Bart Carny
The Simpsons, season 9, episode 12. First aired January 11, 1998. 146 moments of about ten seconds each: open one for its frame, what happens and what's said.
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About the episode
After Bart wrecks a carnival's supposed Hitler limousine, he and Homer work as carnies to pay for it and end up minding the rigged ring-toss booth of Cooder and his son Spud. When Homer misses Chief Wiggum's bribe hints and the booth is impounded, he invites the pair to stay, and they seize the house. Homer tricks them outside with a hula-hoop bet and bolts the door.
- Written by
- John Swartzwelder
- Directed by
- Mark Kirkland
- Guest stars
- Jim Varney as Cooder
- Couch gag
- "Ha ha!"
- Production code
- 5F08
The synopsis is our own. Credits and guest stars from Wikipedia and the Simpsons wiki.
Every moment
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The Simpsons title card appears in orange letters over a blue sky with drifting clouds, with the words…
0:00–0:12 -
Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa sit on the brown couch in the pink living room, with Homer on the left, Marge…
0:12–0:23 -
Marge Simpson bends over in the hallway of the Simpson home, pressing on the back of Santa's Little Helper…
“Come on, you have to go outside to do your business.”
0:23–0:32 -
Marge Simpson leans forward with one hand on Santa's Little Helper, the brown greyhound sitting on a green…
“Come on, you have to go outside to do your business.”
0:32–0:41 -
Marge stands in a kitchen doorway with her hands on her hips while Santa's Little Helper sits…
“I'm not going to the bathroom in the backyard.”
0:41–0:52 -
Marge Simpson stands in an overgrown backyard, first on the brick patio by the house and then peeking out…
“The kids are supposed to be keeping this yard clean.”
0:52–1:05 -
Bart, Lisa and Marge appear in a pink living room with a dark red couch, a framed sailboat picture and a lamp
“Turn on the TV, Elise.”
1:05–1:15 -
In the Simpson living room, Marge Simpson stands on the rug while Lisa and Bart are upside down…
“Sure we do. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.”
1:15–1:25 -
Lisa and Bart stand in a pink hallway while Marge stands with her arms crossed and then points toward the door
“But I can't go out dressed like this. What if someone sees me?”
1:25–1:36 -
Bart and Lisa Simpson stand in the Simpsons' overgrown front yard, with Bart holding a sheet of paper
“Man, look at all this stuff.”
1:36–1:48 -
Lisa and Bart stand together on a red-tiled porch outside a pinkish wall with green shutters
“There's gotta be a way out of this.”
1:48–2:02 -
Marge carries a tray of lemonade glasses and a pitcher from the kitchen archway into the pink living room…
“Kids, I made some lemonade for you.”
2:02–2:13 -
Marge Simpson stands in the living room holding a tray with a pitcher of lemonade and a glass, while Lisa…
“Hard work made us quit.”
2:13–2:26 -
Lisa and Bart are in a living room with a red couch and a patterned rug
“The carnival!”
2:26–2:38 -
Marge stands with arms crossed beside Lisa and Bart, in an orange shirt, in a pink living room with a red…
“Looks like somebody's gonna have to do some yards.”
2:38–2:48 -
Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie are at Colonel Tex's Traveling Carnival at night, first shown…
“Oh, oh, I want to see Lobster Boy and Shrimp Girl.”
2:48–2:59 -
Bart and another child in a VR headset swing a rake and hedge trimmers at a booth…
“I want some fried sugar. I want to go on the yard work simulator.”
2:59–3:05 -
Homer, Marge holding Maggie, Lisa and Bart stand by a red Tooth Chipper sign with a grinning face…
“Wow, the tooth chipper.”
3:05–3:18 -
Homer and Marge stand with Maggie, the baby with a blue bow and pacifier, held in Marge's arms in front…
“Oh, me first. You can't go on that. You have a heart condition.”
3:18–3:26 -
Marge Simpson holds Maggie, the baby with a blue bow and pacifier, on her hip while standing beside Homer…
“Get out of here. You had a quadruple bypass.”
3:26–3:33 -
Homer, Marge holding Maggie in her blue bow, Lisa and Bart stand in a row at an outdoor stage under a purple…
“But it doesn't look safe. And the guy running it looks a little seedy.”
