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Homer sits at the right of a purple bar table with an eye-patched, white-haired man in a tan jacket with striped sleeves, while two elderly men…

The Simpsons, “Simpson Tide” (season 9, episode 19), 8:36–8:49

Homer sits at the right of a purple bar table with an eye-patched, white-haired man in a tan jacket with striped sleeves…

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What happens

Homer, the bald man in a blue jacket, sits at the right of a purple bar table with an eye-patched, white-haired man in a tan jacket with striped sleeves, while two elderly men in military-style caps sit at the left, one in an olive coat and the other in a pale beige coat with glasses. Beer steins sit on the table beside bowls of peanuts and small red pieces, and the old man in beige gestures and speaks with his hand on his chest while the eye-patched man talks, grimaces, and gestures with his hand. Over the moment the beige-coated man waves his hand, clutches his chest, and lets out a bout of speech, while the eye-patched man keeps his eye on him and Homer watches.

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What's said

  1. 8:36 I lost this eye in Haiti.
  2. 8:38 I was drinking a Mai Tai and I forgot to take the little parasol out.
  3. 8:41 That's not a war story.
  4. 8:43 I'll tell you a war story. I was on PT-109 with John F.
  5. 8:48 Kennedy.
  6. 8:49 I was the first to discover his terrible secret.

Before and after

  1. Homer stands beside the bed holding a cane, raises a gloved fist, then tumbles backward…

    Before · 8:31
  2. An elderly man with round wire-rimmed glasses and an olive cap with a blue band is shown…

    After · 8:54