Ultrahouse 3000 Episodes

Lisa Gets an A

The Simpsons, season 10, episode 7. First aired November 22, 1998. 143 moments of about ten seconds each: open one for its frame, what happens and what's said.

The whole episode as text

About the episode

Stuck home sick, Lisa gets hooked on Bart's Dash Dingo video game, then buys answers from Nelson for a Wind in the Willows test she never studied for. Her A+++ lifts the school's average enough to win a grant, and Principal Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers press her to keep quiet. Homer, meanwhile, fattens up a supermarket lobster to eat but instead keeps him as a pet named Pinchy.

Written by
Ian Maxtone-Graham
Directed by
Bob Anderson
Guest stars
Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Krabappel
Chalkboard gag
I will not scream for ice cream
Couch gag
Inverted Hair
Production code
AABF03

The synopsis is our own. Credits and guest stars from Wikipedia and the Simpsons wiki.

Every moment

  1. No regular characters appear in this opening sequence

    0:00–0:10
  2. Bart writes "I will not scream for ice cream" over and over on a classroom chalkboard, seen through a purple…

    0:10–0:20
  3. Bart Simpson in an orange shirt skateboards out of the doors of Springfield Elementary School, then rides…

    0:20–0:32
  4. Marge stands at the left behind a metal railing, while Maggie with her pacifier and blue bow peeks up…

    “Oh,”0:32–0:44
  5. Homer Simpson drives a pink car at night, first calm, then scowling and rubbing his eye as sparks flash…

    0:44–0:55
  6. Maggie sits in a car seat gripping a steering wheel while Marge drives the pink car toward a yellow house…

    “my God.”0:55–1:07
  7. Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie Simpson sit side by side on the brown couch in their pink living room…

    1:07–1:19
  8. A dark-haired man in a white robe and tie, not a recognizable regular, stands at a wooden pulpit flanked…

    “And may we burn in painful and foul-smelling fire”1:19–1:32
  9. Moe sits in a church pew beside Carl and Lenny, who has spiky black hair, with a man in a green sweater…

    “Um... Men, the Night Minister, will be giving a guest sermon next Sunday.”1:32–1:43
  10. Bart sits in the back seat of a pink car at first looking glum and then anxious, fidgeting with his tie…

    “Um... Don't make me come up there.”1:43–1:53
  11. Homer Simpson drives a pink car with Marge Simpson, with her blue beehive, sitting in the back left…

    “Mom, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wapers and booze?”1:53–2:06
  12. Homer in a blue suit, with Marge, Lisa and Maggie, arrives at Eatie Gourmet's, where a pink car drives…

    “Idiot!”2:06–2:13
  13. Homer in his blue suit, Marge with her tall blue beehive, and their kids Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie stand…

    “I feel guilty coming here every Sunday and never actually buying anything.”2:13–2:22
  14. Homer stands in a store aisle lined with red cans beside Marge, who holds baby Maggie with a blue bow…

    “If it has a toothpick in it, it's free.”2:22–2:30
  15. Lisa Simpson stands in a health food store aisle lined with soy products, tofu, Fiber Bites and Bran Munch…

    “Ah, this is my kind of aisle.”2:30–2:42
  16. In a supermarket cereal aisle, a blond woman in a green cap, black jacket and blue jeans pushes a shopping…

    “Gavin, honey, help Mommy pick a cereal.”2:42–2:55
  17. A spiky-haired boy with a fake brown moustache, a blue jacket and a purple tie stands at the counter…

    “I want to live with one of my dads! Mmm.”2:55–3:05
  18. Homer and Lisa are in a grocery aisle beside glass freezers stocked with Ken & Harry's Milli Vanilla tubs

    “Jerry Garcia?”3:05–3:16
  19. Lisa and Homer are at the Kwik-E-Mart freezer case stacked with Kenny's Vanilla and other pint cartons

    “Candy Warhol?”3:16–3:26
  20. Homer reaches into a frosted freezer case of colorful boxed treats in a grocery store while Marge stands…

    “Hurry up, my hands are getting cold. Ah-choo!”3:26–3:33
  21. Homer, Marge, Lisa and baby Maggie stand together in the Kwik-E-Mart, with Homer holding a green tub…

    “Eugh, Sherbert Hoover.”3:33–3:42
  22. Homer Simpson leans over a seafood tank of live red lobsters in a blue sweater, prodding one with a thin…

