# The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace

The Simpsons, season 10, episode 2 (S10E02), first aired September 20, 1998.
Written by John Swartzwelder. Directed by Mark Kirkland. Production code 5F21.
Chalkboard gag: "I will not file frivolous lawsuits". Couch gag: Theatre.

Learning that his life may be half over, a depressed Homer finds a new hero in Thomas Edison and leaves his job at the plant to try inventing. His gadgets, including a makeup shotgun and an electric hammer, flop until he designs a chair that cannot tip over, only to learn Edison built one first. Homer heads to New Jersey's Edison museum, intending to smash Edison's chair.

Who's in it: Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Marge Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Moe Szyslak, Grampa Simpson, Ned Flanders, Barney Gumble, Lenny Leonard, Carl Carlson, Kent Brockman, Lewis Clark, Wendell Borton, Richard, Professor Frink, Sophie Jensen, Buck-toothed girl, Marty, Emilie Mercer, Bill, Dad, Edison Museum Tour Guide, Son, Thomas Edison.

Every moment of the episode, about ten seconds each: when it is, what happens on screen, and what's said.
The descriptions are written by an AI model from frames of each moment and can get small details wrong. The dialogue is from the episode's subtitles.

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## 0:00–0:12

Bart Simpson, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt and blue shorts, writes lines on a classroom chalkboard that repeat "I will not file frivolous lawsuits" while the sentence fills the board. Early in the sequence the text runs down the board and he stands writing near a red trash can and a wall outlet, then the last line is cut short to read "I will not file frivol". He then turns and runs toward the door at the back of the room, past rows of desks, as the chalkboard shows the lines and the words "FRIVOL" at the bottom. Before this, the opening title card shows "The Simpsons" in yellow letters over drifting clouds on a blue sky.

> The Simpsons

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## 0:12–0:24

Homer, in a cream protective suit with an orange harness and a visor, stands at a red counter under a CAUTION sign as a glowing green rod hovers beside him, while the frail, stooped Mr. Burns with a hooked nose and Smithers in glasses watch from a booth on the right. The scene then shifts to a store where Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, reads a Mom Monthly magazine with Frosted Krusty Flakes on its cover beside a bottle and a box, and Maggie, with a blue bow, stands at the checkout with a sign reading CHECKS. A cashier in a grey apron and pink shirt then lifts Maggie onto the counter below a sign reading 5, and Marge pushes a teal cart, where Maggie climbs up over the wire basket, tosses something red, and Marge raises her hands and smiles with her eyes closed.

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## 0:24–0:38

Lisa Simpson plays saxophone in a school band room alongside identical twin girls in purple dresses playing flutes, a boy in a blue cap and glasses, and a conductor in a pink jacket and bow tie who waves a baton and frowns. Lisa then carries her saxophone down an orange hallway lined with posters, past a Beethoven bust, and outside she sits in a pink car in a driveway beside a yellow garage and a blue mailbox while Bart Simpson rides a skateboard nearby. Homer Simpson stands by the pink car as a girl on a red bicycle rides up carrying a tall stack of books, and Homer then clutches his chest and shouts in alarm.

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## 0:38–0:50

Homer, first in a purple room beside a red bed, gestures and talks with his arm outstretched. The scene then shifts to a crowded couch where Homer stands at the back next to Marge, with Krusty, Moe and Milhouse among the group, all eating popcorn and drinks while watching a television. The TV screen shows yellow text on blue, first reading "Created by Matt Groening" and then "Developed by James L. Brooks, Matt Groening, Sam Simon."

> Excuse me. Excuse me.

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## 0:50–0:56

No regular characters are visible; the scene is an aerial view of a suburban street with a tall lattice radio tower bearing a white sign reading KBBL RADIO, set on a brick base. The first several frames are black, then the tower view appears with a small red car driving along the road beside the tower, and the car moves past the tower and off the road while the scene stays otherwise still, with houses, trees and a grey utility box around the grounds.

> Hey, Springfield, if you're driving, you may want to sit down.

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## 0:56–1:06

In a radio studio behind glass with an ON AIR sign overhead, a woman with a ponytail and headphones works the sliders of a mixing board in the foreground while two men sit at microphones in the booth. The man on the left, with swept-back reddish hair, white shirt and purple tie, talks and gestures, sometimes raising a finger, while the bald man with grey hair at the sides, a pink sweater and headphones, smiles and listens. Bookshelves stand behind them, and on-screen captions label the talking man as Co-Executive Producer George Meyer, then David S. Cohen, then Richard Appel, as the pair keep chatting and smiling.

> Uh-oh, because it's time for Bill and Marty's 5 o'clock News Flush.
> Our topless story, President Clinton has launched a new website.

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## 1:06–1:16

In a radio studio lined with shelves of binders, Troy McClure, with swept-back reddish hair, a white shirt and a lavender tie, sits at a microphone beside an older man with grey hair at the sides, a red sweater and headphones. The older man points a finger forward, taps a red button and holds a sheet of paper up to his microphone, while McClure grins, leans in and then both men break into laughter. On-screen captions in white letters read Producer Dan Greaney, Producer Ron Hauge and Producer Donick Cary as the scene plays.

> Uh-oh, wait, let me guess. www dot...
> dot...

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## 1:16–1:26

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, sits behind the wheel of a pink car, eating a sandwich and steering as he chews. He glances sideways with a sleepy expression while the scene holds on the car's dashboard. The pink dash shows a green AM/FM radio with an 8-track tape slot, and a key dangles from the ignition, while white credit text on screen reads Co-Producers Brian Scully and Julie Thacker, then Consulting Producer Jace Richdale.

> website.
> Okay, here's another News Flush.
> Doctors say the life expectancy of the average man is now 76.2 years.

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## 1:26–1:35

Homer Simpson drives his pink car on a highway, holding a hamburger in one hand and the wheel in the other, while on-screen credits read 'Consulting Producer IAN MAXTONE-GRAHAM' and then 'Consulting Producer DAVID MIRKIN'. He turns wide-eyed and open-mouthed, then grimaces and squeezes the burger against the steering wheel as his pink car, trailing smoke, drifts beside a green car and then past a red car, with a magenta car visible at the top right. The scene closes on Homer clenching his teeth with the crushed burger pressed against the wheel.

> 76.2, but I'm already 38.1.

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## 1:35–1:44

Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, sits behind the steering wheel of a purple car, first wide-eyed with a grimacing mouth, then slumping with his eyes shut and mouth open in a yawn. Credits appear over the scene, first reading 'Consulting Producers Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein' and then 'Consultant John Swartzwelder', as he looks ahead and then dozes. The scene ends on a close view of the pink dashboard, where a radio with an AM/FM dial and an '8-TRACK TAPE' slot sits beside a yellow key on a ring.

> I've wasted half my life.

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## 1:44–1:57

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue trousers, is on a road beside a pink car with its driver door hanging open, a lane marking painted on the asphalt below. He climbs out of the pink car, then stands and crouches by a red car and a teal truck, gesturing with his hands and moving between the vehicles. He ends up pressed against a dark blue car near a traffic light. Later he stands by a yellow pole-mounted pay phone under a blue sky, holding the receiver to his ear with a worried expression, and a credit card on the screen reads 'Supervising Director JIM REARDON' and 'Produced by COLIN A.B.V. LEWIS', then 'Produced by J. MICHAEL MENDEL BONITA PIETILA'.

> Half my life gone and I'm only guaranteed 38 more years.
> Marge, I've wasted half my life.
> Sir, do you need a tow truck?
> What are you talking about, Marge? I don't need a...

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## 1:57–2:07

Homer Simpson, bald and heavyset in a white shirt and blue pants, stands on a roadside by a pole, holding a black phone to his ear while a pink car and a red car lie crumpled together in a crash behind him, with a small puff of smoke and flying debris and a red object on the grass at his feet, and the credit 'Produced by RICHARD RAYNIS' appears across the lower part of the scene. He grimaces, sweats, and gestures with his free hand as he talks. The scene then shifts to Homer sitting on a purple bed in a pink room under a framed picture, where a large sack labeled 'FLOUR' sits in his lap. He rubs his chin, yawns with his mouth open, and sits slumped with heavy-lidded eyes, dusting his shirt with a little white powder.

> Okay, send the truck.
> Oh, honey, don't need that.
> Wouldn't you rather have your sugar bag?

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## 2:07–2:12

Homer, the bald heavy man in a white tank top and blue pants, sits on the edge of a bed with a Flo-branded sack beside him, while Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, stands at the foot of the bed in a pink bedroom with framed pictures on the wall. Homer rests his hand against his chin and then sits back with his arms folded, looking up at Marge as he speaks and shakes his head slightly, while she listens with her head tilted. The on-screen credits read 'Produced by Richard Sakai, Denise Sirkot' and then 'Written by John Swartzwelder', which fades out at the end of the moment.

> No, I don't deserve sugar.

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## 2:12–2:21

Homer, the bald heavy man in a white undershirt, sits up in bed while Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress with red beads, stands beside him in a pink bedroom with a lamp and a framed picture of Maggie. Homer grows more anxious, with wide eyes and an open mouth, as a 'Directed by Mark Kirkland' credit appears over the scene, and then his face blends into a vision of a pale green and pink futuristic graveyard under a white lattice dome, with red text reading 'The Graveyard of the Future' hovering over him. The scene then shows the wide dome, rows of colorful strange tombstones, and a small crowd gathered on the hill beneath it.

> I'm halfway to my grave and I haven't accomplished anything.
> Oh, I am not looking forward to my funeral.

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## 2:21–2:31

Under a red-lettered arch reading "THE GRAVEYARD OF THE FUTURE," a procession of mourners in dark clothes walks over a purple hill toward futuristic tombstones. Troy McClure, with swept-back reddish hair and a tuxedo, carries a stack of Oscar statuettes past a boxy grey robot and two black crows with orange beaks, while a Black bodyguard in sunglasses and an earpiece stands nearby. Herb, brown-haired in a blue suit with a PRESIDENT sash, then stands between two sunglasses-wearing bodyguards beside tombstones, with a red-robed moustached man at the edge of the frame.

> No, Homer wasn't a great man.
> Nor even an adequate man. And he certainly never accomplished anything.

