# Simpsons Bible Stories The Simpsons, season 10, episode 18 (S10E18), first aired April 4, 1999. Written by Tim Long; Larry Doyle; Matt Selman. Directed by Nancy Kruse. Production code AABF14. Guest stars: Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Krabapatra. Chalkboard gag: "I can not absolve sins". Couch gag: Banana Peel. Dozing through Reverend Lovejoy's sermon on a sweltering Easter Sunday, Marge, Lisa, Homer and Bart each dream a Bible story. Marge pictures herself and Homer as Eve and Adam, Lisa and Milhouse lead the Hebrew slaves out of Principal Skinner's Egypt, Homer rules as King Solomon, and Bart's King David battles Nelson as Goliath II. The family wakes to find the Rapture underway and heads down to Hell. Who's in it: Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Marge Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Moe Szyslak, Milhouse Van Houten, Grampa Simpson, Principal Skinner, Ned Flanders, Barney Gumble, Chief Wiggum, Krusty the Clown, Carl Carlson, Mrs. Krabappel, Dr. Hibbert, Nelson Muntz, Otto Mann, Jasper Beardsley, Martin Prince, Ralph Wiggum, Reverend Lovejoy, Groundskeeper Willie, Santa's Little Helper, Lou, Lewis Clark, Wendell Borton, Richard, Eddie, Todd Flanders, Maude Flanders, Rod Flanders, Sherri Mackleberry, Terri Mackleberry, Kirk Van Houten, Nina Skalka, Janey Powell, Hans Moleman, Helen Lovejoy, Adrian Belew, Professor Frink, Agnes Skinner, Becky Shorter, Sophie Jensen, Snake, Girl with glasses, Long-haired girl, Jaffee Ziswhisky, Buck-toothed boy, Dr. Nick, Buck-toothed girl, Black Weasel, Allison Taylor, God, The Devil, Moses, Adam, Eve, Jesus Christ, Methuselah, David, Gary the Unicorn, Goliath, King Ramses, Mrs. Krabapatra, Pharaoh's Officer, Pig of Eden, Ralph, Slave-Driver Willie, Solomon. Every moment of the episode, about ten seconds each: when it is, what happens on screen, and what's said. The descriptions are written by an AI model from frames of each moment and can get small details wrong. The dialogue is from the episode's subtitles. Web page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories From Ultrahouse 3000 (https://ultrahouse3k.com/). Search engines and AI are welcome to use it: search=yes, ai-input=yes, ai-train=yes. ## 0:00–0:07 No characters appear in this opening title sequence, which shows only drifting, cartoonish tan clouds against a bright blue sky. The clouds slide past in alternating horizontal layers while the yellow title text 'THE SIMPSONS' gradually appears in the middle of the sky, then the lettering sweeps and enlarges, with a small grey emblem with atom-like lines briefly visible on the letter P as the title fills the screen. > The Simpsons Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1043.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/3962 ## 0:07–0:15 Bart, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt, appears in a classroom window of Springfield Elementary School near the end of the sequence. The scene opens on the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, with its grey cooling towers bearing atom symbols, a yellow 'Welcome to Springfield Nuclear Power Plant' sign, and the town's hills and fields behind it. The view then shifts to a street with a shop awning and a 'Dan' storefront sign, a red stop sign, and the school's entrance under a 'Springfield Elementary School' sign, with a blank orange screen in between. Bart is seen inside a classroom through a purple-framed window, walking across the room past a chalkboard, a clock and a bulletin board. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/8759.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/11678 ## 0:15–0:23 Bart Simpson, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt and blue shorts, stands in a classroom writing lines on a blackboard that reads "I cannot absolve sins" over and over, chalk in hand, before turning to toss the chalk and a crumpled item into a red trash can near the door. He then rushes out through the front doors of Springfield Elementary School, skateboarding out into the blue daytime sky, then rides a skateboard along a curving sidewalk past a tree and office buildings. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/16683.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/19394 ## 0:23–0:36 Homer, in a yellow protective suit with a visor, handles a glowing green rod at a control panel beneath a CAUTION sign while Mr. Burns and his thin assistant Smithers watch from the right, and Homer's expression shifts from alarm to a grin as the rod glows near his head. Marge, with her tall blue beehive, reads a Mom Monthly magazine at a store checkout, then pushes a wire shopping cart with Maggie, who wears a blue bow and sucks a pacifier, while a clerk in a grey apron holds Maggie up at the register. Marge and Maggie then stand by the cart in an orange-tiled aisle, Maggie grabbing the cart's edge and then holding up a red pacifier, while Marge closes her eyes and raises her hands in a gesture of resignation. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/24399.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/29613 ## 0:36–0:47 A school band rehearses in an orange-walled room with a conductor, an older bald man with white hair at the sides and an orange sweater, waving his baton at the band. Lisa Simpson, in her red dress, plays a light blue saxophone while the Patty and Selma twins play flutes in purple dresses, and other students play brass and woodwinds around them. Lisa then carries her saxophone down a hallway past bulletin boards and a bust of a composer, and the scene cuts to Homer Simpson, bald and in a white shirt, driving a pink car at night past a purple-and-yellow building and green hedges. He scowls, leans forward over the wheel, and then scratches his head with a glowing green hand. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/37120.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/41708 ## 0:47–0:57 Bart Simpson rides a yellow skateboard along a city street past a bookstore, where a woman with a tall reddish hairdo stands behind him, and past a bar where Moe the bartender watches as Barney, the heavy drunk with messy brown hair, leans on Bart. Bart then skates past Chief Wiggum and a statue and joins a sunglasses-wearing man with a saxophone in front of a wall of TV screens, while a small orange car drives off down a winding road past a purple tree and into the distance. > Oh, my God. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/48590.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/52553 ## 0:57–1:08 Maggie, a baby with spiky yellow hair, a blue bow and a pacifier, sits in a car seat gripping a steering wheel while Marge, with her tall blue beehive and red bead necklace, drives the pink car. The car pulls into a driveway beside a yellow garage, where Bart in an orange shirt waves and Homer, bald with a white shirt and blue pants, stands and then leans on the pink car's hood. Homer then lunges across the hood toward the garage while a red car sits nearby, and the sequence ends with Homer walking away through a doorway into a purple room with a red bed, a glass in his hand and his back to the viewer. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/58809.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/63397 ## 1:08–1:19 Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie are in the Simpsons' pink living room, with Homer on the left, Bart and Lisa on the brown couch and Marge on the right. At first Homer, Bart and Marge stand by the lamp and telephone table while Lisa sits in a red chair and the family gestures with outstretched arms. Then Homer lifts Lisa up over the back of the couch while Marge flies through the air beside a pole, and banana peels lie on the floor. The family then sits together on the couch, with Maggie appearing at the lower left and reaching toward them, and finally Maggie is held in Marge's arms. The television displays 'CREATED BY MATT GROENING' and then 'DEVELOPED BY JAMES L. BROOKS, MATT GROENING, SAM SIMON' in yellow letters on a blue screen, with a sailboat painting on the wall above the couch. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/70070.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/74241 ## 1:19–1:30 Congregants in a church pew pass a collection plate, including a man in a blue suit with a pink tie, an older woman with grey-violet hair in a purple dress, and a dark-haired man in a blue suit who takes money from the plate, while a woman with auburn hair in a green jacket sits nearby. The scene opens on the First Church of Springfield sign reading 'Today's topic: Christ dyed eggs for your sins,' then cuts to the sanctuary where a preacher stands at the pulpit above rows of pews, and a 'Co-Executive Producer George Meyer' credit fades in and out over the congregation before the pews are shown up close. > And as we pass the collection plate, > please give as though the person next to you were watching. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/80706.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/85085 ## 1:30–1:41 Homer, Marge holding baby Maggie in a blue bow, Bart in a blue suit, and a little girl in a pink dress and large hat sit in a church pew under stained glass, holding hymnal booklets and singing. Bart turns to speak while a green praying mantis perches on the pew rail beside him, and the on-screen credits change from Ian Maxtone-Graham to Al Jean. The mantis then climbs down and walks along the wooden ledge, with the credit Dan Greaney shown over it. > Oh, man, this is the hottest Easter ever. > Even that praying mantis is losing it. > Thank you, Helen. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/91550.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/95929 ## 1:41–1:51 A man in a white robe with black swept-back hair stands at a wooden podium with a microphone in front of a pink, orange and purple stained-glass wall, while a grey-haired woman in a pink pinafore holds a plate heaped with cash. He grins and then looks startled as he takes the money plate, and on-screen captions name Supervising Producer Ron Hauge, then Donick Cary, and later Producer Brian Scully. He then raises a chocolate rabbit on a plate in one hand while the cash plate stays in the other, his face turning angry with his mouth open. > And thank you all for your kind contrib... > Ah! > Chocolate money? > Who put this wicked idol in the collection plate? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/102603.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/106565 ## 1:51–2:02 Homer, in a blue suit, sits in a church pew beside Bart and Lisa, who wears a pink dress and flowered hat, while Marge holds baby Maggie, and Homer shifts, raises a hand to his head and grins. Then a dark-haired man in a white robe with yellow trim stands at a wooden lectern beside a chocolate rabbit and a microphone, flipping through a large open book and glancing up. On-screen captions credit Julie Thacker, Tom Martin, Carolyn Omine and Larry Doyle as producers over the scene. > Relax, I found it in the dumpster. Perhaps we need a hefty dose of the good book. > In the beginning... > Excuse me, Reverend. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/112821.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/117200 ## 2:02–2:11 Ned Flanders, with his moustache, glasses and green suit, stands in a church pew and raises his index finger while speaking, beside a little girl in a pink dress and white hat and a bald man in a blue suit, who is likely Homer, with Marge holding baby Maggie at the right edge. In a wide view of the church, two electric fans flank the stage, where a minister in a white robe and yellow stole reads from an open book at a pulpit with a small brown rabbit figurine beside a microphone, and he glances up and then down at his book. On-screen credits read 'Co-Producer MATT SELMAN' and 'Consulting Producer JACE RICHDALE'. > It's hard to hear you with those fans going. > Well, let's get those off, then. > Oh! > In the beginning, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/123665.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/126793 ## 2:11–2:23 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, sits in a church pew holding the sleepy baby Maggie, who sucks a pacifier, while Homer and Bart sit in blue suits in front of her and a woman in a pink sweater and a man in a grey suit with a purple tie sit behind. Marge's eyes droop and she nods off, then the scene blurs and her hair spreads out over a green meadow dotted with flowers, where a pink butterfly flutters near her as she lies with her eyes shut and mouth open. She then wakes with wide eyes and an open mouth, looking startled while her long blue hair fans across the grass beside a blue lake, mountains, a palm tree and red flowers. > God created the heavens and the earth, > which brings us back to our... Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/132215.