# Lard of the Dance The Simpsons, season 10, episode 1 (S10E01), first aired August 23, 1998. Written by Jane O'Brien. Directed by Dominic Polcino. Production code 5F20. Guest stars: Lisa Kudrow as Alex Whitney. Couch gag: "Ha ha!". Lisa shows new student Alex Whitney around school, but the trend-obsessed newcomer wins over Sherri, Terri and Janey and leaves Lisa sidelined. When Alex persuades Principal Skinner to hold a school dance, Lisa feels pressured to grow up and struggles to find a date. Meanwhile, Homer pulls Bart out of school to help him collect and sell cooking grease for profit. Who's in it: Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Marge Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Milhouse Van Houten, Grampa Simpson, Principal Skinner, Krusty the Clown, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Nelson Muntz, Martin Prince, Ralph Wiggum, Groundskeeper Willie, Santa's Little Helper, Lewis Clark, Wendell Borton, Richard, Miss Hoover, Sherri Mackleberry, Terri Mackleberry, Nina Skalka, Janey Powell, Adrian Belew, Becky Shorter, Sophie Jensen, Girl with glasses, Long-haired girl, Jaffee Ziswhisky, Buck-toothed boy, Squeaky-Voiced Teen, Lewis' lookalike, Boy with shades, Chuck Berger, Lunchlady Dora, Black Weasel, Yellow Weasel, Wanda, White-Haired Girl, Allison Taylor, Kyle Williams, Bubbles, Üter Zörker, Luigi Risotto, Girl playing soccer, Alex Whitney, Dash Dingo, Acne Man 1, Acne Man 2, Grease Collector, Milhouse's Date. Every moment of the episode, about ten seconds each: when it is, what happens on screen, and what's said. The descriptions are written by an AI model from frames of each moment and can get small details wrong. The dialogue is from the episode's subtitles. Web page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance From Ultrahouse 3000 (https://ultrahouse3k.com/). Search engines and AI are welcome to use it: search=yes, ai-input=yes, ai-train=yes. ## 0:00–0:12 Homer, in a white shirt and blue pants, drives the pink car up to the yellow garage of the house, while Bart, with spiky hair and an orange shirt, rides a skateboard on the driveway and another child on a red bicycle rides alongside the car. The title card reading "The Simpsons" appears over a blue sky with clouds before the scene opens on the driveway, with a mailbox on the lawn and a garage cluttered with a bicycle and boxes. Homer then stands in front of the car, looking startled with his hands near his face. > The Simpsons. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1043.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/6465 ## 0:12–0:24 Homer, in a white shirt and blue pants, stands by a red bed in a purple room, gesturing with his mouth open, and then a small child with spiky yellow hair reaches up toward a brown couch in a pink living room. Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa, with a baby in Lisa's lap, sit on the couch watching a television while a dark-haired figure in a pink top leans over the couch back at the left. The TV screen then shows yellow text reading 'Created by Matt Groening' followed by 'Developed by James L. Brooks, Matt Groening, Sam Simon'. > Ha-ha! > The End Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/13972.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/18352 ## 0:24–0:31 Homer and Lisa Simpson stand in a store aisle lined with shelves of notebooks and paper, under a starburst sign reading "CATCH BACK-TO-SCHOOLIOSIS!" Lisa, with her spiky star-shaped hair and red dress, gestures toward the stacked paper while Homer, in his white shirt and blue pants, looks on. The scene begins in darkness, then fades in on the Try-N-Save store exterior with two parked cars and a small toy vehicle in front, before cutting to the aisle where Lisa reaches up to grab a notebook from the shelf as Homer watches. > Look, Dad, they've got every kind of paper. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/25025.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/27528 ## 0:31–0:42 Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and purple pants, and Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress and pearl necklace, stand in a stationery store aisle lined with binders and glue bottles. Lisa holds up and compares sheets of paper while Homer looks on with a sour expression, then she hugs a stack of paper to her chest while Homer pats his belly. The scene cuts to Homer's forearm, which reads "RED=MELTDOWN" in red letters, and then to Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt and blue shorts, walking in front of a shopping cart driven by Marge, the tall blue-beehived woman, with Maggie, the baby with a blue bow, sitting in the cart. The final shot shows a blue wall display of rubber bands in a jar labeled "Rubber Bands" with several smaller labeled tubs beside it. > Loose leaf, graph, unlined. > College ruled. > Can't you just write on your arm like I do? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/32115.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/36703 ## 0:42–0:52 Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, and baby Maggie, with a pacifier and blue bow, stand in a store aisle as Marge holds up a small box of paper clips and grimaces. Bart, in his orange shirt, pulls packs of rubber bands from a wire cart, then lifts two black handheld computers and points at them while smirking. A store clerk with brown hair and a grin holds up a red-lettered "A+" sign reading "BACK TO SCHOOL" beside shelves of school supplies and red toy trains. > How you're getting is rubber bands and paper clips. > Don't you need a notebook or something? Nah, these days everything's done on computers. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/43168.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/47339 ## 0:52–1:00 Troy McClure, a grinning man with swept-back reddish hair and a bow tie, holds up a sheet of paper in a store while Bart, in an orange shirt, holds two black devices and stares ahead, with Marge in a green dress and red beads pushing a cart in which Lisa sits. Lisa, in an orange skirt and pearl necklace, walks along a shelf labeled "ELECTRONIC STUDY AIDS" and turns one of the pink spinning letter-wheel gadgets showing Krusty's face, with the credits "Producer Ron Hauge" and "Producer Donick Cary" appearing over the scene. > And staplers. Computers and staplers. > Christie's speak and say? > S is for shiksa. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/53595.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/56515 ## 1:00–1:10 Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and a pearl necklace, stands in a store aisle turning a pink Krusty-branded alphabet wheel toy with both hands. Inside the wheel's window, Krusty the Clown, with his blue hair and bow tie and a cigar in his mouth, rotates and shifts as the wheel is spun, and the alphabet letters A through Z circle its rim. The rounded shelves behind her hold bottles and boxes, and the on-screen credits 'Co-Producers Brian Scully Julie Thacker' appear over the lower part of the early frames. Milhouse, a boy with blue hair, glasses, a pink shirt and red shorts, walks into view from the left and approaches her as she keeps working the toy. > S-H-I. > I think there's a T in there somewhere. > Ah, look it up. > Lisa! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/61937.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/65691 ## 1:10–1:21 Milhouse, with blue hair and red-framed glasses in a pink shirt and red shorts, stands in a store aisle lined with shelves of glue bottles and glue sticks, looking around as Lisa, in an orange dress, holds a purple swirled item. Milhouse grabs a glue stick, rubs it over his head, then sets it on his head and smiles, before walking off with a grin. Lisa keeps holding the item by the shelves, and Milhouse ends up lying face-up across a low glass display counter with the glue stick still on his head, while the on-screen captions name consulting producers Jace Richdale and Ian Maxtone-Graham. > Stay cool, Millie. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/71947.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/76118 ## 1:21–1:30 Milhouse, with blue hair, glasses, a pink shirt and red shorts, and Lisa, in an orange dress with a pearl necklace, stand in a stationery shop with shelves of notebooks, pencils and small boxes. Milhouse kneels to gather markers scattered across the floor, then rises holding one and gesturing as he talks, before folding his arms in a scowl while Lisa listens. Credit text for David Mirkin, Bill Oakley, Josh Weinstein and John Swartzwelder appears over the scene. > Oh, hi, Lisa. Did you have a nice summer? > Don't you hate that we have to go back to stupid school tomorrow? > I like school. Me too. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/82583.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/86128 ## 1:30–1:38 Lisa and Milhouse stand facing each other in a store aisle lined with shelves of blue boxes and pink-and-purple round discs. Milhouse, with blue hair, red-framed glasses, a pink shirt and red shorts, starts with his arms crossed, then gestures with one hand and grins, and later stands with his hands on his hips while Lisa, in an orange skirt and pearl necklace, looks unimpressed and speaks with her mouth open. A red pencil stays stuck in his hair throughout. Credit text appears over the scene in sequence: 'Supervising Director JIM REARDON', then 'Produced by COLIN A.B.V. LEWIS', then 'Produced by J. MICHAEL MENDEL BONITA PIETILA'. > We have so much in common. > You have a pen glued to your cowlick. If you don't like it, it's gone. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/91758.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/94678 ## 1:38–1:46 Lisa, in an orange skirt and pearl necklace, and Milhouse, with blue hair, red glasses, a pink shirt and red shorts, stand in a store aisle lined with shelves of pink and blue merchandise and backpacks. Milhouse gestures with his hands, touches the red pen stuck in his cowlick, and then reaches up to pull it free while Lisa watches with a flat, unimpressed look. He ends by holding the pen and a small blue item out toward her as the on-screen credits "Produced by Richard Raynis" and "Richard Sakai Denise Sirkot" appear. > Uh, you want this? > No. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/99683.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/102603 ## 1:46–2:00 Homer, a bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, walks into the Kwik-E-Mart past a KWIK-E-MART sign and parked cars, then stands at the counter while Apu, in a green jacket and white apron, works behind the hot dog warmer and slides a hot dog across the counter beside a Success magazine. Homer then stands by the SNACKTREAT display holding the hot dog, sniffing at it and grimacing as he takes a bite. On-screen text includes the Kwik-E-Mart sign, a Jack Pot poster, a NO CHECKS, CREDIT CARDS, FOOD STAMPS sign, and the credits Written by Jane O'Brien and Directed by Dominic Polcino. > So, Appu, give me the usual. > Yes, sir. > One cookie dog, one bubble gum cigar, and the latest issue of Success Magazine. > Hey, this hot dog tastes different. > Yes, I just cleaned out the machine, sir. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/107608.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/113655 ## 2:00–2:11 Apu, the heavy man in a green jacket with a black shirt who runs the Kwik-E-Mart, stands behind the counter by the hot dog warmer, first lifting a finger, then grinning and wincing, while a drawer of the warmer is pulled open by his hand and a 'SUCCESS' book lies on the counter. Homer, the bald man in a white shirt, stands in the aisle before a SnackTreat display, holding a hot dog that he eyes, sniffs, and studies with a grimace, then tastes and winces at as he looks worried and disgusted. The scene's on-screen text includes the 'HOT DOGS' sign above the warmer and the 'SNACKTREAT' sign on the red display. > So the snack you are enjoying has not been soaking in putrid grease. > Oh, yeah, but without the grease, all you can taste is the hoginess. > I'm so sorry, but I sold it all to the rendering plant. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/121580.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/125959 ## 2:11–2:20 Apu, the Kwik-E-Mart clerk with a black-and-grey pompadour and a green jacket over a black shirt, stands at the hot dog counter in the store, with a Squishy drink machine and a HOT DOGS warmer beside him. Homer, in a white shirt, appears at the left in a store aisle lined with shelves, looking wide-eyed and then speaking with his mouth open. Apu talks and gestures with his hand, at one point raising a finger, while Homer's expression shifts from staring to alarmed, and the scene ends with Apu shrugging with an open hand while still at the counter. > People buy grease? Oh, yes, they use it to make products such as soap, cosmetics, > baby food. Used grease is worth money? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/132633.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/136178 ## 2:20–2:33 Homer Simpson, bald and heavyset in a white shirt, stands at the Kwik-E-Mart counter beside the cash register and a pink drink cup, gesturing and grimacing as he pats and grips his belly. Apu, in a green jacket and white apron, stands on the left watching him. Through the window behind them, a rainy street with pink and green storefronts is visible. Homer then leans on the counter with his hand under his chin, while a blue magazine lies on the counter in front of him. > Then my arteries are clogged with yellow gold. > I'm rich, Appu! Rich! > Money in the bank. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/141808.