Ultrahouse 3000 Episodes

The Principal and the Pauper

The Simpsons, season 9, episode 2. First aired September 28, 1997. 139 moments of about ten seconds each: open one for its frame, what happens and what's said.

The whole episode as text

About the episode

During Principal Skinner's 20th anniversary celebration, a stranger claims to be the real Seymour Skinner, and the principal confesses he is Armin Tamzarian, an orphan who took his sergeant's identity after Vietnam. Armin returns to Capital City while the real Skinner takes over the school and moves in with Agnes. When the town misses Armin, the Simpsons bring him back and Springfield agrees to forget the whole affair.

Written by
Ken Keeler
Directed by
Steven Dean Moore
Guest stars
Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Krabappel
Production code
4F23

The synopsis is our own. Credits and guest stars from Wikipedia and the Simpsons wiki.

Every moment

  1. Homer and Bart are in a driveway beside a pink car in front of a yellow garage

    “The Simpsons”0:00–0:12
  2. Homer and then Marge, Lisa, Bart and Maggie sit on the brown couch of a pink living room in white astronaut…

    0:12–0:23
  3. The moment opens on black, then shows the exterior of Springfield Elementary School with its sign, double…

    “Mm-hmm.”0:23–0:36
  4. Principal Skinner stands in a school hallway beside a wall clock, first studying a pocket watch…

    “Oh, yeah.”0:36–0:48
  5. A man in a blue jacket, orange tie and purple shirt, with light brown hair, stands in a school hallway lined…

    “Mm-hmm.”0:48–0:58
  6. Principal Skinner first appears beside a purple door marked FACULTY LOUNGE while a man with swept-back hair…

    “Good Lord.”0:58–1:11
  7. A bald older man in a navy suit with a red tie and red pocket square stands beside a green door while a woman…

    “Oh, Superintendent Chalmers, can I offer you a cup of coffee-flavored beverage?”1:11–1:18
  8. A bald, older man with grey hair at the sides, wearing a navy suit, red tie and pink pocket square, stands…

    “But first, before Skinner shows up, I have a secret announcement.”1:18–1:25
  9. Principal Skinner stands with his arms crossed by a green door with a window, while a red-bearded man…

    “It's my 20th year, too? The teacher's lounge is for teachers, Willie.”1:25–1:33
  10. A teacher with shoulder-length brown hair, glasses and a white blouse with a red bow stands at the front…

    “And for the tribute,”1:33–1:45
  11. Lisa Simpson sits at a desk in a classroom beside green lockers while her teacher, Miss Hoover stands…

    “Thank you, Lisa.”1:45–1:57
  12. Miss Hoover stands at a chalkboard while a blond boy in a blue shirt in the front row raises his hand…

    “It's your funeral.”1:57–2:08
  13. Bart sits at a blue counter across from Marge, who has a tall blue beehive and wears a green dress and red…

    “These are in honor of his army days. That explains the flags.”2:08–2:16
  14. Bart, Marge, Homer and Santa's Little Helper stand around a blue kitchen table with a tray of brown mounds…

    “Let's bake him a cake. Ooh, a fresh batch of America balls.”2:16–2:23
  15. An older, balding man in a green cardigan and pink collared shirt sits at a wooden desk beside a grey desk…

    “Seymour, tell me what time it is.”2:23–2:34
  16. An elderly man in a green cardigan and pink shirt sits at a small table beside a lamp in a teal room covered…

    “No, cutting out your ugly nose gives me a hand cramp.”2:34–2:45
  17. An elderly man with grey hair at the sides, wearing a green cardigan over a pink collared shirt, sits…

    “Mother, why are you all dressed up? I'm sick of this house and I'm sick of you.”2:45–2:57
  18. Principal Skinner and an elderly white-haired woman in a pink dress and pearls sit in a tan station wagon…

    “Why are we stopping at my school, Mother?”2:57–3:11
  19. Principal Skinner stands in a crowd of applauding townspeople while an elderly woman in a pink coat, pearl…

    “Happy anniversary, son.”3:11–3:20
  20. Lisa Simpson stands at a microphone on a stage, and Ralph Wiggum stands beside her at a second microphone

    “So in 1966,”3:20–3:34
  21. Lisa Simpson stands on a stage beside a microphone on a stand, holding a small stack of cards and smiling…

