# Bart Carny The Simpsons, season 9, episode 12 (S09E12), first aired January 11, 1998. Written by John Swartzwelder. Directed by Mark Kirkland. Production code 5F08. Guest stars: Jim Varney as Cooder. Couch gag: "Ha ha!". After Bart wrecks a carnival's supposed Hitler limousine, he and Homer work as carnies to pay for it and end up minding the rigged ring-toss booth of Cooder and his son Spud. When Homer misses Chief Wiggum's bribe hints and the booth is impounded, he invites the pair to stay, and they seize the house. Homer tricks them outside with a hula-hoop bet and bolts the door. Who's in it: Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Marge Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Moe Szyslak, Principal Skinner, Ned Flanders, Chief Wiggum, Krusty the Clown, Dr. Hibbert, Nelson Muntz, Martin Prince, Santa's Little Helper, Lou, Jimbo Jones, Eddie, Kearney Zzyzwicz, Sherri Mackleberry, Terri Mackleberry, Bernice Hibbert, Agnes Skinner, Becky Shorter, Dolph Starbeam, Comic Book Guy, Snake, Gareth Prince, The Rich Texan, Fantastic Dan, Impervo the Painless, Bearded Lady, Cooder, Funhouse Employee, Hot Dog Vendor, Humphrey the Camel, Psychic, Screamatorium Worker, Spud, The World's Smallest Horse, Tooth Chipper Operator. Every moment of the episode, about ten seconds each: when it is, what happens on screen, and what's said. The descriptions are written by an AI model from frames of each moment and can get small details wrong. The dialogue is from the episode's subtitles. Web page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny From Ultrahouse 3000 (https://ultrahouse3k.com/). Search engines and AI are welcome to use it: search=yes, ai-input=yes, ai-train=yes. ## 0:00–0:12 The Simpsons title card appears in orange letters over a blue sky with drifting clouds, with the words forming one by one. The scene then shifts to a driveway in front of a yellow house with an open garage, where a pink car sits by a red mailbox. Bart, with spiky hair and an orange shirt, rides a red bike loaded with packages past the car while Homer, bald in a white shirt and blue pants, leans out from the car's side. Homer then stands alone beside the pink car with his hands on his hips and his mouth open, while a bike, boxes, and a ladder are visible in the garage. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1043.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/6256 ## 0:12–0:23 Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa sit on the brown couch in the pink living room, with Homer on the left, Marge beside him, Bart and baby Maggie with her pacifier and blue bow on the right, while Homer first gestures and then stands up at the start, and a one-off character with short brown hair and a moustache leans in from behind the couch and then vanishes from view. The scene ends on a blue television screen in the foreground reading "CREATED BY MATT GROENING" in yellow letters, which then changes to "DEVELOPED BY JAMES L. BROOKS MATT GROENING SAM SIMON" in the same style, with a purple lamp and a green telephone on a side table nearby. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/13555.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/17935 ## 0:23–0:32 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, bends over in the hallway of the Simpson home, pressing on the back of Santa's Little Helper, the thin brown greyhound sitting on a green mat by a doorway. The dog sits with its eyes wide and looks nervous as Marge leans down toward it, and in the background Homer sits at the kitchen table in a white shirt, eating from a bowl near a green refrigerator. Later in the moment the caption Co-Executive Producer GEORGE MEYER appears in white letters across the bottom of the scene while Marge keeps her hand on the dog and Homer continues eating. > Come on, you have to go outside to do your business. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/24608.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/27945 ## 0:32–0:41 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green outfit, leans forward with one hand on Santa's Little Helper, the brown greyhound sitting on a green mat by a pink arched doorway. Behind her in the kitchen, Homer sits at a table with a blue cloth, eating from a bowl and glancing over with a grin as the scene continues. White credit captions appear over the scene, naming co-executive producers David S. Cohen and Richard Appel and producer Dan Greaney. > The experts say that if you want an animal to do something, > you should do it yourself first to show him how. > I'm not going to the bathroom in the backyard. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/33575.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/36703 ## 0:41–0:52 Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, stands in a kitchen doorway with her hands on her hips while Santa's Little Helper, the brown greyhound, sits beside her and Homer, bald and in a white shirt, eats from a bowl at the kitchen table. Marge gestures and steps forward as Homer laughs with his spoon in hand, and she then stands outside a pink arched door in tall grass beside a soccer ball, hands on hips. Producer credits appear on screen reading "Ron Hauge" and "Donick Cary". > Sorry, your majesty. > Why don't you want to go out there? > The kids are supposed to be keeping this yard clean. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/42334.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/46922 ## 0:52–1:05 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress with red beads, stands in an overgrown backyard, first on the brick patio by the house and then peeking out from behind a tree trunk while clutching a soccer ball and tennis racket. A snake slithers over the wooden fence and coils around the ball, and Marge holds it out by the tail over the fence, then clasps her hands to her chest as the snake disappears and she looks startled and uneasy. Credits for co-producers Brian Scully and Julie Thacker, then consulting producers Jace Richdale and Ian Maxtone-Graham, appear over the grass, which has a red swing set and a tree house in view. > Ah! > Oh, Ned, I'm so sorry. Oh, no problem, Marge. > Oh. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/53595.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/59017 ## 1:05–1:15 Bart, Lisa and Marge appear in a pink living room with a dark red couch, a framed sailboat picture and a lamp. Lisa lies stretched out on the couch while Bart hangs upside down over the armrest at the right, and Marge walks in from the left in a green dress with a tall blue beehive. The scene then cuts to Bart upside down in front of the couch with his eyes half-closed, and Marge lying upside down on the floor with her arms crossed, a yellow disc nearby. Lisa, back on the couch, grimaces and opens her mouth, and the white caption 'Consulting Producer DAVID MIRKIN' appears over the room for part of the sequence. > Turn on the TV, Elise. > You turn it on. I turned it on yesterday. > Allowance day. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. > You don't deserve an allowance. > Sure we do. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/66525.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/70279 ## 1:15–1:25 In the Simpson living room, Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, stands on the rug while Lisa, in her red dress, and Bart, in his orange shirt, are upside down over the maroon couch and armchair. Homer enters from the left in the second moment, walking in with his bald head and white shirt, then the scene shifts to Marge standing alone at the arched doorway with a finger raised to her chin, looking out at a backyard with a wooden fence and tall grass. She returns to the living room, pointing at Lisa, while Bart stays upside down, legs in the air, and Lisa is bent backward over the armchair. The rainbow-striped rug, a framed sailboat picture, and a lamp decorate the room, and the credits read Consulting Producers Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein, Consultant John Swartzwelder, and Supervising Director Jim Reardon. > Ice cream, man, ice cream. > That backyard is a disgrace. > Now get busy. > That's a good suggestion, Mom. We'll take it under advisement. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/76535.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/80497 ## 1:25–1:36 Lisa and Bart, both in straw scarecrow hats and blue overalls, stand in a pink hallway while Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, stands with her arms crossed and then points toward the door. Lisa fidgets with her pink gloves as Bart gestures and protests, and he then leans toward the open red door to peer out at a backyard with a wooden fence and rows of plants under a blue sky. White credit text reading 'Produced by' with producer names appears across the lower part of several moments. > But I can't go out dressed like this. What if someone sees me? > You're just going into our backyard. No one will see you. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/86545.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/90924 ## 1:36–1:48 Bart and Lisa Simpson, both wearing straw hats, blue overalls and pink gardening gloves, stand in the Simpsons' overgrown front yard, with Bart holding a sheet of paper. Bart first rings a doorbell beside a red door, then the pair walk out onto the reddish patio where a dark cat sits near a rake and tools, and the yard is thick with tall weeds and grass. Bart and Lisa stand together while Bart reads from the list, and later Bart alone reads the paper as the credits appear on screen, including 'Produced by Richard Sakai Denise Sirkot', 'Written by John Swartzwelder' and 'Directed by Mark Kirkland'. > Man, look at all this stuff. > Pull weeds, mow lawn, scoop and bag dog business. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/97598.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/102603 ## 1:48–2:02 Lisa and Bart, both in straw hats, blue overalls and pink gardening gloves, stand together on a red-tiled porch outside a pinkish wall with green shutters. Bart fidgets with a white cloth and an orange-and-white daisy-shaped item, gesturing and talking while Lisa listens, then he and Lisa trade gestures and expressions in turn. Later, Marge with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace leans out of a car window, pointing, and then appears in the kitchen by the sink with a window showing a backyard fence, wearing her green dress and looking surprised beside a counter holding a pitcher of lemonade and a dish rack. > There's gotta be a way out of this. > Lisa, chop off my hands. No. > Then who'd chop off my hands? > All right, you chop my hands halfway off, > and then I'll still have enough strength to chop... > Get to work! > Kids, I made some lemonade for you. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/109693.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/115741 ## 2:02–2:13 Marge, with a tall blue beehive and wearing a long green dress, carries a tray of lemonade glasses and a pitcher from the kitchen archway into the pink living room, pausing near the front door. Lisa lies stretched across the maroon couch while Bart hangs upside down over the armchair with his legs in the air, and in the later moments he leans forward toward her face. A framed sailboat picture hangs on the wall, and a purple speaker sits beside the front door. > Sounds great. Bring it in here. > What the? > What are you doing inside? > Work was hard, so we quit. > What? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/123665.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/127836 ## 2:13–2:26 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, stands in the living room holding a tray with a pitcher of lemonade and a glass, while Lisa Simpson, in her red dress with star-shaped spiky hair, lies draped across the red couch, and Bart Simpson, in his orange shirt, hangs upside down over the armrest of the armchair at right with his blue sneakers in the air. Under a framed sailboat picture and a lamp with a pleated shade, Marge looks over at the kids and her expression shifts from calm to stern and unimpressed as the two slump lifelessly, Lisa's eyes rolling and Bart's head dangling toward the rug. Across the pink walls and colorful oval rug, the scene stays still apart from the slight changes in their faces and posture. > Hard work made us quit. > I see. > Well, then, no chores, no allowance. Okay, > we get our room and board free anyway. And Santa Claus provides the rest. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/134301.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/139723 ## 2:26–2:38 Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, and Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt and blue shorts, are in a living room with a red couch and a patterned rug. Lisa lies stretched across the couch while Bart hangs upside down over the armrest, then he tumbles to the floor as she stands up. The two then press their hands against a window and watch carnival trucks with red banners reading CARNIVAL drive past on a street, before turning to face each other and talk. > The carnival! > We need money fast! > Well, well, well. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/147230.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/152444 ## 2:38–2:48 Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, stands with arms crossed beside Lisa, in a red dress and pearl necklace, and Bart, in an orange shirt, in a pink living room with a red armchair, a blue side table and a china cabinet. Marge's expression shifts from smug to wide-eyed alarm as Homer, bald and wearing a white shirt and blue pants, steps in and reaches toward the kids. Homer then grins and holds open a brown wallet stuffed with green cash, and Bart and Lisa lunge in to grab bills from it. Afterward Homer stands with the wallet while Lisa and Bart hold money, and Marge steps away from the group, leaving Lisa to walk off down the hallway clutching a bill. > Looks like somebody's gonna have to do some yards. > It's carnival time! > Here's money, kids. Take what you need. All board free money! > Ding, ding, ding, ding! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/159743.