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/147022 ## 2:33–2:46 Homer, bald and heavy in a white shirt, and Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, are in the kitchen as Homer fries strips of bacon in a skillet on the stove while Bart watches beside him. Santa's Little Helper, the brown greyhound, then crouches on the checkered floor, chewing a bacon strip and sniffing another lying on the tiles. Back at the stove, Homer lifts the skillet over a red cylinder as Bart looks on. > Okay, this bacon's done. > And now for the profit-taking. > Uh, Dad, I don't think the dog can handle any more bacon. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/154529.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/159951 ## 2:46–2:57 Bart, in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands at the kitchen counter holding a red canister as grease or a dripping liquid pours from a cooking device above it, and his eyes widen and his mouth opens in a grimace. In the later moments he grows more sluggish, eyes half-closed, while Santa's Little Helper, the brown greyhound, lies on the checkered floor licking his tongue over strips of bacon beside a blue table. Then Homer, bald and heavy in a white shirt and blue pants with a frying pan at his waist, stands with Bart at his side and Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, looking on as the greyhound lies in the foreground. The kitchen has purple cabinets, a green stove and a red-and-white shelf with dishes. > Looks like he's about ready for another squeezing. > Homer, that side of bacon was for my bridge gang tonight. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/167876.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/172047 ## 2:57–3:08 Homer Simpson, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, and Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, stand in the kitchen by the purple wall, window and yellow curtain. Homer first holds a black frying pan in one hand and grips it with the other, then switches to holding a red cylindrical grease can in one hand while still gripping the pan. He glances sideways and talks while Marge, facing him with her hands on her hips, looks on. Notable objects include the pan, the red can, a wooden spoon rack, and the kitchen sink with a faucet at left. > Marge, if you don't mind, I'm a little busy right now achieving financial independence. > With cans of grease? > No, through savings and wise investments. > Of course with grease. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/178512.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/182891 ## 3:08–3:19 Bart Simpson, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, and Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress, stand in the Simpson family kitchen with its purple cabinets and checkered floor, Lisa holding a green book and later a lunch box. Bart stands in front of Lisa, then Homer Simpson, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, enters and holds a red mug while placing a hand on Bart's shoulder, and the two talk face to face beside the stove and a wall clock. Bart wears a green backpack and looks unimpressed, and the final shot shows Springfield Elementary School under a sunrise with the American flag waving out front. > Come on, Bart, the bus is here. > Where do you think you're going? It's the first day of school. > Not for you it isn't. You're in the grease business now. > Then the doctor told me that both my eyes were lazy. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/189356.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/193735 ## 3:19–3:27 Ralph, a boy with a blond bowl cut, pink-tinted patched glasses, a blue shirt and red belt, and Mrs. Krabappel, a teacher with a tall brown hairdo, glasses and a white blouse with a red bow, are in a classroom. Ralph stands before a green chalkboard reading "What I Did on My Summer Vacation" beside a desk where Mrs. Krabappel sits with her chin resting on her hand. Ralph grins and talks with his hands on his hips, then raises his fists to his cheeks, then spreads his arms wide as he speaks, before settling into a flat, unimpressed stance while the teacher keeps watching with a bored look. A wall clock, a pink wall and a purple door are visible. > And that's why it was the best summer ever. > Thank you, Ralph. > Now take your seat. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/200409.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/203328 ## 3:27–3:35 A blond boy with glasses, a blue shirt and maroon pants walks past the front of a classroom, where a brown-haired woman with glasses and a white blouse with a red bow sits at a desk with her chin in her hand beneath a chalkboard reading "WHAT I DID ON MY SUMMER VACATION". He heads right, toward a purple door with a small window and a wall clock, passing blue lockers, and then goes out of sight through the doorway. The room stays empty for the rest of the moment, with only the chalkboard text, clock, door and lockers visible. > Hey, Blindy, have a nice trip. > Ha ha. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/208333.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/211253 ## 3:35–3:45 Lisa Simpson, in her red dress with star-shaped hair, sits at a desk in a classroom among seated classmates, including a dark-haired boy in a white shirt and a blue-haired boy with glasses at the back right. She raises her hand higher in the later moments while the others sit still and look toward the front. The scene then cuts to a close-up of a pale blue wall vent with a round grille on a pink wall, with a 'FIRST AID' poster, a 'MARCH' calendar, and an 'ENVY' poster visible in the room. > Attention, please. > I need a volunteer for a thankless chore. > Shall I assume the only hand in the air is Lisa Simpson's? > Thank you, Lisa. > We have a new student, Lisa, and I want you to show her the works. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/216466.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/220637 ## 3:45–3:57 Principal Skinner, a man with neat grey hair in a blue suit and orange tie, sits behind a wooden desk in a red armchair across from Lisa, a girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress, who stands with her back partly to the viewer. Skinner clasps his hands, talks, and gestures with one hand while Lisa listens, and the scene then shows a window with a lone round tree on a green lawn below purple hills and a blue sky before returning to Skinner, who speaks, grimaces, and waves his hand. Framed diplomas hang on the wall behind him, a blue telephone sits on the desk, and a purple tray rests at the lower left. > The lunchroom, the tree... > But when you get to the trophy case, give her some cock and bull story. > They're out for cleaning or whatever. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/226893.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/231690 ## 3:57–4:06 Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, sits at a desk in an office lined with binders, a green-shaded lamp and a hanging coat beside her. She makes a series of expressions, from a sly half-lidded look to a wide toothy grin and a sideways glance, while Principal Skinner, a man with neat grey hair in a blue suit and orange tie, stands near a door at the right, gesturing toward her with one hand. A blue telephone sits on the desk, and a wall clock showing about one o'clock hangs on the right side of the room. > Don't worry, I'll help her out. I remember how hard it was to be an outsider, > always trying to fit in, never quite feeling like... > Lisa, I'd like you to meet Alex Whitney. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/238572.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/241908 ## 4:06–4:16 Lisa Simpson, with her star-shaped spiky hair and pearl necklace, stands in a school hallway lined with blue lockers, facing a new girl in a red beret, white blouse, green plaid vest, red skirt and green shoes who clutches a green plaid bag. Principal Skinner, grey-haired and in a blue suit, holds open a purple door beside a wall clock showing seven, then guides the girl through it while Lisa stays in the hall and talks with her. The girl stands with her hands on her hips and a scowl while Lisa speaks, and Skinner later stands at the door's window with his hand raised, looking in. The scene ends with Lisa and the girl walking together past the lockers. > Your name's Lisa? > Shut up! I love that name! > Did she just tell me to shut up? Take it outside. > You'll want a locker in this hallway. It's library adjacent. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/247539.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/251293 ## 4:16–4:26 Lisa Simpson, with her star-shaped spiky hair, orange-red dress and pearl necklace, stands at a row of blue lockers beside a blonde girl in a red beret, green plaid vest and red skirt, carrying a green purse and a small perfume bottle. The blonde girl sprays a puff of perfume toward Lisa, who leans in to smell it, while the girl gestures with one hand and then holds the bottle out near Lisa as they talk. Lisa's expression shifts from chatty to skeptical, and the lockers and pale blue wall stay in place throughout. > Is that perfume? > Oh, don't be such a Phoebe. > It's Pretension by Calvin Klein. Want to try some? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/257132.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/261303 ## 4:26–4:39 Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in an orange skirt and pearl necklace, stands before a row of blue school lockers while an offscreen hand sprays a cloud of perfume toward her face. She then faces an unnamed blonde girl in a red beret, green argyle sweater, red skirt, white socks and green platform shoes, who clutches a green purse, gestures, and puts a hand on her hip as Lisa gestures back, claps her hands and grins. The scene takes place in a school hallway with a brown floor, and the spray bottle and green purse are the notable objects. > Okay, so what's the haps in Springfield? > What do you guys, like, do for fun? > Well, you'll definitely want to get yourself a good doll. > The new Malibu Stacy has an achievable chest. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/267559.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/272773 ## 4:39–4:50 Lisa Simpson, with her star-shaped spiky hair and red dress, stands at a row of blue lockers beside a blonde girl in a red beret, white blouse and green argyle sweater vest who holds a green jump rope. Lisa's expression shifts from a wide-eyed smile to a skeptical, smirking look, then she raises one hand in a stop gesture while speaking. The blonde girl alternates between a blank stare, wide-eyed talking, and fidgeting with the rope in her hands, while the lockers stay behind them throughout. > Dolls, really? > Okay, what else you got? > Oh, jacks. Jacks are big. They went out for a while, but then they came roaring back. > Uh-huh. You mean that game with the little rubber ball? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/280280.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/284868 ## 4:50–4:59 Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in an orange skirt and pearl necklace, stands with a girl in a red beret, green sweater vest, red skirt and green platform shoes, who carries a green purse, in a school hallway lined with blue lockers. Lisa talks, gestures with her hands and raises a hand as they talk face to face, then Lisa smiles, opens her arms wide, and the two walk away side by side along the hallway toward a window, where Lisa stops and turns back to face the other girl. The blue-walled hallway has a large window with a metal crossbar and a brown floor strip. > Oh, don't worry. You'll pick it up fast. > Once you get to 4Z's, you're in the zone. > Uh-huh. > Isn't that trophy case supposed to have trophies? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/291958.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/295295 ## 4:59–5:09 Lisa Simpson, in her red dress and pearl necklace, stands in a school hallway of blue lockers beside a long-haired blonde girl in a red beret and green plaid skirt, while Principal Skinner, in a blue suit with neat grey hair, leans in at the left. Lisa talks and gestures, first with a hand to her ear, then stands frowning and grimacing as Skinner smiles and clasps his hands behind his back, and the moment ends with Lisa grinning fixedly while the view slides along the row of lockers past a red wall-mounted fire alarm. > Uh, they were all wiped out in the big trophy fire. > Ah, I see. The trophies are still out for cleaning. > Eh, Lisa? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/300926.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/304888 ## 5:09–5:20 Homer, a bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, and Bart, a spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stand by a brick wall at the window of the Grease Recycling Plant, where a thin man with a moustache, a green shirt and tie works behind the counter among stacked white-banded drums. The first frames show only the plant exterior, with its red building, smokestacks, water tower and yellow grease puddles, before the scene cuts to the window. Homer crosses his arms, then leans in and grips Bart's shoulders, and then gestures with his hand and throws his arms up while the worker looks on with a sour expression. Notable objects include the sign reading "GREASE RECYCLING PLANT" and the stacked drums on the shelves behind the counter. > Okay, boy, this is where all the hard work, sacrifice, > and painful scaldings pay off. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/311144.