# The Last Temptation of Krust The Simpsons, season 9, episode 15 (S09E15), first aired February 22, 1998. Written by Donick Cary. Directed by Mike B. Anderson. Production code 5F10. Guest stars: Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Krabappel; Jay Leno; Bobcat Goldthwait; Bruce Baum; Janeane Garofalo; Steven Wright. Chalkboard gag: "Pain is not the cleanser". Couch gag: Burning Family. At Bart's urging, Krusty the Clown joins a comedy festival run by Jay Leno, but his stale act bombs beside trendier comics such as Janeane Garofalo and Bobcat Goldthwait. After a long bender, his retirement press conference becomes a rant against modern comedy that wins the crowd over, and he reinvents himself as an anti-corporate truth-teller until two ad men lure him into pitching the Canyonero. Who's in it: Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Marge Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Moe Szyslak, Principal Skinner, Barney Gumble, Chief Wiggum, Krusty the Clown, Lenny Leonard, Carl Carlson, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Mrs. Krabappel, Dr. Hibbert, Kent Brockman, Otto Mann, Santa's Little Helper, Miss Hoover, Todd Flanders, Rod Flanders, Sideshow Mel, Kirk Van Houten, Hans Moleman, Bernice Hibbert, Agnes Skinner, Comic Book Guy, Superintendent Chalmers, Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon, Gil Gunderson, Mr. Teeny, Jay Leno, Bobcat Goldthwait, Bruce Baum, Comedy Marketing Specialist, Janeane Garofalo, Jay Leno, Steven Wright. Every moment of the episode, about ten seconds each: when it is, what happens on screen, and what's said. The descriptions are written by an AI model from frames of each moment and can get small details wrong. The dialogue is from the episode's subtitles. Web page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust From Ultrahouse 3000 (https://ultrahouse3k.com/). Search engines and AI are welcome to use it: search=yes, ai-input=yes, ai-train=yes. ## 0:00–0:12 Bart Simpson, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt and blue shorts, appears in a classroom, where he writes "PAIN IS NOT THE CLEANSER" over and over on a green chalkboard, with a wall clock and a red trash can nearby. Early frames show the blue sky with drifting clouds and the title card "THE SIMPSONS" fading in. Bart writes line after line, then turns and runs out through the door at the back of the room, leaving the chalkboard reading "THE CLEANSER" and "THE" on the lines beneath. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1043.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/6048 ## 0:12–0:23 Homer, Bart, Lisa, Marge and Maggie appear first in a driveway beside a pink car and a yellow garage, with a mailbox on the lawn. Bart rides a skateboard on the pink car's roof while Homer stands beside it, then leans on its hood and flails his arms as a red car rolls toward him, and Homer runs into the house. Inside the living room, Bart's hand is on fire and Lisa and Marge react near the couch, then the whole family sits soaked on the couch amid rising smoke, with a puddle spreading across the striped rug. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/13347.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/17726 ## 0:23–0:34 No regular characters appear in this sequence, which is a title card: a retro television set with a pink background shows yellow lettering reading 'CREATED BY MATT GROENING', then 'DEVELOPED BY JAMES L. BROOKS MATT GROENING SAM SIMON'. The screen then fades to black, and the scene cuts to an exterior view of the pink Springfield Mall building with its name in red letters on the facade, rows of parked cars in the lot below, and green shrubs at the corners. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/24399.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/28987 ## 0:34–0:45 Bart and Lisa stand outside the Goody New Shoes store in a shopping mall, with Homer, Marge and baby Maggie nearby near the storefront. Their family walks up to the shop, and Marge holds Maggie while Homer looks on. Bart and Lisa stand by the store window as the scene shifts to their close-up reactions, both looking unimpressed and sullen, with Bart's mouth open as if talking. Shelves of shoes and a red bench are visible inside, and the storefront sign reads GOODY NEW SHOES above a pink arch showing a cartoon girl holding shoes beside a brown dog. Credit text appears over the scene in the middle frames. > Oh, look! This is a perfect chance to get you kids some nice church shoes. > What do we need church shoes for? Jesus wore sandals. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/35869.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/40040 ## 0:45–0:56 Homer, Marge holding baby Maggie, and Homer's wife and daughter stand in a mall before a shoe store, with Homer gesturing and then Marge pointing toward a green-and-red parrot perched on a wooden stand across the walkway. Homer turns to stare at the pet shop sign reading "All Creatures Great and Cheap," where a parrot sits on a perch inside, while the credits "Producer Ron Hauge" and "Donick Cary" appear over the scene, and signs for Cards and Fancy Lingerie hang nearby. > Well, maybe if he had better art support, they wouldn't have caught him. > Look, Homer, there's that bird you like to argue with. > Well, well, well, if it isn't Professor Know-It-All. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/46505.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/50884 ## 0:56–1:08 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive, holds baby Maggie in a shoe store lined with shoe displays while Homer stands beside them at first. Later Marge sits on a red bench with Maggie, next to Bart and Lisa, as a grey-haired shop clerk in a white shirt and grey trousers stands before them holding a shoe and a tin. Bart and Lisa slump with bored expressions, Marge gestures as she talks, and white credit text reading "Co-Producers Brian Scully, Julie Thacker" and "Consulting Producer Jace Richdale" appears over the scene. > Excuse me, Marge. They need a good, stiff, all-purpose dress shoe. > Something for church, but also for doctor's appointments, dental checkups, > piano recitals, building dedications, visiting elderly relatives, haircuts, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/57140.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/62145 ## 1:08–1:19 Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, holds baby Maggie (pacifier, blue bow) while Bart in his orange shirt and Lisa in her red dress and pearl necklace sit side by side on a red bench in a shoe store lined with shoes on display. A thin, balding salesman with a dark tie and white shirt, who is not one of the regulars, stands before them, gesturing and speaking, then rubbing his chin and smiling slightly. Across the frames the salesman's pose shifts from gesturing to thoughtful, while Marge's eyes roll and Bart and Lisa stay slumped and glum. Credit captions appear over the lower part of the scene, including 'Consulting Producer IAN MAXTONE-GRAHAM', 'Consulting Producer DAVID MIRKIN', 'Consulting Producers BILL OAKLEY & JOSH WEINSTEIN' and 'Consultant JOHN SWARTZWELDER'. > and shoe shopping. > Well, we have a brown shoe. Did you hear that, kids? > Brown! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/69444.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/74032 ## 1:19–1:31 Lisa Simpson, in an orange dress and pearl necklace, sits on a red bench in a shoe store, first holding an orange sandal up to her face and laughing, then gesturing while talking and smirking. Bart Simpson, in an orange shirt, leans in beside her and watches with a flat expression. A shoe store clerk with grey hair swept over his head, a white shirt and a black tie stands among shoe shelves and a SALE sign, looking unimpressed, then lifts a grimy metal shoe-measuring device with green stains. > Oh, rats! > Talk about bad luck! I forgot to wear socks today. > Hey, guess I can't try those on. > No problem. You could wear the store sock. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/80914.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/85711 ## 1:31–1:42 Lisa, with star-shaped spiky hair, a red dress and a pearl necklace, sits on a red bus seat beside a grimy sock hanging over the seatback, looking uneasy and then speaking. Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, sits in a red shoe-store chair in front of shelves of slippers and shoes as a thin, grey-haired, balding shoe salesman with a black tie bends over to hand him a pair of shoes and then grins. Bart returns to the bus seat with a sullen expression, dangling a white-gloved hand over the seatback, while a credit reads "Produced by J. Michael Mendel, Bonita Pietila" over the frames of the shop and bus. > Eww. > Would you mind lacing them up, kid? I have a bad back. > Hey, if you didn't want to tie shoes, you shouldn't have become a shoe salesman. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/92593.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/96972 ## 1:42–1:53 Bart sits on a red bench in a shoe shop while a thin, stooped balding man in a white shirt and black tie holds up brown and red shoes from shelves of footwear, then bends to fit one on him. Marge, with her tall blue beehive, and Maggie, with a pacifier and blue bow, sit on a red couch beside a window reading "All Creatures Great and Cheap," and Homer in a white shirt and blue pants gestures inside the pet shop, with the credit "Produced by Richard Raynis" over him. A green parrot with a red chest and orange collar stands on a perch in the pet shop, then in a later moment it stares ahead beside shelves of cans and boxes. > That's where you're wrong, pal. > It's not enough to want a cracker. You have to earn it. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/103437.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/108025 ## 1:53–2:04 Bart and Lisa Simpson stand in a shoe store with shelves of shoes behind them, while Marge Simpson sits on a red bench holding baby Maggie, who has a pacifier and blue bow. Lisa, in her red dress and pearl necklace, gestures with outstretched arms and then looks away, and Bart watches her with a sideways glance as an open shoe box sits on the floor. The scene moves to close-ups of Marge and Maggie in front of wall-mounted shoe displays, with Marge looking sideways and then smiling, while on-screen credits read 'Produced by Richard Sakai Denise Sirkot,' 'Written by Donick Cary,' and 'Directed by Mike B. Anderson.' > Mom, these are at least two sizes too big. > Perfect. You'll grow into them. When? > Oh, you're both way overdue for a spurt. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/114698.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/119077 ## 2:04–2:09 Homer, carrying a brown box, Marge with her tall blue beehive holding baby Maggie, and Lisa and Bart walk past a pink 'LAUGH 'TIL YOU CARE' booth in a mall while a man with a red-brown hairdo holding a clipboard labeled celebrity guests stands at the booth. In the first moments a woman with a brown bob and a shoulder bag walks in front of the booth as a boy with a red-haired crew cut eats an ice cream cone, and Lisa and Bart stand beside Homer at the booth, with Lisa's ... the scene holds steady as the clipboard man speaks to the woman off to the side while Bart and Lisa look ahead, with a 'YOGURT TIME' sign and a 'Fancy Styles' shop behind them. > Excuse me, ma'am. Do you like to laugh? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/125751.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/127002 ## 2:09–2:21 A man in a grey-blue jacket with a reddish-brown bowl-cut hair and a clipboard, a one-off character, stands at a mall walkway in front of a storefront with a pink sign reading '100' and mannequins in the window. Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red beads, stands beside Maggie, the baby with a blue bow and pacifier, who is held against her green dress, and Marge laughs with her eyes closed in the early frames and then turns to look wide-eyed and worried. Later the scene shifts to the walkway with a 'SPORTS SHOP' sign, where Homer, in a white shirt and holding a stack of colorful boxes, stands facing the clipboard man; Marge and Maggie are visible at the left edge. Homer's expression moves from wide-eyed to a grinning, half-lidded smile as the clipboard man smiles and talks to him, and shoppers and a bearded man in a green sweater pass in the background. > Yes. As long as it's tasteful. And never at someone, or with, and not... > Excuse me, sir. Do you like to laugh? > Why, yes. Yes, I do. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/130547.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/135552 ## 2:21–2:31 Homer in his white shirt, holding a brown paper bag, stands near a pink booth marked 'Laughs 'Til You Care' while a red-haired man in a grey turtleneck with a clipboard talks to him. Lisa in her red dress holds a 'Laughs 'Til You Care' brochure, and Marge's tall blue beehive and green dress are visible beside her, with an ELECTRONICS sign overhead. Homer's eyes widen and he grins, then he raises one index finger and speaks, while Lisa squints and Marge stands by the counter. > Well, then you'll love our comedy festival. > It's for a good cause. A rest home for pirates? > No, Dad. It's to fight soil erosion. > Now, that's a fight I want to be a part of. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/142643.