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/163705 ## 2:48–2:59 Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie are at Colonel Tex's Traveling Carnival at night, first shown as a glowing red sign above the entrance arch with a Ferris wheel and rides against a purple sky. Homer grabs Marge and Maggie while Lisa and Bart pull at them beside the Knock Over the Slush Guy booth, and the family tugs back and forth in a scuffle. The moment ends with Bart stretching his arms toward a group of townspeople on the grass near a fence, with a dropped red cup lying nearby. > Oh, oh, I want to see Lobster Boy and Shrimp Girl. > I want some fried sugar. I want to go on the yard work simulator. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/169961.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/174132 ## 2:59–3:05 Bart, in an orange shirt and spiky hair, and another child in a VR headset swing a rake and hedge trimmers at a booth labeled "Yard Work Simulator" while a lavender-haired child, a white-haired boy in a blue shirt, and a girl with long brown hair in a pink dress watch from the left. The scene then shifts to night at a carnival, where Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, holds Maggie in a blue outfit and pacifier, and Marge's expression slowly turns from alarm to a weary, sighing frown beside a shooting gallery and a candy stand. > But when I ask you to do yard work... > Hmm. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/180597.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/182474 ## 3:05–3:18 Homer, Marge holding Maggie, Lisa and Bart stand by a red Tooth Chipper sign with a grinning face while a long-haired man sits on a red stool beside them at night. The scene then shifts to a red roller coaster car climbing a dark purple track, carrying Ned Flanders in a green sweater and glasses, Mrs. Krabappel with her tall brown hairdo, and Troy McClure with swept-back reddish hair. The riders wave and cry out as the car plunges down the track, with string lights glowing along the rails. > Wow, the tooth chipper. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/186436.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/192067 ## 3:18–3:26 Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, stand with Maggie, the baby with a blue bow and pacifier, held in Marge's arms in front of a purple backdrop of geometric lattice panels. Homer clasps his hands and grins eagerly, then Marge speaks and gestures while Homer's expression shifts to a skeptical, closed-mouthed look with arms folded. Homer's face turns anxious with a clenched, toothy grimace, then he gestures forward with one arm and folds his arms again, while Marge keeps a steady, unimpressed stare throughout. > Oh, me first. You can't go on that. You have a heart condition. > Heart condition? > Get out of here. You had a quadruple bypass. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/199991.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/202703 ## 3:26–3:33 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive, holds Maggie, the baby with a blue bow and pacifier, on her hip while standing beside Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, in front of a geodesic-dome structure against a purple night sky. Marge talks and frowns, then grimaces and looks away while Homer stares ahead with a flat expression. Homer turns to speak, then steps closer and reaches out with one arm, placing his hand on Marge's side, while Marge looks on with a wary, tight-lipped expression. Homer then lowers his arm and looks off to the side with a stern, uneasy expression as Marge keeps glancing sideways beside him and Maggie stares wide-eyed. > You nearly died. > Don't you remember? > Obviously, I don't. Now if you'll get out of my way. > But it doesn't look safe. And the guy running it looks a little seedy. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/207290.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/210001 ## 3:33–3:40 Homer, Marge holding Maggie in her blue bow, Lisa and Bart stand in a row at an outdoor stage under a purple night sky and string lights, while a thin man with long dark hair, a dark vest and a tattooed green arm sits on a red stool beside a microphone stand. The seated man glances at the family, then raises a cigarette to his mouth and exhales a puff of smoke as Homer watches him. Homer then steps forward with open arms, gesturing and talking toward the man as Marge and the children stand back, watching. > No offense. > None taken. He's not just some guy, Marge. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/214589.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/216883 ## 3:40–3:47 Homer Simpson stands beside a long-haired, unnamed thin man in a black vest with a green scaled tattoo on his arm and a cigarette in his mouth, against a purple backdrop of white geometric struts and stars. Homer talks and gestures with his hand, then raises it toward the man's face and grips his chin, grinning while the man stares back with a flat, unimpressed look. Homer's expression then shifts to a plain, neutral face as he keeps his hand on the man's jaw. > He's a carny and part of a noble tradition. > Carnies built this country. > The carnival part of it, anyway. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/221054.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/223974 ## 3:47–3:55 Homer stands beside a long-haired man in a black vest with a tattooed arm and a cigarette in his mouth, against a purple starry backdrop with white criss-crossing struts. Homer reaches toward the man's chin and grins with his eyes shut, then leans in and exhales a puff of smoke while the man glares sideways. Homer then raises one hand high and talks with his mouth open as the man's cigarette droops. > And though they may be rat-like in appearance, they are truly kings among men. > Okay, let's go, fatty. Yes, sir. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/228979.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/231690 ## 3:55–4:06 Homer, Lisa, and Bart appear first near a red stool where a long-haired man with curly black hair and a tattoo sits, then Homer walks off toward a roller coaster while Lisa and Bart follow. The three ride together in a red roller coaster car under string lights against a purple night sky, with Homer at the front and Lisa and Bart behind him. Marge, with tall blue hair and a red beaded necklace, stands holding Maggie, who wears a blue bow and sucks a pacifier, and both sway and grimace as the scene plays out. > Ow, my heart! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/236695.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/241283 ## 4:06–4:12 A bespectacled grey-haired man in a blue sweater holds popcorn and sips a drink while a child clutches pink cotton candy at a night fair. Lisa in her red dress and Bart in his orange shirt walk across the grass past the Cotton Chat stand and then stop in front of the Screamatorium, a haunted attraction with a glowing red-eyed skull, a bandaged mummy, a ghost, and a tombstone. A man in a hat stands at the ticket booth beside a red toy car, and the two children face the entrance as the scene holds. > Fear. > Fear in the pit of your stomach. > No surgeon can save you. No bromo can soothe you. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/247956.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/249833 ## 4:12–4:24 Bart, in an orange shirt, and Lisa, with spiky hair and a red dress with pearls, stand in a graveyard at night, watching a man in a straw boater hat, grey suit and red bow tie who stands behind a grey pedestal. The man waves a wooden pointer, gestures with his arms and grins, then holds up a pair of pink tickets while the children look on, with bats, tombstones and a purple sky behind them and blue objects lying in the grass. > Do you dare enter the Screamatorium of Dr. > Freitmerstein? > Only two tickets left. Two tickets? Whoa, what a break. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/254004.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/258800 ## 4:24–4:27 Lisa and Bart stand before a grinning man in a straw boater with a red band, a grey jacket and a red bow tie, who holds a stack of pink tickets over a brown podium in a purple, bat-decorated graveyard scene. Bart's mouth opens in excitement while Lisa looks on, and the man keeps smiling and tapping the tickets. Lisa and Bart then reach up with green dollar bills, Lisa's arm stretched toward the podium and Bart's arms spread wide. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/265891.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/266099 ## 4:27–4:38 Lisa and Bart ride together in a small red car on a track through a dim purple haunted house, with Bart at the wheel and Lisa sitting beside him. Bart is the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt and Lisa is the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress. As the car rolls along the track, white ghost decorations, a hooting owl on a tree branch, and a green-lidded black coffin with a candelabra pass by on the walls. Lisa and Bart move steadily forward past the decorations, with the car's red front bearing a small ghost picture. > This isn't very scary. > I honk your blood! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/268602.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/273190 ## 4:38–4:50 Lisa and Bart ride together in a small red cart on a dark ghost-train track through a purple Halloween haunted house, with Lisa in front and Bart behind her. A skeleton leans over them in the middle frames while bats and a crescent moon decorate the walls. Ghost cutouts, candles in a candelabra, and coffins are visible, and the cart rolls past them. Near the end, Grampa sits in a rocking chair under a spotlight, pointing and talking to the two children as the cart stops beside him. > Um, I think that one's broken. > That was just confusing. > Behold! > The ravages of age! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/279863.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/284451 ## 4:50–5:01 Grampa, the wrinkled old man with white tufts of hair, rides in a red haunted-ride car with Lisa and Bart, who are wearing Lisa's red dress and Bart's orange shirt, as a worker in blue overalls and a blue cap runs alongside and then pushes the car along a track through a purple, ghost-decorated set. The worker fiddles with a white ghost prop beside an open toolbox, then shoves the car forward past a graveyard backdrop with an RIP tombstone and a small haunted house, while a ghost floats above. The car rolls off toward the right, past a man in a straw boater hat, grey suit and red bow tie standing at a wooden podium, who turns to watch it go, with bats on the wall and a wooden ladder nearby. > Boo! > Exit to your left. > Sorry. > And they're off! There they go! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/291333.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/295712 ## 5:01–5:09 Homer and Bart stand behind a row of children shooting water pistols at clown targets numbered 1 through 4 at a carnival booth, where a boy with dark curly hair in a red shirt and a girl with a red headband and long brown hair take aim. The targets are sprayed with water, then Krusty the Clown, with green hair, a pink shirt and a blue bow tie, is hit in the face by a jet of water and sputters while wiping at his eyes. He then raises a gloved hand to his head and gestures in dismay beside the number 4 clown head, with the striped tent and night sky behind him. > Looks like number one is coming up! Come here, buddy! > Why does this always happen when I stand here? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/302594.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/305514 ## 5:09–5:17 Krusty the Clown, a clown with green hair and a red nose, wearing a lilac outfit and blue bow tie, stands outdoors at night beside a booth with a giant clown head sign reading 4 on a pedestal to his left. He gestures with his white-gloved hands, looks up and winces with an open mouth, then closes his eyes as a blue spray of water bursts from his face and hits him repeatedly. He stays drenched and flinches, then recovers, spreading his arms wide with an astonished, pleading expression in front of a striped circus tent. > What is it about this exact spot? > It's happening again! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/310519.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/313438 ## 5:17–5:26 Bart and Homer walk through a nighttime fairground past the Lemonade stand and the Hoops and Ring Toss booths, while a lavender-haired woman in a green dress and pearls carries pink cotton candy across the foreground. A man in a red cap, moustache and dark vest works the Ring Toss stall, holding up a red ring and then resting his hand on his chin beside a boy in a red shirt and grey-green cap. Prizes such as a stuffed bear, a green plush toy and a black 8-ball sit on the shelves behind the counter. > Three rings for a dollar. > Who's ready? > See any pigeons yet, Dad? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/318443.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/321988 ## 5:26–5:37 Homer Simpson, in a white shirt and blue pants, and Bart, in an orange shirt and red shorts, walk through a fairground at night, with Homer clutching a wad of cash. Over the course of the sequence Bart is seen in a pigeon costume with a grey-and-white body and yellow feet, and the two move past a Strike 3 booth, a Knock Out the Fuzzy Duck booth, a Pop the Balloon stand, and a Wheel of Chance sign. Early on, a heavy man in a blue shirt and red shorts stands with two police officers near a Pretzels Hot stand, and a man in a red cap and black vest points while holding a red telephone in a prize shop beside a boy with grey hair and a wristwatch. > How about you, Lucky? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/327828.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/331790 ## 5:37–5:47 At a night carnival, Homer, a bald heavyset man in a white shirt, and Bart, a spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stand by the Wheel of Chance and Knock Over the Fuzzy Guys booths while Homer pats his pocket and holds cash. Bart and Homer then lean at a prize counter where a grey-haired boy in a red vest and a moustached man in a vest and red cap trade with them, beneath shelves holding a stuffed monkey, an eight ball and a red lamp, and a wooden TV set with a sign reading "The appliance everyone's talking about" appears. Homer walks with Bart past the Shoot Out the Star booth and a Ferris wheel, then hands the vendor money, and finally Homer leans over a counter and holds a red ring for a toss. > Who, me? > Hey, Sawtop. > Want your dad to win you a TV? > Quick, Dad, before somebody else wins it. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/338046.