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## 2:31–2:40

A moustached man in a red cardinal-style cap and red cape over a black robe, holding a small book, stands outdoors beside a pink stone marker inscribed with partial lettering, while three men in dark suits and sunglasses with earpieces watch. Two of the suited men flank the right side, one a bodyguard with a Black man's build, and Herb, a brown-haired man resembling Homer in a blue suit with a PRESIDENT sash, stands between them. The cardinal-robed man holds the book with both hands at first, then lowers it to one hand, touches his nose and moustache, and finally lifts his free hand to gesture toward the stone while the others remain still.

> Uh, President Lenny, you have anything to say?
> Nah.
> All right, fair enough. Toss him in the hole, boys.

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## 2:40–2:51

Homer, bald and wearing blue pants, is tossed in the bed of a dump truck while a crowd of mourners in dark suits, a red-robed man with a red hat, and a robot watches. The truck tips up and buries him in a heap of brown dirt beside an open grave, leaving only his blue-clad legs visible. Two black-feathered, orange-beaked gravediggers stand in the mound, then walk away to the right while the crowd thins, and two dogs, one white and one brown, dig at the dirt in the final frame. The scene takes place in a grassy cemetery with pink tombstones and trees under a green sky.

> There goes a real sack of crap.
> Indubitably, old chum.

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## 2:51–2:56

Homer Simpson, bald and in a white tank top, sits on the edge of a bed with a purple headboard in a pink bedroom while Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress with a red beaded necklace, stands beside him. At first Homer stares wide-eyed and looks worried with his mouth closed, then he grimaces and lowers his head with his eyes shut, then he turns to Marge and speaks with his mouth open, grinning nervously and wincing. Framed family portrait of Bart and Lisa hangs on the pink wall, with a red-and-brown alarm clock on the nightstand beside a red lamp with a pleated shade.

> Oh, Marge, no matter what happens in the future, promise me you won't vote for Lenny.
> Okay, but you've accomplished a lot. You've made me very happy.

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## 2:56–3:06

Homer, the bald heavy man in a white tank top and blue jeans, sits on the edge of a red-covered bed holding a bag of flour labeled FLOUR, while Marge, with her tall blue beehive and a green dress with a red beaded necklace, sits beside him in a pink bedroom with framed family portraits on the wall and an alarm clock and lamp on the nightstands. Homer's expression shifts from worried to grimacing, and he raises a hand to his head and rubs his hair while flour dust rises from the bag, as Marge sits with a patient, sometimes smiling, sometimes unimpressed look and at one point rests her hand on her chest.

> Oh, yeah, they'll put me on a stamp for that.
> I've wasted half my life, Marge. You know how many memories I have?

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## 3:06–3:14

Homer Simpson, bald and heavy in a white tank top, sits up in bed against a purple headboard in a pink bedroom, with a framed portrait of Bart and Lisa on the pink wall above him. He raises one hand and lifts his other arm while his face shifts from wide-eyed and open-mouthed to squinting and grimacing, then he holds up two fingers in a V-shape and gestures outward with his hands, mouth opening and closing as he talks. The scene ends with him wide-eyed and gesturing open-palmed toward the pillow beside him.

> Three.
> Standing in line for a movie, having a key made, and sitting here talking to you.

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## 3:14–3:28

Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white tank top and blue pants, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, sit on their bed in a pink bedroom, with a flour sack in Homer's lap and a clock on the nightstand. Homer spreads his arms and gestures, then holds his head and sinks down, while Marge looks on and then leans over him and pats his belly as he lies back on the red bedspread. The scene cuts to the pink two-story house with its attached garage and a lavender car in the driveway. Homer, in his yellow-skinned casual clothes, leans into the car's open door and then walks along the path carrying a bag of flour toward the house, past a blue mailbox.

> 38 years and that's all I have to show for it.
> You're 39.

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## 3:28–3:40

Homer, shirtless in blue pants and carrying a lunch pail with a white towel, enters a pink hallway through a front door while Lisa in her red dress walks beside him. Lisa hugs Homer, then tugs him toward a room decorated with balloons and a streamer banner, where Marge with her tall blue beehive, Maggie with her pacifier and blue bow, and Grampa in a pink sweater wait with arms raised. Lisa throws her arms wide and cheers while Homer stands still and the family greets him with outstretched arms.

> Hi, Dad, how was work?
> Cold.
> Come on, let's get you into your favorite shirt.
> Surprise!
> Oh, I see you're having a party. I'll come back later.

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## 3:40–3:51

Homer Simpson, shirtless with a tan belly and stubble, enters a pink room decorated with blue streamers and balloons, carrying a grey toolbox, and Bart in an orange shirt and blue shorts walks up beside him. Homer keeps walking and then stops at the room's edge, where Marge with her tall blue beehive, Maggie in a blue bow, Bart and Lisa in her pearl necklace, and Grampa in a pink sweater wave arms wide in welcome. Grampa gestures toward a framed portrait of Homer on the wall above a fireplace with a banner reading "World's Greatest Accomplisher" while the family stands around it.

> You can't come back later because...
> Homer Simpson, welcome to your life! Do your life!

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## 3:51–3:53

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress and pearl necklace, stands in a decorated living room with balloons and garland, facing a projector screen on a stand. In the first frames she points toward the projector on the table at right while the blank screen waits, then a countdown leader appears on the screen showing 5, then 4, then 3, with the projector's reels turning. The countdown leader fades and the screen goes blank again at the end while Lisa remains pointing at the projector.

> The kids and I want to show you all the great things you've done.

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## 3:53–4:07

Homer, a shirtless heavyset man with stubble, sits in a maroon armchair in a blue room with a pink arch, balloons and a projector while Marge in a green dress and red beads stands and then sits on a nearby couch, at first gesturing and then resting her hand on his. Bart in an orange shirt and Grampa in a pink sweater and grey pants join them: Bart stands beside Homer with a hand on his belly, Grampa stands by the projector gesturing with both hands, covers his ears, and finally points at Homer as Bart watches. Balloons, bunting and a film projector with a reel are visible throughout.

> Oh, all right.
> Maybe I can pinpoint where my life went wrong.
> Quiet, Dad. We'll have to throw you out of here.
> The pictures!
> They're coming alive!
> There you are in outer space.

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## 4:07–4:17

Homer, in a white spacesuit with a green breathing tube, lies strapped inside a cramped spacecraft cabin beside a can labeled BEER PASTE, grimacing and gaping with wide eyes at the control panel. The scene then cuts to a living room where Homer, shirtless and heavyset with a stubbly beard, sits in a dark red armchair beside Lisa in her red dress and pearl necklace, under a pink-and-purple balloon, as he talks and gestures and looks sideways. Last, an exterior view shows a white space shuttle drifting toward a white orbiting space station with solar panels above a blue Earth, against a starry black sky.

> That's pretty impressive.
> All we did was grow some space tomatoes and sabotage mirror.

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## 4:17–4:30

Homer sits in a plush chair in a blue room while Bart points at him and Lisa stands nearby, and the scene then shifts to a framed screen showing Homer in white trunks and red gloves facing a muscular, dark-skinned boxer in black trunks and boots, with a few spectators at ringside. Homer's face returns in the screen, looking bored, then sulky, before Grampa, a wrinkled old man with white tufts of hair in a pink sweater, grabs Homer's shoulders and grimaces at him from beside the chair.

> Remember when you almost became heavyweight champ?
> No.
> Finish him! Finish him! Well,

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## 4:30–4:41

Homer, Marge with her tall blue beehive, and baby Maggie in a blue bow are together in a blue bedroom, with a framed picture of Maggie on the wall and a pink lamp beside them. Marge's wide-eyed expression shifts to a broad grin while Homer, shirtless, glances sideways and Maggie clutches her pacifier. On a purple-framed television screen, Homer in a white shirt and purple pants lunges toward Bart in an orange shirt and blue shorts, who holds a football, while Lisa in her orange skirt and pearls watches and Maggie stands nearby. Homer tackles Bart and Lisa, then ends up sprawled on the grass with Lisa on top of him beside a tree.

> there's certainly no greater accomplishment than fathering three beautiful children.
> Ike!
> Oh, I should have punted. Turn it off, turn it off.

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## 4:41–4:53

Homer, bald, heavy and shirtless with a stubbly beard, sits in a purple armchair in a blue room with a framed picture and a pink balloon, first laughing with his mouth wide open, then gesturing outward and covering his face with his hands in dismay. Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands beside him, his hand on Homer's arm, and then gestures outward with an open arm. The scene cuts to a black sports car with a red light on its nose driving across a sandy desert under an orange sunset, its tires kicking up dust and smoke. The final shots show the car's dashboard with glowing red digital readouts reading 000 and a bright central display.

> Hang on, Dad. This next part will definitely make you feel better about yourself.
> Hello, Homer. It's me, Kit, from TV's Knight Rider.

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## 4:53–5:03

Homer, bald with brown stubble, sits against a pink and blue backdrop, his eyes wide and hands raised as his mouth hangs open in an excited or startled expression. The scene then shifts to a steady view of a futuristic vehicle's control panel, with two digital readouts showing 000, a central column of red-lit bars, a row of small lights, and a grey steering control at the bottom. Across the remaining moments the panel stays largely unchanged, with only the glowing red bars and small indicator lights flickering slightly.

> Your family has asked me to take time out for my busy schedule to invite you to a very
> special...

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## 5:03–5:14

Homer, shirtless and heavy in blue pants, and Bart in an orange shirt stand with Lisa, in her red dress and pearl necklace, in a pink room with garlands and balloons, next to a smoking projector. The first frame shows a blank white film-screen glow on a dark control panel. Homer gestures and fidgets at the projector, then tugs at it and turns to point at Bart, while Lisa looks on wide-eyed. Later, Homer stands with his arms folded beside a red armchair, then sits down in it and glances over as Bart speaks, with a framed picture of Maggie on the wall and a red lamp beside Bart.

> Oh, stupid movie. Who invented these dumb things anyway?
> Was it you, Bart?
> It was Thomas Edison, Dad.
> I thought he invented the light bulb. That too.

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## 5:14–5:24

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress and pearl necklace, stands at the left of a pink living room while Homer, the bald heavy man with stubble, sits shirtless in a red armchair with his arms folded. Lisa first stares off to the side with her mouth open, then turns to smile and talk with her hands clasped at her waist, and Homer glances over with a sour look. Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, stands at the right near a lamp, and Grampa, the wrinkled old man with white tufts of hair, bursts in from the right in a pink hoodie, shaking his fists and shouting at Homer while Bart watches. Balloons, streamers and a framed picture of Maggie decorate the room.