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/146605 ## 2:31–2:42 Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands at a counter in a mall, first jabbing a finger at a white 'Celebrity Guests' sign listing Jay Leno, Janeane Garofalo, Bruce Baum, Bobcat Goldthwait and Steven Wright, then turning to look at it with a worried expression, pondering with a hand near his chin, and finally shouting with his arms spread in exasperation. In the last frames, a red-haired man in a grey turtleneck holding a clipboard and pencil, with a 'Use No Sounds' sign behind him, stands facing Bart, who is seen from behind as the man speaks, and Bart's expression turns uneasy as he glances back at the sign, which now has a 'Laugh Till You Care' booklet beside it. > Hey, somebody screwed up bad. You've got all these big comics lined up for your show, > but there's no Krusty. Who? > Krusty the Clown. > Funniest man alive? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/152653.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/157032 ## 2:42–2:51 Bart, in his orange shirt, stands in front of a pink booth with a Celebrity Guests sign on the sidewalk, while a man with reddish-brown hair in a grey turtleneck holds a clipboard nearby. A heavy-set Black man in a blue-and-white striped sweater walks past Bart toward the left, then stops beside the clipboard man in front of the Popular Books storefront. The two talk as the clipboard man writes notes and the striped-sweater man grins and gestures with his hands. > Prince of Pies, the Sultan of Seltzer? > Excuse me, sir. Do you like to laugh? > Well, only if something tickles me just right. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/163705.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/167250 ## 2:51–3:01 A heavy-set Black man with short dark hair, wearing a blue-and-white striped sweater and blue jeans, stands on a sidewalk in front of the Popular Books storefront, talking and laughing with his eyes closed while gesturing with one hand near his belly and chest. Beside him, a yellow-skinned man with reddish-brown hair in a grey turtleneck holds a clipboard and pencil and listens, while passersby including a blonde woman in a pink skirt and a dark-haired woman in blue stand nearby. Over the sequence the heavy-set man shifts his weight and sways slightly, and the clipboard man stays still, watching him. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/172881.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/176426 ## 3:01–3:11 Bart Simpson, in his orange shirt and carrying a green folder, first appears riding a small bike outside the Springfield Amphitheater, which has a banner reading "Comedy Festival Tonight", while workers unload boxes from a white truck and a red one. He then stands indoors at a counter beside a water cooler, stacked paper cups and a wall calendar, talking with a man with swept-back grey-blue hair, a blue jacket, a pink turtleneck and blue jeans. Bart pulls out a small slip of paper and holds it up with a nervous grin, while the man stands with a sceptical expression and then speaks, and the scene closes on a close-up of Bart holding the paper. > Yeah, excuse me. > I'm looking for someone named... > Jay Leno. > Somebody wanna get this kid a TV? > Whoa, gee, thanks, mister. Yeah, just joking. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/182265.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/186436 ## 3:11–3:25 Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt holding green folders and a sheet of paper, stands in a hallway facing a grey-haired man in a lavender jacket, pink sweater and blue jeans, who is not a regular and is shown only as a lookalike. The man gestures with an open hand, grins and laughs, then raises a hand near his neck while Bart listens with a sideways glance, and the man later grimaces with clenched teeth. Behind them are a corkboard with pinned notes and photos, a stack of paper cups, a calendar with a palm tree picture, and a blue curtain on the right. > I'm Jay Leno. > Oh. > So what can I do for you, huh? Well, if you're running the show, > how could you leave out Krusty the Clown? > Ah, Krusty the Clown? > That takes me back. Didn't he die in a grease fire? > No, he's alive. And he is so funny you could blots, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/193110.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/198949 ## 3:25–3:37 Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands holding a green flyer across from a heavyset man with swept-back grey-blue hair, a pink sweater and a lilac jacket, in a room with a ladder and a wall calendar. Bart gestures and then raises the flyer, which reads "LOCAL CLOWN AVAILABLE FOR HIRE" above a cartoon clown with speech bubbles "HIRE ME!" and "I'M FUNNY" and the price "$205" along its tear-off strips, while the man talks, points at it and grins. The scene ends on a green door with a yellow knob and a sign showing a star-shaped clown above the words "KRUSTY THE KLOWN". > at least according to his press release. > Well, if he's half as alive as you say he is, he's in. > Uh, charity, eh? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/206873.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/211461 ## 3:37–3:49 Krusty the Clown, with green hair and a red nose and wearing a white towel draped over a grey steam cabinet, is blasted with steam from a hand-held nozzle by a shirtless, yellow-skinned man with a teal bone-topped afro, a green lei and a grass skirt. Krusty grimaces and sweats as the steam billows, while party-hatted children sit cross-legged before them in a room with a palm plant, a Krusty record poster and a Krusty's Klown Show poster on the wall. The man then twists a pink balloon and hands it to a boy in a striped party hat, who reaches out for it. > What's my cut? > Nothing. > I make more than that taking a schvitz. > Hey, hey, happy birthday. Hey, now get him out of here. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/218343.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/223348 ## 3:49–3:57 Krusty the Clown pops out of a grey safe-like box, laughing, while a shirtless man with tall teal hair and a grass skirt stands among a crowd of children in party hats, one holding a balloon. The setting is a room with a "TELET" sign on the wall and a shelf of jars. Later, a grey-haired man in a grey jacket and pink turtleneck holds a black phone to his ear and then against his chest, while Bart in his orange shirt looks up at him, points, and speaks. > He seems reluctant. > Tell him it'll count towards his community service. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/230856.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/233358 ## 3:57–4:08 Krusty the Clown's disembodied head sits atop a grey case draped with white towels, steam puffing from the sides of his green-haired head as Marge, a yellow woman with a tall teal beehive and green lei, presses a dark phone-like object against him. Krusty's expression shifts from strained to grimacing with his mouth open, and Marge later lowers the object to her side while he scowls. A framed Krusty the Clown Show poster showing a clown holding a hammer hangs on the purple wall behind them. > Uh-huh. > All right, I'll do it. > Boy, swipe one pair of Hager slacks and you're paying for it the rest of your life. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/238155.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/242743 ## 4:08–4:19 Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa sit at a table in the audience of the Springfield Amphitheater while a curly-haired comedian in a blue shirt and jeans performs under a spotlight before a brick backdrop. He holds a microphone, presses his hand to his forehead, touches his nose, and gestures with the mic as the audience in the rows around them grins and laughs. The scene opens outside the amphitheater, where a green banner reads Comedy Festival Tonight and people walk toward the entrance. > I finally got around to reading the dictionary. > Turns out the zebra did it. > I don't get it. Dad, the zebra didn't do it. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/249624.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/254004 ## 4:19–4:32 Homer Simpson in a blue suit and green tie sits at a table in a dim purple restaurant beside Lisa Simpson, a girl with spiky yellow hair in a pink dress, while Marge with her tall blue beehive appears at the edge of the first view. Lisa leans forward, talks and grins, and then turns to look at Homer, who stares sideways with wide eyes before grimacing, shutting his eyes and finally throwing his head back in a long, wide-mouthed laugh. A red glowing lamp sits on the table in front of them. > It's just a word at the end of the dictionary. > I still don't get it. It's just a joke. > Oh, I get it. I get jokes. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/260677.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/266099 ## 4:32–4:42 Krusty the Clown, in his pink shirt, green pants and bow tie, first stands in a doorway of a studio while two workers adjust a spotlight. He then walks in beside a topless figure in a grass skirt and a monkey on roller skates, and a group of onlookers gathers, including a grey-haired man in a grey jacket and pink shirt. The grey-haired man shakes Krusty's hand, then puts an arm around Krusty's shoulder as the two stand together. > Hey, hey, it's Krusty the Clown. > Hey, hey. > It's you, right? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/273607.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/277569 ## 4:42–4:53 Krusty the Clown, with green hair, red nose and blue bow tie, stands in a studio set with a wooden frame and a stage light, flanked by a grey-haired man in a grey jacket and pink shirt, a woman with long black hair in a black top, and a curly-haired man in a blue jacket. Krusty gestures with his white-gloved hands, points, and then shakes hands with the curly-haired man as the others look on. The scene then shifts to a backstage area with wooden walls and a crate, where Krusty faces a man with cropped reddish-brown hair, an earring, and a green sweater under a teal vest. The man gestures with raised hands and grins while Krusty touches his chin, and both end up grinning as Krusty clasps his gloved hands together. > And this guy, with all the jokes he does. > You're the reason I went into comedy. If it weren't for you, I'd be a doctor. > Yeah, yeah, right. Thanks. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/283408.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/288205 ## 4:53–5:04 A dark-haired female stand-up comedian with a red hairclip, black top, brown pants and hoop earring performs alone in a spotlight on a stage with a brick backdrop, gripping a microphone in one hand and resting her other hand on a mic stand. Audience members fill the foreground rows, and at a small table at the side Marge, with her blue beehive, green top and pearl necklace, sits beside Homer in a blue jacket, wide-eyed and grimacing as she sips red wine. The comedian grimaces, tilts her head, and lifts her hand to her face or hair while speaking into the mic, then steps back from the stand, leaving it empty in the last frames, and winces with her mouth open. > I got my period today. > Oh, good Lord. > Plus, I got this new boyfriend. > And you know how it is when you're kissing a guy with a tongue stud. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/295086.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/299257 ## 5:04–5:17 Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa sit at a cabaret-style table in the audience, while a man in a dark suit and green tie with swept-back grey-blue hair holds a microphone on a stage with a red brick backdrop. Homer laughs with his eyes shut and raises a fist, then slumps forward onto the table with his head resting on his arms as Marge looks on in surprise, and the man on stage smiles and gestures with his open hand. A red-haired woman and a brown-haired man in a suit sit in the foreground, and the red table lamp and microphone are visible. > Yes! > Oh, God, yes! > It's time for something special. > The man Spencer Tracy called the most promising newcomer of 1959. > 159, please put your hands together for Krusty the Clown! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/305722.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/311144 ## 5:17–5:28 Krusty the Clown, in a black tuxedo with red shoes and green hair, and a grey-haired man in a dark suit and yellow tie stand on a spotlit stage with a brick backdrop, the man holding a microphone as Krusty bounds out from the red curtain at left. In the packed theatre, Bart in a blue suit sits at a round table with a red vase, clapping and cheering with his mouth open, while Krusty waves, strides to a microphone stand and grins with his arms spread. Rows of red-lit tables fill the dark hall as Krusty ends up centred at the mic, grinning and gesturing to the audience. > Woohoo! Yay, Krusty! > Hey, hey! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/318652.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/322823 ## 5:28–5:39 Krusty the Clown, with his green hair, red nose and tuxedo, stands on a stage in front of a brick wall and holds a microphone while performing a comedy routine. He gestures with his white-gloved hands, smiles, and points with one hand at the audience. In the final moments he is seen from behind, facing rows of seated audience members in a lit auditorium, where Bart and Lisa Simpson can be seen among the crowd on the upper right. > So, how about those TV dinners, huh? > I tried one the other day, lightning strikes, the peach cobbler goes out! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/329287.