    “Sergeant Skinner was a hero.”3:34–3:43
  22. Lisa Simpson in her red dress and Principal Skinner stand on a stage in front of a large portrait of a man…

    “And he survived to make it back to Springfield,”3:43–3:56
  23. Homer and Marge sit among an audience of seated, clapping people in a theater, with Homer in a blue suit…

    “They call him Skinner, Skinner,”3:56–4:07
  24. Carl sits at the wheel of a dark blue car at night, and the scene opens on a seated theater audience…

    “No one you see is stricter than he.”4:07–4:17
  25. Principal Skinner stands on a stage holding a microphone in front of a red curtain with a banner…

    “Pull over, driver. Now,”4:17–4:27
  26. Bart in his blue suit and Milhouse in a pink shirt and blue cap wheel a rolling cart across a red-curtained…

    “I hope you all brought forks and plates.”4:27–4:37
  27. Principal Skinner stands beside a table in front of a red curtain, where a cake…

    “Oh, what the... An enjoyment buzzer.”4:37–4:47
  28. Principal Skinner stands center stage holding a microphone in front of a red curtain while a bald man…

    “Oh, thank you.”4:47–5:00
  29. Principal Skinner gestures and talks in front of a red curtain with a cake…

    “Skinner. Skinner? I'm Skinner.”5:00–5:11
  30. A bald, older man in a dark blue suit and red tie points off to the left and scowls while speaking…

    “Will someone remove that crazy man, please?”5:11–5:19
  31. Principal Skinner first stands before red curtains lit by hanging bulbs, speaking, then sighing with his eyes…

    “It's true.”5:19–5:30
  32. Homer Simpson stares wide-eyed in a crowded hall decorated with red, white and blue bunting as a rank…

    “Keep looking shocked and move slowly towards the cake.”5:30–5:43
  33. In a living room with a window blind, a framed town picture, and a potted plant, Mr. Burns stands in a dark…

    “Now let's clear this up. Who exactly are you?”5:43–5:48
  34. A grey-haired older man in a dark green army sergeant's uniform with medals and sergeant's stripes…

    “Sergeant Seymour Skinner, U.S. Army.”5:48–5:58
  35. Homer stands at the left edge beside Marge in her green dress and tall blue beehive, with Bart at the bottom…

    “It's kind of a funny story, really.”5:58–6:10
  36. Homer stands beside Marge, who wears a green dress and a pearl necklace, in a room with a wall clock…

    “That's not a funny story.”6:10–6:21
  37. Principal Skinner stands in a school office with a bald, stooped older man in a navy suit, while a man…

    “And here I am. So what's your story, Seymour, if that is your real name?”6:21–6:34
  38. Principal Skinner sits in a red chair in his office before framed certificates with ribbons, first looking…

    “I'm an orphan from Capital City,”6:34–6:44
  39. A spiky-haired young man in a black leather jacket and jeans rides a motorcycle with an orange satchel strap…

    “Oh, yeah, the way I was headed,”6:44–6:58
  40. Troy McClure is held between two police officers in blue uniforms and caps

    “They gave me a choice.”6:58–7:10
  41. Silhouetted soldiers with rifles fire against a pale sky and palm trees as a red blast flares…

    7:10–7:20
  42. A Vietnam-style war scene at dusk with palm trees and purple mountains; a green-uniformed soldier…

    “Okay, who wants a piece of me?”7:20–7:30
  43. Troy McClure grenades on his sleeveless green vest and dog tags, sits on the ground and talks with a helmeted…

    “Don't you have any dreams? My dreams all involve combing my hair.”7:30–7:42
  44. A muscular, one-off man with swept-back brown hair, a green sleeveless vest, dog tags and grenades on a green…

    “Some people might call that a pretty corny dream, Sergeant.”7:42–7:46
  45. A stocky, grinning man in olive green army fatigues, a green helmet and a small x-shaped pin on his collar…

    “Well, there's nothing corny about fresh-faced youngsters skipping to school,”7:46–7:54
  46. A stocky, unnamed soldier in a green fatigue shirt, green helmet and a small X mark on his collar stands…

    “scraping knees and spelling bees and pies cooling softly on the windowsill.”7:54–8:01
  47. A sleeveless green-vested man with swept-back brown hair, grenades and a dog tag stands on a rocky cliff…

    “Sergeant Skinner took me under his wing and showed me that life was worth living.”8:01–8:12
  48. Two olive helicopters fly over a desert with palm trees and a red explosion at the right, then soldiers…

