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Troy McClure grenades on his sleeveless green vest and dog tags, sits on the ground and talks with a helmeted soldier who sits beside him in front…

The Simpsons, “The Principal and the Pauper” (season 9, episode 2), 7:30–7:42

Troy McClure grenades on his sleeveless green vest and dog tags, sits on the ground and talks with a helmeted soldier…
Don't you have any dreams? My dreams all involve combing my hair.

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What happens

Troy McClure, a soldier with swept-back reddish hair, grenades on his sleeveless green vest and dog tags, sits on the ground and talks with a helmeted soldier who sits beside him in front of a rocky wall at dusk. Troy raises a hand to his forehead while the other soldier leans in, then the helmeted soldier gestures and talks, and the scene cuts to a closer view of him gesturing as purple smoke and lightning appear behind him in a jungle setting with palm trees, a pink-and-orange sky, and a crate marked ARMY. He ends by grinning with his arms folded.

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What's said

  1. 7:29 Don't you have any dreams? My dreams all involve combing my hair.
  2. 7:33 Oh, gosh, son.
  3. 7:34 Everybody's got dreams. I come from a town called Springfield,
  4. 7:38 and my dream is to go back and become principal of the elementary school.
  5. 7:42 Some people might call that a pretty corny dream, Sergeant.

Before and after

  1. A Vietnam-style war scene at dusk with palm trees and purple mountains; a green-uniformed…

    Before · 7:25
  2. A muscular, one-off man with swept-back brown hair, a green sleeveless vest, dog tags…

    After · 7:44