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/333875 ## 5:39–5:50 Krusty the Clown, with green curly hair, red nose and a black tuxedo with bow tie, performs stand-up on a stage holding a microphone, first in close-up gesturing with a raised finger and an open hand in front of a brick backdrop. He then steps back into a spotlight on the wooden stage with red shoes, gesturing with his hands while the audience of seated patrons at small tables, some with red-shaded lamps, watches from the bottom edge. In the final frames he stands with his back to the audience, arms spread wide, facing the rows of seated patrons in a dark theater with a microphone stand at the right. > Cobbler! > The other thing about TV dinners, You don't have leftovers, you have reruns. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/340757.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/345136 ## 5:50–6:02 A grey-haired man in a dark suit and green tie stands beside a woman with long black hair, a black top and brown pants, while a curly-haired man in a blue jacket and other men crowd behind a red curtain at the side of a stage. The woman puts her hand on her hip, then gestures with both hands and pokes her fingers together as the men behind her smirk and laugh. On the stage under a spotlight, Krusty the Clown, with green hair, a red nose and white gloves, walks toward a microphone, gestures with one hand, and then laughs with his eyes shut while audience tables with red lights sit in the dark below. > TV dinner jokes? > Ooh, take that, Swansons. > Didn't like that one, huh? > Well... Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/351810.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/356398 ## 6:02–6:12 Krusty the Clown, with green hair, a red nose and a black bow tie, performs stand-up in a spotlight against a brick backdrop, holding a microphone. Earlier, audience members sit at small tables with red lamps while a grey-haired man in a dark suit and green tie gestures with open hands beside a group waiting behind a red curtain. Krusty then moves into close-up, grinning with big buck teeth and tilting his head as he holds the microphone. > What's he gonna do next, the flapping dicky? > Uh-oh, I'm losing him. Time for the A material. > Hey, hey! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/363280.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/367659 ## 6:12–6:24 Krusty the Clown, a clown with a red nose, green hair and white gloves in a black tuxedo with a bow tie, first stands in front of a red brick wall holding a microphone and a baton-like pointer while grinning and laughing. He then turns to face a tiered audience of seated, red-lit figures on a spotlit wooden stage, gesturing with the pointer and leaning forward as he laughs. He turns back toward the audience, waving his arm with the microphone, and returns to the brick wall, where he sways and grins broadly with his eyes shut, pointing the baton and holding the mic up beside his face. > Also, also, me like the fly light. > Me flop a ticky wrong time. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/374124.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/378503 ## 6:24–6:34 Krusty the Clown, with green hair and a red nose, performs in a white-gloved tuxedo and bow tie on a brick-backed stage, holding a microphone and dangling a pocket watch on a chain while a seated audience at small tables with glasses watches, including a man with spiky black hair in a blue jacket and a woman with a tall blue hairdo in a purple top. The view then pulls back to show the stage under a spotlight with a packed auditorium below, and finally cuts to Bart Simpson in a blue suit and matching shoes walking past a teal curtain while a stagehand in a cap studies a clipboard nearby. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/385176.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/389139 ## 6:34–6:44 Bart, the spiky-haired boy in a blue suit and red tie, stands in a backstage dressing area with teal lockers and curtains while Krusty, the clown with green hair and a red nose, sits slumped in a black tuxedo on a wooden chair with red clown shoes. Bart gestures and talks to Krusty, who rests his chin on his hand, gestures with his white gloves, and sits with a glum expression. Bart points his finger and speaks animatedly, while Krusty slumps forward looking dejected. > Hey, Krusty, great set. > Are you kidding? I stunk up the joint. No, no. > I was talking to Lisa back there. We both agreed. > You killed. > Really? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/395186.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/399357 ## 6:44–6:47 Krusty the Clown, with green hair, a red nose and a black tuxedo with a bow tie, sits against a blue striped curtain on a brown chair at the left edge. He first looks down and to the side with a flat, uneasy expression, then his mouth opens as if speaking, and he later shows a startled, open-mouthed look with his gloved hand raised to his chin. His eyes widen and then settle into a pensive, unsure gaze as he rests his hand against his chin. > Lisa, huh? > Oh, sure. There were a lot of laughs. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/405614.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/405822 ## 6:47–6:59 Bart Simpson, in a blue suit and pink tie, and Krusty the Clown, in a black tuxedo with a bow tie and green hair, stand and sit before blue curtains, with a wooden chair and a lavender dresser holding a blue jar beside them. Bart spreads his hands, then points a finger, while Krusty sits with his hands resting on his knees, later touching his chin as he talks. Bart clutches his jacket and laughs with his eyes shut as Krusty chuckles with his mouth wide open. > You probably couldn't hear them. The acoustics were so bad. > Yeah, the acoustics. That's what it was. > I mean, me so Charlie. > Yeah. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/408116.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/413121 ## 6:59–7:09 Krusty the Clown, with green hair and a red nose, sits in a black bow tie and tuxedo jacket at a desk with a blue jar, first talking and then pausing with his mouth open. Two men sit on a locker-room bench holding red cans: a long-haired man in a blue jacket and light blue pants on the left, and a balding, red-haired man in a green shirt and teal vest on the right. A dark-haired woman in a black top and brown pants enters from the left, looking toward them with her mouth open, then stands with her lips pressed together while the two men keep sitting. Later, a shirtless, bearded man with long hair, red shorts and blue boots, holding a green spotted inflatable and with two fish-shaped objects on his head, stands in the lockers room beside a stool holding a small monitor, while the vest-wearing man watches from the left. > That was great. > Did you get a load of Corpsey the Clown? > That guy cheapens our whole profession. > What do you think of a Minternet comic? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/420211.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/424174 ## 7:09–7:19 Krusty the Clown, with green hair, a red nose and a black bow tie in a tuxedo, sits with his arms folded while Bart, in a blue jacket and pink tie, stands beside him as a headset-wearing man with a clipboard looks on in a backstage area of blue curtains. Earlier, in a locker room, a long-haired woman in black, a long-haired man in a blue jacket, a man in a green vest holding soda cans, and a shirtless heavy man in red shorts and a green spotted inflatable ring watch a laptop on a red-cushioned stool, then a grey-haired man in a dark suit gestures toward the laptop. Between these, the silhouettes of Bart and a large figure with pointed ears cast shadows on a hanging blue curtain. > Guys, keep it down. > Five minutes, Krusty. > Oh, I ain't going back out there. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/430221.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/434392 ## 7:19–7:31 Bart, in a blue shirt, sits beside Krusty the Clown, who wears a black tuxedo and green hair, in a backstage area with blue curtains. A man with a headset and clipboard, a pencil in hand, talks to them while Krusty grimaces and then glares, and the shadows of Bart and Krusty fall across a teal curtain as the scene fades to black. The Pimento Grove building appears with its large circular sign, a red umbrella, and a no-entry sign, as a Springfield Shopper van drives in from the left. > No. > Five minutes to get your stuff and get out. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/440649.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/445654 ## 7:31–7:40 Krusty the Clown, in his pink suit and bow tie with a cigarette, sits in a red-booth restaurant beside a shirtless yellow man with green hair, a bone stuck through it and a green lei, both at a table with an ashtray under portrait-lined walls. A brown monkey in a pink hat and bow tie rolls in on roller skates carrying a stack of papers, and Krusty leans over to take one, unfolding a Springfield Shopper with the headline "Dog Kills Cat" while the monkey stays at the table edge. > Where is that stinking monkey? > It's about time. Give me those reviews. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/452744.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/456081 ## 7:40–7:48 Krusty the Clown, with green hair and a red nose, sits on a red booth couch in a room with framed portraits and a potted plant, reading the Springfield Shopper newspaper with the headline 'DOG KILLS CAT, SELF' over a small photo of a grey dog. He stares at the paper with a grimace, then mouths words and gasps, and in the later part of the moment he raises a white-gloved hand to his head and pulls a dejected face, while his expression stays glum and worried until the scene ends with him still reading. > Last night's comedy benefit delivered wall-to-wall laughs without exception. > Phew. > The only exception was the embarrassingly dated humor of Springfield's green-haired, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/461503.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/464631 ## 7:48–7:57 Krusty the Clown, with green curly hair, a red nose and a blue bow tie, sits on a red booth sofa in a diner, reading the Springfield Shopper newspaper whose headline reads DOG KILLS CAT, SELF. He glances at the paper with a grimacing, clenched-teeth expression, then his mouth opens as he talks, and he grimaces again. The newspaper is then gripped in both white-gloved hands and the sheets are spread out and folded. Framed portraits hang on the wall behind him and a potted plant is at the right. In the final moment he throws his head back, eyes shut, laughing with his mouth wide open while the newspaper rests on the table. > red-nosed hack. > Yeah, yeah, yeah. > Krusty the Clown, oh! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/469844.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/472973 ## 7:57–8:05 Krusty the Clown sits at a restaurant table in a pink suit, bow tie and white gloves, with a dish of snacks and papers in front of him, while a shirtless, tan-skinned man with a bone stuck through his teal hair and a green lei stands beside the booth. Krusty reads the papers, grimaces and scowls, then speaks with his mouth open as the bone-haired man looks on, and a brown monkey in a pink hat slides into view at the right holding a banana, first offering it and then extending it toward Krusty over the back of the red booth, with framed portraits on the wall behind. > They say any publicity is good publicity. > You, sir, are an idiot. > Ha, ha, ha, ha! > Ah, that's your answer to everything. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/478186.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/481314 ## 8:05–8:13 Krusty the Clown sits at a round table with a tablecloth in a restaurant booth, a red upholstered bench behind him, and a monkey in a pink hat perched on the bench at right, with a small ashtray and scattered peanuts on the table. Across from him sits a yellow, shirtless figure with a teal bone-topped hairdo and a green lei, who never speaks but leans in and listens. Krusty gestures with his white gloved hands, then sits with his face buried in his hands and his head sinking toward the table, then lifts his hands, gestures out, and turns to argue. He flings an arm toward the other figure and yells, while a stack of papers lies on the table and framed portraits hang on the wall behind them. > Look at my life. I'm talking to a monkey and, uh, I don't know what the hell you are. > You can be so cruel when you're sober. Well, I'll fix that. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/486528.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/489656 ## 8:13–8:25 Krusty the Clown, with green hair, red nose, and a lavender shirt with a blue bow tie, sits at a table in a dimly lit lounge across from a yellow-skinned, shirtless figure with a teal bone-topped hairdo and a green leaf necklace, both framed by caricature portraits on the wall and a red booth behind them. Krusty smokes a cigarette, ashtray with butts on the table, and he gestures and grimaces while talking, then turns to face the other figure while holding the cigarette, his mouth open mid-speech. The scene ends on a black screen where a fireworks-like burst fades in, followed by a neon sign reading 'The Gutter Room' with a red starburst, green oval, and martini glass, which then flickers to show a yellow star in place of the starburst. > I'm going on the bender to end all benders. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/495078.