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/137429 ## 2:23–2:37 A yellow-skinned woman with long flowing blue hair, a lion, a sheep, a giraffe, an elephant, a zebra, a squirrel and a turtle appear in a lush green garden beneath a rainbow. The elephant and squirrel wander past palm trees, then the lion lies down beside the sheep while the giraffe stands near a waterfall and pond, and the woman sits by the pond before a parrot and cockatoo perch on a branch above her head. She then bends to sniff red flowers while the credit 'Consulting Producer FRANK MULA' appears over the scene. > What a beautiful garden. > It's almost like paradise. > Heads up! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/144728.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/150359 ## 2:37–2:47 Homer, a bald, naked yellow cartoon man, leaps off a waterfall cliff with arms spread and plunges headfirst onto the rocks in a splash, then stands at the edge of a pond in a lush green garden, holding a leaf over his groin. A woman with long blue hair, also naked, watches from the grass, first hands on her cheeks in alarm, then standing with her arms at her sides. On-screen credits appear over the scene: "Consulting Producer David M. Stern" and then "Consulting Producers Tom Gammill Max Pross." > Whee! > Well, hello. > Aren't you hurt? > Course not. There's no pain in the Garden of Eden. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/158283.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/162245 ## 2:47–2:58 Homer, the bald, heavy man with stubble, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive, first appear at a waterfall in the opening frames, where Homer is shirtless and grinning while Marge stands at the left edge. Homer gestures with his finger and talks as water splashes behind them, with the credit 'Consulting Producer David Mirkin' and later 'Consultant John Swartzwelder' overlaid. The scene then shifts to a grassy riverbank with trees and a palm, where a long-haired, blue-haired Marge, nude, stands smiling and looking sideways. Homer, also shirtless, joins her beside the water, gesturing toward his chest and looking at her. The credits 'Supervising Director Jim Reardon' and 'Produced by Larina Jean Adamson' appear over the pair, who stand facing each other as Homer's expression shifts from talking to grinning to a sheepish, strained look. > Hey, you must be Eve. > Oh, I guess. > Looks like God made you out of my sexiest rib. > Speaking of ribs, Is there any grub around here? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/168293.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/172881 ## 2:58–3:11 Homer and Marge, both nude with leaves covering them, stand together in a lush green garden beside a pond and waterfall. Homer gestures and talks, then a pink pig appears, first hanging upside down in the air and then standing on the grass. The on-screen credit reads "Produced by Richard Raynis" over the scene. Homer later crouches over the pig holding a strip of bacon, and then he and Marge stand together holding bacon strips while a large yellow hand emerges from a cloud above them. > Is there? Good morning, Adam. Any bacon for you, then? > Don't mind if I do. > Hi, diddly-ho, paradise dweller. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/179763.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/185185 ## 3:11–3:23 Homer and Marge, both nude and drawn in yellow, kneel side by side on a grassy field beside a large tree, each covering themselves with a green leaf. Homer looks nervously around and eventually reaches over to touch Marge's long blue hair while she stares ahead, and a small pink pig wanders at the top left. A green-sleeved yellow hand emerges from a white cloud against a blue sky, first pointing and then curling its fingers, while on-screen credits read 'Produced by Bonita Pietila' and later 'Produced by Denise Sirkot'. > Good morning, Lord. I just have to compliment you on this beautifully crafted mate. > Oh, Adam, you're too kind. No, you're too kind and wise and righteous. > I can't believe you don't have a girlfriend. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/192484.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/197280 ## 3:23–3:33 Homer, a bald, nude yellow man, and a nude woman with long blue hair stand and kneel on a grassy garden lawn beneath a tree, covering themselves with green leaves. A large green-sleeved yellow hand emerges from a white cloud in the blue sky, waving, reaching, and pointing down toward them, while on-screen credits read "Produced by RICHARD SAKAI" and then "Written by TIM LONG, LARRY DOYLE, MATT SELMAN." The hand ends up gripping a small white-and-green card or magazine while the couple kneel and the woman gestures with an open hand. > Oh, please. You're gonna give me a swell head. > I just stopped by to see if you needed anything. > Well, some general interest magazines would be nice. > You got it, Eve. > There you go. Oh, thanks. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/204371.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/208333 ## 3:33–3:45 Marge, with her tall blue beehive, and Homer, bald with stubble, stand in a green grassy garden, and Marge holds a green People magazine whose cover shows the two of them. A huge disembodied green-sleeved hand emerges from a white cloud in the blue sky, first open, then pointing up, then sideways toward a leafy tree heavy with red apples. The title credit 'Directed by Nancy Kruse' is printed over the scene early on, and the apples on the tree twinkle with sparkles as the scene continues. > Well, I better skedaddle. > Oh, there's one more weetsy little thing. > See that tree over there? > I hate to be a bossy Betty, but I have to forbid you to eat its fruit. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/214589.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/219386 ## 3:45–3:53 Homer and Marge, both nude and each covering themselves with a green leaf, kneel on grass beside a tree trunk with a book lying on the ground nearby. Homer gestures and reaches toward Marge's long blue hair while she sits stiffly, and then he leans back under a tree hung with red apples as she slumps against him. Behind them, a small brown animal walks across a grassy clearing lined with palm trees. > No problem, Lord. > And it would be even easier to avoid that temptation if I had a few extra wives. > Just saying. > Oh, how cute. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/226059.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/229187 ## 3:53–4:04 Homer and Marge lie side by side on the grass against a tree trunk under a blue sky, with Marge holding a small brown groundhog-like animal in her lap. Marge's expression shifts as she looks at the animal, then she raises a finger toward the treetop, and the scene moves to a tree bearing red apples, with Homer peeking from behind a green bush and a green, dark-banded snake with a red tongue coiled on a branch. > Let's call this little guy a groundhog. Sorry, I already gave me a name. > Land monster. > Really? > What do you call that thing on the branch? > Branch monster. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/234401.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/238780 ## 4:04–4:12 Homer, the bald, heavy yellow-skinned man, and Marge, with her tall blue hair, sit unclothed on grass beside a tree trunk in a green garden. A green serpent with a red tongue hangs from an apple tree, then slides down to coil beside the couple, while Marge raises a pointing finger in the first moment. Later the snake holds a grey plate of apple slices with toothpicks and a whole red apple in the middle, and the closing moment shows the plate alone on the grass. > Please, please, call me Snake. > Yo, have you dude sampled this fruit? It's like God's private stash. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/245454.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/248373 ## 4:12–4:24 Homer, bald and shirtless, and a yellow-skinned woman with long blue hair stand together on a grassy lawn with trees and bushes behind them, and she looks worried while touching her chin. A pink pig sits on the grass facing her, grimacing and gesturing with a hoof while she stares at it. The scene then shifts to Homer, still shirtless, standing before a brown tree trunk between two palm trees, holding a silver tray with a shiny red apple in the centre and sliced white and red pieces beside it, while he stares sideways and raises his free hand near his chest. > But he said it was forbidden. > Quite so, Mum. I recall one of the dinosaurs had a bite, and, well, > that was the last of... Eegad! > All right. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/253795.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/258383 ## 4:24–4:36 Homer, a bald, heavy yellow man, and a blue-haired woman with long straight hair sit naked on a grassy slope beneath a tree, with a pile of bitten red apples lying on the grass nearby. Homer grabs apples and takes bites while the woman sits with her arms wrapped around her knees, glancing sideways with an uneasy expression as he chews. A large hand then holds a half-eaten red apple above her in the foreground while she looks away, leaning in with a worried look. > Please stop eating that. God's going to be furious. > You're pretty uptight for a naked chick. > You know what would loosen you up? A little fruit. > Well, it is a sin to waste food. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/265056.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/270479 ## 4:36–4:40 Homer, bald and heavy, sits nude against a tree beside a nude woman with long blue hair in a grassy garden with palm fronds, bushes, a pink flower and a blue sky. He bites a red apple held at his chest, chewing with his mouth open and an irritated look, while she sits with her legs to one side and a small yellow object in her hand. He keeps gesturing and pointing, then she reaches over to take the apple, eats from it herself, and finally holds it up in her hand as he points at her. > And he keeps saying we need to do things together. > Hmm. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/277986.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/278820 ## 4:40–4:52 A yellow-skinned woman with long straight blue hair holds a red apple with a bite taken out of it, chewing and glancing sideways with a sly smile, then grimacing and speaking with her mouth open. The scene then widens to a lush, dark-skied garden with a pond, where a huge green-sleeved yellow hand points down at two tiny figures seated beneath an apple tree heavy with red fruit. > Mmm. > This could really spice up those pies I've been making. > What the dickens? > Eve, did you taste of the forbidden fruit? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/281740.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/286536 ## 4:52–5:01 Marge, with long blue hair and nude, sits on a grassy hill beside a nude Homer, who first lies on the grass and then sits up as both look up at a huge yellow fist with a green sleeve looming in the sky. The fist stays clenched above a stormy landscape of dark clouds and lightning, with palm trees, a green tree, bushes, and a winding blue river below, and a small animal visible near the trees. > Yes, God. > Doggone it, Eve, I think you'd better hightail it out of this garden. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/293627.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/296963 ## 5:01–5:07 Homer, bald and bare-chested, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive and a blue dress, stand together outdoors beside a large orange tree trunk and green hedges under a dark cloudy sky. Homer leans forward and looks at Marge, who gestures with one hand, and his expression shifts from a dazed stare to an open-mouthed reaction as he gapes. Marge then turns her head to the side, and Homer, now sheepish and uneasy, glances around while the two stay in the same grassy spot. > Adam, say something. > Um, um, I think we should see other people. > You heard me, famose. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/302385.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/304471 ## 5:07–5:17 Marge, a nude blue-haired figure with a tall blue beehive, is first seen cowering in a storm-dark sky while a giant green-sleeved pointing hand hovers above her, then the hand points at a tree near a golden gate reading EDEN. The gate swings open and Marge, covering herself with a leaf, walks through the gateway toward an apple tree, then steps back through the gate as it closes behind her. Homer, bald and bare-chested, stands beside a hedge in the foreground, turning to look at the gate and then raising a hand to his chin in worry as Marge stands near the gate on the path. Notable objects include the ornate golden gate with reversed EDEN lettering, a palm tree, and a stormy grey sky. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/308642.