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/342217 ## 5:47–5:53 A spiky-haired boy in a red shirt with an earring stands with folded arms beside a moustached man in a red cap and black vest at a night carnival, with signs reading "KNOCK OVER THE FUZZY GUY" and "BALLOON" behind them. A red ring hoop sails through the air past the booth while a hand reaches in from the edge, and the man grimaces, grits his teeth and mutters as he watches. The boy smirks with his eyes half closed, and the scene opens on a shelf holding a boombox, an old television, a red lamp and a camera. > Ooh, almost. > Rats. Too hard. Ooh, that was close. > Wow, what a scam. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/348682.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/350559 ## 5:53–6:00 Homer, bald with a white shirt and blue pants, and Bart, in an orange shirt, stand at a carnival game booth with an orange counter reading "TOSS" and a sign reading "RINGS for DOLLAR". Behind the counter a thin, long-haired vendor in a red cap and grey vest and a boy with grey hair and a red shirt watch them, with a teddy bear, monkey figurine and shelves of prizes behind. Homer talks and gestures with a sorrowful look while Bart gazes up at him, then the vendor leans on the counter as Homer looks down, and finally the vendor lifts a long red comb into view. > Sorry, son. Daddy failed. > Oh, listen, pal, I got a son of my own. > Here. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/354521.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/357023 ## 6:00–6:07 Homer, the bald, heavyset man in a white shirt, holds up a large pink comb at a bar counter while Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stares up at it. Behind the counter, a thin man in a red cap and vest watches, and a grey-haired man in a red collar leans on the counter at the right. Homer talks and grins while gesturing with the comb, then his expression sours and he lowers his eyes, while Bart keeps staring up and the man in the cap folds his arms; a "RINGS for DOLLAR" sign, an orange "TOSS" banner and a teddy bear sit on the shelves behind them. > A novelty comb. > Kings among men. > You're looking at Adolf Hitler's personal limousine. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/361611.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/364114 ## 6:07–6:17 A man in a white cowboy hat, tan jacket and blue tie, a one-off tour guide rather than a regular, stands beside a black convertible roped off on a ramp under a red banner reading "HITLER'S CAR" at a fairground, with Homer (bald, white shirt, blue pants) and Marge (tall blue beehive) in the crowd below. The guide gestures toward the car, lifts a finger, and spreads his arms wide while the crowd of families, children and balloon-holders watches, with a red-and-white HOT DOGS stand in the background. The scene stays steady as he keeps presenting the car, with only his arms and hands moving. > It's roomier than Bonnie and Clyde's death car, > and was the first automobile to come with Farfignougan. > Ooh! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/368702.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/372664 ## 6:17–6:30 Homer, bald and stubbled in a white shirt, raises a red comb overhead against a starry purple night sky, with Bart in his orange shirt, Carl in a green sweater, and a few bystanders beside a stall with a sign reading 'thin'. The scene shifts to a roped-off area by a black limousine, where Mr. Burns, frail and grey at the sides, wears a cream hat with a purple band and a tan jacket while he gestures and talks to a woman with auburn hair and a woman in pink with grey-violet hair. Bart's head rises above the car's roof as Burns spreads his hands, shrugs, and keeps talking. > Wow, it's furorific. > There are some who say Hitler's skeleton is in the trunk. > Others say just a spare tire. I'm a busy man, so I haven't checked yet. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/378920.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/384342 ## 6:30–6:42 Bart Simpson sits in the driver's seat of a red car, pressing buttons and pulling levers on the dashboard while looking uneasy, and a close-up shows a yellow hand working the controls. A Mercedes hubcap is shown, then Bart returns to the driver's seat, glancing over with a worried expression. Homer, bald in a white shirt, raises a red comb beside a girl with long reddish hair in a purple top, a small boy, and a stout old man in a white cowboy hat and tan jacket, who gestures with open hands in front of a red-and-blue striped tent and a sign partly reading "CAB". Close-ups of the old man follow, as he grimaces, then smiles nervously, then looks sheepish. > Hmm, one of these must activate the flamethrower. > Uh-oh. > Bart! > What in the name of high school football? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/391850.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/396855 ## 6:42–6:54 Bart, in an orange shirt, grips the steering wheel of a long black convertible at a night fair while Homer, a bald heavy man in a white shirt, raises a pink comb beside the car near a Shrimp Girl sign. The car stops in front of a stall labelled IMPERVO THE PAINLESS, where a shirtless strongman with a cigar and leather straps kneels on a blue mat beside a hammer and a metal object while a crowd of onlookers watches. He then bends over the mat, arches his back and tilts his head back with a grimace as the onlookers react. > Out of my way, I'm Hitler! > Oh, oh, man, that hurts. Oh, I can't stand it. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/404154.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/408742 ## 6:54–7:06 Moe, the grey-haired bartender, sits at a draped fairground table marked Psychic Predictions $1 with a headscarfed fortune teller holding a crystal ball, and a crowd of onlookers watches nearby. Bart, in an orange shirt, drives a dark vintage car in at night, and it crashes through the fence and blue tarp, skidding across the grass as Moe and the fortune teller react in alarm. Afterward, the wrecked car sits tilted under the trees beside stalls and tents, while Bart peeks out from behind it and a crowd gathers around the scene. > You are... in grave danger! > You wrecked Hitler's car! What did he ever do to you? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/415415.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/420629 ## 7:06–7:13 Nelson, the bully in a vest, confronts Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, at night in a grassy yard by a chain-link fence, while a tall man in a blue shirt stands on the left and a woman with a tall brown hairdo and pink dress stands on the right with her arms crossed, and a heap of wrecked car parts sits in the foreground. Nelson scowls, shouts and gestures with his hands, then grabs Bart's shirt and pulls him toward him while Bart squeezes his eyes shut and grimaces, and the moment ends with Bart looking worried with wide eyes and a pursed mouth. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/428136.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/430013 ## 7:13–7:22 Bart, a small boy in an orange shirt, stands beside a blue puddle next to a wrecked black convertible with red seats and a German cross on its side, while a girl in a pink dress, a boy in a blue shirt and purple shorts, and a tall adult in a white cowboy hat, tan jacket and blue tie gather at the edge of the grass. The man in the hat walks up, rests a hand on Bart's shoulder and points at the car, and the scene shifts to night with a carnival of blue tents and bunting behind them. A second man in a blue cap and white tank top comes into view, followed by a camel wearing a red fez, while the man keeps pointing and speaking sternly to Bart. > Why, you just damaged the main attraction of my carnival, son! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/434184.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/437520 ## 7:22–7:30 A stooped older man in a light wide-brimmed hat, tan jacket and blue tie stands with a hand on the shoulder of Bart, a boy in an orange-red shirt, blue shorts and sneakers, while a brown camel in a red hat stands behind them. Under a purple night sky, the man points at the ground, adjusts his tie, and spreads his hands in a shrug as Bart shifts and walks off to the left, until only the man and the camel remain, with a red booth and blue carnival tents behind them. Bunting hangs from the tent at the right, and the man ends up holding the camel's bridle. > Hey, I thought I was your main attraction. > Oh, you are, Humphrey, you are. Hey, he's getting away. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/443151.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/446488 ## 7:30–7:31 Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange-red shirt, stands beside a blue curtained booth with a red awning on a grassy lot by a chain-link fence and a tree under a dark teal and purple night sky. He first claps his hands with wide eyes, then steps back to the left as a raised hand in a grey sleeve reaches in from the right edge of the frame. > Not so fast, partner. You owe me some money. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/451284.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/451284 ## 7:31–7:45 Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange-red shirt, stands at the left beside a heavy, brown-suited man in a wide cream cowboy hat and blue tie, who is not one of the regulars and is simply described as a heavy cowboy-hatted man. Homer, bald with a white shirt and purple pants, appears at the right, and at first stands on the right beside the carnival-like backdrop of a blue-and-red striped tent under a purple night sky. The cowboy grabs Bart by the arm, then turns and points a finger at Bart and then up in the air while his mouth moves in speech, and Homer gestures with open hands and grins, then stands back looking on while the cowboy keeps talking with a stern, tight-lipped expression. A red sign with a partial letter is visible at the right edge beside the tent. > Hey, come on. > He doesn't have any money. > Look at his clothes. > Hmm. > Well, I still can't let him off the hook. > You're gonna work off your debt right here. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/452535.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/458375 ## 7:45–7:55 Homer, the bald man in a white shirt and blue pants, and Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stand on a grassy lot at night under a purple starry sky beside a blue tent with pennants. A stern man in a cream cowboy hat, brown jacket and blue tie stands between them, and Homer grabs his lapels and shouts at him while Bart looks on. Homer keeps gripping the man's jacket and collar as the man scowls and chews on a small red object, then the man stands glaring with the red item between his lips while Homer's hand clutches his jacket. > At the carnival? Cool. > Hey, that's not fair. I want to be a carny, too. > Can I, Mr. Hunk, can I, please? > I don't know you're gonna get drunk and start a lot of trouble sure anything you Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/466299.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/470261 ## 7:55–7:57 Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, stands at the right in front of a blue and red tent strung with yellow pennants under a purple night sky, facing a tan-coated man in a wide-brimmed white hat seen from behind. Homer's expression shifts from a wide-eyed grin to a sober, eyes-closed look, then he opens his mouth in a laugh while touching his chest, then raises his hand in a wave as he speaks. The man in the hat stands motionless with his back to the viewer throughout, and no on-screen text is visible. > want Hmm all right. See you tomorrow 6 a.m. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/476518.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/476309 ## 7:57–8:11 Bart and Homer stand on a paved lot at night beside a blue-and-red striped tent with pennant flags, while an older man with grey hair at the sides, wearing a tan cowboy hat, brown jacket and blue tie, talks to them, grins, and points at Homer as Bart listens. Homer then gestures with an outstretched arm as Bart waves, Lisa runs in from the left to join them, and Marge and baby Maggie step up beside the children as the family gathers under the starry purple sky, with Homer standing to the right. > And you're gonna work like you've never worked before > We just saw the most amazing camel it was wearing a hat Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/478395.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/484234 ## 8:11–8:20 Two unnamed grey-haired men, neither matching a regular, sleep in twin beds in a bedroom, one in a red-collared shirt and the other with an earring and stubble, beside a ticking alarm clock and a glass-domed box. Before this, the scene opens on a deserted fairground at sunset, with a Ferris wheel, striped tents and a Bumper Cars sign over litter-strewn ground. Among the trash, a crumpled paper wrapper printed with red 'BURGER' lettering is flattened out to reveal a half-eaten cheeseburger with red stains, next to a cigarette, a cup and a red container. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/492158.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/495495 ## 8:20–8:30 At a Ring Toss booth with shelves of prizes, a boy in a red shirt and a thin, stooped man in a vest sit behind the counter as a sign reading RINGS FOR A DOLLAR appears, and the man gestures with his arms. Then a bearded performer in a pink dress and headband shaves a hairy leg with a razor, kneeling over a tub beside a trailer at dusk. Finally, a man in a red cap, green shirt and suspenders climbs a ladder to touch a large FUN HOUSE sign, a cigar in his mouth, as fireworks burst beside him. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/501126.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/505296 ## 8:30–8:43 A long-haired man in a red cap and grey vest and a spiky-haired girl in a red top sit eating pink cotton candy on crates behind a 'RING TOSS' booth, with a 'HOT DOG' stand nearby. Two white mice run along a 'HOT DOGS' roller beside mustard and ketchup bottles while a green-capped vendor in a white tank top sprays a stream of white foam from a hose. Bart in his orange shirt and Homer in his white shirt walk up behind the seated pair, and Homer strides out of view as the man turns to look at them. > Son, if you don't finish your cotton candy, you won't get your snow cone. > Hey, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/511761.