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/499666 ## 8:25–8:33 Krusty the Clown, in his pink outfit, blue bow tie and green hair, stands against a black background. He eats a bite of something, drinks from a blue glass, then sets the glass down and lifts a stack of red beer cans to balance them on his head, where they wobble. A green neon sign reading "BLOTTOS" slides into view, and Krusty raises a brown oval object toward his wide-open mouth as the sign glows behind him. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/506756.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/509467 ## 8:33–8:41 Krusty the Clown, with green hair, a red nose, a pink shirt and a blue bow tie, is in a dark space beside a glowing pink neon sign reading "The Bloated Liver". He first sucks on a tube attached to a brown gourd-like object, then sips from a blue cocktail glass, and later holds up a tan leather boot and bites into its sole. A faded, shadowy figure appears behind him in some moments. The sequence ends with him drinking from a large grey bottle, with a bright sparkle at his mouth. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/514472.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/517392 ## 8:41–8:51 Krusty the Clown, with green hair and a pink shirt over green pants, stands beside a grey pedestal trophy against a black background, first leaning down toward it and then standing upright before bending over again. The scene cuts to the Simpson house, a two-storey house with a pink door, then to Marge, with her tall blue beehive, and Lisa, in her red dress, sitting side by side on a brown couch beneath a sailboat painting. Last, a television screen shows a disco with a mirrorball where several dancers move on a checkered floor, including a man in a pink shirt and white pants and a woman in a red dress. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/522397.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/526568 ## 8:51–9:02 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, and Lisa Simpson, in a red dress with a pearl necklace, sit side by side on a brown couch in the living room beneath a framed sailboat picture. Marge's wide eyes and Lisa's open-mouthed expressions shift as they glance off to the side, and a slicked-hair man in a pink jacket and gold necklace and an auburn-haired woman in a red off-shoulder dress, seen on a small TV-style screen with stage lights and red curtains, gesture and talk. The scene ends with Marge grinning nervously while Lisa wears a knowing half-smile. > No quiero que asar, por supuesto. > Te amo. What'd he say, Lisa? What'd he say? > He said there's no shame in their forbidden love. > Ooh. > Diego's not gonna like that. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/532824.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/536995 ## 9:02–9:13 Inside a TV screen framed in purple, a dark-haired man in a pink shirt and white pants dances with a woman in a red dress under a sparkling disco ball on a checkered floor, while other dancers move behind them. The man is Raul, the woman has long auburn hair, and in the second half the pair embrace closely in front of a glittering red curtain as a blonde woman in a purple outfit watches from the right. Cut to a living room with a sailboat picture above a brown couch, where Marge in a green dress and red beads and Lisa in a red dress and pearls sit side by side; Lisa's eyes droop and she speaks while Marge glances sideways and then smiles slightly. > Oh, Raul, lléveme allá abajo de la boya de pagar. > Take me here under the disco ball. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/543251.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/547839 ## 9:13–9:25 Bart Simpson slides down the purple banister of the pink staircase, then runs across the hallway and jumps onto the brown couch beside Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive, and Lisa Simpson, who wears a red dress, while Bart holds a remote control. On the living room TV, a red curtain with a grinning Krusty the Clown face appears, then a cheering crowd fills the screen, and finally Krusty stands behind a lavender desk between two curtains under a polka-dot backdrop. > Beep beep, clear the couch, it's Krusty time. > And now, here's Krusty. > Hey, hey, I'm Kent Brockman the Clown. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/554512.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/559517 ## 9:25–9:35 Krusty the Clown sits behind a desk in front of a red and orange polka-dot backdrop, shown on a television screen, with a sheet of paper resting on the desk before him. He speaks with his mouth open, then closes his eyes and grimaces, opens them and looks up, and moves his hands over the paper as he talks, giving a wide-mouthed expression and a few pursed-lip looks before ending with his mouth open in speech. > filling in for Krusty the clown who didn't come in today. > He is presumed dead or on vacation. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/566816.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/570570 ## 9:35–9:45 Krusty the Clown, with green hair and a red nose, sits behind a desk on a red-and-orange polka-dot TV set, holding a sheet of paper in both hands as he reads the news. He glances down at the paper, looks up with wide eyes and an open mouth, then keeps reading with his mouth moving, his expression shifting between stern and dazed. The on-screen scene is framed by a blue TV border. > Today's top joke, > it seems a local moron threw his clock out the window. > We'll tell you why right after this. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/576618.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/580371 ## 9:45–9:54 Bart Simpson sits with Lisa and Marge in the living room, then walks out the front door past the WELCOME mat, along the sidewalk beside the wooden fence, and climbs the fence to peer over it. On the green lawn beyond, Krusty the clown lies sprawled while a red-haired man in a blue vest and a red-haired boy in a pink shirt hold him down, with a potted hedge and the house's front steps behind them. > Oh, this sucks. I am out of here. > Wow, a clown! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/586211.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/590173 ## 9:54–10:08 Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, peers over a backyard fence in the background, while a heavyset man with curly reddish-brown hair and a blue shirt and a woman with a curly brown hairdo and a pink dress stand over Krusty, who lies sprawled on the lawn with his green hair, red nose and open mouth. The man repeatedly jabs at the clown with a stick and gestures with his other hand as the woman leans in, looking uneasy, and then glances toward the fence. In the final moment Bart steps forward into the foreground beside the woman, who covers her face with one hand, and leans over the clown, while a blue-bowed pink-and-green outfit and a pair of red shoes are visible at the clown's feet. > Do you think he's evil? > He smells evil. > Should we tell Daddy? > No, let's poke him a little while longer. > Hey, get away from him, you little freaks. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/596012.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/601643 ## 10:08–10:16 Bart Simpson, in his orange shirt and spiky hair, drags the limp Krusty the Clown, with his green hair, red nose and purple suit, across the green front lawn and past a wooden fence beside the Simpson house. He then hauls Krusty's body up the staircase indoors, where Krusty slumps over the steps and banisters under portraits of Marge and Bart and a potted red plant. A small child stands in the front doorway at the start, and Bart's grip on Krusty's arms tightens as they climb. > Sorry. Sorry. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/609567.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/612487 ## 10:16–10:26 Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, stands beside a red bed in a pink bedroom while Krusty the Clown, with green hair and a bow tie, lies propped up in the bed holding a white mug. Krusty rubs his forehead with a white glove, grimaces, and winces, and his face shifts between sore and strained expressions as he speaks to Bart. Krusty posters, a Krusty pennant, a Krusty toy box, and a Krusty figure on the nightstand decorate the room. The scene closes on a close view of Bart, who squints one eye and frowns, with a Krusty figure sitting on the nightstand lamp behind him. > Oh, > it hurts to talk. > We'll have to work out a system of blinks. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/617909.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/621454 ## 10:26–10:37 Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands beside a blue nightstand in a pink bedroom while Krusty the Clown, with green hair and a blue bow tie, lies propped up on a red-and-yellow bed holding a mug with his own face on it. Bart's expression shifts from wide-eyed attention to a sour, squinting grimace as he raises a hand to his mouth, while Krusty talks with his mouth open, frowns, and in the final moments sits up and shifts his leg as Bart stands with a hand on his hip. Posters of Krusty hang on the wall, and a Krusty doll sits on the nightstand beside the lamp. > Not you, you imbecile. Oh, phew. > What were you drinking? > Gasoline? > Yes, I was drinking gasoline, mother. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/627293.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/632090 ## 10:37–10:48 Homer, bald and stubbled, is dressed in Krusty the Clown's green wig, red nose, white gloves and blue bow tie, standing before a mirror in a pink room beneath a 'THE KRUSTY SHOW!' poster that reads 'WEEKDAYS'. He combs his green hair with a brush, then lifts a gloved hand to his head and face while the clown reflected in the mirror grins back, and he finally holds his head with both hands as Bart, in an orange shirt, watches from the background beside a lying figure on a bed and a telephone on a table. > Uh, Crusty. Hang on, kid. I got a tack in my head. > That's one of your posters. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/638763.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/643351 ## 10:48–10:59 Bart and Krusty the Clown, in Bart's pink bedroom filled with Krusty merchandise, including posters, a Krusty-labelled chest, figurines, a lamp and a snow globe. Bart gestures at Krusty, who stands by the red bed, and a clown lies in the bed with its arms raised. The scene moves through close-ups of a Krusty figurine on the lamp, a snow globe, a Krusty mug, and a round "Krusty's Radon Detector" sign, then Krusty studies a corkboard with a "Kamp Krusty" sign and a pointer. It ends on a white-gloved hand holding a "Krusty's Personal Swabs" jar, with the Krusty logo and the words "Personal Swabs" visible. > I got all the Crusty stuff. > Man, look at all the crap with my face on it. > Crusty's personal swabs? What was I thinking? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/649816.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/653987 ## 10:59–11:10 Krusty the Clown, with green hair and a red nose, stands at a red desk holding a blue canister while Bart, in an orange shirt with spiky hair, watches him from the right. Krusty gestures, sighs and slumps, then ends up hunched forward with his gloved hands over his face as Bart looks on. The pink room has shelves of Krusty merchandise, a corkboard with a Kamp Krusty sign, and a round Krusty Brand Seal of Approval badge that appears on the board later. > All these years I should have been working on my act, but I was too busy selling out. > Now I'm just a tired old hack. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/660243.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/664831 ## 11:10–11:21 Krusty the Clown, with green hair, white gloves, a red nose and a purple shirt, sits at a wooden desk beside Bart Simpson, who has spiky hair and wears an orange shirt. Beneath a corkboard with a Kamp Krusty sign and a Krusty Brand Seal of Approval badge, Bart holds a small dish and swab near Krusty's face while Krusty first hides his face in his hands, then grimaces, gestures with both hands, and raises a hand to his face. Bart later holds up a bottle labeled Krusty eye wash, and Krusty clutches his face in pain before both settle into a tense, unhappy stare. > Ah, that burns! What the hell's on those things? > Here, quick, use my Crusty eye wash. > No, not in your life. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/671713.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/676092 ## 11:21–11:32 Bart Simpson and Krusty the Clown, with green hair and a red nose, appear first in front of the Simpsons' house, number 8 on its pink door, then in a blue-tiled bathroom where Krusty sits in a tub of suds with a cigar. A grey-haired man in a white shirt and pink tie scrubs Krusty's green hair while Bart lathers the side of it, then Bart holds a bottle and clasps his hands as the man lifts a soapy hand over Krusty's head. Krusty grimaces, opens his mouth and gestures with his cigar as the bubbles shift around the tub. > Thanks for coming, Jay. Crusty really needs help. > Ugh, no question. > I gotta freshen up my act. > Jay, you're a professional comedian, right? > Right? > Answer me! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/682557.