> He also invented the photograph, the microphone, and the electric car.
> No one man can do all that. You're a liar, honey.
> A dirty, rotten liar.
> Finisher!
> It's true. I read it on a placemat at a restaurant.

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## 5:24–5:35

Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearls, gestures and talks beside Homer, a bald, stubbled, shirtless man with arms crossed in a red armchair in the living room near a film projector on a cart. Homer's gaze shifts and he grows wide-eyed, then raises a hand to his face while Bart and Grampa appear at the edge of the view. The scene moves to a brick school with a flagpole and then to a library with Sports and Art signs, where a group of children gathers around a boy with spiky hair.

> Really? A restaurant?
> Well, now I don't know what to think.
> Go!

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## 5:35–5:44

Bart stands atop a globe in a library, arms raised, while classmates crowd around: a pale-haired boy in a light blue shirt, a thin grey-haired man in a blue jacket and white trousers, a girl with pigtails, a dark-skinned boy in an orange shirt and green shorts, and a girl with long purple hair and a pink bow. Bart then points, then slumps face-down across an oval table beside stacked books, including "Thomas Edison Our Greatest Living Inventor" and "A Child's Garden of Edison." Homer, wearing glasses, pops up behind the books, reading a blue book and turning toward Bart as the library shelves stand behind them.

> Go! Top of the world, Ma!
> Shut it up, boy!
> Dad, what are you doing here? I'm reading about this Edison character.

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## 5:44–5:56

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and glasses, sits cross-legged between shelves of colorful books in a library and holds up a blue hardcover titled Thomas Edison with a portrait on its cover. He grins, squints, and grimaces as he flips through the pages, leans back, then pulls his glasses forward to look closer. In the later images he reads the open book with a light bulb and bottle-shaped object visible on a shelf behind him, then smiles broadly as he studies the pages.

> They won't let me in the big people library downtown.
> There was some unpleasantness. I can never go back.
> Ooh!
> Look at all the inventions Edison came up with.
> The stock ticker, the storage battery, even wax paper.

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## 5:56–6:04

Yellow hands hold a large open book in a Simpsons cartoon scene, and an elderly man with grey hair, a grey suit and a red bow tie stands on its brown page, posing with his hands on his hips and seeming to dance. The book's pages show a light bulb, wrench, gear and compass, and a table beside it holds green and red flasks and a ruler. Earlier, the hands show a glass-domed gold gadget with paper tape, then snap the book shut and open it to reveal a black battery labeled BATTERY on a lightning-bolt page, then a sandwich and a box labeled WAX PAPER with a knife, before the scene shifts to the dancing man.

> And look at him dance.

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## 6:04–6:14

Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, sits at a library table with Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, who kneels on the chair facing him. Shelves of books stand behind them, and a sign reading EARLY READERS hangs above. Homer picks up a blue book, then holds up a book titled The Hardy Boys: The Smugglers of Pemberton while talking and gesturing with it, and a stack of books sits on the table. Bart looks wide-eyed and uneasy, while Homer grins and gestures with the Hardy Boys book, then calmly holds it up as Bart stares back.

> That's great, Dad.
> And these Hardy Boys books are great too.
> This one's about smugglers. They're all about smugglers.

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## 6:14–6:27

Homer Simpson sits at a library table holding up a Hardy Boys book, The Smugglers of Pirate Cove, and grinning, then looks up while an older woman with a tall white-grey hairdo, pink blouse with a bow, and teal skirt stands beside him. She plants her hands on her hips and frowns at him as he talks, and he eventually holds up a small white pennant reading "SCHOOL" toward her, grinning, while she glares back over her shoulder.

> No, not this one. The Smugglers of Pirate Cove.
> It's about pirates.
> Excuse me. Are you a student at this school?
> I think it's pretty obvious that I am. Go school!

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## 6:27–6:39

Moe, the grey-haired bartender, Barney, the heavy man with messy brown hair in a pink shirt, Ned Flanders in a green sweater and glasses, and Carl in a grey jacket are at the bar in Moe's, which is first shown from outside beside a King Toys music store sign. Inside, Ned gestures with raised hands while talking, then Homer, in a white shirt, enters through the purple door and points toward Ned as Ned keeps gesturing. The group then turns to Carl, Moe grins and raises a fist, and Barney smiles, with mugs of beer and shot glasses on the bar and pennants on the wall.

> So, this broadstand's up in the ocean. And this big wave knocks a baiting suit off.
> Yeah, and then what happened? Omit no detail, however small or filthy.

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## 6:39–6:48

Barney, the heavy drunk with messy brown hair in a pink shirt, leans on the bar beside Lenny, a spiky-haired man in a green sweater and purple suspenders, and Carl, a Black man in a lavender jacket, while grey-haired bartender Moe stands at the right. Lenny gestures with his hands as he talks, then Homer, in a white shirt, steps up between Barney and Lenny, frowning and gesturing and then leaning on the bar with a grin. Beer mugs sit on the bar, a tray of empty shot glasses rests in front, and a Duff sign hangs on the wall behind them.

> So anyway, this is the part you'll remember for the rest of your lives.
> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Great story, Lenny.
> But here's one that's even more spellbinding.

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## 6:48–6:58

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, stands in front of a dark green wall with a purple-framed door on the left and a red and green diamond-patterned panel on the right. He stares wide-eyed and grins, then grimaces and clenches his teeth, and his hands rise to his chest and then flap and gesture in front of him while he talks animatedly. Near the end he points with both hands and smiles broadly, with no notable on-screen text or objects beyond the wall decor.

> Once upon a time, there was a man named Thomas Edison,
> Edison and he invented the dictating machine and the fluoroscope and the
> repeating telegraph And he was a firm believer in Fletcherism and he played the organ and

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## 6:58–7:09

Homer, bald and wearing a white shirt, stands behind the bar at Moe's tavern while Barney, the heavy drunk with messy brown hair, sleeps slumped over the counter in front of a row of empty mugs. Lenny, in a green sweater with purple suspenders, leans on the bar beside a mug, and Carl, a Black man in a grey suit and pink shirt, arrives at the right. Homer raises a finger, then gestures with both hands as he talks, and the pair listen while the pennants reading "Atoms" and a "Duff!" sign hang on the wall.

> his favorite flower was the heliotrope Oh and his middle name was Elva and he never ever
> ever wore pajamas and okay I think we've been polite long enough here Lenny.

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## 7:09–7:23

Moe, the grey-haired bartender in a bow tie and suspenders, stands at the bar with arms folded, then leans in and gestures with open hands while talking to two seated men, a man in a green sweater with purple suspenders and a Black man in a grey jacket and pink shirt, beside two beer mugs on the wooden counter. The scene then shifts to the green-sweatered man alone against a red-and-green diamond-patterned window, where he grimaces, gestures with both hands, and finally grabs his head with both hands in alarm.

> What happened with the dame in the bathing suit?
> Huh?
> Oh How nuts I forgot
> All I can think of now is Edison. I can't even remember where I work.
> Well, I remember where Edison worked.

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## 7:23–7:36

Homer, bald and wearing a white shirt, stands at a bar beside Barney, the heavy drunk with messy brown hair who is slumped face-down on the counter, and Carl, a Black man in a grey-purple jacket and pink shirt, sits on a stool at the bar. Homer talks, gestures with his hand, and points at Carl with a scowl, while Carl smiles, raises a finger, and then looks on as Homer keeps arguing. Two beer mugs sit on the bar, shot glasses line the counter, and a 'Duff!' sign hangs on the dark wall behind them.

> It was Menlo Park. That's where he came up with the tassimeter, the ore separator and...
> Uh, James Watt invented the steam engine.
> That's boring. You're boring, everybody.
> Quit boring, everyone.
> And then he worked on a machine to communicate with the dead.

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## 7:36–7:44

Homer, the bald, heavy man in a light blue shirt, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive and pink nightgown, lie in a bed in a purple-lit bedroom with an alarm clock and a lamp on the nightstand. Marge, first seen hidden under the covers near Homer, sits up and moves beside him, while Homer wide-eyed and grinning turns to look at her, and Maggie, the baby with a pacifier, is cradled by Marge at the bed's edge. Later Marge is seen bending over and then sitting upright, as Homer looks on with a worried, uneasy expression before the scene ends with both of them staring ahead. Framed family portraits hang on the wall above the headboard.

> It's a kind of scary telephone, I guess.
> Or maybe he planned to just stick his head under the ground and yell.
> All right already.
> Everyone knows the man accomplished a lot.

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## 7:44–7:55

Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and pink sweater with white collar, sits up in bed beside a purple lamp and a pink pillow, gesturing with her hands and making varied expressions as she talks. Homer Simpson, bald with a light blue pajama top, lies in bed next to a red alarm clock, grinning and raising his index finger in a lecturing gesture as he talks. Marge keeps speaking with open-handed gestures and a worried, skeptical look while Homer grins, then points his finger upward in an emphatic pose.

> Maybe because he didn't spend every waking moment talking about Thomas Edison.
> Oh, that's where you're wrong, Marge. He was a shameless self-promoter.
> Well, you're not Thomas Edison.

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## 7:55–8:09

Homer, bald with a light blue pajama shirt, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive and pink nightgown, are in bed in a purple bedroom under a blue blanket, with a framed picture on the wall and a red headboard behind them. Homer sits up beside her, pointing, gesturing with open hands and clenching his fists while talking and laughing, and Marge stares, grimaces, and eventually lies back on her pillow with her eyes closed. In the final moment a bare-backed figure in light blue shorts stands at the left edge beside a small red alarm clock on the nightstand, while Marge sleeps.

> Marge, that's it. That's why I haven't done anything with my life.
> I need to be more like Thomas Edison.
> Whatever.
> And I'm starting right now.
> No more lousy pajamas.

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## 8:09–8:20

Homer, bald and heavy with stubble, is nude and shirtless at an open window, first clutching a white garment and then gesturing with his arms and hands on his hips while looking out with an agitated expression. In the final frames he turns his back to the viewer and stands unclothed at the window, looking down at a street where an older man in a white cap and pink sweater walks a small white dog on a leash, while a white sign-like figure of a person lies on the pavement below.

