plain brown background, bobbing and smiling before the scene cuts back to Homer by the shop. Homer then stands in a music shop, lined with guitars and musical notes, holding a green brass instrument as a man with blue hair and round glasses watches beside a pink sign with partly legible lettering.

> Oh, I'll take it.

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## 19:33–19:47

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress, and Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, stand in a music shop, with Lisa holding a green saxophone. In the first frames Lisa hugs and grips the saxophone up close, then Homer stands beside her at the counter while a clerk with blue hair and glasses (not a regular) looks on. Homer lifts the saxophone to his face and then, with his arms and the instrument pressed against his chest, wraps his arms around it as Lisa looks on. Signs on the wall read "Keyboard Center" and "Music & Lyrics Sheet Music", with guitars and horns hanging behind the counter.

> Would you like an inscription, sir?
> Yeah.
> Two, Lisa.
> Never forget your daddy loves- Don't!

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## 19:47–20:00

Homer sits on a brown couch in a pink living room between Bart in an orange shirt and Lisa in a red dress and pearl necklace, with a framed painting and a potted plant on the wall. Homer crosses his arms and grins, then rests a hand on his chin while Lisa holds a green instrument, and the view moves in on a green cloth reading TO LISA: NEVER FORGET YOUR DADDY LOVES D'OH! Afterward Homer puts an arm around Bart's shoulder, touches his own chest, and raises a hand toward the ceiling as he talks.

> And that inscription is still there today.
> Wow, so that's how Lisa got her sacks. Next,
> I'll tell you the origin of Maggie's pacifier.
> What origin? We get him for $1.95 down at the Safeway.

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## 20:00–20:09

Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, sits in a green armchair holding baby Maggie, who wears a blue bow and a pacifier, in a pink living room with framed pictures, a candlestick and a plate on a side table by a window. Marge gestures with an open hand and talks while Maggie looks on. In the second half, Homer sits on the red sofa with his arms crossed beside Bart in an orange shirt and Lisa in a red-orange top and pearl necklace, who holds a large green pickle-shaped object and looks at Marge, who is still gesturing toward the table. The scene cuts to a closer view of Lisa clutching the green object and grimacing, then returns to Marge with Maggie and the table as Marge reaches toward the plate.

> Well, I really liked that story.
> But it still doesn't fix this.
> You know, Homer, I think we have some money in the air conditioner account again, hmm?

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## 20:09–20:19

Bart, Homer, Lisa and Marge are in the family living room, with Maggie held in Marge's lap. Bart sits at the left on the maroon couch, Homer beside him, and Lisa next to Homer, clutching a green plush toy, while Marge sits in the green armchair at the right under two framed paintings on the pink wall. Marge gestures with an open hand toward the family and then lifts her hand as she talks, while Homer looks up, turns his head toward her and gestures with his hands, and then Bart and Lisa look on as he talks. Maggie sucks her pacifier throughout, and a red table lamp and a small white radio sit on the side table between the couches.

> Oh, but Marge, am I doomed to spend the rest of my life sweating like a pig?
> Yeah, not to mention looking like a pig, eating like a pig.

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## 20:19–20:27

Bart sits on the left end of the brown couch in his orange shirt while Homer, in a white shirt and blue jeans, stands in the middle of the living room and points toward the window. Apu, in a green jacket with a white apron, stands by the open window with his hands raised, and Marge in her tall blue beehive sits in the green armchair on the right holding Maggie, while Lisa sits beside Bart on the couch. Homer's gestures grow more animated over the moment: he turns to face Apu, points at him with an outstretched arm, then steps back and gestures with both hands, at one point holding a red object while his mouth opens wide in speech, and finally he leans forward with a dismayed expression as Apu gestures.

> Don't forget the smell. You get off my front lawn.
> Why don't you make me? Why? Oh, I give up.