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/686936 ## 11:32–11:42 Krusty the Clown sits shirtless in a bubbly bathtub against a blue tiled wall, holding an unlit cigar, while Bart, in a red shirt and blue shorts, scrubs foam into Krusty's green hair and a heavy man with swept-back grey hair, white shirt and pink tie works on the other side of the hair. Krusty grimaces and stares sideways as the scrubbing goes on, and Bart's expression shifts from strained effort to a glum, downcast look as he stands at the tub's edge. Soap suds cover the tub rim and a teal soap dish is mounted on the tiles. > Yes, now stop squirming. > I'm trying to get these tangles out. > They are just impossible. > Well, they are. > Anyway, don't you have some advice for Krusty? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/693401.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/697363 ## 11:42–11:55 Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, appears at the side of a blue-tiled bathroom beside a faucet, then the scene shifts to Krusty the Clown, with green hair and a red nose, sitting in a bubbly bathtub with a cigar, while a grey-haired man in a white shirt and pink tie perches on the tub's edge. The man gestures with open hands and talks while Krusty responds, waving his cigar and at one point holding up a dripping white sock-like item from the water, as the man glances over at him. The setting includes a yellow shower curtain and a pink wall shelf holding bottles and a towel. > Well, > these days people like observational humor about things they deal with in everyday life. > Oh, yeah. > You mean like when your lazy butler washes your sock garters and they're still covered > with schmutz? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/703411.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/709042 ## 11:55–12:08 Bart, in a red-orange shirt, and Krusty, the clown with green hair and a cigar, are in a blue-tiled room with a green wall-mounted dispenser, along with a heavy grey-haired man in a white shirt and pink tie. Bart scowls and pushes at the dispenser, then raises his hands to hold off Krusty, who leans in with his mouth open. Krusty then settles beside the grey-haired man, who smiles and rests a hand on Krusty's shoulder, before a large figure in a white shirt and blue trousers moves into the foreground and blocks the view. > Well, kind of. > But more universal. And maybe lose the miso-sally bit. > Hey, whoa, whoa, let's not tamper with the classic. > Shut up, kid. > Come on, Leno. > Tamper, teach and part. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/716758.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/722388 ## 12:08–12:20 Homer, a bald heavyset man in a white shirt, stands at a green toilet and lifts its seat while Bart, in an orange shirt and blue shorts, watches beside a tub where Krusty, with green hair and a red nose, sits holding a cigar. A grey-haired man in a white shirt and pink tie sits on the tub's edge, and a brown monkey wearing a pink hat dangles upside down from the shower rail. The scene shifts to a bathtub seen from behind, where Krusty's green hair is visible above the bubbles, while Homer stands with wide eyes and an open mouth as a goldfish and a pink fish swim near his face, and the grey-haired man sits at the left edge. The view then returns to Bart, the monkey, Krusty, and the seated man, with Krusty puffing or holding his cigar and looking annoyed. > Dad! > Whoops, sorry, son. I didn't know you, Jay Leno, and a monkey were bathing a clown. > Well, they are, so make with the loofah or get out. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/729896.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/734484 ## 12:20–12:23 Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, pops up behind a small wooden stage in front of a red brick fireplace under a banner reading "BART'S COMEDY JAM," then bends to grab a blue towel draped over the stage and straightens up holding it while peering out with wide eyes. Homer, seen from behind, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive, watch from the foreground as Lisa's star-shaped hair shows at the bottom edge, and a glass of water sits on a small side table beside the fireplace. > And then, of course, there's Mom, who sounds something like this. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/741366.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/741574 ## 12:23–12:35 Bart, in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands on a wooden stage in front of a brick fireplace under a COMEDY JAM banner, with a coat rack at the right edge. He first grips a light blue towel-like wrap, then pulls it onto his head as a tall beehive shape, and he speaks while gesturing with pointing fingers, a hand on his hip, and hands at his chest. He keeps talking and posing, with his expression shifting from wide-eyed to smug to stern. > Eat your vegetables. > Take a sweater. > I don't think that's a good idea. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/744285.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/749082 ## 12:35–12:45 Marge, with her tall blue beehive, sits calmly on a dark red couch beside Lisa in her red dress and pearl necklace and Homer in a white shirt and blue pants, with Homer clapping and laughing while Lisa claps along, all in a pink living room with a lamp and framed pictures. The scene then moves to a stage with a 'COMEDY JAM' banner above a brick fireplace, where Bart in an orange shirt and blue shorts first pulls a light blue towel-turban off his head, then stands clapping his hands, gesturing with both arms spread wide, and grinning while he waves an arm toward the side. > Take that, Mark. > Thank you, thank you. And now, > the all-new comedy stylings of... Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/756172.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/760551 ## 12:45–12:56 Homer, bald and heavy in a white shirt, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive, sit at the bottom of the frame watching a small stage in a pink living room under a banner reading "Bart's Comedy Jam." Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, first stands on the wooden stage making gestures and grinning, then steps off to the left. Krusty the clown, with his green hair and bow tie, takes the stage and stands with his arms out, then holds a glass of water and a notepad in his white-gloved hands. Bart returns to stand beside the armchair at the left, while Homer and Marge clap, and a small grinning figure sits on the chair. > Krusty the Clown! > Yay! > Whoa! > Krusty! Where's my water? > Oh, here it is. > Alright. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/766808.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/770979 ## 12:56–13:04 Krusty the Clown, with green hair, a red nose and a blue bow tie, stands in front of a pink wall and a white banner reading "BART'S COMEDY JAM" with a brick fireplace below. He holds a small spiral notepad in one white-gloved hand and speaks to the audience, opening and closing his mouth, flashing a toothy grin, and at one point raising his other gloved hand as he talks. His expression shifts between wide-eyed looks and a grimace while he reads from the notepad and gestures, with no other characters present. > Hello. > I'm a real person, and as a real person, > I've made some humorous observations about real life. > For example, have you ever noticed how there are two phone books? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/777235.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/780154 ## 13:04–13:12 Krusty the Clown, with green hair, a red nose, a blue bow tie and a pink shirt, stands in front of a white banner reading "BART'S COMEDY JAM" on a pink wall beside a wall sconce and a brick ledge. He holds a small spiral notepad in one gloved hand while gesturing with the other, first with an open palm, then tapping his chest, and later grinning with his arms spread wide. Throughout, he shifts his pose and expression while keeping the notepad in view. > A white one and a yellow one? > Like, what's the deal with that? One's residential, the other is business. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/785159.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/788079 ## 13:12–13:24 Marge with her tall blue beehive, Lisa in her red dress and pearl necklace, and Homer in his white shirt sit together on a dark red couch in a pink living room, with a lamp and a framed picture on the wall behind them. Krusty the Clown stands in front of a banner reading "Bart's Comedy Jam", holding a spiral notepad and gesturing with his white-gloved hand, then grimacing, frowning, and grinning widely with his arms spread. Back on the couch, Marge and Lisa turn their heads slightly while Homer's eyes are half-closed and his head tilts down, and the three sit still as the scene ends. > Oh. > Well, that makes sense. > What are they thinking next? Blue pages? > They have those. > They're government listings. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/793084.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/798089 ## 13:24–13:37 Krusty the Clown, with green hair and a red nose, stands in front of a sign reading "Bart's Comedy Jar" and reads from a notepad, then flips to a long list of paper and keeps reading. Krusty's pad and the paper sheet are in his white-gloved hands and move as he turns the pages and looks down at the list. In the final part of the scene, Krusty stands with his back to the viewer in a pink room, facing Marge, Lisa and Homer, who sit on a dark couch and watch him, with Marge in her tall blue beehive, Lisa in her red dress and Homer in his white shirt and blue jeans. > I see. > Uh, what about two-cent stamps? > Pizza pie is very hot these days. > Can't open pickle jars. No mail on Sunday. > Out of paper towels. Oh, oh, oh. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/805388.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/810810 ## 13:37–13:44 Krusty the Clown stands before a brick fireplace under a banner reading > What's the deal with cardboard? > Boo! > All right, let's just move on to Notebook 2. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/818526.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/821029 ## 13:44–13:55 Krusty the Clown, with green-teal hair, red nose, lavender shirt, green pants and white gloves holding a notepad, stands in the pink living room and faces Homer, who is seated on a dark red couch in a white shirt and blue pants, then later stands by the couch and covers his mouth with his hand. Marge in a tall blue beehive and green dress and Lisa in a red dress stand near the couch in the early moments, with Lisa then walking away across the room toward the couch while Homer looks on. Later Krusty stands with his hands clasped and a blue bow tie while Bart, in an orange shirt, faces him, gesturing with open hands, and Krusty raises a white-gloved hand and then a pointing finger as Bart stands listening. Framed family portraits hang on the pink walls, a potted plant sits in a wall niche, and a lamp with a teal shade sits on a side table near the couch. > I really gotta get dinner started. Me too. > I also have to go. > Boo! > Oh... Krusty, the acoustics in here are just... > I appreciate the effort, kid, but there's only one thing left for me to do. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/825616.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/830204 ## 13:55–13:59 The scene opens on the Krustylu Studios gate under its arched banner, with a Channel 6 sign showing a grey-haired man beside the entrance. It cuts to a press conference where Krusty the Clown stands behind a wooden podium with a face emblem and a cluster of microphones, facing rows of seated reporters in front of orange curtains. Carl, a Black man with glasses and a notepad, watches from the left, a man in a light blue shirt raises a device toward the podium, and a man in a brown fedora holds his head, until a bright flash of light bursts near the reporter on the left. > Thank you for coming. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/836878.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/837712 ## 13:59–14:12 Krusty the Clown, with green hair, a red nose and a lavender-and-purple outfit with a blue bow tie, stands behind a wooden podium draped with a Krusty emblem and a cluster of microphones against an orange curtained backdrop. He speaks in a mournful, solemn manner, then his expression shifts to wide-eyed and grimacing, and he gestures with his white-gloved hand, first extended outward and then raised toward the microphones, as he keeps addressing the crowd. > Smart lads who slip at times away From fields where glory will not stay > Runners whom the race outran And the name died before the man But Krusty, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/840840.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/846262 ## 14:12–14:25 A press conference in a purple-walled room with a red-lettered banner behind the crowd: first a bespectacled reporter in a blue suit and tie lifts a pencil and gestures toward a window while reporters with notepads watch. Krusty the Clown, with green hair and a red nose, then stands at a wooden podium bristling with microphones in front of an orange curtain, speaking, frowning, and gesturing with white-gloved hands. Finally a black-haired woman in glasses, red lipstick and a blue jacket holds a notepad and pencil and speaks, pointing toward a man in a brown fedora beside her. > does this have a point? > Yes, > I'm quitting show business I was just trying to go out with a little class, > you jackass But Krusty, why now? Why not 20 years ago? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/853770.