> From this day forward, I am an inventor.
> Do us a favor, invent yourself some underpants.

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## 8:20–8:28

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, arrives home at dusk in the family's pink car, which pulls into the driveway beside the Simpsons' pink house with its red front door and garage. He steps out of the car, gathers bags from the open door, and carries them up the stone walkway toward the house, passing the blue mailbox on the way. The scene opens from a black screen and ends with Homer walking up the path near the shrubs as the car stays parked in the driveway.

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## 8:28–8:38

Maggie, the baby with a pacifier and a blue bow, sits in a red high chair at a kitchen counter while Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, feeds her from a spoon. Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, steps up beside the high chair and then stands by the open fridge, while Marge keeps offering spoonfuls. Later Homer holds a jar and gestures with his hands, and Marge stays beside him feeding Maggie. A child's painting of a house, tree and stick figure hangs on the fridge door, and a cork board with a 'GOD BLESS THIS MESS' sign sits on the wall behind them.

> Well, I quit my job just like you said to.
> I didn't tell you to quit your job.
> Yes, you did.
> I remember your exact words.

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## 8:38–8:49

Homer Simpson, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, stands in a kitchen beside green cabinets, holding a red Duff beer can against his belly, first smiling slyly, then laughing with his mouth open. Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green top and red beads, stands nearby in front of an orange cabinet with plates, her hand raised to her chin as she looks sideways with wide eyes, shifting from a wary grimace to an open-mouthed, uneasy stare. A red wall telephone with a cord hangs on the right side of the kitchen throughout the sequence.

> You said I should quit my job and become an inventor or you'd torch the house.
> That doesn't sound like me. Well, I suppose if this doesn't work out,
> you can always go back to the plant.

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## 8:49–9:01

Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, holds a can and talks and gestures in the kitchen while Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, looks on and Maggie, the baby with a pacifier and blue bow, sits in a high chair with a bowl. Homer then laughs with his eyes shut, and the scene moves to a basement room with a blue table, a sink, and a wooden staircase, where Homer reaches up to a wall chart labeled INVENTIONS beside an EDISON poster and presses a small marker at the bottom of the chart.

> Not the way I quit.
> Whoo-hoo.

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## 9:01–9:07

Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, is shown riding a brown horse-shaped token labeled ME, while a grey-haired man in a blue suit, labeled EDISON, rides a rival token. Against a pale chart titled INVENTIONS with a timeline from 1865 to 1905 listing devices like the phonograph and incandescent lamp, Homer's yellow hands lift the ME token and slide it down to the bottom left of the board, leaving the EDISON token perched at the upper right. The timeline labels and years remain visible throughout as the tokens move across the chart.

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## 9:07–9:15

Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, stands at first with his fist raised to his chin, eyes wide and mouth open as he looks off to the side, then shows his teeth in a worried grimace. He lifts one hand outward as he speaks, then slumps forward over a notepad and pencil on a counter beside a sink and stacked cardboard boxes, eyes closed. He then opens his eyes, mouth open in speech, and finally rests his chin on his hand while thinking, the pencil lying beside the open notepad. A chalkboard hangs on the wall to the right, and a blue window with horizontal slats sits in the upper corner.

> At my age, Edison had already invented 203 things.
> I got a lot of work to do to catch up to him.

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## 9:15–9:23

Homer Simpson sits at a counter in a bare room with a sink, stacked cardboard boxes and a chalkboard, writing in a spiral notebook with a pencil. He chews on the pencil, scratches his chin, grimaces and looks thoughtful while muttering over his list. Near the end Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, appears behind him holding a pink laundry basket full of folded clothes, and she sets it on the counter beside him while he keeps pondering.

> Let's see now.
> Inventions.
> Hmm.

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## 9:23–9:34

Homer sits at the kitchen table with a pencil resting on a spiral notepad marked INVENTIONS, while Marge, in a green dress and red beads, stands at the sink beside a pink basket of laundry. Marge sets the basket down on the counter and gestures with her hand as Homer talks, lifts a finger, then taps his head with his index finger and grimaces. Marge then folds her arms and looks at him as he leans back in his chair.

> Something electrical might be good.
> Let me handle the creative end of this, Marge.
> You don't understand how the creative mind works like I do.
> Oh?

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## 9:34–9:44

Homer Simpson, bald with stubble and wearing a white shirt, sits at a wooden table while Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, stands behind him with her arms crossed. Homer gestures with his hands, talks animatedly, and grins, then turns sullen and points at the table as Marge keeps watching him. On the table sit a pink laundry basket of clothes, a small notepad, and a pencil, with a sink and a red object visible on the right.

> You look at this table and what do you see?
> Just a table.
> Now a creative person like me looks at this table and sees all kinds of creative things.
> But no tables.
> Homer, that's not a table. That's our dryer.

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## 9:44–9:52

Marge, the tall blue-beehived woman in a green dress and red bead necklace, stands in a laundry room beside a pink laundry basket and a purple sink, first with her arms crossed and then gesturing with her hands. Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue jeans, sits on a wooden chair in front of a washing machine, then gets up and hugs the machine's door with both arms while Marge stands behind him. Afterward, a close view shows a swirl of loose white papers and a blue pen whirling around the round dark door of the machine, then a notepad labeled INVENTIONS with a pencil in Homer's yellow hand.

> Ah! My files!

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## 9:52–9:59

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, sits on a wooden chair in a cluttered basement beside a folding table holding a notepad and pencil. He leans on his elbow, chin in hand, pencil in the other hand, looking pensive and frustrated, then sits back with one leg crossed over the other and his arm draped over the chair back, staring off to the side. Behind him are a yellow water heater, a tire, a wicker basket and a flowerpot, with no on-screen text visible.

> Hmm. This isn't working.
> I've got to try a different approach.
> Hmm.

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## 9:59–10:07

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, sits on a wooden chair at a blue folding table in a cluttered basement, first slumped with his head resting on his hand and then leaning on the table with a sour expression. He rises, stands with a hand to his chin, then sits again with one leg crossed over the other, propping his chin on his fist. He gets up and walks past an empty wooden chair, a blue barrel with a puddle of liquid beside it, and a stack of boxes topped with paper, then gestures with both arms and kicks or shoves the blue barrel so it tips over and spills its contents onto the floor. Notable objects include a ladder, a yellow water heater, a tire, and a stack of white paper on the table.

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## 10:07–10:12

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, stands in a cluttered basement room of stacked boxes and papers, first at a blue table with a spiral notebook labeled "INVENTIONS" and a pencil on it. He gestures with his hands, leans forward with wide eyes and an open mouth as if excited, then straightens up and walks over to a folding table on the right beside a yellow appliance. He bends over the table, then stands back up, turns slightly and slumps with a downcast, dejected expression, looking at the floor while the notebook and pencil sit on the table behind him. A wooden chair, a ladder, and a black tire are visible against the back wall.

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## 10:12–10:23

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, sits on a wooden chair in a plain room, smoking a cigar at a blue folding table holding a notepad labeled INVENTIONS, a pencil, and a purple ashtray, with a radio on a shelf behind him. He puffs, exhales a cloud of smoke, leans back with eyes closed and a smug look, then opens his mouth and winces while holding the cigar. Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and red dress, and Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, stand at left and watch him, and the final frames show them staring at him as he sits with the cigar in his hand.

> You started smoking, Dad?
> Yes.

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## 10:23–10:34

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, sits on a wooden chair in a plain room, holding a notepad and a dark cigar-like object, while Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress, and Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange-red shirt and blue shorts, stand beside him. Homer talks and gestures with his hands, then sits back and crosses his legs, pointing at the air as he speaks. Bart holds up a blank spiral notepad, and Homer later grips the notepad himself while Bart and Lisa watch. A blue folding table sits behind them with a pink donut on it, and an orange cabinet with a green panel stands at the right edge of the room.

> Thomas Edison smokes several cigars a day.
> Yeah, he invented stuff too. Shut up.
> As long as you hear annoying me, let's have a brainstorming session.

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## 10:34–10:46

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, sits on a wooden chair holding a notepad and pencil while Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress, and Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, stand facing him in a room with a purple wall, a blue table and a wooden cabinet at the right. Homer gestures with his pencil toward the boys, grins and talks, then raises the pencil high above his head and taps it against his forehead while laughing with his eyes shut. He lifts the pencil overhead again, then holds it up near the top of the frame as he continues speaking, while Lisa and Bart keep watching him in silence.

> Now here's how it works.
> Lisa, you say one thing. Said Bart, you say another.
> Just toss out things and I'll use my inventive mind to combine them into a brilliant
> original idea. Okay.

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## 10:46–10:55

Lisa Simpson, with her star-shaped spiky yellow hair and red dress, and Bart Simpson, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt and blue pants, stand in a basement beside a black tire and a cardboard box of books. In the first part, Lisa talks and gestures while Homer, seated at a workbench under a hanging lamp with a notepad and pencil, writes and looks up. Then Lisa and Bart stand side by side, Lisa with a hand near her mouth and a grimace, Bart glancing sideways with a smirk, and Bart speaks at the end while Lisa stares ahead.

> Um... Automatic butt.
> Okay.
> Fluorescent booger. Mm-hmm.

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## 10:55–11:07

Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, sits on a wooden chair in a basement holding a spiral notepad and pencil, then stands chewing the pencil and scolding Bart in an orange-red shirt and blue shorts and Lisa in a red dress with pearls. He points toward a shelf of detergent bottles and a red cup, then crosses his arms while Lisa walks off to the left, and he leans over a blue folding table with a small pink item on it. Notable objects include the notepad, pencil, hanging lamp, washing machine, sink and laundry bottles.

> Wait a minute. These aren't exciting new products.
> You're not even trying.
> Okay, that's it. Both of you, go to your rooms and spank yourselves.

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## 11:07–11:16

Bart and Lisa climb a wooden staircase with a metal handrail while Marge follows behind them carrying a pink tray with a glass of milk and a plate. Marge reaches the top and stops in a room where Homer sits on a folding chair beside a small folding table, arms crossed and a cigar in his mouth. Marge stands holding the tray and speaks to Homer, who scowls back at her.

> Lazy father.
> Can't even spank his own kids.
> Homer, you can't punish the children just because you can't come up with an idea.