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/312395 ## 5:17–5:27 Homer, shirtless and bald, lies on his belly in a meadow of colorful flowers while several brown minks crawl over his back and head. He grimaces and sighs as the minks keep climbing and nuzzling him, and one mink sits on his back while another nibbles a pink lily beside him. A grinning pink pig then appears among the flowers at upper left, and Homer turns his head to glance at it. > Oh, usually a mink massage makes me feel better, but something's missing now. > I didn't say stop. > Lovely day in paradise, isn't it? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/318026.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/322405 ## 5:27–5:39 Homer, bald and heavy with no shirt, lies on his back in a field of colorful flowers beside a pink pig, with a small brown creature perched on his shoulder. The pig first sits upright grinning, then lies down among the flowers, and Homer stays half-lidded, with his mouth opening and closing. Later Homer raises a brown rib-shaped piece of food in one hand and bites into it while the pig lies in the foreground, and the brown creature moves around his back and head. > Yeah, just like yesterday. > Today I'm featuring mouth-watering pork ribs. > Tuck in, then. > Oh, I gave a rib to Eve, and now she's gone forever. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/329079.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/333875 ## 5:39–5:52 Homer, bald and yellow with a stubbled chin, first lies among a field of colorful flowers while a pink pig with a snout lounges and then stands beside him, and he later appears hugging a tall spotted giraffe against a blue sky. Marge, with her tall blue beehive hair and grey-patterned dress, kneels on dry ground beside a small pile of sticks, rubbing two stones together as a fire-starting effort, with the giraffe and Homer peeking over a green hedge behind her. The scene then cuts to Homer and the giraffe in close view, and finally shows Marge crouched on the grassy field from a distance while Homer, seen from behind, holds the giraffe. > One whole rib and still standing, or aren't you the plucky one, sir? > Come on. > Oh, poor Eve. > What are you doing out there in that horrible place? > I'm toiling. What does it look like? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/340966.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/345971 ## 5:52–6:05 Homer Simpson, bald and stubbled, hugs a spotted giraffe-costumed figure in the foreground against a plain blue backdrop, his eyes shut and mouth open as he speaks. Later, Homer grimaces, clutches the giraffe, and then raises a hand near his ear while looking alarmed, before brightening into a wide-eyed grin and holding the giraffe again. Meanwhile, in a grassy outdoor setting with palm trees and a distant fence, Marge's blue beehive hair is replaced here by a long blue hairdo on a woman in a ragged grey shirt with stitched patches, who appears in the foreground with a sad, sullen expression and slight head tilts, while Homer peeks out behind the giraffe at the back right, first hugging it and later looking worried and gesturing with his hand. > This is my fault. I should have stood up for you during that whole Applegate thing. > It's a little late for apologies now. > Don't say that. > Maybe I can sneak you back in. I mean, God can't be everywhere at once, right? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/353270.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/358692 ## 6:05–6:17 Homer, nude and sitting on a grassy hillside beside a tall hedge, raises his hand before the view shifts to an empty patch of ground with a hole and a mound of rocks and dirt. A blue-haired woman in a tattered grey garment kneels in an open field as a small brown rodent and a white unicorn with a golden spiral horn and blue mane climb out of a hole, and the unicorn slumps down. The unicorn later stands drooling blue liquid while the woman reaches out to touch its horn. > Somebody order a hole? Ooh, that's a tight squeeze. > Oh, thank you. > Are you okay? > I'll be fine. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/366199.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/371413 ## 6:17–6:30 Marge, with long blue hair and a tattered grey dress, kneels beside a hole in a grassy field, then gasps and gestures in alarm as a white unicorn with a blue mane and orange horn stands nearby and later topples onto its side. A brown tusked creature prowls across the field while Marge's yellow legs stick out of the hole. Homer, nude except for a green leaf, kneels and pulls Marge up out of the hole, and the two stand on the grassy hill under a blue sky, with trees and a hedge behind them, as Homer embraces her from behind and she clasps his waist. > Just give me a second to... > Come on, Eve, hurry! > Oh, my dear, sweet Eve. > I love you even more than the butterscotch pond or the porno bush. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/378920.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/383925 ## 6:30–6:40 Homer and Marge, Homer bald and heavy with Marge's tall blue beehive, first embrace in front of a green bush backdrop, with Homer's eyes shifting and grimacing as Marge's face stays turned away. The scene then moves to a stormy grey sky above palm trees, where a huge yellow pointing finger with a green cuff appears and the two look up in alarm, Marge with her hand near her mouth. Finally they kneel in a flowered grassy garden beside a dirt hole, Marge covering herself with her hair and Homer holding a green leaf, as the giant finger points down at them from above a hedge. > So, this is how you repay me, Adam. > And after I created my fingers to the bone for you, I... Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/391433.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/395186 ## 6:40–6:48 A giant disembodied cartoon hand with a green sleeve drifts through a stormy grey sky over a grassy field bordered by a tall green hedge and two palm trees. A white unicorn with an orange horn and a brown mane lies motionless on its side in the grass. The hand curls into a fist, opens its fingers, then glides toward the unicorn and descends, its index finger poking down onto the animal's body. > Ah, my unicorn! > Oh, what have they done to you, Gary? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/401234.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/404362 ## 6:48–7:01 Homer and Marge, both nude and drawn in yellow with Marge's tall blue beehive-length hair, stand and kneel in a green garden lawn bordered by a dense hedge under a grey sky, each covering their bodies with large green leaves. Marge kneels on the left with her hands clasped in prayer while Homer, on the right, stands with his hands raised and then pressed together in pleading, looking upward. A huge yellow hand or finger descends from the upper right corner, and Homer gestures outward with a raised palm and then a shrugging open hand. Red, white and orange flowers dot the grass, and a dark dirt patch lies near the left edge. > Oh, there, there. I'm sure he's gone to a better place, Lord. > Oh, shut up! > You are so banished! Hey, now, let's not do anything rash. > God is love, right? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/409784.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/414998 ## 7:01–7:02 A small yellow cartoon figure with arms and legs flung out is launched into a grey sky over rolling olive-green hills, with a large yellow hand in a green sleeve reaching in from the lower right corner. The figure rises from the hilltop near the hand, tumbles through the air past white clouds, and shrinks steadily as it sails farther away, ending as a tiny speck above the hills. > God, you have every right to flick me out too, but before you... Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/422297.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/421880 ## 7:02–7:12 Marge, nude with long blue hair and a green fig leaf, kneels on a grassy green field with her hands raised in alarm while a large nude yellow body enters at the right edge, and then a small blue-haired figure is seen flying through the grey sky above an olive plain. Homer, also nude with a tan leaf-like object on his head, is bent over a grey rock mound beside a dead tree and a puddle, wincing with wide eyes and an open mouth. Marge tumbles down from the top of the frame with her arms outstretched as Homer stays hunched over the rock. > Oh, my back! > So this must be that pain thing. > Oh! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/423548.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/427302 ## 7:12–7:22 Homer, the bald, heavyset man, and Marge, with her tall blue hair, are both nude in a barren yellow landscape with a bare dead tree and a grey rock mound. Marge is first draped over the rock while Homer lies beneath her, then she stands on top of it and they both hold green leaves over their bodies. They climb down and stand beside the rock, then Homer turns his back and the two walk away hand in hand across the dry plain, looking glum. > Oh yeah, definitely pain. > This sucks. > Things were so much better back in the garden. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/433350.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/437312 ## 7:22–7:32 Homer, a bald, heavy yellow man, and Marge, with her tall blue beehive, stand nude on a rocky ledge overlooking a lush green valley under a rainbow, with Homer looking worried and Marge gripping his shoulder. They are then shown nude and covered only by green fig leaves in a barren, dry landscape under a grey sky, Marge gesturing outward with one arm while both look anxious. The scene shifts to a blurred, hazy view of the two in the same desert, then cuts to Marge in a church pew with a green dress, pearl necklace and hymnal, looking glum, and finally to a preacher with dark slicked-back hair in a white robe reading from a large open book at a lectern beside a microphone and a chocolate rabbit figure, in front of a stained-glass window of red, orange and pink panes. > I'm sure God will let us return soon. I mean, how long can he hold a grudge? > Forever and ever. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/443151.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/447530 ## 7:32–7:42 Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive and green dress, sits in a church pew holding a blue hymnal and glances to the side. At the pulpit, a dark-haired man in a white robe with yellow trim and a blue tie reads from a large open book beside a small brown figurine and a microphone, then looks down and speaks as the stained-glass backdrop stays behind him. The scene fades to black, then shows the church exterior under a bright sun, and ends with a wide view of the congregation seated in pews facing the pulpit. > And ever and... > And that concludes Genesis, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/453995.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/457540 ## 7:42–7:53 A thin-faced, dark-haired man in a white robe with a yellow stole, pink shirt and blue tie stands at a lectern reading from an open book beside a microphone and a chocolate bunny, glancing up and speaking as stained glass glows behind him. Next, a young girl in a pink dress and a large white hat trimmed with pink flowers and a yellow ribbon sits in a pew beside a large man in a blue suit, looking bored, then slowly lets her head droop with her eyes closed. The scene then shifts to a sunlit desert pageant with palm trees and a white stone building, where costumed children climb a blue pyramid-shaped frame, sit on a ringed stone circle, and mill about the set. > the first of the 66 books of the Bible. > Moving on to Exodus. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/463171.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/467968 ## 7:53–8:04 Carl, a dark-skinned man with an afro wearing only a loincloth, stands in a sandy desert with palm trees beside a grey-haired man who gestures near a red ball and a brick obelisk wrapped in rope. Lisa climbs a blue scaffold pyramid while Bart, in a loincloth, rides a seesaw opposite a man in a blue headdress, and two purple-haired women, Patty and Selma, swing a long rope for a long-haired woman in a white tunic to jump in front of a building with a green cobra slide. The scene ends with a grey-haired man in a yellow tunic blowing a long horn against a blue sky. > And Abraham begat Isaac, and Isaac begat Jacob, > and who did he begat? > All right, let's go, you easy lights. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/474849.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/479229 ## 8:04–8:18 Bart, Lisa, Marge with her tall purple hair, Milhouse with blue hair, and Mr. Burns with grey hair at the sides and a hooked nose, all dressed as ancient Egyptian workers, first stand in a desert scene and then strain at ropes to haul a large pink stone block on a sledge toward a pyramid. Shirtless laborers climb ladders to chisel at the brick walls while a muscular red-bearded overseer in a blue headdress watches and points off to the side. The group then pulls the rope past a huge sphinx, with a small figure dangling from its head. > Back to sleeping. > Man, captivity blows. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/486111.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/491533 ## 8:18–8:28 Bart and Milhouse, in white tunics, strain alongside other enslaved workers as they haul a long rope past a tall brick wall with ladders, while a muscular red-bearded overseer in a blue headdress and plaid kilt, holding a whip, stands by. The workers then pull a large brick block across the sandy ground as a golden chariot drawn by white horses with red plumes rolls in, carrying a gold-headdressed Pharaoh who resembles Mr. Burns, with a thin charioteer beside him. The chariot pulls up against a blue sky, where the Pharaoh gazes ahead as the driver grips the reins and looks around nervously. > Talk to the whip. > On your knees, you muds. It's the Pharaoh. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/499249.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/503211 ## 8:28–8:39 Bart, Lisa, Milhouse (blue hair and glasses), Marge (tall blue beehive) and a red-haired boy kneel on sand beside ropes and wooden poles in a desert setting. Sideshow Bob, muscular with a red beard and blue headdress, stands before white horses and a chariot, while Mr. Burns, frail and stooped in a gold pharaoh costume with a hooked nose, gestures with an outstretched hand. Burns then walks along a stone ledge between brown cliffs under a blue sky, turns, and finally appears inside a golden sarcophagus labeled with white handwritten text reading 'King Butt' with an arrow pointing to his head, a small white item lying on the ground beside it. > Excellent progress, slave driver Willie. > Kudos on your whipping. He noticed. > Suffering sarcophagus, my tomb. > Who did this? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/509467.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/513847 ## 8:39–8:50 The Pharaoh, Mr. Burns, stands among a line of kneeling children in white tunics in a desert by a brick pyramid, including Bart, Lisa and Milhouse, with Patty and Selma's purple hair visible among them. As he gestures and speaks, a bush bursts into flames in the sand, and then a stream of fire shoots from the burning bush toward the kneeling group while a guard in a blue striped headdress watches from the right. The fire blazes over the bush as the children remain pressed against the pyramid wall beneath a clear blue sky. > Come on, confess. > Don't make me slay all the firstborn males again. > Bart did it. I saw him do it. > Take him away, boys. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/520520.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/525108 ## 8:50–9:03 Mr. Burns, dressed as a pharaoh in a striped headdress and smoking a cigar, watches over kneeling slaves at a brick-walled pyramid site, among them Bart and Lisa. Two guards in gold helmets grip Bart by the arms and lead him away through the sand. Sideshow Bob, with his huge spiky red mane under a blue headdress and a red tartan skirt, stands before the pharaoh in the desert while Milhouse and other slaves kneel behind, and the pharaoh puffs his cigar under a clear blue sky beside a lone bare tree. > No, the bush set me up. > As for the rest of you, it's time for a little discipline. > Slave driver, put away the encouragement whip, and break out the cruel whip. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/531990.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/536995 ## 9:03–9:16 A muscular, red-bearded taskmaster in a plaid kilt and blue headwrap opens a wooden chest in a desert and lifts out a multi-tailed whip, then snaps it high overhead while a row of kneeling, bound captives, including Lisa with her spiky hair, a tall purple-haired woman, a baby, and a boy in a blue cap, watch in alarm. Beside a brick wall, a muscular man with a blue-striped tunic, headdress and goatee stands arms crossed with gold-helmeted guards, grinning and smirking as he looks on. Wheeled brick blocks and palm trees sit in the background. > That's the new Omni-lash, boys. > Just look at that snapback. > Yeah, sweet. > We can't keep living like this. Moses, ask Pharaoh to let your people go. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/544294.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/549716 ## 9:16–9:23 Lisa Simpson and Milhouse, both in white robes with brown belts, stand in front of a brick wall on a sandy ground. Lisa, with her spiky yellow hair, clenches her fists and grimaces, then twists her hands together, tilts her head and talks, while Milhouse, with blue hair and red glasses, faces her with his hands on his hips and his eyebrows furrowed before smiling calmly. Their exchange shows Lisa speaking animatedly with her eyes wide, and then Milhouse looking sideways with a sly expression as Lisa looks away. > Oh, now they're my people. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/557223.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/559726 ## 9:23–9:35 Bart, the spiky-haired boy in a loincloth, first chisels at a giant sphinx-like statue while workers haul a stone block on a sled through a sandy trench toward a stepped pyramid beside a blue lake. The scene then moves to white tents where Bart sits beside wooden barrels as a heavy, moustached overseer in a blue striped headdress and kilt stands with his arms folded and points, next to a sign reading "TOILETS - EGYPTIANS ONLY". Finally, workers dig and carry sand near a large striped pavilion with red-and-gold columns, a palm tree, and a wheelbarrow of sand in the foreground. > Scrap harder, slave. > I want to be able to eat off that thing. > And make it snappy. > It's almost lunchtime. > Excuse me, uh, Pharaoh? I think Moses here has something to ask you. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/564314.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/569319 ## 9:35–9:47 Milhouse, with blue hair and red-rimmed glasses, stands in a striped robe holding a wooden staff, and Lisa, in a white tunic with spiky hair, stands beside him in a tent-like set with a hieroglyph-covered column, a model pyramid and sphinx, and a green box holding a black Anubis statue. Facing them is a shirtless Pharaoh in a blue-and-gold striped headdress with a cigar in his mouth, who first stands with his back turned, then turns and plants his hands on his hips while scowling. As he speaks, his expression tightens and turns to shock, with his eyes wide and his mouth open, while Milhouse and Lisa look on. > Go. > Let me people go. Let your people go? > I've never heard such insolence. You call yourselves slaves? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/576409.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/581623 ## 9:47–9:59 Milhouse, with blue hair and red glasses in a striped robe, and Lisa, in a white tunic with a red belt, tumble down the steps of a white tent-topped structure with red patterned columns, Milhouse gripping a long wooden pole. They land seated side by side on the sandy steps, with Milhouse talking and grinning while Lisa looks on. Later, in a temple hall with hieroglyphic pillars, a pharaoh-costumed man gestures with a raised finger while Mrs. Krabappel, with her tall brown hairdo, sits on a barrel holding a book. > Well, the ball's in his court now. > All right, read me banked what I have so far, Mrs. > Crabapatra. Bird, bird, giant eye, pyramid, bird. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/588922.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/593510 ## 9:59–10:11 A man in a blue-and-gold pharaoh headdress with a bare chest and white kilt, and a woman in a white toga with a brown updo, red earring and ankh necklace, sit or stand in an ancient Egyptian-style room with hieroglyph-carved pillars, a bird statue and a bust on a pedestal. The man holds up a wooden tablet showing three red birds, a triangle and an eye, and the woman, perched on an orange barrel, writes on a tablet with a stylus while he paces, gestures and turns toward her. Then green frogs begin falling from above, covering the floor, and the woman grimaces and shields herself as the man holds one up in his hand. > Mm-hmm, very good. > Uh, giant eye, dead fish, cat head, cat head, cat head. > Guy doing this. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/600391.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/605396 ## 10:11–10:23 Milhouse, in a red-and-white striped robe and red glasses, and Lisa, in a white tunic with a red belt, are on a white pyramid under a blue sky, while a pharaoh-costumed man in a blue and gold headdress holds a green frog on his arm nearby. Milhouse lifts a wooden bucket of green frogs, then turns and chats with a smile as Lisa looks on, and stacked wooden buckets and ropes sit beside them. > What the? > Keep that place coming, Moses. Frogs away! > We spent all our money, but it was worth it. > Now he's gotta let us go. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/612487.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/617283 ## 10:23–10:34 Mr. Burns, thin and stooped and wearing a gold pharaoh headdress and bare-chested costume with a cigar in his mouth, sits at a table in an Egyptian-themed tent, picking up green sprigs with tongs and eating them while the plates of green food with bones sit in front of him. He chews with eyes half-closed, then grins and turns his gaze sideways, before settling into a frown as Lisa, in a white tunic with a red belt, and Milhouse, with blue hair, glasses and a striped robe holding a staff, stand in the tent entrance with pyramids visible outside. Behind them is a green crate with a black Anubis-style dog statue, and a red hieroglyph-covered column stands beside a gold bird-headed statue. > Mmm. > These are the juiciest frogs I've ever eaten. > Ra has rewarded my cruelty to the slaves. > It's a plague, you moron. And we got lots more planned. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/624374.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/628753 ## 10:34–10:46 Lisa Simpson, in a white tunic with a red sash, and Moses-like Milhouse, with blue hair, glasses and a striped robe holding a tall wooden staff, stand on a stone plaza before a brick pyramid in a desert with curtains framing the sides. Lisa raises a hand and points while Milhouse watches. The view then shifts into a blue box-like frame where a bearded, pharaoh-like man in a blue headdress and striped robe appears with Milhouse and Lisa, who spread their arms. The pharaoh-like man steps through to the front of the opening, grinning and gesturing, then turns away as a pyramid block slides across the scene, and a fat, bald man in a striped robe and belt, who looks like Homer, is seen pushing a stone block beside the pyramid's entrance, and the scene closes with the pharaoh-like figure laughing as he leans into the opening and disappears behind the block. > And there's nothing you can do about it. > So long, kids. > Give my regards to the British Museum. > Ha-ha-ha! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/635009.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/640431 ## 10:46–10:58 Milhouse, with blue hair and red glasses, and Lisa, with her spiky yellow hair, both wear white Egyptian-style robes and sandals, and Milhouse holds a wooden staff. First they tumble and flail in a narrow blue tunnel, then they end up seated on the green floor of a tomb decorated with hieroglyphs, a golden sarcophagus, jars and a purple throne in the background. A painted Egyptian figure stands behind them, holding crooks. Milhouse talks while sitting with the staff upright beside him, and Lisa sits with a sulky expression, then jumps up with her arms raised, and finally stands with her arms out while Milhouse remains seated. > Do you think we could ever be more than just friends? > Not now, Moses. > We gotta find a way outta here! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/647939.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/652944 ## 10:58–11:10 Lisa and Milhouse, dressed in Egyptian-style costumes, walk through a hieroglyph-covered tomb chamber past a jackal-headed statue and a sphere on a pedestal. Milhouse, holding a staff, looks on as Lisa presses a painted panel showing a figure pierced by white spikes, with blood drops, and a large yellow hand with a brown cuff reaches toward the panel. Nearby stand a mummy case, a seated cat statue, and a green passage in the wall. > I know we built a secret passage in here somewhere. > I found it! > We're outta here! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/659826.