3:33–3:40 -
Homer Simpson stands beside a long-haired, unnamed thin man in a black vest with a green scaled tattoo…
“He's a carny and part of a noble tradition.”
3:40–3:47 -
Homer stands beside a long-haired man in a black vest with a tattooed arm and a cigarette in his mouth…
“And though they may be rat-like in appearance, they are truly kings among men.”
3:47–3:55 -
Homer, Lisa, and Bart appear first near a red stool where a long-haired man with curly black hair…
“Ow, my heart!”
3:55–4:06 -
A bespectacled grey-haired man in a blue sweater holds popcorn and sips a drink while a child clutches pink…
“Fear.”
4:06–4:12 -
Bart and Lisa stand in a graveyard at night, watching a man in a straw boater hat, grey suit and red bow tie…
“No surgeon can save you. No bromo can soothe you.”
4:12–4:24 -
Lisa and Bart stand before a grinning man in a straw boater with a red band, a grey jacket and a red bow tie…
“Only two tickets left. Two tickets? Whoa, what a break.”
4:24–4:27 -
Lisa and Bart ride together in a small red car on a track through a dim purple haunted house, with Bart…
“This isn't very scary.”
4:27–4:38 -
Lisa and Bart ride together in a small red cart on a dark ghost-train track through a purple Halloween…
“I honk your blood!”
4:38–4:50 -
Grampa rides in a red haunted-ride car with Lisa and Bart, who are wearing Lisa's red dress and Bart's orange…
“The ravages of age!”
4:50–5:01 -
Homer and Bart stand behind a row of children shooting water pistols at clown targets numbered 1 through 4…
“And they're off! There they go!”
5:01–5:09 -
Krusty the Clown stands outdoors at night beside a booth with a giant clown head sign reading 4 on a pedestal…
“Why does this always happen when I stand here?”
5:09–5:17 -
Bart and Homer walk through a nighttime fairground past the Lemonade stand and the Hoops and Ring Toss…
“Three rings for a dollar.”
5:17–5:26 -
Homer Simpson and Bart walk through a fairground at night, with Homer clutching a wad of cash
“How about you, Lucky?”
5:26–5:37 -
At a night carnival, Homer and Bart stand by the Wheel of Chance and Knock Over the Fuzzy Guys booths…
“Who, me?”
5:37–5:47 -
A spiky-haired boy in a red shirt with an earring stands with folded arms beside a moustached man in a red…
“Ooh, almost.”
5:47–5:53 -
Homer and Bart stand at a carnival game booth with an orange counter reading "TOSS" and a sign…
“Sorry, son. Daddy failed.”
5:53–6:00 -
Homer holds up a large pink comb at a bar counter while Bart stares up at it
“A novelty comb.”
6:00–6:07 -
A man in a white cowboy hat, tan jacket and blue tie, a one-off tour guide rather than a regular, stands…
“You're looking at Adolf Hitler's personal limousine.”
6:07–6:17 -
Homer raises a red comb overhead against a starry purple night sky, with Bart in his orange shirt, Carl…
“Ooh!”
6:17–6:30 -
Bart Simpson sits in the driver's seat of a red car, pressing buttons and pulling levers on the dashboard…
“Hmm, one of these must activate the flamethrower.”
6:30–6:42 -
Bart grips the steering wheel of a long black convertible at a night fair while Homer raises a pink comb…
“Out of my way, I'm Hitler!”
6:42–6:54 -
Moe sits at a draped fairground table marked Psychic Predictions $1 with a headscarfed fortune teller…
“You are... in grave danger!”
6:54–7:06 -
Nelson confronts Bart, the spiky-haired boy in an orange shirt, at night in a grassy yard by a chain-link…
“You wrecked Hitler's car! What did he ever do to you?”
7:06–7:13 -
Bart stands beside a blue puddle next to a wrecked black convertible with red seats and a German cross…
“Why, you just damaged the main attraction of my carnival, son!”
7:13–7:22 -
A stooped older man in a light wide-brimmed hat, tan jacket and blue tie stands with a hand on the shoulder…
“Why, you just damaged the main attraction of my carnival, son!”
7:22–7:30 -
Bart stands beside a blue curtained booth with a red awning on a grassy lot by a chain-link fence and a tree…
“Not so fast, partner. You owe me some money.”