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## 11:16–11:24

Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, stands holding a pink tray with a plate and a glass of milk, while Homer Simpson, the bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, sits at a small folding table in a room with a pinkish-grey wall. Homer holds a dark brown cigar in his mouth and then pulls it out, gesturing with it and talking, sometimes raising it in the air, then bringing it back toward his face as Marge watches with a flat, unimpressed look. The small folding table in front of him holds a sheet of paper, and a yellow cabinet sits at the right edge of the room.

> I don't see why not. They're my kids. I own them.
> Okay.
> We own them.
> Hmm. I brought you a tuna sandwich.

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## 11:24–11:37

Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, stands beside a stairway in a green dress, carrying a pink tray with a tuna sandwich and a glass of milk onto a blue table, then steps back and gestures with an open hand. Homer Simpson, bald and wearing a white shirt, sits at the table in a basement-like room with cardboard boxes and a chalkboard, holding up the sandwich and gesturing with his hands in frustration. Homer then stands up and turns to face Marge, who watches him with a worried look, as he talks to her beside a pile of cardboard boxes and a sink.

> They say it's brain food. I guess because there's so much dolphin in it,
> and you know how smart they are.
> Oh, it's no use. I can't work like this.
> Cut off from the scientific community!

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## 11:37–11:43

Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, climbs unsteadily up a wooden staircase in a dim, unfinished basement while Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, watches from the right. He grips the railing, pauses on a step, glances back over his shoulder with a strained, grimacing expression, and then continues up. The scene then cuts to the exterior of the Simpson house, with a pink garage door, a blue mailbox, and a clear blue sky.

> You stay here and guard my sandwich.
> And these should give you the grounding you'll need in thermodynamics,

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## 11:43–11:50

Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, carries a tall stack of books while a thin, bespectacled man in a white lab coat, bow tie and pink pants stands beside him holding a smaller pile. In a cluttered laboratory with a red machine covered in dials, purple cabinets and loose papers on the floor, the lab-coated man shifts his books, reaches to adjust the top book on Homer's stack, then turns to gesture with one hand while holding a single book. Homer keeps his stack balanced throughout.

> hypermathematics, and of course, microcalifragilisticex.

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## 11:50–11:57

Homer Simpson, bald and in his white shirt and blue trousers, hugs a towering stack of books and binders in a cluttered laboratory with green walls, purple cabinets, and a red machine with a monitor. A bespectacled man in a white lab coat, pink trousers and a blue bow tie stands beside him, first reaching up to touch the top of the stack, then stepping back and gesturing with an open hand while Homer grimaces and strains to hold the load. Loose papers lie on the blue-grey floor, and a glass dome and a small red-and-white device sit on the far counter.

> Look, I just want to know how to invent things.
> Tell me.

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## 11:57–12:05

A thin man with glasses, a white lab coat, a blue bow tie and pink trousers stands beside Homer, who hugs a tall stack of textbooks, in a green-walled science classroom with a chalkboard of equations, glassware and a microscope. The man talks and gestures, at times holding up a glass flask, while Homer stares and then grins. The scene then shifts so Homer stands alone with the books beside the microscope, first grinning and then with his mouth open as if speaking.

> All you have to do is think of things that people need, but which don't exist yet.
> You mean like an electric blanket mobile?
> Oh, well, possibly.

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## 12:05–12:14

A bespectacled scientist with spiky light-brown hair, a white lab coat and a blue bow tie stands in a lab before a chalkboard covered in equations, gesturing and talking with his hand near a green beaker, test tubes and glassware on a purple counter. Then Homer, bald with a white shirt, appears at right, hugging a tall stack of hardcover books beside a microscope, his eyes wide and his mouth open in a grin as he holds the books up against his chest.

> Or you could take something that already exists and find a new use for it, like...
> Hamburger earmuffs.
> Well, I suppose that would qualify.

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## 12:14–12:24

Homer, bald and in a white shirt and blue pants, holds a tall stack of books labeled PHYSICS while a bespectacled scientist in a white lab coat, blue bow tie and pink pants talks and gestures beside him in a green-walled lab with a red machine, purple cabinets and a chalkboard of equations. Homer then thrusts his arms out and shouts, and the scientist steps back with his hands clasped at his chest before walking to a tall white cabinet and opening its door to reveal shelves holding a red box, a pie, blue flasks and colored balls. The scene ends with the scientist standing at the open cabinet, mouth open as if speaking.

> Thanks, sucker!
> All right, just stay calm, Frinkie.
> These babies will be in the stores while he's still grappling with the pickle matrix.

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## 12:24–12:35

A bespectacled yellow-skinned scientist in a white lab coat, blue bow tie and red-banded headphones with fuzzy earmuffs fiddles with the headphones and gestures at a door in a green lab with a red machine and a paper taped to the wall, then Homer, bald with glasses and a white shirt, stands in a dim attic beside a ladder before turning to a chalkboard where he chalks equations (M(H°)=π(1/137)^8√(hc/G), 987^12 + 4365^12 = 4472^12, later changed to 3987^12) and a row of donut drawings. Between these scenes, the Simpsons' brick house with its garage and mailbox is shown.

> Glyvin' glavin'.

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## 12:35–12:45

Homer, in a white shirt and blue pants, saws a board on a workbench in a cluttered attic, then welds with a glowing torch while wearing a dark welding helmet. Afterward the view moves outside to the Simpson house on a quiet street, then returns to Homer standing blackened with soot and smoke rising around him, and finally his yellow hand wipes a purple eraser across a chalkboard covered in writing, including an Ω(t) equation.

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## 12:45–12:56

Homer, in a white lab coat, writes Ω(t0) < 1 in chalk on a blackboard covered with circuit diagrams, then a glowing, smoke-wreathed suburban house at night is shown with red sparks around it before the house is clear again. Back at the board, Homer chalks a diagram and points to a boxed label reading DYNAMITE, then holds up a purple stick of dynamite beside the wiring.

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## 12:56–13:09

Bart, Marge holding baby Maggie, and Lisa sit or stand behind a white-draped table in the pink living room, with Bart and Lisa perched on the red couch. Homer, bald and in a white shirt and blue trousers, stands by the table and pulls a white cloth over it while grinning, then whips the sheet off to reveal a blue table by the brick fireplace holding a wrapped tool with a spiked metal head and a red-and-blue handle, beside a round white object. The caption reads ONE WEEK LATER.

> First, my all-purpose electric hammer for all your pounding needs.

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## 13:09–13:21

Homer Simpson, bald and heavyset in a white shirt, stands in the pink living room holding a hammer and hitting at the wall, shouting as small cracks and chips fly off, and a nail flies out of the wall. Homer's hammer starts to fly out of his hand, and the holes spread across the wall while he gets alarmed. Homer then falls to the floor and lies flat on the carpet, where his hammer lies on the carpet nearby while he keeps hold of it. Marge with her tall blue beehive, Lisa with spiky hair, and Bart in an orange shirt are shown from behind, peeking over a red couch, as Homer hammers on the wall. The pink wall shows a framed family portrait over the fireplace, a purple upright piano, and a blue side table with a red and yellow ball on it.

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## 13:21–13:28

Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, is on his stomach on a teal carpet in the living room, pounding a nail with a hammer near a purple shelf and a red brick fireplace, and his face grows strained and sweaty as he keeps hammering. Marge, with her tall blue beehive, sits on the red couch in a green dress holding baby Maggie in a blue outfit with a pacifier, while Bart in an orange shirt and Lisa with spiky hair and a red dress watch. Bart rises to hold up a fan of green dollar bills, and the scene closes on him waving the cash while the family looks on. A framed picture of Maggie hangs on the pink wall behind them.

> Probably needs to be more powerful.
> I will buy ten of those right now.

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## 13:28–13:39

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, stands in a pink room with bullet holes in the wall beside a doorway. He holds a round grey smoke alarm up with one hand while his other arm is raised or pointing at it, and his expression shifts from a grinning, bulging-eyed look to an open-mouthed shout and back. Across the moment he keeps lifting and gesturing with the alarm, and a small wall-mounted light fixture with a red bulb sits at the left edge.

> Now, here's my Everything's OK alarm.
> This will sound every three seconds unless something
> isn't okay.

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## 13:39–13:50

Homer Simpson, bald and heavyset in a white shirt, stands in the pink living room holding up a grey smoke detector near a wall with bullet holes, then grins, cups a hand to his mouth and yells at it while Marge with her tall blue beehive, Maggie in her blue bow, Bart in his orange shirt and Lisa in her red dress cover their ears on the red couch. Later Homer stands at a blue table with a wrench, holding the alarm out toward Bart as the family sits on the couch, and a framed picture of Maggie hangs on the wall behind them.

> Turn it off, Homer.
> It can't be turned off.
> But it does break easily.
> Now this next one's for the ladies.

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## 13:50–14:01

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue trousers, stands in a pink room beside a wooden cabinet and a wall-mounted blue oval fixture with a white-and-orange object. He grins, clasps his hands behind his back, then gestures outward with one open hand while talking, looking animated and pleased. Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress with a red bead necklace, appears at the right with baby Maggie in a blue bow and pacifier, held against a dark red couch. Marge's eyes widen as she looks on while Maggie stares ahead, and a potted plant sits in a niche on the pink wall.

> How many times have you gals been late for a high-powered business meeting only to realize
> you're not wearing makeup?
> That's every woman's nightmare. That's why I invented this revolutionary makeup gun.

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## 14:01–14:10

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, stands in a pink room beside a wooden cabinet and a blue chair, gesturing and talking as he holds a black makeup gun with two barrels and two jars of yellow and red makeup mounted on it. He then aims the gun at a face and fires, releasing a cloud of bluish-white powder that engulfs a smaller figure: Maggie, the baby with a blue bow, who is in a red-upholstered chair with a green-shirted person and a pink wall lamp behind them. Notable objects include the wall-mounted pitcher sconce and the red and yellow makeup jars on the gun.

> It's for the woman who only has four-fifths of a second to get ready.
> Close your eyes, Marge.
> And now you're ready for a night on the town.