    “He made me believe I might have a future after all.”8:12–8:23
  49. Two Military Police officers in white helmets and dark blue uniforms stand on a stage-like platform before…

    “And when they told us he was missing, presumed dead, my future died once again.”8:23–8:34
  50. Bart Simpson stands between Marge in a green dress with a tall blue beehive and a man in a dark blue suit…

    “Come on, get to the part where you steal his identity.”8:34–8:41
  51. Marge Simpson and Bart stand indoors beside a uniformed sergeant in a dark green dress uniform and cap, a man…

    “Sergeant Skinner meant the world to me, and I...”8:41–8:51
  52. A uniformed army sergeant in a dark green dress uniform and cap stands at a lavender front door…

    “Hello, I'm, uh, I'm...”8:51–9:04
  53. A uniformed military man in a dark green dress jacket, black tie, and garrison cap with a crescent badge…

    “I don't know why I did what I did.”9:04–9:13
  54. A short, rounded-hair woman in a green sweater and orange skirt stands at a purple door, facing an uniformed…

    “Yes, Mother, it's me!”9:13–9:23
  55. A woman with a tall reddish-brown hairdo and a light green dress, and a man in a dark green military uniform…

    “As strange as it sounds, deep down I think she knew I wasn't her son,”9:23–9:32
  56. A tall-haired older woman with a brown hairdo, green cardigan and orange skirt stands at a purple front door…

    “You can have some lima beans as soon as you cleaned your room.”9:32–9:46
  57. A yellow-skinned man with a big curly brown hairdo and a green sweater stands in the foreground, gazing…

    “Don't judge her too harshly, Sergeant.”9:46–9:47
  58. Principal Skinner stands at a desk beside a stern older man in a dark green uniform with a sergeant's stripes…

    “She was a lonely old woman. If you must blame someone, blame me.”9:47–9:59
  59. Principal Skinner stands at his office desk facing an older grey-haired man in a dark green military dress…

    “Well, that's about it. So for the past 26 years,”9:59–10:10
  60. An elderly woman with a lavender beehive, pink dress, pearl necklace and white gloves sits on a wooden chair…

    “A dagger! A dagger through my heart! Oh, here, Mother, let me help you.”10:10–10:21
  61. Homer stands in an office beside a grey filing cabinet while an elderly woman with a tall blue-grey beehive…

    “Look, lady, you obviously have at least one son.”10:21–10:34
  62. A crowd in a room stands before a man in a light blue suit and pink tie, including a bald man in a dark blue…

    “Uh, well, I suppose I'll have to find a hotel.”10:34–10:45
  63. Bart walks down a hallway past a bulletin board and knocks on a door marked OFFICE beside a door…

    “Hey, Armin.”10:45–10:56
  64. Bart Simpson first leans on a desk with his arms crossed, looking nervous and glancing sideways…

    “Now, Bart, you know that's wrong. Well,”10:56–11:07
  65. Bart sits at a wooden desk in a study with bookshelves and a clock, cupping his hands near his mouth…

    “Hey, hey, hey. Easy there, you big imposter.”11:07–11:20
  66. A balding-free man with swept-back brown hair and a lavender shirt stands behind a store counter with a pen…

    “Well, now, there's no need for profanity.”11:20–11:31
  67. Marge stands before mirrors while a grey-haired man in a purple shirt stands beside a Squishee cup, blue…

    “Who's Ned Flanders? My next-door neighbor, religious guy.”11:31–11:36
  68. Marge Simpson stands at a store counter beside a pink milk carton, facing a thin man in a purple shirt…

    “Oh, you mean Reverend Lovejoy. No, I don't.”11:36–11:49
  69. Principal Skinner stands at a wooden podium with a microphone before a red curtain, beneath a banner…

    “It's time I stopped pretending.”11:49–12:00
  70. Principal Skinner speaks into a microphone at a wooden podium against a red curtain, his eyes shifting…

    “This sentence I'm speaking.”12:00–12:12
  71. Principal Skinner stands at a wooden podium with a microphone on a stage in front of a red curtain…

    “I wrongfully usurped Sergeant Skinner's position,”12:12–12:20
  72. Mr. Burns stands beside an unnamed older man with swept grey hair, a maroon sweater and a dark tie, both…

    “Well, now, I don't know.”12:20–12:27
  73. Two men stand side by side against a red striped curtain

