# Realty Bites The Simpsons, season 9, episode 9 (S09E09), first aired December 7, 1997. Written by Dan Greaney. Directed by Swinton O. Scott III. Production code 5F06. Guest stars: Phil Hartman as Lionel Hutz. Chalkboard gag: "There was no Roman god named 'Fartacus'". Couch gag: Smeared. Marge starts selling houses for Lionel Hutz at Red Blazer Realty, but pointing out every flaw kills her sales, so under pressure she sells Ned and Maude Flanders a house where murders took place without telling them. Meanwhile, Homer buys Snake's beloved Pontiac Firebird, Lil' Bandit, at a police auction, and Snake escapes from prison to take it back, wrecking the Flanders' new home in the struggle. Who's in it: Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Marge Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Moe Szyslak, Principal Skinner, Ned Flanders, Barney Gumble, Chief Wiggum, Lenny Leonard, Carl Carlson, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Mrs. Krabappel, Dr. Hibbert, Jasper Beardsley, Jimbo Jones, Todd Flanders, Maude Flanders, Rod Flanders, Kearney Zzyzwicz, Sideshow Mel, Kirk Van Houten, Hans Moleman, Luann Van Houten, Helen Lovejoy, Bernice Hibbert, Horatio McCallister, Snake, Gareth Prince, Lionel Hutz, Gil Gunderson, Lurleen Lumpkin, George H. W. Bush, Barbara Van Horne, Cookie Kwan, Larry Burns, Auctioneer, Johnny D, Test Administrator. Every moment of the episode, about ten seconds each: when it is, what happens on screen, and what's said. The descriptions are written by an AI model from frames of each moment and can get small details wrong. The dialogue is from the episode's subtitles. Web page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites From Ultrahouse 3000 (https://ultrahouse3k.com/). Search engines and AI are welcome to use it: search=yes, ai-input=yes, ai-train=yes. ## 0:00–0:12 Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands at a classroom chalkboard filled with rows of the line "THERE WAS NO ROMAN GOD NAMED 'FARTACUS'" and writes the words again, the last line trailing off into "F". After the title card and clouds of The Simpsons appear, the chalkboard is fully written out while Bart moves along it and keeps writing, then he turns and runs toward the back door of the classroom, past rows of wooden desks, a wall clock and a red trash can. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1043.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/6048 ## 0:12–0:23 Homer Simpson, Bart and Lisa appear in a sequence set first at the family's garage and driveway, where a pink car sits beside a yellow house with a blue mailbox. Bart stands on the car roof with a skateboard while Homer walks over, then leans over the car's open hood. Homer then runs out waving his arms in alarm as an orange car speeds toward him, with a driver at the wheel. The scene cuts indoors to a pink living room with a red sofa, lamps and a phone, where Homer's face is seen from behind at a doorway. Lisa reaches up toward the sofa area, and a large hand spreads across the screen in front of Marge, Homer, Lisa and Bart. The frame turns into a swirling pink and rainbow vortex, which then bursts into a yellow and colorful explosion around the family in the living room. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/13347.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/17726 ## 0:23–0:34 A retro television set on a pink background shows the title card 'Created by Matt Groening', which changes to 'Developed by James L. Brooks, Matt Groening, Sam Simon' before the screen fades to black. Then a yellow cartoon hand, likely Homer's, pulls the tab of a red Duff beer can with a brown label and a white Duff label on the front. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/24399.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/28779 ## 0:34–0:45 Homer Simpson lies on the brown couch in his blue pajamas, drinking from a red soda can in a pink living room, while on-screen credits name co-executive producers George Meyer, David S. Cohen and Richard Appel. Marge, with her tall blue beehive, peeks from the kitchen archway as Homer springs up holding an orange tie against his chest, and the can falls and spills onto the rug. The final frame shows the empty couch, the spilled can on the rug, and Marge still watching from the archway. > I love these lazy Saturdays. It's Wednesday, Homer. > Work! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/35244.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/39623 ## 0:45–0:47 No characters appear in this scene; the Simpson family home stands empty in the daytime, with its brown roof, pink front door, arched windows and attached garage in view. Across all nine views the house stays motionless under a clear blue sky, with green trees, a purple tree, a wooden fence and a blue mailbox at the curb, and nothing moves except a small shadow on the driveway. > I love these real Saturdays. They're so relaxing. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/46088.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/46088 ## 0:47–0:54 Homer Simpson lounges barefoot on the brown couch in blue pajamas, a bowl of popcorn balanced on his belly, while Marge stands beside him in a green dress reading a magazine. Homer grins, then his face sours into a scowl and he keeps chewing, and Marge glances over her magazine as the scene goes on. Producer credits roll across the bottom of the screen, first Dan Greaney, then Ron Hauge, then Donick Cary, with a soda can on the floor and a sailboat painting on the pink wall behind them. > Not like that fake Saturday that almost got me fired. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/48173.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/50884 ## 0:54–1:02 Homer Simpson, bald and heavy in a light blue shirt and pants, lies sprawled on the brown couch in the living room, eating from a pink bowl of popcorn with a can of soda on the floor nearby. Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress and red beads, stands beside the couch holding an open magazine, and in the later moments she turns to talk while Homer keeps watching and munching. A sailboat painting hangs on the pink wall, and credits reading 'Co-Producers Brian Scully Julie Thacker' and then 'Consulting Producer Jace Richdale' appear over the scene. > Is this all we're going to do today? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/55889.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/58809 ## 1:02–1:13 Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a light blue shirt, reclines on a brown couch with his arms behind his head, holding a pink bowl of popcorn in his lap beside a purple lamp. Across the moment he chews, opens his mouth wide, grimaces, and gazes sideways with wide eyes, his expression shifting from smug to startled to uneasy as he munches. The on-screen text reads "Consulting Producer IAN MAXTONE-GRAHAM" in white letters across the bottom of the scene. > Absolutely. > You know, Homer, I'm starting to realize life is short. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/63814.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/68402 ## 1:13–1:22 Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, and Homer, in a light blue shirt, sit side by side on the brown couch in the pink living room, Homer holding a pink bowl of popcorn. Marge talks and gestures with an open hand while Homer, eyes wide, chews popcorn and listens. A framed sailboat picture hangs on the wall and a red lampshade sits at the right, and white credit text appears over Marge, reading 'Consulting Producer DAVID MIRKIN' and later 'Consulting Producers BILL OAKLEY & JOSH WEINSTEIN'. > It is? > We have to make the most of the time we have. > We do? > Otherwise, we could wake up one day and realize we've wasted our whole lives. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/75075.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/78412 ## 1:22–1:31 Homer Simpson, in a light blue shirt and pants, sits on the brown couch holding a pink bowl of popcorn while Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, stands beside him holding a folded blue item and gesturing with her hand. Homer turns to look toward her, then leans back on the couch with his legs stretched out and laughs with his mouth open, while Marge watches him with a neutral expression. A pink pillow sits behind Homer, a framed sailboat picture hangs on the pink wall, and a red soda can sits on the floor. Yellow credit text reading "Consultant John Swartzwelder" and then "Supervising Director Jim Reardon" and finally "Produced by Colin A.B.V. Lewis" appears over the scene. > Oh, that. > Hehehehe. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/83834.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/87170 ## 1:31–1:43 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, sits on a brown couch in a pink room, first looking sideways with heavy-lidded eyes and a smirk, then holding up a blue Springfield Magazine with a hot-air balloon cover and reading it with wide eyes while grinning and speaking. Homer Simpson, bald with a bit of stubble and wearing a light blue shirt, then appears on the couch beside a pink bowl of popcorn, eating and holding a red soda can, his eyes glancing sideways. A purple lamp and a red pleated lampshade sit in the background, with a framed picture on the wall behind Marge. White credit captions, including 'Produced by' with names such as J. Michael Mendel and Bonita Pietila, appear over the scene before changing to Richard Raynis and then Richard Sakai and Denise Sirkot. > Friends of the Library is holding an historic manuscript viewing. > Pfft. > Friends of the Library? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/92593.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/97389 ## 1:43–1:56 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace in a green dress, sits reading a Springfield travel book while Homer Simpson, in blue pajamas, reclines on the brown couch with a bowl of popcorn and a red soda can. Marge's eyes stay wide as she keeps reading, then Homer sits upright and Marge stands at the lamp, reaching up to adjust its red shade. She then leans out toward a window, her arm raised and her face strained, while Homer sits on the couch holding the can and watching her. The pink living room has a sailboat painting, a teal telephone on a side table, a purple lamp and a vase on the wall. > Ooh! > Ooh! There's an azalea festival at the public garden. > I went yesterday. > Hmm. > Lenny really wanted to go. > I'm tired of being cooped up in this house all the time. > Open a window. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/104479.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/109693 ## 1:56–2:07 Homer, in a light blue short-sleeved shirt and matching pants, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress with red beads, stand together by a window with a turntable and stereo beside them and a wooden fence outside. Homer gestures with open hands, then grins and points, while Marge watches with a skeptical look and later leans into him with a slight smile as he raises his arm and points upward. The scene then cuts to a chain-link fence with a white sign reading "POLICE SEIZED-PROPERTY AUCTION" in black letters, shown in two identical views. > All right, I hear you, honey. > Change into something nice. > We're stepping out. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/117200.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/121788 ## 2:07–2:18 Marge Simpson, in a wide-brimmed hat, pink tulip-hem dress and pearl necklace carrying a wicker basket, and Homer, in a white shirt and blue pants, stand by a chain-link fence beside a sign reading "POLICE SEIZED-PROPERTY AUCTION," then walk in past crowded vendor tables and piles of goods. A dark-haired vendor in a light blue shirt holds a green rack of long coats while Homer peers out from among them, and later Marge and Homer stroll past a barred cage holding an orange-striped tiger and a blue boat. Homer then spreads his arms wide toward Marge beside the boat as she clutches her basket. > The police auction? > Can you believe it? It's already been a year. > Wow, sweetheart. > Look at all this seized booty. We could find the drug boat of our dreams. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/128462.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/132841 ## 2:18–2:29 Homer Simpson, bald with a white shirt, and Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive hidden under a wide straw sun hat with a pink band, stand together at a fenced area with a counter of seized goods behind them. Homer stands beside Marge in the first frames, gesturing and speaking with clenched fists, then stops and looks sideways while Marge stays with her arms folded and a stern expression. Near the end, Marge's eyes widen as she and Homer stand side by side, with a faint orange object visible at the bottom of the fence and a clear blue sky above. > I don't want a drug boat. > Well, I bet there's drug dresses and drug vacuum cleaners, too. > All right, listen up. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/139514.