    “Ahem.”3:42–3:49
  23. Homer stands at a fish counter and gestures with his hands while talking to a man in a green cap, white shirt…

    “Eight dollars a pound times eight, oh, five pounds is, um, let's see.”3:49–3:57
  24. Homer Simpson starts at a grocery counter holding a red lobster, then the scene moves to the Simpson living…

    “Unless...”3:57–4:10
  25. Homer stands behind a purple table holding a fish tank, while Bart in a blue sweater and Lisa in a white…

    “Lobsters need salt water.”4:10–4:14
  26. Homer holds up a blue canister labeled SALT above a fish tank in a pink room, grinning in the first frame

    “Grab the fish. And I'm still fine-tuning.”4:14–4:27
  27. Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa stand in the pink living room beside a fish tank on a purple table, with Homer…

    “You don't sound so good. We'd better get you some cold medicine.”4:27–4:37
  28. Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson stand at the kitchen stove, where Homer flips eggs and bacon in a frying pan…

    “Oh, homie. You made breakfast.”4:37–4:48
  29. Lisa Simpson stands in a bright pink-walled room with a potted plant and a hanging basket, dabbing her face…

    “How are you feeling, sweetie?”4:48–4:59
  30. Lisa and Marge are in a pink bedroom beside a purple lamp and a green push-button telephone on a purple side…

    “I'm afraid I can't allow that. Lisa!”4:59–5:09
  31. No characters appear in this scene, which shows the exterior of the Simpson house on a sunny day…

    “The ocean abounds with fearsome creatures,”5:09–5:11
  32. No Simpsons regulars appear; this cartoon scene shows a large grey shark swimming over a blue seabed dotted…

    “The ocean abounds with fearsome creatures,”5:11–5:19
  33. Lisa and Marge are in Lisa's pink bedroom, where Lisa lies under a blue blanket and Marge stands…

    “The struggle is soon over.”5:19–5:28
  34. Lisa lies in bed beside a nightstand with a lamp and alarm clock as Marge stands by her, then sets a grey…

    “Why don't you play with one of Bart's video games instead?”5:28–5:38
  35. Lisa Simpson sits in bed in a green shirt with a white collar, holding a grey remote and watching…

    “Foolish Dingo,”5:38–5:50
  36. Lisa Simpson appears in a green shirt and white collar, lying in bed and holding a dark handheld game device…

    “I am so scared.”5:50–6:03
  37. Lisa Simpson sits up in her bed in her pink bedroom, holding a game controller plugged into a grey console…

    “Oh, great. So I'm dead now. Fine. I'm sick of this stupid game anyway.”6:03–6:16
  38. A small orange cartoon character in a hat and green shorts climbs a stepped green stone pyramid under a blue…

    “Hope I don't run into that weird little troll.”6:16–6:24
  39. A small blond boy in a light blue shirt, with a flat, bowl-cut hairline and a blue backdrop behind his head…

    “The Wind in the Willows? It's about a toad and a badger and a mole.”6:24–6:31
  40. Lisa sits on a green couch holding a stack of books while a chubby, wispy-haired boy in a blue shirt and red…

    “Is this my house? No, you live in a different house.”6:31–6:41
  41. Lisa sits in her pink bedroom reading a book aloud, and the scene then cuts to the brown-brick house…

    “We'll see about that, mate.”6:41–6:50
  42. Homer stands in a blue-tiled bathroom beside a red door and a green toilet, clutching a large red lobster…

    “According to my driver's license, I weigh 140 pounds.”6:50–7:00
  43. Lisa sits on a blue bed in her pink bedroom, holding a grey video game controller plugged into a television…

    “160 pounds! Oh, you're doing great! No, no.”7:00–7:09
  44. Marge Simpson and Lisa Simpson are in Lisa's bedroom, where Lisa lies under a blue blanket with a light green…

    “Ready to go back to school?”7:09–7:17
  45. Bart stands arms crossed in a pink hallway beside a blue suitcase while Marge leans in toward him, reaches…

    “Wow, you didn't even feel her forehead.”7:17–7:27
  46. Marge Simpson stands beside a bed in a bedroom and watches a small television on a metal cart while Lisa…

    “Oh, I really need one more day, Mom. Mom, I think the germs are regrouping.”7:27–7:37
  47. Lisa climbs out of a red station wagon parked outside Springfield Elementary School and walks…