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/315106 ## 5:20–5:27 A balding, yellow-skinned shopkeeper with a green shirt and a thin moustache stands behind a counter with a cash register and stacked cans, a March calendar with a pin-up picture on the blue wall behind him. He lifts a can, gestures with one hand, then works the register keys and reaches over the receipt roll, before extending his open hand as coins drop onto the counter. Shelves of tins and cans sit behind him and a purple door is visible on the right. > Four pounds of grease. > That comes to... 63 cents. Woo-hoo! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/321154.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/323657 ## 5:27–5:41 Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, and Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stand in an alley beside red brick walls and stacked barrels, one yellow-and-blue and one grey. Homer first throws his arms up in celebration, then he and Bart talk facing each other, with Bart gesturing and looking bewildered, Homer later spreading his arms and shrugging, and Bart leaning in and then standing with a grimacing expression. A purple cash register sits on a brick ledge with coins and a stack of white cups or tins behind it, and a small sign reading LIQUID hangs on the wall by a doorway. > Dad, all that bacon cost $27. > Yeah, but your mom paid for that. > But doesn't she get her money from you? And I get my money from Greece. > What's the problem? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/328453.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/334292 ## 5:41–5:49 Homer Simpson, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, and Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stand at a loading bay of a brick building beside a large white tanker truck labeled ACME GREASE CO. Homer stands in the open bay doorway at first, then steps out onto the concrete platform beside Bart, who stays by the brick wall beneath a small window with a calendar. Homer turns toward Bart, gestures with a hand to his chest, then spreads both arms wide as if presenting the scene while Bart looks up at him. A yellow and black hazard-striped barrier sits at the edge of the platform, and a blue barrel rests at the left corner of the building. > Wow. > Look at that load of Greece. > Boy, if we're ever going to earn paper money, we have to expand our operation. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/342425.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/345554 ## 5:49–6:00 Homer, in a white shirt and blue pants, and Bart, in an orange shirt, stand before a brick wall beneath a shelf holding a paper towel roll, as Homer grips Bart's shoulder, grins, and waves one hand while Bart looks uneasy. The scene then moves to a green-walled school cafeteria where Lisa in her red dress stands between tables of seated students, with Patty and Selma, the grey-violet-haired sisters, nearby, while a spiky-haired boy in a blue shirt walks past the lockers and a trash can. Trays of food sit on the tables throughout the room. > Um, I don't know how much more school I can miss. > Oh, you'll miss plenty. > I have a feeling this business is going to consume our whole lives. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/350976.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/355355 ## 6:00–6:09 Lisa Simpson, with spiky hair, a red dress and a pearl necklace, stands by the lockers beside two purple-haired girls in pink sweaters and bows as a girl in a red beret and green plaid vest walks through a doorway toward her, and Lisa waves her over. In the cafeteria, Lisa sits at a table with a curly-haired girl, an auburn-haired girl with a headband, and the two purple-haired girls, all eating from lunch trays beside milk cartons, while the newcomer in the red beret stands close beside Lisa. Lisa grins and glances sideways as the purple-haired girls look at the newcomer with suspicious frowns. > Alex, over here! > Okay, if the new girl sits with us? > Okay, I guess. She's a little weird, but let's give her a chance. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/361820.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/365156 ## 6:09–6:18 Lisa Simpson, with her star-shaped hair and pearl necklace, stands in a school cafeteria beside a blue table holding lunch trays and milk cartons while a curly-haired girl, a red-haired girl, and two purple-haired twins with pink bows look on. A blonde girl in a red beret and green plaid vest leans over the table, points at one of the twins, and then gestures near her own mouth as the twins stare back with flat expressions. The scene then cuts to a close-up of Lisa, who looks nervous and then speaks with her mouth open, with orange chairs and a blue door behind her. > Guys, this is Alex. > Hi there. Bye. > Ooh, twins. > Which one is the evil one? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/370579.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/374124 ## 6:18–6:32 Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress, stands beside a blonde girl in a red beret and green plaid vest at a cafeteria table, while a curly-haired girl, an orange-haired girl and two purple-haired girls with pink bows sit across from them with lunch trays and milk cartons. The blonde girl lifts a red cell phone to her ear and sits in an orange chair against green walls, grimacing and grinning as she talks while the others watch and the curly-haired girl turns her head. Fluorescent ceiling lights, a serving counter with a cardboard box, and a paper taped to the wall are visible. > Okay, I'll go get our lunches. > So, Alex, uh, will you just a sec? > Hello? > Oh, yeah, like I'd be seen with a Discover card. > You have a cell phone? and a purse? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/379963.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/385594 ## 6:32–6:43 A blonde girl in a red beret and green plaid dress, holding a green purse, sits at a cafeteria table with two purple-haired girls in pink sweaters and bows, who have lunch trays with milk cartons. Lisa, in her red dress and pearl necklace, carries a tray past the serving counter and gestures with a smile, then the scene moves to a classroom where the blonde girl sits at a desk beside a curly-haired girl in a pink dress and a long-haired redhead with a headband. The blonde girl reaches over to touch the curly-haired girl's face, then her head, and the girls laugh and grin under a green wall and a corkboard. > That's it. Don't be shy. > Now maybe a little joke to break the ice. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/393310.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/397898 ## 6:43–6:54 Lisa, in a red dress and pearl necklace, stands at a cafeteria counter holding a tray with milk cartons and a red apple, glancing sideways and then speaking wide-eyed. Later she is seen in a classroom with a group of girls: two identical purple-haired girls in pink dresses, a girl in a red beret and green argyle vest, an orange-haired girl in a light blue top, and a curly-haired girl in pink, who stand and walk together through a blue door. The scene ends with Lisa alone at the counter, still holding her tray. > Or a big joke. > Careful now. Nobody likes a show-off. > Where are they going? > Hey, wait up! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/404779.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/408742 ## 6:54–6:59 Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, first stands at a cafeteria serving counter where a stout woman with a tall purple hairdo in a blue uniform and white apron is working, then carries two trays of food with milk cartons and red apples down a hallway lined with blue lockers and red chairs. She walks toward the lockers, then turns and stops in the middle of the cafeteria, holding the trays steady with a wide-eyed, worried expression as the scene ends. > They left without me. > Oh, Lisa! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/415206.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/416875 ## 6:59–7:09 Milhouse, with blue hair and red-rimmed glasses, sits backward on an orange school chair in a green-walled classroom with lockers along the left and a corkboard of papers behind him. He leans on the chair back, grins, and gestures with one hand toward the empty chair beside him, then shifts his posture and smirks. Principal Skinner, with neat grey hair and a blue suit, then walks in from the right and stands facing Milhouse, who sits up and looks back at him. > I've got an extra seat And you've got an extra lunch. > Catch my drift. > Milhouse, lower those eyebrows. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/420629.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/424591 ## 7:09–7:18 Milhouse, the blue-haired boy with red-framed glasses and a pink shirt, sits on a classroom chair in front of a bulletin board, glancing to the side and shifting slightly. Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and a pearl necklace, then stands at a cafeteria counter with a tray, looking sideways and then wide-eyed. She walks away down a red-carpeted hallway lined with blue lockers, pausing near the far doorway under bright ceiling lights. > And the other one. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/430847.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/434184 ## 7:18–7:31 Homer, Bart, Lisa and Maggie sit at the kitchen table with plates of food while Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, stands beside them at the table's edge. The scene then cuts to a close view of Marge in the kitchen by a purple wall rack holding mugs and ladles and a rooster-decorated canister, where she grimaces with a teeth-clenched look, then looks worried with her eyes rolled sideways, then turns to gaze off with a pursed mouth, and finally smiles and gestures open-handed with one palm up while speaking. > So there I am, being nice to Alex, and she takes all my friends and ditches me. > I'm sure they didn't ditch you, honey. > Maybe they won't have to plan a surprise party for you. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/439606.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/444819 ## 7:31–7:35 Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, sits at a blue kitchen table in front of a plate with a chocolate-glazed donut and a heap of rice-like food, with a fork and knife nearby and a glass of water at the right edge. He first looks up with half-lidded eyes and a wide open-mouthed grin, then squeezes his eyes shut and laughs hard with his head tilted back, his hand resting on the edge of the plate. As the laughter fades he lowers his head, mouth slightly open, then lifts his head again, now with wide-eyed, bulging eyes and a sly look toward the side. A dish rack, a paper towel holder and a corn-patterned curtain fill the purple kitchen background. > Oh, yeah. > Good one, Mom. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/452327.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/453370 ## 7:35–7:45 Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and a pearl necklace, sits at the kitchen table across from Marge, whose tall blue beehive and red bead necklace are visible at the right edge. Lisa's plate holds meat and rice, with glasses of water and cutlery on the blue tablecloth. She sits with a sullen, sideways-glancing expression, then her eyes widen and she talks and gestures with an open hand, turning her head toward Marge, while her mouth moves and her expression shifts between smug, bored and wide-eyed. Later she sits back with a skeptical, half-lidded look and her lips pressed together, with Marge's beehive in view beside her. > They only like her because she acts so grown up with her perfume and her cell phone. > Oh, and get this, Mom. She drinks iced tea. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/456706.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/460460 ## 7:45–7:55 Homer, Bart and Lisa Simpson sit side by side at the kitchen counter in front of plates of food and glasses of milk, with a coffee maker and dish rack behind them. Homer, on the left in his white shirt, talks and gestures with his hand, at one point raising a finger toward the coffee maker, while Bart in his orange shirt and Lisa in her red dress and pearls look on and Lisa glances sideways. Across the frames Homer's expression shifts from wide-eyed to squinting and back, and his mouth opens and closes as he keeps talking. No on-screen text is visible. > Lisa, I can't imagine anyone being more likable than you. > But apparently this new girl is. So my advice would be to start copying her in every way. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/466508.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/470470 ## 7:55–8:02 Lisa, wearing a pearl necklace, stands in a purple kitchen with her mouth open, then Homer sits at the table in his white shirt with a plate of food and a glass of milk, raising a finger, chewing, and staring wide-eyed. Afterward, schoolchildren walk down a red-carpeted hallway past blue lockers: a girl with a brown bob in a lavender dress holding a book, a girl in pink with a brown ponytail, a blond boy in a green sweater in the foreground, and Lisa with a green backpack at the far right. > But Dad... Uh-uh. Think. > Is that what Alex would say? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/476726.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/479229 ## 8:02–8:13 Lisa Simpson stands at a row of blue school lockers, decorated with rainbow and elf stickers, and takes out a green Happy Little Elves lunchbox. A blonde girl in a lavender vest and pink skirt, with a redhead and two purple-haired girls with bows behind her, moves in close beside Lisa, gestures with open hands as she talks, then grins while Lisa looks on and speaks with a sour expression. > Oh, there you are. Listen, I'm sorry I ran out on you yesterday, > but the girls couldn't wait to show me that tree. > Don't give it a second thought. I didn't. > Anyway, I got you a little present. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/483817.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/487779 ## 8:13–8:23 Lisa Simpson, with her star-shaped spiky hair, red dress and green backpack, stands at a row of blue lockers, while a girl with long blonde hair in a purple vest and pink skirt and a girl with reddish hair and a pendant stand nearby, with a purple-haired figure at the right edge. The blonde girl reaches out a yellow hand holding a small pair of earrings toward Lisa, then Lisa takes them and looks at them in her palm, and she responds with a wide-eyed, open-mouthed reaction. Lisa then holds the earrings up in her fingers, looking uneasy and grimacing, as the lockers and hallway stay in place around them. > Oh, earrings. > Wow, thank you so much, Alex. > Oh, but these are for pierced ears. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/494035.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/498206 ## 8:23–8:29 Two identical pink-clad girls with long purple hair, pink bows and orange hoop earrings, the Patty and Selma twins, stand before blue school lockers in a hallway, and a blonde girl in a white collar and lavender vest, with a pearl stud earring, stands at lockers beside them. The twins talk and gesture, one with her hands out and the other with a hand raised to her ear, while the blonde girl chatters, grimaces, and at the end purses her lips. Their wide-eyed, animated expressions shift as they speak, and no on-screen text is visible. > Yeah, aren't they great? Alex did ours. > Yeah, all you need is a thumbtack and a whole lot of paper towels. > Uh, but I don't think I'm ready for pierced ears. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/504462.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/506339 ## 8:29–8:38 Lisa Simpson, with her spiky star-shaped hair, red dress, green backpack and pearl necklace, stands at a row of blue lockers in a school hallway, looking uneasy as three girls face her. A long-haired blonde girl in a purple vest and pink skirt gestures with an open hand and then plants her hands on her hips, while a redhead in a light blue top and red skirt stands beside her and two purple-haired twins in pink sweaters with bows lean in and talk, one raising clenched fists. The scene ends with Lisa alone at the lockers, glancing sideways with a pursed mouth. > Well, maybe you can put them on your doll. > Just kidding, Lisa. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/510510.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/514055 ## 8:38–8:50 Lisa Simpson, in a red dress with a green backpack and a pearl necklace, stands at a row of blue lockers beside a shoulder-length blonde girl in a pink fur-trimmed jacket and purple vest, who leans in and touches the side of Lisa's head. Principal Skinner, a neat grey-haired man in a blue suit and orange tie, joins them in the hallway, gesturing with a finger and talking while Lisa looks on, at times smiling or speaking herself. The scene closes with three girls standing side by side at the lockers: a redhead in a headband, the blonde girl in the middle, and a purple-haired girl with a pink bow. > I'm sure you'll be ready someday. > Oh, Lisa, > I was hoping I could count on you again to spearhead our annual school-wide apple pick. > Absolutely. > Apple pick? Yeah, it's great. We have pony rides, sing-alongs, apple bobbing, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/519894.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/524482 ## 8:50–8:58 Lisa Simpson, in a red dress with a pearl necklace and green backpack, stands at a row of blue lockers talking with a blonde-haired girl in a pink fuzzy top, who listens with a wide-eyed look. Lisa talks animatedly, grins, and gestures with one open hand, while a man in a blue suit and orange tie stands at the edge of the scene. He is shown smiling and grinning in close-up, and the scene ends with Lisa scowling sourly at the camera-side lockers. > apple picking, apple everything. > Ah, you forgot apple bobbing. No, I didn't. > Didn't your old school have apple picks? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/531156.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/534284 ## 8:58–9:06 Two cartoon girls stand side by side at a row of blue school lockers in a hallway. On the left, a girl with long reddish-orange hair, a red headband, a light blue top and a gold pendant necklace faces right, grinning and then talking with her mouth open. On the right, a girl with long straight blonde hair, a purple vest over a white collared shirt and a pair of pearl-style earrings turns toward her, mouth opening as she speaks, gesturing with her hands and then with a grin and an open-handed shrug. Neither character is one of the Simpson regulars; they are one-off characters who look like Lisa and Bart's schoolmates. The exchange ends with the blonde girl smiling and resting her hands at her waist while the redhead looks on calmly. > No, we weren't big on fruit. > We were more into like dances. > You know, things that are fun. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/539497.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/542417 ## 9:06–9:15 Two conjoined twin girls with purple hair and pink bows, dressed in pink, stand in a school hallway of lockers and speak, one gesturing with open hands, while a girl with a tall blonde hairdo in a purple vest and pink skirt and a girl with long reddish-orange hair and a red skirt stand nearby. Across the frames the twins talk and gesture, then Principal Skinner in a blue suit and orange tie appears behind them, with the blonde girl and the redhead standing beside the lockers at right. The twins keep gesturing with their hands as Skinner watches, and the scene ends with the girls close together by the lockers. > A dance? Great idea, Alex. > Yeah. > Principal Skinner, can we have a dance instead? > Oh, yeah. > Do it. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/547422.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/550759 ## 9:15–9:25 Principal Skinner, with neat grey-brown hair, a blue suit, purple shirt and orange tie, stands in a close-up beside Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair, red-orange dress and a pearl necklace, in front of a dark blue wooden-panel wall. Skinner first looks down at Lisa with a sober expression, then grimaces with a clenched-teeth smile and half-closed eyes, then turns his gaze toward her with a wide-eyed stare while he speaks. Lisa glances sideways, then looks up at him with a wary, uncertain expression, and her mouth opens and closes as she responds. No on-screen text is visible. > Well, uh, we've never had a dance before. > Lisa, you'd be doing all the work. What do you think? > I don't know. > The ponies might be startled by the loud music. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/556598.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/560560 ## 9:25–9:35 Principal Skinner, in a blue suit and orange tie, stands by the blue lockers and glances sideways while speaking, then Lisa, with her star-shaped hair and pearl necklace, stands at the lockers and reacts with wide-eyed, uneasy looks and an open mouth. Behind them, a redheaded girl in a red skirt, a blonde girl in a purple vest and pink skirt, and two purple-haired twins in pink bows and dresses stand in a school hallway with their fists clenched and grinning, and the scene ends with yellow hands holding up a purple wall poster reading "SCHOOL DANCE FRIDAY" in pink, blue and orange letters. > Well, there wouldn't be ponies. Oh, then, at the risk of being unpopular, > I think I'm gonna have to say... Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/566816.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/570570 ## 9:35–9:48 Lisa Simpson, in her red dress and pearl necklace, and Principal Skinner, with neat grey hair and a blue suit and orange tie, stand in a school hallway beside purple double doors with a taped-up sign reading SCHOOL DANCE FRIDAY. Lisa approaches and looks up at Skinner, who points at the sign, folds his arms, then gestures with a raised finger while Lisa puts a hand on her hip and talks back. Skinner walks off to the right, leaving Lisa alone at the doors with a glum, half-closed-eyed expression. > School dance? > I didn't approve any school dance. Yes, you did yesterday, right by my locker. > Oh, yes, yes. > Um, carry on. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/576826.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/582040 ## 9:48–10:00 Homer drives the orange van marked Simpson & Son Grease Co. past Springfield Elementary School and then pulls up to a Krusty Burger drive-thru sign, where Homer and Bart wait in the van. Bart presses his hands against the window to look at a playground with swings and a climbing frame, where a girl in a red dress and a blonde child swing and a dark-haired man stands on the climbing frame. Bart's expression turns to a wide-eyed surprise as he waves his hands, and then the scene moves inside Krusty Burger, where Bart and Homer walk through the entrance doors, with Bart stepping forward and gesturing while Homer stands behind him, past two burgers, a drink cup and fries on the counter. A Krusty Burger sign with a clown face sits at the front of the restaurant. > When you want grease, go to the source. > Good old Krusty Burger. Oh, I'll say. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/589547.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/594552 ## 10:00–10:14 Homer and Bart Simpson stand at the glass entrance of a Krusty Burger before going inside, where a pimply teen employee in a purple uniform and cap wipes the counter while a woman in pink sits on a booth and an elderly man in a dark red sweater sits at a table. Homer and Bart walk in past the booths to the counter, where Homer leans on the cash register and then moves along to the grill area, where Bart stands beside him and a purple-capped worker tends trays of food. Rain streaks the windows, and a blue shake machine and a cash register are visible in the restaurant. > Look at that red-headed kid. There must be $20 worth of grease on his forehead alone. > I was thinking more of the deep fryer. All right, we'll try it your way. > Can I help you, sir? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/601851.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/607690 ## 10:14–10:22 Homer, in a white shirt, stands at a counter stacked with red trays and leans close to a pimply young man in a purple cap and shirt, who grimaces, then pleads with his mouth open while Homer narrows his eyes. Outside a building with a Krusty Burger sign on its door, Bart in a red shirt watches as Homer, wearing blue gloves and blue pants, shovels grey grease from the back of a red station wagon into a dumpster, with clumps of grease scattered on the pavement. > My God, you're greasy. > Mr. Maruka, help! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/615615.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/618743 ## 10:22–10:35 Homer, in a white shirt and teal gloves, and Bart, in an orange shirt, are inside a red car packed with white foam beneath a Krusty Burger sign, where the grinning clown Krusty watches over them; Homer grimaces and gestures while Bart looks on, then the two step out beside the car and the sign as Homer leans in at the window. The view shifts to a tanker truck's rear wheel and blue fittings, with a purple hose running across the pavement. Two men in orange jumpsuits and caps, one smoking a cigar, walk away from the tanker, one dragging the hose behind him. > Mom's gonna kill you. If she didn't want her car ruined, > she should have done a better job hiding her keys. > Hey, what the... > Hey, hey, you're taking our grease! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/624165.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/629379 ## 10:35–10:46 Two thin-faced men in orange jumpsuits and orange caps, one with a cigar and one with a shovel, work beside a blue truck tank, and Homer in his white shirt and blue pants confronts them, gesturing and at one point tangling with the shovel before ending up sprawled on the ground. The scene then moves outside to a Krusty Burger building, where the workers stroll along with the shovel while Homer kneels and points toward a Krusty the Clown poster, with the Krusty Burger sign visible above and a truck tanker beside them. > It's our grease now. > We run the grease racket in this town. > Hey, that's my shovel! > We also run the shovel racket. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/636886.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/641057 ## 10:46–10:56 Two men in orange jumpsuits and caps stand beside a blue tanker truck; the heavier one, holding a shovel and chewing a cigar, puffs smoke, then both turn and walk toward the cab, where the thinner one climbs in. Homer, bald and in a white shirt and blue pants, crouches on a street in front of a pink drive-thru building with a clown figure on a sign, watching the tanker lettered "ACNE GREASE AND SHOVEL" pull away to the right until it rolls off-screen. The view then pans to the Springfield Mall, with its pink facade and Hailstone's building beside a parking lot of small cars. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/647313.