    “And if a man pretending to be me could do it, well, then, logically,”12:27–12:34
  74. Mr. Burns walks onto a red-curtained stage toward a wooden podium, while Principal Skinner in his blue suit…

    “Good enough. Armand Tamzarian's reign of terror is over.”12:34–12:44
  75. Mr. Burns stands at a wooden podium in a blue suit and red tie, flanked by a grey-haired man in a maroon…

    “Ahem.”12:44–12:55
  76. A brown-haired man in a lavender shirt and jeans and an older grey-haired man in a maroon sweater stand…

    “Well, before I go, I've got some personal items for you.”12:55–13:08
  77. A heavyset older man with grey hair at the sides, wearing a red cardigan over a collared shirt and tie…

    “You've led quite a life, Tamzerian. It's your life.”13:08–13:22
  78. An elderly man with grey hair at the sides, wearing a red sweater over a collared shirt and dark tie, fiddles…

    “A winder every day.”13:22–13:26
  79. A heavy older man in a red sweater and tan pants stands at a purple front door with white siding…

    “I poached some fish for your trip, Mr.”13:26–13:34
  80. An elderly white-haired woman in a teal cardigan and purple beaded necklace stands in a doorway beside a man…

    “I will, Mother...”13:34–13:42
  81. Mrs. Krabappel appears with a one-off man in a lavender shirt holding a green plate and an orange suitcase…

    “Good evening, Edna.”13:42–13:56
  82. Mrs. Krabappel stands in a classroom beside an open door, with a Paris poster and a desk behind her

    “No, please. I don't care what you've done.”13:56–14:02
  83. An unnamed woman with a tall orange-brown hairdo and a green sweater faces a man with swept-back grey hair…

    “That's the kind of talk that makes me want to marry you.”14:02–14:14
  84. A grey-haired man in a purple shirt and jeans, not named in the scene, is seen first outside a dark…

    14:14–14:22
  85. A slim, unnamed man with swept-back light brown hair and a lavender shirt, who doesn't match any regular…

    “Well, it's time to pick up where I left off.”14:22–14:33
  86. Principal Skinner rides a motorcycle in from the left past the Stor-U-Stuff storage units under a purple…

    “Principal Skinner? Up yours, children.”14:33–14:39
  87. Bart and Milhouse watch from a roadside at night as an unnamed man in a dark jacket and jeans rides a small…

    “Principal Skinner? Up yours, children.”14:39–14:49
  88. Kent Brockman sits at a desk against a teal wall holding a sheet of paper and reading from it

    “The adaptable citizens of Springfield have opened their hearts to Principal Seymour”14:49–14:59
  89. Three men stand on a red-railed outdoor stage: a heavy man in a purple suit with a sash on the left, an older…

    “Thank you.”14:59–15:10
  90. A crowd gathers before a stage with three men in front of a white civic building decorated with red, white…

    “I admit Sergeant Skinner seems okay, but Mr.”15:10–15:14
  91. Bart and Lisa Simpson are in the living room, with Bart lying on his stomach on a purple rug in his orange…

    “I admit Sergeant Skinner seems okay, but Mr.”15:14–15:25
  92. Bart lies on his stomach on a striped pink-and-blue rug in the living room, chin resting on his hands, eyes…

    “Not if you called him Stench Blossoms. Or crapweeds.”15:25–15:34
  93. Mrs. Krabappel stands at the left of a classroom near the windows while Bart sits with the students…

    “Your new principal would like to say a few words.”15:34–15:42
  94. Two older men stand in front of a chalkboard under an alphabet banner: a grey-haired man in a red cardigan…

    “Thank you, Chalmers.”15:42–15:56
  95. Bart Simpson stands in a classroom between a curly-haired boy with a striped shirt on the left and a woman…

    “Hey, America, you're so fine. You're so fine, you blow my mind.”15:56–16:02
  96. An older grey-haired man in a red sweater with a black tie stands at left, beside a bald man with grey sides…

    “Well, that's very concise, but it's an insult to everything I suffered for.”16:02–16:11
  97. Mrs. Krabappel stands beside an older grey-haired man in a red sweater and black tie, while a bald man…

    “and listen to someone who gave their youth in service of their country.”16:11–16:20
  98. Frames 1 and 2 show a close-up of a thin-faced, grey-haired older man in a red sweater vest and dark tie…

