Natural Born Kissers
The Simpsons, season 9, episode 25. First aired May 17, 1998. 133 moments of about ten seconds each: open one for its frame, what happens and what's said.
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About the episode
Homer and Marge's anniversary falls flat, until hiding from a farmer in his barn during a storm revives their romance. Finding that the risk of being caught excites them, they seek out riskier spots, ending with a naked escape across Springfield in Gil's hot-air balloon. Bart and Lisa, staying with Grampa, use his metal detector to dig up a buried reel holding a happy ending for Casablanca.
- Written by
- Matt Selman
- Directed by
- Klay Hall
- Guest stars
- Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Krabappel
- Chalkboard gag
I was not the inspiration for Kramer
- Couch gag
- Frog Family
- Production code
- 5F18
The synopsis is our own. Credits and guest stars from Wikipedia and the Simpsons wiki.
Every moment
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Bart Simpson stands in a classroom at a chalkboard, chalk in hand, writing the repeated line…
“The Simpsons”
0:00–0:12 -
Homer handles a glowing green rod beside a CAUTION sign while Mr. Burns and Smithers watch from a booth…
0:12–0:25 -
Lisa plays a saxophone among a crowded school band in an orange-walled room while a grey-haired conductor…
0:25–0:38 -
Homer stands in a purple bedroom with a red bed and a cardboard box, looking startled and gesturing with one…
0:38–0:51 -
Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson are in the pink bedroom in front of a round blue mirror and vanity
“on my tie all by myself. And you look as handsome as the day we were married.”
0:51–1:02 -
Homer and Marge stand in a pink room with a purple armchair and a round mirror on the wall
“on my tie all by myself. And you look as handsome as the day we were married.”
1:02–1:14 -
Marge and Homer in a blue suit and green tie stand in a pink room
“You mean Frank Grimes?”
1:14–1:25 -
Bart stands by a red armchair in the living room, grimacing and clutching a small red object in his hands
“Ow, that had a guide pin in it. What happened to Grandpa?”
1:25–1:30 -
Grampa sits on a teal sofa in a pink sweater and grey trousers, pointing and scolding while a curly…
“Now you got her, Bart.”
1:30–1:44 -
Bart, Lisa, and Marge stand in a pink living room with a red couch, Marge holding baby Maggie in a blue bow…
“I guess we'll have to take the kids with us to dinner.”
1:44–1:56 -
Homer in a blue suit, seen from behind, and Marge with her tall blue beehive and black dress stand…
“Happy anniversary, Mom and Dad!”
1:56–2:04 -
Marge and Homer stand together in an airplane cabin with a purple seat behind them
“Don't! Don't get so fast!”
2:04–2:11 -
Herb sits at a plane table eating with a fork beside a child with pink curly hair and a woman…
“Oh, don't get that for me! Okay, folks, this is your pilot speaking.”
2:11–2:24 -
Homer, Marge with her tall blue beehive, and Bart sit in red seats in a jet cabin, while other passengers…
“So hang on while we dip our wings to this happy couple.”
2:24–2:36 -
Marge, Maggie and Lisa sit at a table on an airplane with trays of food and a glass of milk, Maggie cheering…
“Wow!”
2:36–2:46 -
A man in a blue suit with swept-back reddish hair and a woman in a pink dress with a tall light-brown hairdo…
“Well, maybe our next anniversary will be more romantic.”
2:46–2:58 -
Marge and Homer are inside a frosty freezer packed with a wedding cake topped by a tiny plastic bride…
“Oh, look, homie. Our wedding cake.”
2:58–3:08 -
A plastic bride and groom wedding cake topper stand still on a white-draped base set on a teal tray…
“Why was I not informed? Look at this little plastic couple.”
3:08–3:13 -
Homer and Marge Simpson peer over a stone wall in a dim, bluish setting, with a bride in a white veil…
“So full of hopes, potential, dreams for the future.”
3:13–3:22 -
Marge with her tall blue beehive and Homer in his white shirt peek over a stone wall in the dark…
“Wee little parties.”
3:22–3:31 -
Homer and Marge Simpson lie side by side in their bed, with orange blankets and blue pillows, in their pink…
“Another super year with a super lady.”
