Homer Simpson stands at a seminar room chalkboard reading "Secrets of a Successful Marijuana Homer Simpson Teacher!" while a seated audience watches

The Simpsons, “Secrets of a Successful Marriage” (season 5, episode 22), 9:12–9:22

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Homer Simpson, in a tan suit and green tie, stands at a seminar room chalkboard reading "Secrets of a Successful Marijuana Homer Simpson Teacher!" while a seated audience watches. As he talks and gestures, the view moves in close, with his bald head in the foreground beside a blue-haired woman with a bone stuck through her hair and Patty and Selma, in grey-violet hair, in the foreground. He keeps speaking and pointing toward her, and the bone remains in her hair as the scene settles.

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9:12 I was telling Marge that we could save some money if she only dyed her hair once a month.
9:17 Marge dyed her hair? Oh, yeah.
9:19 She's been as gray as a mule since she was 17.

Homer Simpson stands at a seminar room chalkboard reading "Secrets of a Successful Marijuana Homer Simpson Teacher!" while a seated audience watches

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