    “Are you asking me out?”16:20–16:33
  99. Carl and a grey-haired man holding a paper and a 'NUDE

    “Oh, yes.”16:33–16:38
  100. A man with short brown hair and a dark jacket, wearing a sandwich board that reads NUDE

    “They're not even wearing a smile.”16:38–16:51
  101. An older woman with grey-violet curls, a purple dress, a blue jacket and beads stands beside a tall wooden…

    “Yowza, yowza. Oh, Seymour, it's 7.30. Where were you?”16:51–17:03
  102. An elderly woman with curly lavender-grey hair, a purple dress and blue jacket points off to the side…

    “Tonight is silhouette night. Sit there.”17:03–17:14
  103. An elderly woman with grey curly hair and a stern scowl is seen in close-up several times, then the scene…

    “Good morning, Agnes.”17:14–17:27
  104. Marge Simpson with her tall blue beehive stands beside her baby Maggie, who has a blue bow, at a supermarket…

    “How's your new son working out? That child is the most disobedient, smart-alecky,”17:27–17:40
  105. Marge Simpson stands at a supermarket checkout beside a shopping cart, with baby Maggie in a blue bow…

    “Oh, now be fair, Edna. I liked Armand Tamzarian too,”17:40–17:49
  106. At the checkout of the Kwik-E-Mart and a small child partly hidden in a shopping cart look…

    “Now there was a weenie you could be proud to call your son.”17:49–17:58
  107. Homer sits behind the wheel of a red-framed car gripping the steering wheel and looking anxiously ahead…

    “Okay, once more.”17:58–18:07
  108. Homer grips the steering wheel while Marge sits beside him in a car with an orange-red window frame

    “We're gonna talk Armin Tamzerian into coming back.”18:07–18:17
  109. Marge with her tall blue beehive, one of her twin sisters with grey-violet hair, Mrs. Krabappel with a tall…

    “Why are the kids here? Because we couldn't find Grandpa to sit for them.”18:17–18:26
  110. Homer Simpson sits behind the steering wheel of a car while a woman with a short brown hairdo and a green…

    “Fair enough.”18:26–18:27
  111. Marge Simpson stands at the left with her tall blue beehive and a flat, unimpressed expression, while Grampa…

    “Hello, beautiful.”18:27–18:34
  112. Marge Simpson stands in the foreground beside an older woman with grey-violet hair and purple beads…

    “Hello, beautiful.”18:34–18:42
  113. Outside the Ritz-Carlton Hotel for Transients, a brick building with a sign on its facade, a green dumpster…

    “My mind is made up. I'm not coming back.”18:42–18:52
  114. In a dingy bedroom with peeling wallpaper, a thin man with stubble, a sleeveless grey-beige tank top and blue…

    “Oh, Seymour. And I'm not Seymour. My name is Armin.”18:52–19:01
  115. Grampa, Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart and baby Maggie crowd into a bedroom doorway behind a stubbled man in a grey…

    “Can I see your copy of Swank, Armin? Yes, you can.”19:01–19:10
  116. A brown-haired man in a white tank top and blue jeans, with stubble, sits slumped on a green couch…

    “Seymour! I didn't bring you up to use language like that!”19:10–19:21
  117. A stubble-faced man with short greyish-brown hair and a white sleeveless undershirt stands in a dim grey room…

    “You're my real son.”19:21–19:31
  118. Homer, Marge with her tall blue beehive holding baby Maggie, Bart, Lisa and Grampa with white tufts of hair…

    “Yes, Mother. And the rest of you, too.”19:31–19:40
  119. Homer and Principal Skinner stand beside an orange station wagon outside the Springfield Elementary School…

    “Everybody, look! Look, Armin Tamzarian's back, and he's gonna take over the school again.”19:40–19:50
  120. A stout man in a purple suit with a white MAYOR sash stands on a sidewalk before a crowd of townspeople…

    “Now, hold on.”19:50–19:59
  121. Homer stands in a white shirt beside a man in a blue suit with a pink tie, while Marge with her tall blue…

    “I don't care.”19:59–20:08
  122. Principal Skinner stands in front of an Elementary School sign and glass doors, first pointing at his own…

    “You all seem to be forgetting that I am Seymour Skinner.”20:08–20:21
  123. Seen from behind, a grey-haired old man in a maroon sweater and brown trousers stands with his hands…