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## 20:27–20:39

Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, and Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a pearl necklace, sit together on a red couch in a pink living room with a framed painting and a red lamp nearby. Lisa holds and plays a green saxophone while Homer watches, her face shifting from strained to wincing, and then Homer's worried face in close-up dissolves over a view of a tan two-story house with a garage and a mailbox under a bright sky.

> Well, don't worry about me, Dad.
> It's not how it looks, it's how it sounds.
> Well, sir, we got a scorcher today.

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## 20:39–20:50

Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue jeans, sits on the brown couch in the living room with a phone held to his ear, while Marge with her tall blue beehive stands beside him holding Maggie, the baby with a pacifier and blue bow. Throughout the frames Homer keeps the phone pressed to his head and his mouth open as if talking, with Marge and Maggie remaining steady beside him. A purple lamp, a teal telephone on a purple side table, a sailboat picture on the pink wall, a tall orange floor lamp, and a rainbow-striped oval rug are visible.

> And to cool off, nothing beats Fruitopia,
> the iced tea brewed by hippies but distributed by a heartless multinational corporation.

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## 20:50–20:55

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, sits on a blue bed holding a large gold saxophone with engraved lettering and smiles at it. The saxophone's bell is turned toward the viewer, and the engraved text reads 'DEAR LISA, MAY YOUR NEW SAXOPHONE BRING YOU YEARS OF D'OH!' while the instrument stays still and the scene holds steady. Her pale green and purple bedroom surroundings, with a curtained window and a pillow, remain unchanged throughout.

> Dear Lisa, may your new saxophone bring you years of...

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## 20:55–21:05

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, sits on her bed playing a gold saxophone with a note reading "Dear Lisa, may your new saxophone bring you years of joy" engraved on its bell. She starts out looking at the viewer and then leans into the instrument, eyes closing as she blows into it with her body swaying. Near the end, her eyes open wide and the picture dissolves into a translucent overlay of crowds of figures, while the bed, window with yellow curtains, and pillows stay visible in the bedroom.

> Oh!

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## 21:05–21:14

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a lavender dress and pearl necklace, plays a saxophone on a stage in front of a seated audience that includes Marge, with her blue beehive, near the front. The scene then dissolves into a dreamlike stable where Lisa sits on a pile of hay playing the saxophone while a brown horse with white leg wraps nibbles from a hay-filled window. The scene fades again to a bedroom at night, where Lisa sits in an orange armchair playing the saxophone beside Homer, the bald heavy man, asleep in a bed with a window and curtains behind them.

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## 21:14–21:24

Lisa, in her red dress and pearl necklace, is the main figure: first she plays a saxophone on a night balcony with a columned monument beyond the railing, then a dark silhouetted figure stands on a bridge against a huge blue moon, and finally Lisa, eyes closed, plays a large brass tuba beside a wooden wall. Before these, two silhouetted figures sit in a glowing window of an apartment building at night.

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## 21:24–21:34

Lisa, a small girl with spiky blond hair in a red skirt, sits alone on a wooden bench on a grassy lawn in front of a tan school building with purple-trimmed windows, while the scene slowly pulls back and the light fades to dusk and then night. Afterward, Homer, bald in a white shirt and blue pants, sits on a brown couch beside Marge, who has a tall blue beehive, a green dress and an orange bead necklace, under a framed sailboat picture. Homer scratches his head and then rests his hands on his knees, talking and grinning, while Marge looks at him and smiles.

> You're a good father.
> I learned from the master.

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## 21:34–21:44

Maggie, a baby in a blue sleeper with a blue bow and a pacifier, sits at the left edge of a green couch against a pink wall, watching an old wrinkled man with white tufts of hair and glasses, Grampa, in a tan hooded sweater. He first covers his eyes with both hands, peeking through his fingers while Maggie stares wide-eyed, then lowers his hands, raises his palms outward beside his head, and talks with his mouth open while squinting. In the final moments he sits leaning forward with his mouth open, one hand near Maggie, and Maggie's eyes drift sideways toward him.

