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Homer sits in a chair across a desk from Principal Skinner and a blue wastebasket

The Simpsons, “Secrets of a Successful Marriage” (season 5, episode 22), 4:22–4:35

Homer sits in a chair across a desk from Principal Skinner and a blue wastebasket
Well, I can tell the difference between butter and I can't believe it's not butter.

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What happens

Homer, the bald, heavy man in a white shirt, sits in a chair across a desk from Principal Skinner, a grey-haired man in a blue suit and round glasses with hands clasped, in a green-walled office with bookshelves, a telephone, and a blue wastebasket. Homer then covers his face with both hands, lifts one hand to his chest with his mouth open and eyes wide, and finally leans on the desk looking off to the side. A water cooler, a red pencil cup, and framed certificates on the wall are visible throughout.

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What's said

  1. 4:22 Well, I can tell the difference between butter and I can't believe it's not butter.
  2. 4:25 No you can't, Mr. Simpson, no one can!
  3. 4:28 Oh, I failed again.
  4. 4:29 Everybody can teach a class but me?
  5. 4:32 I'm an idiot!
  6. 4:33 What am I gonna tell my wife and kids? Oh, you're married?

Before and after

  1. Homer Simpson stands beside a door in the first frames, hand on his chin, then jabs…

    Before · 4:17

  2. Principal Skinner and a blue jacket and brown tie, sits behind a desk in an orange chair…

    After · 4:39

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