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/664622 ## 11:10–11:19 A girl with spiky yellow hair in a white tunic and Milhouse, with blue hair and red-framed glasses, stand in a green hieroglyph-covered Egyptian-style chamber with a golden sarcophagus and a jackal-headed statue figure. As they talk, Milhouse gestures and then looks alarmed while a jackal-headed figure walks past and silver spikes jut out from the walls. The two are then squeezed between closing stone walls, grimacing, with the spikes around them. > Uh-oh. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/671504.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/674841 ## 11:19–11:26 Lisa Simpson, in a white dress with a red sash, and Milhouse, with blue hair, red glasses and a red-and-white striped robe, stand together behind a grid of jagged spikes inside a hieroglyph-covered Egyptian-style chamber. Lisa grips a wooden pole and Milhouse holds it too, both grinning, then Lisa gestures and talks while Milhouse smiles at her. They then let go and grab the bars, and the spike wall dissolves into a swirling tunnel where Milhouse and Lisa tumble and fall backward past spikes and carvings, Milhouse's blue hair visible as they drift down the tunnel. > Eh, slave labor, you get what you pay for. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/680471.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/683183 ## 11:26–11:37 Milhouse, with blue hair, red glasses, a striped robe and a staff, pops his head out of the top of a brick pyramid, then slides down its side with Lisa, who wears a white tunic and a belt, while a gray-haired crowd and a line of workers hauling large stone sledges pass across the desert under a yellow sun. Lisa and Milhouse climb down to the sand, where Milhouse stands on a stone block and raises his staff before a crowd of people in tunics, including Lisa and figures with violet hair, and a second pyramid stands nearby. No on-screen text is visible. > Our time has come! Follow me to freedom! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/687770.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/692150 ## 11:37–11:50 Marge, with her tall blue beehive and a striped robe, holds a tall wooden staff and leads a cheering, arm-waving crowd of robed townspeople in a sandy desert setting with a pyramid behind them. Bart, in a white loincloth, stands at a green chalkboard covered with knot and hieroglyph-like drawings and D+ grades, then stumbles backward and falls onto the floor beside a blue vase, spilling dirt. Homer, in a striped robe, stands on palace steps before a seated pharaoh (Mr. Burns) on a golden throne, with an attendant holding a purple feathered staff, and raises his fist as the scene ends. > Hey, Pharaoh, those half-pine slaves are exodus-ing as we speak. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/698823.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/704037 ## 11:50–12:03 A golden-skinned Pharaoh with a striped blue-and-gold headdress and cobra ornament, who is Mr. Burns, sits on a throne in a palace, first cigar in mouth and eyes half-closed, then stands pointing toward a tall pillar while a Pharaoh-robed figure, Mr. Burns's assistant Smithers, is not shown. In a columned hall lined with spear-carrying guards, a heavy man in blue-and-white striped robes, Chief Wiggum's counterpart and not a regular, looks up with wide eyes and speaks. Later, a crowd of small figures, including Lisa, Milhouse in red glasses and a striped robe, and Bart, in white tunics and sandals, stands on sand before a blue sea under a yellow sun. The group then runs across the desert as a chariot charge with golden chariots and dust clouds pursues them over a sand dune. > Well, I say good riddance to bad rubbish. > Okay, but who's gonna build your pyramids? > Well, we could... After them! > We'll never be able to swim that far. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/711753.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/717175 ## 12:03–12:14 A pharaoh in gold armour and a tall blue headdress drives a white horse-drawn chariot across the sand, holding the reins tight. The chariot then gives way to a crowd of robed people on a sandy shore beside a blue sea under a yellow sun, among them a shirtless Bart with a sash, Lisa in a white tunic, and Milhouse with blue hair and red glasses in a striped robe. Milhouse spreads his arms, gestures to the crowd, then kneels and raises a hand toward the sky while Lisa looks on with her mouth open and the others stare around him. > Oy, caramba! > Screw this! I'm converting! Save us, almighty Ra! > Hey, cut that out. I have an idea. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/724891.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/729270 ## 12:14–12:25 Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses, stands in a striped robe on a red rock holding a staff, and Lisa, in a white dress with a red sash, stands beside him with her arms raised under a stormy grey sky. Along a sandy beach, rows of white tents with blue-striped awnings hold people in loincloths who pull cords and raise their arms, and a sign reads "TOILETS - EGYPTIANS ONLY". The camera pans out, the sea parts into a wide blue channel with a dry path, and Milhouse raises his staff on the rock above the lined-up tents. > All right, Moses. > Lead your people. > Flush! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/735735.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/739906 ## 12:25–12:33 Milhouse, with his blue hair and red-framed glasses, stands in a striped robe and sandals on a rocky outcrop holding a wooden staff under a stormy grey sky. Before him, a blue sea parts between red rock walls, and the water drains away to leave scattered blue pools on the red ground, with a small grey object visible in the water. Milhouse then speaks excitedly, waves his free hand, and grins in a close-up, while the white cliffs stand at the upper right. > It's a miracle! > I performed a miracle! > I'm a genius! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/746162.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/749290 ## 12:33–12:46 Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses, stands atop a red rock holding a staff while Lisa, in a white robe with a red sash, points beside a row of white tents under a stormy sky. A group of robed people hurries past them along the sand, and Mr. Burns, frail and thin with a tall blue headdress and gold armour, rides a golden chariot pulled by white horses over the ridge, with Smithers beside him and a column of chariots following. As Burns points forward and speaks, the chariots run down the red slope and across a dry seabed dotted with blue puddles, with a small grey rock on the ground. > Yeah, yeah. Hurry, everyone. We don't have much time. > After the men, into the temporarily dry sea. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/754504.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/759926 ## 12:46–12:52 A yellow-skinned charioteer in a blue headband and striped white tunic grips the reins of a chariot at the front of a team, with a dark stormy sky and towering blue waves behind him. The chariots race across a red plain toward a rising blue wall of water, then ride into a billowing white cloud where gold chariots and dark-armored riders are scattered and tumbling through the air. The scene shifts to a blue sea where green-skinned Egyptian figures in tall blue headdresses are flung about, a pharaoh-like man with raised arms and a white horse thrashing amid a spray of bubbles, and a chariot overturns as the water churns. The sequence ends on a plain pale-grey cloud across the screen, with no on-screen text. > Ah, nuts. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/767642.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/769519 ## 12:52–13:00 Marge, with her tall blue beehive headdress, and Sideshow Bob, with his spiky red mane, are in blue water before tan desert dunes, with a horse's head and several gold-helmeted, Egyptian-costumed men bobbing around them. Marge's head rises from the water with her mouth open, Bob shouts from the left, and a group of helmeted men in the middle stacks up, one standing on another's shoulders while a man in a white loincloth grips them. Carl, a Black man in a gold helmet, points angrily at someone as the others look on from the water. > Chief, he splashed me. Look, nobody likes a crybaby, OK? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/773690.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/776609 ## 13:00–13:08 Bart, in a blue Egyptian headdress and striped robe, stands chest-deep in blue water beside two other gold-helmeted figures, one dark-skinned and one yellow, while a grey-violet-haired figure watches from the right. Along a sandy shore with tents, a donkey, and a red tent, a crowd of robed people in white and yellow runs and wades into the water, and a man with a staff near the front shore fights to keep his footing. Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses, raises a wooden staff on the shore as Lisa in a white tunic and other onlookers throw their arms up and cheer. Bart's face shifts from a wide-eyed expression to a grimace and a shout as the crowd erupts in excitement. > You just splash him back. > Well, Lisa, we're out of Egypt. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/781614.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/784534 ## 13:08–13:19 Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses, stands in a striped robe holding a tall wooden staff and grinning as he addresses a group of robed Israelites in a sandy desert under a blue sky. Lisa, holding stone tablets, stands in front of Bart in a loincloth, a woman with long red hair and a purple headband, and a man with curly hair in a loincloth at the right edge. The view then moves closer as Lisa, still holding the tablets and with her mouth open as if speaking, is flanked by the red-haired woman and a red-haired man at the left edge. > So, what's next for the Israelites? > Land of milk and honey? > Hmm, well, actually, it looks like we're in for 40 years of wandering the desert. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/789539.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/793918 ## 13:19–13:29 Milhouse, in a striped robe and holding a tall wooden staff, stands in a sandy desert beside Lisa, who holds a pair of stone tablets, and Bart, wearing only a loincloth, with a line of robed children behind them and a dark-skinned man with a grey curly afro on the right. Milhouse talks with a grimace, gestures with one hand, then grins and speaks with his mouth open. Lisa looks on and then smiles and points off to the left, while Milhouse sticks out his tongue and Bart glances up under a clear blue sky with white clouds. > 40 years? > But after that, it's clear sailing for the Jews, right? > Uh-huh, more or less. Hey, is that manna? > Yay! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/800591.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/804762 ## 13:29–13:41 Small robed figures, including a spiky-haired Lisa and Bart, trudge across a sandy desert past a loaded camel and carry bundles under a bright yellow sun, then the scene fades to black before showing a church exterior with a green-roofed peak, stained-glass windows, and trimmed hedges. Inside the church, Marge with her tall blue beehive and a bald Homer sit among the congregation in wooden pews beside a red-carpeted aisle, while a preacher stands at a podium in front of colorful stained-glass windows. > Hooray! > Woo-hoo! > Now we come to King Solomon, whose wisdom was like a drill. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/811019.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/815606 ## 13:41–13:46 Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie sit in a church pew in their formal clothes, with a cluster of other churchgoers behind them under colorful stained-glass windows. The first half of the moment shows them listening quietly while Homer stares ahead and Maggie is held by Marge. Then the view moves to a preacher in a white robe with a yellow stole and pink shirt and blue tie, standing at a lectern with an open book and a microphone while a small brown dog sits beside him. He speaks, pauses, and gives a tight-lipped grimace as he continues talking. > Boring into the rock of injustice. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/822488.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/823740 ## 13:46–13:56 Homer Simpson, in his blue suit and green tie, sits in a crowded pew before a stained-glass window, with Marge at the left edge and Bart at the bottom right corner. Behind Homer, a woman with long brown hair and hoop earrings and a dark-haired man look on, while a grey-haired man in glasses and a grey suit sits to the right. Homer scowls, grimaces, and then the scene blurs and cuts to a sunny courtyard with a pink stone temple with golden columns and a tall bronze door, a golden basin of water in the foreground, cypress trees, and a blue sky with white clouds, with no on-screen text. > Boring. > King Solomon, these men need you to settle a dispute. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/827285.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/831456 ## 13:56–14:08 Lisa and a dark-skinned boy in white robes walk down a red carpet between rows of spear-carrying guards, escorted by a heavy man in blue armor and cap, who then stands between them with his hands on their shoulders. The heavy man takes hold of a white cloth, and Homer, crowned and wearing a purple-trimmed robe, sits on a throne beside a flaming torch, pulling at his chin, then holds a pie on a plate and raises a knife beside a bearded guard in a helmet. Golden pillars, blue wall panels, and torches line the palace hall. > They each claim ownership of this pie. > The pie shall be cut in two. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/837920.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/842717 ## 14:08–14:20 Homer, wearing a gold crown and purple-trimmed robe, sits on a throne beside a torch and a guard in a helmet and armor, first holding two pies and then a pie and a tray of pastry. A guard with a stubbled face and a yellow-skinned man with long dark hair talk in a hall lined with spear-holding soldiers. Bart, in a blue Roman-style outfit and helmet, walks down a red carpet past the watching king and the rows of guards. > Then each man shall receive death. > I'll eat the pie. > Okay, next up, Jesus Christ versus checkered chariot. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/849807.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/854395 ## 14:20–14:31 Chief Wiggum, in a blue and gold ancient-style armored costume with a police-style cap, unrolls and reads a long scroll on a red-carpeted hall while armored guards with spears stand behind him. Homer, wearing a crown and purple robe, sits on a throne at the left, and a long-haired, bearded man with a red tie and neck brace in a blue suit, presumably Troy McClure, stands at a wooden lectern, opens a folder, and then holds it up to reveal a tan folder labeled "My Accident" on the lectern. Another man in a pink headscarf and red-and-gold hat stands near the right edge, watching as the proceedings continue. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/861069.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/865656 ## 14:31–14:40 Homer and Bart sit in a church pew in blue suits, with Marge and baby Maggie in her blue hat at the right, Principal Skinner and a dark-haired man with a goatee behind them, and a Black man in a suit at the left. Homer laughs loudly with his eyes shut while Bart squirms and grimaces against his arm, then Bart slumps and sighs while Homer gestures with his hand. The scene then blurs into a preacher in a white robe with a yellow collar, reading at a lectern with an open book and a small brown creature beside it, under red and orange stained-glass windows. > Dad, you're sitting on my arm. > And after David smote Goliath, > the people crowded into the temple where a cool breeze blew not, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/872121.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/875458 ## 14:40–14:48 Inside a church with colorful stained-glass windows, Bart sits in a blue suit in the front pew while Marge, with her tall blue beehive, holds baby Maggie in a blue hat and bow. Behind them, a woman with long auburn hair and a man with dark spiky hair and a man in a grey suit with grey hair and glasses sit in the pews. Marge's eyes slowly close and Bart puts on glasses, then reaches up and grabs Marge's beehive, tugging at it as he leans toward it. > and their hearts were filled with crankiness. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/881089.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/884008 ## 14:48–14:57 In the opening frames, Marge, with her tall blue beehive, slumps forward over a brown surface in the foreground while a woman with long brown hair in a pink top and a dark-haired man with glasses watch from behind her. The scene shifts to an ancient-looking rooftop with white and orange walls, potted plants, and a blue sky. Bart, with spiky hair and wearing a toga, reclines on a dark couch while a purple-haired attendant kneels on a red cushion, plucking a small harp, and another attendant in pink holds a plate of green grapes. Bart eats from the plate, then lies back looking drowsy and bored as the attendants keep their places. > And once again, tithing in. > I'm bored. Send in my jester. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/889013.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/892975 ## 14:57–15:08 Krusty the Clown, in a red tunic with a white collar, a blue bow tie and a jester-style hat with bells, stands before a low stone wall under a blue sky with clouds, holding a rolled scroll at his waist. He talks and gestures with an outstretched white-gloved hand while a curly-haired man in a headband and pale green tunic stands at his left, a bald, white-bearded old man in a long white robe is at lower left, a dark-skinned man in a lavender tunic and a man with a headband in a grey tunic stand at his right, and the group repeatedly shifts between Krusty's gesturing and his looking down at the scroll, which he eventually holds up and lowers again. > Hey, hey, King David. > How you doing? > Now, I'm not saying Jezebel's easy. But before she moved to Sodom, > it was known for its pottery. > What else you got? Wait a minute. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/898815.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/903403 ## 15:08–15:19 Bart Simpson reclines on a long brown couch at the top of a stone staircase in a toga-style outfit, flanked by two purple-haired attendants in pink, one holding a dish of grapes and the other a small harp. Krusty the Clown, in a jester hat and red-and-yellow robe, unrolls and reads a long scroll while a crowd of robed figures stands behind him, including a bearded, white-tufted old man (Grampa) who gestures and then grips a man's arm. Later, a man in white robes lies face down on the steps with a dagger in his back and blood on the stone, while Bart lifts a red-capped object and looks on from the couch. > I got something on the Canaanites. > They're so stupid. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/910076.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/914247 ## 15:19–15:29 Bart, wearing a white toga with a red cape and a laurel wreath, and Grampa, the wrinkled old man with white tufts, lying face-down in a white robe with a grey beard, are on a stone-paved rooftop under a blue sky beside a dark wooden bench. A sword with a brown hilt is stuck in Grampa's back, with a red bloodstain beneath it, and Bart rests a hand on Grampa's robe while holding his grey beard and lifting his head, which tilts back with his mouth open in a grimace as Bart's expression shifts from a sideways glance to a closed-eyed smirk. > Methuselah, my oldest friend, who did this to you? > It was Goliath. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/920920.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/924674 ## 15:29–15:39 Bart, wearing a red-caped toga with a laurel wreath, sits on the chest of Grampa, a wrinkled old man with a grey beard and white spiky hair, who lies on stone tiles and gasps while Bart gestures with a raised finger, as a crowd including a long-haired man in a headband, a bald old man in a white robe, and a Black man in a purple robe looks on. Next, a framed painting shows Bart crowned and holding stone tablets in rays of light atop a fallen Grampa on grass. Finally, Bart, eyes shut and mouth open, sits on the prone Grampa on stone steps beside a palm tree and a wooden table. > But Goliath is dead. I smote him myself. > I smoted him good. > No, it was his son, Goliath II. > No! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/930721.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/934892 ## 15:39–15:52 Bart, wearing a laurel wreath, a red cape and a white tunic, stands on a stone courtyard over Homer, who lies face down in a white toga and gold sandals, while Patty and Selma sit on cushions at the left and a crowd in ancient costumes watches from the right. Bart scowls, clenches his fist and grits his teeth against a blue sky and a palm tree, then the scene cuts to a black title card reading "David vs. Goliath" with Bart in a crown and red cape walking below it. The letters crack and collapse into a pile of grey stones, and the next card reads "D vs. G2½ Stone Cold" as Bart walks forward holding a slingshot. > Goliath II is gonna pay. > And this time, it's biblical. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/940940.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/946362 ## 15:52–15:57 Bart, in a golden crown and red cape, first walks across a rocky hillside below a walled ancient city while cracked stone lettering fills the top of the screen. As he moves along the slope toward the city, the caption "JERUSALEM 970 B.C." gradually appears on screen. He then walks along a sunlit courtyard lined with robed townspeople, a small brown dog trotting beside him toward a gate with a blue-trimmed arch. > I'll just give Goliath II the old rock to the head. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/953870.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/955329 ## 15:57–16:05 Bart, wearing a gold jeweled crown and a red cape over a white tunic, stands with his hands on his hips in a stone-walled courtyard, with Santa's Little Helper, the brown greyhound, at his side and a crowd of robed townsfolk behind him. Bart talks and gestures with one hand, then grins and raises an open palm, before the greyhound snarls and bares its teeth at him while Bart stands with his arms at his sides and looks sideways. > applause, applause, you gotta believe in yourself, stay in school, and we're out of here. > I don't know, Davey. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/958875.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/961377 ## 16:05–16:12 Bart, dressed as a king in a jeweled crown, red cape and white tunic with a belt and sandals, stands in a stone-walled courtyard while Santa's Little Helper, the brown greyhound, stands beside him and sniffs toward his face. The dog pulls back with its head lowered and ears flattened, then turns its wide-eyed gaze toward Bart as his mouth opens to speak. A crowd of robed onlookers, some with headbands and white caps, watches from behind a stone wall beside an open doorway. > Quiet, you. > Oh, you've gotten pretty fat, Davey. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/966382.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/968885 ## 16:12–16:22 A huge, muscular man with reddish-brown hair, wearing a fur-trimmed outfit, studded belt and wristbands, looms over a dusty town as his enormous bare-ankled feet, wrapped in black straps, stand among a crowd of robed townspeople. Bart, wearing a gold crown, red cape and white tunic, stands on the sandy ground beside a brown greyhound, then turns to look up and point angrily at the giant. Behind him, a row of bearded and robed townsfolk stares wide-eyed and openmouthed, while a stone wall and blue sky form the backdrop. > Let's get it on. > See you later, Davey. > You killed my best friend. > You killed my father, who was like a best friend. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/973681.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/977852 ## 16:22–16:33 Bart Simpson, wearing a jeweled crown and a white tunic with a red cape, stands on a sandy street in a walled ancient-style town with flat-roofed buildings under a blue sky, facing a towering, scowling giant with swept-back brown hair, leather wristbands and a ragged tunic. The giant points at Bart and then clenches his fist against his chest while a robed crowd, including a woman with tall orange-red hair and a bearded man with a grey beard, watches with open mouths. Bart backs off to the side of a tan wall, holding a black sling in his raised hand, then lowers it and glances nervously upward as the crowd stares. > Woo-hoo! > All I need is my trusty sling and one good hard... > Um, say, how's tomorrow for you? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/984108.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/988070 ## 16:33–16:44 Bart, wearing a gold crown and a white tunic with a red cape, and Nelson, a muscular brown-haired bully in a tattered vest and sandals, stand in a sunlit sandy arena lined with robed onlookers. Bart runs across the sand clutching a small sword, then ends up caught in Nelson's huge fist, which lifts him high above the crowd, while the crown falls to the ground. Nelson grips Bart near his face, holding a dagger against his shoulder, and speaks with a scowl under a bright blue sky. > What say you now, Goliath? Without your precious hair, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/994118.