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/517183 ## 8:43–8:54 Homer and Bart stand first before a wooden booth hung with a tank top, polka-dot boxers and socks, facing a one-off scruffy man in a red cap, dark vest and earring who grips a forked stick, jabs it toward Homer, then raises it overhead while Homer looks on warily. The scene then moves outdoors to a grassy fairground with purple and red tents, where Homer, smirking and gesturing with an open hand toward a tree hung with socks, talks while Bart, wide-eyed, looks up at him and gestures back with an open palm. > you lost your money fair and square. I didn't scam nobody. > Oh, put down your stick. > We're here to work starting today. > We're carnies just like you well in that case Let me show you how I scammed you have a Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/524691.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/528862 ## 8:54–9:04 Homer and Bart stand in front of a wooden Ring Toss booth with clothes hanging on a line behind it, while a carnival vendor in a red cap and dark vest holds a stick and gestures before shaking Homer's hand. A grey-haired boy with a braid sits on a wooden crate beside a cup and a blue object, then the vendor points his stick at the crate and the boy stands and dips red apples at a table with a metal bucket labeled BARF filled with caramel. > seat Spud throw a couple more apples in the caramel > Oh, I don't worry. That's just to scare off these Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/535326.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/539289 ## 9:04–9:14 Homer, a bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, and Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange-red shirt, stand with a long-haired man in a red cap, grey shirt and dark vest in a backyard in front of a wooden fence hung with polka-dot shorts and a grey shirt. The man gestures and talks while the others watch, then he walks past Homer as a spiky-haired boy in a red shirt appears at the edge. Homer lifts a metal pail labeled BARF, drinks from it, and wipes his mouth beside a wooden crate with apples on it and a red curtain behind. > Yeah, he's telling the truth Thanks for the food mister names Cooter. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/545336.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/549299 ## 9:14–9:25 A long-haired man in a red cap and dark vest, and a thin boy with grey spiky hair and a red shirt, sit on wooden crates and a wooden table in front of a plank fence with laundry hung on a line, while Bart in an orange shirt eats a lollipop at the right and Homer, bald with a white shirt, joins them with a snack for a moment. The man talks and gestures with one hand, then reaches over to pat the boy's neck, while the boy sips from a paper cup and looks on. Bart and Homer leave the scene, and the two remain at the table with a pink tent visible on the left. > This is my boy Spud And there's no need to thank us. > We carnival folks look out for each other. > That's the carny code. Did you hear that, Bart? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/555555.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/559726 ## 9:25–9:32 Homer and Bart sit side by side on a wooden crate against a brown plank fence, each holding a candy apple, with a red wall and grass behind them. Homer chews with his mouth open, his face smeared with brown candy coating, while Bart glances over at him, and Homer then looks toward the viewer and grins. A stout man in a tan hat and blue tie steps into view from the right, and polka-dot shorts and other laundry hang on a line above the fence. > The carny code. > Bart, did you hear that? Yes. > Ah, there you are. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/566191.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/568693 ## 9:32–9:39 Homer, the bald heavyset man in a white shirt with stubble, and Bart, the spiky-haired boy in a red shirt, stand beside a wooden stall hung with polka-dot boxers and socks, while an older man in a tan cowboy hat, tan jacket and blue tie, with a hand on his hip, stands to the right. Homer holds a small red-tipped snack on a stick and chews, grinning and gesturing with it as he talks, while Bart leans on a wooden crate beside him, first looking on with a blank face and then grinning with his hands clasped. The older man watches with a stern look that shifts to an open-mouthed expression as the exchange goes on. > Are you two ready to work? > Yes, sir. > So what's our first job, huh? Test the roller coaster? > Fry up some cheese. Hose down the freaks? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/573490.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/576201 ## 9:39–9:53 Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, is shoveling a large pile of brown dung with a shovel in front of a red-and-white striped circus tent while a small brown horse stands to the left. A man in a tan hat and tan coat, with a blue tie and grey hair at the sides, appears in the first frames near the top of the scene, and bunting flags and a pink tent are visible behind him. Bart works steadily through the sequence, scooping and lifting the manure while the horse's tail swishes in the last frame. A sign on the tent reads "THE WORLD'S SMALLEST HORSE" and a wooden stand beside it shows a "50¢" price. > Uh, yeah, something like that, yeah. > Oh, this isn't fun. > Maybe if you didn't go to the bathroom so much, you wouldn't be so small. > Oh. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/580997.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/586628 ## 9:53–10:03 Homer, bald and heavy with no clothes except a white diaper, climbs a ladder onto the dunk tank seat at a carnival under a red-and-white striped tent, while four men in casual shirts stand around the red and pink tank holding green balls. He sits with his arms spread wide and a nervous look, then throws his arms up and shouts as a green ball flies past him toward the right side of the seat. He is gone from the seat in the final shots, which show only the empty white seat beside a red bullseye target on a blue backdrop. > Please, folks, hold your fire. > The water level is dangerously low. > Oh! Oh! > Oh, my leg! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/594344.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/598306 ## 10:03–10:10 A thin man in a wide-brimmed hat and brown jacket, who is not one of the regulars, holds two white chickens by their legs outside a green-and-white striped tent marked "Geek Show Artists' Entrance" while Bart in his red shirt and blue shorts and Homer in his white shirt and jeans stand watching. As the moment unfolds, the man lifts the chickens and then pushes one toward Bart's face, leaning in close to him, while Homer looks on from the right, with the sign and tent behind them on the grassy lot. > All right, now this geek bit is pretty straightforward. > You just bite the heads off the chickens and take a bow. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/604354.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/606856 ## 10:10–10:17 Bart, in a red shirt and blue shorts, stands between Homer, in a white shirt and blue pants on the right, and an unnamed thin-faced man in a light grey cowboy hat, tan jacket and blue tie on the left. They are outside a green-and-white striped tent whose sign reads "GEEK SHOW ARTISTS' ENTRANCE." At first the man grips a live chicken's head near Bart's face while Homer holds a chicken, then the man steps back and speaks with a smile as Bart clutches a white chicken against his chest and a second chicken walks by his feet. Homer raises one chicken by the head with a flat, worried expression, and the man keeps talking with a sly grin and small head movements. > Go on, give it a try. Remember, big smiles. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/611653.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/613947 ## 10:17–10:26 Homer Simpson, a bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, and Bart Simpson, a spiky-haired boy in an orange-red shirt, stand together in front of a green-and-white striped wall beneath a sign reading 'ST'S' ENTRANCE'. Each holds a white chicken: Homer clutches one up at his chest while Bart holds a smaller one near his waist. Both chickens flap their wings and squirm in their grips while the two stand mostly still, with Homer's expression shifting from a fixed grin with wide eyes to a wide-open shouting mouth, and Bart's from a grimace to an open-mouthed yell with eyes squeezed shut. > Uh, Art? > Yeah, Dad? > Do I like chicken? > Does it matter? > I guess not. > Hey, boss, me and Spud got a duck out for our AA meeting. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/618743.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/622080 ## 10:26–10:38 A lanky man in a red cap, grey vest, and moustache stands with a small spiky-haired boy in a red shirt with a backpack and a heavy older man in a grey wide-brimmed hat, tan jacket, and blue tie. They first stand on grass beside tents and bunting at a fairground, where the cap-wearing man gestures and talks while the others listen. The scene then shifts to a spot beside a red brick wall, where the hat-wearing man speaks and grimaces, then looks off to the side and glances around while the boy keeps watch beside them. > We need someone to cover for us. > Okay. > Simpson, you and your boy will be taking over the ring toss. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/627710.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/632507 ## 10:38–10:50 Bart and Homer stand in front of a green-and-white striped backdrop at a carnival, with Bart chewing on a white chicken while Homer grips another chicken and later lifts the lid of a wire cage packed with chickens. Then Homer and Bart stand beside a carnival game stall where a cap-wearing man in a vest holds a red ring and points to a sign reading 3 rings for 1 dollar, which changes to 2 for 1 dollar, while a boy with spiky grey hair, a red vest and glasses looks on. The stall has stuffed toys, a teddy bear and a small green figure on its shelves. > Dad, we're saved. Mmm. > Well, buddy, you're the luckiest chicken in the world. > You see, the trick here is the rings won't fit over the good prizes. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/639389.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/644394 ## 10:50–10:51 Only a yellow cartoon hand in a white shirt cuff is visible, with no regular characters shown, so no one can be named. The hand holds a red ring above a light blue box on a tan counter, in front of a yellow wall, a wooden cabinet, and a brown machine with a small blue screen on the left. Over the sequence the hand moves the ring slightly, lowering it from above the box's rim to dropping it down over the top of the box, which sits on the counter. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/651484.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/651067 ## 10:51–10:58 Homer Simpson and Bart Simpson stand in a cluttered room with shelves of toys, a teddy bear, a red lamp and a boombox. Homer talks to an older, thin yellow-skinned man in a red cap, black vest and a red ring, who is not one of the regulars. Homer pulls out a fistful of green bills and holds them up, then tucks them into his pocket as the man gestures with his hand while Bart watches. > Well, we'll see about that. > Give me ten rings. > So, anyway, the main thing is to bring in the rubes. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/652735.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/655238 ## 10:58–11:05 Homer, bald and wearing a white shirt and blue pants, stands at left holding a small green item, while Bart in an orange shirt and red cap stands at right. Between them, a man in a red cap and black vest with grey hair at the sides holds a red ring toy and gestures toward a red lamp on a shelf, then raises the lamp for Bart to see. Later, a stranger with spiky grey hair, a blue cap and a red shirt steps in beside Bart, talking and gesturing with his hands as Bart listens, while shelves behind them hold a teddy bear, a toy radio, a white plush dog and a framed picture. > Do whatever it takes. Sweet talk, insults, slang from the 30s that no one uses anymore. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/659826.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/662328 ## 11:05–11:18 Homer, in a white shirt and blue pants, stands in a toy shop beside a man in a red cap, dark vest and jeans, while Bart in an orange-red shirt watches nearby. The man, holding a basketball, first hands Homer a small grey metal box, and Homer later holds it with a grin before passing it to Bart, who takes it while Homer pulls out a green bill. Shelves behind them hold a brown teddy bear, a radio, a toy monkey, a red lamp and a basketball, and a framed sign with partly visible red lettering hangs on the wall. > Like rubes? > Now you're on the trolley. But we gotta get. > Here's the money box. > Any questions? > Uh, yes. How do we handle refunds? > I'm gonna give this to you. > Good move. Give me ten rings. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/667125.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/672130 ## 11:18–11:29 Homer and Bart stand behind a Ring Toss booth at a fairground at night, with a Ferris wheel in the background, while Milhouse and Nelson walk past and then Apu, in a white shirt and grey pants, approaches the stall. Bart holds a long wooden pole with a ring, and the booth sign reads RING TOSS, with a Dollar sign banner and prizes on the shelves. Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses, walks by in a teal shirt, and Nelson, in a vest, leans toward the booth as Bart gestures with his arm. Homer, in a white shirt and red vest, points and raises a hand to his chest, while Bart stands with the pole in his hand near the Dollar sign. > Lookie, lookie, hey, hey, waka waka, I got rings and you want them. > Win a genuine Ronex watch, just like a real Moogie star. > Hey, there's this sucker. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/679429.