    “But I might infect the other kids.”7:37–7:49
  48. Lisa Simpson sits at a classroom desk in her red chair and pearl necklace while a brown-haired teacher…

    “The wind in the willows? Oh, yeah, Ralph brought it over.”7:49–8:00
  49. Mrs. Krabappel sits at her desk at the front of a classroom while a row of students bent over their papers…

    “Okay, all right. You can bluff your way through one test.”8:00–8:05
  50. Lisa Simpson sits at a classroom desk holding a sheet of paper and a pencil, with her eyes wide and mouth…

    “Okay, all right. You can bluff your way through one test.”8:05–8:12
  51. Lisa Simpson sits at a classroom desk holding a sheet of paper and a pencil, looking worried and then glum…

    “Mr. Blank needs a blank in order to blank his blank.”8:12–8:19
  52. Lisa Simpson stands at a counter beside a grinning boy in a blue shirt and a woman with glasses and a brown…

    “And the lowest grade in the class... She's gonna say my name!”8:19–8:27
  53. An older man with white hair, glasses, a red bow tie and a green sweater, holding a brown pipe, stands…

    “Nasty business, that zero. Oh, naturally, Harvard's doors are now closed to you.”8:27–8:39
  54. Otto sits in a red cap, sunglasses and a striped shirt on a purple towel atop a yellow car parked in front…

    “Yep.”8:39–8:46
  55. Mrs. Krabappel stands at the front of a classroom in a white blouse with a pink bow and a pink skirt…

    “No, not Brown. Brown, Brown, Brown. Lisa, you're saying Brown an awful lot.”8:46–8:58
  56. Lisa Simpson begins in a classroom beside Milhouse, who has blue hair and glasses and is writing, then steps…

    “I need a miracle.”8:58–9:09
  57. Bart Simpson is first seen through a doorway in a teal hallway, where a boy with messy reddish hair…

    “It's a little something I whipped up in shop.”9:09–9:13
  58. Bart and Lisa stand talking in a school hallway beside teal lockers, a fire extinguisher and a purple trash…

    “Mostly latex. What are you doing out here?”9:13–9:26
  59. Lisa and Bart stand in a hallway in front of a purple door labeled BOYS

    “Hey, I can't go in there.”9:26–9:32
  60. Bart and Lisa, the boy with spiky hair in an orange shirt and the girl with star-shaped hair in a red dress…

    “Hang on, I'll buzz you in.”9:32–9:44
  61. A brown-haired man in a blue shirt with orange sleeves stands at a filing cabinet beneath a wall sign…

    “Here we go.”9:44–9:48
  62. Lisa Simpson stands beside Nelson, the bully in a blue vest over a red shirt, who sits on a toilet…

    “Oh my God, these are the answers to the tests.”9:48–10:02
  63. Lisa Simpson stands at a desk in a tiled room holding a sheet of paper and speaking, then extends the paper…

    “Forget it. I'd rather get a zero.”10:02–10:06
  64. A red-haired, red-bearded man in green overalls and yellow rubber gloves kneels at a bathroom toilet…

    “I got me a zero once, and my life turned out just fine.”10:06–10:19
  65. Lisa Simpson stands beside a counter and holds a folded paper while a brown-haired boy in a pink shirt smirks…

    “Keep the change. Come here, you slippery rascals.”10:19–10:24
  66. Homer appears in a pink living room with a Maggie portrait on the wall and a lobster tank on a purple table

    “Good news, my delicious friend. You're going to be a free-range lobster.”10:24–10:31
  67. Homer stands in a pink living room holding a long brown segmented object over a pink inflatable pool…

    “Come on, boy, dig in. They'll give you a big, strong thorax.”10:31–10:39
  68. A red cartoon lobster, the only character shown, swims in a bright blue sea under a pink sky

    “Oh, look at him, coward.”10:39–10:40
  69. Homer Simpson sits in a small pink inflatable kiddie pool on a teal floor in the living room, with a purple…

    “Oh, look at him, coward.”10:40–10:54
  70. Mrs. Krabappel stands at the front of a classroom with a stack of papers while pupils sit at desks, including…

    “I graded this morning's test over lunch, and most of you did quite well.”10:54–11:05
  71. Mrs. Krabappel first slides a test marked with a red A++++ and the name Lisa Simpson across a desk…

    “Perfect, Lisa. And you got all the extra credit questions,”11:05–11:10
  72. Lisa Simpson sits at a pink desk in a classroom while Mrs. Krabappel stands beside her holding a stack…