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/998915 ## 16:44–16:55 Bart Simpson, in a muscle-bulked Samson-style costume with a red cape, white tunic and black wristbands, scowls and talks against a bright blue sky with white clouds, then turns to point off to the side. A burly, shirtless man with a brown bowl-cut and a fur-trimmed brown vest, who is not one of the regulars, grips a large fist with a tiny Bart perched on it, glares and shouts, then grins with a smug expression. In the final moment he raises his other fist, from which several small figures dangle on strings across the sky. > you no longer possess your fantastic strength. > That's Samson, idiot. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1005796.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1010176 ## 16:55–17:05 Nelson, the brown-haired bully in a leather vest and studded wristbands, stands in a sandy, walled Roman-style square with a crowd of robed townsfolk. Early on, a small figure dangles from his raised fist, while Bart, in a white and gold tunic, is shown with arms spread on a rope-strapped track above rooftops. Nelson then holds up a tiny golden crown between his fingers, grins, and speaks while pointing outward from atop a crate to the crowd below, with a large golden crown displayed on a cushion in front of an archway. > Let my proclamation go out across the land! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1016641.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1020603 ## 17:05–17:16 Bart Simpson, dressed in a red-caped Roman-style costume, is first seen in a crowd of robed, cheering townsfolk, then leaps off a rocky cliff and lands face-first in a muddy pit between red sandstone walls. He struggles up, mud-covered and spitting, and sits in the mud as a shepherd in a blue robe, white headcloth and carrying a crook appears beside him, with a couple of black-faced white sheep arriving on the grass. The scene unfolds across red rock cliffs and pine trees under a blue sky. > Oh, > hope this doesn't get into the Bible. > King David, I love you because you kill people. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1026651.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1031239 ## 17:16–17:30 Bart, with spiky hair and wearing a red cape over a white tunic stained with brown patches, stands in a rocky desert landscape facing a bearded shepherd in a blue robe and white head covering who holds a tall wooden staff. Bart speaks and then holds up a dark leather sling in his hand, while the shepherd looks at him with wide eyes. As the sun sets behind hills under a pink sky, the two walk together with a flock of white sheep, and Bart stops and gazes after the shepherd as he leads the flock away. > Get yourself another hero, kid. > I'm all washed up. > Well, I guess it's up to Ralph to stop Goliath. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1038120.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1043751 ## 17:30–17:41 Bart, in a red cape, white tunic, belt, wristbands and sandals like a shepherd boy from ancient times, stands by a grey tombstone inscribed RALPH 975 B.C.-970 B.C., with a shepherd's crook leaning on it and a mound of fresh dirt in front. He scowls, clenches his fists, and adjusts a wristband while white sheep with grey-blue faces crowd around him, and the scene then cuts to a dirt path between two rows of sheep that glance around and begin to speak, with the stone's 970 B.C. inscription visible at the top. > Goliath 2 is really gonna pay. Get ready to meet the first action hero. > Wow. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1051884.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1056055 ## 17:41–17:53 Bart Simpson, in a tan tunic with gold trim, sandals and dark wristbands, stands beside a white woolly sheep with a black face on a grassy hillside dotted with rocks, cypress trees and a red cliff. He shouts at the sheep, then is shown bound with rope and lying on the grass while the sheep looks down at him. Later he kneels with a satchel at a boulder, gripping hands with the sheep across the rock, then pulls back and rubs his hands together as a tree and blue sky stand behind them. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1062520.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1067525 ## 17:53–18:03 Bart, with spiky hair and wearing a toga and sandals, swings a rope lasso at the base of a tall blue tower under a purple night sky with a yellow moon and pink clouds, while the on-screen caption "TOWER OF BABEL -- 9:35 PM" appears. He tosses the loop up toward the tower's ledge, where an unnamed man with dark curly hair, a grey cap, a vest and red boots is caught and then dangles from the rope, flailing his arms as he is pulled off the edge. > Alright, it's giant slaying time. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1074824.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1078369 ## 18:03–18:10 Bart Simpson, dressed in a gladiator-style tunic and belt, stands on a purple-skied rooftop with a blue wall and distant buildings. Above him a large figure's yellow hand dangles from the top edge, and a fallen, unconscious man with dark hair lies sprawled on the blue floor in front of him. Bart stoops to pick up a coiled rope, then holds a rope and a metal grappling hook, later swinging the hook on the rope while glancing around. He stands with his hands on his hips, then gestures and looks upward at the rope hanging beside the blue wall, his expression shifting to a startled, open-mouthed look. > Oops. > Oh, crap. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1084208.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1086711 ## 18:10–18:22 Bart Simpson, in a white pleated toga and studded belt, stands beside a dark-haired man in a tunic who lies bound in rope on a blue stone floor, with a hook and pulley lying nearby. Bart looks up, thinks, and then stands with his hands on his hips in front of a tall blue stone wall. The view tilts up to an arched window where a brown-haired man in a vest strums a stringed instrument beside a lit candle, first calmly and then singing with his mouth wide open. > How am I supposed to get up there? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1091299.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1096512 ## 18:22–18:34 Bart, the spiky-haired boy in a gold-belted grey tunic, appears with a white skeleton beside a tall blue tiled tower under a purple sky with pink clouds, and a large white whale is involved. Bart is first knocked flat on the blue tiled floor at the tower's base as the whale's jaw and ribs loom over him, then he scrambles away through a cloud of dust while the whale's teeth and fins crash down around him. He ends up standing among the whale's curved white ribs, arms flung out in alarm, with the skeleton sitting nearby and the whale's gaping mouth snapping at him. > Jonah! > Oh, you died the way you lived. Inside a whale. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1104020.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1109025 ## 18:34–18:47 Bart, the spiky-haired boy, wears a grey tunic with a gold belt and wristbands and stands beside a giant corn-cob battering ram rolling through dust in front of a blue wall with white curved arches, while a white skeleton peers from among them. He pauses to think, then grips the ram's corn-cob ends and climbs the blue brick wall of a tall, round tower under a purple night sky with stars, shrinking to a tiny figure as he rises past the arched windows and balconies. > Hmm. > I trampled four giant slayers today. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1115906.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1121120 ## 18:47–18:58 A heavy man with brown hair, a fur-trimmed leather vest and a studded belt grins beside a red curtain and stone arch, then reaches into a white canister of cigars and lights one at a golden genie-style lamp on a ledge, puffing as he smirks. The scene cuts to Bart, in a grey gladiator tunic and sandals and holding a gold belt, standing on a starlit balcony at night. The heavy man returns to the ledge, cigar in mouth, leaning on the stone and scowling at the lamp's flame. > I think I earned this. > Don't you know smoking stunts your growth? > Well, well, well, if it isn't the little prince. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1128210.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1132798 ## 18:58–19:10 Bart Simpson, in a white toga-like tunic with a gold belt and sandals and later wearing a gold crown, walks across a tiled hall with columns and a wooden table holding a gold urn and crown, while a heavy-set man with a brown bowl cut and a brown vest looms nearby. Bart stops by the table and then crumples onto the floor, grimacing and clutching his wrists, before the heavy man pinches up the tiny figure and holds it near his open mouth. Bart ends slumped against a grey wall beside a red curtain, rubbing the back of his neck. > I'm not afraid of you, Goliath. Before I was arrogant, > but now my heart is humble and my spirit is... > What do you know? A king fit for a meal. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1139680.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1144685 ## 19:10–19:18 Bart Simpson, in a white tunic, sandals and a dark wristband, clings to a giant silver fork and grips a golden lamp hanging from a chain under a stone-arched ceiling with a flame at its spout. He dangles and swings from the fork while a large, open-mouthed figure with brown hair and a vest shouts, then glares in close-up. A huge yellow fist with a studded wristband lifts the fork and lamp near red curtains and a gaping mouth, which swallows the lamp as Bart sways beneath it. > Hope I don't give you... Heartburn! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1151984.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1154487 ## 19:18–19:28 Bart Simpson, in a grey-and-white tunic with straps, tumbles through a swirling dark cloud above a town, then drops toward a crumbling blue tower under a starry night sky. He lands among scattered rocks, lies sprawled while flames and smoke rise behind him, then pushes himself up and leans on a broken ledge, his scratched face watching the fire. Flames burn along the ruined walls and dark smoke drifts across the background throughout. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1159283.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1163663 ## 19:28–19:37 Bart Simpson, wearing a golden crown and a grey tunic with a gold belt, kneels then rises on a cracked blue rocky ledge beside a fire and a crown on the ground, and walks along the edge with smoke rising behind him. He pauses to touch his crown, then looks down at a massed crowd of small figures in a walled city below, spreads his arms wide, and then stands with arms outstretched in front of a dark smoky sky, gesturing and speaking with his hand raised to his mouth. Fire, grey smoke, and the crown on the ground are visible throughout. > Great news, everyone! > Goliath is dead! > Although I haven't seen his body, the blast that failed to kill me surely killed a giant. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1169919.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1173047 ## 19:37–19:45 Bart, wearing a jeweled gold crown and a white tunic with a gold-buckled belt, stands on a blue ledge against grey smoke and a purple sky, gesturing with outstretched arms and looking around in surprise. A huge, muscular yellow giant with spiky brown hair and an angry scowl looms up behind him, clenching its fists and then throwing its arms wide while its mouth opens in a roar. Bart is dwarfed in front of the giant's chest as the swirling smoke billows around them. > Anywho, now that I'm your king again... Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1178052.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1181180 ## 19:45–19:56 Bart, wearing a gold crown and a grey tunic, stands on a blue ledge against a smoky purple sky, then a muscular shirtless brown-haired man in a wristband and brown skirt flexes and shouts beside him. The brown-haired man flies with arms outstretched past a tall blue stone tower, then sprawls face-down on a tiled floor ringed by togaed onlookers, chariot and soldiers, with a tombstone reading RALPH 975 B.C.-970 B.C. lying on his bloodied head. Afterward Bart looks worried in the smoke, then a robed man in a white headcloth holding a wooden wheel stands before him on the rocky ledge. > Ah! > Ralph, I thought you were dead. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1186185.