3:31–3:41 -
Homer lies in bed under a red blanket, his eyes wide and mouth opening and closing as he talks…
“You know, it is a special occasion.”
3:41–3:52 -
Homer Simpson lies in bed in the Simpsons' bedroom, bald and wide-eyed with a tense, nervous grimace, propped…
“Yeah, seems like the thing to do.”
3:52–4:03 -
Marge lies in a bed with a red blanket in a pink bedroom lit by a soft light, with framed pictures of Bart…
“I know, but let me get you started first.”
4:03–4:14 -
Homer and Marge lie in a bed with a red blanket in a pink bedroom with framed pictures of Bart and Lisa…
“Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.”
4:14–4:25 -
Homer and Marge sit up in a bed with an orange blanket in their pink bedroom, with framed pictures of Bart…
“Oh, who's a good boy?”
4:25–4:34 -
Homer and Marge Simpson lie side by side in bed under orange blankets in their pink bedroom, with a lamp…
“Hey, budge, wasn't that good? Isn't that great when the dog came in here?”
4:34–4:47 -
Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson are at home
“What?”
4:47–4:58 -
Homer and Marge stand in a pink archway, where he hugs her and then pulls back, mouth open in alarm
“Oh, my, don't look. What?”
4:58–5:08 -
Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson stand in the Simpson kitchen with Lisa, who wears a red dress and star-shaped…
“Someone left the freezer door open and the motor burned out.”
5:08–5:19 -
Homer and Marge sit side by side in a pink car driving along a country road past a red barn with a white X-Y…
“When we got married, is this how you thought we'd be spending our Saturdays?”
5:19–5:33 -
No characters are visible in these frames; the moment shows only a close-up of a purple car dashboard…
“Can you even remember the last time you felt the thrill of romance?”
5:33–5:38 -
Marge Simpson sits in the back seat of a purple car, belted in and holding a red-and-white tote bag…
“Well, maybe you need a divorce.”
5:38–5:49 -
Homer drives a pink car with Marge, her tall blue beehive and green dress, seated beside him
“Oh, there's the turn.”
5:49–5:57 -
Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson sit side by side in a pink convertible with a purple interior, Homer gripping…
“I'll get us out of this, honey.”
5:57–6:07 -
Homer sits in the driver's seat of a pink car on a muddy dirt road, grimacing and gripping the wheel as he…
“Hmm.”
6:07–6:16 -
Grampa sits on a brown couch in a pink sweater and grey trousers, with Bart in an orange shirt standing…
“And that's why today, bananas are called yellow fatty beans.”
6:16–6:27 -
Bart stands in a red room beside an old television, glowering and then turning excited with his mouth open…
“Oh.”
6:27–6:38 -
Grampa talks in front of an orange wall in the first four frames
“That's my old mine detector from the war.”
6:38–6:51 -
Homer sweeps a metal detector along a dirt road beside an olive army truck, then the ground erupts in a fiery…
“And that's how I earned the Iron Cross.”
6:51–6:59 -
Grampa and Bart stand in a red living room, with Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair and a red dress…
“Can we borrow this, Grandpa?”
6:59–7:10 -
Homer and Marge walk along a muddy path beside a wooden fence strung with barbed wire, with a grey sky…
“When you think about it, mud is nothing but wet dirt.”
7:10–7:20 -
Homer and Marge, in the rain, first with Marge in a green dress and blue beehive watching a burning tree…
7:20–7:30 -
Homer climbs a wooden ladder into a hayloft and embraces a blue-haired woman in a green strapless dress…
“Safe at last.”
7:30–7:43 -
A bearded farmer in overalls and a pink shirt, not one of the regular characters, stands outside a red barn…
“Looks like we got us some intruders.”
7:43–7:55 -
A bald, purple-bearded old man in blue overalls, who is not a named regular, aims a shotgun fitted…
“If somebody's in here, you're in for some serious ass-forking.”
7:55–8:05 -
Marge and Homer lie pressed together on a bed of straw, both wide-eyed and grimacing as they grip…
“Huh.”
8:05–8:11 -
Homer and Marge Simpson are hidden in a pile of hay inside a wooden barn
“That was close.”