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/651484 ## 10:56–11:10 Lisa, in her red dress and pearl necklace with a clipboard, leads a group of girls outside Donner's Party Supplies, where a Winter Madness Sale sign hangs on the door, and they walk past the window. The girls, including a blonde girl in a blue dress, a red-haired girl in a red skirt, and two purple-haired twins in pink dresses, then head into Dingo Junction, whose sign shows a cartoon dingo in a cowboy hat. Inside, a dark-haired clerk stands behind the counter while the girls browse, and one girl tries on a green outfit in front of a tall purple-framed mirror. > Okay, girls, we're gonna need balloons, crepe paper, party hats. > Whoa! > You've got a dingo junction here? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/657949.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/663580 ## 11:10–11:22 Lisa, in a red skirt and pearl necklace, stands beside a purple curtain in a store fitting area, holding a black dress on a hanger as a blonde teen in a blue blouse, blue skirt and white socks walks up from the right and grabs the other end of the hanger. The two tug over the dress while the blonde girl gestures with her free hand and then turns wide-eyed with her mouth open in protest. Earlier in the sequence, three other girls in a pink hat, an orange dress with purple hair, and a green outfit peek out from behind the curtains, and a pink-and-purple striped dress hangs in the background. > I am not wearing this. Oh, come on, Lisa. > It's totally you. > Just, you know, add some accessories, lip gloss, maybe drop five pounds. > Aren't we a little young for makeup and... Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/671504.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/676718 ## 11:22–11:34 Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, stands at the edge of a purple curtained doorway holding a hanger, first grinning nervously and then looking flustered and wide-eyed as she speaks. To her right, a group of girls gathers in a hallway lined with purple curtains: two identical purple-haired girls in orange dresses on the left, a girl in a pink cap with a yellow star and a purple dress beside a girl in a green outfit, and a blonde girl in a blue dress with blue platform boots on the right. The blonde girl stands with her arms folded, her mouth open and her eyes glancing sideways, while the girl in the pink cap reaches toward Lisa. Lisa stays near the doorway, clutching a hanger with a black garment draped over it at her feet. > What do you mean five pounds? > Well, you want to look nice for your date. > Date? > Hello. > For the dance? > You guys have dates? > Hello! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/684017.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/688605 ## 11:34–11:45 Lisa Simpson, with her spiky yellow hair, pearl necklace and red dress, stands beside a purple door and talks with a blonde girl in a blue blouse tied at the waist and a blue skirt, who is not one of the regulars. Lisa glances around and speaks, then the blonde girl raises a hand and gestures while speaking, crosses her arms at one point, and grips Lisa's arm before gesturing again and sharing a few more words. Lisa frowns, rolls her eyes and looks skeptical as the exchange goes on, with a small metal object lying on the floor near her feet. > Stop saying hello! > Okay, calm down, Lisa. > DMY. What's DMY? Don't mess yourself. > Ew. > Yeah, that's why we changed it to DMY. Don't worry, Lisa. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/695486.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/699657 ## 11:45–11:57 Patty and Selma, the twin sisters with grey-violet hair in orange dresses, stand at the left beside a woman in a pink flowered hat and a green-clad girl with orange-brown hair, facing Lisa in her red dress and pearl necklace and a blonde woman in a blue dress on the right. Lisa, holding a black dress on a hanger, argues and gestures in a room with purple curtains and doors, then pauses, grins nervously and glances aside, and the black dress dangles and drops toward the floor. > There's still plenty of time. You'll get a date. > I don't want a date! And I don't want to wear perfume and cocktail dresses. > Am I the only one who just wants to play hopscotch and bake cookies and watch the > McLaughlin Group? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/706331.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/711336 ## 11:57–12:09 Lisa Simpson stands in a hallway of lavender-curtained doorways with Snowball II, a black cat, while two identical purple-haired girls in orange dresses, a girl in a pink hat with a yellow flower and purple striped dress, and a redhead in a green outfit watch her, and a blonde girl in a blue dress and platform shoes faces her. The redhead in green walks off to the left, leaving Lisa alone holding a small silver item beside the cat as she glances aside. The scene then shifts to a living room where Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, and Homer, in a white shirt and blue jeans, sit side by side on a maroon couch while Homer talks and gestures, then falls into a worried silence. > Hello? > Oh, I can't believe those goons muscled me out of my grease business. > I've been muscled out of everything I've ever done, including my muscle-for-hire business. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/718635.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/723848 ## 12:09–12:21 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, and Homer Simpson, bald and wearing a white shirt, stand together in the pink living room in front of a brown couch, with a framed picture of Maggie on the wall behind them. Homer first looks worried and speaks with his mouth open while Marge listens with a stern expression, then he gestures with both hands in front of his chest. Later Homer lowers his head and cups his jaw in his hand while Marge leans in close to his face and talks to him, with her hand resting on his shoulder and then near her own chest. A potted plant sits on a shelf at the left edge of the room. > My poor homie. Couldn't you try some other far-out money-making scheme? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/730939.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/735526 ## 12:21–12:33 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, and Homer Simpson, bald and heavy in a white shirt, sit together on a dark red couch in the pink living room. Marge sits up on the left and turns toward Homer, who looks ahead and to the side with wide eyes and a worried or uneasy expression, his mouth opening and closing as he talks. Marge's expression shifts from a neutral look to a sly, half-closed-eyed smile, and she tilts her head slightly while Homer glances toward her, then back away. A framed picture of a grey-haired man hangs on the wall behind them, and a framed painting is on the wall to the right. > Oh, what's the point? > You could raise some emos. > Emos? > Really? > Oh, that's pretty crazy. > Nah, I'd only fail just like I fail at everything. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/742200.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/747413 ## 12:33–12:39 Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, and Homer, bald in a white shirt and blue pants, sit on a dark red couch in the living room while Bart, in an orange shirt and holding a half-peeled banana, walks in from the left and stops beside them. Bart then stands in front of the brick fireplace, talking with wide eyes and an open mouth, and in the final moments he gestures with his free hand. Family portraits sit on the mantel above the fireplace, and a blue fireplace tool set stands to the right. > Hey, Dad, I've been thinking. > What if instead of giving up on Grease, we'd go for one last big score? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/754921.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/756798 ## 12:39–12:47 Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson, and Bart Simpson are in the family living room, with Bart holding a banana beside the dark red couch. Homer sits on the couch at first, talking and looking up, then stands up and stares at Bart while Marge watches. Homer then pulls Bart into a tight hug, squeezing him as Marge looks on, and the scene ends with Homer grinning and holding Bart close beside the couch. Framed pictures hang on the pink walls, and a red lamp stands at the left. > Wait a minute. > The boy's right! I can't quit now! > Aw, you always know just what to say to cheer me up. > Emu Farm? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/760760.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/763680 ## 12:47–12:55 Homer, Marge and Bart are in the pink living room, with Marge in a green dress and red beads seated on the maroon couch beside Bart, who leans on the couch arm holding a small bottle. Homer, a bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, stands laughing with his mouth open at the group. Homer then steps forward in front of the couch, grinning and clutching his belly, while Bart looks up at him with wide eyes. The scene cuts to Marge alone on the couch, arms crossed and eyes narrowed in an unimpressed look, as she slowly closes her eyes and purses her lips. Framed family portraits hang on the walls and a red lamp sits beside the couch. > You're priceless, Marge. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/768685.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/771396 ## 12:55–12:56 No characters appear in this scene, which shows the exterior of Springfield Elementary School, a two-story orange building with purple vertical pillars, an arched entrance with red doors, and a sign above the door. An American flag flies on a tall pole in front of the building, with trimmed green shrubs and conifers beside the walkway. The view stays static across all eight frames, with white clouds drifting slowly in the blue sky and nothing else moving. > The thing about huckleberries is, once you've had fresh, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/776401.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/776192 ## 12:56–13:07 Nelson, the brown-haired bully in a pink shirt and blue vest, sits at a purple picnic table in a schoolyard, gesturing with his hands and grinning, then leaning forward with a scowl. Principal Skinner, with neat grey hair and a suit, stands behind the table while a curly-haired boy in a light blue shirt, a blond boy in a blue jacket, and a boy with an afro in an orange-striped shirt watch. A cookie sits on the table, and a brick school building with large windows stands behind them. > you'll never go back to canned. > So anyway, I kick the guy's ass. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/778069.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/782240 ## 13:07–13:18 Nelson, the brown-haired bully in a pink shirt and blue vest, sits at a purple picnic table on a school lawn and talks with his hands while grinning. Across the table, a pale-haired boy in a blue shirt, a boy in a blue jacket with his back to the viewer, and a girl with an afro in a striped orange shirt listen, and the girl holds a small pink-and-white item. A man in a blue suit and pink tie stands behind Nelson at the left, and an orange school building with large windows and children playing on the field fill the background. Over the clip, Nelson keeps gesturing and grinning while the group looks at him, and the boy on the far right, who wears red glasses and a light blue shirt, is seen turning toward the others. The girl's reactions shift as the scene goes on. > Now, if the berries are too tart, I just dust them with confectioner's sugar. > Good secret. Hey, guys. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/788705.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/793084 ## 13:18–13:32 Lisa Simpson, wearing a black dress with a pearl necklace and red shoes, stands on a grassy park lawn with her hands on her hips, then strikes poses and pats her cheek with a red-lipped expression. Nelson, a bully in a vest, sits at a purple picnic table with Bart, who wears an orange shirt, and Ralph, a blond boy in a blue sweater, as Lisa walks over and stops in front of them. Behind her a pink house, trees, and a chain-link fence show in the background, and Lisa then stands at center with a playful, smug look while Sherri and Terri, a Black girl with grey-violet hair and a blonde girl with pigtails, and Milhouse, who has blue hair and glasses, watch from the back of the field. > Hi, Lisa. Are you all right? > No doubt. > Can't a girl fabulize herself before the big dance? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/799340.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/805179 ## 13:32–13:42 Nelson, the bully in a blue vest, sits at a purple picnic table pointing toward a pale boy with curly light hair and a light blue shirt, while a spiky-haired girl in a black dress with a pearl necklace and a large hoop earring stands nearby on a playground. She gestures with one hand, sticks out her tongue, rolls her eyes, and rests a hand on her hip, while a carton labeled MILK sits on the table. Other children watch from beside a chain-link fence in the background. > Your earlobe's bleeding. > Oh. > So, I guess Major Muffins like yourselves all have dates, huh? > You'd better believe it. > Really? All of you? Ah, we all have dates, Lisa. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/813313.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/817483 ## 13:42–13:53 Lisa Simpson stands on a grassy playground in her black dress and red shoes, gesturing with her arms outstretched in front of a purple picnic table where a woman with tall brown hair in a blue dress sits with her back to the viewer, next to a small blond boy with straight bangs in a blue shirt, a spiky-haired boy in a light blue shirt, and a curly-haired boy with red glasses in a pale green shirt. A boy with grey-violet curly hair in a striped orange shirt is seen nearby. As Lisa keeps talking and waving her arms, she suddenly topples backward onto the grass, legs in the air, while her red shoes lie scattered on the lawn. Behind them are a red-and-purple slide, a fence, and rolling purple hills under a blue sky. > Everyone does. > Even me. > Unbelievable. > Whoa! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/823948.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/828328 ## 13:53–14:02 Milhouse, in a blue cap, red glasses, pink shirt and red shorts, leans over a wooden desk in the school nurse's office, across from a nurse with auburn hair under a white cap who rests her chin on her hand. The nurse stands and moves behind him as he bends forward, then Milhouse straightens and stands beside the desk while Lisa, in a black dress with pearls and star-shaped hair, appears in the hallway doorway next to a door marked SCHOOL NURSE and gestures toward him. Details include an 'INSIDE YOU' anatomy poster, a trash can, a red rose in a vase, and a telephone on the desk. > Another wedgie. > Hang on, I'll get my forceps. > All right. > Milhouse, I've been looking all over for you. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/834792.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/837920 ## 14:02–14:15 A girl with star-shaped spiky yellow hair, a black dress and a pearl necklace, and Milhouse, a boy with blue hair and red glasses in a pink shirt, first stand talking in a row of blue lockers. She gestures with both hands, grimaces, and leans toward him while he listens. The scene then shifts to a nurse's office with a purple wall and a partly visible NURSE sign, where the girl stands in front of Milhouse, who shrugs with his hands out and talks, while she makes a face with her tongue out. > Listen, you've always had a crush on me, right? > Well, this is your lucky day, because you're going to take me to the dance. > Pretty great, huh? See ya. > Oh, but I can't. I already asked somebody. > So un-ask her. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/843134.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/848556 ## 14:15–14:27 A girl with spiky yellow hair, a pearl necklace, a hoop earring and a black dress faces Milhouse, who has blue hair, red-framed glasses and a pink shirt, first by a row of blue lockers. She talks and gestures, then grips his face with her hand while he sweats, and in close-up his glasses reflect her face as sweat drops fall. The moment ends with her hand pressed to her chest as Milhouse looks on, with a red rose in a vase and a white wall box marked with a red cross in the background. > But that one... You're taking me, you got that? > And it's gonna be a magical evening. > What am I doing? > This isn't me. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/856064.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/861486 ## 14:27–14:39 Lisa Simpson, in a black dress and pearl necklace, talks with Milhouse, who has blue hair, glasses, a pink shirt and red shorts, in a school hallway by blue lockers beneath a 'SCHOOL NURSE' door and a Krusty poster. Milhouse gestures, hops back against the lockers, then clasps his hands and spreads his arms while Lisa stands nearby, before the scene fades to black and then shows the Simpson house at night. > I'm sorry, Millhouse. > I'm free next weekend! > There's plenty of Millhouse to go around! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/868993.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/873581 ## 14:39–14:46 An unidentified figure in a dark hat, wrapped in coiled green-and-white tubing, sits on the roof of a pink car in a light-green garage at night, and the car's headlights switch on as it sits in the open doorway. From above, the same figure is seen with tubes running from the car to three barrels (grey, green and blue) on a wooden pallet, with a teal cabinet and scattered debris nearby. The car then rolls out of the garage at night, pulling the pallet of barrels along, past a brick wall and an orange house with lit windows. > All right, son. We're about to embark on our most difficult mission. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/880671.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/883174 ## 14:46–14:56 Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, and Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue pants, sit side by side in the back seat of a car with pink upholstery and a seatbelt across Bart. Homer grips the steering wheel with both hands and at first looks wide-eyed and talks with his mouth open, while Bart glances over with a sideways look. Over the sequence Homer's expression changes to a tense grimace, then his eyes close and his head bows as he seems to pray, and Bart slumps with his eyes shut and his hands clasped in his lap. The window behind them shows a blue wall and hedges outside the car. > Let's bow our heads in prayer. > Dear Lord, I know you're busy, > seeing as how you can watch women changing clothes and all that. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/887970.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/891516 ## 14:56–15:05 Bart Simpson, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, and Homer Simpson, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, sit side by side on a purple couch inside the family car, Bart belted in on the left and Homer gripping a black steering wheel on the right. Homer's eyes are shut and his mouth opens and closes in a yawn or snore while Bart keeps his eyes closed and his hands folded on his belly. Over the sequence Homer's expression shifts from a grimace to an open-mouthed yawn and back to a tight frown, and in the final frames Bart's eyes snap open wide and he turns his head to glance sideways at Homer. The interior is dim with a purple ceiling and a window showing a dark blue exterior with greenery. > But if you help us steal this grease tonight, > I promise we'll donate half the profits to charity. > Dad, he's not stupid. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/897355.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/900900 ## 15:05–15:16 Homer, the bald heavyset man in a white shirt, and Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, ride in a pink car at night, with Homer gripping the steering wheel and pressing the gas pedal while Bart sits buckled in beside him. Barrels and green hoses are strapped to the roof and trunk as the car rolls down a dim suburban street, and the barrels begin to tumble off onto the road as Homer's expression tightens. The scene then cuts to a yellow circular dish on a black background, where blue, bean-shaped ciliated cells with dark nuclei drift and swim across it. > All right, screw it. Let's roll. > I knew I should have attached out somehow. > Lucky parameciums. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/906739.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/911119 ## 15:16–15:27 Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, sits at a desk in her pink bedroom with a microscope, grimacing and blinking in the first frames, then slumping with a bored, weary expression. Marge Simpson, the tall blue beehive woman in a green dress and red beads, enters through the pink doorway at right holding two large dark glass jugs with white caps and smiles nervously. Lisa looks over at her, unimpressed, as Marge stands in the doorway. On the wall, a framed portrait of Homer hangs above the lamp, and a green poster with red 'JAZZ' lettering is behind Lisa. In the background sequence, a yellow petri dish on a black background shows blue, star-dotted microorganisms that move and rotate between frames, shifting from elongated to curled shapes. > You don't have to worry about finding dates or dancing. > Lisa, I made you some homemade Pepsi for the dance. > It's a little thick, but the price is right. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/917583.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/921754 ## 15:27–15:37 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress and red bead necklace, stands holding two jugs of dark liquid and later sits on a purple bed, while Lisa Simpson, with her star-shaped spiky hair, red dress and pearl necklace, stands in a pink bedroom with a dresser, mirror and a window with yellow curtains. Marge first holds the jugs near the doorway, then walks in and sits on the bed, gesturing with one hand toward Lisa, who stands with her arms at her sides and a sour expression. Marge ends up smiling and gesturing toward her daughter, with the two jugs of dark liquid resting beside her on the bed. > Thanks, Mom, but I told you I'm not going. > Oh, so you don't have a date. > You can still go and have a wonderful time. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/928219.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/932390 ## 15:37–15:46 Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and a pearl necklace, stands in her bedroom in front of a blue bookshelf holding books, a ball, a green stegosaurus toy and a red handheld device. She shifts her expression from worried and pleading to open-mouthed talking, gesturing with her hands out at her sides, then grimaces with a clenched-teeth scowl and holds her arms wide. Her expression softens into a sad, drooping, half-closed-eyed look as she slumps slightly and then turns her head to the side with a mildly annoyed, sidelong glance. > You don't understand. I don't belong there. > The other girls are already into fashion and makeup and dating. > They make me feel like a little baby. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/938646.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/942191 ## 15:46–15:57 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress and red beaded necklace, and Lisa Simpson, in her red skirt and pearl necklace, stand in the pink bedroom beside a window showing a night sky and tree. Marge first sits on the blue bed beside a brown jug, then stands up and steps over to Lisa, leaning down to grasp her shoulders and pull her into a hug. Marge keeps holding Lisa close while her face shifts between grinning, wincing and talking, and the pair stay embraced by the bed, a red-and-pink dresser and a small pink wastebasket at the left edge. > Oh, honey, a baby couldn't have organized a big school dance. > Unless it was especially skilled. > Or one of those super babies from Brazil. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/947613.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/951993 ## 15:57–16:11 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, and Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and a pearl necklace, are in Lisa's pink bedroom with a round mirror, a dresser and a bookshelf. Marge first hugs Lisa from behind, then kneels on the teal rug facing her and holds her by the shoulders while they talk. Marge grins and clasps her hands together, and Lisa looks up at her with a frown. Marge then presses her hands together in a pleading gesture, and Lisa keeps looking at her and speaking while Marge sits back on her heels, looking away with a resigned expression. > Forget it, Mom. I'm not going. > But they're counting on you to take tickets. > And if you sit there with a brave little smile and a festive bow, why, > you could be the belle of the ball. > Mom, you can't possibly believe that. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/958458.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/964297 ## 16:11–16:22 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace in a green dress, stands facing Lisa, who wears a pearl necklace and an orange-red dress, in a pink room with a bookshelf holding books and a green elf figurine with a pointed hat. Marge rests a hand on Lisa's shoulder and talks with an open mouth, then steps back and gestures with open palms, later turning sideways and putting her hands on her hips and swaying as she bumps her hip. Lisa stands on the left watching her mother, and the scene ends with Marge still swaying in front of the bookshelf. > I have to, honey. Or you can stay here and we'll have our own dance. > Every Simpson dance now. > Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump. I'll go. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/972221.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/977018 ## 16:22–16:35 Lisa stands in a room with a purple desk and pink walls, gesturing with her hands, before the scene shifts to a pink van with tanks and hoses bumping along a dark street at night. Inside, Homer in a white shirt grips the steering wheel while Bart, in an orange shirt and seatbelt, sits beside him, both looking ahead as houses and trees pass outside. Homer's eyes and mouth change from wide-eyed to grimacing and back, while Bart talks and grins. > This better work, boy. > I don't want to wind up working on your mother's emu farm. > Don't worry. > This is the score we've been dreaming about. > The grease traps in this kitchen have never been emptied. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/983691.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/989113 ## 16:35–16:47 At night outside Springfield Elementary, a pink truck with a figure in a dark cap at the wheel pulls up beside the sign, and Homer, a bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue trousers, hooks teal suction hoses to the truck and its green and grey barrels. Bart, a spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands on the truck's roof beside a dark cylinder with hoses coiled around it while Homer walks to the wall and grips a hose. Homer then raises the teal tube, pressing its end to his mouth and grimacing as he tries to suck through it. > Okay, turn on the suction. > It's not working. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/996829.