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1190773 ## 19:56–20:07 King Bart, wearing a jeweled gold crown and a grey tunic with a gold belt, stands on a rocky hillside under a purple starry sky and talks with a figure in a blue robe and white headdress, apparently Ralph, who later hangs from a rope beside a blue stone wall. Behind them a crowd in white robes watches a fallen giant yellow body with brown hair and a stone embedded in its forehead, with blood running down, while a curly-haired man in a blue sash and another man in a grey hood look on. Bart spreads his arms wide, then stands with his eyes closed and mouth open while the crowd keeps watching, with a pink-and-purple city skyline in the background. > Nope. > Rejoice, good people. > Goliath the Terrible shall rule no more. > But Goliath was the greatest king we ever had. > What? > He built roads, hospitals, libraries. To us, Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1197655.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1201826 ## 20:07–20:17 A large hand with a yellow bracelet sweeps over a purple desert town with a donkey led by a blonde figure in an orange dress, a hospital, and a walled building with a sign reading LIBRARY. A curly-haired Black man in a white tunic and grey sash gestures and speaks to a crowd of robed onlookers. Bart, wearing a jeweled gold crown, is then seized at a blue wall by Chief Wiggum in a blue police uniform and a helmeted guard in a white tunic and gold armor. > he was Goliath the consensus builder. > You're under arrest for mega size. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1208290.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1212253 ## 20:17–20:30 Bart, wearing a gold jeweled crown, stands behind the barred gate of a cart marked POLICE while Chief Wiggum, a fat man in a blue helmet and gold armor, stands at the open gate beside a crowd of robed onlookers and a dark-skinned man in red armor. Bart grips the bars and looks worried, then the cart rolls away across a stone arena, passing spectators, to where a large, bloodied, brown-haired man lies sprawled on the paving. The scene then dims under a blue-tinted overlay, with the fallen man and crowd fading over a city with a river, walls, and buildings. > Where's your messiah now? Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1218509.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1223931 ## 20:30–20:39 Bart Simpson appears first in a dream, with a yellow-skinned man in a tunic and sandals lying bloodied on a stone plaza as a crowd of small figures gathers around him, under the on-screen title "A Bart Simpson Dream" over an ancient city with a river and a tall blue tower. The tower catches fire at the top and the flames grow while the view drifts past the city, then the scene dissolves into a blurred, overlapping transition. It ends in a stained-glass room where Marge, with her tall blue beehive, hugs Bart, who wears a blue suit and purple tie and stares wide-eyed ahead. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1231647.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1234984 ## 20:39–20:45 Homer, Bart, Lisa and Maggie sit in a church pew with Marge, who holds Maggie, in a bright church with red carpet and stained-glass windows. Homer, in his blue suit, first yawns with his mouth wide open, then slumps forward and sits with his hands over his face, while Lisa in a pink dress and white hat leans and slides along the bench. Bart sits quietly beside Homer as Marge looks on, and at the end Lisa has wandered off to the left with her hat and the church is empty except for the family seated on the far pew. > Everyone's gone. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1240406.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1242491 ## 20:45–20:57 Homer in a blue suit, Bart in a blue suit with a purple tie, Marge in a green dress with a tall blue beehive holding baby Maggie in a blue blanket, and a small girl in a pink dress and white hat with a yellow bow walk down a church aisle lined with pews and a red carpet, then stop at a pair of double doors. Homer gestures while Marge and Bart look on, and the doors swing open onto a street where houses and trees are burning under a red-orange sky. The family stares at the blaze, and smoke rises from the street as the fire spreads. > Oh, how embarrassing. > Ooh, we slept right through church. > Eh, not the end of the world. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1246454.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1251250 ## 20:57–21:09 Bart, Marge holding baby Maggie, Homer, and Lisa in a pink dress and flowered hat stand at a pink doorway with a purple door, looking alarmed in the first frames, then Bart and Marge with Maggie remain at the door while Marge speaks and Bart looks worried. Behind them, a row of four skeletal horsemen in dark robes and crowns, one wielding a flaming sword and another a flaming scythe-like blade, gallop across a fiery red sky above orange clouds. The horsemen ride past in a cartoon-style apocalyptic vision, with a streak of fire trailing from one rider's weapon. > Oh, no, it's the apocalypse. > But, are you wearing clean underwear? > Not anymore. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1258340.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1263137 ## 21:09–21:19 A little girl in a white flowered hat and pink dress stands beside bald Homer in a blue suit and green tie outside a brick wall, both reacting nervously as Homer grimaces and clenches his fists. Then Ned Flanders in a green suit, with moustache and glasses, kneels with a curly-haired woman in pink and two curly-haired children in blue suits, all with hands pressed in prayer on a grassy lawn beneath a fiery red-orange sky, with a building and fence behind them. Wisps of smoke rise around the group, and the scene turns to a tinted view of dark scorched patches in the grass and thin smoke twisting up from the ground. > It's the rapture, and I never knew true love. > I never used those pizza coupons. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1270227.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1274190 ## 21:19–21:33 Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie first appear rising together on a white cloud in a beam of light above a fiery red landscape, then stand on the front walk of a pink house under a red sky. Lisa, in a white hat and pink dress, floats up inside a glowing circle of light while the others watch, and Homer grabs her ankle and yanks her back down. She lands with her eyes squeezed shut and teeth clenched as Homer leans over her, with Marge and Maggie beside them. > Why aren't we ascending into heaven? > Oh, right. > The sins. > Where do you think you're going, missy? Dad! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1280446.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1286076 ## 21:33–21:39 Homer, in a blue suit and green tie, stands on a lawn in front of a pink house with Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie watching beside him. A patch of grass bursts into flames and spreads into a wide blaze while the family stares and Marge holds Maggie close. Homer then turns to the audience, gesturing with his hands and talking, as the family remains in the background. No on-screen text is visible. > Oh, I smell barbecue! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1294001.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1296295 ## 21:39–21:49 Homer, in his blue suit, stands on a burning red grill-like patch of lawn in front of the pink house, flames rising on both sides of him, while Marge in her green dress holding Maggie, with Bart in his blue suit and Lisa in her pink dress beside them, watches from the sidewalk. Over the course of the clip, Homer is engulfed in the fire and the family moves forward onto the grass toward him, with Marge and the children approaching the burning patch and then Marge stooping down into the flames, while Homer disappears from view and only the blazing grill remains, with a small red flame-like creature crawling along the dirt cliff edge at the left. > Hey, look! > There are the hot dogs! And the coleslaw has pineapple in it! Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1300466.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1304637 ## 21:49–21:59 No regular characters or one-off people appear in this moment. A cream-colored house with a purple front door, arched pink stained-glass windows and a green-roofed gable sits beside a lawn, while a red-brown patch of grass and a sidewalk burn with flames under a blazing red-orange sky. The fire spreads across the lawn and the scene then shifts to a close view of the gable against the fiery clouds, with the title card reading 'Executive Producer MIKE SCULLY' and then 'Executive Producers JAMES L. BROOKS MATT GROENING SAM SIMON' appearing in white letters over the red sky. > German potato salad! > I'm on the highway to hell On the > highway to hell Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1310893.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1314855 ## 21:59–22:10 No regular characters appear; this is the Simpsons opening credits sequence with no animated figures on screen. The moment opens on a red, cloud-like background with the words "Executive Producers JAMES L. BROOKS, MATT GROENING, SAM SIMON" in white capitals with black outlines, and a small green shape at the bottom edge. The background then cuts to plain black title cards in orange lettering that appear one after another: "Starring DAN CASTELLANETA," "JULIE KAVNER" (shown twice), "NANCY CARTWRIGHT," "YEARDLEY SMITH," "HANK AZARIA," "and HARRY SHEARER," "Special Guest Voice MARCIA WALLACE," and finally "Also Starring PAMELA HAYDEN, TRESS MACNEILLE, RUSSI TAYLOR, KARL WIEDERGOTT." > Highway to hell On the highway > to hell Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1321111.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1325074 ## 22:10–22:20 No Simpsons characters appear in this moment; it is a black title card sequence with no animated figures. Over a plain black background, orange stylized text appears in turn: first 'Also Starring' above Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Russi Taylor and Karl Wiedergott, which stays on screen for two consecutive moments, then it gives way to 'Animation Producer Michael Wolf', 'Animation Executive Producers Lolee Aries, David Pritchard and Phil Roman', 'Executive Story Editor Tim Long', 'Associate Producer Dominique Braud', 'Theme by Danny Elfman', 'Music by Alf Clausen', 'Casting by Bonita Pietila', and finally 'Editors Michael Bridge and Don Barrozo'. Each credit card is centered on the screen and replaces the previous one. > No stop signs, speed limit > Nobody's gonna slow me down Like a wheel Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1331330.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1335501 ## 22:20–22:30 No characters appear in this moment; the scene is a black screen filled with orange end credits that scroll and change. Credits shown include Post Production Supervisor Alexander Duke, Animation Production Coordinator Richard K. Chung, Dialogue Sound Editors Bobby Mackston, Terry Greene and Norm Macleod, Re-Recording Mixers R. Russell Smith and Bill Freesh, Overseas Animation Director Utit Choomuang, and Animation Produced by Film Roman, Inc. The credits move from sound and post-production roles to assistants, overseas animation, and storyboard artists, and a Dolby Surround logo appears along the way. > gonna spin me > Nobody's gonna mess me around Hey, > Sasha, pay my dues Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1341549.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1345719 ## 22:30–22:41 No Simpsons characters appear; the moment is a sequence of end-credit title cards on a plain black background. First a small orange line reads 'Storyboard Consultant' above 'MIKE B. ANDERSON', then several credit screens list crew names in orange lettering, including Background Design, Character Design, Character Layout Artists, Color Design, Animation Production and Animation Post Production roles, followed by a copyright card reading 'THE SIMPSONS EPISODE #AABF14 COPYRIGHT 1999 TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX FILM CORPORATION'. The sequence closes with 'Creative Consultant MATT GROENING' and 'Executive Creative Consultant JAMES L. BROOKS' cards, each appearing and replacing the last. > Paying in a rocking band Hey, > mama, I've got me Shh. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1351976.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1355938 ## 22:41–22:50 Silhouetted audience members sit in rows of theater seats in a blue-lit cinema, with a large blank screen ahead; the dark, round-headed figure in the foreground is not one of the regulars and cannot be named from this view. A beam of light sweeps across the screen, then the words "GRACIE FILMS" appear in white letters over the blue screen while the audience silhouettes remain in place. The image then changes to a golden "20th Century Fox Television" logo rising against a blue sky with searchlight beams, and the words "A News Corporation Company" appear beneath it, before the screen fades to black. Frame: https://ultrahouse3k.com/img/S10E18/1362194.jpg Page: https://ultrahouse3k.com/episode/s10e18-simpsons-bible-stories/1365948