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## 14:10–14:22

Homer Simpson, a bald heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, aims a double-barreled shotgun at Marge, whose tall blue beehive is smeared with makeup, and Maggie, the baby with a blue bow, in a pink room with a wall-mounted decorative plate. Homer first points the gun toward Marge and fires, leaving puffs of smoke, while Maggie peeks out wide-eyed from behind the red bedspread. He then holds a hand mirror up to Marge's garishly painted face, and she is shown with smeared lipstick and rouge. Afterward Homer stands alone, gun in hand, sliding two glasses of red and yellow liquid on the wall shelf, and then lifts the shotgun to his eye, with the glasses of red and yellow liquid on the gun barrel's side.

> Homer, you've got it set on whore. Uh, oop.
> Okay, this time try to keep your nostrils closed.

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## 14:22–14:34

Homer, bald with stubble and wearing a white shirt and blue pants, aims a shotgun in a pink living room, firing a blast of blue, red and tan paint that splatters across the wall. Marge with her tall blue beehive, Bart and Maggie sit on the brown couch with Lisa standing beside it, all splattered with paint. Homer then holds the gun across his chest with tinted goggles on his face, glances over with a stunned expression, and finally turns to look off to the left while the paint-covered family stares, with a wall plaque showing a white pitcher and a cabinet visible at the side.

> Oh, look what you did. Now I have to go get my cold cream gun.
> Dad, women won't like being shot in the face.
> Women will like what I tell them to like.
> Now here's something for everyone.

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## 14:34–14:45

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, stands in the pink living room in front of the brick fireplace, with framed family portraits and a family painting on the wall above it. He turns and gestures with his arms outstretched beside a white sheet-draped chair, then steps toward it and pulls the sheet off as the cover slides away. Nearby are a piano with a bench, a wall sconce, and a folding table holding a pie and other items.

> In the olden times, if you were watching TV and nature calls,
> you'd have to get up and walk to the bathroom.
> It was the hardest thing in the world to do.
> But now, with a lazy man reclining toilet chair,

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## 14:45–14:54

Homer, a bald heavyset man in a white shirt and blue pants, stands beside a brown recliner whose seat has a round hole cut in it, gesturing toward it with an outstretched arm and then pressing a hand on its back while grinning in a living room with a pink wall, a brick fireplace, and a framed Maggie photo on the mantel. The scene then cuts to a circular view through the chair's hole, where Lisa in her red dress and pearl necklace, with Marge's tall blue beehive and green dress beside her, and Homer on the left stare out in surprise, Lisa's mouth opening and closing as they react.

> you can just lean back and let her rip.
> You expect people to go to the bathroom in their living rooms?
> Sure.

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## 14:54–15:02

Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie are in the pink living room beside a brown recliner, with a framed family portrait on the wall and a fireplace on the right. Homer gestures toward the recliner and then leans on its arm while Marge, Lisa and Bart look on, and Maggie, with a pacifier in her mouth, is held against Marge. In the final moments Marge lifts Bart upside down by his legs as his red shirt rides up, while Homer watches and Lisa stands at the left edge.

> Believe me, every man in America will want to have one.
> Gangway, gotta poop. No, Bart.

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## 15:02–15:12

Homer Simpson, bald with stubble in a white shirt, and Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace over a green dress, stand talking in a pink living room beside a framed picture of vases and a wall-mounted sconce-style light. Homer leans on a wooden cabinet at first, then clasps his hands together and grins while Marge glances at him with a wary, uncertain look. Marge's expression tightens into a grimace, then she speaks with her mouth open, and Homer keeps grinning with his hands clasped at his chest. Maggie, with her blue bow and pacifier, is held in Marge's arms at the end, and Homer laughs with his mouth open beside the wall light.

> Homer, all these inventions, they're... Yes?
> They're not very... Yes, yes, yes.
> They're terrible.
> What?

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## 15:12–15:25

Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, holds baby Maggie, who sucks a pacifier and wears a blue bow, in a pink room with a red arched door and a blue table. On the table sit a rocket-like gadget, a bottle, a small pie and some colored vials, and a bug-spotted wall shows an ice cream cone sign. Marge gestures toward the table with an outstretched hand while her expression shifts from wide-eyed and speechless to grimacing and tense, and she keeps the baby cradled against her side as the moment unfolds.

> I'm not saying you're a bad inventor.
> I'm just saying these particular inventions are awful.
> And no one in their right mind would buy them.
> Or accept them as gifts.

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## 15:25–15:35

Homer Simpson stands in a pink room beside a blue cabinet with a framed photo of himself, looking at a white wall-mounted light fixture and gesturing with an open hand while his expression shifts from grimacing to talking and then looking dejected. He then turns and walks out through an arched doorway toward a coat rack, while Marge Simpson in a green dress with a tall blue beehive and Lisa Simpson in a red dress with pearls watch him from across a blue carpet near a red lamp and a rainy window. The scene ends with the doorway empty as Homer has exited.

> But this is the best I could do.
> I guess I'm no better at being Thomas Edison than I was at being Homer Simpson.
> Oh dear.

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## 15:35–15:46

Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, stands in the living room holding baby Maggie, who sucks a pacifier and wears a blue bow, while Lisa, in a red dress and pearl necklace, stands at left beside the brick fireplace under a framed family portrait. In the first several moments the group stays mostly still, with Lisa's eyes shifting and her mouth opening and closing as she talks, and Marge glancing toward the portrait. Near the end Marge turns her head toward the portrait and then looks down at Maggie, while Lisa stands with her hand on her hip. Afterward the scene cuts to Bart sprawled in a brown armchair in front of a blue upright piano, his feet in sneakers resting on a footstool, reading an open newspaper with his face scowling and gripping an orange object, with framed photos on top of the piano.

> I hope I wasn't too rough on him.
> Somebody had to tell him, Mom. In the long run, it's much kinder to...
> Do you mind?

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## 15:46–15:54

Homer, Marge, Lisa, Maggie in her high chair, and Bart sit around the dining table in the pink kitchen dining room, with the green refrigerator visible through the arched doorway behind them. The first frames are dark, then the family eats at the table: Homer looks off to the side with a worried expression, Marge raises a fork to her mouth, Lisa chews with a tight grimace, and Bart eats quietly beside a plate of food. Across the moments Homer's head turns and his mouth opens as he speaks, while Marge keeps lifting her fork and Maggie sits quietly in her high chair holding a glass. A red vase of flowers and a framed painting hang on the wall above the blue sideboard.

> All week, my lifelong dream was to be the next Thomas Edison.
> But now it's over.

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## 15:54–16:08

Homer Simpson stands at the kitchen counter beside the green refrigerator, which has a heart-and-envelope magnet, while Marge with her tall blue beehive and Lisa and Bart sit at the dinner table with plates of food. Homer first looks up with a worried expression, then gapes and shifts his weight, and at the end he raises one arm high toward the wall-mounted red phone while gesturing with his other hand, as Marge stares at him. Lisa with her star-shaped hair, Bart in his orange shirt, and Marge are seated at the table in the later frames, where Bart watches Homer and Marge looks on, grimacing and then frowning, as Homer gestures at her with his hand.

> I guess I'll just give up my hopes and dreams and settle for being a decent husband and
> father.
> Hey, hey, hey!
> Huh?
> What happened?
> You didn't fall.
> Oh, that.

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## 16:08–16:20

Homer, Marge, Lisa, and Bart sit at a dining table in a pink room, with Homer in a white shirt and blue pants in a folding chair at the left and Marge with her tall blue beehive at the right. Lisa, in a red dress and pearl necklace, climbs down from her chair and sits on the teal floor beside a red-and-brown chair leg, which has a small hinged metal extra leg attached. She then leans out, grins and opens her mouth wide, while Homer looks on wide-eyed and Bart and Marge stay seated. Later, Lisa hangs back at the table between Marge and Homer, who sit at their plates of food with a fork on the tablecloth, and Lisa looks up at Homer with a closed-mouth expression while he speaks.

> I stuck a couple extra legs on there because I kept tipping over when I was trying to
> invent stuff.
> They're on hinges.
> That's really ingenious, Dad.
> It could save lives.
> Really? You think it's a good idea?

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## 16:20–16:24

Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, stands against a pink wall beside a purple dresser topped with an orange bowl, first looking wide-eyed and open-mouthed, then grinning broadly with his eyes staring sideways. Behind a wooden table with a plate of food, Marge with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace sits beside Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a pearl necklace; Marge speaks with her mouth open, then Lisa briefly grins and glances over before both settle into still, attentive expressions. No on-screen text is visible.

> Oh, yeah.
> Safety sells. Especially the lame-os. I buy one.
> Me too.

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## 16:24–16:38

Marge, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, Lisa in her red-beaded pearl necklace and white pearls, Bart in his orange shirt, and Homer in his white shirt sit and stand around a dining table set with three plates in a pink kitchen with a purple archway. Homer throws both arms up and cheers with his mouth open, then lowers them and turns to the kitchen cabinets, where he rummages and pulls out a plate, moving his hands in front of the open cabinet doors. He returns to the table, pulls out a red chair and sits down, then stands again holding a plate with food while the family watches. Homer then carries the plate back toward the kitchen, reaching into the cabinet as the others look on.

> I did it! I'm gonna be rich!

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## 16:38–16:44

Homer, the bald heavy man in a white shirt, stands before an Inventions board beside a poster of an elderly white-haired man seated at a desk, captioned EDISON and THE EDISON MUSEUM. He slides his small horse-shaped marker labeled ME along a race track toward the Edison marker at the far end, then raises his hands and gapes in excitement, spreads his arms wide, and finally stands with hands on hips. On-screen text includes INVENTIONS, EDISON and ME.

> Look, Mr. Edison, I did it! I'm an inventor, and I owe it all to you!

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## 16:44–16:55

Homer Simpson, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue jeans, sits on a red wooden chair in a cluttered storeroom stacked with cardboard boxes and piles of papers, with a green couch behind him. He gestures with his hands and grins while talking, then leans back and lifts his legs so the chair's extra back legs stick out. He then raises one arm to wave and gestures again, in an excited, showy demonstration of his invention. The final frame cuts to a close-up of a man in white trousers and brown shoes seated on a wooden chair against a pale wall with a hanging item.

> See?
> It's just a regular chair. But I attached a couple of extra legs to the back.
> Kind of like the ones in the back of your...

