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Homer sits at a wooden table across from a mustached man in a military-style cap and tunic, who gestures with an open hand as he talks

The Simpsons, “Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble” (season 10, episode 8), 17:22–17:34

Homer sits at a wooden table across from a mustached man in a military-style cap and tunic, who gestures with an open hand…
As you can see, we're a contemptible lot of cads, bounders, and tiger-stabbers.

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What happens

Homer, in a blue jacket over a white sweater, sits at a wooden table across from a mustached man in a military-style cap and tunic, who gestures with an open hand as he talks. The scene widens to a smoky card table where a suited man holds a cigarette, a bald man in a white coat sits beside a red-haired woman with a martini, and a beret-wearing man in a red-and-white striped shirt stands, then sits down to play an accordion. Bottles sit on a green cabinet and ashtrays rest on the table.

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What's said

  1. 17:22 As you can see, we're a contemptible lot of cads, bounders, and tiger-stabbers.
  2. 17:27 Come, stranger.
  3. 17:29 Join our circle of infamy. Tell us your story of ennui.

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    After · 17:40

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