> Where's Maggie?
> I'm not kidding. I can't see. My retinas have detached again.

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## 21:44–21:49

Homer Simpson, the bald heavyset man in a white shirt, and Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress with a red bead necklace, sit together on a brown couch in the living room. In the first several moments they sit talking and smiling while Homer's mouth moves. Later, Apu, the man with dark hair and a green vest, stands behind the couch by a lamp and a telephone holding a sandwich, and Homer closes his eyes and sits with his mouth open while Marge looks sideways and laughs.

> He's blind as a bat. That's right.

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## 21:49–21:59

In a pink living room with a sailboat painting, Homer and Marge sit on a brown couch while Maggie sits on Grampa's lap in a green armchair, and a dark-skinned man with black hair in a green jacket and white trousers stands at the left by a purple side table with a telephone. Grampa talks, gesturing and rubbing his face, while the others react and Apu keeps standing there, then the room gradually fades to black. The screen then shows gold text on black reading "Executive Producers AL JEAN & MIKE REISS," which changes to "Executive Producers JAMES L. BROOKS, MATT GROENING & SAM SIMON."

> That's true.

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## 21:59–22:09

No animated characters appear in this moment; it is a black title card sequence with no people on screen. Over a plain black background, gold credit text appears and changes in turn: first 'Starring DAN CASTELLANETA', then 'JULIE KAVNER', 'NANCY CARTWRIGHT', 'YEARDLEY SMITH', and 'HANK AZARIA', followed by 'and HARRY SHEARER' (shown twice), 'Special Guest Voice FYVUSH FINKEL', and finally 'Also Starring DORIS GRAU, PAMELA HAYDEN, MAGGIE ROSWELL', which stays on screen through the last frames.

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## 22:09–22:19

No animated characters appear in this moment; the scene is a black screen with gold credit text in a hand-drawn font, shown one credit at a time. First, 'Animation Executive Producer PHIL ROMAN' appears, then 'Animation Producers BILL SCHULTZ and MICHAEL WOLF', followed by 'Executive Consultant BRAD BIRD', 'Story Editor REID HARRISON', and 'Story Editors RICHARD APPEL and JENNIFER CRITTENDEN'. Next come 'Staff Writer DAN GREANEY', 'Associate Producer COLIN A.B.V. LEWIS', 'Theme by DANNY ELFMAN', 'Music by ALF CLAUSEN', and finally 'Casting by BONITA PIETILA', each replacing the last on the plain black background.

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## 22:19–22:29

No animated characters appear in this moment; it is a black end-credits sequence in gold lettering, with Editors Michael Bridge and Don Barrozo, then Post Production Supervisor Alison Elliott, then Joel Kuwahara as Animation Production Coordinator for Gracie Films, followed by sound, music, mixing and production credits such as Terry Brown, Bob Hile, Louise Jaffe and Laser-Pacific, and assistant credits listing Maria Kavanaugh and Felicia Nalivansky. The credits change in order over about ten seconds, ending on Overseas Animation Director Utit Choomuang, with a Dolby Surround logo on one card.

> Lisa!
> Enough sex on my phone already!

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## 22:29–22:39

No characters appear in this moment, which is a sequence of end credits on a black background. Gold text appears in turn, starting with an overseas production credit for AKOM and N.J. Kim, then animation staff lists, a copyright notice for The Simpsons Episode #3602 (1997, Twentieth Century Fox), and the credits for Denise Sirkot, Matt Groening and James L. Brooks. Each credit fades in and out on the black background.

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## 22:39–22:50

Silhouetted audience members sit in rows of seats in a dark movie theater, with a large, bushy spiky-haired silhouette at the left edge, as a blue-lit screen comes on. The screen shows the gold Gracie Films logo, then the words "IN ASSOCIATION WITH" appear on black, followed by the golden 20th Century Fox Television logo with "A News Corporation Company" beneath it against a dusky sky with searchlight beams. The sequence ends on a black screen.

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