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## 16:55–17:07

Homer Simpson sits on a red wooden chair in a cluttered basement, first gripping his hair and grimacing, then clenching his fists and grinning, while Bart Simpson, in an orange shirt and blue sneakers, hops on a wooden staircase before stepping down to face him. The two talk face to face: Homer looks dazed and speaks, then looks wide-eyed and gestures with a raised hand, while Bart stands listening with his head tilted. Bart then turns to look out at the viewer, and the basement holds a green couch, stacked boxes, a chalkboard on an easel, a horse-racing poster and a small wall-mounted television.

> Ah!
> Damn it!
> Hey, Dad, heard your swearing. Mind if I join in?
> Crap, boobs, crap.
> I thought I had a great idea, but I must have seen it on this poster.

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## 17:07–17:19

Bart and Homer stand in a room with a framed Edison poster and an INVENTIONS chart on the wall, the chart showing small icons with a rider on a horse labeled ME and a rider labeled EDISON at the far end. Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, first stares at the chart with his hand near the poster, then gestures and points at it while looking up. Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, appears in a storage area with boxes, sitting in a red chair and gesturing with his hands, then stands and points at the chart while Bart looks on, and finally Homer holds out an open hand as Bart shrugs and speaks with raised palms. Laundry detergent bottles sit on a shelf beside a washing machine.

> If Edison thought of that chair, how come it's not on this chart?
> It's not?
> Maybe he never told anyone about it. That chair might be the only one he made.
> So?

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## 17:19–17:31

Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, stands in a storeroom lined with stacked boxes and a red fire extinguisher, first gesturing, clenching his fists, flexing one arm and crossing his arms with a scowl. He then turns to face Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange-red shirt and blue shorts, who gestures with open hands in a office-like room with a framed Edison Museum poster and a horse-race chart on the wall. Homer then stands with a hand on his hip and a tense expression beside a chalkboard and stacked papers, reaching toward the stack with his other hand as he glares.

> So we've got to go to the Edison Museum and smash it.
> Then I'll be an inventor. But I thought you loved Edison.
> Oh, to hell with him.

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## 17:31–17:43

Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, cleans a mailbox with a sponge from a bucket beside a pink car on a suburban street. Homer, in a white shirt, leans out of the pink car's window with his mouth open while Bart, in an orange shirt and blue shorts, peers from the front seat, and Bart later walks along the brown floor of an indoor room with a wooden staircase and wall posters. Marge then steps back to the curb, looks down the tree-lined street of colorful houses, and finally turns to look toward the mailbox, her hands on her hips at one point, while a red-flagged blue mailbox and the sponge remain in view.

> Yeah, hell damn fart.
> Taking part across state lines, back soon.
> I took your wallet.
> I just knocked that driveway.

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## 17:43–17:55

Homer and Bart ride together in a pink car driving down a dark highway at night under a full moon, with Homer at the wheel wearing a white shirt and Bart in an orange shirt in the passenger seat. The car passes a large green EXIT sign reading "New Jersey, Michigan, Oregon and Texas" with a white arrow pointing right, then continues along the road as Homer talks, grins, and laughs while Bart looks over at him. Tall trees and bushes line the roadside, and Homer's expression shifts from wide-eyed and smiling to laughing with his eyes closed.

> Man, I can't wait to smash that chair.
> Oh, son, you're young and headstrong, just like Thomas Edison Jr.
> You know, he started a mushroom farm and an auto parts company,

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## 17:55–18:03

Homer Simpson sits behind the steering wheel of a purple car at night, gripping the wheel with both hands and wearing a white shirt, with a seatbelt across his chest. Through the side window, dark trees and a round green bush pass by against a starry purple sky. Homer's eyes are wide and his mouth opens and closes as he talks, and he lifts one hand off the wheel briefly before returning it. The interior is purple and the seat is maroon, with a small green shape visible behind his head.

> and he sold his good name to a quack medicine company.
> Oh, and later he raised turkeys. That was on his turkey farm.

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## 18:03–18:11

Homer Simpson sits at the wheel of the family car at night, grinning, smirking and raising his eyebrows as he drives with both hands on the steering wheel, a seatbelt across his white shirt, while trees and twinkling stars pass by the windows. In the back seat, Bart Simpson in his orange shirt and blue shorts slumps against the seatbelt, asleep with his mouth open, and his head stays tilted in the same position throughout the sequence. The purple interior and dark night scenery stay constant, with no on-screen text visible.

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## 18:11–18:24

Homer Simpson, bald with a white shirt and seatbelt, sits at the wheel of a pink car on a wooded road, his eyes drooping and head nodding as he drives through the night. He slowly loses alertness, with his eyes closing and his head drooping toward the wheel, before the scene cuts to a point-of-view view of the road ahead, where a ghostly, translucent figure with white hair stands in the middle of the lane, arms raised, and the car's headlight beam, shown as an orange line, reaches toward it under a purple starry sky. The road has white guardrails on both sides and trees line the shoulders.

> By smashing my chair, you're only hurting yourself.

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## 18:24–18:34

Homer Simpson, in a white shirt and tie, grips the wheel of a car on a night road lined with trees and a guardrail, grimacing as he presses the pedal with his shoe. An older grey-haired man in a brown suit and bow tie stands in the road with his arms raised and his mouth open, with orange streaks trailing from him. The car moves toward him, then the man is struck and flung upward, arms spread, grey hair blown back, while a bright orange streak trails behind him against a purple starry sky.

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## 18:34–18:44

An elderly man in a brown coat, unnamed in the scene, is first seen crawling on a dark night road under a starry purple sky while a pink car with glowing red tail lights drives away down the road. He sits up on the asphalt, raises a fist toward the distant car, then turns to watch it, and later drags himself across the road and off into the snowy bushes beside the pines. Orange road stripes and a bright tail-light glow mark the scene, and in the final moments he is hunched by a dark shrub, clutching something at his chest.

> I'll get you, you fat lunatic!
> Uh-oh.

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## 18:44–18:53

Homer, bald and wearing a white shirt, and a small Bart in an orange shirt appear in a scene that starts with a pink car driving past a red-brick building and a sign reading 'THE EDISON MUSEUM, NO GANG COLORS' at dusk. The car pulls up to the curb in front of the museum, where a row of people stands on the entrance steps, and Homer gets out of the driver's side. On a low wall beside a line of onlookers in green, maroon and pink, Homer sits and then leans forward while Bart stands near him with his arms at his sides, and Homer's gaze shifts toward the scene ahead.

> All right!

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## 18:53–19:04

Homer and Bart stand outdoors at dusk in front of a red brick factory, with Homer talking while Bart raises both fists in excitement. A stocky man in a green shirt and belt stands beside a sullen boy in a teal shirt and red shorts with arms folded, and the man turns his head and reaches up to grab the boy's hair. Inside a wood-paneled museum, a crowd lines up behind a red velvet rope while a uniformed park ranger stands at a desk beside Mr. Burns, a frail, thin, white-haired man in a beige suit who holds up a glowing lightbulb, and a red-haired woman in a red top gestures with her hands.

> The museum's still open.
> Why don't you like Edison that much?
> Hey, folks, do you like riddles?
> Oh, yeah.

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## 19:04–19:15

A uniformed tour guide in a khaki shirt, brown tie, wide-brimmed hat, and a green badge marked GUIDE stands before a red wall, with a group of tourists behind him in a wood-paneled hall, including an elderly woman with a grey bun and a boy in red shorts. He holds up a light bulb, then cradles it in both hands with a sly smile, and finally points off to the left while still holding the bulb. Notable objects are the light bulb and a brass-knobbed door at the left edge.

> Okay, then.
> How many geniuses does it take to invent a light bulb?
> Just one.
> Thomas Edison.

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## 19:15–19:27

A tour group in a wood-panelled hall with balconies, including a woman with orange-red hair, an elderly woman with a grey bun and glasses, a woman in a pink hat and dress, a boy in a teal shirt and red shorts, and a girl with a black bob and pink headband, is gathered before a door with a red velvet rope. Homer, bald in a white shirt, and Bart, in his orange shirt, stand at the right as the group claps, clasps its hands, and snaps photos with a black handheld device. A uniformed guide in a grey hat and brown tie, with a green badge, gestures and points at the roped-off door, then holds up his palms, and a wire cage is visible at the edge of the scene.

> That's very good.
> And that's true, too. It's funny and true.
> Now, behind that door is Edison's actual preserved brain.

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## 19:27–19:36

A tour group of one-off characters stands in a wood-panelled hall: a woman with orange-red hair in a red sweater holding a small grey device, a stocky man in a purple shirt, an elderly woman with a white bun and shawl, a bespectacled man in a blue shirt, a brown-haired boy in a teal shirt and red shorts, and a pink-haired woman at the right edge. A grinning tan-uniformed park ranger in a campaign hat stands by a brass stanchion with a red velvet rope in front of a closed wooden door, gesturing toward it and then unhooking the rope and holding it aside as the group leans in. He then lets the rope drop back across the doorway and stands with his hands on his hips while the group watches.

> Ordinarily, folks, tour groups are not allowed to see it.
> And, of course, today will be no exception.
> Now, no tour would be complete without a visit to Edison's Boyhood gift shop.

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## 19:36–19:48

A tour guide in a grey hat and khaki uniform with a GUIDE badge gestures toward a door marked GIFT SHOP, then pulls it open while a group of visitors waits behind him: a red-haired woman with a strap around her neck, an old woman with a white bun and glasses, a man in a light blue shirt and glasses, a boy in a teal shirt and red shorts, and a woman in a pink hat and dress. The group steps into a green-walled shop with an Edison poster, a light-bulb clock, and a cashier behind a wooden counter, and they look around at the displays of merchandise.

> Oh, wow.
> Now that, I'm like a... Yeah.

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## 19:48–19:56

A woman in a pink dress and matching pink hat stands at a shop counter beneath lightbulb-themed T-shirts reading "SCREW THIS," "AC/DC" and "DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS," while a boy in a teal shirt and red shorts reaches for a glowing globe on the counter and a man in glasses and a blue shirt stands at the left edge. The scene then cuts to a room with shelves of bottles and a wooden cabinet, where a man in a tan uniform and wide-brimmed hat opens a door, steps through and walks out. In the final moments the room is empty except for a dark, shadowy figure with a yellow hand moving near a large black machine at the right edge, beside a cabinet with a blue-paned window.