7:30–7:31 -
Bart stands at the left beside a heavy, brown-suited man in a wide cream cowboy hat and blue tie, who is not…
“Not so fast, partner. You owe me some money.”
7:31–7:45 -
Homer and Bart stand on a grassy lot at night under a purple starry sky beside a blue tent with pennants
“At the carnival? Cool.”
7:45–7:55 -
Homer stands at the right in front of a blue and red tent strung with yellow pennants under a purple night…
“I don't know you're gonna get drunk and start a lot of trouble sure anything you”
7:55–7:57 -
Bart and Homer stand on a paved lot at night beside a blue-and-red striped tent with pennant flags…
“want Hmm all right. See you tomorrow 6 a.m.”
7:57–8:11 -
Two unnamed grey-haired men, neither matching a regular, sleep in twin beds in a bedroom, one…
8:11–8:20 -
At a Ring Toss booth with shelves of prizes, a boy in a red shirt and a thin, stooped man in a vest sit…
8:20–8:30 -
A long-haired man in a red cap and grey vest and a spiky-haired girl in a red top sit eating pink cotton…
“Son, if you don't finish your cotton candy, you won't get your snow cone.”
8:30–8:43 -
Homer and Bart stand first before a wooden booth hung with a tank top, polka-dot boxers and socks, facing…
“you lost your money fair and square. I didn't scam nobody.”
8:43–8:54 -
Homer and Bart stand in front of a wooden Ring Toss booth with clothes hanging on a line behind it…
“We're carnies just like you well in that case Let me show you how I scammed you have a”
8:54–9:04 -
Homer and Bart stand with a long-haired man in a red cap, grey shirt and dark vest in a backyard in front…
“Oh, I don't worry. That's just to scare off these”
9:04–9:14 -
A long-haired man in a red cap and dark vest, and a thin boy with grey spiky hair and a red shirt, sit…
“Yeah, he's telling the truth Thanks for the food mister names Cooter.”
9:14–9:25 -
Homer and Bart sit side by side on a wooden crate against a brown plank fence, each holding a candy apple…
“That's the carny code. Did you hear that, Bart?”
9:25–9:32 -
Homer and Bart stand beside a wooden stall hung with polka-dot boxers and socks, while an older man in a tan…
“Ah, there you are.”
9:32–9:39 -
Bart is shoveling a large pile of brown dung with a shovel in front of a red-and-white striped circus tent…
“Uh, yeah, something like that, yeah.”
9:39–9:53 -
Homer climbs a ladder onto the dunk tank seat at a carnival under a red-and-white striped tent, while four…
“Please, folks, hold your fire.”
9:53–10:03 -
A thin man in a wide-brimmed hat and brown jacket, who is not one of the regulars, holds two white chickens…
“All right, now this geek bit is pretty straightforward.”
10:03–10:10 -
Bart stands between Homer and an unnamed thin-faced man in a light grey cowboy hat, tan jacket and blue tie…
“You just bite the heads off the chickens and take a bow.”
10:10–10:17 -
Homer Simpson and Bart Simpson stand together in front of a green-and-white striped wall beneath a sign…
“Uh, Art?”
10:17–10:26 -
A lanky man in a red cap, grey vest, and moustache stands with a small spiky-haired boy in a red shirt…
“Hey, boss, me and Spud got a duck out for our AA meeting.”
10:26–10:38 -
Bart and Homer stand in front of a green-and-white striped backdrop at a carnival, with Bart chewing…
“Dad, we're saved. Mmm.”
10:38–10:50 -
Only a yellow cartoon hand in a white shirt cuff is visible, with no regular characters shown, so no one can…
“You see, the trick here is the rings won't fit over the good prizes.”
10:50–10:51 -
Homer Simpson and Bart Simpson stand in a cluttered room with shelves of toys, a teddy bear, a red lamp…
“Well, we'll see about that.”
10:51–10:58 -
Homer stands at left holding a small green item, while Bart in an orange shirt and red cap stands at right
“So, anyway, the main thing is to bring in the rubes.”
10:58–11:05 -
Homer stands in a toy shop beside a man in a red cap, dark vest and jeans, while Bart in an orange-red shirt…
“Like rubes?”
11:05–11:18 -
Homer and Bart stand behind a Ring Toss booth at a fairground at night, with a Ferris wheel…
“Lookie, lookie, hey, hey, waka waka, I got rings and you want them.”