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/143894 ## 2:29–2:43 Chief Wiggum, the fat police chief in uniform, stands behind a wooden podium in front of an ornate black wrought-iron gate with a sign reading "Johnny D" on a purple wall. A seated audience sits in folding chairs in the foreground, including a curly-haired dark-skinned man, a red-haired child, and a bald heavy man, while Homer in a white shirt and blue pants and a woman in a pink flowered dress and wide sun hat stand to the right. Wiggum talks and gestures with his arms, first pointing toward the gate and then sweeping one hand out, while Principal Skinner, with neat grey hair and a suit, appears on the right side watching him. > Listen up. > These prestigious wrought-iron security gates are bulletproof, bomb-proof, > and battering-ram resistant. Now... Then what happened to Johnny D? > He forgot to lock them. Now, what am I bid? > Juan kilo! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/150567.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/156198 ## 2:43–2:53 Mr. Burns, frail and stooped with a hooked nose, sits on a folding chair beside Carl, who raises his hand in a tan suit, and an unnamed red-haired man in a light blue shirt against a blue wall with barred windows. Chief Wiggum, in his police uniform, sits at a podium and holds up a gavel. Apu, wearing a blue prison shirt with a name tag, grips the bars of a purple cell and looks anxious while gesturing with his hands, and then he stands at a barred window beside the red-haired inmate, who laughs with his eyes shut as Apu stares off to the side. > So... Ay-yi-yi, my gates. > Ay, Johnny C. gave me those. Tough break, amigo. > Next item up for beds? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/164331.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/168502 ## 2:53–3:05 Police Chief Wiggum, a heavy officer in a blue uniform and cap, stands at a wooden podium, then pulls a white sheet off a red convertible with a coiled snake decal and a hood scoop in an outdoor lot in front of a purple wall. Behind cell bars, a wrinkled older prisoner with swept reddish-orange hair, wearing prison blues and number 7, grips the bars and grimaces, while a dark-haired prisoner in number 6 stands beside him, speaks, and glances sideways with a sour look. > Oh, no! > Oh, hey, look, they're selling you car, man. > Boy, he's nice. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/174966.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/179763 ## 3:05–3:15 Troy McClure, with swept-back reddish hair, watches from the foreground as Chief Wiggum, the fat police chief, runs an auction at a wooden podium before a row of seated bidders. Homer, in a white shirt and blue pants, cheers with both arms raised beside a red convertible with a snake decal, then leans in and climbs into its driver's seat. He drives off with Marge, in a pink dress and wide sun hat, beside him in the passenger seat. > Oh, I will totally kill whoever buys Lil' Bandit. > Sold! Woo-hoo! > You bought a car without consulting me? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/186853.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/190816 ## 3:15–3:26 Marge, with a tall blue beehive, wears a wide straw hat with a pink flower, a pink dress and pearl necklace, and stands beside a red convertible; Homer, bald and heavy in a white shirt, sits behind the steering wheel. Marge leans on the car's door in a sunny outdoor lot lined with a stone wall and a row of parked blue cars. Homer gestures with his hands, turns his head away, then flings his arms out and speaks while Marge stares at him, and the moment ends with Homer looking off toward a yard full of tables and a pickup truck beyond the car, with a sign-filled setting behind him. > I don't recall being consulted when you bought that hat. > I found this hat. Then what are you complaining about? > You got yours. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/197072.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/201034 ## 3:26–3:38 Marge, in a wide-brimmed straw hat with a pink flower and a pearl necklace, and Homer, bald in a white shirt, ride in a red convertible on a city street. Homer grins and grips the wheel while Marge clutches her seat and grimaces as they speed past a red-brick building with a green 'PHOENIX ILLINOIS' street sign, then purple and pastel storefronts, including a green shop with a partly visible sign. Marge's hat flies off in a puff of dust clouds as the car keeps racing along. > Homer, be careful. > Oh, yeah, you gotta be careful when you do a trick like this. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/207290.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/212295 ## 3:38–3:50 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and pink dress, and Homer Simpson, bald and wearing a white shirt, ride in a red convertible with the license plate GR8 68 that Homer drives recklessly. The car first bounces past a grey lamppost on a city street, then flips onto its side and up onto two wheels while passing rows of colorful buildings. Later it tumbles upside down past a suburban house with a brown roof, and Homer pulls the car back upright at the curb. Marge climbs out in front of the car, and the pair stand facing each other at its red hood, with Marge crossing her arms and frowning beside a purple house and her pearl necklace visible as she looks at Homer. > Stop, Homer. > Stop it. Let me out. > You're the boy. > I'm not getting back in this car until you drive like a sane person. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/219594.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/224808 ## 3:50–4:01 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and pink dress with red tulip trim, walks along a suburban street past houses, then stops in front of a pink house with a purple door and looks up at it. She keeps walking past a low tan house with purple shutters and a hedge. Lionel Hutz, a man with reddish swept hair in a red jacket and pink tie, stands by a white FOR SALE sign reading Lionel Hutz, pounding it in with a hammer in one hand before turning to grin and gesture at the sign while Marge watches from the sidewalk. A pale ranch-style house with purple trim sits behind the sign, and a red car is parked down the street in the early shots. > Okay, bye. I love you. > You know, if you lived here, you'd be home by now. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/232107.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/236069 ## 4:01–4:11 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and pink dress with pearl necklace, stands in front of a house beside a For Sale sign reading "Lionel Hutz" while a man in a red blazer, white shirt and red tie leans on the sign and gestures. The two talk and then shake hands over the sign, and the scene closes on a yellow hand holding a Red Blazer Realty business card that reads "Lionel Hutz" and "You'll Go Nuts For Lionel's Huts!" against a grey-blue background. > Mr. Hutz, I didn't know you sold real estate. > You didn't. We should talk more often, Marge. > You see, the law business is a little slow, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/242325.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/246496 ## 4:11–4:21 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and pink dress with a pearl necklace, stands in a front yard beside a man in a red suit, white shirt and red tie with reddish hair and a name tag, who gestures with his hands and grins as he talks. Behind them are beige and pink houses, a large green tree, and a roadside sign reading "Lionel Hutz" next to a partial "FOR SALE" sign. Marge turns to face forward, rests a finger on her chin with a thoughtful look, then glances back at him and speaks with wide eyes. > and since most of my clients wind up losing their houses, this was a natural move for me. > Helping people find homes. > That must be really rewarding. > Yes, the money is good. But the beauty is you get to stay in the house until it's sold. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/252961.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/256715 ## 4:21–4:32 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and pink dress, stands beside a For Sale sign reading Lionel Hutz while a man in a red blazer and red tie talks to her and gestures with an open hand. A group of dogs gathers around the man on the lawn in front of the house, and then Marge turns and walks along the sidewalk past the tan houses, holding up a small white card and looking at it. The scene shows a sunny suburban street with trimmed hedges and cypress trees. > Come on, guys. > Let's go for a swim. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/262971.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/267350 ## 4:32–4:43 Moe, the grey-haired bartender, stands beside a red convertible with a snake decal outside Moe's, while Homer sits at the wheel and Barney, the heavy man with messy brown hair, leans on the rear bumper at the right. The car's hood is raised with a huge chrome air scoop and carburetor on top, and the plate reads GR8 68. Homer lounges back with an arm on the wheel and then folds his arms with a smirk, while Moe lifts the red hood higher and leans over the engine, grinning. > Gee, this hot rod is souped up six ways from Sunday. > Never had you figured for a gearhead, Homer. > Oh, yeah. > I'm a real expert. > What is that, a six-barrel holly carb? You betcha. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/273815.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/277986 ## 4:43–4:54 Homer Simpson, bald and heavy in a white shirt, reclines in a grey car seat and talks, eyes half-lidded and mouth open, while Moe, the grey-haired bartender with a blue bow tie and suspenders, leans in beside him, grinning and then looking sly. Homer alternates between smirking, laughing and dozing with his eyes shut, before the scene cuts to a wide view of the Simpson house at dusk, with its pink garage door, purple front door and a red car in the driveway. > Edelbrock intakes? > Nothing but. > Meyerhoff lifters? Oh, yeah. > I made that last one up. I see. > Selling real estate could be just what I'm looking for. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/284242.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/288622 ## 4:54–5:07 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red beads, reads a book titled Real Estate Law while sitting at the family dining table, where Homer, Bart, Lisa and Maggie are seated eating dinner. Marge's expression shifts from calm reading to wide-eyed alarm and then a strained grimace as she keeps studying the book. Meanwhile Homer, at the kitchen counter in his white shirt, cuts and forks a plate of meat and peas, which ends up scattered and smoking across the plate, while a glass of milk sits beside him. > I'd really like to give it a try. > I don't know, Marge. Trying is the first step towards failure. > Oh, boy. I've got a lot to learn before that license test. > Don't worry, Mom. We'll help you study. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/295086.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/300717 ## 5:07–5:18 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, reads aloud from a book titled Real Estate Law at the dinner table while Bart and Lisa listen, Bart looking sceptical and Lisa attentive. Marge then gets up and walks into the pink living room, still holding the book, grinning and then looking startled. The room has a red lamp, a maroon couch, framed portraits of Lisa and Maggie, and an arched doorway. > Of course, we'll have to cut back on our own homework. > What in the heck is a dwelling? > So, you're married, and you're looking for your first house, Mr. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/308433.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/313021 ## 5:18–5:31 Bart, in an orange shirt, blue shorts and a striped tie, stands beside Lisa, who wears a wide white hat with a pink bow, a pearl necklace, white gloves and pink heels while holding a purple purse. Maggie, the baby with a blue bow and pacifier, sits in a wooden high chair to the right in front of a brick fireplace. Lisa looks around, smiles, and fidgets with her gloved hands, while Bart glances sideways with a skeptical, unimpressed expression. The scene ends with Lisa's head tilting toward Bart as she smiles, and a fireplace with a wooden log and a red-brick hearth is visible behind them. > and Mrs.? Oh, don't listen to my husband. > He's just an idiot. > Now, I'm a veterinarian, and I need to keep lots of sick animals in my house. > Is that permitted? > Not in my damn house. Well, this neighborhood is Zoned R3, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/319903.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/325325 ## 5:31–5:41 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, stands in the pink living room in a green dress, holding a book titled Real Estate Law with black spade-like symbols on its cover. She grins, glances sideways, and taps her chin with one finger while flipping through the pages, then pauses with a worried, pursed-lip expression and finally lowers her gaze to the book, which she holds at her waist. Framed paintings of Maggie hang on the wall, and a red lampshade and a dark red table sit in the foreground. > which allows dogs, cats, phone-answering monkeys, and... > Oh... I'll never memorize all this. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/332833.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/336795 ## 5:41–5:45 Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue sneakers, stands in a pink living room with a red lamp, a framed portrait of Maggie, and a dark red couch while Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, holds a boxed item labeled partly as "Realistic" near the couch. A girl in a large white hat with a pink band, a pearl necklace, a purple purse and pink shoes stands beside Bart, then drifts behind him and out of sight before reappearing to his right and stepping forward near the couch. Bart glances up at her as she moves, while Marge keeps her eyes half-closed and looks on. > When I had to learn about the Magna Carta, I made up a song. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/342843.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/343468 ## 5:45–5:56 Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress, stands in a pink room with a teal floor, wearing a white wide-brimmed hat with a pink bow, a pearl necklace, white gloves and a purple purse. She talks and gestures with one raised, gloved finger, grinning and speaking animatedly as she turns her head. Behind her, a purple cabinet on the wall holds four blue stemmed glasses and a pink dish. > In 1215 at Runnymede, doo-dah, doo-dah, > the nobles and the king agreed, oh, doo-doo-dah day. > We should have lived together first. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/346179.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/350767 ## 5:56–6:08 Bart, Marge, and Lisa stand in the Simpsons' pink living room in front of a brick fireplace with a wooden log and a fire tool set. Bart first fiddles with his lavender tie while glaring, then folds his arms and frowns. Marge, in a long green dress and red beads, and Lisa, in an orange dress and pearls, begin gesturing and talking animatedly, Marge waving her hands and Lisa spreading her arms. Marge then pulls Bart in close, hugging him from behind while he grins and gestures, and Lisa stands beside them with arms outstretched. Framed family photos sit on the mantel, and a display cabinet of glassware is visible at the right. > On the closing day, the escrow agents pay. > Taxes, land, and interest too, thanks to Fannie Mae. > They back your bank. > You're all nuts. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/357232.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/362654 ## 6:08–6:21 Marge Simpson, Grampa, Milhouse with blue hair and glasses, and two other students sit at desks in a classroom, writing a test. Homer first sits on a red couch holding a cup, and then the scene cuts to Springfield Town Hall at dusk and a wall sign reading "REAL ESTATE TEST $75.00 OR BEST OFFER" beside an open door. Marge, with her tall blue hair and red bead necklace, chews her pencil while the others keep writing, and the sign stays visible throughout. > Mm-hmm. > Easement! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/370161.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/375166 ## 6:21–6:32 A wall timer with a dial marked in minutes sits on a brown desk against a dark background, then Principal Skinner, a neat grey-haired man with a moustache, glasses and a suit, sits behind the desk with his hands clasped, speaking in a classroom. Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, stands beside the desk while Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses, sits at left and a white-bearded old man in a blue naval-style jacket and white cap sits at right, gesturing with a pencil and then pointing a finger and grinning in front of a blackboard. The scene ends in a pink room with an arched window, where Marge holds up a blank white card and a striped, furry-sleeved figure is partly visible at the left edge. > Time's up. > You may now undermine each other's confidence. > Yarr, I nailed that one about houseposted you. > I passed! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/382465.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/387053 ## 6:32–6:43 Lisa Simpson, in her red dress and pearl necklace, cheers with arms raised in the pink living room beside a shelf and stereo, then stands with Bart Simpson, who wears a red shirt and blue shorts and holds a cardboard sign reading "BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME" that later changes to "CONGRATULATIONS". Lisa laughs, then walks off to the right, leaving the sign on the green rug by the red door, while Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive, hugs Bart and Lisa on the colorful rug as Homer Simpson sits on the brown couch in his white shirt, holding a can and looking toward them with his mouth open. > Yay! > Way to go! > Thank you, Bart. Thank you, Lisa, for all your help. > What about me? You didn't thank me. > You didn't do anything. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/393518.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/397898 ## 6:43–6:54 Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands beside a green-dressed figure, then Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, sits on a brown couch holding a can under a red lamp beside a sailboat picture. Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, walks with a reddish-haired man in a red blazer past the Red Blazer Realty storefront, where he opens the door and gestures beside a sign reading "THE 6% COMMISSION PEOPLE." Inside the office, the red-blazered man walks among desks while a dark-haired woman in red sits writing and a man in a red blazer works at a desk in the back. > I like being thanked. > Welcome to the big leagues, Marge. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/404571.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/408742 ## 6:54–7:02 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress with a red bead necklace, stands beside a man with reddish hair in a red blazer and pink tie, and a grey-haired man in a red blazer and black tie sits at a desk with papers, a pencil, and a blue bottle in a real estate office with wall pictures and a bell. The reddish-haired man talks and gestures with a hand on his chest while the grey-haired man glances up and writes, then the grey-haired man stands and the two men shake hands as Marge looks on, with a bell and file holders on the wall and shelves nearby. > There's over 50 years of real estate experience right in this room. > And 42 of those years are Gil's. > Marge, it's a real pleasure. > You got any leads? I need some leads. Please help me. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/415206.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/418126 ## 7:02–7:10 Marge, with her tall blue beehive, green dress and red beads, stands in an office with framed landscape pictures and a purple filing unit, gripping hands with a grey-haired older man in a red jacket and black tie who grimaces and then looks strained. A reddish-haired man in a matching red jacket and red tie steps in, grips Marge's shoulder and jabs a finger toward the older man's tie as the older man glares back. The older man then droops his head and looks downcast beside a blue chair while the others remain nearby. > That's enough, Gil. Don't drag her down with you. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/423548.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/426676 ## 7:10–7:20 Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress with red beads, stands in an office beside a man in a red blazer and tie while a black-haired woman in a red jacket sits behind a desk holding a gold trophy, with a coffee mug and papers nearby. Marge shakes hands with the woman, then the two women tug at the gold trophy while the man watches. The man and Marge then turn toward a corkboard of photos where a headphone-wearing man in a red jacket and blue trousers stands gesturing beside a desk, and the man in the red blazer points toward him. > That's Cookie Quan. > She's number one on the west side. > Hi, Marge. > Stay off the west side. And there's Nick Callahan. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/432098.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/435852 ## 7:20–7:30 A dark-haired man in a red blazer, blue tie and headset sits at a desk in an office with a corkboard of house pictures and a brass bell mounted on the wall. He gestures with an open hand, leans over the desk, and grins as he reaches up to ring the bell. He then raises a fist in triumph with his eyes shut and mouth open, before settling back into a smug pose with a hand on the desk and an outstretched arm. > A headset telephone? > I thought those only existed in the movies. > Booyah! Guess who sold the Whitman Place? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/441691.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/445862 ## 7:30–7:35 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive, applauds alongside a group of red-sweatered townspeople in a meeting room with a bell on the wall and a corkboard of pictures, while a dark-haired, bespectacled man in a red jacket stands behind a table holding a plate of cookies and a box, gesturing and smiling. The clapping continues as he keeps talking, and then the scene shifts to an older grey-haired man in a red jacket and black tie slumped at a desk beside a bottle of Bromo Seltzer. He rests his head on his hand, opens his mouth in a tired sigh, and glances upward, with folders and house pictures on the wall behind him. > I've been working on the Whitman Place for 21 years. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/452118.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/453370 ## 7:35–7:47 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress with orange beads, stands in an office beside a man with reddish hair in a red blazer and red tie, who holds up a red blazer and gestures at it while talking to her. Other people in red blazers stand nearby, including a woman with reddish hair, a dark-haired woman behind them, and a bald man on the right, in front of a door labeled LHUTZ and a wall with a small SALE sign. Marge reaches out toward the jacket, then later puts on her own red blazer and is steered past a wall clock and a corkboard of house photos. > And now, Marge, I'd like to welcome you to the family with your very own red blazer. > From me? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/456915.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/461503 ## 7:47–7:56 Troy McClure, with swept-back reddish hair, and a thin balding older man in matching red jackets grin beside a brown door marked CONFERENCE ROOM C, then a black-bobbed woman in a red jacket bares her teeth near a potted plant as the desk nameplate M. SIMPSON and a typewriter are shown, with a wastebasket beside a blue desk. Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and a green dress under a red jacket, stands between a dark-haired man in a red jacket and blue tie and an auburn-haired woman in a red jacket and pink blouse in front of a corkboard of house listings and a wall clock, first gesturing with one arm outstretched, then sweeping both arms wide and touching the man's chin and the woman's face before spreading her arms again. > Thank you. Thank you, everybody. > I'm going to do my darndest to uphold the principles and ideals this jacket Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/468385.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/471721 ## 7:56–8:03 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red jacket over a green skirt, stands in a office before a desk with an "M. SIMPSON" nameplate, a corkboard and a wall bell behind her. A man with swept-back reddish hair in a red suit and a man with grey hair in a red jacket stand to the right, while a man with short orange hair, a girl with a black bob and a black-haired man in red jackets face her from the left and bottom. Marge alternates between open-armed gestures, clasped hands and a hand pressed to her chest, smiling and speaking earnestly as the group listens. > represents. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/477352.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/479646 ## 8:03–8:14 Two men in matching red jackets stand by a brown door labeled "L. HUTZ": a black-haired man in a blue tie and a grey-haired, balding man in a black tie, who clasps his hands and raises one palm. A black-bobbed woman in a red uniform on the right angrily points and gestures at him, and the screen then fades to black before a red convertible with two occupants drives along a winding suburban street lined with houses and trees. > I give her a week. Are you guys talking about the West Side? > No, Cookie, I swear it. I'm scared of you. > Whoa, yeah! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/484442.