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A uniformed drill sergeant in a black campaign hat stands with his hands on his hips against a blue sky, shouting, then turns to glance sideways…

The Simpsons, “Simpson Tide” (season 9, episode 19), 5:31–5:44

A uniformed drill sergeant in a black campaign hat stands with his hands on his hips against a blue sky, shouting…
All right, you thumb-sucking worms. Let's get one thing straight.

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What happens

A uniformed drill sergeant in a black campaign hat stands with his hands on his hips against a blue sky, shouting, then turns to glance sideways with a smirk. A young man with brown hair in a light green shirt and purple pants, carrying a small suitcase, stands on a sunny street beside a trailer while a large yellow hand reaches in from the right. Inside a barbershop with a fluorescent light and a mirror, a barber in a blue shirt and white apron clips the hair of a heavy man in a grey sweater, and a second barber works on a bald man beside him. Homer, in a white outfit with a black belt, is seated in the barber chair and held down by two military police in tan helmets marked MP, one wearing an MP armband, as he shouts and struggles, then is pinned with his mouth open and his head bowed.

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What's said

  1. 5:30 All right, you thumb-sucking worms. Let's get one thing straight.
  2. 5:34 Your mamas ain't here to help you.
  3. 5:36 Miners?
  4. 5:40 No way, man. My hair is who I am.

Before and after

  1. Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa stand on a sidewalk as Homer hoists himself up onto the steps…

    Before · 5:25
  2. Homer stands with other bald men in white uniforms, some holding brown hairpieces…

    After · 5:50