11:18–11:29 -
Homer and Bart stand at a Ring Toss booth on a fairground lawn, with Homer in a white shirt and red vest…
“Oh, come on, Dad, get on the trolley.”
11:29–11:41 -
Homer and Bart stand at a carnival booth beside Principal Skinner in a blue suit and a grey-haired woman…
“Seymour, I want that lamp. Win that lamp for me, Seymour.”
11:41–11:53 -
Principal Skinner runs a ring-toss booth at a night carnival while Homer in a white shirt and red vest…
“If I like it, it is. Hot dog, let's go.”
11:53–12:05 -
Mr. Burns is first seen in close-up at a carnival booth, scowling and speaking with his mouth open and teeth…
“You're failing, Seymour. What is it about you and failure?”
12:05–12:16 -
Homer and Bart sit at a blue counter in a room with shelves of toys, a basketball, a red lamp and a radio
“We're natural-born carnies, Dad.”
12:16–12:21 -
Homer stands at a fairground booth with a sign reading "3 RINGS for 1 DOLLAR" and a green parrot plush…
“Yeah, we could start our own game,”
12:21–12:33 -
Homer Simpson stands in front of a pale green wall beside a red and blue striped panel, with a pink sign…
“And how?”
12:33–12:35 -
Chief Wiggum stands at a blue table with a metal lockbox on it, while Homer and Bart stand beside him…
“Gee, I'd hate to close you down.”
12:35–12:44 -
Chief Wiggum sits behind a blue table with a grey metal lunchbox on it, gesturing with one hand, while Homer…
“Um, hey, Dad, I think he wants... Not right now, son.”
12:44–12:52 -
Chief Wiggum sits behind a blue table on which a metal lunchbox rests, while Homer stands at the right…
“I'm looking for my friend Bill.”
12:52–13:01 -
Chief Wiggum stands in front of a purple sky and a carnival backdrop with a pink "Fuzzy Gu" sign and a yellow…
“Listen carefully, and watch me wink as I speak, okay?”
13:01–13:09 -
Chief Wiggum stands at a blue carnival booth counter with a metal cash box, while Homer in his white shirt…
“Okay.”
13:09–13:23 -
Homer and Bart stand at a night fairground with a ring toss booth, and a Springfield Police tow truck…
“Well, ain't that something. Our game.”
13:23–13:32 -
Homer stands with Bart in an orange shirt and a spiky-haired boy in a red shirt while a long-haired carnival…
“What happened here? Cops took it. What?”
13:32–13:46 -
Homer and Bart stand on a grassy fairground near a Fried Dough stand, while a thin man in a red cap and grey…
“What are we gonna do now?”
13:46–13:57 -
Homer Simpson and Bart Simpson stand side by side at night under a purple star-filled sky beside a teal fence…
“If a carny can wind up homeless, it can happen to anyone.”
13:57–14:06 -
Homer stands pointing at a spiky-haired boy in a red shirt and blue overalls who sits on a pink pig…
“Cooter, Spud, get off that hog.”
14:06–14:18 -
Homer and Marge are in a pink living room with a maroon couch, a wooden coffee table, and framed pictures…
“You certainly have a nice house here, ma'am.”
14:18–14:31 -
In a pink living room with framed pictures and a low wooden coffee table, a barefoot man in a red cap…
“Hey, check this out. I can unhinge all my joints at once.”
14:31–14:33 -
Lisa is seated on a red chair in her orange dress and pearl necklace, watching a boy with spiky grey-green…
“Hey, check this out. I can unhinge all my joints at once.”
14:33–14:45 -
Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson stand in the family kitchen beside a checkered floor, a microwave, and a red…
“How long are those roustabouts going to be staying here?”
14:45–14:53 -
Homer and Marge stand in a kitchen with a checkered floor, a dish rack and a chair nearby
“Once their resume gets out, they'll have all kinds of offers.”
14:53–15:00 -
Homer sits at the left end of a dining table, with Lisa in a red dress and Bart in an orange shirt and blue…
“Here's a little trick my grandmother taught me.”
15:00–15:01 -
Marge Simpson sits at a dining table across from a slim stranger in a red cap, grey-streaked hair, moustache…
“Here's a little trick my grandmother taught me.”
15:01–15:09 -
Marge Simpson sits at a dining table across from a thin, long-haired man in a red baseball cap and dark vest…
“Oh!”