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/488822 ## 8:14–8:23 Homer drives a red convertible with Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie in the back, and Bart and Lisa are first seen bouncing in the back seat. Homer grips the wheel and looks pained while the car swings around a curving grey road past houses and a shop, with the passengers jostled and bumped as they go. A silver robotic-looking figure sits on the car's hood in front of the windshield. The car is shown from a distance on the winding street, then the scene returns to the close view of the family as Homer grimaces and the passengers keep bouncing and clutching at each other. > Doesn't this car have seat belts? Seat belts. > Pfft. They kill more people than they save. > That's not true. You're thinking of airbags. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/495286.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/499040 ## 8:23–8:35 Marge, Homer, Bart, Lisa and Maggie sit in a red convertible driving down a street past shops, with Marge's blue beehive, Homer at the wheel and Maggie in front. Homer points ahead as they approach a billboard reading "FOR SALE RED BLAZER REALTY" that shows a smiling Marge in a red blazer and green skirt, and above the Heinrichs Monocle Shop sign the car pulls up closer. The car stops beneath the billboard, which stays in view as the scene holds on Marge's cartoon likeness pointing to the sign. > There it is! > Wow! > Your own billboard! Check it out! > Gee, that picture makes your butt look big. > I thought so too. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/504879.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/509467 ## 8:35–8:45 Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie sit crammed together in a red car, with Homer at the steering wheel, and then they gaze up at a roadside sign reading "For Sale, Red Blazer Realty" with Marge pointing at it from its edge while the family stares up from below. The sign is then replaced by a billboard showing a crowned, heavy-set man in blue overalls labeled "The Lumber King," while Bart points up at it beside Lisa and Homer. Homer, back in the car with Bart and Lisa behind him, looks startled, his mouth opening and closing as he speaks. > But they said it sells. > Works for the Lumber King. > Lumber. We need lumber. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/516141.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/520311 ## 8:45–8:56 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red jacket, stands on a wooden porch in front of a brown house and talks with a dark-haired man in a light blue shirt and olive trousers, who stands in an open green doorway. Marge then moves with him onto a grassy lawn by a street, where a red car and a blue car sit behind a wooden fence, and she holds a grey folder and hands him a small white card. Back at the doorway, the man scowls, grimaces, and gestures with his hands while Marge holds the card and folder. The last shot is a close-up of Marge in her red jacket and red beaded necklace holding up the card, which reads "Red Blazer" in red lettering. > Excuse me, Mr. Sislak. Have you ever considered selling your home? > What? No. > Why? What? Why? What do you heard? Are you implying I'm in some sort of financial trouble? > No. > Well, I am. Let me have that card. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/526776.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/531156 ## 8:56–9:04 Marge Simpson in her red jacket and green skirt, holding a folder, stands with Moe, a grey-haired man in a light blue shirt, beside a green door of a brown-sided house, where Moe holds up a small card and Marge raises a hand to her chin. Outside, a Red Blazer Realty For Sale sign reading MARGE SIMPSON stands by the house as Marge leads a woman in a pink dress and a man in a patchwork sweater up to the purple front door. Inside, Marge walks across a room and gestures toward an open kitchen cabinet, and the couple follows her toward the kitchen. > And here we have a lovely gourmet kitchen with gas range, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/537620.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/540331 ## 9:04–9:15 Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red jacket over a green skirt, reads from a sheet of paper in a narrow kitchen lined with hanging pots and pans, while Carl, a Black man in a striped sweater and blue jeans, stands by the white counter. Marge gestures with an outstretched arm toward the room and then toward the counter, and Carl's expression shifts from a blank stare to a grimace and then a smug smile. Carl then steps forward and grips the handle of the white range door in front of the counter. > central can opener, and foam under flooring for enhanced standability. > Why, isn't this kitchen horribly cramped? > Why, yes, it is. Well, I suppose we could get used to it. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/545336.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/550133 ## 9:15–9:26 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red blazer over a green top and red beaded necklace, stands in a kitchen beside a window and a sink in the first frames, then in later frames in front of a purple wall hung with pots and pans. A bald man with stubble in a white shirt is not present; instead an unnamed man with dark curly hair and a large round orange head, wearing a striped orange, brown and blue sweater, stands in the kitchen with his hands gesturing outward. Marge's expression shifts from wide-eyed and grimacing to a hand raised to her chin, then an open-palmed gesture as she talks, with her hand held out and her eyes glancing sideways. The scene ends with Marge still gesturing toward the side while speaking. > Yeah, but you shouldn't have to settle. > You know, I've always loved the house you're in now. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/557015.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/560977 ## 9:26–9:33 Carl, a heavyset Black man in a red and brown checkered sweater with a blue collar, stands beside a white refrigerator in a kitchen with purple walls, first gazing sideways and then pointing at the fridge and grinning as a woman with curly black hair, a purple robe trimmed in pink, and pearls steps up beside him. The scene then cuts to Marge Simpson, her tall blue beehive and red jacket and beads visible, standing by a sink under hanging black and grey pans, first smiling faintly and then turning her head aside with a wary, uncertain look. > Really? > Well, maybe we should stay put. > Thanks for your honesty, Marge. My pleasure. > If you ever need a prescription, no questions asked. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/567233.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/569944 ## 9:33–9:43 A heavyset Black man in an orange and brown striped sweater stands beside a woman with a puffy brown hairdo and a purple jacket in a kitchen with white appliances, and he grins, talks, and laughs while she looks on with a sideways glance. The scene then cuts to a half-timbered house with a "For Sale" sign reading "Red Blazer Realty" and "Marge Simpson" on its lawn, followed by a view of the house's front entrance. It ends with a close view of bowling pins in a lane, with small figures visible behind them. > Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/574741.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/578703 ## 9:43–9:55 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red jacket, stands in a pink room with a teal couch and a framed abstract picture of bones, holding a sheet of paper while talking with a stranger: a man with teal curly hair topped by a bone and an orange striped shirt. At the edge of the scene a woman with short mint-green hair, a purple top, a pearl necklace and blue jeans stands with her hands on her hips in front of long wooden bowling lanes. The man gestures with his hands, grins, raises a finger, closes his eyes and rubs his ear, while Marge smiles and glances at him. > Good shot, Barbara. > I can't believe it. A house with a bowling alley. > Do you bowl often? > Actually, this is our first time, and I didn't really care for it. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/584959.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/589547 ## 9:55–10:05 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red jacket and beads, stands in a pink room beside a teal sofa and an abstract painting, first with eyes half-closed and then wide-eyed as she talks and reacts while holding a sheet of paper. A man with teal curly hair topped by a white bone, a red polo shirt and green trousers, is at a blue door with a framed plaque, touching the knob and then gesturing toward a staircase. A woman with short mint-green hair, a purple top, blue jeans and a pearl necklace watches with a stern look near the sofa while Marge stands by her, and the man talks and waves his hand as they hold their positions. > Oh. > Well, then you have to ask yourself, is this the right house for you? > I suppose not. > I guess we were just captivated by this delightful plaque. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/596221.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/600600 ## 10:05–10:17 A teal-haired woman with white bone-shaped ornaments in her hair laughs heartily beside a 'Bless This Mess' sign on a door. At a red traffic light, Homer works under the open hood of a red muscle car with plate GRB 68, then climbs into the driver's seat beside a tan wood-paneled station wagon in which Principal Skinner, grey-haired and in a jacket, sits. As the light stays red, Skinner's expression shifts from calm to tense and grimacing while Homer glances over at him and grips the wheel. > Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. > Hey, Skinner, want a drag race? > My high school sweetheart was killed in a drag racing accident. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/606856.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/611861 ## 10:17–10:29 Homer, the bald man in a white shirt, drives a red convertible with a thin, brown-haired passenger in a blue jacket and purple shirt beside him, both tensed and staring ahead as they approach a traffic light that shows green, then yellow and red. On a city street the red convertible speeds past a beige station wagon, and Homer grips the wheel with clenched teeth, pressing a red button on the dashboard while the passenger leans forward and grimaces. > Come on, it'll be fun. > That's what Debbie Sue said. > Come on, you stupid... Get... Get... Go! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/619160.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/623957 ## 10:29–10:31 A red convertible with a passenger drives along a city street past a prison yard enclosed by chain-link fence topped with razor wire, with a guard tower in the foreground. Inside the yard, inmates in blue uniforms lift barbells and dumbbells, one on a bench press, while others walk and carry weights, and the car moves steadily across the top of the view and out of sight. The scene shows no clear dialogue-driven action, only the car's motion and the yard's routine exercise. > Whoa, that's Lil' Bandit. And she's in pain. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/631047.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/630839 ## 10:31–10:44 Troy McClure, with swept-back reddish hair and a blue prison shirt, strains to press a barbell overhead in a chain-link prison yard, then lowers it and steps away toward a gate marked NO ESCAPING PLEASE. He walks to a door, presses a keypad beside it, and slips through. Meanwhile a bald, heavy man in a white tank top and blue shorts stands curling dumbbells near the fence and watches him go. > Screw the honor system. My car needs me. > Hey, you're ruining it for the rest of us! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/632924.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/638138 ## 10:44–10:55 A prisoner with swept-back reddish hair, stubble and a blue uniform marked 7F 20 storms along a prison yard beside a chain-link fence topped with razor wire, passing a red car in the foreground, then stops and throws his fists up while puffs of steam billow around him. The view moves in close as he grits his teeth and scowls, then he turns with wide eyes and an open-mouthed, indignant look, while inmates in blue stand in the yard behind the fence. > Stop! > That's my car! > That smells like regular. She needs premium, dude! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/645645.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/650024 ## 10:55–11:05 A man with reddish hair in a blue shirt and light blue pants first stands on an empty city street, gesturing and making a fist as a small red car drives away in the distance, then he raises both arms overhead. The scene moves to the Red Blazer Realty storefront, with its green-and-white striped awning and property listings in the windows, and inside, Marge Simpson with her tall blue beehive sits at a desk marked M. Simpson while a man with reddish hair in a red blazer, white shirt and pink tie stands beside her holding a clipboard and talking. Papers are pinned to a corkboard on the wall behind them, and a telephone rests on the desk. > Premium! > Dude! > Marge, I had a lot of calls about you. Customers love your no-pressure approach. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/656698.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/660660 ## 11:05–11:19 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red blazer, sits at a desk in a real estate office while a man with swept-back reddish hair, a red blazer and a pink tie stands with a folder, then sits beside her. Early on Marge smiles and reaches toward the desk, then looks wide-eyed and surprised, and later the man gestures with his hand, points a finger, smirks and claps his hands together as Marge listens. Both wear name badges, and a corkboard of house listings and a bell hang on the office wall behind them. > Well, like we say, the right house for the right person. > Listen, it's time I let you in on a little secret, Marge. > The right house is the house that's for sale. > The right person is anyone. > But all I did was tell the truth. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/666916.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/672547 ## 11:19–11:31 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red jacket and beaded necklace, sits at a desk beside a man in a matching red jacket, white shirt and magenta tie with swept-back reddish hair, who is likely Troy McClure. They sit in a room with a corkboard of house pictures and papers on the wall. The man clasps his hands, then holds a thick white book, alternating between grinning and talking, and at one point turns a stern look toward Marge, while Marge glances sideways at him with a tense grimace before he smiles broadly again and leans forward. > Of course you did. But there's the truth. > and the truth. > Let me show you. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/680680.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/685268 ## 11:31–11:43 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red blazer and beads, and Troy McClure, a man with swept-back reddish hair in a red jacket and pink tie, sit side by side at a real estate desk. The corkboard behind them is covered with house listings, and an open binder labeled "Residential Home Listings" shows a small white house with a purple door, then a grey shack with a cow beside it. The man talks and gestures while Marge looks on and points at the open binder, and he grins and nods as she speaks. > It's awfully small. > I'd say it's awfully cozy. > That's dilapidated. > Rustic. > That house is on fire. > Motivated cellar. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/692150.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/697572 ## 11:43–11:54 Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red jacket and beads, sits beside a man with reddish swept-back hair in a red jacket and tie at a real estate office desk in front of a corkboard of house listings. He opens a blue binder to a listing marked REDUCED for a large, gloomy Victorian-style house with a fountain out front, reading from it while Marge listens with her hand at her chin. A yellow hand then holds up a newspaper headlined GRUESOME MURDERS AT SOCIALITE'S HOUSE, subheaded Mrs. Astor Safe, with an illustration of chalk outlines on the floor, and the newspaper stays raised in place as the moment ends. > That's a beauty. > Forget about that house. That's the murder house. > Oh, I remember. > Mrs. Astor was very lucky. Well, no one expects you to sell that house. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/705079.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/709250 ## 11:54–12:08 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red blazer, sits at a desk with an M. SIMPSON nameplate across from a man with swept-back reddish hair, a red blazer and a pink tie, in an office with a bulletin board of house pictures and a wall clock. He talks and gestures while she holds a sheet of paper, then he stands beside her desk, gesturing with an open hand while she sits and listens. At the end he walks away to the left of the room while she remains at the desk. > But you better sell something. > Because cubicles are for closers, Marge. > Anybody who doesn't sell a house their first week gets fired. > I probably should have mentioned that earlier. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/715715.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/721554 ## 12:08–12:19 Marge, Homer, Bart and Lisa appear, starting with Marge in a red jacket and red beads beside a corkboard, then the Simpson house at dusk with a red car in the driveway. In the dining room, Marge in a pink apron serves meat and broccoli onto plates with tongs while Homer and Bart sit at the blue table and Lisa, wearing a pearl necklace, takes her seat. Lisa cuts into her slice with a knife and fork as Marge holds a plate beside her, and Lisa looks up and speaks while Marge watches. > I thought I'd do anything to succeed in business, but bending the truth, I don't know. > Ah, so you don't have that killer instinct. > Big deal. > Yeah, honey. Even if you don't succeed in the business world, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/729270.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/734067 ## 12:19–12:33 Homer sits at the kitchen table cutting and eating a piece of meat with a fork and knife, then looks up while Marge, in a pink apron and later a green dress, walks in and stands beside the table. Marge carries a plate of food toward the table, then turns to face the family, who are seated around it: Maggie in a high chair, Homer, Bart, and Lisa. A green fridge with a heart magnet, a wall phone with a coiled cord, and a pink arched doorway are visible. > You're still the world's greatest wife and mother. > So that's how you see me? As a spineless, > potato-cooking housewife who can't compete in the real world? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/740949.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/746371 ## 12:33–12:39 Homer sits at the dining table with Maggie in her high chair at the left while Bart and Lisa eat beside him, and Marge stands in her green dress with red beads and tall blue hair, gesturing with her hands toward Homer, who has his back to the viewer in the foreground. Marge then folds her arms across her chest as Bart and Lisa watch her, with plates of food, a gravy boat, a butter dish and glasses of milk on the blue table, a pink arched doorway and a green star-shaped clock on the wall behind them. > Mm-hmm. > Well, I can, too, compete, and I'm going to sell a house, end of story. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/754087.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/756172 ## 12:39–12:49 Homer, a bald heavy man in a white shirt, sits at the kitchen table in the first frames, then stands and grins while Bart in an orange shirt and Lisa in a red dress with star-shaped spiky hair look on, and Maggie in her blue bow sits in a high chair at the left. Homer rises and lifts Maggie from her high chair, carrying her toward the pink archway as Bart and Lisa watch from their seats. The scene then cuts to Marge with a tall blue beehive, arms crossed and a red beaded necklace, scowling beside a green star-shaped wall clock and a yellow curtain. The table holds plates of food, glasses of milk, a gravy boat and a platter of rolls. > Kids, your mother's under a lot of pressure. > Why don't we let her clear the table in peace? > Hmm. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/760551.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/764514 ## 12:49–13:02 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red jacket holding a folder, walks along a sidewalk beside Ned Flanders in a green sweater and glasses and a woman with orange curly hair in a pink vest and skirt. They stop before a rundown yellow house with a red door, hanging red shutters, and a for-sale sign on a post. Marge grins and gestures toward the house, then grimaces and glances sideways while the other two look on, and a dark object sits on the roof. > Hmm... The first house I have to show you is, um... > a handyman's dream. > Because it's so dilapidated. > Well, nothing's perfect. I sure hate to make you come out here and not buy a house. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/770561.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/775775 ## 13:02–13:13 Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, and a woman with a big orange curly hairdo and a pink vest stand on a sidewalk in front of a suburban house while a man in a yellow shirt sits at a table inside. The first frames show Ned and the woman standing side by side, with Ned gesturing and smiling. Later the woman reaches up to Ned's collar and fidgets with it as he looks at her. In the final frames the scene shifts to a half-demolished house with its front wall and roof removed, where Marge, Lisa and Bart stand on the lawn watching the man at the table, and a floor is torn open with debris scattered around. A real estate sign is planted on the lawn at the right. > Now slow down, Nettie. > The home buyer's course said always look inside the house before buying. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/783283.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/788079 ## 13:13–13:25 Marge Simpson, in a red jacket and green skirt, stands with Ned Flanders in his green sweater and an unnamed woman with orange curly hair and a pink top, first in a yard by a small pool and then in a kitchen. A thin man with slicked black hair eats at a small wooden table in a bare room, and a red-brick house with a purple door has a lawn sign reading "Red Blazer Realty FOR SALE MARGE SIMPSON". Marge leans over a white kitchen island beneath hanging pans, gesturing with one hand while Ned and the orange-haired woman watch her. > Well, there it is. > Please don't tell anyone how I live. > It's awfully small. > Some people would call it cozy. > I guess it is sort of cute. But small. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/794961.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/799757 ## 13:25–13:36 Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, stands in a kitchen beside a woman with bouncy orange-red hair and a pink vest, holding a small card and gesturing as he talks. Marge Simpson, in a red jacket and beaded necklace with her tall blue beehive, then appears against a purple wall beneath a hanging lamp, glancing sideways, pointing and clasping her hands nervously. Ned and the woman return, Ned holding out the small card and then gesturing with both hands while the woman stands with a flat, unimpressed expression beside the white refrigerators. > Really, really small. > Hm. > When you put it that way, it does seem a bit small. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/806848.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/811019 ## 13:36–13:46 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red jacket holding a white folder, stands on a sidewalk beside Ned Flanders in a green sweater and glasses and an unnamed woman with curly orange hair and a pink sweater vest. At first they walk together past a brick house with a purple door, then stop and talk, with the woman and Ned pointing toward the lawn while Marge looks on. The scene cuts to a large green Victorian house with purple shutters and a white statue on a fountain in the yard. > Well, that about does it for houses in this area. > Wait. What about that house? That has a for sale sign. > Ooh, that's a dilly. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/817275.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/821237 ## 13:46–13:58 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red jacket and beads, stands outside a brick house beside Ned Flanders, who wears a moustache, glasses and a green sweater, and a woman with curly auburn hair and a pink vest. A pink thought bubble above Marge shows a newspaper headline reading "GRUESOME MURDERS AT SOCIALITE'S HOUSE" with "Mrs. Astor Safe" beneath it, and she looks on silently before the scene moves to a hallway under a chandelier where a purple door swings open. Marge peeks out first, then Ned, the woman and Marge step into the open doorway together, with Ned in the middle and the woman on the left. > How about it, Marge? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/827493.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/832290 ## 13:58–14:10 Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, stands holding a sheet of paper beside Marge, who wears a red top and has her tall blue beehive, while a curly-haired orange-red woman in a pink sweater vest, who is not one of the regulars, stands at left and speaks with a sour grin and half-closed eyes. In the earlier images, Ned raises the paper and gestures toward Marge, and the woman's expression shifts from a blank stare to a sly sideways glance. The scene is an indoor hallway by a purple curtained doorway, and the paper Ned holds is a plain white sheet. Later, the group is seen from above in a wood-floored room with a fireplace and a red staircase railing, where Marge, Ned and the woman walk, with Maggie crawling and Ned waving his arms and holding the paper. > Oh, my diddly-eye. > Will you look at this place? > And the price has been slashed repeatedly. > It's sure built solid. > The kids could scream bloody murder and no one would hear. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/839380.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/844177 ## 14:10–14:22 Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, stands in a doorway talking to Marge Simpson, who has a tall blue beehive and wears a red jacket with a red bead necklace. Ned gestures with his hands, then holds up a small notebook and pen and begins writing in it while Marge watches with a flat, uneasy expression beside a purple curtain. A woman with curly orange-red hair, a pink top and a red skirt steps in beside Ned as he keeps writing. > Well, I'm just gonna spill my guts. I love it to death. > I'm gonna give you a deposit this minute. > Unless you can give me a reason not to. > Is there anything else we should know, Marge? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/851267.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/856272 ## 14:22–14:34 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red jacket and beaded necklace, stands in a doorway beside a curtain while a brown-haired man in a doorway peers at her from the left. He grins, scowls, and grimaces as Marge's eyes shift and her mouth opens in surprise, while the silhouettes of two figures move across the lit curtain behind her, one bending over the other. The scene ends with Marge looking uneasy as the shadows continue behind her. > There's the truth and the truth. > No! > If you don't sell a house, you're fired. > Fired. > Well, Marge? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/863363.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/868159 ## 14:34–14:46 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red jacket over red beads, stands in a doorway beside a purple curtain, facing Ned Flanders, who has a moustache, glasses and a green sweater and holds a clipboard with a pen. A woman with orange curly hair and a pink sleeveless sweater stands at the right, smiling with red lipstick. Marge, with a name tag on her jacket and her hands clasped, looks uneasy and grimaces, while Ned keeps his gaze on her and the woman stays near the curtain. Across the frames Marge's expression shifts from a wary stare to a tight, toothy grin and then to speaking with her mouth open, while the three remain in the same pink hallway. > No. There is absolutely nothing else to tell you about this house. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/875041.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/880046 ## 14:46–14:55 Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, and Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red jacket, stand in a hallway with a wooden floor and a brown door, while a woman with curly orange-red hair in a pink top and pink skirt watches on the left. Marge takes a small paper from Ned, then Ned steps to a window, grabs a purple drape and gleefully pulls at it, gesturing and speaking excitedly as he runs his hands along the fabric. He then clasps his hands near his face in delight, eyes closed and mouth wide open, with the purple drapes prominent beside him. > That's good enough for me. > Purple drapes. All my life I've wanted purple drapes. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/887136.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/890681 ## 14:55–15:07 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red blazer, stands beside a brown door marked "Hutz" under a "Sale Bell" sign while a man in a matching red blazer and pink tie rings a handheld brass bell. The scene then widens into an office where several people in red blazers and a woman with a dark bob on the phone at her desk look on, and the man shrugs with open hands while still holding the bell. > Attention. > Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Listen up, everybody. > Marge Simpson sold her first house. How about that? > The murder house. Wow, now that sucks. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/896104.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/901526 ## 15:07–15:18 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red necklace, stands in a red-jacketed group in an office with a telephone on a desk. A reddish-haired man in a red suit, a grey-haired man in a white shirt and black tie, a dark-haired man in a red suit and blue tie, and a woman with a reddish-brown bob and a long black-haired woman in red jackets gather around her. The reddish-haired man gestures with his hands, the group crowds closer, and the grey-haired man grins before they all stand together by a brown door marked "L. HUTZ" while the dark-haired man extends a hand toward Marge. > Booyah! > Wow, you must have told a whopper to unload that deathtrap. > What'd you use, Marge, huh? The old buff and bluff, the Hail Murray, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/909033.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/912995 ## 15:18–15:25 Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red dress, stands at the left edge facing a balding man with grey hair at the sides, a white shirt and a black tie, who stands in front of a grey metal cabinet with a green plant on top. He grins and grips his tie, then raises his fists and jabs them near his chin in a boxing-style pose while his mouth opens in a toothy grin. He smirks, waggles his fists back and forth, and drops one hand to his tie again as his eyes dart sideways. > the Sasquahanna shuffle, huh? > Huh? > No, no, no tricks. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/919460.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/921963 ## 15:25–15:36 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red jacket and beads, stands beside a grey-haired man in a white shirt at a brown door labeled HUTZ, gesturing with open hands and grimacing while they talk. The scene then shifts to the same hallway, where Troy McClure, with swept-back reddish hair and a matching red suit and tie, gestures with his hands and crosses his arms while Marge looks on flatly, beside a brass SALES BELL sign and a bell on the wall next to a door labeled L. HUTZ. > It was salesmanship, that's all. > Sure, Marge, salesmanship. > But it was. > Sure, Marge, was. > Look, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/926551.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/930721 ## 15:36–15:44 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red blazer over a green skirt, stands in the center of a room with a bell on the wall and a brown door labeled L. HUTZ, gesturing with her hands as she talks. Beside her, a man with reddish hair in a red blazer and tie stands near a black-haired man in a red blazer on the left, while a grey-haired older man in a white shirt and black tie and a woman with a black bob in a red jacket and pink skirt stand by the door on the right. A bald, heavy man in a red blazer is seen from behind in the foreground. Marge keeps gesturing, then at one point clasps her hands, reaches out to shake hands, and later extends an arm toward the older man in the white shirt. The grey-haired man speaks, and the reddish-haired man gestures toward Marge while speaking. Visible on-screen text includes the word BELL on a sign above the bell and L. HUTZ on the door. > just because everyone who lived in that house was hacked to bits doesn't mean the Flanders > will be. > Eh, I guess you're right. Who cares? > Well, whatever happens, as our newest closer, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/937186.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/940314 ## 15:44–15:57 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red jacket with gold epaulettes, stands with a red-haired man in a matching red blazer beside a door marked "L.HU" under a "SALE BELL" sign, where he gestures toward her and then tugs at the shoulders of the blazer, which bears a "CLOSER" badge. He walks past a green partition, gestures again, and then carries the partition across the office as Homer, bald and in a white shirt, peeks from behind a desk. An older grey-haired man in a white shirt and black tie watches and gestures while Marge helps steady the partition, which holds framed pictures, and a bell hangs on the wall nearby. > you're entitled to wear the coveted closing blazer. > And you get a third wall for your cubicle. > I earned that wall. > Don't push your luck, pal. You're hanging on by a thread. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/945528.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/950950 ## 15:57–16:07 Troy McClure, in a red jacket and pink tie with swept-back reddish hair, confronts a grey-haired man in a white shirt and dark tie in an office with file cabinets, a sign reading L. HUTZ, and a SALE BELL sign on the wall. He jabs a finger at the man's face and grips his tie while the man leans back, then raises a hand in alarm. Outside, a small red car drives along a curving road toward a town with cooling towers, while Sideshow Bob in blue overalls with a huge mane of spiky red hair crouches behind a tree beside a box marked ACME PIANO WIRE and pulls wire taut across the road. > I brought this wall from home. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/958666.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/962420 ## 16:07–16:19 A grinning man with swept-back reddish hair, a hoop earring, a blue vest over a grey shirt, and a green snake tattoo on his forearm stands beside a large brown tree on a roadside, a dark wire pulled taut around the trunk. He points off to the right, then reaches out to hold the wire, peeks around the trunk with a sly grin, and gestures toward the road while glancing sideways. He keeps alternating between hugging the tree and pointing, with green hills, a grass verge, and a yellow-striped asphalt road behind him. > Okay, Baldy Boy hits wire, head comes off, > Lil Bandit rolls to a gentle stop. > Everybody wins. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/968468.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/973264 ## 16:19–16:29 Homer Simpson drives a red convertible with a green snake decal along a winding road past green hills and trees, his bald head and hair blowing back in the wind as he grins and squints. The car rushes toward a tree with a thin wire stretched across the road, and a spark flashes on the wire as the car passes. Troy McClure, with swept-back reddish hair and a blue jacket, peeks out from behind the tree trunk, first looking wary and then scowling. > Man, the air feels good on my neck. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/980146.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/984525 ## 16:29–16:39 Homer Simpson drives a red convertible along a country road past a large tree while a man in a blue denim vest over a grey shirt, with reddish swept-back hair, leans against the trunk with one hand flat on the bark and a wire strung through it. Homer grimaces and hunches over the steering wheel as the car speeds away along a winding road, which shrinks into the distance toward a town of colorful rooftops and twin cooling towers under a clear blue sky. > Oh, gumbo! > Oh, why do I even bother? > I told that idiot to slice my sandwich! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/990990.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/994535 ## 16:39–16:49 Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie stand in front of their house, and Homer gestures and then grins beside Marge. Earlier, a balding heavy man in a green sweater runs down a ramp from a red U-BREAK-IT VAN RENTAL truck carrying a large box marked BIBLES. Before that, an older bald man with grey hair at the sides, red-rimmed glasses and a maroon sweater drives a red-framed car through green hills, holding a sandwich up with one hand and then grimacing and yelling as he grips the wheel. > Ow! > Wow, honey, you sold the house and got rid of the Flanders. > What's for dinner? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1000374.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1004545 ## 16:49–16:57 Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, stands on a suburban street beside a U-Break-It Rental moving truck, first hauling at its rear door and then turning to talk while gesturing with his hands. Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress with red beads, and Homer, in a white shirt, stand facing him in front of a pink house with a wooden fence. Ned keeps gesturing and talking, holding up both hands at one point and then pressing a finger to his lips, while Marge and Homer listen silently. > Well, neighborinos, I guess this is goodbye. > I better make this quick or I'm gonna start blubbering like a baby. > Yeah, me too. Let me know if you need any help. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1010801.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1013721 ## 16:57–17:06 Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater, and Homer, in his white shirt, stand talking outside a house beside a wooden fence and a pink front door with a silver knocker. Homer rubs his chin and grimaces while Ned gestures with a raised finger and talks, and they keep exchanging remarks. Later Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, joins them by the fence, and Ned steps over to her and hugs her warmly while Homer watches from the side. > Now that you mention it, we could use... > It was just an expression. > Goodbye, Ned. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1018726.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1022063 ## 17:06–17:15 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress with red beads, and Ned Flanders, in his green sweater with moustache and glasses, stand outside a pink house with an arched red door and a wooden fence. They start in a tight embrace, then Ned holds Marge's shoulders as she talks and points at him, and she later gestures with open hands and then presses her hands to her chest while grinning nervously. > If the slightest thing goes wrong with that house, I want you to call me right away. > Or you can beat me. > In fact, why don't you just stay here tonight? > We'll go to a hotel. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1027693.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1031239 ## 17:15–17:26 Ned Flanders, in a green sweater, moustache and glasses, talks with Marge, whose tall blue beehive and red beads are visible, in front of pink houses. Marge then stands alone by a wooden fence with wide eyes, and a red U-Break-It Van Rental truck rolls down the street with a woman with curly orange hair at the wheel while Ned waves from the open door. Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie stand on the sidewalk at the right, waving as the van passes. > Oh, you're sweet to offer, but we're all just so tired, > we just want to get to our new house and rest in peace. > So long, Simpsons! Bye! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1036869.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1041040 ## 17:26–17:36 Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, stands on a driveway before a pink house with a purple door and awning and a red garage door, then turns and folds his arms with a worried look. He then sits behind the wheel of a red convertible with a snake decal, driving past green bushes and hills under a blue sky. Gripping the steering wheel, he first looks startled and then grins. > Oh, that old Flanders place gives me the creeps. > My name is Luca. > I live on the second floor. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1047505.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1051676 ## 17:36–17:47 Homer, in a white shirt, and Nelson, the bully in a blue vest, struggle over a red convertible: Homer drives it beneath a pink overpass on a street with a Kwik-E-Mart sign, a blue-trousered leg in a dark shoe drops down into the car from above, and Nelson grabs the steering wheel and glares while Homer gapes in alarm. The pair then sit in the car parked before a produce display with price tags, Nelson clutching the wheel and scowling as Homer leans back in shock, with the leg dangling overhead again. > Give me my car, fatty. > This is my car! And I'm not fat, it's glandular! > Right. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1057932.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1061894 ## 17:47–17:54 Homer, bald and heavy in a white shirt, rides in a red convertible beside a man with swept-back reddish hair, possibly Troy McClure, as the two cars pass an orange car and a purple car along a Springfield street. The scene then cuts to a close-up of a Bank of Springfield check from Ned Flanders at 744 Evergreen Terrace, for $10,000 payable to Red Blazer Real Estate, with the memo 'For making our dream come true' and a dove logo, which stays still. Finally Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red beads, sits at the wheel of a red car holding the check, passing a green Victorian house with purple shutters and a small statue, and she glances at the check as she drives. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1068150.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1070861 ## 17:54–18:05 A white cartoon dove with an olive branch flies against a blue background, then turns into a teary dove wearing a blue pacifier, and back again, after a blue check reading "Ten thousand" and "For making our dream come true" with "Real Estate" written on a line below "Springfield." Marge, with her tall blue beehive, grips the steering wheel of a red car and holds a white card while a green Victorian house and trees pass outside the window. The sequence moves from the paper and the dove imagery to Marge at the wheel, with the red car, red beads and the house as the notable objects. > You've got to tell them the truth, Marge! > The truth! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1075658.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1080037 ## 18:05–18:17 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red blazer over a green skirt, stands on a porch beside a purple door and walks up to it, then reaches out and presses a grey doorbell button on the wall. She then steps through the doorway into a hallway with arched blue walls and a wooden floor, glancing around while the door swings open behind her, and she ends up standing just inside the entrance looking ahead. Hedges and a lawn are visible outside through the arched window and open door. > Hello? > Anyone home? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1086711.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1091299 ## 18:17–18:24 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red jacket over a green skirt, stands in an arched doorway, looks startled, then tumbles backward off a wooden platform as her arms flail. The scene then shows a wooden floor strewn with bloodied bodies: Ned Flanders in his green sweater and grey trousers, with moustache and glasses, lies sprawled with arms out, while a woman in a pink dress with curly reddish hair, a boy in blue, and a child in pink lie nearby. Marge reappears in the doorway, mouth wide open with her tongue out, one hand raised to her head and the other gesturing outward, as Flanders turns his head and lifts a hand. > Oh, hi, Marge. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1098180.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1100474 ## 18:24–18:37 Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green sweater spattered with red paint, and Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red jacket and beads, stand in a doorway between a purple curtain and pink and teal walls. Ned gestures and points toward the room while Marge stands with her hands clasped and listens, then he shrugs with his palms open. A curly-haired boy in a pink shirt with a red stain and green shorts with a red smear on the leg then appears on a wooden floor, gesturing with one hand and talking, with his mouth open in some frames. > Guess we gave you quite a start. We were painting Todd's room red. > Pretty messy work. And then we came out here to take a break. > Must have dozed off. > Red room. > Over there. > Well, I'm just glad you're okay. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1105062.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1110693 ## 18:37–18:47 Ned Flanders in a blood-spattered green sweater and glasses stands with a woman with orange curly hair in a pink sweater and red skirt, while Marge in a red jacket and tall blue beehive talks in a hallway with two blood-spattered children, a curly-haired boy in a blue shirt and a curly-haired girl in pink. Marge gestures with her hand and then clasps her hands as the children watch, and the scene then cuts to Homer in a white shirt driving a red convertible with license plate GRB 68 along a country road. A brown-haired man in a blue vest, possibly Nelson, leans in from the passenger side, reaches toward Homer and raises a fist while Homer grimaces. > And I have something to tell you. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1118618.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1122580 ## 18:47–18:58 Homer, bald with a white shirt, and Nelson, the reddish-haired bully in a vest, ride in a red convertible with a snake decal and a GR8 plate along an empty two-lane road past telephone poles and green hills. Nelson grabs Homer by the neck from behind while Homer, wide-eyed and grimacing, grips Nelson's arms, and the car speeds past a black car on the left. Later, on a tree-lined road with purple hills behind, Nelson is flipped upside down over the windshield with his legs in the air while Homer grips the steering wheel. > Stop it! > Come on, let's hear that snap! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1128836.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1133215 ## 18:58–19:09 Homer and a stubble-faced man with swept reddish-brown hair and a blue denim jacket struggle around a red convertible bearing the plate GRR 66 on a country road. Homer first tangles under the open hood with a man in a cap, then the two grapple on the hood, and the empty interior and underside of the car are shown as the red car drives off down the road. The men wrestle on the hood, trading punches and grabbing each other, before a close-up of the angry man shouting with his fist raised. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1139889.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1144060 ## 19:09–19:23 Homer Simpson, a bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, struggles with a brown-haired man in a blue jacket and grey shirt on the hood of a bright red car in front of a cornfield and a utility pole under a blue sky. Homer grips the man's collar and shoulders and shoves him back until both tumble across the car, with Homer pinning him down while the man lies sprawled and wide-eyed beneath him. The red car's hood, wheel and a visible license plate sit in the foreground as Homer's grimace and the man's startled expression hold through the end of the scene. > This is so dangerous. > Yeah, you're right Oh! > Oh! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1150524.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1156364 ## 19:23–19:36 Chief Wiggum sits in a white police car marked 911 on a rural road beside a tall cornfield, speaking into a radio handset, scratching his head and frowning as he looks ahead. The view then pans to the cornfield alone before shifting indoors to a wooden-floored living room with a chandelier and a low table with a fireplace. Ned Flanders, in a green sweater and glasses, gestures with his arms beside a woman with curly auburn hair in a pink top and red skirt, while Marge with her tall blue beehive stands nearby. A man with swept-back reddish hair lies sprawled on the floor, and a small child with curly reddish hair in a red outfit sits near Marge's feet. > What the... > This is Wiggum reporting at 318, waking a police officer. > This is the murder house? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1164288.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1169710 ## 19:36–19:48 Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and blood-spattered green sweater, stands with a woman in a blood-stained pink outfit and curly auburn hair, facing Marge Simpson, who wears a red jacket and has her tall blue beehive. Set in a room with a fireplace, arched doorways, purple curtains and a staircase, Ned and the woman talk and look anxious, and she twists her hands and grimaces, with red smears on her mouth. They then walk across the wooden floor while Marge and a small group of onlookers, including two children, watch from the side, and Ned finally walks alone past the fireplace toward the arched doorway, leaving red stains on his pants. > Mm-hmm. > You mean the infamous jealous Jackie murders? > Mm-hmm. > Of course. > This must be where he dropped the dagger. > And this is the butler's pantry where Mrs. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1177426.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1182223 ## 19:48–20:00 Ned Flanders, in a green sweater smeared with red blood, steps out of a dim pantry lined with jars and shelves onto a checkered floor, while Marge with her tall blue beehive and a woman with curly orange hair crowd the doorway behind him. He then stands beside a brick fireplace with a blue mantel, gesturing with an open hand as Marge and the orange-haired woman in a pink vest look on. The orange-haired woman, with red-stained lips and blood on her vest, clasps her hands and stares at Ned in a close, tense exchange. > Astor concealed herself. > And right here's where they found the torso heap in front of our very own fireplace. > Oh, just think, Nettie. We're part of Springfield history. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1189313.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1194318 ## 20:00–20:05 In a wood-floored room with a fireplace on the left, a bloodied child with curly reddish-brown hair in a blue shirt and a bloodied child with curly orange hair in a pink shirt sit and lie on the floor, while Ned Flanders in a stained green sweater and glasses, a woman in a pink dress with grey-violet hair, and Marge with her tall blue beehive watch from the doorway and purple curtains. The seated child gestures with an outstretched arm and raised hand, then the child lying on the floor lifts up and pushes into a sitting position, and both end up sitting upright and grinning beside the fireplace while the onlookers stand still. > Look, Daddy, I'm the jealous jockey. > I'm a torso. