Ultrahouse 3000 Episodes

Milhouse sits at a desk in the school psychologist's office, first beneath a door sign reading "Dr. J. Loren Pryor, School Psychologist"

The Simpsons, “Separate Vocations” (season 3, episode 18), 2:54–3:01

Milhouse sits at a desk in the school psychologist's office, first beneath a door sign…
Here's your scientifically selected career.

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What happens

Milhouse, with blue hair and glasses in a brown jacket and green sweater, sits at a desk in the school psychologist's office, first beneath a door sign reading "Dr. J. Loren Pryor, School Psychologist." A girl with curly brown hair in a pink top holds a sheet of paper and looks up at him, and he smiles with his hands folded and a pencil on the desk. The scene then cuts to a boy with spiky blond hair in a white shirt reading a paper in front of him, and Milhouse smiles again at the desk, with framed certificates, a bookshelf, and a pencil cup nearby.

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What's said

  1. 2:53 Here's your scientifically selected career.
  2. 2:56 Architect.
  3. 2:58 A foreign salesman.

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  2. Ralph Wiggum grimaces and stares intently at a sheet of paper he holds at a blue counter…

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