    “Well, I guess I was just on a roll.”11:10–11:23
  73. Homer stands in the kitchen holding a live reddish lobster while Marge stands beside him

    “Oh, so plump and juicy.”11:23–11:33
  74. Marge Simpson stands at the stove in the kitchen beside Homer Simpson, bald and heavy in a white shirt…

    “Water's boiling.”11:33–11:44
  75. Homer Simpson holds a live red lobster in the kitchen while Marge Simpson stands beside him holding a metal…

    “But Marge, look at that old guy.”11:44–11:54
  76. Homer serves dinner at the dining table in a pink room, with Bart and Lisa seated in front of a large grey…

    “And now for the main course.”11:54–12:04
  77. Homer stands at the dining table of the Simpson house, with Bart and Lisa seated at the table and Marge…

    “We're not eating, Mr. Pinchy. He's part of the family now.”12:04–12:15
  78. Lisa sits at a dining table beside Marge, the tall blue-beehived woman in a lobster-print shirt and green…

    “No, but I enjoy the smell. Well, lobster or no lobster,”12:15–12:27
  79. Lisa Simpson first stands in a kitchen with a wide-eyed, worried look, then sits at the table beside Marge…

    “Mom, where did you get that? Oh, it just turned up in the course of my daily rummaging.”12:27–12:38
  80. Lisa stands at a kitchen table beside a plate with a lone broccoli floret, first grimacing with a hand…

    “Hmm? Ugh!”12:38–12:46
  81. Lisa Simpson and Bart Simpson stand together in a red room with a green-framed doorway showing a blue sky…

    “Aw, cheer up, Lisa. You got a good grade without even reading the book.”12:46–12:54
  82. Lisa and Bart stand side by side in front of a red wall and an open green-framed doorway showing a blue sky…

    “Hmm.”12:54–13:01
  83. Lisa Simpson and Nelson are in a school hallway lined with blue lockers

    “Lisa, check it out.”13:01–13:11
  84. Lisa Simpson stands in front of a row of teal lockers in a school hallway

    “I don't want your dirty denominators. Well, la-dee-da, Lady Cheaterly.”13:11–13:13
  85. Nelson and Lisa stand in a school hallway lined with lockers

    “I don't want your dirty denominators. Well, la-dee-da, Lady Cheaterly.”13:13–13:26
  86. Nelson and Lisa Simpson stand in a school hallway lined with lockers, with Nelson's mouth open as he looks…

    “Lisa Simpson, report to the principal's office to discuss the results of yesterday's test.”13:26–13:34
  87. Behind the frosted glass of a purple door labeled PRINCIPAL SKINNER, an unidentifiable figure appears only…

    “I've just received some rather unusual news regarding your unprecedented A”13:34–13:41
  88. Principal Skinner stands behind a red desk in his office, facing Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair…

    “To be honest, I'm surprised and saddened.”13:41–13:49
  89. Principal Skinner sits behind a wooden desk in his office, hands clasped, while Lisa sits in a chair facing…

    “I'm delighted to report that your grade brought the entire school's GPA up to our state's”13:49–14:02
  90. Lisa sits at a desk in a room with bookshelves, a potted plant, a bonsai and a mantel clock, first staring…

    “And it's all thanks to you.”14:02–14:16
  91. Lisa Simpson and Principal Skinner first appear in close-up, with Lisa mouthing and gesturing and Skinner…

    “Lisa, what are you trying to say? I cheated!”14:16–14:27
  92. Principal Skinner sits at a desk in a red armchair beneath framed certificates while Lisa watches…

    “Oh, lordy, lordy, lordy. Why didn't Ms. Hoover tell me?”14:27–14:38
  93. Principal Skinner sits behind a red desk beneath three framed certificates while Lisa sits facing him…

    “But what I did was wrong.”14:38–14:51
  94. Lisa Simpson is seated at a desk in a cluttered office at first, then sits on a small chair in the same room…

    “Oh, you really scared me there. But we can't accept that money.”14:51–15:04
  95. Principal Skinner sits in a red wingback chair behind a desk and points while Lisa faces him

    “I'm still learning all the buttons.”15:04–15:14
  96. Lisa sits at a control desk beside a grey-haired man in a blue jacket and pink shirt, while Mr. Burns works…