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1201617.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1202868 ## 20:05–20:18 Ned Flanders, in a green sweater with red stains, stands in a doorway beside a woman with an auburn bob in a blood-spattered pink sweater, while Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red jacket, stands nearby. Marge reaches toward the pair, then hugs the woman as Ned rests his hand on Marge's shoulder, and the woman holds a small white object. In the final moments, the view shifts outside, where Homer, in a white shirt, clings to the hood of a red car in the driveway while Marge watches from the doorway. > I'm glad you're not mad, but I lied to you. > And I won't feel right until I return your deposit. > We appreciate the offer, Marge, but I think we're gonna be very happy here. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1206205.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1211836 ## 20:18–20:31 Ned Flanders, Marge with her tall blue beehive, and two curly-haired women and a child stand splattered with red paint in a doorway, looking shocked. Homer, in a white shirt and blue pants, runs toward a green house beside a red convertible while a moustached man in a blue jacket with reddish hair follows him, and the house then sags and tilts. Chief Wiggum drives a white police car that flies over a fountain, crashes through the house's side wall, and the house collapses in smoke and debris, with the family huddled together on the rubble-strewn floor near a fireplace. > Uh, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1219552.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1224765 ## 20:31–20:40 Ned Flanders, in a green sweater with red stains, kneels in a brown-walled room beside Marge with her tall blue beehive, a curly-haired orange-haired woman, and a child in a pink shirt, all smeared with blood, as Ned grips a small white check and Marge reacts with raised hands and a worried look. The scene then cuts outdoors, where Homer in a white shirt lies on a bubble raft with his mouth wide open and eyes rolling, against pink tiles, a wooden fence, green trees, and a blue sky. > Marge? > Still got that deposit check? > Oh. > Oh, wow. Lucky thing we landed on this bubble raft. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1232273.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1235818 ## 20:40–20:49 Homer, bald with a white shirt and blue pants, and Chief Wiggum, the heavy police chief in uniform and cap, sit and stand among a heap of cardboard boxes and rolled green-patterned bedding under a blue sky and trees. Homer scratches his head, gestures, then holds a green-patterned cloth while Wiggum sits beside him, holding a similar cloth at one point. Afterward, a small yellow-skinned child with a brown bowl cut and a grey shirt tumbles down onto the pile, sprawled upside down with one arm raised and a grimacing face, as Homer and Wiggum look on. > Hey, quit hogging. Oh, I'm badly hurt. > A smashed hot rod, a wrecked police cruiser, a destroyed house. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1241657.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1244994 ## 20:49–21:01 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red beads over a green dress, first stands in a hallway holding nothing while a man with reddish hair in a red jacket, not in the regulars list, reads a sheet titled "DAMAGE ESTIMATE" with a "GRAND TOTAL $200,000" line, then glances at her and grins while she looks back with a flat expression. The scene moves to an office where the same man in a red blazer and pink tie leans over a desk with a nameplate reading "L. HUTZ" and points at Marge, then gestures with open hands and finally throws both fists up in the air while she sits across from him. Framed certificates and a "Red Blazer Realty" calendar hang on the grey wall behind them, and papers lie on the desk. > I've had it with your renegade ways, Simpson. > You're a loose cannon. But I... And what really fries me is you returned his check. > I'm sorry, Mr. Hutz, but I just can't lie to people. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1250624.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1255629 ## 21:01–21:14 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, sits at a desk across from a man in a red blazer and pink tie, whose desk nameplate reads "L. HUTZ". He stands and talks while she listens, then takes a red jacket from a coat rack and holds it up. He helps Marge into the red jacket, which has a name tag pinned to it, as she stands in her green top beside the desk and a telephone. > You're one of a kind, March. And nobody deserves this more than you. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1262720.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1267933 ## 21:14–21:27 Marge Simpson, wearing a red jacket with a FIRED badge and a red bead necklace, stands in the front of a pink car while Lisa and Bart lean over the back seat beside her, with Homer driving the pink car along a city street lined with brick storefronts and a green tree in the first moment. The scene then shifts to the interior of the car, where Marge, with her tall blue beehive, looks uneasily ahead while Lisa and Bart peer over the seat, Lisa with a wide-eyed stare and Bart grinning, and Marge eventually speaks with her mouth open and a pained expression. Visible on-screen details include the FIRED badge pinned to Marge's jacket and a sign reading NRBACSPT on the car's rear window area. > Well, I'm proud of you, Mom. You refused to compromise your integrity. > Yeah, you did the right thing. > Eventually. > Still, it would have been nice to bring home at least one paycheck. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1275232.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1280863 ## 21:27–21:32 Inside a purple car, Homer Simpson drives with his hands on the steering wheel while Marge Simpson, in her red jacket and red beads, sits beside him and Bart Simpson peeks over the seat behind them; Homer's mouth moves as he talks, and a brick building with green trees passes by outside the windows. The car then pulls into the parking lot of the Springfield Office of Unemployment, with its sign and a tan brick building in the background, and the pink car parks in a space near several red and orange cars, with the family still seated inside. > Oh, you will, honey. > You will. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1288788.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1290039 ## 21:32–21:42 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red jacket, stands at a counter holding a small white card while talking to a blonde woman with a ponytail and purple jacket. Homer is at the right edge in his white shirt, with a bald man in red glasses and an arm in a sling, a bearded man in a blue hat and green shirt, and a grey-haired man in a suit and red tie nearby. Marge keeps talking and gesturing with the card as the woman turns toward her and then faces the viewer, a man behind her reaching forward with a paper, while a corkboard labeled "JOB POSTINGS" hangs on the office wall. > $300 for doing nothing? > I feel like such a crook. > Don't worry. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1293584.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1297338 ## 21:42–21:51 Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red jacket, stands at a counter holding a small card beside a thin, stooped old man with glasses and grey hair at the sides in a blue shirt, who also holds a card, while Homer in a white shirt looks on from the right. At first the old man smiles and turns toward Homer, who reaches over to take a card from him, and then the group, including Bart in his orange shirt and Lisa, talks with open mouths as Homer points at the card. A woman with glasses is partly visible at the left edge, and a bulletin board, blinds, and a pen on the counter fill the office background. The white caption 'Executive Producer MIKE SCULLY' appears over the group in the final moments. > Gets easier every week. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1303177.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1306722 ## 21:51–22:00 Marge, Homer, Bart and Lisa stand behind a counter in a room with a bulletin board and blinds, with a bald man in a blue shirt and glasses beside them, all smiling and holding small white cards. White credit text over the scene reads Executive Producer MIKE SCULLY, then Executive Producers JAMES L. BROOKS, MATT GROENING and SAM SIMON, with Homer and the others staying in place. The screen then fades to black and white-on-black credits read Starring DAN CASTELLANETA, then JULIE KAVNER. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1312561.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1316106 ## 22:00–22:10 No Simpsons characters appear in this sequence; it is a black title card sequence of credits in gold lettering. Names appear one after another on the black background: Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Hank Azaria, then 'and Harry Shearer', followed by 'Special Guest Voice Phil Hartman', 'Also Starring Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell', 'Animation Executive Producer Phil Roman', and 'Animation Producers Lolee Aries and Michael Wolf'. The text simply changes from one credit to the next, with no characters or movement beyond the lettering. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1321946.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1325491 ## 22:10–22:19 No characters appear in this sequence of black frames from the end credits of a Simpsons episode. Over a plain black background, gold stylized text credits roll in succession: 'Executive Consultant DAVID SILVERMAN', 'Executive Story Editor NED GOLDREYER' (shown across two frames), 'Story Editors JANE C. O'BRIEN and LARRY DOYLE', 'Staff Writer MATT SELMAN', 'Associate Producer ALISON ELLIOTT', 'Theme by DANNY ELFMAN', 'Music by ALF CLAUSEN', 'Casting by BONITA PIETILA', and 'Editors MICHAEL BRIDGE, DON BAROZZO and LEE HARTING' appear one after another, each replacing the last. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1331330.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1335084 ## 22:19–22:29 No characters appear; the scene is a black end-credits screen with gold text that changes across the moment, first naming Animation Production Manager Joel Kuwahara for Gracie Films, then Post Production Supervisor Dominique Braud-Stiger and Post Production Coordinator Alexander Duke, then Dialogue Sound Editors Bobby Mackston, Terry Greene and Norm MacLeod. The credits continue with Music Editor Chris Ledesma, Sound Effects Editor Travis Powers, Re-Recording Mixers R. Russell Smith and Bill Freesh, and production staff such as Felicia Nalivansky and Bob Lacivita, followed by assistants, 'Animation Produced by Film Roman, Inc.', overseas production credits for Akom and N.J. Kim, and storyboard and timing credits, with a Dolby Surround logo appearing near the end. > Here you go. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1340923.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1344468 ## 22:29–22:38 No Simpsons characters appear in these frames; the moment is the black end-credits sequence of a Simpsons episode, with no people or figures on screen. Gold-on-black credit text rolls and changes: first a list titled Character Design Supervisor Joseph Wack, Character Design by Kevin Newman, Matt Groening and Sam Simon, Background Design Supervisor Lance Wilder, and Prop Design by Jefferson R. Weekley and Kevin N. Moore. Then Artist Supervisor Mike B. Anderson appears alone, followed by a long list of Character Layout Artists, Background Layout Artists and Animation Checkers, held on screen twice. Next come the animation production credits (Laurie Biernacki, Martin Alvarez, Elizabeth Hernandez and others), then post-production credits (Rick Polizzi, Dean Bauer, Kurtis Kunsak, Tim Heyen, Editel Video, Larry Field), a copyright notice reading The Simpsons Episode #5F06, Copyright 1997, Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation, and finally Creative Consultant Matt Groening and Executive Creative Consultant James L. Brooks. > Shhh! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1350307.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1353853 ## 22:38–22:50 Silhouetted audience members, including one figure with a big bushy hairdo at the left, sit in rows of seats in a dark cinema lit by a bluish glow. The white Gracie Films logo appears on the glowing screen, then the golden 20th Century Fox Television logo rises against a blue and orange sky, with the text 'A News Corporation Company' beneath it. The image then fades to black. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E09/1359692.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e09-realty-bites/1364280