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/859192 ## 14:25–14:33 Krusty the Clown, with green hair, a red nose and a lavender suit with a blue bow tie, stands behind a wooden podium covered in microphones against an orange wood-paneled backdrop, with a Krusty emblem on the podium front. He grimaces and scowls while speaking, gesturing with his white-gloved hands, first pointing with one arm out to the side, then spreading his arms wide and gesturing toward the microphones. In the final moment he leans forward over the microphones with his gloved hands pressed together, looking downward and speaking with a pursed mouth. > Because comedy ain't funny anymore Instead of time-tested jokes about women drivers and > doctor bills You got some big chin schlub reading typos from the Palookaville Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/866699.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/869410 ## 14:33–14:40 Krusty the Clown stands behind a wooden podium covered in microphones, in front of an orange wood-paneled backdrop with a Krusty face emblem on the podium's front. He gestures with his white-gloved hands, raising and lowering them, shrugs with his arms spread wide, and grimaces and speaks animatedly, his green hair and blue bow tie visible throughout. His expressions shift from scowling to wide-eyed and open-mouthed as he talks, then he finishes with his arms flung outward. > Post Well, here's a headline for you. > Nobody cares! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/874415.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/877126 ## 14:40–14:54 Krusty the Clown stands at a wooden podium with a Krusty face emblem and a cluster of microphones, in front of an orange striped curtain backdrop, delivering a stand-up routine. He gestures with his white-gloved hands, raises a hand to his face, and hunches forward at times, looking frustrated and dismayed. Behind him in the seated audience, a row of men with glasses, a grey-haired man in a brown fedora, and a woman in a purple dress holding popcorn watch, while a cameraman films from the back on a raised platform and several men in the back row hold cameras. > Hey, I washed your hair. > These comics today. > Ooh, look at me. I can't set my VCR. I can't open a bag of airline peanuts. > I'm a freaking moron! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/881923.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/887762 ## 14:54–14:59 Krusty the Clown, with green hair and a purple shirt, stands at a wooden podium in a crowded auditorium, flinging his white-gloved hands up and then gesturing toward a packed audience of men in suits and hats who are all talking and laughing. The scene then moves to the Simpson living room, where Homer sits on the couch holding a mug and laughing with his mouth wide open while Bart, Lisa, Marge and Maggie watch the television beside Santa's Little Helper on the striped rug. Lisa's eyes close and Homer's grin turns into a grimace as the family keeps watching. > Krusty's going nuts. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/895686.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/897146 ## 14:59–15:12 Krusty the Clown, with green hair, a red nose and a blue bow tie, stands on a stage before orange curtains, speaking into a microphone at a wooden podium with a Krusty logo in the first shot and later holding the mic in front of him. Audience members in the foreground, including a man in a brown fedora and a figure with curly black hair, watch from the bottom of the picture. Across the scene Krusty moves between the podium and center stage, gesturing with his white-gloved hands, crossing his arms over the mic at one point, raising a hand in a wave, and finally spreading an arm wide while he keeps talking. > Then you got these lady comics talking about stuff that would embarrass Red Fox. > God rest his smutty soul. > Who they slept with. What time they sit on the can. > This is supposed to get you a husband? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/900691.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/906114 ## 15:12–15:24 Krusty the Clown, with green hair, a purple shirt and a blue bow tie, stands against an orange wooden wall clutching a handheld microphone while a crowd of reporters and photographers watches behind him. He scowls, then talks and grins, and later moves to a wooden podium with a round emblem and several microphones, where he flings his white-gloved arms wide with a smug smile. > What the hell are you laughing at? I'm just telling the truth. > And it's funny. > It is? > In that case, I'm proud to announce my triumphant return to comedy. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/913621.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/918418 ## 15:24–15:37 Krusty the Clown stands at a wooden podium in front of an orange curtain, arms spread wide, then Sideshow Bob's black-and-white silhouette-like figure (spiky red hair replaced here by the clown's frame) pushes into the same spot, arms outstretched, while audience members in the rows below raise hands and one takes a photo with a flash. The scene then goes black, and when it returns, Homer and Marge stand outside Moe's Brew Ha Ha! at night, Marge in a green dress and red beads, Homer in a white shirt, with a sign reading 4 DRINK MINIMUM beside the door. Homer puts his arm around Marge and speaks, and a slight shift of his body and her posture follows as he reassures her, with the sign still visible behind them. > For a drink minimum? > I'll cover you, honey. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/925299.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/930721 ## 15:37–15:47 Moe, the grey-haired bartender in a blue shirt, black bow tie and dark apron, stands on a small stage under a red spotlight in front of a brick wall, holding a microphone on a stand. He leans into the mic, talks to the crowd, and gestures with a finger raised to his lips in a shushing motion, then grins and keeps talking. Seated patrons watch from round tables lit by candles, including Marge with her tall blue beehive at the left edge, Homer with his bald head at the front left, and a green-capped man at the right. Framed pictures hang on the dark wall behind the stage. > Hi, how you folks doing? > I'm Moe, or as the ladies like to call me, Hey You Behind the Bushes. > Is this thing on? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/938229.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/942608 ## 15:47–15:57 Moe, the grey-haired bartender, stands at a microphone in the bar while Chief Wiggum sits at a nearby table and Barney, the heavy drunk with messy brown hair, sits at the counter holding a beer. Moe then moves to a red-lit stage, scowling and speaking into the mic before leaning in toward it. The scene ends with Apu in a green jacket in a booth beside a woman in pink, holding a drink with a paper umbrella and gesturing under an EXIT sign and a pennant reading ISOTOPE. > No! > Sorry, Moe! > And now, without further a poo... I have been zinged and I love it. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/948865.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/952618 ## 15:57–16:09 Moe, the grey-haired bartender in a blue apron and bow tie, stands at a microphone on a red brick-walled stage in the first several moments, gesturing and speaking with a sneer. Later, the stage is seen from the audience, with Moe at the mic, Chief Wiggum in a police cap, Patty and Selma with grey-violet hair, and a man with a moustache... Then the scene changes: the spotlight shows Krusty, the clown with green hair and a red nose, smoking a cigarette and gesturing at the microphone while the audience watches from their seats in the foreground. Framed posters and a 'Laramie' sign hang on the walls of the club, and Krusty ends the moment standing with his hands in his jacket pockets and a smoke trail rising from his cigarette. > The last angry clown, the man who spews truth from every orifice, > ladies and gentlemen, Krusty. > Yeah, yeah, yeah. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/958458.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/963254 ## 16:09–16:21 Krusty the Clown, with green hair, a red nose and a black jacket over a black sweater, performs stand-up at a microphone under a red spotlight against a brick wall, holding a lit cigarette whose smoke curls upward. He smokes, gestures with his free hand and talks to the audience. The view then cuts to a club room where Homer, cupping his hands at his mouth, Marge with her tall blue beehive, Lisa and Bart sit at round tables watching the act. Krusty continues performing with the microphone and cigarette while seated audience members, including Homer at the left edge, watch from small tables lit by candle lamps. Framed pictures hang on the dark wall and no on-screen text is visible. > So, I'm watching TV today. > Woo! TV, yeah! All I keep seeing is dead celebrities hawking products. > They got poor Vincent Price floating around on a toilet cake telling me about the horrors Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/970553.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/975558 ## 16:21–16:30 Krusty the Clown, with green hair, a red nose and a lit cigarette, performs at a microphone under a red spotlight in front of a brick wall, gesturing with his white-gloved hands and shrugging as smoke drifts up. The scene then shifts to the crowded bar, where Chief Wiggum sits smiling at a table in the foreground, with a grey-haired man in a blue suit, a woman in a purple dress with a gold necklace, and Homer in a white shirt in the background, while Krusty keeps speaking into the mic in the lower left. > of an unfresh bowl. > And I tell you something else. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/982648.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/986194 ## 16:30–16:39 Krusty the Clown performs on a stage under a red spotlight, a smoking cigarette in his hand beside the microphone, while audience members in the foreground watch from behind chairs; he grimaces, opens his mouth to speak, and stretches one white-gloved arm wide. Then the crowd fills a dim tavern with round tables and glowing candles, where Chief Wiggum in his blue police uniform, Patty with grey-violet hair, Homer and Marge at the right, and Apu, all laugh with open mouths, and a jukebox glows in the back corner. > I do not believe Winston Churchill would eat a Dervina schnitzel. > There's nothing those Madison Avenue grave robbers won't do to get us to buy their crack. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/992033.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/995369 ## 16:39–16:48 Krusty the Clown stands at a microphone on a wooden stage in a black jacket and black shirt, with a cigarette in his hand and green hair, first in a close-up with smoke curling up from the cigarette as he talks and gestures with his free arm on his hip. The view then pulls back to show him from behind, facing a bar crowd of seated patrons, including Chief Wiggum in his blue police uniform, Homer and Marge at a back table, a woman with grey-violet hair clapping at the front left, and a man in a blue sweater clapping at the right. Krusty keeps talking and gesturing, and the audience claps and laughs while the cigarette smoke drifts upward past the mic stand and orange drinks sit on the tables. > Impeach Churchill! > Well, here's one dollar those crooks aren't gonna get their hands on. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1000791.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1004337 ## 16:48–17:00 Krusty the Clown performs on a brick-walled stage in a spotlight, with Homer, Chief Wiggum, Mrs. Krabappel and Marge watching from candlelit tables in a dim club. He holds up a dollar bill at the microphone, then brings a small lighter to it while the audience sits in the foreground and background. By the end the bill is burning at its top corner, with a bright orange flame and a glowing red flicker visible in his raised hand. > Uh, isn't that illegal? I don't care if it is illegal. > I'm making a stand here. Who's with me? I am. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1009967.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1014764 ## 17:00–17:13 Principal Skinner, in a blue suit and pink tie, sits at a candlelit bar table with an elderly woman with lavender curls, a purple necklace and a purse, while Ned Flanders in a green sweater and suspenders stands nearby with a banknote held up, and Carl, a Black man in a light grey jacket, sits in the background. Skinner feeds dollar bills into a glowing pot-shaped candle on the table, where the bills catch fire and burn, and Skinner's expression turns to a grimace as he holds the money over the flame. Other patrons and small candle-lit tables are visible throughout the bar. > I work like a thong for this. > Oh, you're burning it all wrong, Seymour. > It's my allowance, Mother, and I'll burn it the way I want. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1021854.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1027068 ## 17:13–17:21 Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson, and Lisa Simpson sit and stand around a dining table with a glowing yellow lamp in a dim, red-roofed room. Homer, standing at left, first holds a brown object, then gestures with his hands while his expression turns angry and a red glow appears on the table. Marge, with her tall blue beehive, and Lisa, in her red dress and pearl necklace, sit at the table; Marge's red beads and Lisa's pearls are visible. Marge then counts or handles a stack of green dollar bills from a maroon purse on the table while speaking, and Lisa reaches for the money, which Lisa holds in her hand in the final frame. > Take that, you greedy fat cats. March, give me your purse. > It's $42. > It's everything I have. Run home and bury it in the yard. > I love you, Mom. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1034367.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1037703 ## 17:21–17:28 Krusty, the clown with green hair and a red nose, stands at a raised podium while a seated audience including Homer, Marge in her blue beehive, and Mr. Burns in a dark suit and red tie raises flaming torches in a dim, red-lit hall. In the early moments the crowd holds its torches up and sways slightly, and the view then moves toward Krusty, who raises his own torch and gestures with his other hand, while a glowing lantern sits on the nearby table. Wooden chairs fill the foreground, and the torches keep flickering throughout. > Wow, you're hanging on his every word. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1043125.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1045002 ## 17:28–17:38 Troy McClure, a man with swept-back reddish hair in a grey suit and dark blue tie, sits at a small round table in a wood-panelled bar booth, holding a glass of beer beside a glowing yellow lamp, while a man in a purple jacket over a blue turtleneck sits beside him with his arms crossed. The left man talks and gestures, then the man in purple leans in, reaches out and rests his hand over the other man's hand on the table, and the left man grimaces and looks uneasy. The man in purple then pulls his hand back and clasps his hands on the table as both men sit in silence, with a telephone on the wall and bottles on a shelf behind them. > Are you thinking what I'm thinking? I hope so. > I thought I made myself clear in Boston. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1049173.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1053135 ## 17:38–17:48 Homer, Marge and Bart ride in a pink sedan driving down a suburban street lined with pink houses and hedges, with Homer at the wheel and Marge with her tall blue beehive beside him. Homer grins and talks animatedly as he drives, glancing sideways while Marge looks back at him, and Bart leans forward between them with a sour, skeptical expression. The car passes a pink house with a garage and a staircase-lined lawn, and the scene ends with Homer smirking as Marge and Bart react. > From now on, I'm gonna be just like Krusty and tell it like it is. > Marge, you're getting a little fat around the old thighs. > Dad! > You too, Bart. Oh, knock it off, Homer. You're the fattest one in the car. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1059392.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1063563 ## 17:48–17:59 Marge and Bart lean on the back of a purple car seat outside a suburban house, then Homer, in a white shirt, grips the steering wheel of the pink car with a worried look. The car stops at dusk on a street, where Lisa in a red dress and pearl necklace shovels a brown pile of muck while Marge looks out the window, and Lisa finishes with a thumbs-up as Marge gives one from the car. > You didn't have to tell it like it is, Marge. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1069819.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1073990 ## 17:59–18:01 A thin young man with reddish hair in a black t-shirt with a green alien logo and blue jeans stands outside Java the Hut beside a blonde woman in a light green dress holding a cup. The green awning lists coffee, lattes, bagels and pastries, and two silhouetted figures embrace in the window behind them, while parking meters flank the sidewalk. The man raises a cigarette to his mouth and exhales a drifting plume of smoke as the woman stands beside him and the silhouettes remain still. > I'm proud of you, Krusty. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1080454.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1080454 ## 18:01–18:14 Krusty the Clown, with green hair and a red nose, sits with arms crossed on a tan couch beside a grey-haired man in a black suit, white shirt and green tie who is not a regular and is not named here, and who gestures with open hands while talking. The man's hands move from open palms to fingers pinched together and back, and he pats or points toward Krusty's arm at times, while Krusty keeps his arms folded and grins. The couch sits before a yellow-green wall with a purple wall beside it, and a red swirling decoration hangs above. > Oh, sure, I've got material success. My own show, acres of cars, nice microwave oven. > But you're out there on the edge. > You're doing it for the sheer thrill. > And if I wasn't so afraid of clowns, I'd give you a big hug. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1082540.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1088170 ## 18:14–18:27 Krusty the Clown, with green hair and a red nose, sits arms crossed on a couch in a purple-walled room while several other people sit and stand around a coffee table and a pair of men in suits and jackets stand nearby. Krusty then stands before two men, one in a purple jacket over a blue turtleneck and one in a grey suit with a blue tie, who speak to him in turn, with the men's expressions shifting as they talk. The scene ends with the two men side by side in front of a bar shelf holding a potted plant and a bottle, with a wall phone visible at the edge. > Excuse me, Krusty. We've been watching you at Moe's all week. > And your credibility is just... wow. > Get to the point, Armani. > Well, > we think you'd be the perfect spokesman for our company's new sports utility vehicle, > the Canyonero. I guess you Wall Street weasels didn't get the word. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1096095.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1101100 ## 18:27–18:36 Krusty the Clown, with green hair and a red nose, grips the lapels of a grey-suited man with swept-back reddish hair, who may be Troy McClure, in a purple room with framed pictures, a potted plant on a shelf, and a wall phone. Krusty scowls and pulls the man close while the man grimaces and talks back, then Krusty's expression turns glum as the man holds up a pale green sheet titled "KRUSTY'S LEGAL FORMS," which shows a cartoon Krusty with a gavel and the speech bubble "HEY, HEY! THEY'RE BINDING!" > Krusty's not for sale. But you endorse everything. > In fact, this endorsement contract comes from your line of legal forms. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1108190.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1111527 ## 18:36–18:46 Krusty the Clown, with green hair and a red nose, first stands holding a pale green sheet of paper and talking, then turns toward a yellow abstract painting with a black triangle while gesturing with one white-gloved hand. He later stands in a purple-walled room with his arms folded, a dark-haired man in a purple jacket and blue turtleneck beside him, and Troy McClure in a grey suit, blue tie, and swept-back reddish hair, who looks surprised and points to the side. Shelves with a bottle and plant, a wall phone, and a stool surround them. > It's a quality form. > But those days are behind me. I don't shill for nobody no more. > Are you sure? > Because we're prepared to offer you a free, fully loaded Canyonero. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1117158.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1121120 ## 18:46–18:53 A red boxy SUV with three round headlights on its grille sits on a street, shifting slightly forward and back, before the scene cuts indoors. Krusty the Clown, with green hair and a dark jacket over a black shirt, stands in a purple room with a bookshelf and potted plant, first with a wide-eyed stare, then gesturing and grimacing as he talks. Beside him, Troy McClure in a grey suit holds a green sheet of paper, and a dark-haired man in a purple jacket and blue turtleneck stands nearby. The scene then moves to a lounge where Krusty, seen from behind, faces a dark-haired woman in a black top seated in a teal armchair, a man with a moustache and long hair in a green butterfly shirt, and a man in a blue jacket, with a coffee table holding two cups and saucers. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1127168.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1129670 ## 18:53–19:02 Krusty the Clown, with green hair and white gloves, stands in a purple-walled room beside two men: a brown-haired man in a purple jacket and blue turtleneck, and a reddish-haired man in a grey suit clutching a sheet of paper. Krusty grabs and herds the two men across the room past chairs, tables and a counter while they look startled and nervous. The scene then moves outside to Moe's Brew Ha Ha, where a crowd gathers at the door beneath the banner, next to a parked pink car. > No! > Take your corporate blood wagon and get the hell out! > Are you sure? It's free! > Stop saying that! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1134050.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1138012 ## 19:02–19:13 Homer Simpson sits at a table on the left of a dim bar with red brick walls, beside a man in a teal shirt and a long-haired man in a green sweater and purple suspenders, while a man at the right edge raises a mug. Under a red spotlight, Krusty, a clown with green curly hair and a red nose, holds a beer mug, walks to a stool at a microphone, and sits down smoking a cigarette as smoke drifts up, while the audience claps and watches. Later, Homer and the long-haired man turn toward each other with stern, tense expressions as the spotlit clown sits smoking at the mic, and a glass pitcher of beer sits on the table. > I brought a bag of money in case he wants us to burn it again. > I hope he tells us to burn our pants. These things are driving me nuts. > So this afternoon, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1143851.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1148439 ## 19:13–19:22 Krusty the Clown, with his green hair, red nose, black jacket and white gloves, stands under a spotlight on a small brick-walled stage in a dim club, holding a microphone with a thin wisp of smoke rising beside it while an audience sits at tables in the foreground. Over the scene he keeps speaking into the mic, his expression shifting from a scowl to an open-mouthed remark, and then the view moves to his back as he faces a bar crowd where a red-capped man in a pink shirt with headphones sits holding a mug, a woman in a pink dress with a gold necklace sits nearby, and a bald Homer in a white shirt stands at the right raising a hand toward his mouth. Visible objects include a red bottle and a glass mug on a round table, a jukebox-style sign on the wall, and a lamp glowing on the club table. > two suits come up to me and ask me to endorse some new sports utility vehicle. > What'd you do? > Don't you hate pants? I threw those two creeps out on their ass. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1155112.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1158449 ## 19:22–19:28 Krusty the Clown stands under a spotlight on a small stage before a red brick wall, wearing his green hair, red nose, black jacket, blue pants and white shoes, with a microphone in one white-gloved hand and a lit cigarette in the other. He shouts and gestures at the audience in the club, jabbing an arm out toward the crowd, then pauses to take long drags on the cigarette and blow out smoke while a patron at left raises a brown bottle. Seated patrons sit at round tables, with a glowing table lamp in the foreground and framed pictures on the dark side walls. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1164080.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1165956 ## 19:28–19:36 Krusty the Clown performs stand-up in a red spotlight against a brick wall, holding a microphone and a lit cigarette while smoke curls upward around him. He shifts his stance as he talks, spreading his arm wide at one point and hunching forward with a grimace at another, while a wooden stool and a mic stand stay visible at the edges of the stage. > Then they followed me home, begging me to take a test drive. > And let me tell you, talk about roomy. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1169919.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1172838 ## 19:36–19:44 A stand-up comedian with green curly hair, a red clown nose, a black shirt, dark jacket and blue jeans performs under a red spotlight against a brick wall, holding a microphone in one gloved hand and a lit cigarette in the other. He talks, grins and gestures with the cigarette hand while smoke curls upward, and a wooden stool and microphone stand sit at the edges of the stage. Across the scene his expression shifts from a wide toothy grin to an open-mouthed O and back to talking, with his cigarette hand moving outward as he speaks. > The Canyonero combines the smooth handling of a European sports car with the rugged > drivability of a sturdy 4x4. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1178052.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1180763 ## 19:44–19:49 Inside Moe's bar, Carl, a Black man in a grey jacket over a pink shirt, sits at a round table beside Lenny's counterpart, a man with brown hair, suspenders and a green sweater, who is not clearly named here; the two talk while a glowing yellow lamp and a mug sit on the table, with a 'Duff Beer' sign on the wall behind them. Carl gestures with his hand, then speaks animatedly with an open mouth and raised palms, while the man with suspenders listens with a wary, skeptical look. Behind them, a crowded bar of patrons is visible, including Homer in a white shirt, Ned Flanders-like figure with a moustache, Apu in a green shirt, and Milhouse-like figure with glasses, and in the foreground a bearded man in a pink cap and a red bottle held by a pink-haired patron. > Hey, Krusty, what are you talking about? > I thought you said those guys were creeps. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1185976.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1187436 ## 19:49–20:00 Krusty the Clown, with his green hair and red nose, stands in a red spotlight against a brick wall, holding a microphone in a white-gloved hand while smoking a cigarette and doing stand-up. He gestures with the cigarette hand, grins, talks and laughs, and at the end he holds the microphone up near his face as he puffs on the cigarette, wisps of smoke curling upward. > Yeah, but that was before I got to know them. > And I'm telling you, the Canyonero is the Cadillac of automobiles. > That's Canyonero. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1190981.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1194944 ## 20:00–20:08 Krusty the Clown performs stand-up under a spotlight against a red brick wall in a bar, holding a microphone in a white-gloved hand and gesturing toward a seated audience at round tables with small lamps. He turns his back to the crowd and walks across the stage while Homer, in only a white shirt and underwear, steps forward from the audience and gestures, with an unnamed curly-haired man in sunglasses and a woman with a bun watching nearby. Krusty then turns back to face the crowd, speaking into the microphone with one arm outstretched as the audience looks on. > Wait! > Where you going? I still got plenty of beefs! > Fat-free yogurt! The quality of computer porn! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1201200.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1204328 ## 20:08–20:14 Krusty the Clown, with green hair, red nose, and a dark jacket over blue jeans, performs stand-up on a small stage in a dim club with a red brick backdrop, a stool, and a mic stand. He gestures with one hand and holds a microphone while a Black man in a blue turtleneck walks past in the foreground and a brown-haired man in a green jacket and red shirt stands at the right edge. Later, Krusty stands alone holding the mic at his side as a grey-haired man in a dark suit and tie, beside a restroom doorway with a urinal, waves a hand and then lowers it, while empty tables with pitchers and overturned cups fill the room. > I knew I should have gone on first. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1209750.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1211419 ## 20:14–20:27 Krusty the Clown, with green curly hair, a red nose, a purple shirt and a blue bow tie, and Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, are in a grimy alley behind a purple wall with a blue door marked V.I.P. ENTRANCE. Bart walks beside Krusty as they head down the litter-strewn alley past a dumpster, cardboard boxes and a tire, and Krusty pulls a dark cape over his shoulder. Krusty stops, talks and gestures toward a stained-glass window with a red-and-green diamond pattern, then he and Bart stand together while Krusty holds a microphone and looks dejected. Blood-like splatters mark the walls, and a red and white dumpster-side can and scattered newspapers litter the ground. > I don't get it, Krusty. You said you would never be a shill again. > Meh. > I learned something about myself tonight, kid. > It ain't comedy that's in my blood. > It's selling out. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1215381.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1220803 ## 20:27–20:39 Krusty the Clown and Bart stand beside a red station wagon outside a purple building with diamond-patterned windows, Krusty gesturing toward the van while Bart watches. Krusty then walks around to the van with a dark bag over his shoulder, and Bart climbs into the front passenger seat, where he waves, looks around, and swings his legs. Finally, Krusty sits behind the steering wheel at dusk with houses and trees visible outside, and a pink keychain dangles from the dashboard as he drives. > Come on, I'll give you a ride home. > Wow, this is roomy. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1228728.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1233315 ## 20:39–20:51 A pair of green-trousered legs in red shoes works the pedals inside a vehicle, then a red SUV speeds through a desert canyon of orange rock spires, passing a blue lizard on a ledge and a bull skull, and leaving a dust trail. The red vehicle later splashes into a blue river, emerges on the riverbank, and continues along a narrow cliff road beside the water, with no on-screen text. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1240197.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1245411 ## 20:51–20:58 No recognizable Simpsons regulars appear in this moment; only a red boxy station wagon-style vehicle is shown. In the first four views it drives toward the viewer along a narrow sandy canyon road between tall orange rock walls under a hazy orange sky, its headlights and grille prominent as it approaches. In the later views, seen from above, the same red vehicle speeds along a dusty track beside a steep orange cliff, trailing a long white dust plume behind it, with scattered grey and orange boulders around the path. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1252918.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1255004 ## 20:58–21:05 Krusty the Clown, a cartoon clown in a cowboy hat with a coiled lasso at his waist, appears in a circular inset at the right edge of the screen while a red SUV drives along the edge of a rocky cliff at sunset. In the early frames the red vehicle rolls forward toward the drop, with its front end over the rock lip and its wheels still on the ledge, while smoke or dust drifts up from the canyon behind it. Krusty first stands with a raised fist, then breaks into a wide grin and gives a thumbs-up, and later holds up one finger as he speaks. The vehicle stays poised at the cliff edge through the end of the sequence, with red mesa formations and a purple-and-orange sky behind. > Hey, hey! > The Federal Highway Commission has ruled the Canyon Aero unsafe for highway or city Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1259175.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1261886 ## 21:05–21:13 Krusty the Clown, wearing a brown cowboy hat, red neckerchief and holding a coiled lasso, appears in a circular inset on the right, pointing one finger upward while standing against a sunset canyon backdrop. A red SUV, its front end overhanging a reddish cliff edge, sits perched on the left as the scene darkens. The vehicle stays at the cliff edge while the sky dims from orange to dusky brown until the whole picture is nearly black, with no on-screen text visible. > driving. > Canyon Aero! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1266891.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1269602 ## 21:13–21:26 The 20th Century Fox Television logo opens the scene, then a red Canyon Aero utility vehicle, with oversized wheels and a van-like body, speeds along a desert road past red rock mesas and a saguaro cactus. A yellow school bus marked SCOUT TROOP 157 follows, carrying uniformed scouts including a bald-headed scout leader and a dark-skinned boy in the rear windows. The bus then rolls past a burning tree trailing smoke and flames while the scouts salute from the windows, and the red vehicle keeps driving along the empty road. > 12-yard long, two lanes wide, 65 tons of American pride. > Canyon Aero! > Top of the line in utility sports. Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1274607.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1279820 ## 21:26–21:36 No regular Simpsons characters appear in this moment, which shows only cars: a massive heap of wrecked and stacked vehicles on a hillside under a blue sky with white clouds. A red sport utility vehicle, the Canyonero, is shown bouncing and climbing up over the pile of green, blue, red and purple cars, with its front end lifted above the others. Later it catches fire, with flames and grey smoke pouring from its hood, and the burning vehicle then sits atop the rising pile. The fire spreads to its rear, and the car keeps flaming as it rests on the heap. No on-screen text is visible. > Canyonero. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1287119.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1291081 ## 21:36–21:48 A herd of brown deer, including a large buck with antlers, grazes and watches on a snowy field under a starry purple sky and a huge yellow moon. A red boxy SUV with glaring high beams speeds in and strikes a deer, which flips through the air in silhouette against the moon while others scatter. The scene then shows a dark bar sweeping across a red-and-white striped flag, followed by the word CANYONERO in black letters over the red vehicle's side. > She blinds everybody with a super high beam. > She's a squirrel squashed deer smack a driving machine. > Canyonero. > Yeah! > Whoa. > Canyonero. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1297129.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1302343 ## 21:48–21:58 No regular characters are shown; the scene is an animated title sequence with a red car, seen from behind, driving down a desert road toward a setting sun while flames sweep across a waving American flag with stars and stripes. The car is a boxy red vehicle with a white license plate, and it is framed by burning orange fire, with the word CANYONERO appearing in flaming letters across the top of the flag. The image gradually darkens to black, then the credits fade in on the black screen in orange letters, first reading 'Executive Producer MIKE SCULLY', then fading out and giving way to 'Executive Producers JAMES L. BROOKS, MATT GROENING, SAM SIMON'. > Yeah! > Canyonero. > Yeah! > Whoa, Canyonero. > Whoa. Whoa! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1309642.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1313604 ## 21:58–22:09 No characters appear in this sequence of black title cards with orange lettering, which is the Simpsons opening credits roll. The cards show, in order, the executive producers James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and Sam Simon, then the starring credit for Dan Castellaneta, followed by Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Hank Azaria and Harry Shearer, then special guest voices Bruce Baum, Janeane Garofalo and Bobcat Goldthwait. Each name fades in and out on the plain black background, with no animated scene or objects shown. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1319860.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1323823 ## 22:09–22:19 This is a black closing-credits sequence with no characters or scenery shown. Orange text on the black background scrolls through the credits in order: special guest voices Jay Leno, Marcia Wallace, Hank Williams Jr. and Steven Wright, then the also-starring names Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille and Maggie Roswell. Next come Animation Executive Producer Phil Roman, Animation Producers Lolee Aries and Michael Wolf, Executive Consultant David Silverman, Story Editors Jane C. O'Brien, Larry Doyle and Matt Selman, and finally Associate Producer Alison Elliott. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1330079.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1334250 ## 22:19–22:29 No characters appear; the moment is a black screen with orange end credits that appear one after another: Theme by Danny Elfman, Music by Alf Clausen, Casting by Bonita Pietila, Editors Michael Bridge, Don Barrozo and Lee Harting, Animation Production Manager Joel Kuwahara for Gracie Films, Post Production Supervisor Dominique Braud-Stiger and Post Production Coordinator Alexander Duke, Music Editor Chris Ledesma, Sound Effects Editor Travis Powers, and Re-Recording Mixers R. Russell Smith and Bill Freesh. The credits continue with production crew and assistant lists and end on Animation Produced by Film Roman, Inc. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1340506.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1344468 ## 22:29–22:39 No Simpsons characters appear in this moment; it is a black end-credits sequence with orange lettering. It moves through credit cards for Overseas Production by Anivision and J.C. Park, Overseas Animation Director Utit Choomuang, Assistant Director Michael Marcantel, storyboard, background, character and prop design, animation production, and post-production credits, ending with the copyright notice for The Simpsons Episode #5F10 (1998, Twentieth Century Fox) and the Creative Consultant Matt Groening and Executive Creative Consultant James L. Brooks credits. The text fades in and out on the black background with no characters or other imagery shown. > Shh. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1350724.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1354687 ## 22:39–22:50 Silhouetted audience members sit in rows of theater seats, with one large-haired figure on the left, facing a blank screen under ceiling lights. A projector beam sweeps across the dark room and lights the screen with a blue glow that reads GRACIE FILMS. The screen then shows the words IN ASSOCIATION WITH, followed by the 20th Century Fox Television logo with the line A NEWS CORPORATION COMPANY, before the image fades to black. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S09E15/1360943.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s09e15-the-last-temptation-of-krust/1364905