    “Skinner, I am outraged that you've kept this for me.”15:14–15:25
  97. Lisa sits on a chair beside a desk in a booth with a scoreboard reading "RINGFIELD", "QUARTER" and "VISI"…

    “Tell me, does it play that song, Charge?”15:25–15:36
  98. Mr. Burns and Smithers are joined by Lisa in a red dress with star-shaped spiky hair

    “Lisa, let's take a walk.”15:36–15:48
  99. Lisa Simpson stands in the foreground beside a bald older man in a blue suit on the left and Principal…

    “It's not surprising this school was once classified the most dilapidated in all of”15:48–15:50
  100. Lisa Simpson stands at a broken-paned purple window beside a brown-haired man in a teal suit and orange tie…

    “It's not surprising this school was once classified the most dilapidated in all of”15:50–15:57
  101. Principal Skinner stands at a purple window beside Lisa Simpson, who wears a pearl necklace…

    “Look around, Lisa.”15:57–16:05
  102. Milhouse and Nelson face each other on a schoolyard basketball court, where a bent hoop leans…

    “Ow!”16:05–16:16
  103. Mrs. Krabappel reads from a red book in front of a periodic table chart beside a partly visible blue sign

    “Correct.”16:16–16:26
  104. Ralph Wiggum sits at a red desk working a beige COLECO computer while Lisa Simpson in a red dress and pearl…

    “Hi, Lisa. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers.”16:26–16:35
  105. Lisa Simpson stands beside Ralph Wiggum, who sits at a red desk with a Coleco computer, while a man…

    “Meow. I'm learning.”16:35–16:44
  106. Lisa Simpson stands at the left in her red dress and pearl necklace, beside a brown-haired man in a light…

    “I need this. I don't know.”16:44–16:52
  107. Lisa stands at the left in her red dress and pearl necklace, beside a tall man in a blue suit and orange tie…

    “Will you keep our little secret for the good of your classmates and your school?”16:52–17:00
  108. Lisa Simpson stands before a window, first with heavy-lidded eyes and then with her mouth open

    “Oh, I guess I don't have much choice.”17:00–17:10
  109. Lisa Simpson stands at the left, and a small blond boy in a blue shirt sits on a chair behind a red table…

    “Oh, thank God!”17:10–17:21
  110. Homer and Marge walk along a rocky beach while Homer leads a red lobster on a green leash

    “Relax, boy.”17:21–17:30
  111. Homer and Marge stand on a sandy beach beside a rock wall and wooden railing, with a red lobster on a green…

    “Hey, you don't have to take that from no punk-ass crab.”17:30–17:38
  112. Marge stands beside an old bearded man in a white-and-brown captain's cap, blue jacket, green shirt…

    “Someone's been coddling him. Don't look at me.”17:38–17:50
  113. An old white-haired man with a full white beard, a white captain's cap with gold buttons, a blue jacket…

    “We stress tough love, daily chores and the like.”17:50–17:54
  114. Marge Simpson stands at left beside an elderly bearded man in a white captain's hat, navy coat and green…

    “No, we're not sending the lobster away to some snobby boarding school.”17:54–18:07
  115. Principal Skinner stands at a wooden podium on a stage with red curtains, while Lisa sits on a chair…

    “And now, to present the grant money,”18:07–18:18
  116. On a stage with red curtains, a bespectacled, bearded man in a blue suit wearing a COMPTROLLER sash shakes…

    “Thank you.”18:18–18:31
  117. Lisa Simpson stands at a wooden podium on a stage with a red curtain, speaking into the microphone…

    “Thank you.”18:31–18:41
  118. Lisa Simpson stands at a wooden podium on a stage with red curtains, speaking into a microphone…

    “Mm-mm.”18:41–18:54
  119. Lisa Simpson stands behind a wooden podium on a red-curtained stage while a bald, bearded man with glasses…

    “Wait!”18:54–19:05
  120. Lisa Simpson stands behind a wooden podium against a red curtain while a bald, bearded man in a blue suit…

    “What she just did took courage.”19:05–19:12
  121. Lisa stands smiling at a wooden podium on a stage with red curtains while a bald man in a blue suit…

    “So I hereby decree that you keep the grant.”19:12–19:23
  122. Homer, Marge, Lisa, Maggie and Bart stand on a wooden stage in front of a red curtain, with a podium…

    “Oh, honey, I'm so proud of you. You got the highest grade in the class.”19:23–19:35
  123. A crowd of standing townspeople, including a bald man in a white shirt and a girl in a purple dress, faces…

