# Bart Star The Simpsons, season 9, episode 6 (S09E06), first aired November 9, 1997. Written by Donick Cary. Directed by Dominic Polcino. Production code 5F03. Guest stars: Mike Judge as Hank Hill; Joe Namath; Roy Firestone. Chalkboard gag: "I did not invent Irish dancing.". Couch gag: Compressor. When Springfield's children are found to be badly out of shape, their parents sign them up for pee-wee football, and Ned Flanders proves a winning coach. Homer's heckling drives Ned to quit and hand him the job, so Homer cuts players and makes Bart quarterback over Nelson Muntz. Bart plays terribly, his teammates turn on him, and he fakes an injury before quitting outright. Who's in it: Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Marge Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Milhouse Van Houten, Grampa Simpson, Ned Flanders, Barney Gumble, Chief Wiggum, Krusty the Clown, Lenny Leonard, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Dr. Hibbert, Mr. Burns, Waylon Smithers, Nelson Muntz, Kent Brockman, Otto Mann, Jasper Beardsley, Martin Prince, Ralph Wiggum, Groundskeeper Willie, Lewis Clark, Wendell Borton, Richard, Todd Flanders, Maude Flanders, Rod Flanders, Sideshow Mel, Kirk Van Houten, Nina Skalka, Janey Powell, Luann Van Houten, Helen Lovejoy, Adrian Belew, Ruth Powers, Jaffee Ziswhisky, Gareth Prince, Sarah Wiggum, Gloria Prince, Sanjay Nahasapeemapetilon, Cletus Spuckler, Old Jewish Man, Alice Glick, Bumblebee Man, Rainier Wolfcastle, Brandine Spuckler, Allison Taylor, Sherri and Terri, Üter Zörker, Jerri Mackleberry, Eddie Muntz, Hank Hill, Joe Namath, Professor Taylor, Bill Dauterive, Bobby Hill, Dale Gribble, Jeff Boomhauer, Luanne Platter, Peggy Hill, Referee, Roy Firestone, Rudy, Sandy Koufax, Sportacus clerk. Every moment of the episode, about ten seconds each: when it is, what happens on screen, and what's said. The descriptions are written by an AI model from frames of each moment and can get small details wrong. The dialogue is from the episode's subtitles. Web page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star From Ultrahouse 3000 (https://ultrahouse3k.com/). Search engines and AI are welcome to use it: search=yes, ai-input=yes, ai-train=yes. ## 0:00–0:12 Bart Simpson, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands at a classroom chalkboard filled with rows of the line "I DID NOT INVENT IRISH DANCING" as he writes it out, then pauses with chalk in hand before walking away from the board toward a door at the back of the room. Behind him, a wall clock, a red trash can, and rows of student desks are visible, and the chalkboard lines are partly erased or cut off, leaving the last line reading "I DID NOT INVENT IR." Before this, the opening title card shows "THE SIMPSONS" in yellow letters over drifting clouds on a blue sky, which fades in and out across the early frames. > The Simpsons Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1043.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/6048 ## 0:12–0:23 Homer, Bart, and a small yellow figure in a pink car are at the Simpsons' garage and driveway, where Bart rides a skateboard out of the garage while Homer leans over the open hood of the pink car, then runs off as a red car pulls in beside it. Homer returns to the living room, where Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie sit with him on the red couch under a framed sailboat picture, and he squeezes them together until the whole family is squashed into a single yellow cube on the sofa. The scene also shows a red and purple striped rug, a lamp, a telephone and a television. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/13347.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/17726 ## 0:23–0:30 No characters appear in this moment; it shows only a title card on a retro television set with a pink background and a blue screen. The yellow text first reads 'CREATED BY MATT GROENING' in the opening frames, then changes to 'DEVELOPED BY JAMES L. BROOKS, MATT GROENING, SAM SIMON' in the later frames. The TV has two green-striped knobs on its right side and a slotted speaker grille below them, and the text stays fixed in place while the card switches from the first credit to the second. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/24399.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/26693 ## 0:30–0:41 A brown-haired young man in a light blue shirt holding a coffee cup, a Black man in a green-and-orange striped vest, and a woman with long dark hair walk along a red carpet toward the entrance of a building beneath a sign reading "FREE HEALTH FAIR WELCOME CHEAPSKATES!" The brown-haired man and the striped-vest man head into the entrance while a man with reddish hair in a lime-green shirt and jeans watches from the foreground. The scene then opens onto a crowded, colorful fairground of booths, including one with a "BOTTLES VS" sign, a DNA-marked booth, and a pink tent. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/31073.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/35661 ## 0:41–0:51 Homer sits in a chair beside a table at the purple-walled Check Your Cholesterol booth, where a man in a white lab coat with a stethoscope stands holding a clipboard and talks to him, and a computer monitor sits nearby. An elderly grey-haired man in a blue sweater and green-rimmed glasses walks through the foreground across the first frames, and Homer's head and body remain still while the lab coat man gestures and speaks. The on-screen caption 'Co-Executive Producer GEORGE MEYER' appears along the bottom in the last frames. > Well, your cholesterol level is lethally high, Homer, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/42334.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/46505 ## 0:51–1:00 Homer Simpson, bald and heavy in a white shirt and blue pants, sits on a chair beside a tray of small bottles, while a balding, dark-haired man in a white lab coat with a green tie and stethoscope stands before him holding a brown clipboard. The doctor glances down at the clipboard, looks up and speaks, then smiles, as Homer grimaces, gestures with his hand, points upward, and leans back in his chair, looking anxious. Red and purple walls and pink and red balloons fill the background, and on-screen credit captions appear over the scene, first naming David S. Cohen as Co-Executive Producer, then Richard Appel, then Dan Greaney as Producer. > but I'm more concerned about your gravy level. > Now, wait a second. > You doctors have been telling us to drink eight glasses of gravy a day. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/52761.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/55889 ## 1:00–1:10 Homer, in a white coat, stands at a fairground booth with balloons and a striped awning, facing Carl, a Black man in a white lab coat with a stethoscope and clipboard who first smiles and then winces as Homer scowls and speaks angrily. The scene shifts to a hearing test booth under a 'HEARING TEST' sign, where Homer, wearing headphones, sits at a green-draped table beside a man in a red shirt and a man in a green sweater, while a curly-haired woman in pink sits across from them and raises her hand. Credits reading 'Producer Ron Hauge', 'Producer Donick Cary' and 'Co-Producers Brian Scully Julie Thacker' appear over the scene. > Well, you're a little confused. > Oh, confused, would we? > Okay, gentlemen, I want you to raise your hand when you hear the tone. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/61103.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/65065 ## 1:10–1:20 Three men wearing headphones sit at a control panel beneath an EXIT sign: an older heavyset man with glasses and a pink shirt on the left, a bald elderly man with a white beard and green sweater in the middle, and a thin, bald man in a red shirt on the right who points. A woman with auburn curly hair and a pink vest types at a machine beside them, while the left man opens his mouth to speak and the pointing man gestures, with on-screen credits first reading 'Consulting Producer JACE RICHDALE' and then 'IAN MAXTONE-GRAHAM'. The group and the typist remain in place as the speaking and gesturing continue. > You can't tell me what to do. > Nothing yet! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/71321.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/75284 ## 1:20–1:27 Grampa, the wrinkled old man with white tufts of hair in a peach shirt, sits at a green-covered table beside a bearded elderly man in a green sweater and a thin, hook-nosed older man in a red shirt, all wearing headphones, while Mrs. Krabappel with her tall brown hairdo and a man in a blue shirt stand behind them under a red EXIT sign. A hand in a pink sleeve presses a red button on a grey box in front of them. The bearded man raises an open hand, Grampa's head sinks and tilts down, and Mrs. Krabappel moves at the back of the group as the scene goes on. > Now make no mistake, when I say first aid, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/81540.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/83834 ## 1:27–1:37 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, stands in front of a blue First Aid booth with a red-and-white FIRST AID sign, a red anatomy poster, and a green cross, while a crowd including Carl in a white coat, Milhouse with blue hair and glasses, and several women watches her. She gestures with her hands, raises one index finger, and then spreads her arms wide and shrugs as the crowd looks on. Credits appear over the scene, reading 'Consulting Producer DAVID MIRKIN,' 'Consulting Producers BILL OAKLEY & JOSH WEINSTEIN,' and 'Consultant JOHN SWARTZWELDER.' > I'm not talking about some sort of charity rock concert. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/88213.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/92384 ## 1:37–1:49 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive, stands before a fire safety poster and a 911 chart, first looking uneasy and then clasping her hands, with the caption Supervising Director Jim Reardon on screen. A laughing crowd appears, including a woman in a red hat, a grey-haired woman in a blue dress, and a man in a white shirt and red tie, with the credit Produced by Colin A.B.V. Lewis. Krusty the Clown, in a purple shirt, blue bow tie and white gloves, laughs, then jots notes on a spiral notepad with a blue pen, with the credit Produced by J. Michael Mendel and Bonita Pietila. > I'm talking about treating serious injuries. > Serious injuries. > Oh, that's gold. > Mom, Mom, I stepped in a bear trap. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/98640.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/103437 ## 1:49–2:00 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, stands beside Lisa Simpson, who wears a red dress, a pearl necklace, and a chain on her ankle, in front of a blue First Aid booth with a body diagram and a 911 chart on its walls. Marge gestures with open hands while Lisa looks on, then Marge raises one finger and points upward as a crowd of onlookers in the foreground, including a man in a white coat and a woman with a teal beehive, watches and reacts. A bandage sign and a 'Stitches' sign are visible at the edges of the street scene. > Sounds like you need some first aid. > Oh, bravo. > All right. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/110319.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/114698 ## 2:00–2:03 Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses, sits on a stool at the left beside a woman in a white lab coat with brown hair and glasses, while Homer, bald in a white shirt, is low on the ground near the scale in front of the blue curtained booth labeled Fit or Fat. A grey-haired man in a light green polo and teal shorts stands at the right, first checking a clipboard and folding his arms, then standing with his hands on his hips as a woman in a pink dress and a dark-haired man at a counter labeled G... ST watch at the far right. Under the bright red and blue Fit or Fat sign, the scene stays mostly still, with the man shifting his stance and the booth's scales and the trailing wooden stands in view. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/121163.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/121580 ## 2:03–2:14 A heavyset, balding old man in a white shirt and brown pants strains on a red incline sit-up bench while a grey-haired instructor in a mint polo, teal shorts and white socks stands beside him holding a clipboard and pencil. The instructor leans in to jab a finger at the man, who grimaces, lies back with his arms raised, and then slumps flat as the instructor straightens and stands with hands on hips in a gym with a green 'TEST' sign and bunting. Credits overlay the scene: 'Produced by Richard Sakai, Denise Sirkot', 'Written by Donick Cary', and 'Directed by Dominic Polcino'. > Come on, you can't do one sit-up. > I loved your last McBain movie, Mr. Vance. > Quit stalling, fatty. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/124082.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/128879 ## 2:14–2:26 Milhouse, with blue hair and red-rimmed glasses, sits on a wooden stool in a pink shirt and red shorts while a woman in a white lab coat with red hair and glasses holds up a pair of calipers at his waist. A tall, muscular man in a mint-green polo, teal shorts and a wristwatch stands beside them holding a brown clipboard, and an unidentified bald man in a striped shirt sits on the floor in the background. The scene is set in a fairground-style booth with a blue curtain, metal scaffolding and a string of bunting. Milhouse's belly is measured with the calipers, then the man steps in and pats his stomach as the calipers press his waist. In the final moments, the man's hand rests on Milhouse's belly and a red sticker reading "FAT" is shown on his stomach. > We can wait. > Come to Papa. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/135552.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/140349 ## 2:26–2:38 Bart Simpson, with spiky hair, an orange-red shirt and blue shorts, bends over with his fingertips near his toes on a stage in front of a blue curtain, while a stocky orange-haired boy in a white shirt and red shorts bends over beside him, holding a black dumbbell. An unnamed man in a light green polo shirt and green shorts, carrying a clipboard, walks in among them, and an older grey-haired man in a blue jacket and white trousers bends at the waist nearby. Bart straightens up and turns to show a name tag reading "BART" stuck to the seat of his blue shorts, while the orange-haired boy keeps hold of the weight. > Come on, even my fat mama can touch her toes. > Hey, Bart, we wear the same underpants. > Results from yesterday's health fair are in, and the news is not good. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/147439.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/152444 ## 2:38–2:49 Kent Brockman, the grey-haired news anchor in a red suit and blue tie, sits at a desk in a TV studio with a Springfield poster behind him, reading from papers and glancing up at the camera-less viewer as he speaks. The scene then cuts to Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, bending over with hands near his knees beside a pair of dumbbells on a tan floor in front of a blue curtain. Bart stays bent over for several moments, then straightens and turns his head to the side, showing a white patch on the seat of his shorts. > Springfield is in terrible shape, particularly our young boys. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/159743.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/164122 ## 2:49–2:59 Homer sits on the right of a red couch, laughing, while Marge stands at left holding Maggie in her arms and Lisa and Bart sit beside him under a framed sailboat painting in a pink living room. Bart holds a Pop-Tart and a pink box of them on his lap while Lisa leans toward him, talks, and reaches for the box, and Bart chews and looks sideways at her. Marge and Maggie leave, and Homer, grinning with arms folded, then holds a pink Pop-Tart box and bites into a Pop-Tart as Lisa and Bart watch from the couch. > Hey, Tubby, want another Pop-Tart, Tubby? > I'm comfortable with who I am. > You're a disgrace to this family. In this reporter's opinion, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/170587.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/174549 ## 2:59–3:11 Kent Brockman, the grey-haired news anchor in a red jacket and blue tie, sits behind a desk with a sheet of paper in front of him inside a TV-style frame labeled "My Two Cents with Kent Brockman". He speaks and reacts with varied expressions, grinning, frowning, and wide-eyed, while his hands rest on the desk. Behind him, a picture changes from a pair of dancing figures in dark uniforms to a sunset-colored image of kicking figures, and finally to a cartoon portrait of a curly-haired boy in a white football jersey with the number 7. > it's time for our lard-laden lads to shape up. > Get out and try fun activities like military service, frenetic dancing, > or good old-fashioned pee-wee football. > There you go, Bart. Pee-wee football will melt away those unsightly pounds and inches. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/180597.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/185394 ## 3:11–3:24 Homer sits on a red couch beside Lisa and Bart beneath a sailboat painting, holding a pink-wrapped snack and pointing at Bart while gesturing and grinning, then pats Bart's shoulder as Bart looks uneasy. The scene then cuts to Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, seated on a teal couch between two curly red-haired children in a room lined with bookshelves and a floor lamp. Ned talks and gestures while the two children look on, one wincing and the other smiling nervously. > Yeah, but I could get seriously hurt. Then it's settled. > We don't have to play football, do we, Daddy? > You betcha. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/192275.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/197698 ## 3:24–3:37 Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, sits in front of a bookshelf and glances sideways with a slight smile. A curly red-haired couple, the woman in a pink shirt and the man in a blue shirt, sit on a light blue couch; the woman gestures with one hand while the man grins. Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses in a pink shirt and red shorts, then sits on a purple sofa beside a blue-haired woman in a white sleeveless top and pink pants, under a framed portrait and next to a lamp, fidgeting and looking down as he speaks. > Team sports will keep you away from temptations like rock music and girls. > Yay! > You know, Milhouse, you are getting a little doughy. > Aw, can't I just have the surgery? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/205414.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/210627 ## 3:37–3:47 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, stands at the counter of Polar Gear, a sporting goods shop with a Smart Sox display, while a thin brown-haired clerk in a white polo shirt listens and then gestures thoughtfully. Bart, in an orange shirt, holds a football by a bin of footballs as Chief Wiggum, in his police cap and uniform, grabs a red-and-white helmet from a bent-over grey-haired man in a blue sweater, and a woman with short blue hair and glasses holds a hockey stick nearby. The store sign reads "Polar Gear," and the scene opens on the exterior of the Sportacus building with its painted athletes, football helmet, and basketball above the name. > He's going to need a... you know, protection. > Sure, one helmet coming up. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/218135.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/222514 ## 3:47–4:01 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, stands at a store counter beside a sign reading "Dressing Rooms," while a brown-haired clerk in a white polo shirt and blue jeans, a stranger to the regulars, holds a red-and-white helmet and a folded cup-like protector across the counter. Over the course of the scene, Marge talks and gestures, the clerk leans forward to hand over the protective gear, and at one point he flips it or stares at it, before Marge, now with her hands open in a shrug, reacts with a puzzled look as the clerk smiles and holds the item. A cash register sits at the left edge of the counter, and a shelf of folded sports socks labeled "Sox" appears behind the clerk. > I was thinking more like protection for... > down there. > Oh, why didn't you say so? Knee pads, you got it. > I'm talking about his personal... > Aha, see no more. I read you loud and clear. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/228770.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/234609 ## 4:01–4:04 A brown-haired man in a white polo shirt, who resembles none of the named regulars, stands at a counter in a shop with a purple SOLD sign and stacked white sox packages behind him. He gestures with both hands raised, then with one hand, his mouth opening and closing as he talks, and in the final frames he sweeps a finger toward the viewer while smirking. Notable objects are the SOLD sign, the stacked packages labeled SOX, and a brown door at the left edge. > The old shoulder pads. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/242534.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/242951 ## 4:04–4:12 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive, green dress and red bead necklace, stands behind a store counter with a cash register while a brown-haired man in a white polo shirt and blue pants, who is not a regular character, faces her. Beneath a partly visible DRESSING ROOMS sign, he first holds a red football helmet and tan shoulder pads on the counter, then lifts a grey pair of pads up to his shoulder and leans low over the counter. Marge gestures toward the helmet with her hand and scowls, and the man straightens, talks, and turns his back to the viewer as she grins. > Look, I want a cup. > Cup? Could you spell that? > C-U-P. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/245662.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/248373 ## 4:12–4:19 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, stands behind the counter of a store near a cash register, facing a brown-haired man in a white polo shirt and blue jeans who is not one of the named regulars and is shown from behind in most frames. Beside a red football helmet and a pair of tan knee pads on the counter, a sign reading "DRESSING ROOMS" hangs above the curtained changing booths. Marge first talks and gestures with her hands, then the man grins and she clasps her hands to her face in excitement and wide-eyed surprise. Near the end she holds a small white football-like item while the man leans in, and the scene closes with them still at the counter. > I wanna see you... Oh, my God! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/253378.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/256089 ## 4:19–4:23 A yellow-skinned, unnamed figure in a red football jersey numbered 15, white pants, and a red helmet with a grey face guard first shows only its white-and-black shoes beneath a red curtain outside the dressing rooms. It steps out into view, stands with its hands at its sides, then leans into the doorway with a scowling, wide-eyed expression. Behind it, a "DRESSING ROOMS" sign hangs above two red curtained doorways, and a wall rack holds pink, purple, and green cups. > Okay, Milhouse, let's try out the new cup. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/260886.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/261511 ## 4:23–4:35 Milhouse, with blue hair and red-framed glasses in a pink shirt and red shorts, faces a boy in a red football helmet with a face guard, a red jersey numbered 15 and white pants, in a doorway between red curtains. Milhouse talks at him, then at one point lunges forward and kicks at the boy's leg while the boy stands with arms crossed. The boy, who wears a mouthguard-like grill over his face, grimaces and folds his arms while Milhouse ends up fighting with his feet and fists on the green floor. > Again. > Wow, stop that. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/264222.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/269436 ## 4:35–4:48 Ned Flanders, wearing a red cap, green sweater and whistle, stands on a grassy field beside wooden bleachers and a goalpost, first from a high aerial angle and then close up. Players in red jerseys cluster and run across the field while a boy in a red jersey clutches a football, and a football sails up past the bleachers as Ned gestures and holds a football of his own. A second football lies on the grass and a basketball rolls in near Ned's feet before he points toward the field. > A little higher, Wendell. > A lot higher, Martin. > Ralph, that's a basketball. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/276943.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/281948 ## 4:48–4:59 Ned Flanders, in a red cap and green sweater, appears on a grassy football field with a line of kids in red jerseys, including Nelson in number 2, Bart in number 15 and Ralph in number 8. At first Nelson runs across the field holding a football while a boy lies sprawled on the grass near the wooden bleachers, then Ned sits clutching the ball and fiddling with his moustache. Later Ned stands facing the lined-up team as Nelson holds the ball and Ralph grins widely in the foreground, with a goalpost and bleachers behind them under a blue sky. > Okay, Nelson's our quarterback. > Thanks, Four Eyes. Ralph, you'll be on special teams. > I'm special! > And Bart, you'll be a tackle. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/289247.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/293835 ## 4:59–5:09 Ned Flanders, in a red cap, green sweater and whistle, stands on a football field with Bart, a spiky-haired boy in a red number 15 jersey, and a brown-haired woman in red at the left edge. Bart and a reddish-haired boy in a red number 72 jersey then lie tangled on the grass with Bart's arms wrapped around the other boy's waist, and the boy laughs, then talks and frowns while Bart looks on. Behind them are a goalpost, a chain-link fence, trees and a blue sky. > Cool. > Careful, Bart! You break my calculator, by which I mean my head. > What position have you got for me? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/300509.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/304679 ## 5:09–5:21 Lisa Simpson stands by a chain-link fence in a red number 1 jersey and orange skirt, holding a helmet and a hand on her hip, as her expression shifts from unimpressed to grimacing and then glaring. Ned Flanders, in a red cap, green jacket and whistle, coaches beside Milhouse with blue hair and glasses and Bart Simpson in a red number 7 jersey, and he gestures and talks while one player's head is patted. On a paved track by the fence, a curly-haired girl in a number 31 jersey runs toward a lavender-haired girl with a pink bow, and a football flies through the air and is caught and held as the players look on under a light tower and trees. > That's right. A girl wants to play football. > How about that? Well, that's super duper, Lisa. > In fact, we already have four girls on the team. > You do? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/310936.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/315524 ## 5:21–5:34 Lisa Simpson, in a red number 1 football jersey and orange skirt, and Ned Flanders, in a red cap, green sweater, glasses and moustache with a whistle around his neck, stand on a grassy field beside a chain-link fence with bushes and trees behind them. Ned grins while holding a football, and Lisa first holds a helmet, then lets the helmet drop to her side and sets a football on the grass near her feet. Lisa grimaces, shifts her weight, then plants her hands on her hips and gestures with a pointed hand while the football sits at the bottom left. > Uh-huh. But we'd love to have you on board. > Well, football's not really my thing. > After all, what civilized person would play a game with the skin of an innocent pig? > Well, actually, Lisa, these balls are synthetic. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/322197.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/327619 ## 5:34–5:44 Ned Flanders, in a red cap, green sweater and whistle, stands on a sports field holding a football and pointing with one finger as he talks. Lisa Simpson, in a red number 1 jersey and orange shorts, stands by a chain-link fence, first looking glum and then wide-eyed and flustered with her hands raised. Behind them, players in red jerseys numbered 31, 8 and 2 and an old man in a purple cap look on, while a scoreboard reads SPRINGFIELD WILDCATS with a score of 0 to 0. > And for every ball we buy, a dollar goes to Amnesty International. > I've gotta go. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/335335.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/339506 ## 5:44–5:55 On a football field with a scoreboard reading OGDENVILLE WILDCATS, a figure in a pink shirt with a large black curly hairdo and blue-framed glasses, who is a one-off character, hangs the sign up on the scoreboard. In the bleachers behind, Marge with her tall blue beehive, Homer, Grampa, Patty and Selma, Lisa, and Mr. Burns in his wheelchair are seated among other spectators. On the bench in red jerseys, Nelson, Bart in number 15, Milhouse in number 0 with a blue cap, Ralph in number 8, and a girl in number 7 sit in a row, and later they stand up and pump their fists while cheering with open mouths. Coach Ned Flanders in a red cap and green sweater stands at the bench, gesturing and then smiling. The sky is blue and the field is green. > Who were we? The Wildcats! Who were we gonna beat? > The Wildcats! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/345762.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/349933 ## 5:55–6:03 Homer, with his bald head and white shirt, sits on a wooden bench beside Marge with her tall blue beehive, while Lisa, Maggie and two unnamed brown-haired boys in the front row look on under a pale blue sky with a small cloud. Homer cups his hands around his mouth to shout, then covers one ear and grimaces with his teeth clenched, while Marge glances sideways with a flat, annoyed expression. He lowers his hands, turns his head and jabs a thumb toward the side, and Marge looks over and starts to speak with her mouth open as Lisa and Maggie keep staring ahead. > Hey, Flanders, you're the worst coach this team has ever had. > He's the only coach this team has ever had. > And the season hasn't even started yet. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/356398.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/359317 ## 6:03–6:11 Homer Simpson, bald with a white shirt, stands in the middle of a row of seats in front of a blue sky and a pale blue backdrop, with Lisa on the left in her red dress and pearls, Marge with her tall blue beehive and red beads on the right, and Maggie with her pacifier and blue bow beside her. Two unnamed boys in the foreground sit below them, one with spiky brown hair and one with dark hair. Homer turns his head, frowns, and folds his arms across his stomach, then leans forward and jabs a finger toward the foreground while his mouth opens in an angry shout. Marge glances sideways at him with a stern expression, and in the later moments she looks away with her eyes closed and her mouth open as Homer keeps glancing at her and the others, who all stare ahead with wide eyes. > Yeah, well, he's wearing that hat like an idiot. > You know, Homer, it's very easy to criticize. > Fun, too. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/364739.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/367659 ## 6:11–6:24 Ned Flanders, wearing a red cap, green sweater and whistle, stands behind a wooden bench coaching a row of kids in red jerseys numbered 0, 15, 8, 6, 11, 14 and 66, including Milhouse with blue hair and glasses and Bart with spiky hair. He gestures with his hands and pumps his fists while talking, then the seated kids, including numbers 5, 3, 66 and 14, jump up, pump their fists and cheer with open mouths on a grassy field under a blue sky. The scene ends with a close-up of Ned grinning under his red cap against a blue sky with trees below. > All right, Wildcats, are you ready to give 110%, > take it one game at a time and go the whole nine yards? > Yeah! > Nine yards! Oakley-dokley, let's put on our game faces. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/372873.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/378086 ## 6:24–6:33 Ned Flanders, in a green sweater, red cap, moustache and whistle, stands before a wooden bench where players in red football jerseys numbered 12, 5, 3, 66 and 14 sit and watch him. On the sideline, a helmeted boy numbered 8 walks past a chain-link fence, then a heavyset player numbered 9 with a helmet and a bare foot strolls, hops and jogs along the white line of the field while a brown-helmeted player with a bandaged arm, a gray-helmeted player and a boy with a helmet stand nearby, and a large brown football is held up in the foreground. Near the end, the scene widens to show a football sailing over the trees above a wooden scoreboard reading 00 to 00, with the bulky player 9 and a small figure in a light blue shirt on the field, and players in maroon uniforms lined up at the yard markers. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/385385.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/389139 ## 6:33–6:45 A heavyset boy in a red helmet and red number 2 jersey and a small kid in a purple helmet and white jersey play football on a green field marked with yard lines 20 and 40 beside a chain-link fence. The purple-helmeted player clutches the ball while the red player tackles him, grabs the ball, and pulls him down, then pushes and taunts him as he lies on the turf, and the red player runs off with the ball while the purple player sprawls. The scene ends with the red player lying on grass under a blue sky, bandaged arm raised, laughing with his mouth wide open. > Got it! > Give me the ball and your lunch money. > I love this game. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/394978.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/399566 ## 6:45–6:58 A player in a red number 2 jersey and red helmet runs across a purple fenced field while a striped referee raises his arms, then the player kicks a brown football that rolls away over the turf. The scene cuts to Homer Simpson, bald and heavy in a white shirt, and Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive, red bead necklace and green dress, against a blue backdrop. Marge gestures and talks while Homer raises a hand, then cups his hands over his ears and mouth. > Ooh, he's quite a little dancer. > Ah, you got lucky, Flanders. And fix that hat! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/406239.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/411661 ## 6:58–7:09 Ned Flanders, in a green jacket with a whistle and a red cap, stands on a football field and fixes his cap with both hands while Homer, Lisa, and Marge with Maggie watch from the bleachers behind him. A wooden scoreboard reads Springfield Wildcats 20 and Ogdenville Wildcats 07, and three players in red helmets and jerseys huddle with the center player in a brown helmet speaking, then the number 15 player in front pumps his fist and adjusts his mouthguard. > Yeah, thanks for the tip, Homer. > Okay, Simpson, you're blocking for me on this play. > All right. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/419169.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/423548 ## 7:09–7:20 Bart, in a red helmet and red jersey numbered 15, stands on a football field under a blue sky and floodlights, grinning and then running across the grass. A larger boy in a brown helmet and red jersey numbered 2 shouts and points from the sideline while purple-clad players crouch in the background. Bart is tackled to the grass by a purple-jersey player, and the purple teammates, numbered 11 and 7, spread their arms in a scuffle before Bart jumps up, scowling and then yelling with his hands raised. > Oops. > Hut, hut, hike, hike, hut! > It's clobberin' time. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/430221.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/435018 ## 7:20–7:34 Bart, in a red number 15 football jersey and helmet, is tackled on a grassy field by two purple-helmeted opponents in white shirts and purple pants, while Homer, in a red number 2 jersey and brown helmet and heavier build, is in the middle of the scrum. Homer steadies the dazed Bart by the shoulder, then the two jog side by side along a purple sideline past a yellow goalpost, Homer holding the football aloft, while a striped-shirt referee raises both arms as a purple-clad opponent lies sprawled on the ground behind them. A chain-link fence, green trees and a blue sky with a small cloud form the background. > You okay, Bart? > Yeah. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/442108.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/447739 ## 7:34–7:44 Ned Flanders, wearing a red cap, green sweater and whistle, sits on a bench at a football field beside young players in red helmets and jerseys, as a revolver points up into view and a scoreboard shows the Springfield Wildcats leading the Ogdenville Wildcats 20 to 7. A large green barrel tips and sprays orange liquid over Ned and the players, splattering his face and leaving a puddle at his feet. Ned then stands and leads the team in a huddle and across the field while Homer and Marge watch from the bleachers and the crowd cheers. > I'm special! > Good big deal. I've been carried out of Moe's like that hundreds of times. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/455455.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/459626 ## 7:44–7:55 Homer, the bald heavyset man in a white shirt, Marge with her tall blue beehive, and baby Maggie with her pacifier and blue bow stand together in the first part of the moment, with Homer talking and gesturing in front of a wooden-slat backdrop. The scene then cuts to a static view of the Simpson house, with its brown roof, attached garage, and a mailbox out front. Last, Homer sits on the red couch in the pink living room, holding a green telephone receiver to his ear, shifting his posture, gesturing with one hand, and finally cradling his belly while he talks, with a purple lamp and a kitchen visible through the archway behind him. > Yeah, I'm telling you, Flanders can't coach at all. > Now, I'm not the type to have a grudge for no reason. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/465882.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/470261 ## 7:55–8:01 A man with dark swept-back hair, a blue suit, a white turtleneck and headphones sits at a desk in a booth marked by a sign reading SPORTS SPEW! WITH ROY FIRESTONE, speaking into a microphone while gesturing with one hand. He talks, grins, closes his eyes and smirks, then leans in and speaks again. In the final frames a man with dark slicked hair and a dark suit appears in a window beside a glowing ON AIR sign, smiling as the host gestures toward the microphone. > Sir, if I could just break in for a moment. > Yes, Roy. > Do you have a question for Sandy Koufax? > Yes, Mr. Koufax, don't you think Flanders is a big jerk? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/476726.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/478603 ## 8:01–8:09 Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, sits on a red couch in a pink living room, holding a teal telephone receiver to his ear beside a purple-shaded lamp and a teal telephone on a side table. He talks on the call, grinning and grimacing with a wide-eyed, animated expression, then pauses with a closed-mouth smirk before resuming his talk. In the final moment he turns his head away from the window, turning to his left as he keeps the phone pressed to his ear. A framed picture of a sailboat hangs on the wall behind him. > Yellow? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/482565.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/485276 ## 8:09–8:16 Homer Simpson stands in his pink living room holding a teal telephone to his ear beside a purple lamp and a red couch, first looking worried, then wide-eyed. The screen splits into two panels, with a man in a blue jacket and headphones speaking into a microphone at a radio booth marked with partial 'W!' and 'NE' signs on the left, while Homer keeps talking on the phone, alternating between grimacing, grinning and smirking. The frame returns to Homer alone in the living room, still on the phone, looking anxious and turning his head slightly. > Yeah, Homer again. I think we got cut off. > Yellow? > Five F03! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/490281.