15:09–15:16 -
Maggie, Bart and Lisa sit at the dinner table in the Simpsons' dining room, with Maggie in her high chair…
“Wow, can you do that again?”
15:16–15:18 -
Marge Simpson and red bead necklace, sits at a table across from a thin, mustached man in a red cap, grey…
“Not for a little while.”
15:18–15:31 -
Marge Simpson and Bart Simpson sit at a table in the pink dining room
“Thanks for dinner, Mom. I love you. Aw, aren't you sweet?”
15:31–15:42 -
Marge Simpson stands against a pink wall and yellow panelled backdrop while clutching a red bead necklace…
“Spud taught me that. Good one, Spud.”
15:42–15:44 -
At a bar counter with a pink wall, a framed painting, and red flowers at the left edge, a grinning man…
“Well, sure is awful kind of you to take us into your beautiful home here.”
15:44–15:53 -
Marge Simpson stands at a counter holding a stack of plates while a spiky-haired grey-green boy in a red…
“Yeah, good thinking, Spudford.”
15:53–16:02 -
Marge Simpson stands at a bar counter holding a stack of plates and a fan of paper money while a man in a red…
“Oh, what a nice surprise.”
16:02–16:11 -
Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart, Maggie, and Grampa stand behind a curved brown railing and a woman with dark curly…
“The undersea world certainly is full of wonders.”
16:11–16:17 -
No people appear in this scene, which is a miniature underwater diorama of a polluted seabed with rocks…
“That's our sister ship, the Athena.”
16:17–16:28 -
A blonde woman in a purple jacket and a man in a blue shirt peer through boxy devices beside a green-striped…
“I wonder how that happened.”
16:28–16:39 -
Homer drives a purple car with Marge, Lisa, Maggie and Bart in the back seat, all looking ahead as the car…
“That was fun.”
16:39–16:49 -
Homer, Marge holding baby Maggie, Lisa in her red dress, and Bart in an orange shirt stand together…
“I was wrong about the cooters, Dad.”
16:49–17:01 -
Homer is joined by Marge with her tall blue beehive and green dress, Lisa in her red dress, and Maggie…
“The key doesn't fit. Hey, someone's boarded up our windows.”
17:01–17:14 -
Lisa Simpson stands outdoors against a bright blue sky with green bushes and rooftops behind her
“They're squatting in our house.”
17:14–17:18 -
Homer kneels on a sidewalk outside an orange door, peering through a rectangular mail slot where a yellow…
“You can't do this to me.”
17:18–17:25 -
Homer Simpson crouches on a front walkway beside an orange door with a MAIL slot labeled MAIL, first looking…
17:25–17:32 -
Chief Wiggum sits behind a green desk in the Springfield Police Station, first seen from behind with Homer…
“Kearney's took over our house. You've got to help us.”
17:32–17:44 -
Lisa, Homer, and Chief Wiggum sit around a desk in a police station office, with a mug reading I heart NY…
“Thank you so much.”
17:44–17:57 -
Bart chews the end of a green twig like a toothbrush in a rustic wooden room with a dark wood-plank floor…
“Bart, you're brushing your teeth with my twig.”
17:57–18:10 -
Homer and Marge, Marge in a green dress with red beads, first peer through a jagged hole in a wooden…
“You better not be in my ass groove. Homer!”
18:10–18:20 -
Lisa Simpson appears first in a close-up against a brown wood-paneled wall, then Marge Simpson stands…
“Oh, no! The spit valve!”
18:20–18:29 -
Milhouse stands in the archway of a pink hallway holding a saxophone, while a thin man with long dark…
“Hey, look at me. I'm a millionaire.”
18:29–18:37 -
A long-haired, moustached man in a white shirt and blue jeans lounges on a red couch in a pink-walled living…
“Hey, it's getting cold in here.”
18:37–18:44 -
A dark-haired man with a moustache, in a white shirt and blue trousers, lies back on a red couch…
“Precious moments or treasured memories?”
18:44–18:51 -
Homer appears with Marge, whose tall blue beehive stands out, and the children Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie…
“Good morning, everybody.”
18:51–19:02 -
Homer stands at the left edge with his back partly to us while Bart, Maggie with her pacifier and blue bow…
“We can't just give up our home.”