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1001626 ## 16:47–16:58 Homer Simpson, in a white shirt and purple pants, struggles against a long green coiled tube beside a blue wall with a rolling shutter, wrapping it around himself and then yanking it away while his eye bulges out, as Bart in an orange shirt stares wide-eyed. Afterward, a pale, curly-haired boy in a plaid shirt and green bow tie walks with a red-haired girl in a mint dress and green bow toward purple double doors marked Gymnasium beneath a sign reading Dance Tonight. Lisa, in a red dress with a pink bow and pearl necklace, sits at a pink-draped table beside an open cash box and takes a small white slip from the boy. > What is it? > Uh, nothing. > Enjoy the dance. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1008508.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1012887 ## 16:58–17:03 Lisa Simpson sits at a pink-draped ticket table in a blue hallway, pearl necklace on, stamping hands from a red stamp pad while a cash box sits open beside her. A girl with red hair in a mint dress and a boy in a plaid sweater and brown pants walk toward the purple double doors marked "DANCE TONIGHT", and Lisa waits as they go in. Milhouse, with blue hair and red glasses in a white suit, then walks with a girl in a red dress and bow past the sign toward the same doors while Lisa sits at the table, and a trash can stands by the table. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1019560.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1021229 ## 17:03–17:14 Milhouse, with blue hair, glasses, and a white lab coat with a red bow tie, stands at a pink-draped counter across from Lisa, who wears a pink bow, a pearl necklace, and an orange-red dress. A girl with brown bangs, red hair ribbons, and metal headgear with braces, wearing a red jacket, stands behind the counter beneath a 'Dance Tonight' poster while Milhouse smiles, gestures with a small white card, and reaches toward Lisa. Lisa reaches into an open box of pink candies and picks up a small red-wrapped item, and Milhouse then clutches his chest and grimaces with his mouth open. > Wow, Lisa. I really admire your guts. > You came here all by yourself at the risk of being labeled a dateless wonder. > Ow! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1024982.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1029153 ## 17:14–17:25 Lisa Simpson sits at a pink-draped table with a pearl necklace, a pink bow, and an open jewelry box beside a small bell, while a sign reading DANCE TONIGHT hangs on a purple double door down a hallway. A woman in a red dress with red-brown hair walks toward the door, and Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses and wearing a white coat, follows her in and goes through the door as Lisa watches. Lisa then fidgets with her bow and hair, and a grey trash can sits by the table. Bart Simpson, in an orange shirt, blue shorts, and green gloves, appears behind a wire-mesh window in a kitchen with sinks, then climbs down pointing toward the sink area and stands at the purple cabinets. > It slipped. > Ah, it's gonna be a long night. > Where's the hose? Bringing up the rear. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1035618.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1039997 ## 17:25–17:35 Homer Simpson, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants with green gloves, and Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, are in the Simpsons' kitchen with its purple cabinets and blue-and-white checkered floor. Homer shines a flashlight around the kitchen and into the range hood, with a grey hose trailing behind him, while Bart walks around and then stands beside him. Homer leans in to look up under the hood, which has fans spinning inside, and Bart stands close beside him as Homer reaches up toward it and then places a gloved hand on Bart's head. > Are you as excited as I am? Oh, yeah. > Well, here goes. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1046671.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1050841 ## 17:35–17:46 Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue trousers, and Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, are in a kitchen with blue walls, purple cabinets and a large stove. In the first part, Homer leans over a grey pipe that rises from a brown-streaked countertop, his teal rubber gloves gripping it while he looks down at it. Later he stands upright, pulls off a glove, and gestures with his hands while Bart faces him beside the stove. Finally Homer folds his arms and gives Bart a sly, grinning look, while a teal glove lies draped over the stove's knob and a bulletin board hangs on the wall behind them. > And now we wait. > So, is this your school? Well, it used to be. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1056889.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1061060 ## 17:46–17:56 In a blue-walled kitchen with purple cabinets, Homer, bald and heavy in a white shirt, stands with arms crossed beside Bart, who has spiky hair and an orange-red shirt, while a muscular, shirtless, red-bearded stranger with a white towel around his waist walks in and then leans over a sink. The stranger lifts a blue can with partial red lettering and sprays foam over his chest and arms, and the scene then cuts to an open Brillo Kitchen Scouring Pads box with blue scouring pads spilling out as a yellow hand reaches toward them. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1067525.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1071487 ## 17:56–18:09 Homer and Bart Simpson stand in the Simpson kitchen beside a muscular, shirtless man with bushy red hair and a red beard, who is wearing a towel and holding a metal hose nozzle overhead in the first frame. The bearded man scowls, grins and points his finger while Homer, in a white shirt and blue pants, gestures with his hands and talks, and Bart, in an orange shirt, looks on with a sheepish grin. Purple cabinets, pots and pans hanging on the wall, and a stovetop with red burners surround them, and a flexible hose runs along the counter. > I mean, what are you doing here? > Uh, well, > we're a new foreign exchange students from Scotland. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1077535.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1082957 ## 18:09–18:18 In a purple-and-blue kitchen with hanging pots and an open oven, Homer, in his white shirt and blue pants, stands at left facing a shirtless, muscular man with bushy red hair and a red beard who wears a light green towel. The muscular man gestures with his hands, then flexes and plants his fists on his hips while grinning, as Homer watches and talks. Later, Bart, in a red shirt and blue shorts with his hands behind his back, joins Homer beside the cabinets and a corkboard, and Homer gestures while the muscular man stands with his back partly to the camera. > Saints be praised. I'm from Scotland. > Where do you hail from? Uh, North Kilt Town. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1090673.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1093801 ## 18:18–18:32 Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, stands in a kitchen with purple cabinets and a blue wall, facing a shirtless, muscular man with a huge red moustache and red hair, who stands with hands on hips beside a stove and hanging pans. The muscular man flexes an arm and grins, then Homer turns his attention to the moustached man, scratches his chin, and stares at him with a skeptical look. Homer then frowns, pointing with his hand and speaking, with a pan hanging on the wall and a corkboard with notes to his left. Homer finally plants his hands on his hips and glares, mouth open as he speaks indignantly. > No fooling! I'm from North Kilt Town. Do you know Angus McCloud? > Wait a minute. > There's no Angus McCloud in North Kilt Town? > Why, you're not from Scotland at all. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1099223.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1105062 ## 18:32–18:45 A muscular, shirtless, red-bearded man in white shorts, resembling Sideshow Bob's build and hair but not matching his description as a regular, appears in a blue-walled kitchen with a checkered floor. He stands flexing, then pulls a long, segmented light-blue hose out of an oven and leans into it while a yellow glow swirls inside the oven. He bends over and stares at the hose, then sees Homer in a white shirt and blue pants bent over the sink, and the bearded man turns toward him. Homer is soon pulled into the sink area, with the blue-clad figure's legs sticking out above the counter while the hose runs from the sink across the floor. The bearded man then leaves the sink area, and the last frame shows him sprawled across the counter, with the hose trailing over the edge toward the floor. Pots, a ladle, a colander, and a wall poster hang or sit nearby. > Ah, don't be daft. I was born in re... > Eh, what the... My retirement, Greece! > No! You thieving grease pundits, I'll kill ya! > Wait up! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1113195.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1118826 ## 18:45–18:54 Homer and Bart, the boy with spiky hair in a red shirt and blue shorts, crawl on hands and knees through a narrow purple duct lined with a green ribbed pipe. Bart pulls ahead down the passage while Homer follows, looks back worriedly, and then sprawls on the floor as a muscular, shirtless stranger with red hair and a red mustache crawls up beside him and reaches toward him. The scene is set inside a cramped metal tunnel with rivets along its walls. > Not so fast, boyo. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1126751.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1130087 ## 18:54–19:01 A muscular, bald, shirtless man with a bushy red mustache and red hair at the sides, wearing light blue shorts, poses in a narrow purple metal corridor. He flexes his arms, pats his chest, and grins while showing his teeth, then pumps and clenches his fists near his face. In the final moment he raises one fist overhead while his mouth stays open in a shout. > Hell, if it was up to me, I'd let you go. > But the lads have a temper, and they've been drinking all day! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1135718.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1138220 ## 19:01–19:12 Homer Simpson, bald and heavy in a white shirt, is in a cramped room with purple padded walls covered in bolts, facing a muscular, shirtless man with a bushy red beard, moustache and eyebrows who wears light blue shorts. Homer flails his arms and fists at the man, shouting and grimacing, then raises a hand to his head and slumps against the wall. The bearded man leans forward, gripping a blue coiled cable, and his expression turns smug and dazed as he is struck, while the cable trails along the wall. > Ow! > Ow! Stop pummeling me! > It's really painful! > All right, fine. > I'll strangle you for a while! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1142808.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1147396 ## 19:12–19:22 Homer is pinned by the neck against a purple wall by a muscular, shirtless man with spiky red hair and a huge red beard and moustache, who grips blue ribbed tubes while Homer gasps and grimaces. Lisa, in a red dress and pearl necklace, sits at a pink table stamping her arm with a red ink pad, leaving red stars on her skin, and yellow spots appear across her arm and hair. Principal Skinner, in a blue suit and orange tie, gestures with open hands while talking to her in a hallway lined with lockers, then pinches his fingers together and grimaces. > Lisa, I have to run home. > I need you to keep an eye on the dance. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1154070.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1157615 ## 19:22–19:34 Principal Skinner, in a blue suit with an orange tie, and Lisa, with her star-shaped spiky hair, red dress and pearl necklace, are in a school hallway lined with lockers. Lisa sits at a pink table with a candy box and a compact on it, her arms folded and her face sullen, while Skinner talks to her from the side. He then walks off down the hall before returning to stand beside her, resting his hands on her shoulders and fiddling with her pearl necklace as she stares wide-eyed ahead, and a purple trash can with a red lid sits nearby. > Oh, I don't want to go in there with all the happy dancing couples. > Normally I wouldn't ask, but it's an emergency. > Mother has a June bug cornered in the basement, and she needs me to finish it off. > Come on, chop chop. All right, all right, DMY. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1163663.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1168668 ## 19:34–19:45 Lisa Simpson, in her red dress and pearl necklace, stands in a school hallway lined with blue lockers while a thin man with brown hair, a blue suit, purple shirt and orange tie grips her shoulder, then folds his arms and later puts his hands on his hips. Lisa breaks away and walks past a pink-draped table toward a purple double door under a green "DANCE TONIGHT" sign, pushes at the door handles, and then stands in the open doorway with her arms spread wide against the lockers. > I know what that means, young lady. > Huh? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1175966.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1180346 ## 19:45–19:57 Lisa, the girl with spiky star-shaped hair and a pearl necklace, faces a tall blonde woman in a blue dress and bracelets in a gymnasium with pink drapes, a disco ball, and a refreshment table. The woman gestures with her hands, clasps them, and bites her lip while Lisa looks up at her, and the wider shots show a crowd of guests standing in lines across the blue floor, with a man in a light suit fidgeting near the front. A basketball hoop hangs above the table, and red-and-green garlands decorate the walls. > Oh, Lisa, it's terrible. > Okay, this dance has gone titanic. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1187019.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1191816 ## 19:57–20:05 Lisa Simpson, with her spiky star-shaped hair, red dress and pearl necklace, stands on a blue basketball court beside a tall blonde girl with shoulder-length hair, pink lips and a blue overall dress, who is not a regular character. The blonde girl talks animatedly and gestures with one hand, then pauses with her mouth open and her gaze shifting around. Behind her, a girl in a light blue dress with a red headband folds her arms, a girl in a pink dress stands at the far left, and a girl with long hair in a teal dress stands at the far right, all in front of a purple wall with a pink and green holiday garland and a basketball hoop above. Lisa looks on with wide eyes and an open mouth, and the blonde girl's expression turns from talking to a pursed, sulky look as her hand moves into the frame. > What happened? > Well, the boys and girls are, like, afraid of each other. > They're acting like a bunch of... Kids? > I know. What is up with that? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1198906.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1201826 ## 20:05–20:16 Lisa Simpson, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and a white pearl necklace, stands against a purple wall beside a purple door and a grey pole on a blue floor. She talks animatedly throughout, her eyes wide and her mouth opening and closing, gesturing with her hands: she first clasps her hands together at her chest, then spreads an open hand outward, then raises a hand near her face and lifts one hand to her side. Her expression shifts from a grimace to a grin and then a squint with closed eyes, before she settles back into a wide-eyed, talking pose. > It's because they are kids, and so are we. > Come on, Alex. > We've only got nine, > maybe ten years tops when we can giggle in church and chew with our mouths open and go Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1207039.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1211210 ## 20:16–20:29 Lisa Simpson, in her red skirt and pearl necklace, stands on a blue gymnasium-style floor with white lines against a purple wall, facing a blonde woman with shoulder-length hair, blue earring, and navy pinafore dress with a blue collar. Lisa gestures and looks uneasy while the woman talks, gestures with one hand, sticks out her tongue with hands on hips, and then walks off to the right past a pink drape with balloons and a double door, leaving Lisa standing alone. Background details include a grey cylindrical post and a girl with an orange headband and a woman with light hair at the edges. > daze without bathing. > We'll never have that freedom again. > Hmm. > Listen, you can giggle and stink all you want, but I have a credit card, so... > on you. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1217675.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1223097 ## 20:29–20:39 Homer, bald and wide-eyed with a grimace, is pinned in a narrow purple chamber by a muscular, shirtless man with spiky red hair and a red beard who grips Homer's collar while a grey hose trails across the floor. Bart, in a red shirt and blue shorts, first floats above them with his arm outstretched, then crawls in on his hands and knees at the left edge as the red-bearded man tugs and snarls. A large grey bulbous mass swells behind the struggling pair while Homer's eyes roll and his mouth gapes, and the scene ends with Homer slumping limp on the floor as the red-bearded man glances to the side. > Guys, guys, the homes! But please, > the ground keeper and I are trying to settle this like adults. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1230813.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1234775 ## 20:39–20:50 Homer, Bart, and Sideshow Bob, with his huge mane of spiky red hair, tumble and scream through a purple tube smeared with brown goo, their arms flung out. The scene shifts to an indoor room where a man in a blue suit and red bow tie clasps his hands, then shouts and raises a fist while a red-haired man in a green sweater and a grey-haired man in a blue jacket holding a white cup look on. The man in the bow tie then pinches his collar in alarm, points upward, and the room fills with falling white flakes beneath green ceiling lamps, with no visible on-screen text. > Huh? Look, it's snowing. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1241031.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1245411 ## 20:50–21:01 Lisa, in her red dress, Carl, a Black man in a blue shirt, and Homer, a bald man with stubble, are among a crowd of Springfield kids and adults spinning and tumbling in a blue gym during a school dance, with a tall boy in a green jacket with red hair and a bespectacled boy in the background. Ralph Wiggum, in a black tuxedo and bow tie, sticks out his tongue and cries while a red-haired boy in a green jacket cheers beside a table of cookies and cups, and a woman with long auburn hair in a pink dress stands among the dancers under green lamps and a disco ball with gold star confetti swirling around them. The scene then cuts to a green ceiling fan spraying yellow blobs, and ends with Bart, in an orange shirt and blue pants, sliding across a huge pale, wrinkled hand while a purple wall and a dangling cord show behind. > Ah, the snowflake tastes like fish sticks. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1251876.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1256464 ## 21:01–21:14 Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses, wearing a white suit and red bow tie, stands at a crowded school dance, with Mr. Burns' assistant Smithers in a blue jacket and Lenny in a tuxedo watching behind him. Early on, a hanging net-covered sack bursts open and drenches Homer, who lies face down in a sticky pale puddle while Bart and others stand among the crowd and streamers. Homer is later shown pinned under a sliding sheet of pale goo, then sprawled face-down in the same sludge on the gym floor. Milhouse then sticks out his tongue, gestures with a hand holding a white blob, and finally raises both arms in celebration while confetti and sticky pale bits drift through the decorated gym. > It's like a hamburger milkshake. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1263137.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1268142 ## 21:14–21:27 Troy McClure, an actor with swept-back reddish hair in a light blue suit and red tie, wades through deep sand in a purple room with blue windows and pink garland, clutching a small object and pointing while a mustached chef in a tall white hat carries a stack of pizza boxes past a doorway. Two women with long grey-violet hair in orange dresses kneel in the sand, a small man in blue sinks nearby, and a man in a blue suit with grey curly hair stands in the foreground while a man in a white suit and blue cap looks on. Homer, in a white shirt and blue pants, sits slumped in the sand under a hanging garland as a green figure lies to the right. > Here comes a grease ball. > Hey, Luigi bring your kids a free pizza. > Why you have to make the fun, eh? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1275232.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1280863 ## 21:27–21:39 Homer, in his white shirt and blue jeans, sits and then kneels in a spreading tan goo on a purple-walled stage with pink bunting and string lights. Milhouse, in a white suit and blue cap, grabs Homer's hand and pulls him up, while a man in a green suit with tan hair and a black tie gestures nearby. Homer shakes goo off his hands and then sits on a bench, and a blonde woman in a blue pinafore-style outfit with bracelets sticks out her tongue and touches her mouth with a finger as Lisa, in her orange-red dress and pearl necklace, watches. Lisa holds up a white blob, and the woman, now smeared with the goo on her clothes, arms and hair, puts her hands on her hips while Lisa stares at her. > Oh, that's my grease. It's mine! > Give it here. They're playing in Greece? > Yarg! > Oh, at your age. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1288579.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1293375 ## 21:39–21:49 A blonde woman with a grey-streaked beehive-like hairdo and a blue dress with a tan patch, wearing bracelets and blue heels, first stands glaring against a purple wall, then crouches to scoop up a handful of snow from the floor. Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace, stands in a snowy gymnasium decorated with garland and a disco ball, then turns as the woman stumbles and runs past with the snowball in her raised hand. In the wider crowded dance hall, Ralph in a black tuxedo sits in the foreground holding a small red box, while Milhouse lies sprawled in the snow in a white suit and other partygoers mill about under falling snow. > You are so dead. > Ow! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1300466.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1304428 ## 21:49–21:59 No characters appear in this sequence of black title cards on a plain black background. The credits first show 'Executive Producer MIKE SCULLY' in orange lettering, which then gives way to 'Executive Producers JAMES L. BROOKS, MATT GROENING, SAM SIMON' that fades in and out. The sequence ends with 'Starring DAN CASTELLANETA' in orange text centered on the black screen. > There was bacon in that! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1310476.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1314230 ## 21:59–22:08 No Simpsons characters appear in this moment; it is the end-credits roll against a plain black background. Gold cartoon-style text appears in sequence: first JULIE KAVNER, then NANCY CARTWRIGHT, then YEARDLEY SMITH, then HANK AZARIA, followed by 'and HARRY SHEARER' and 'Special Guest Voice LISA KUDROW.' The final card lists 'Also Starring PAMELA HAYDEN, TRESS MACNEILLE, MAGGIE ROSWELL, RUSSI TAYLOR,' which stays on screen through the last several seconds. > Thank you. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1320277.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1324031 ## 22:08–22:18 No characters appear in this moment; the black screen shows only credits in orange text, cycling from Animation Executive Producer Phil Roman, to Animation Producers Lolee Aries and Michael Wolf, to Executive Consultant Rich Moore, to Story Editors Jane C. O'Brien, Larry Doyle and Matt Selman (shown across two stretches), to Theme by Danny Elfman, Music by Alf Clausen, Casting by Bonita Pietila, Editors Michael Bridge and Don Barozzo, and finally Animation Production Manager for Gracie Films Joel Kuwahara. Each credit appears centered on the plain black background and is replaced by the next, with no movement beyond the text changing. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1330079.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1333833 ## 22:18–22:28 No Simpsons characters appear in this moment, which is a sequence of black end-credit title cards in orange lettering on a plain black background. The credits roll in order: Joel Kuwahara as Animation Production Manager for Gracie Films, then Dominique Braud-Stiger as Post Production Supervisor and Alexander Duke as Post Production Coordinator, then Bobby Mackston, Terry Greene and Norm Macleod as Dialogue Sound Editors. Next come Chris Ledesma as Music Editor, Travis Powers as Sound Effects Editor, and R. Russell Smith and Bill Freesh as Re-Recording Mixers, followed by a crew list with Felicia Nalivansky, Ron Cox, Terry Brown, Bob Hile, Louise Jaffe, Sony Pictures Studio and Laser-Pacific, with a Dolby Surround logo. Later cards show assistants, Animation Produced by Film Roman, Inc., Overseas Production by Akom and N.J. Kim with Utit Choomuang as Overseas Animation Director, and animation staff such as Michael Polcino, Christian Roman and the storyboard artists. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1339672.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1343425 ## 22:28–22:38 No Simpsons characters appear in this moment; it is a sequence of black end-credit cards with gold lettering that scroll through crew credits, beginning with Background Design Supervisor Lance Wilder and Character Design credits for Kevin M. Newman, Matt Groening and Sam Simon, then Artist Supervisor Mike B. Anderson, animation production and post-production credits, and a notice reading The Simpsons Episode #5F20, Copyright 1998, Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation. The sequence ends with Creative Consultant Matt Groening followed by Executive Creative Consultant James L. Brooks. > Shh. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1349473.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1353227 ## 22:38–22:47 A dark, silhouetted auditorium with rows of seats shows several unnamed audience members, including a figure with a big puffy hairdo at the front left, as a blue projector beam reaches a blank screen under three ceiling lights. The beam widens and then shows the words GRACIE FILMS in white letters on the screen. The scene then changes to a black screen with the text IN ASSOCIATION WITH, followed by a golden 20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION logo rising against a blue sky with light beams, which reads A NEWS CORPORATION COMPANY, before fading to black. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E01/1359275.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e01-lard-of-the-dance/1363028