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/492993 ## 8:16–8:25 Players in blue helmets and white jerseys face red-helmeted Victory City opponents on a green football field with a chain-link fence and a crowd in the stands. A red-clad ball carrier clutches a brown football, one player is tackled amid a scramble, and the ball spins high above the fence while a red-helmeted runner cradles it and sprints into the purple end zone. A striped referee in a white cap raises his arms and blows a whistle, and a wooden scoreboard shows SPRINGFIELD 34 and VICTORY CITY 00. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/497789.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/500917 ## 8:25–8:37 Ned Flanders, in his red cap, green sweater and whistle, stands in the foreground of a bleacher crowd, first glaring out with a fierce expression and then turning away from the stands. Behind him, Homer, Marge, Lisa, Maggie, Apu, Mrs. Krabappel-style spectators, Milhouse-like and Smithers-like fans, and an elderly man with glasses clap and cheer in the stands. Flanders then turns his back to the viewer, facing the crowd, while the spectators keep cheering and the sky stays bright blue, and in the final moments he is seen again in profile with a stern look as the crowd continues to watch. > Flanders! > What? > Flanders! > What? What is it? Games out there! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/506339.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/511344 ## 8:37–8:50 Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses, red cap and green sweater, stands on a sports field with a whistle around his neck, first scowling and then grimacing as he stomps off to the side. Behind him in the bleachers sit Homer, Marge, Lisa and Maggie, along with Patty and Selma, Grampa, Apu, Otto and other one-off spectators. Ned's expression grows more pained in the later images, with his head tilting down and his hand moving toward the bottom edge. The field's white yard-line markings and the green turf are visible throughout. > Made you look! Pfft. > Mmm. > They're just words, Nettie. > Words can't hurt you. > Ow! > That's it! > Dad, that was really mean. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/518435.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/523648 ## 8:50–9:03 Lisa and Homer sit side by side on a bench in front of a blue wall, with a grey-haired man in glasses at the left edge, as Homer talks and gestures while Lisa looks up at him and rests a hand on his arm. Then, on a green field marked with white lines, Ned Flanders, in a red cap, green sweater and whistle, glares and shouts amid a crowd of onlookers. Homer, looking startled, raises a hand and then faces Ned, who leans toward him scowling and clenching his teeth. > I know, sweetie. And I got him right in the... > Uh-oh. > Hi. Hi, Flanders. > Go wild, Cat. > Do you have a problem with the way I'm coaching? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/531156.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/536578 ## 9:03–9:14 Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and red cap over a green sweater, leans in toward Homer, who wears a white shirt and has a bald head with stubble. Ned glares and grits his teeth at first, then speaks with his mouth open while Homer looks flustered and wide-eyed. Homer's expression shifts as he talks, ending with him grinning and laughing at the wooden bench-like counter behind them against a plain blue background. > No, no, no, no, no. It's just that, well, like I was yelling earlier, > It seems like anyone with half a brain could coach better than you. > Uh-huh. Half a brain, huh? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/544085.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/548465 ## 9:14–9:27 Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, leans in and scolds Homer, who wears a white shirt and red cap and holds a brown clipboard, while Lisa in a red dress and pearl necklace watches beside them. Ned reaches over and grabs the brim of Homer's red cap, and Homer lifts a hand to touch it. The scene fades to black, then shows Lisa in a teal nightgown rubbing her eye in a pink bedroom with a purple chair, a landscape painting and an oval mirror on the walls. > Well, you know what? It sounds like you just volunteered. > Me? > But you were doing such a great job. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/555138.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/560560 ## 9:27–9:38 A little girl with spiky yellow hair in teal pajamas tumbles through a stack of black tires on a purple-carpeted staircase in a pink hallway, then lies sprawled on the floor at the bottom. A heavy man in a white shirt, brown shorts, brown fedora and whistle, whom we identify as Homer, stands beside her with his hands on his hips, talking and then gesturing with an open hand while holding a clipboard. Framed pictures hang on the wall, a potted plant and a flower pot sit near the stairs, and a light fixture glows on the pink wall. > You're not gonna make the team with that kind of attitude. > I don't want to make the team. Then why are you running the obstacle course? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/568276.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/572864 ## 9:38–9:48 Homer, bald and heavy in a brown fedora, white shirt, brown shorts and a whistle on a cord, stands in a pink hallway by a display cabinet, while Marge in a tall blue beehive and pink dress stands on the stairs holding baby Maggie in a white outfit with a pacifier and blue bow. Lisa in a teal dress is on the stairs beside a stack of tires, and Bart in an orange shirt and blue shorts comes down the stairs and steps toward Homer with his arm raised. Homer holds his whistle up to his mouth and looks alarmed at the wall, then grows stern with hands on hips as Bart stands at the foot of the stairs with a sullen look, and Marge and Lisa watch from above. > Are you wearing my self-defense whistle? > You never use it. > Good morning, everybody. > Wipe that smile off your face. What did I do? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/579537.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/583500 ## 9:48–9:59 Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands on a staircase with purple steps and pink walls, and Homer, the bald heavy man in a brown hat, white shirt and whistle, confronts him. Homer scowls, speaks and jabs a finger toward Bart, who listens with wide eyes and then looks down, while Homer later rests his hands on his hips and leans in with a clipboard tucked at his side. Tire shapes are visible in the upper left corner of the scene. > I'm tired of watching you dog it on that football field. > From now on, I'm gonna work you like a dog. > Now go fetch me 20 laps. Oh, man. > Do it. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/589964.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/594344 ## 9:59–10:07 Marge, with her tall blue beehive and pink dress, and Homer, bald and heavy in a white shirt and brown fedora, stand in the living room by a turntable and talk while looking out a window at the backyard. Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, runs across the green lawn past a wooden fence toward a big tree on the right. Homer then turns toward Marge with a grimace and a gesture, and Bart reappears at the window beside Homer, who grins and puts a hand up, while Marge glances from one to the other. The moment ends with Homer looking back toward the window and Marge still watching, as a small orange object sits at the edge of the window frame. > You shouldn't pressure Bart like that. > Well, if you know a better way for me to live through my son, I'd like to hear it. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/601017.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/603937 ## 10:07–10:19 Bart, a boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, runs along a grassy path beside a wooden fence, then slows to a dejected walk and slumps toward a red porch in front of a pink house with a round-windowed arched door and a checkered lawn chair. Through the window beside the door, Homer in a brown fedora and white shirt with a whistle and Marge with her tall blue beehive holding Maggie, a baby with a pacifier and blue bow and a green leaf on her head, can be seen. The scene then moves indoors to a pink living room, where Homer, wearing his fedora, whistle and white shirt, stands beside Marge, who holds Maggie, and they look at each other and speak with uneasy expressions, with a plaid rug, a lamp and a television visible. > I knew it. Slowing down already, huh? > How can you treat him that way? > Don't you remember how bad your father made you feel when you played sports? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/608942.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/613530 ## 10:19–10:29 Homer, wearing a brown fedora, a white shirt and suspenders, stands in a pink room with a framed sailboat painting and an arched doorway, glancing to the side. The scene shifts to the Springfield High Gymnastics arena, where a gymnast flips over a blue mat while a crowd sits in the bleachers beneath a red-and-blue banner. Moe, the grey-haired bartender in a green striped shirt and glasses, speaks and grins at a microphone in front of the bleachers as the crowd watches. > Well, that's the end of the girls' floor exercise. > Now let's bring on the man. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/620203.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/624374 ## 10:29–10:40 In a gymnasium with a blue mat, parallel bars, a balance beam and bleachers full of spectators, a boy with long brown hair in a white tank top and red wristband stands beside a mustached man in a green shirt, tie and suspenders, and the two talk face to face under a banner reading "Springfield High Gymnastics." The boy smirks and makes a pointing gesture while the man frowns, speaks, and then looks askance, before the scene shifts to the boy in white overalls and red wristbands standing alone on the blue mat facing away, with the boy later seen in a red shirt beside a record player. Visible text includes "Springfield High School" on a red sweater, "Springfield Gymnastics" on the gym wall, and a red shield plaque on the wall. > Wish me luck, Dad. > Just don't screw up like you always do. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/630839.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/635426 ## 10:40–10:50 A yellow-skinned, young one-off gymnast with a shaggy brown hairdo, white tank top, white leggings and red wristbands performs in a gym with a blue mat while seated spectators watch from wooden bleachers. He strikes a pose with arms raised, then kicks a leg up in mid-air, grabs a hanging rope or pole and climbs it, and later sits on the mat with his arms raised beside a balance beam before walking down the bleaker steps past red double doors. A partly visible sign reading "SP" and "G" hangs on the wall with shield-shaped banners. > Wow, he's dyno-mite! Hmm, what's his name again? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/642100.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/645854 ## 10:50–11:01 Ned Flanders, in a green sweater and glasses, sits on the gym bleachers, while a long-haired brown-haired student in an orange "Bull Shirt" gestures and grins beside Marge, who has tall blue hair, a red top and red beads. The students in the bleachers watch as the young gymnast in a white tank top and red wristbands raises both arms on the mat, then leans forward and tumbles across the blue mat under a "Springfield High Gymnastics" banner. > You're gonna blow it! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/652110.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/656072 ## 11:01–11:13 A heavyset, brown-haired man in a green shirt, dark green tie, red trousers and suspenders, a one-off coach who is not a regular, first holds his cheeks and shouts in the bleachers under a 'Springfield High Gymnastics' sign while spectators watch. A brown-haired gymnast in a white leotard with a red wristband then flips over a vaulting bench and lands headfirst on the blue mat, where she lies sprawled as the coach stands over her. He leans down and yells, jabbing a finger at her while she looks anxious, and then looms above her as she stares ahead. > That's what I get for having faith in you. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/662537.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/667333 ## 11:13–11:25 Homer, in a brown fedora, white shirt and suspenders, first stands in a pink room looking worried, then turns to a purple-framed window to watch Bart walk across a green backyard behind a wooden fence. Back in the living room, Homer, wearing a whistle on a cord, talks animatedly and gestures with his hand while Marge, with her tall blue beehive, and Maggie, holding a pacifier and wearing a blue bow, look on. A red lamp, a sailboat painting and an arched doorway with yellow curtains are visible in the room. > My father never believed in me. > Well, I'm not gonna make the same mistake. > From now on, I'm gonna be kinder to my son and meaner to my dad. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/674424.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/679220 ## 11:25–11:36 Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, and Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, brown shorts and a brown hat, are outside the pink house with a green garden hose and a white-and-blue lawn chair. Homer stands in the arched doorway with his arms spread wide while Bart edges away holding the coiled hose, and then Bart bolts across the lawn as Homer lunges after him. Bart runs off, and a white lawn chair flies through the air past a tree with wooden slats nailed to its trunk, while Homer, swinging a wooden tennis racket, stumbles across the yard in pursuit. > Quit running, son. I just wanna give you a big hug. > It's gotta be a trick. Run like the wind. > I believe in you! > Hug me! > No! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/686311.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/691107 ## 11:36–11:50 Homer Simpson, in a brown fedora and white shirt, runs across a backyard with Bart in an orange shirt, past a tree, a swing set, a dug patch of dirt and scattered toys and a hose. Homer then appears on a football field, blowing a whistle, and stands with a clipboard coaching a huddle of players in red jerseys numbered 0, 14, 5, 26, 28 and 31. He raises a finger and keeps talking to the team, with the players gathered around him on the grass. > Will you hug me? > Hug me! > Good practice, team. > Okay, it's time for the easiest part of any coach's job. > The cuts. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/697780.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/703411 ## 11:50–12:00 Homer Simpson, in a brown fedora, white shirt and lanyard, stands on wooden bleachers under a blue sky and addresses a line of red-helmeted football players in red jerseys numbered 7, 24, 12, 66, 31, 18, 13, 5, 34, 20 and 22. He gestures with his hand, then holds a brown clipboard and reads from it while the players shift and look up at him, and one player in a red jersey and helmet jogs off toward the lower right. Behind the players, a blue beehive hairdo is partly visible, and the scene closes on a close-up of Homer gesturing and then holding the clipboard, with a green fence and trees behind the field. > Now, while I wasn't able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut a lot of you. > Wendell is cut. > Rudy is cut. > Janie, you're gone. Steven, I like your hustle. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/711336.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/715506 ## 12:00–12:10 Homer, wearing a brown hat and white shirt with a whistle on a cord, stands behind a row of players in red helmets and jerseys on a football field, holding a clipboard and gesturing as he addresses the team. Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses in number 0, stands among them beside a wooden building and a chain-link fence under a blue sky. As Homer speaks, the players shift and turn, a boy in number 17 looks ahead with a smile, and a few players walk off toward the side, with one in number 13 jogging past. > That's why it was so hard to cut you. > Congratulations! > The rest of you made the team! > Except you, you and you. > Bart didn't get cut. What a surprise! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/721971.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/725725 ## 12:10–12:21 Bart Simpson in a red number 15 jersey stands beside wooden bleachers, looking dejected, while an unnamed boy in a red number 12 jersey with light brown hair talks to him and then pushes past him. Homer, in a brown fedora and white shirt with a whistle and clipboard, gestures and speaks to Bart at the bleachers, then the two walk onto a green football field where Homer rests a hand on Bart's shoulder in front of a line of players in red helmets and jerseys numbered 64, 66, 30 and 28, with a chain-link fence and trees behind them. > Now, just because I'm his father, he'll get no special treatment. > He calls me coach just like everyone else, > which he'll be doing as our new starting quarterback! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/731564.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/735735 ## 12:21–12:30 Homer Simpson, in a brown fedora, white shirt and whistle, stands on wooden bleacher steps holding a clipboard and gripping the shoulder of Bart Simpson, who wears a red number 15 jersey. Homer leans toward Bart, shouting and gesturing with the clipboard, while Bart looks dismayed with his eyes wide and then shut. The scene shifts to a row of players in red helmets and jerseys numbered 66, 6 and 8 on a grassy field by a chain-link fence, where they gasp and speak in alarm. Last, a brown-haired player wearing number 7 scowls and shouts, with the players numbered 8 and another helmeted teammate behind him. > Oh, no! > What a rip! > But, Coach... What is it, sweetie? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/742200.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/745745 ## 12:30–12:41 Homer, in a brown fedora, white shirt and whistle, is hugging Bart, who wears a red jersey numbered 15, on a set of wooden stairs with green hedges behind them. Homer grips Bart and pulls him close, then leans in and points at him while Bart looks uneasy. The scene cuts to a football field where a brown-haired boy in a red jersey stands with his arms crossed, flanked by two helmeted kids, one wearing a number 8 jersey, before returning to Homer and Bart on the stairs. > Nelson's a great quarterback. He's carrying this team. > Yeah. > Not anymore. > From now on, you're my main man. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/751376.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/755755 ## 12:41–12:51 Homer Simpson, in a white shirt, brown hat and whistle, stands with arms spread at the front of a line of small red-helmeted team players wearing numbered jerseys, with Bart partly visible behind them. As the kids jog off, Homer grins and moves along beside them, then stops and blows his whistle at the boy in the number 66 jersey with the pink curly hair, who stands facing him on the field next to a wooden bleacher. The scene cuts to a close view of a green book titled GREATEST SPORTS INJURIES, with a cartoon player in a blue helmet on its cover, and then to Lisa in a dark armchair reading the same book with her eyes closed and a smile. > Okay now, everyone. > Give me five laps and hit the showers. > Oh, Rod, you don't have to. You're cut. > But I can't play quarterback. I don't even know how. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/762428.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/766391 ## 12:51–13:04 Homer, in a brown hat and white shirt, drives a purple car while Bart in an orange shirt sits beside him and Lisa reads a green book in the back seat, with trees visible through the windows. Bart gestures and scowls, Homer grins and raises a hand, then Homer pulls Bart into a tight hug as Bart grimaces. The moment ends with Lisa, wearing a pearl necklace, gripping the steering wheel from the driver's seat. > Son, you can do anything you want. I have total faith in you. > Since when? > Since your mother yelled at me. > Now, how about that hug? > Dad, the car! I got it. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/772647.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/778069 ## 13:04–13:14 Homer, wearing a brown fedora and whistle and holding a clipboard, stands on the sideline in front of the wooden bleachers while Ned Flanders, a moustached man in a green sweater, lurks behind him and a blond boy in a red number 8 jersey sits on the bench. Flanders leans into view, Homer grits his teeth and flips through his clipboard, and then the action moves to the field, where red-helmeted players in numbers 15 and 11 line up against players in black jerseys and the ball is snapped. The setting is a football field with yellow goalposts, bleachers and trees under a blue sky. > Good luck, Homer. > No hard feelings. > Not so easy to keep your mouth shut now, is it, Flanders? > Ready, set, hut, hut! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/785368.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/789539 ## 13:14–13:28 Bart, in a red helmet and red number 15 jersey with a mouthguard, and Homer, in a white shirt, brown shorts and fedora with a whistle around his neck, are on a football field while a team of black-jerseyed players, a striped referee and bleacher spectators watch. Bart holds a football, then is tackled by the opposing players and lies on the grass as the referee raises his arms, and a player in black runs off with the ball. Homer bends over the fallen Bart, helps him up, and then stands beside him with a hand on his shoulder as Bart looks downcast, with a football lying on the field. > It's okay, son. You'll do better next time. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/795795.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/801426 ## 13:28–13:39 Bart Simpson, in a red helmet and jersey, runs with a football down a sideline while Milhouse, in glasses, and other Springfield players in red helmets handle the ball nearby, and a group of Waynesport players in black jerseys with afro-style hair chases them. An overhead view shows Bart sprinting ahead of the pursuing Waynesport players across the grass field. The scoreboard reads SPRINGFIELD 0, WAYNESPORT 14, and the scene ends with Homer, in a white shirt, brown hat and whistle, holding a clipboard and pointing while spectators sit in the bleachers behind him. > No, please, Mark, don't! > Help, help, help. > Whoa, whoa. > Look at him go! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/809350.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/813730 ## 13:39–13:49 Bart, the boy with spiky hair in a red football uniform with a number 5, is smeared with mud and holding a football on a grassy field while several girls with black hair chase him in the first panel. A referee with a striped shirt and white cap blows a whistle beside a scoreboard reading WAYNESPORT 14 to 6, held up by a woman in a pink top. Homer, wearing a brown hat, white shirt, brown shorts and a whistle, stands with a clipboard and briefcase beside the muddy Bart, gesturing and talking to him, then pointing and speaking before Bart closes his eyes in the final close-up of his muddy, bloodied face. > Excellent, boy, son. > You panicked, but you didn't lose your cool. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/820403.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/824365 ## 13:49–14:00 Bart Simpson, wearing a red helmet and a mud-splattered red number 15 jersey, stands on a grassy football field holding a brown football, and at first he looks ready to throw. Opposing players in black jerseys and orange pants rush at him, and his red-clad teammates run and gesture along the sideline. A long-haired player in a red jersey marked Z sits on a wooden bench beside a red helmet, and later the black-jerseyed players pile onto that bench in a heap. Bart is shown fumbling and keeping the ball as the play breaks down around him. > Mark, over here, come on! > Just throw it, doofus. > Oh, crap. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/830621.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/835001 ## 14:00–14:10 Bart Simpson, covered in mud and wearing a red football jersey numbered 15 and a helmet, lies face-down in a muddy puddle on a football field while a referee in black-and-white stripes and a white cap raises a revolver into the air, with spectators seated in the bleachers under a blue sky. A scoreboard reads Springfield 00 and Waynesport 59. Bart then gets up, picks up his muddy helmet and walks off, and later stands and talks with Homer, who wears a brown fedora and white shirt and holds a clipboard, as Bart looks dejected. > Great debut, son. You really settled in after some early jitters. > Are you kidding? I reeked. Oh, really? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/841674.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/845845 ## 14:10–14:21 Homer, wearing a brown fedora, white shirt and whistle on a red lanyard, first stands beside Bart, who is covered in mud and wears a red number 5 jersey with a shoulder pad, as Homer talks to him on a blue-sky field. Homer then walks over to a football with Bart, handing him the ball on the grass, while a row of players in red jerseys and helmets, including Milhouse in a purple cap with a pink bow? no, Lisa-like girl with a pink bow, stand by. Homer strides back to the team and holds up a sign reading Bart's name as he addresses the huddle of red-jerseyed players, with Bart standing muddy in the middle. Homer then steps away to the side while Bart stands alone on the field, and finally Nelson in a red number 2 jersey and two helmeted teammates stand glaring beside a muddy Bart, with a bald man in a purple cap and pink bow looking on. > Do reeky players get the game ball? > Hey, everybody, let's hear it for Bart! > Give me a B. I won't give you a B, but I'll tear you a new A. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/852101.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/856272 ## 14:21–14:26 Bart, with his spiky hair, grins and holds a football among a group of players in red jerseys on a sunny field with green turf, a blue sky, a fence and a white cloud. A broad-shouldered player with swept-back brown hair and a bandaged forearm, wearing number 2, stands at the centre, with a purple-haired player in number 3 and a grey-haired Black woman in number 11 beside him. He grits his teeth and frowns, then reaches an arm toward the shoulder of a teammate, and finally clutches the football to his chest while speaking with a scowl. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/862737.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/864197 ## 14:26–14:39 Milhouse, with blue hair and red glasses in a red number 0 jersey, stands beside Bart, whose spiky hair and mud-smeared football pads match his description, as Bart holds a muddy football on a grassy field in front of a wooden wall. Milhouse talks at Bart while Bart glances sideways, then a purple-haired teammate with a pink bow in a red number 3 jersey steps in, scowling and jabbing a finger at Bart's pads. In the final moments a long-haired boy in a red jersey grabs Bart's muddy pads and points at him while Bart winces with his eyes shut. > If I wasn't your friend, I'd tell you, you sucked. > You ruined our undefeated season! > You ruined everything, ruiner! > My sister likes you. Listen here, Daddy's boy. > You cost us one more game and you're dead. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/867950.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/873164 ## 14:39–14:47 Bart, the spiky-haired boy with mud-splattered red and white football gear, is confronted on a grassy field by a tall, brown-haired player in a red number 2 jersey who grips and lifts him by his shirt while other players in red helmets and numbered jerseys watch from the sideline. The player then shoves Bart down, and Bart ends up sprawled face-down in a large brown mud puddle, dazed and muddy, while the number 2 player stands over him and a small blond boy in a number 8 jersey walks up and points at him. Bleachers and trees are visible in the background under a bright blue sky, with mud patches covering the turf. > You're going to heaven. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/880671.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/883591 ## 14:47–14:58 Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, stands in the backyard at night, first looking down and then picking up a football from the snow. He grips the ball, winds up and throws it, and it sails past the house while he watches. A black tire swing hangs from the left tree, a red wagon sits on the right near the treehouse ladder, and a football lies in the snow near the left tree, with the house and wooden fence behind him. > Oh, it's gonna take a miracle for me to become a good quarterback. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/888805.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/892975 ## 14:58–15:10 Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands in a snowy yard at night holding a football and looking anxious beside a tree and a wooden fence. A one-off man with swept-back dark hair and a light blue collared shirt appears at the gate, then stands smirking and gazing up at the starry sky while Bart looks on. Bart gestures with one hand and turns his head toward the man, who adjusts the collar of his shirt, as the football stays tucked under Bart's arm. > Excuse me, son. > Wow, Joe Namath. That's right. My car broke down in front of your house. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/899440.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/904445 ## 15:10–15:18 Bart, the spiky-haired boy in a red-orange shirt and blue shorts, stands holding a football on a blue lawn beside a red tub with another football inside, gesturing and talking to a man with swept-back dark hair in a light blue polo shirt and khaki pants seen from behind. The scene moves to a backyard with a wooden fence, a pink tree and a house behind it, where the man kneels on the grass in front of Bart and holds the football out in both hands while grinning and talking, and Bart leans in and listens. The man then grips the ball tightly and offers it up as he continues speaking to Bart. > I cannot believe you are here. > Do you think maybe you could give me some pointers? > Sure. > There's only one thing you need to know to be a great quarterback. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/911744.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/914664 ## 15:18–15:24 An older, heavyset man with swept-back dark grey hair and a white polo shirt stands outdoors at night, holding a brown football with white stripes in both hands in front of a wooden fence and blue-tinted trees under a purple sky. He squints sideways with a sceptical look, then opens his mouth as if speaking and breaks into a broad grin, before settling back into a narrow-eyed, smirking expression and closing his eyes briefly. He then glances off to the side again, still gripping the football. > Joe, honey, I fixed it. It was just vapor lock. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/919877.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/921754 ## 15:24–15:36 Bart Simpson stands in a snowy backyard at night with a brown football while a dark-haired man in a light blue shirt and tan trousers kneels before him, then rises and hands the ball to Bart. The man walks off toward a wooden gate in a dark fence, leaving Bart clutching the football and watching him go, and then the man waves from behind the fence. Bart stands alone under a purple sky by a pink tree with wooden rungs, and in the last moments he is seen through a hanging tire swing, tossing the football into the air. > Oops, hey, look, I gotta run. > Remember what I told you? > Okay, Bart, concentrate. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/925925.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/930513 ## 15:36–15:49 Bart, in his orange shirt and blue shorts, stands in a backyard at night holding a football beside a wooden fence and a tree, with a purple sky and blue bushes behind him. Several thin, grey-haired men in collared shirts pop up around the fence, tree and wall, while a bald, stubbly man appears low in the frame, and a red-haired woman in a headband peeks in from the right. The figures appear and vanish as Bart tosses and catches the football, looking around nervously, until teal-blue puffs of vapor surround him and the football. > Remember what I told you? > Just one thing. > My car broke down. > I'm Joe Namath. My car broke down. > It was just vapor lock. > Vapor lock. Vapor lock. > Vapor lock. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/937186.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/943025 ## 15:49–16:03 Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands in a snowy backyard at night holding a football against his chest, looking worried beside a red wagon, a fence, and a tree trunk. Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, sits on a small stool at a purple vanity with a mirror, perfume bottle and hairbrush, while Bart lies draped over his blue bed in her room. Lisa gestures with her hand, then turns and talks with a raised finger and a fidgeting pose, and at the end she holds an open palm out toward the vanity as Bart sprawls across the bed, worried and staring ahead. > I'm dead. > So if I play, the guys are going to kill me. > If I don't, I'll be letting Homer down. > What am I going to do? > Well, I know you don't want to disappoint, Dad, but how do you feel about lying to him? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/950950.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/956581 ## 16:03–16:14 Bart Simpson lies in bed beside a red alarm clock, then appears on a football field with his head and leg bandaged and his weight on crutches, while Homer in a brown fedora, white shirt and whistle coaches red-helmeted kids near a SNACKS hut and bleachers. Homer studies his clipboard and points with a pencil as the numbered players (0, 8, 22, 5, 27, 23, 7, 3) stand or sit around, and Bart hobbles forward with a worried, wide-eyed expression. > Good. > Oh, you guys are so cut. > Dad, I got some bad news. > Oh, your mother's not pregnant, is she? > No. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/964505.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/968885 ## 16:14–16:26 Bart, bandaged on the head and both arms and leaning on crutches in his orange shirt, grimaces, shuts his eyes, then opens his mouth and looks around as he speaks. Homer, in a brown hat with a whistle around his neck, stands beside him holding a clipboard, looks out, and then raises an arm to point off to the side. Players in red helmets numbered 0, 7 and 3 stand nearby against a bright blue sky, with bleachers and trees in the background. > I got hit by a couple of cars. > I won't be able to play today. > Yes! > Oh, boy. > Well, I'll just have to go to my backup plan. > Nelson, how's your arm feeling? Great! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/975558.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/980563 ## 16:26–16:39 Homer Simpson, in a brown fedora with a whistle and clipboard, coaches a football team of kids in red helmets and red jerseys on a grassy field. A boy with long brown hair and a number 7 jersey reads from a sheet of paper while the players listen, and Homer then stands among the helmeted players, gesturing with open arms and looking anxious and exasperated as the scene continues. > Good, take this note over to the referee. > We forfeit? > Forfeit? > Come on! > Oh, man! Come on, guys, we can't play without Bart. > He's the heart of this team. No, I'm not, I suck. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/987653.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/992867 ## 16:39–16:43 Bart Simpson, bandaged on the head and arm and balanced on crutches in his orange shirt, stands on a football field between two players in red helmets and jerseys, number 10 on the left and number 3 on the right. He grimaces, looks down, and then speaks with his mouth open while the players stand still beside him. Later, a heavy, brown-haired player in a red number 2 jersey stands center in front of a fence and trees, with players numbered 8 and 5 behind him. He grins, glances sideways, gestures with his bandaged hand, and speaks, and the others stare ahead under a clear blue sky with clouds. > It's true, he does. Yeah, he does. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1000374.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1001209 ## 16:43–16:53 Homer, in a brown fedora, white shirt, brown shorts and a whistle on a lanyard, stands on a grassy field with a bleacher behind him, while Bart, his head wrapped in a white bandage and his leg in a cast, leans on a crutch in an orange shirt and blue shorts. Several young players in red helmets and red jerseys numbered 0, 2, 10 and 4 stand around them, one of them a small boy in a red helmet and number 2 jersey with his back to the viewer. Homer gestures with his hands and speaks, then steps forward and rests a hand on Bart's shoulder. Bart pulls his bandaged arm up toward his head and then sets it down, and the crutches lie dropped on the grass at his feet as he frowns and speaks back to Homer. > Don't listen to them, son. > I have total faith in you. > You don't get it, do you? I don't want to be your stupid quarterback. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1004337.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1008299 ## 16:53–17:05 Bart, bandaged on the head and arm and wearing an orange shirt, stands in the foreground on a football field while Homer, in a brown fedora, white shirt and shorts with a whistle around his neck, angrily points and shouts at the young players in red helmets and jerseys. Bart's pal Milhouse, in a red helmet with a face mask, sits on a bench with a number 7 jersey and later stands on the grass with an open-mouthed shout as he throws his arms out. The other kids on the bench, numbered 3, 5 and 22, sit watching while spectators in the bleachers look on. Homer then turns and walks off with a satchel, leaving Milhouse flailing on the grass, and a chin strap lies discarded on the turf in the final frame. > I quit! > What? > Well, I got news for you, mister. > You can't quit! You're cut! > You too, Milhouse. All right! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1014555.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1019352 ## 17:05–17:12 Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie (in her high chair) sit at the dining table in the Simpsons' kitchen at dusk, the house glowing with lit windows outside. The first shots show the quiet exterior of the Simpson house with its pink garage door and a mailbox by the street, then the family eats their meal. Homer chews and looks sideways while Marge eats and watches, and Bart rests his chin on his hand, picks at his plate of corn and greens, and glances to the side next to a glass of milk. Notable objects include a red hanging lamp, a wall calendar, a china cabinet, and a small television in the corner. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1026442.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1029153 ## 17:12–17:23 Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie eat dinner together at the family dining table in the Simpsons' kitchen, with a hutch and an arched doorway behind them. Homer sits on the left, Marge in the middle with her tall blue beehive, and Bart on the right, while Lisa sits in a chair at the front and Maggie in her high chair. Marge talks and gestures with her fork while Bart keeps eating with a stern look, and Homer glances over and then bites into his food. The scene then cuts to a close view of Lisa with a plate of food and a glass of water, and Maggie, eyes shut, spooning from a red bowl. Lisa then turns to look toward the viewer with a wary expression while Maggie looks up with wide eyes. > So like I said, I've never had a tick burrow in so deep. > Little guy's just got a mind of his own. > Mom, please, we're eating. > Well, at least I'm making conversation. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1033741.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1038329 ## 17:23–17:27 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green top, sits at the table eating from a spoon in the first six frames, grimacing, chewing, and gazing sideways with a strained expression. Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, then sits at the blue dining table in the last four frames, slumped with his chin on his hand, glancing sideways at a plate of corn and green beans beside a glass of milk and a white ceramic rooster. The lighting and decor suggest the family kitchen and dining area, with a wicker basket of fruit hanging on the wall. > May I be excused, Mom? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1045002.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1045628 ## 17:27–17:40 Homer and Marge sit at a blue kitchen table with plates of food and glasses of water, while Bart is seen from behind in an orange shirt in the right foreground. Homer gestures with his hands, sometimes raising a palm, sometimes folding his arms and pointing, as he talks with a scowling, open-mouthed expression. Marge sits beside him with a frown and a steady, unimpressed look, and a pink arched doorway, a wall phone and a shelf are visible behind them. > Oh, so now you're quitting dinner, too. Homer, please. > I didn't raise him to be a quitter, Marge. > It must have been you. You've quit every job you've ever had. > Cop, pretzel vendor, church counselor, professional gambler. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1048548.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1053970 ## 17:40–17:42 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, stands in a room with a lamp, wine glasses on a shelf and a red object nearby, as her expression shifts across the moment. She first narrows her eyes with a sour, tight-lipped scowl, then widens her eyes and opens her mouth in surprise, then bares her teeth in a strained grimace, and finally returns to a glaring, clenched-teeth frown while she speaks through gritted teeth. > He's doing what he thinks is best. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1061477.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1061269 ## 17:42–17:51 Homer Simpson, a bald heavy man in a white shirt, sits at a blue kitchen table in front of a plate of corn and peas with a glass of milk, then gestures toward the green refrigerator while chewing and grimacing. He slumps forward and leans on the table, then gets up and walks to the wall-mounted orange telephone beside the fridge, holding the receiver to his ear. Mr. Burns, a frail, stooped old man with a hooked nose and grey hair at the sides in a dark suit, appears in a split-screen panel at his desk, talking into a blue phone with a worried expression. > Well, if quitting is the best, maybe I should just quit my job. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1063354.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1066691 ## 17:51–17:59 Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, stands at left holding a red telephone to his ear while the frail, stooped Mr. Burns, with his hooked nose and grey hair at the sides, sits at a desk on the right, also on a telephone in a dark blue suit and black tie. Homer's face shifts from a tense, grimacing expression to a wide-eyed stare and then to a bored, half-lidded look, while he fidgets with the coiled phone cord with one hand. Mr. Burns keeps a stern, clenched-teeth expression with his phone held to his ear throughout. Behind Homer are a green cabinet, a small heart-shaped decoration, and a stack of folders, and on Burns's desk sit a blue telephone and a pen stand. > Mr. Burns, this is Homer J. Simpson, the father of the big quitter. > Well, I just wanted to tell you I'm a big quitter, too. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1072113.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1075449 ## 17:59–18:08 Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, and Mr. Burns, the frail, thin, stooped old man with a hooked nose and grey hair at the sides in a blue suit and black tie, are shown in split-screen views, each on a telephone at a desk. Homer stands beside a green cabinet with a red heart sticker and a small note, and a blue telephone sits on Burns's desk next to a pen. Homer grimaces, squints and grins with a wink while Burns listens with a sour expression, glancing sideways and speaking into his receiver. Homer then leans toward the cabinet with a wide-eyed, startled look, while Burns sits upright with his hand raised to his face and holds his phone to his ear. > And I quit. > Homer, Mr. Burns can't see you winking. > So... > Yo, 25, hut! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1080871.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1084208 ## 18:08–18:19 Milhouse-free football scene on a sunny outdoor field, with a grandstand of spectators behind. Nelson's teammates in red helmets and jerseys line up against a row of brown-uniformed opponents, and a player in a red number 2 jersey with a brown helmet, who looks like Bart's school rival or a one-off player, takes the snap. He winds up and throws a brown football overhead, then runs off the field and sprints along the sideline past the stands while the players scatter and lie on the grass. Stadium lights and a yellow pennant are visible, and the scoreboard area is blank with no on-screen text. > Go long! > Oh, hell, I'll do it myself. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1089630.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1094010 ## 18:19–18:32 On a football field with a yellow goalpost and bleachers behind, a yellow-skinned player in a red jersey numbered 2 and a red helmet runs with a football while a referee in a striped shirt and white cap raises his arms. The player is tackled to the ground by two players in brown uniforms, then stands hunched over and fumbles the ball onto the purple turf as the scoreboard reads Springfield 28, Arlen 03. In the stands, a man with glasses in a white t-shirt, a woman with a brown bob in a purple top, a blonde woman in a green top holding a drink, and a boy in a blue shirt look on, while a bald man in a white tank top sits behind them. > I've got to quit smoking. > We drove 2,000 miles for this. > We're in the championship. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1100683.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1106105 ## 18:32–18:42 Homer, in a dark hat and white shirt, and a brown-haired boy in a red number 2 football jersey stand on a grassy field beside wooden bleachers. Homer hugs the boy from behind, then pulls out a fold of green bills while the boy, looking sullen, grips a brown wallet. The scene then cuts to a close-up of a motorcycle's front wheel with a red fork, and the final images show a man in a white cap and white shirt riding a red chopper with a flame-painted tank, with Homer and the boy standing nearby. > Way to go, team. > Gee, thanks, coach. > Great game, son. Come on. I'm taking you to Hooters. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1113404.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1117158 ## 18:42–18:49 A heavyset man in a blue-and-white cap and white shirt sits on a red flame-decorated motorcycle with a boy in a red number 2 jersey and long brown hair perched in front of him, both against a backdrop of tall green hedges and a chain-link fence. The man grips the handlebars and grins, then grimaces and grabs at the handlebars as the boy reaches for the controls, and the bike rolls away across a green field marked with white lines. The scene then reveals a sideline where Flanders in a green sweater, a uniformed police officer, a heavyset man in a brown hat and orange shorts, an older man in a light blue jacket, a shirtless man, and small children in red helmets and jerseys stand near wooden bleachers. > I don't want to bother Mom at work. > Well, Bart, looks like it's just you and... Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1123205.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1125708 ## 18:49–18:59 Homer, in a brown fedora, white shirt, khaki shorts and whistle, and Chief Wiggum, a heavy police officer in a blue uniform and cap, stand together by a wooden-slatted wall before Homer walks to a bench and sits down, setting his hat beside him. He then lifts a green bucket and tips a red liquid over his head as it spills down his body and pools on the grass around the bench. The scene ends with Homer sitting drenched in red, still holding the bucket overhead. > Oh. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1130504.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1134467 ## 18:59–19:08 Bart, in his orange shirt, peers through a window beside a green wall marked with the words CAT FIGHT and red scratch marks, while a dark-skinned man with a slushie watches from behind a counter inside a Kwik-E-Mart, whose exterior with a parked pink car and an open dumpster is shown first. The scene then cuts to a framed view of a Shoes storefront, where a blonde woman in a red top and blue jeans and a long-haired redhead in a black dress square off, grab each other's hair, and wrestle before pulling apart, glaring, and walking off in opposite directions. > I'll scratch you. The hair! The hair! Slut! > Loser! Skag! Skag! > Skag! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1140723.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1144060 ## 19:08–19:21 Homer Simpson enters the Kwik-E-Mart through its glass doors, then stands at the counter across from Apu, who wears a green shirt and runs the store. Homer talks and gestures with his hands and raised fist while Apu listens, and the scene cuts to a close-up of Apu speaking as he stands by shelves of boxed goods. Visible details include a red SNACK sign, stacked cardboard boxes, glass jars on the counter, and a torn poster on the wall behind Apu. > I'm feeling kind of low, Appu. > Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? > You know, Skittlebrow? Such a product does not exist, sir. > I think you must have dreamed it. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1149690.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1154695 ## 19:21–19:31 Homer and Apu stand at the Kwik-E-Mart counter, with Apu in a green sweater and Homer in a white shirt and blue pants. Homer leans in, gestures and talks while Apu listens and then takes something from the Buzz Cola display area. Homer turns away with a brown paper bag while Apu, behind him, reaches toward him and holds a handful of items. Bart, in an orange-red shirt, is at the left edge at a green sign reading 'EAT RIGHT' with a sign reading 'NO: CHECKS, CREDIT, FOOD STAMPS' nearby, as Homer walks past with the bag, and a Slurpee cup and Buzz Cola sign are visible in the store. > Oh, well then just give me a six pack and a couple of bags of Skittles. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1162203.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1166165 ## 19:31–19:32 Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, stands at a green arcade cabinet labeled CAT FIGHT, gripping its joystick and pressing buttons while watching the fighting game on its screen. Behind him, Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, stands close by and looks over at the neighboring TIME machine and a shelf of colorful cans, drifting slightly closer and turning his head as the scene plays out. Bart keeps his hands on the controls throughout as the two figures on the screen trade blows. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1172421.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1172004 ## 19:32–19:43 Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange-red shirt, stands at the left edge beside a green arcade-style cabinet with red scratch marks and black lettering, gripping its control stick, while Homer, the bald heavyset man in a white shirt and blue pants, stands beside him holding a brown paper bag. Behind them is a purple slushie cup on a shelf and a shop counter. Bart stays mostly still with his eyes narrowed or closed while Homer talks, gesturing with his hand, looking worried, then smiling broadly, and finally raising a hand to his mouth and turning his gaze away, as the paper bag swings slightly at his side. > Hello, son. > I want to apologize. > I just got so caught up trying to encourage you, I was blinded to your stinky performance. > If you forgive me, I promise I'll never encourage you again. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1173673.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1177843 ## 19:43–19:53 Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange-red shirt, stands at a bright green arcade cabinet with red scribbles, gripping a joystick-like control and staring ahead with a stern, squinting look. Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, stands beside him at a counter with a purple slushie cup and a red sign behind them; Homer first looks anxious and wide-eyed, then grimaces and clutches his chest, then looks uneasy and grimacing, then turns to face Bart with a sheepish, pleading expression while holding a handful of coins near his hand. In the final frames Bart's eyes widen as he turns slightly toward Homer, and Homer smiles nervously while holding out a small stack of quarters. > I've got lots of quarters. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1184100.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1188270 ## 19:53–20:06 Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange-red shirt, stands at a green CAT FIGHT arcade cabinet whose screen reads GAME OVER, while Homer, the bald man in a white shirt, watches from behind him. Bart grins, then looks worried, and walks over to Homer, who is holding a brown paper bag in a store aisle lined with boxes and shelves. Bart hugs Homer, who kneels and hugs him back, and then Homer stands and lifts Bart against a red shelf stocked with blue-capped bottles, talking with his mouth open as Bart faces him. > This thing only takes dollars. > Aww. > You know, tomorrow's the championship game, and I could sure use a good offensive tackle. > But I thought Uter took my place. Consider him cut. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1194527.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1199740 ## 20:06–20:16 Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands wide-eyed and nervous at an arcade machine while large hands grip his shoulders, and Homer, the bald man in a white shirt, leans in beside him near a shelf of blue-and-white items. The scene cuts to a football field with bleachers, where players in red jerseys and grey helmets run plays, and a red-jerseyed ball carrier numbered 2 is tackled by a player in a black jersey and grey helmet. The tackle becomes a pile-up of players in black and grey on the grass, with a football visible beneath them and a championship banner along the lower edge of the field. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1207248.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1211419 ## 20:16–20:19 A referee in a black-and-white striped shirt stands near wooden bleachers as a pile of football players in black jerseys and grey helmets, one wearing red, lies tangled on a green field beside a purple end zone. The players slowly untangle and rise, some drifting off to the right while the referee raises an arm and points. The scene then settles on a wooden scoreboard against a blue sky and chain-link fence, reading SPRINGFIELD 20 and CAPITOL CITY 20. > Wow. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1217883.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1218300 ## 20:19–20:30 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress with red beads, sits beside a heavy man in a red cap and pink shirt in a wooden bleacher, with a bald man in glasses and a maroon sweater to the left and a woman in a purple dress standing behind them. Marge talks while the man listens with half-closed eyes, then he pulls his red cap down over his face and slumps back, his head tilting back until his mouth falls open in a wide yawn while Marge looks on. > Homer coaching in the championship game. > You must be pretty proud of your son. > You'd think so, wouldn't you? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1221011.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1225391 ## 20:30–20:38 Homer Simpson, wearing a brown fedora, white shirt and whistle, huddles with a team of red-jerseyed kids in helmets on a grass field, with two onlookers seated on bleachers behind them. He glances around at the players, including one with a reddish helmet, then speaks with his mouth open as the kids crowd close. Later he stands with his back turned, studying a tabletop football game on a stand while a helmeted player with a purple ponytail leans over the board and players in numbered red jerseys (5, 7, 11) stand behind them. > Time for one last play, Coach. Hold on, I'm working it out. > Okay, half of you vibrate that way. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1232064.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1234567 ## 20:38–20:46 Homer Simpson, in a brown fedora and white shirt, leans over a huddle of red-uniformed football players on a grassy field by a chain-link fence. He talks to a boy in a red helmet and jersey numbered 12, then grips the boy's face mask and shakes his head back and forth while the boy's eyes bulge, as a heavy, sullen player wearing a maroon helmet and number 2 jersey stands beside them. The huddle then breaks up and players numbered 25 and 6 move in with a red-and-white ball, while a white police car with a light bar and an officer inside pulls up behind the fence. > Two of you fall down. Nelson, you just spin around in a circle. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1239363.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1242283 ## 20:46–20:59 Chief Wiggum, the fat police chief in his blue uniform and cap, leans out of a white police car and shouts through a red-and-white megaphone. Homer, in a brown fedora, white shirt and whistle on a cord, stands on a football field beside a SNACKS stand, clenching his fists and looking worried as red-helmeted players gather around him. Bart, in a red jersey, looks up at Homer while a kid in a red #3 jersey and another in #25 stand nearby. > All right, I've got an arrest warrant here for Nelson Muntz. > Which one of your little punks is Muntz? > Oh, no, my quarterback. > What are we going to do? > It's okay, Dad. I can fill in for Nelson. > Are you sure, son? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1247496.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1252710 ## 20:59–21:12 Homer, wearing a brown fedora and whistle, stands beside Bart, who wears a red football jersey, at a football field, and Homer talks to him with a hand on his shoulder while a seated spectator in the bleachers watches. Bart later sits in a white police car with handcuffed hands raised and smiling, a uniformed officer beside him in the front seat, while a row of red-helmeted players in red jerseys crouch on the grass facing a line of grey-helmeted players in black jerseys numbered 1 and 2. A player in a red number 2 jersey, bulky and with a red helmet, stands and points upward, then the scene shows a striped referee's legs and a football on the field near a purple car on the road and a 911 police car in the background. > I knew I could count on you. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1260426.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1265639 ## 21:12–21:22 Homer, in a white shirt and brown fedora with a whistle, coaches a huddle of red-jerseyed football players behind a wooden wall, then the team breaks and runs across the field in a close game. Frame one shows a hand holding a revolver against a purple sky. A scoreboard reads Springfield 6 to Capitol City 0, then Springfield 26 to Capitol City 20 as a man in a light blue shirt and brown pants walks past it. Spectators in the bleachers, including Marge with her tall blue beehive, Ned Flanders in his green sweater... Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1273147.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1277109 ## 21:22–21:32 Bart, the spiky-haired boy in a red jersey, sits in the back seat of a car while Chief Wiggum, the fat police chief in his blue cap and uniform, drives. Bart starts out looking ahead at the scenery, then glances sideways at the chief, grins, and at one point looks bored with half-lidded eyes. Chief Wiggum turns his head, grins widely, then talks with an open mouth while steering with both hands, and in the final frames Bart looks wide-eyed and worried while the chief remains at the wheel. Pink-tinged sky, pine trees and a passing hillside are visible through the car windows. > So what's the charge, Chief? > Vandalism? Smoking? You know what you did, Munch. > Burglary and arson. You're going away for a long time. > What? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1283365.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1287328 ## 21:32–21:44 A slim man with swept-back dark hair and a light blue polo shirt with a chest pocket and tan trousers stands on a sidewalk at dusk beneath a pink-orange sky, with a fence and houses behind him. A white police car with a light bar drives away down the road at the start, while he talks, smirks, rests a hand on his chest, then gestures with both hands and shrugs as he speaks. A street lamp and a green lawn are visible in the background. > Poor Bart. > You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. > But there's nothing funny about Vaporlock. > It's the third most common cause of car stallings. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1293584.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1298380 ## 21:44–21:56 A thin, one-off man with swept-back dark hair, a light blue polo shirt and tan trousers with a brown belt stands on a sidewalk beside a road at dusk, under a pink sky with a street lamp, houses, a chain-link fence and trees behind him. He gestures with open hands while talking, then clasps his hands together at his waist, grins with his hands on his hips, and finally raises one hand in a wave. No on-screen text is visible. > So please, take care of your car and get it checked. > I'm Joe Namath. > Good night. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1305471.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1310267 ## 21:56–22:05 No regular Simpsons characters appear in this moment, which is a black title-card sequence of opening credits. First, yellow text reads 'Executive Producer MIKE SCULLY' on a black background, which then gives way to 'Executive Producers JAMES L. BROOKS, MATT GROENING, SAM SIMON' and then 'Starring DAN CASTELLANETA', 'JULIE KAVNER' and 'NANCY CARTWRIGHT' appear one after another in the same orange lettering. The credits stay static on the black screen throughout, with no movement or action beyond the changing text. > Scully, you're cut. > Eh, Brooks, Graining, Simon, you're all cut. > Castelneta, gone. > Kavner, cut. > Cartwright, cut. Smith, sorry, cut. Nazaria and Shira, you're cut. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1317149.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1320694 ## 22:05–22:14 No Simpsons characters appear; the moment is a black screen of end credits in gold lettering, with each name fading in and out in turn. The credits run in order: Yeardley Smith, then Hank Azaria and Harry Shearer, then special guest voices Roy Firestone, Mike Judge and Joe Namath, followed by the also starring cast of Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell and Russi Taylor, which stays on screen for several frames. The sequence ends with Animation Executive Producer Phil Roman. > Firestone, you're cut. So is Judge. > Namath, you stay. > All of those people are cut. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1326325.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1329662 ## 22:14–22:23 No Simpsons characters appear in this moment; it is a black screen with centered gold credit text in a hand-drawn typeface. The credits replace one another in sequence: Animation Producers Bill Schultz and Michael Wolf, then Executive Consultant David Silverman, Executive Story Editor Ned Goldreyer, Story Editors Jane C. O'Brien and Larry Doyle, Staff Writer Matt Selman, Associate Producer Alison Elliott (shown twice), Theme by Danny Elfman, Music by Alf Clausen, and Casting by Bonita Pietila. > Bill Shultzen, Wolf and Silverman. > Fowl Fryer, O'Brien, Doyle, Selman, I don't know what you, Elliot, > I don't know what you're doing here because you're all cut. > Piantola, Bridge, and Kawahawa. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1335292.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1338838 ## 22:23–22:32 No Simpsons characters appear in this moment; it is a sequence of black end-credit cards with gold lettering over a plain black background. Credits roll in order: Editors Michael Bridge and Don Barrozo, then Animation Production Manager Joel Kuwahara for Gracie Films, then Post Production Supervisor Dominique Braud-Stiger and Coordinator Alexander Duke, then Dialogue Sound Editors Bobby Mackston, Terry Greene and Norm Macleod. Next come Music Editor Chris Ledesma, Sound Effects Editor Travis Powers, and Re-Recording Mixers Greg Orloff and Bill Freesh, followed by a list of production staff ending with Dolby Surround and Laser-Pacific logos. The credits continue with assistants, Animation Produced by Film Roman, Inc., Overseas Production by Rough Draft, and Overseas Animation Director Utit Choomuang, and finally Assistant Director Michael Polcino, Animation Timer Jen Kamerman, and Storyboard credits for Christian Roman, Erik Moxcey and Dominic Polcino. > Now there's so many cuts here look I'll just post them up and you just see where your name > is > Look at how many cuts there are there. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1344468.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1347805 ## 22:32–22:41 No Simpsons characters appear in this moment; it is a black closing credits sequence with gold text on a black background. The frames roll through credit cards listing Character Design Supervisor Joseph Wack, Character Design by Kevin Newman, Matt Groening and Sam Simon, Background Design Supervisor Lance Wilder, Prop Design by Jefferson R. Weekley and Kevin N. Moore, followed by layout artists, color design, animation production and post-production staff, a copyright notice reading THE SIMPSONS EPISODE #5F03 COPYRIGHT 1997 TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX FILM CORPORATION, and finally the title cards Creative Consultant MATT GROENING and Executive Creative Consultant JAMES L. BROOKS. The text stays static on each card and changes only as the credits advance, with no people or actions visible. > Oh boy. You're cut all of you > He's cut I cut you Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1353435.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1356981 ## 22:41–22:52 A silhouetted audience of seated figures sits in rows of theater seats in a dim, bluish cinema, with a large blank screen ahead; a figure with a big mass of hair at the left is the most prominent, though the silhouettes are too dark for any regular to be identified. The screen then flares with a blue beam reading GRACIE FILMS, followed by a black card reading IN ASSOCIATION WITH, then the golden 20th Century Fox Television logo rising against a dusk sky with searchlight beams, the words 'A News Corporation Company' appearing beneath it in the later images, before the screen fades to black. > You're cut too shushy Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E06/1362611.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e06-bart-star/1366782