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## 19:56–20:03

Homer and Bart Simpson are in a laboratory-like room with a large orange wooden counter, shelves of jars and bottles, and a window behind them. Homer first peeks up from behind the counter beside Bart, then both duck and rise with wary, glaring expressions, and Homer later stands up and reaches toward a glass flask and the green-and-white apparatus on the counter. Bart then steps out from the left side of the room, and the scene empties, leaving only the counter, the flask, the lamp-like device, and the shelves. A large yellow bowl-shaped object sits on the counter in early frames.

> Now let's take care of business.

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## 20:03–20:13

Homer, Bart, and Mr. Burns are in a gift shop with a red rope barrier and a GIFT SHOP sign on the wall. Mr. Burns sits on a stool beside a rolltop desk while Homer grips a wooden chair and raises it over him, and Bart stands nearby holding a hammer. Burns then slumps forward onto the floor as Homer keeps hold of the chair, and a close-up shows Homer's hand gripping a hammer with red bands on its handle.

> Either way, this is one invention you're not getting credit for, you inspiration hog.
> Your electric hammer maestro?

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## 20:13–20:26

Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, stands in a wood-paneled room with red walls and framed pictures. He grips a grey hammer-like device with a clamp, first holding it against his chest and then lifting it over his head and pressing it to his skull while he grimaces and strains. He then turns and gestures toward a wall display titled "INVENTIONS" behind a red velvet rope, a timeline of inventions from 1865 to 1519 with a grey-haired man in a dark suit on a penny-farthing bicycle labeled "ME" and a bearded man in a beret on a penny-farthing labeled "DA VINCI".

> Invent your way out of this, Edison.
> Look, Stun.

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## 20:26–20:36

Homer and Bart stand before a framed INVENTIONS chart on an orange wall, with two timelines labeled ME, topped by a penny-farthing rider, and DA VINCI, topped by a rider on a bicycle. Homer alternates between wide-eyed unease and a toothy grin, gesturing with an open hand and tapping along the Da Vinci timeline while he talks. Briefly the view shows Bart alone in a museum with red velvet ropes, a globe and an EXIT sign, then returns to Homer still pointing at the chart.

> Edison was just like me.
> You mean the wild mood swings? No!
> We both lived in another man's shadow.

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## 20:36–20:44

Homer, in his white shirt and blue pants, first stands over an elderly thin man in a tan suit and bow tie, grey hair at the sides, who is sprawled face-down on the floor of an office with a wooden desk, a red-cushioned chair, and a brass-post red velvet rope. Homer then hauls the old man up and seats him in the chair, where Homer leans in with an arm around his shoulders, gesturing and talking animatedly while the old man sits stiffly, looking worried, with a small paper lying on the carpet beside them.

> This old-timey nerd and I have suffered the same frustration and heartache.
> We're not rivals.
> We're just a couple of dreamers who set the bar a little too high.

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## 20:44–20:52

Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt and blue pants, leans over the back of a seated elderly man in a tan suit and bow tie, gesturing with one arm while pointing, then raises his arm high and rests a hand on his own forehead. He then stands beside the seated man, holding a small white object with a glowing red tip up near his face while the old man gestures with an open hand. The setting is a richly decorated room with a wooden cabinet, a painting and bust on the wall, red velvet ropes on brass posts, and a crumpled paper on the floor.

> I can't destroy your work, my friend.
> Can I? No, but we'll stop off at the Da Vinci Museum on the way home.

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## 20:52–21:03

Bart, in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands in a wood-panelled office beside Homer, in a white shirt and blue pants, and the seated, thin, grey-haired Mr. Burns in a tan suit, who holds up a small object near a desk with a painting on the wall. Homer raises a hand, then walks forward with Bart following him across the room past a bookshelf and a teal armchair toward a brown door marked EXIT, which opens onto a grassy yard with a clock on the wall above. They pass through the doorway outside, and the scene cuts to a pink two-storey house with a brown roof, an attached garage, a purple arched front door and a wooden fence.

> Uh, I think that's in Italy, Dad.
> Oh, well, then we'll take it on on Eli Whitney.
> Authorities say the phony pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and

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## 21:03–21:13

Bart and Homer, seen from behind in the foreground, watch a purple television in a pink living room with a striped rug. On the screen, the grey-haired news anchor in a red jacket and blue tie reads from papers beside a framed picture of a mitre with a cross. He speaks, grimaces, and raises one sheet while holding another, and a framed portrait of a man with swept-back reddish hair and a bow tie appears on the wall beside the mitre picture as he grins.

> incredibly foul mouth.
> In other news, Thomas Edison, the greatest inventor of all time,

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## 21:13–21:26

Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, and Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, sit side by side on a red couch in front of a pink wall and a framed sailboat picture; Homer gestures and talks while Bart looks on, and Homer then raises a fist and grins. Inset on a television screen, a grey-haired news anchor in a red suit and blue tie reads from a sheet of paper while a photo of a man with a bow tie hangs beside him, and then a tan-suited, thin, stooped old man with grey hair sits on a wooden chair in a museum room between a uniformed guard in a brown hat and two police officers, with a woman and a man holding cameras behind a red rope. The old man gestures with a pale hand, and the guard raises his hand and speaks to him while a glass display case of small objects sits behind them.

> is apparently still inventing, despite the notable handicap of being dead.
> That's my tummy. Two new Edison creations have just been discovered in his museum.
> A six-legged chair that won't tip over.

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## 21:26–21:39

Homer, Bart, and Marge stand on a pink-walled room with Marge holding baby Maggie, who has a pacifier and blue bow, while Homer grimaces and Bart winces beside a seascape painting. Before that, a man in a tan safari hat and khaki shirt grins and holds up a claw hammer, and a crowd of photographers with tall blue-haired woman in a red skirt snaps pictures behind a red velvet rope. Grey-haired news anchor Kent Brockman, in a red jacket and blue tie, reads from papers at a desk as a graphic of fists clutching money appears behind him.

> And even more astounding, an electric hammer.
> That was your idea.
> This brilliant innovation is expected to generate millions for Edison's already wealthy

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## 21:39–21:53

A man with grey hair at the sides in a teal polo and a woman with short reddish hair, pink sweater, sunglasses and pearls grin while handling stacks of cash from a purple bag on a TV screen labeled DRAMATIZATION, with the man laughing and clutching bills as the woman raises hers to her face. The scene then moves to the Simpson living room with a pink wall, where Homer, wide-eyed and grimacing, sits with Lisa and Bart beside him, and Bart's mouth hangs open as he leans toward his father. Finally, Homer sits in his recliner with his feet up while Bart perches on the couch arm, Lisa stands on the left, and Marge holds Maggie, who has a pacifier and a blue bow, all watching with worried expressions.

> heirs.
> Dad, those should be your millions.
> I gotta admit, Homer, you're taking this pretty well.
> Let's just say I'm sitting in the right chair.

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## 21:53–22:02

No Simpsons characters appear in this moment; it is a black title card sequence with no people on screen. White-on-black credits in an orange cartoon-style font appear in turn: first 'Executive Producer MIKE SCULLY', which stays up for several beats, then 'Executive Producers JAMES L. BROOKS, MATT GROENING, SAM SIMON', then 'Starring DAN CASTELLANETA', followed by 'JULIE KAVNER' and then 'NANCY CARTWRIGHT' each fading in and out against the empty black background.

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## 22:02–22:11

No characters appear; the moment is a plain black screen with yellow-orange credit text centered on it. The credits replace one another in order: Yeardley Smith, then Hank Azaria and Harry Shearer, then Special Guest Voice William Daniels, then Also Starring Tress MacNeille and Maggie Roswell, then Animation Executive Producer Phil Roman, then Animation Producers Lolee Aries and Michael Wolf, and finally Executive Consultant Rich Moore. No people, locations, or other objects are visible.

> Thank you.

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## 22:11–22:20

No characters appear in this moment; it is a black closing credits sequence with no people on screen. Gold stylized text appears on the black background in sequence: 'Executive Consultant RICH MOORE', then 'Story Editors JANE C. O'BRIEN, LARRY DOYLE and MATT SELMAN', then 'Theme by DANNY ELFMAN', then 'Music by ALF CLAUSEN' (shown twice), then 'Casting by BONITA PIETILA', then 'Editors MICHAEL BRIDGE and DON BAROZZO', then 'Animation Production Manager for Gracie Films JOEL KUWAHARA', and finally 'Post Production Supervisor DOMINIQUE BRAUD-STIGER' and 'Post Production Coordinator ALEXANDER DUKE' remain on screen for the last two frames.

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## 22:20–22:29

No characters appear in this sequence; it is a black end-credits roll of The Simpsons. Across the frames, plain orange credit text on a black background shifts from sound editing credits (Dialogue Sound Editors Bobby Mackston, Terry Greene and Norm Macleod; Music Editor Chris Ledesma; Sound Effects Editor Travis Powers; Re-Recording Mixers R. Russell Smith and Bill Freesh) to production credits (Production Coordinator Felicia Nalivansky, Production Mixer Ron Cox, Sound Recordists Terry Brown and Bob Hile, Script Supervisor Louise Jaffe, Sony Pictures Studio and Laser-Pacific), then assistant and producer credits, the Film Roman, Inc. animation line, Rough Draft and Utit Choomuang overseas credits, timing and storyboard credits, and finally character and background design credits such as Matt Groening and Sam Simon.

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## 22:29–22:38

No Simpsons characters appear; the moment is a black end-credits sequence. Gold text credits roll in sequence: first 'Artist Supervisor MIKE B. ANDERSON', then lists of animation crew names such as layout artists, color design, production staff, and copyright notices for The Simpsons Episode #5F21, followed by 'Creative Consultant MATT GROENING' and 'Executive Creative Consultant JAMES L. BROOKS'. The credits appear and disappear against the plain black background, with no visible movement of characters or objects.

> Shh.

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## 22:38–22:48

A dark theater with a row of silhouetted audience members in the foreground, including a large figure with a tall bouffant hairdo on the left, sits facing a blank screen under three ceiling lights. A projector beam sweeps across the screen, and the words GRACIE FILMS appear in white letters beside the audience. The text IN ASSOCIATION WITH appears on black, then the golden 20th Century Fox Television logo rises against a blue sky with searchlight beams, and the words A NEWS CORPORATION COMPANY appear beneath it. The scene fades to black.

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