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/683808 ## 11:29–11:41 Homer and Bart stand at a Ring Toss booth on a fairground lawn, with Homer in a white shirt and red vest and Bart in an orange shirt, and a sign reads "Rings $1 Dollar." Earlier, a little girl in a pink dress with white hair watches a man in a maroon suit and red fedora with a cigar fan out a stack of tickets beside a pink-rabbit prize booth, and a boy in a green shirt stands nearby. Later, Principal Skinner in a blue suit and an older woman in a purple dress with a tall white hairdo walk up to the booth as Bart holds a ring-toss ring and Homer stands behind the counter. > Oh, come on, Dad, get on the trolley. > Hey, High Pockets, win something for your girlfriend? > Oh, yeah. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/690481.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/695486 ## 11:41–11:53 Homer and Bart stand at a carnival booth beside Principal Skinner in a blue suit and a grey-haired woman in a purple dress, under a green sign reading "STRIKES" and a "Win!" banner. Skinner looks toward the woman and then points at a shelf of prizes holding a red-shaded matador lamp, an 8-ball and an orange basketball, while the woman leans in beside him. Back at the counter, Bart holds a cane and looks up at Skinner and the woman, who turn toward him, with a wall clock and a Def Leppard poster behind them. > Seymour, I want that lamp. Win that lamp for me, Seymour. > All right, Simpson, be honest with me. Is it actually possible to win this game? > If I like it, it is. Hot dog, let's go. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/702785.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/707373 ## 11:53–12:05 Principal Skinner, with neat grey hair and a blue suit, runs a ring-toss booth at a night carnival while Homer in a white shirt and red vest and Bart in an orange shirt look on beside an elderly woman with white curly hair and a purple dress. Skinner takes money from Bart, hands over a red ring, and gestures toward shelves holding a basketball, a stuffed monkey, a black eight ball and a red-shaded lamp. As Skinner holds and tosses the ring, the old woman covers her face with her hand, with WIN and HOT DOGS signs glowing overhead. > No, throw it over the peg. Well, that's no good. > Oh, no. Are you blind? I'm trying, Mother. > It's hard. > You're failing, Seymour. What is it about you and failure? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/714047.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/719260 ## 12:05–12:16 Mr. Burns, the frail, thin, stooped old man with grey hair and a hooked nose, is first seen in close-up at a carnival booth, scowling and speaking with his mouth open and teeth clenched. A man in a grey suit and tie, with dark hair, stands at the counter holding a red ring and gestures and points at the booth's operator, who has grey hair and a hooked nose. Signs read "Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy" and "Pop the Balloons," with a pink lamp-shaped prize and a wooden strength-test board nearby. > We're natural-born carnies, Dad. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/726351.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/730730 ## 12:16–12:21 Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and red vest, and Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, sit at a blue counter in a room with shelves of toys, a basketball, a red lamp and a radio. Homer holds a stack of green cash in one hand and a grey metal cash box in the other, while Bart leans forward with an open palm extended toward him. Homer opens the box and reaches inside to take out money, then closes it and sets it on the counter, while Bart glances sideways and speaks, his expression shifting from a grin to a sour look. > Only you weren't tied down with a family. > Yeah, we could start our own game, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/737195.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/738863 ## 12:21–12:33 Homer, in a white shirt and red suspenders, stands at a fairground booth with a sign reading "3 RINGS for 1 DOLLAR" and a green parrot plush above him, first thinking with his hand on his chin, then smiling smugly and gesturing with both hands. Later Chief Wiggum, the fat police chief in his blue uniform and cap, appears at the booth with his metal briefcase, facing Homer and Bart (seen from behind with spiky hair) while the booth signs read "KNOCK OVER THE FUZZ" and "SHOOT THE..."; Wiggum frowns and then speaks to them. > where people throw ducks at balloons and nothing's the way it seems. > I hate to interrupt your fun, boys, but I got a few complaints that your game is crooked. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/742617.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/747622 ## 12:33–12:35 Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy cartoon man in a white shirt and red suspenders, stands in front of a pale green wall beside a red and blue striped panel, with a pink sign reading '3 R... 1 DO' to his right. Across the frames his expression shifts: he first looks wide-eyed and blank, then squints with a faint smile, then laughs with his eyes shut and mouth open, then pauses with a flat, lips-closed look, and finally rolls his eyes up with a wide-eyed open-mouthed grin before ending on a startled, round-mouthed stare. > And how? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/754712.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/754504 ## 12:35–12:44 Chief Wiggum, the fat police chief in a blue uniform and cap, stands at a blue table with a metal lockbox on it, while Homer, bald and heavyset in a white shirt and red vest, and Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stand beside him at a stall with a '3 for 1 dollar' sign on the wall. Wiggum leans on the table, gestures with his hand and talks, then smiles and makes a sweeping gesture toward the lockbox while Homer looks on and opens his mouth to speak, with Bart looking up at his father. The lockbox stays centered on the table throughout, with a bunting of pennants strung across the purple evening sky behind them. > Gee, I'd hate to close you down. > Maybe we can reach a little, uh, understanding here. > I understand. > Um, hey, Dad, I think he wants... Not right now, son. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/756589.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/759717 ## 12:44–12:52 Chief Wiggum, the fat police chief in a blue uniform and cap, sits behind a blue table with a grey metal lunchbox on it, gesturing with one hand, while Homer, bald and in a white shirt and red vest, and Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stand at the right beside a sign reading '3 RIDES FOR 1 DOLLAR'. Homer glances up and sideways and grimaces, then grins and turns his eyes toward the policeman, while Bart leans forward with his hand raised to his face and then looks toward the table. Across the scene Chief Wiggum keeps his hand out over the table as he speaks, and the two of them look at him as the moment ends. > Daddy's talking to a policeman. > Ah, let me put it this way. > I'm looking for my friend Bill. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/765348.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/768476 ## 12:52–13:01 Chief Wiggum, the fat police chief in uniform and cap, sits behind a blue table on which a metal lunchbox rests, while Homer, bald and in a white shirt with a red vest, stands at the right with Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, beside him. A sign reading "3 for 1 Dollar" hangs on the wall and purple bunting decorates the background. Wiggum talks and gestures with his hand, then looks mildly bored and smiles, while Homer raises his hand and points toward the table as he speaks, and Bart looks on with his mouth slightly open. > Have you seen any Bills around here? > No. > He's Bart. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/773898.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/777235 ## 13:01–13:09 Chief Wiggum, the fat police chief in a blue uniform and cap, stands in front of a purple sky and a carnival backdrop with a pink "Fuzzy Gu" sign and a yellow "Shoot Out the" booth. He rests his chin on his hand, then presses a hand to his head and rubs his face, opens his mouth to speak, and clasps his hand at his chest. He turns to face the viewer with wide eyes, grits his teeth, and taps a finger beside his eye in a wink, then keeps talking with his mouth open and finger near his cheek. > Listen carefully, and watch me wink as I speak, okay? > Okay. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/782657.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/785368 ## 13:09–13:23 Chief Wiggum, the heavyset police chief in his blue uniform and cap, stands at a blue carnival booth counter with a metal cash box, while Homer in his white shirt and red vest and Bart in his orange shirt watch beside him. Bunting hangs above and a faded "3 for 1 DOLLAR" sign is on the wall. Wiggum talks and gestures with an open hand, then Homer grins and passes him a red ring, which Wiggum takes and grips with a stern scowl, ending with the ring held at his side and his cuffs visible on his belt. > The guy I'm really looking for, wink, is Mr. > Bribe, wink, wink. > It's a ring toss game. > That's it. I'm shutting this game down. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/790373.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/796212 ## 13:23–13:32 Homer and Bart stand at a night fairground with a ring toss booth, and a Springfield Police tow truck with flashing blue lights hitches up and drags the booth away. Homer and Bart watch as a one-off carnival worker in a red cap and dark vest, with long grey hair, and a small one-off boy with spiky grey-green hair and a red shirt stand nearby, the man gesturing with open hands while the booth is towed past a TICKETS sign and a striped tent. The scene ends with Bart, looking anxious, pointing toward something beside Homer's red vest. > Well, ain't that something. Our game. > Our home. > What happened here? Cops took it. What? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/804137.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/808099 ## 13:32–13:46 Homer, in his white shirt and red vest, stands with Bart in an orange shirt and a spiky-haired boy in a red shirt while a long-haired carnival worker in a red cap and grey vest talks and gestures at night beside a TICKETS booth. Homer gestures and talks back, and the group stands on a grassy fairground with trailers and tents behind them. The carnival worker then sits on a large pink pig statue beside the spiky-haired boy, who rests his chin on his hand, as the worker lifts his hands and later walks off past a FRIED DOUGH sign. > Why didn't you bribe them? I was trying to, but the opportunity never came up. > Oh, good lord. > Our whole life was in that trailer. > What are we gonna do now? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/814147.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/819569 ## 13:46–13:57 Homer, the bald heavyset man in a red vest and white shirt, and Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stand on a grassy fairground near a Fried Dough stand, while a thin man in a red cap and grey vest and a child with spiky grey-green hair in a red shirt sit slumped with their chins in their hands on a pink pig statue. Homer gestures and talks as Bart watches, then the scene shifts to a man in a vest and sandals swinging a mallet at a Whack-A-Mole booth, where a helmeted, goggled man with a moustache pops up from one of the holes. The moment returns to the fairground group, with Homer and Bart standing beside the seated pair in front of the Fried Dough sign and string of bunting. > Can't you stay in the Whack-A-Mole game? > Nah. > Fantastic Dan lives there. > Did you call me, Spud? > Look at him, Bart. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/827285.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/831664 ## 13:57–14:06 Homer Simpson, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and red vest, and Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stand side by side at night under a purple star-filled sky beside a teal fence and a chain-link fence. Homer talks and gestures, at one point pointing to the left with his finger and later raising his index finger, while his expression shifts from wide-eyed and open-mouthed to grimacing and frowning. Bart looks on, his eyes drifting half-closed and his mouth opening at times before he turns his gaze toward Homer. > If a carny can wind up homeless, it can happen to anyone. > I'm going for a corn dog. You want one? Yes, > but first there's a little matter of the carny code. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/838338.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/841674 ## 14:06–14:18 Homer, bald and wearing a white shirt and red vest, stands pointing at a spiky-haired boy in a red shirt and blue overalls who sits on a pink pig beside a long-haired man in a red cap and black vest, while Bart in his orange shirt watches from the right under a 'FRIED DOUGH' sign and strings of bunting at a night fair. The scene then cuts to a living room where Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, knits a pink garment on a red couch as Lisa, wearing a pearl necklace, reads a blue book beside her. Marge glances over and speaks while Lisa looks up at her. > Cooter, Spud, get off that hog. > You're coming to stay at our house. > Why did you shatter just now, Mom? > I don't know. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/847305.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/852310 ## 14:18–14:31 Homer and Marge are in a pink living room with a maroon couch, a wooden coffee table, and framed pictures on the walls, joined by Lisa and Bart, while a scruffy stranger in a red cap and vest reclines with his bare feet propped on the table and a young man with swept-back grey-green hair in a red shirt smokes beside him. Homer lifts his bare feet onto the table and holds a small green coaster near his toes as Marge watches, then she stands alone, arms folded, looking uneasy and touching her red bead necklace. > You certainly have a nice house here, ma'am. > It must have taken you years to win all this stuff. > Let me get you a coaster for those feet. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/859609.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/865031 ## 14:31–14:33 In a pink living room with framed pictures and a low wooden coffee table, a barefoot man in a red cap and light jacket lounges on a red couch with his hands behind his head, while a spiky-haired young man in a red shirt with a thin stick in his mouth sits beside him. At the start, Homer in a white shirt reaches toward Marge's tall blue beehive at the left edge, then moves out of sight as the spiky-haired man talks and gestures. Lisa in her red dress stands by a red lamp and Bart sits on the floor in an orange shirt, both watching him. > Hey, check this out. I can unhinge all my joints at once. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/872538.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/872747 ## 14:33–14:45 Lisa is seated on a red chair in her orange dress and pearl necklace, watching a boy with spiky grey-green hair, a red shirt, a brown vest and blue jeans who sits on a dark red couch in a pink living room beside a red lampshade and a framed picture. The boy grins and flings his arms out while swinging his legs, then leans back and his body and legs fly up and over the couch arm, and Lisa's expression shifts from calm to startled, her hand rising to her mouth. > Doing anything tonight, blue eyes? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/875041.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/879837 ## 14:45–14:53 Homer Simpson, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, and Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, stand in the family kitchen beside a checkered floor, a microwave, and a red dish rack. Marge stands with her arms crossed and mostly listens while Homer, at first with a sour, worried look, turns to her, gestures with his hands out and palms up, and speaks with a grimacing, nervous expression. Marge keeps her arms folded throughout as Homer's gestures grow more animated before he settles back into a tense, pleading pose. > How long are those roustabouts going to be staying here? > Oh, it won't be long. > Once their resume gets out, they'll have all kinds of offers. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/886928.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/889430 ## 14:53–15:00 Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive and long green dress, stand in a kitchen with a checkered floor, a dish rack and a chair nearby. Homer gestures with open palms while Marge stands with her arms folded, then he raises a finger toward her as she watches. Marge brings her hands to her face and Homer falls silent, while a small white ball rolls across the checkered floor near his feet. > The older one can pull out his left eye. > A little help. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/894227.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/896729 ## 15:00–15:01 Homer sits at the left end of a dining table, with Lisa in a red dress and Bart in an orange shirt and blue shorts on the near side, and Marge with her tall blue beehive at the right end. A thin, one-off man with reddish hair and a dark vest sits in the middle, lifting a small cup toward his mouth while steam drifts up from it, as a teapot, bowls and glasses sit on the table in a pink dining room beneath a framed painting. Over the moment he raises and lowers the cup again, the steam keeps rising, and the family stays seated with little movement. > Here's a little trick my grandmother taught me. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/901317.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/900900 ## 15:01–15:09 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, sits at a dining table across from a slim stranger in a red cap, grey-streaked hair, moustache, and dark vest, who smokes a cigarette. The pink-walled room has a green teapot on a shelf, red chairs, glasses of milk, and plates of food on the table. The man smokes and gestures with his cigarette and reaches a hand toward the table, then holds up the lit cigarette and grins while Marge, fork in hand with her mouth open, looks at him in surprise. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/902568.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/905279 ## 15:09–15:16 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red beaded necklace, sits at a dining table across from a thin, long-haired man in a red baseball cap and dark vest, who is not one of the regulars. He sits at the table with a plate of food and a glass of milk, and he lights a cigarette with a flame of smoke drifting up. He leans forward toward Marge, gesturing with one hand, and she reacts with a startled, wide-eyed look and her hands pressed to her chest. He then holds the lit cigarette out toward her while she clutches her necklace with a nervous, grimacing expression. The pink wall and yellow curtain form the backdrop of a home dining room. > Oh! > Wow, can you do that again? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/910076.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/912787 ## 15:16–15:18 Maggie, Bart and Lisa sit at the dinner table in the Simpsons' dining room, with Maggie in her high chair on the left holding a pacifier and a spoon of food, Bart in the middle wearing an orange shirt, and Lisa on the right in a red dress with a white pearl necklace. Bart and Lisa both have forks and sit beside plates of meatloaf-like food with green garnish, while Bart's mouth opens and closes and his eyes shift as he talks and grins, and Lisa stares wide-eyed with her mouth open. Across the frames Bart leans forward and back, his eyes bulge and dart, and Lisa's expression stays astonished, as Maggie stares ahead holding her pacifier throughout. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/917583.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/917375 ## 15:18–15:31 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive, green dress, and red bead necklace, sits at a table across from a thin, mustached man in a red cap, grey shoulder-length hair, and a dark vest, while a girl with grey spiky hair, a red top, and a braid leans on the table beside him. The man stubs a cigarette into a small blue saucer used as an ashtray, with smoke curling up, and Marge later picks up that plate of butts and carries it away from the table. The man gestures with one hand and talks, and the girl rests her arms on the table in front of a pink wall and a yellow curtain. > Not for a little while. > So, Mr. Cooter, how long have you been in the traveling amusement industry? > Oh, hell, the Cooters have been carnies ever since we came here in 1620, > clanging to the side of the Mayflower. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/919460.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/925091 ## 15:31–15:42 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, and Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, sit at a table in the pink dining room. Marge leans over the table holding a light blue plate while Bart hugs her and kisses her cheek, and they share an affectionate embrace as she smiles. Marge then stands near the arched pink doorway, holding the plate and gesturing toward it while talking with Bart, and later makes a rubbing motion with her arm. In the final frames Bart laughs with his eyes shut and then holds up a string of red beads, while a green-haired boy with a braced smile, wearing a red shirt and suspenders, watches from behind him near a red-framed shelf with a flowerpot. > Thanks for dinner, Mom. I love you. Aw, aren't you sweet? > Hey, my pearls! > Spud taught me that. Good one, Spud. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/932807.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/937186 ## 15:42–15:44 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and wearing a green dress, stands against a pink wall and yellow panelled backdrop while clutching a red bead necklace at her neck. Across the sequence she tugs at the necklace with both hands, clenches her teeth into a tight grimace, then opens her mouth to speak with a sour, sarcastic expression, before her lips close again into a pursed, scowling look. > Well, sure is awful kind of you to take us into your beautiful home here. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/943860.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/943443 ## 15:44–15:53 At a bar counter with a pink wall, a framed painting, and red flowers at the left edge, a grinning man in a red cap, earring, and thin mustache sits beside a grey-spiky-haired boy in a red shirt with a thin braid. The man talks and gestures with open hands, then clasps his hands on the counter and leans his head toward the boy, who rests his chin on his hand and glances sideways. The man talks again with his mouth open while the boy smirks and looks over, with a small dish on the counter at the right edge. > Just wish we had some way to repay you. > I don't think we should. > Yeah, good thinking, Spudford. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/945528.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/948865 ## 15:53–16:02 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, stands at a counter holding a stack of plates while a spiky-haired grey-green boy in a red shirt with a pencil behind his ear sits beside a long-haired man in a red cap, grey shirt, dark vest and earring. The man talks and gestures with his hands at the counter in a pink room with a framed abstract painting and a red flower in a pot. The boy then pulls out a small ticket, holds it up, and Marge reaches over to take it while the man grins and speaks. > You folks ever been on a glass-bottom boat ride? > Because we just happened to have some tickets. > Oh, what a nice surprise. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/954287.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/957623 ## 16:02–16:11 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, stands at a bar counter holding a stack of plates and a fan of paper money while a man in a red cap, grey shirt and dark vest sits across from her. A dark-haired man in a red shirt sits in a booth behind them, with a framed painting and red flowers on the pink wall. Homer, bald with a white shirt, appears at the left edge, leaning on his hand and glancing sideways, while Marge's grin turns stern and then she smiles widely again as he slips out of view, leaving the money and plates on the counter. > This is so generous of you, Cooter. > Now who's the filthy sleazebag, huh, Marge? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/963254.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/966591 ## 16:11–16:17 Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart, Maggie, and Grampa stand behind a curved brown railing and a woman with dark curly hair in a purple top, all looking down into a glass-walled undersea viewing tank filled with blue water, seaweed, and a pink sea creature. The tank is on a boat, and the scene shows the family and companions gazing at the sea life as the wall of water shifts and the fish and plants drift slowly past. Grampa, in a green shirt with white tufts of hair, turns and speaks in the final frames while Maggie in her blue bow and Marge in her tall blue beehive watch. Earlier, in the first frames, a small red-and-white boat with a cabin moves across a bright blue harbor past a lighthouse on a rocky island, with docked white motorboats and piers in the foreground. > The undersea world certainly is full of wonders. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/972221.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/974098 ## 16:17–16:28 No people appear in this scene, which is a miniature underwater diorama of a polluted seabed with rocks, green seaweed and a red tank wall. Trash is scattered across the floor, including a shopping cart, a green 'LI'L LISA SLURRY' barrel, a pink battery, a tire and a leaking barrel with yellow radiation symbols and green fumes. The camera-like view drifts past these objects, then settles on the submarine labeled 'ATHENA', whose cracked green window shows broken glass and small shards drifting away on the sand. > That's our sister ship, the Athena. > Went down with 88 souls just last week. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/978269.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/982857 ## 16:28–16:39 A blonde woman in a purple jacket and a man in a blue shirt peer through boxy devices beside a green-striped awning, then Marge, Lisa and Maggie stand together at a railing before blue water and brown hills. A shark's open jaws appear under a jagged white streak of lightning, and Homer and Bart are then seen in a blue sunken pit with brown walls, where Bart crouches, Homer clutches his belly, and the shark's fin rises near them. Finally the family rides in a pink sedan past a red-and-orange house and a garage. > I wonder how that happened. > Hey, come on, jerky! Hey, you want a piece of this? > You call yourself the king of the jungle? > That was fun. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/989530.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/993701 ## 16:39–16:49 Homer drives a purple car with Marge, Lisa, Maggie and Bart in the back seat, all looking ahead as the car moves along a suburban street with houses and trees outside. Marge then slumps asleep against Homer's shoulder while he steers. The car pulls into a driveway and stops beside a pink car, and the family climbs out: Homer and Lisa walk toward the front door, Marge and the kids follow, and a crumpled paper lies on the car floor. Lisa is in a red dress, Marge has her tall blue beehive, and Maggie carries her pacifier. > I wish we had a glass-bottom car. > I can't help but wonder what we're missing. > I was wrong about the cooters, Dad. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1000166.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1004545 ## 16:49–17:01 Homer, Marge holding baby Maggie, Lisa in her red dress, and Bart in an orange shirt stand together on the front walkway of the Simpson house, a pink arched door with a green doormat in front of them. Homer tries a silver key in the lock, and the key is shown up close, not fitting the keyhole. Homer then turns to the street with a worried, grimacing look while Marge, Maggie, and Lisa stand beside him, and a pink car and a blue mailbox are visible on the street. The moment ends with the family gazing toward the house, and no on-screen text is visible. > They're the nicest of all the transients you've ever brought home. > Man, yes, they are. > That's weird. > The key doesn't fit. Hey, someone's boarded up our windows. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1011010.