    “Blazes, people.”19:35–19:37
  124. Mr. Burns and Principal Skinner sit side by side on a red-curtained stage beside a wooden podium

    “Man, acting is tough.”19:37–19:49
  125. A woman with a tall auburn bouffant and a green cardigan over a yellow top stands beside a grey door…

    “Heads up, here comes the real Comptroller.”19:49–19:54
  126. Comptroller Atkins stands at a wooden podium on a red-curtained stage, holding a large check…

    “This grant ensures a light bulb in every classroom and a high-definition TV for the”19:54–20:07
  127. A bald man in a blue suit with a white sash and glasses speaks at a wooden podium in a crowded hall…

    “Where's Lisa Simpson?”20:07–20:15
  128. On a stage with red curtains, Carl speaks at a wooden lectern while holding a stack of papers, and Mr. Burns…

    “Now, how about that? Smart and modest.”20:15–20:27
  129. Mr. Burns grips the shoulder of a bearded man with glasses and brown hair in a blue jacket as they stand…

    “Hmm?”20:27–20:37
  130. A close-up of a quiz paper pinned to a green-and-olive board, headed 'Lisa Simpson' with a large red 'A+++'…

    “And so, that's one grade I truly earned.”20:37–20:41
  131. Homer Simpson sits at the blue-draped kitchen table holding a can, while Marge Simpson mops the checkered…

    “And so, that's one grade I truly earned.”20:41–20:52
  132. Marge mops the checkered kitchen floor while Homer stands behind the blue counter holding a red can…

    “But don't worry, I put him in a nice hot bath.”20:52–21:03
  133. No characters appear in this night scene of the Simpsons' house, with its pink front door marked 8, arched…

    21:03–21:07
  134. Homer Simpson sits at the kitchen table in a pink-walled room and eats a red lobster on a green plate…

    “Oh man, that's good.”21:07–21:18
  135. Marge with her tall blue beehive, Bart in an orange shirt, Homer in a white shirt, and Lisa with spiky hair…

    “Are you gonna eat that all by yourself?”21:18–21:30
  136. Homer Simpson sits at a wooden table in a pink kitchen with a green pitcher and a stove in the background…

    “My dear sweet Pinchy.”21:30–21:39
  137. Homer Simpson sits at a wooden kitchen table in front of a pink wall, eating a large red lobster on a green…

    “Oh, God, that's tasty.”21:39–21:48
  138. No regular characters or one-off characters appear in these frames

    “Pinchy.”21:48–21:58
  139. The moment is a black title card sequence of white-on-black credits in orange text

    “We'll be right back.”21:58–22:08
  140. No Simpsons characters appear in this moment; it is a black closing credits sequence with orange lettering

    22:08–22:18
  141. A black screen with no characters shown across the sequence of end credits in orange lettering on black

    22:18–22:28
  142. No Simpsons characters appear in these frames; the moment is a sequence of black end-credit screens…

    “Shh.”22:28–22:39
  143. Silhouetted audience members sit in rows of seats in a darkened movie theater, facing a blue-lit screen…

    “Shh.”22:39–22:48

Who's in it

Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Marge Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Moe Szyslak, Milhouse Van Houten, Principal Skinner, Barney Gumble, Chief Wiggum, Lenny Leonard, Carl Carlson, Mrs. Krabappel, Dr. Hibbert, Nelson Muntz, Kent Brockman, Otto Mann, Jasper Beardsley, Martin Prince, Ralph Wiggum, Reverend Lovejoy, Groundskeeper Willie, Lewis Clark, Wendell Borton, Richard, Miss Hoover, Kirk Van Houten, Janey Powell, Luann Van Houten, Helen Lovejoy, Bernice Hibbert, Becky Shorter, Horatio McCallister, Gareth Prince, Superintendent Chalmers, Squeaky-Voiced Teen, Sarah Wiggum, Gloria Prince, Boy with shades, Chuck Berger, Black Weasel, Allison Taylor, Jack Marley, Brown-haired boy, Gil Gunderson, "Blow the Horn" Kid, Girl playing soccer, Gavin, Gavin and Katelyn's Mother, Dash Dingo, Lisa's Classmate 1, State Comptroller Atkins, Valley Mercer, Eatie Gourmet's Clerk, Pinchy

Everyone who appears in it, from the Simpsons wiki. Every character