    “You're, uh... you're right, Sergeant.”20:21–20:23
  124. Principal Skinner stands in an outdoor crowd under a clear blue sky, with Mr. Burns beside him in a navy suit…

    “You're, uh... you're right, Sergeant.”20:23–20:36
  125. Mr. Burns sits bound with rope to a chair on a flatbed rail car at Springfield Station, while a crowd…

    “But I'm a hero!”20:36–20:43
  126. Mr. Burns sits bound with thick rope to a wooden chair in a room full of onlookers, while a red-uniformed…

    “I'm sorry, Seymour. It's nice you're alive,”20:43–20:56
  127. Homer Simpson and Principal Skinner stand together on a wooden railroad crossing beside a green lawn…

    “This is a lovely gesture,”20:56–21:05
  128. A heavyset man in a black robe with curly dark hair and a beard holds a red book and raises one hand…

    “Oh, no, we don't, Judge Snyder. By authority of the city of Springfield,”21:05–21:14
  129. A heavyset man with curly black hair, a dark beard, and a black robe, holding a red book, stands…

    “And I further decree that everything will be just like it was before all this happened,”21:14–21:26
  130. Marge stands in a crowd of townspeople in front of a yellow building with windows and a sidewalk…

    “Here, son, this is yours again.”21:26–21:29
  131. Principal Skinner stands on a wooden railway platform beside an elderly white-haired woman in a purple dress…

    “Here, son, this is yours again.”21:29–21:38
  132. Principal Skinner stands before a crowd outside on a grassy lawn in front of a low wooden fence, with Bart…

    “I've never been happier or prouder to be Seymour Skinner But these last few days”21:38–21:47
  133. Principal Skinner stands outdoors by a traffic light and fence, first speaking and then fidgeting nervously…

    “maybe I've been a little too uptight in the past Well, from now on,”21:47–21:53
  134. No Simpsons characters appear in this moment; it is a black title card sequence with no people or drawn…

    21:53–22:03
  135. No animated characters appear; the moment is a black screen where gold credit text in a playful font appears…

    “Thank you.”22:03–22:12
  136. No Simpsons characters appear in this moment; it is a black credits sequence over ten frames in which golden…

    22:12–22:21
  137. A black closing credits sequence with gold text on a black background

    22:21–22:30
  138. Which is a black end-credit sequence with gold lettering

    “Shh.”22:30–22:39
  139. A row of dark silhouetted audience members sits in a theater facing a blank screen, with one figure in front…

    “Shh.”22:39–22:50

Who's in it

Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Marge Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Moe Szyslak, Milhouse Van Houten, Grampa Simpson, Principal Skinner, Ned Flanders, Barney Gumble, Chief Wiggum, Krusty the Clown, Lenny Leonard, Carl Carlson, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Mrs. Krabappel, Dr. Hibbert, Nelson Muntz, Kent Brockman, Otto Mann, Jasper Beardsley, Martin Prince, Ralph Wiggum, Reverend Lovejoy, Groundskeeper Willie, Santa's Little Helper, Lewis Clark, Wendell Borton, Jimbo Jones, Miss Hoover, Todd Flanders, Maude Flanders, Rod Flanders, Sherri Mackleberry, Terri Mackleberry, Mayor Quimby, Sideshow Mel, Kirk Van Houten, Nina Skalka, Janey Powell, Larry Dalrymple, Hans Moleman, Luann Van Houten, Helen Lovejoy, Sam, Adrian Belew, Professor Frink, Bernice Hibbert, Agnes Skinner, Becky Shorter, Sophie Jensen, Girl with glasses, Long-haired girl, Ruth Powers, Jaffee Ziswhisky, Buck-toothed boy, Gareth Prince, Dewey Largo, Superintendent Chalmers, Lionel Hutz, Buck-toothed girl, Sarah Wiggum, Gloria Prince, Boy with shades, Sanjay Nahasapeemapetilon, Alice Glick, Chuck Berger, Black Weasel, Charlie, Wanda, Just Stamp the Ticket Man, Allison Taylor, Ms. Albright, Violet Bazaar, Kyle Williams, Roy Snyder, Pyro, Mr. Hippie, African-American Teacher, Dr. Hibbert's Second Son, Julius Hibbert's Second Daughter, Girl playing soccer, Jerri Mackleberry, Ham, Pahusacheta Nahasapeemapetilon, E-mail, Report Card, Cosine Tangent, Lisa's Classmate 2, Seymour Skinner, Old Woman

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