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1015598 ## 17:01–17:14 Homer, bald and wearing a white shirt and blue pants, is joined by Marge with her tall blue beehive and green dress, Lisa in her red dress, and Maggie, a baby with a pacifier and blue bow held by Marge, as they stand before a peach house with boarded-up windows. Bart, in an orange shirt, points at a blue mailbox reading "THE COODERS" with "THE SIMPSONS" crossed out, then Homer stands at an orange arched door with a pink knocker, fumbling with a key and reacting with surprise and worry. Meanwhile a yellow-skinned man with a grey flat cap peeks out of a narrow slot in the orange wall beside the door, glaring and squinting, while Homer's blue-trousered leg is in the foreground. > Check this out. > What's going on? > Tooter! > What have you done to our house? > That's ours now. > Tell us where the extra sheets are and get off our property. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1022688.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1028110 ## 17:14–17:18 Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair, red dress and a pearl necklace, stands outdoors against a bright blue sky with green bushes and rooftops behind her. Her wide eyes dart sideways and her mouth opens and closes as she grimaces, clenches her teeth, and looks increasingly distressed and anxious. In the final moments her expression softens into a slightly open-mouthed, worried look while a yellow edge of a figure and green shape remain at the left edge of the scene. > They're squatting in our house. > You can't do this to me. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1035826.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1036452 ## 17:18–17:25 Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, kneels on a sidewalk outside an orange door, peering through a rectangular mail slot where a yellow hand holds a flap open. He leans forward with a worried expression, then clutches his chest and gasps with his mouth open. He grimaces and raises a hand toward the slot, reaching out with an open palm. He then lowers his hand back to the ground, looks down at the slot with his eyes shifting, and remains kneeling by the door as the mail slot flap stays open. Green hedges flank the door and a pink doorbell sits on the left of the orange door. > What about the carny code? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1039163.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1041666 ## 17:25–17:32 Homer Simpson, the bald heavyset man in a white shirt and blue pants, crouches on a front walkway beside an orange door with a MAIL slot labeled MAIL, first looking down with a wary expression. He then reaches a yellow hand into the open mail slot and pulls out a handful of letters, glancing at them as he rises slightly. Afterward he stands and turns toward the doorway, where Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, holds Maggie, the baby with a pacifier and blue bow, while the three look at one another with uneasy expressions. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1046254.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1048756 ## 17:32–17:44 Chief Wiggum, the fat police chief in uniform, sits behind a green desk in the Springfield Police Station, first seen from behind with Homer, Marge, Maggie, Lisa and Bart standing before him at the counter. He then leans back in his chair with his feet up on the desk, hands behind his head, and gestures with one hand while talking, with a city map and a bulletin board on the wall behind him. The scene opens on the station's exterior, a two-story tan building with its sign reading "SPRINGFIELD POLICE STATION" above the entrance steps. > Kearney's took over our house. You've got to help us. > Well, well, look who's here. Mr. No-Bribe. > Sure, we'll help you. Just sit down and wait for detective like I give a damn. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1053553.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1058349 ## 17:44–17:57 Lisa, Homer, and Chief Wiggum, the fat police chief in a blue uniform and cap, sit around a desk in a police station office, with a mug reading I heart NY and a small blue machine on the desk, while Lisa stands beside Homer and Homer gazes toward the window. The scene then shifts to a treehouse glowing at night beside a building, where Marge in a green dress with a red bead necklace, Lisa, Maggie, Bart, and Homer sit inside a wooden hut lit by a candle. Marge stands at a window, picks red berries from a branch and holds a handful, pointing outward and looking worried, as the family watches from the floor. Red berries hang from the tree outside the window. > Thank you so much. > Dad. > Honey, Daddy's waiting for the detective. > I found some food for breakfast. > I hope everyone likes the red things that grow on this tree. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1065231.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1071070 ## 17:57–18:10 Bart, in an orange-red shirt, chews the end of a green twig like a toothbrush in a rustic wooden room with a dark wood-plank floor, while Lisa, wearing a pearl necklace and red dress, stands beside him pointing and talking at him. Bart turns to face Lisa nose to nose, then Lisa sits in the background as Homer, in a light blue shirt and blue jeans, sits on the wooden floor by a window showing a night view of a blue-roofed house, arms folded and scowling as he speaks. > Bart, you're brushing your teeth with my twig. > So, I let you use my leaves. > Listen to him. > Watching my television. > Sitting on my couch. > You better not be in my ass groove. Homer! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1078995.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1084000 ## 18:10–18:20 Homer and Marge, Marge in a green dress with red beads, first peer through a jagged hole in a wooden treehouse wall framed by blue-green foliage, Homer gesturing and talking while Marge looks on. The scene then moves inside the treehouse, where Marge stands near Bart's back in his orange shirt, Homer sits on the floor at right, and Lisa in her red dress and Maggie in blue with a bow sit on the floor at left. Lisa gets up, walks over and stands with a hand on her hip while Homer glances around, and the windows show purple trees outside. > It took me years to forge that groove. > Ugh! > One of them's playing my saxophone. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1091299.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1095261 ## 18:20–18:29 Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, appears first in a close-up against a brown wood-paneled wall, then Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress and red beads, stands beside her. In the first part Lisa turns her head and gestures with her arm, then in the second part she raises a hand to her mouth and grimaces with her teeth showing and her eyes wide. Later Marge raises a hand and talks with her mouth open while Lisa looks on with a worried expression, and at the end Lisa's eyes are shut as Marge keeps speaking. The setting appears to be a dim room with a dark blue shape on the right side. > Oh, no! The spit valve! > Release the spit valve! > Over the sink! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1101517.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1105062 ## 18:29–18:37 Milhouse, a boy with spiky blue-grey hair, glasses and a red shirt, stands in the archway of a pink hallway holding a saxophone, while a thin man with long dark swept-back hair, a white short-sleeved shirt and blue trousers moves around near the staircase. The man walks past the stairs, then dances with his arms spread and fists raised, while the boy stays in the doorway, grinning and lifting the saxophone higher. Framed family portraits hang on the pink wall beside a potted red flower, and at the end the man strolls off to the left as the boy holds the instrument up. > Hey, look at me. I'm a millionaire. > Wow, Dad. > You look like James Bond. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1110901.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1113404 ## 18:37–18:44 A long-haired, moustached man in a white shirt and blue jeans lounges on a red couch in a pink-walled living room beside a purple lamp, a cardboard box at his feet, and first leans forward, then reclines with his hands behind his head and sometimes raises one hand to his temple. A spiky-haired boy in a red shirt enters from the right holding a photo album, and then he and the man each hold up albums labeled "Precious Moments" and "Treasured Memories" as the man keeps his hands clasped behind his head. > Hey, it's getting cold in here. > Throw another one of them photo albums on the farm. > Which one? > Precious moments or treasured memories? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1118200.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1120703 ## 18:44–18:51 A dark-haired man with a moustache, in a white shirt and blue trousers, lies back on a red couch with his hands behind his head while a spiky-haired boy in a red shirt stands beside him holding two photo albums, one labelled "Precious Moments" and the other "Treasured Memories". The boy moves the albums back and forth between the couch and a cardboard box, then walks to a metal barrel with bright flames rising from it, holding up the "Treasured Memories" album and looking at it. The boy then stands by the blazing barrel in a pink-walled room with a purple lamp and cabinets, as the flames grow higher. > Quit you yapping. I'm freezing. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1125499.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1128002 ## 18:51–19:02 Homer, in white underwear and struggling with a pair of blue pants, appears with Marge, whose tall blue beehive stands out, and the children Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie in a log-walled treehouse; the scene opens on the treehouse in a tree beside a fence at sunset. Homer squats, tugs at his blue pants, hops around, and peeks out through the doorway opening while the family stands huddled and alarmed, Marge and the children watching. Homer finally crawls back in and faces the family, with a few small green leaves scattered on the wooden floor. > Good morning, everybody. > Stupid gravity. > We can't just give up our home. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1132798.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1137178 ## 19:02–19:10 Homer stands at the left edge with his back partly to us while Bart, Maggie with her pacifier and blue bow, Marge with her tall blue beehive and green dress, and Lisa in her red dress stand together in a log-walled room with red berries scattered on the floor. The family shifts their wide-eyed looks and expressions, with Marge's mouth opening in alarm, and then the scene cuts to a close-up of Bart in his orange shirt against the wooden logs, where he first gapes in shock, then grimaces with narrowed eyes, and finally glances to the side with a worried frown. > There's gotta be a way to get those guys out of there. > I say we set fire to the house. Kill them that way. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1143643.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1146771 ## 19:10–19:21 Marge, Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie stand together in a log-walled room with a wooden crate and a small white object at the left edge. Marge, in her green dress and red beads, leans forward with her hands on her knees and speaks with her mouth open, while Bart stands at the left with his eyes glancing sideways. Lisa, in her red dress, starts to fold her arms and then clasps her hands at her waist, her mouth opening and closing as she speaks. Across the later moments Marge's expression shifts to a tight, wide-eyed grin, and Lisa crosses her arms and grimaces, while Maggie, in her blue bow and pacifier, remains still at Marge's side throughout. > We don't want to kill them, Bart. > We just want our home back. > Well, if we did set fire to the house... > No fires! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1151984.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1155946 ## 19:21–19:26 Homer, shirtless and bald, stands in a wooden doorway against a pink sky with a green tree outside, first grinning and gesturing with a raised hand, then looking worried and drooping his eyes. Behind him in a log-walled room, Bart in an orange shirt and blue shorts, Maggie with a pacifier and blue bow in a blue sack outfit, Marge with her tall blue beehive and green dress, and Lisa in her red skirt and pearl necklace stand on a red-speckled floor, watching him; Marge's expression shifts as the family glances around and Homer's face turns sullen. > I've got it! No fires! > Oh. > There must be a way to outsmart them. You can't outsmart carnival folk. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1162203.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1164080 ## 19:26–19:39 Homer, in only his white underwear, kneels inside a log cabin with a blue-and-pink window, while Marge, Bart, Maggie and Lisa stand watching at the right. Homer gestures with his hands, then jumps up and flails his arms in a panic, leaning into the room as he shouts. Green leaves are scattered on the wooden floor near the family, and the scene ends with Homer kneeling again, arms raised in alarm. > They're the cleverest folk in the world. > Just look at the way they sucker regular folk with those crooked games. > That's it. > Fire! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1168042.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1173464 ## 19:39–19:48 Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, scowls at the wall of a wooden cabin, and Homer, bare-chested, pokes his head through a gap in the logs with his mouth open. The scene moves to a pink front door where Homer, in his white shirt and blue pants, presses a pink pacifier-shaped doorbell while Marge, Lisa in her red dress, and Bart in his orange shirt wait on the walkway, and Homer then leans back and stares at the doorbell in alarm. In the entryway with a red coat rack and a teal mat, a long-haired man in a red cap and black vest stands with a hand on his hip while a boy with grey-green spiky hair and a red shirt looks on, and the man shifts his weight and grimaces. > Or... > Cooter, residence. > I got a proposition for you, Cooter. > Yeah, I'm listening. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1180971.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1184308 ## 19:48–19:59 Homer Simpson, bald and heavy with a white shirt and blue trousers, fills a round porthole-style view in front of a suburban street, with Marge's tall blue beehive, Bart in orange, and Lisa in her red dress visible in the background on the lawn. He grimaces, points at his eye, grins, then thrusts a red hula hoop toward the viewer and gestures with his hands, jabbing a finger forward and clenching his teeth. He pauses with mouth open and hand on his chest, then slips a red hoop over his arm as he tosses it. Homer's expressions shift rapidly from scowling to smiling to gasping across the sequence, while the house and neighboring buildings stay in the background. > One game of ring toss. > If I can throw this hula hoop onto the chimney, you'll give us our house back. > If I miss, I'll sign the deed over to you. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1189730.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1193901 ## 19:59–20:10 Marge stands on the sidewalk holding Maggie, a baby with a pacifier and blue bow, while Bart and Lisa stand beside her in front of a brick house. Homer, seen from behind in a white shirt, stands at an orange door held by a chain, where a man in a red cap and dark vest peers out. The man steps into the doorway and talks with Homer, who gestures with his hands as the family watches from the lawn. > Oh, no! > Oh, you'll never make it, Dad. > So, we'd own the house legit? > That's right. > Deal. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1200157.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1204745 ## 20:10–20:20 Homer Simpson, wearing a red hoop around his waist, walks down the front path of the house with a man in a red cap and grey vest beside him, while Marge (tall blue beehive, green dress), Lisa (red dress, pearl necklace), Bart (orange shirt), Maggie (in Marge's arms) and a spiky-grey-haired boy in a red shirt watch from the sidewalk. Lisa stares, then covers her eyes with both hands and grimaces, as the scene pans up to a brown chimney and a wooden vent on the roof against a blue sky. > Ugh, I can't watch. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1211419.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1215172 ## 20:20–20:32 Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy cartoon man in a white shirt and blue pants, stands alone on a grey paved path between green grass verges and twirls a red hula hoop around his waist. Over the sequence he keeps the hoop spinning, at one point raising a finger while the hoop circles his middle, then letting it drop to his side and catching it again, before swinging it back up around his stomach and hips. His expression stays strained and wide-eyed as he works to keep the hoop going. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1221220.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1226016 ## 20:32–20:41 Lisa, Marge, Maggie and Bart stand together on a suburban street in the first frame, with Lisa covering her eyes while Bart gestures and looks on. Beside a brick house, a boy with spiky grey hair in a red shirt and a man in a red cap and vest stand near a wooden door, and Homer, in a white shirt and blue pants, twirls a pink hula hoop by a pink car while Lisa watches. Homer keeps swinging the hoop around his waist and then his arm, and the hoop drops to the grass. Homer runs off the lawn as Marge, Maggie, Lisa and Bart rush after him, and Lisa then sprints toward a pink front door while the boy and the cap-wearing man watch. A pink hula hoop lies on the grass in the corner. > No! > What the... Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1233315.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1236652 ## 20:41–20:48 A boy with spiky grey hair and a red-orange shirt stands beside a pink arched front door with a pink knocker and a metal MAIL box, facing a man in a red cap, dark vest and blue jeans with grey shoulder-length hair. The boy looks up at the man and then over at the box, where a small yellow figure crouches inside the metal mailbox and peeks out. As the boy turns back to the man, he raises his hands with palms out and gestures, while the man stands still with his arms at his sides and his eyes half-closed. > Hey! > They just ran into the house! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1242491.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1244994 ## 20:48–20:55 A one-off boy with spiky grey hair, a red shirt under a brown vest and blue pants stands beside a man in a red cap, grey shirt and dark vest with a grey-sided hairdo and an earring, both facing each other at a pink front door with a round knocker and a MAIL slot, flanked by green bushes. The boy gestures with open hands and speaks with a wide-eyed, then frowning, expression while the man stands with his arms at his sides, looks down, then lifts his gaze and speaks with his mouth open. As the exchange continues, the man's eyes narrow and close in a weary, shrugging look while the boy keeps watching him. > That Homer fella grifted you good, Dad. > Well, there's no shame in being here. We were beaten by the best. > But he didn't seem all that... We were beaten by the best, boy. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1249790.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1252293 ## 20:55–21:08 Nelson, the bully in a red shirt and brown vest, stands in a doorway in the first frames, then Lenny-free scene shifts indoors to the pink living room where Marge, Bart, Maggie and Lisa tidy up. Maggie kneels on the floor with a pink dustpan while Bart, holding a broom, looks on and Marge reaches up to straighten a framed picture above the red couch. Homer appears in the arched doorway as Lisa, in a red dress, sprays a blue foam-like substance from a yellow hose across the couch cushions, which splatters and flies apart. Marge then embraces Homer, and in the final frames Bart stands holding a broom with green splattered goop on its end while Marge and Homer hug in the foreground, with a pile of trash and a bottle on the floor beside them. > I'm so proud of you, Homer. You got our house back. > Way to go, Dad. You actually outwitted someone. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1257089.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1262094 ## 21:08–21:11 Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive, stand behind a large dark red couch in a pink living room, while Bart in an orange shirt sweeps the floor with a broom beside a purple side table and red lamp. Maggie, the baby with a blue bow and pacifier, kneels on the teal carpet holding a small red object. Over the course of the scene Homer leans over the couch and then steps forward to stand beside Bart, while Marge stays near the back, and framed pictures hang on the pink walls. > I guess your old man is smarter than you thought. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1269393.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1270019 ## 21:11–21:22 Homer Simpson, the bald man in a white shirt, stands indoors with his back to the viewer, looking out through a magenta-framed window at a rainy street where a man with reddish hair in a light shirt and dark trousers stands on the sidewalk beside a small spiky-haired boy in red shorts, with a red-roofed house and garage across the road. Homer's head slowly turns and his eyes widen as he looks out, then he swings around to face the viewer, mouth open and speaking, with one hand extended outward toward the window while rain streaks fall across the scene. > Now look at him standing out there. No place to go. > Poor guys. > Hey, what if we let him stay here for just a few days? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1272938.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1277318 ## 21:22–21:29 Marge Simpson in a green dress and red beads stands beside a maroon couch in a pink living room while Bart holds a broom, Lisa stands with a pearl necklace, and Maggie kneels with a pink dustpan beside a puddle on the green carpet. Marge then leans over the couch with one hand resting on its back, and the scene switches to Homer in a white shirt beside a yellow wall, peering through a window at a red-doored house with his eyes narrowed and his fingers curled as he grins. A sailboat painting hangs on the pink wall and a purple lamp sits nearby. > Mom, get him away from the window. > Homer? > My groove! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1283783.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1285868 ## 21:29–21:39 Homer Simpson, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue jeans, and Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, stand in the pink living room beside a red couch and a purple lamp. Homer first leans over the couch cushions, pressing and reshaping them with both hands while Marge watches. He then straightens up and sits down on the couch, arms tucked behind him, looking at the cushions and talking, before he rises and walks away to the left while Marge stays standing, leaving the room through the arched doorway. > Oh, they mushed it all out of shape. > All right. > Better put on a pot of coffee, Marge. This could take a while. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1290247.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1294210 ## 21:39–21:49 Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue jeans, sits on the edge of a dark red couch in a pink living room with a purple table lamp beside him and an arched doorway leading to a kitchen. He sits with his arms behind him and his feet planted, then shifts forward and slumps, hunching his shoulders and leaning on the couch, while his hands move in front of his belly. Toward the end he rests one hand on his stomach and reaches toward the lamp, with his eyes half-lidded and a bored expression throughout. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1300257.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1304011 ## 21:49–21:59 Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue jeans, sits slumped on the edge of a red couch in the living room beside a purple lamp and a small side table, with a pink wall, an arched doorway and a teal carpet behind him. He shifts his arms and leans slightly as he sits, then the scene dims to near darkness. The screen fades to black and shows credits in gold lettering: first 'Executive Producer MIKE SCULLY', then 'Executive Producers JAMES L. BROOKS, MATT GROENING, SAM SIMON'. > Oh, yeah. > Come on now. Just a little more. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1310267.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1314021 ## 21:59–22:09 No regular Simpsons characters are visible; the moment is a sequence of black title cards with gold text listing the credits: 'Starring DAN CASTELLANETA', 'JULIE KAVNER', 'NANCY CARTWRIGHT' (shown twice), 'YEARDLEY SMITH', 'HANK AZARIA', 'and HARRY SHEARER', 'Special Guest Voice JIM VARNEY', 'Also Starring PAMELA HAYDEN and TRESS MACNEILLE', and 'Animation Executive Producer PHIL ROMAN'. Each name appears alone on the plain black screen in turn, with no drawn characters or action beyond the changing credit text. > A little more to the left, baby. To the left. > Good. > What did he do to this thing? > Almost. > Ah! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1320277.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1324031 ## 22:09–22:19 No regular Simpsons characters appear in this moment; it is a black closing credits sequence with no people on screen. Across the ten frames, gold stylized text on a black background cycles through credits in order: 'Animation Producers LOLEE ARIES and MICHAEL WOLF', then 'Executive Consultant DAVID SILVERMAN', 'Story Editors JANE C. O'BRIEN and LARRY DOYLE', 'Staff Writer MATT SELMAN', 'Associate Producer ALISON ELLIOTT', 'Theme by DANNY ELFMAN', 'Music by ALF CLAUSEN', 'Casting by BONITA PIETILA', and finally 'Editors MICHAEL BRIDGE and DON BARROZO', each title centred on screen and replaced by the next. > Oh, I like it like that, baby. > Groomy, baby. > Hey! > Groomy, darling. Come on, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1330079.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1334041 ## 22:19–22:29 The frames show only a black background with yellow-orange credit text in a playful hand-lettered font, with no characters from the regular cast visible. Opening credits appear one after another, listing editors Michael Bridge and Don Barrozo, Animation Production Manager Joel Kuwahara for Gracie Films, post production supervisor Dominique Braud-Stiger and coordinator Alexander Duke, dialogue sound editors Bobby Mackston, Terry Greene and Norm Macleod, music editor Chris Ledesma, sound effects editor Travis Powers, and re-recording mixers R. Russell Smith and Bill Freesh. The credits continue with production coordinator Felicia Nalivansky, production mixer Ron Cox, sound recordists Terry Brown and Bob Hile, script supervisor Louise Jaffe, a Dolby Surround presentation mark, then assistants to the producers, post production assistants, 'Animation Produced by Film Roman, Inc.', overseas production by Rough Draft and Chang, Myung Nam, overseas animation director Utit Choomuang, and finally assistant director Matthew Nastuk, animation timer Milton Gray, storyboard supervisor Christian Roman and storyboarders Erik Moxcey, Orlando Baeza and Matthew Nastuk. > come on I need you to sock it to me, > mama Come on, come on and now Rume me, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1340089.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1344051 ## 22:29–22:39 No recognizable Simpsons characters appear; the moment is a series of end-credit cards in gold lettering on a black background. The credits change in sequence, moving from character design (Joseph Wack, Kevin M. Newman, Matt Groening, Sam Simon) and artist supervision (Mike B. Anderson) through layout, color design, and animation production credits, to a 1998 Twentieth Century Fox copyright notice ('The Simpsons Episode #5F08') and the consultant credits for Matt Groening and James L. Brooks. > babe Hey! > Good God It make me feel so good inside, > mama Shh! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1350099.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1354061 ## 22:39–22:49 Silhouetted audience members sit in rows of theater seats watching a blank screen, with the largest figure on the left being a big-haired silhouette and no regulars clearly identifiable from the dark outlines. A blue projector beam spreads across the screen, and the words GRACIE FILMS appear in white letters on the glowing panel while the audience silhouettes stay still. The scene then cuts to a golden 20th Century Fox Television logo with searchlight beams rising behind a stacked tower, the text A News Corporation Company appearing beneath it, and the sequence ends on a black screen. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E12/1360109.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e12-bart-carny/1364071