19:02–19:10 -
Marge, Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie stand together in a log-walled room with a wooden crate and a small white…
“We don't want to kill them, Bart.”
19:10–19:21 -
Homer stands in a wooden doorway against a pink sky with a green tree outside, first grinning and gesturing…
“I've got it! No fires!”
19:21–19:26 -
Homer kneels inside a log cabin with a blue-and-pink window, while Marge, Bart, Maggie and Lisa stand…
“There must be a way to outsmart them. You can't outsmart carnival folk.”
19:26–19:39 -
Marge scowls at the wall of a wooden cabin, and Homer pokes his head through a gap in the logs with his mouth…
“Or...”
19:39–19:48 -
Homer Simpson fills a round porthole-style view in front of a suburban street, with Marge's tall blue…
“One game of ring toss.”
19:48–19:59 -
Marge stands on the sidewalk holding Maggie, a baby with a pacifier and blue bow, while Bart and Lisa stand…
“Oh, no!”
19:59–20:10 -
Homer Simpson walks down the front path of the house with a man in a red cap and grey vest beside him…
“Ugh, I can't watch.”
20:10–20:20 -
Homer Simpson stands alone on a grey paved path between green grass verges and twirls a red hula hoop…
20:20–20:32 -
Lisa, Marge, Maggie and Bart stand together on a suburban street in the first frame, with Lisa covering…
“No!”
20:32–20:41 -
A boy with spiky grey hair and a red-orange shirt stands beside a pink arched front door with a pink knocker…
“Hey!”
20:41–20:48 -
A one-off boy with spiky grey hair, a red shirt under a brown vest and blue pants stands beside a man…
“They just ran into the house!”
20:48–20:55 -
Nelson stands in a doorway in the first frames, then Lenny-free scene shifts indoors to the pink living room…
“But he didn't seem all that... We were beaten by the best, boy.”
20:55–21:08 -
Homer and Marge stand behind a large dark red couch in a pink living room, while Bart in an orange shirt…
“I guess your old man is smarter than you thought.”
21:08–21:11 -
Homer Simpson stands indoors with his back to the viewer, looking out through a magenta-framed window…
“Now look at him standing out there. No place to go.”
21:11–21:22 -
Marge Simpson in a green dress and red beads stands beside a maroon couch in a pink living room while Bart…
“Mom, get him away from the window.”
21:22–21:29 -
Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson stand in the pink living room beside a red couch and a purple lamp
“Oh, they mushed it all out of shape.”
21:29–21:39 -
Homer sits on the edge of a dark red couch in a pink living room with a purple table lamp beside him…
21:39–21:49 -
Homer sits slumped on the edge of a red couch in the living room beside a purple lamp and a small side table…
“Oh, yeah.”
21:49–21:59 -
No regular Simpsons characters are visible; the moment is a sequence of black title cards with gold text…
“A little more to the left, baby. To the left.”
21:59–22:09 -
No regular Simpsons characters appear in this moment; it is a black closing credits sequence with no people…
“Oh, I like it like that, baby.”
22:09–22:19 -
The frames show only a black background with yellow-orange credit text in a playful hand-lettered font…
“Groomy, darling. Come on,”
22:19–22:29 -
No recognizable Simpsons characters appear; the moment is a series of end-credit cards in gold lettering…
“mama Come on, come on and now Rume me,”
22:29–22:39 -
Silhouetted audience members sit in rows of theater seats watching a blank screen, with the largest figure…
“mama Shh!”
22:39–22:49
Who's in it
Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Marge Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Moe Szyslak, Principal Skinner, Ned Flanders, Chief Wiggum, Krusty the Clown, Dr. Hibbert, Nelson Muntz, Martin Prince, Santa's Little Helper, Lou, Jimbo Jones, Eddie, Kearney Zzyzwicz, Sherri Mackleberry, Terri Mackleberry, Bernice Hibbert, Agnes Skinner, Becky Shorter, Dolph Starbeam, Comic Book Guy, Snake, Gareth Prince, The Rich Texan, Fantastic Dan, Impervo the Painless, Bearded Lady, Cooder, Funhouse Employee, Hot Dog Vendor, Humphrey the Camel, Psychic, Screamatorium Worker, Spud, The World's Smallest Horse, Tooth Chipper Operator
Everyone who appears in it, from the Simpsons wiki. Every character