8:11–8:20 -
Homer and Marge kiss in a hay-covered loft beside a wooden ladder, then Homer lies back on the hay
“Mmm, baby.”
8:20–8:31 -
No characters are visible
8:31–8:34 -
Homer kneels by a wall outlet in the kitchen, working on a box labeled Cold Faithful Refrigerator Motor…
“Oh! My hero!”
8:34–8:48 -
Lisa and Bart stand together at the left of a hallway, watching as Homer and Marge embrace near a pink arched…
“Mmm, mmm, mmm. Hey, public display. Yeah, what's with the love thing?”
8:48–8:59 -
Bart stands fidgeting with his hands behind his back in a pink hallway while Homer looms over him…
“Whoa!”
8:59–9:11 -
A bearded pirate captain in a red coat and tricorn hat stands with his back to the viewer, facing a group…
“Uh, Captain, Captain, I know we usually bury the treasure,”
9:11–9:23 -
On a sandy beach beside the sea, a group of pirates dig with shovels: a man in a red bandana and striped…
“We'll dig up the treasure in seven yards.”
9:23–9:35 -
Bart wears large grey headphones outdoors beside a tree with wooden planks nailed up its trunk and a house…
“So you see, there's treasure everywhere.”
9:35–9:39 -
Bart and Lisa stand in the backyard in front of a pink house with a grill and a purple tree
“Okay, here's the deal.”
9:39–9:50 -
Bart stands beside Lisa in a red dress and pearl necklace in front of a pink house, while Lisa looks down…
“Now, as for wands and scepters... It's a bottle cap.”
9:50–10:01 -
Homer Simpson stands in a parking lot in front of a light blue sedan and a red convertible, with a chain-link…
“Sorry, guys.”
10:01–10:12 -
Carl stands in a parking lot beside a brown-haired man in a light blue shirt and blue tie, who is still hard…
“Yeah, I always figured Marge would be a dynamo in the sack, you know?”
10:12–10:24 -
Homer, Lisa at the wheel of an orange truck, Carl in a pink cap, and a brown-haired man in a white shirt…
“Oh, knock it off, you perverts.”
10:24–10:37 -
Homer Simpson stands by a pink-curtained window in a green room, holding a purple suitcase beside a basket…
“If there's anything more exquisite than Queen Anne's lace, I haven't found it.”
10:37–10:51 -
Homer and Marge sit close together on a purple canopy bed in a green-walled bedroom with a framed picture…
“Should we get started?”
10:51–11:01 -
Homer and Marge Simpson lie stiffly side by side on a purple canopy bed in a green-walled bedroom…
“Hmm, something's not right.”
11:01–11:11 -
Homer and Marge Simpson are in their pink-canopied bed, Homer in a white shirt and blue pants and Marge…
“Cause if it did... What's wrong with this, Homer?”
11:11–11:25 -
Homer and Marge sit on a pink canopy bed in their bedroom when a maid in a blue dress and white apron…
“Oh, good lord!”
11:25–11:35 -
Homer Simpson stands beside Marge Simpson, with her tall blue beehive, red bead necklace and green dress…
“Mine too.”
11:35–11:43 -
Homer and Marge kneel on a pink canopy bed, gesturing and then clasping hands as Marge shifts aside and Homer…
“There's that dirty girl I married.”
11:43–11:55 -
A woman in a red dress with pearls and brown hair sits at a red table with a half-finished jigsaw puzzle…
“Shh, they'll hear us. They didn't hear us in the sewing room.”
11:55–12:05 -
Bart stands at a wooden coffee table cluttered with junk, including a license plate reading 24TBEE…
“Whoa, excellent haul.”
12:05–12:16 -
Bart sits on a red armchair against a pink wall and talks with his mouth open, eyes rolled sideways…
“Hey, you're back. Did you rock the casbah?”
12:16–12:23 -
Marge Simpson and Homer Simpson stand side by side against a pink wall beside a small orange and teal…
“It's okay when you're in love.”
12:23–12:33 -
Bart and Lisa sit on a dark red couch in a pink living room while Marge and bald Homer in a white shirt stand…
“Ew.”
12:33–12:44 -
Lisa and Bart stand in a muddy lot full of dug-up holes in front of the Aztec Theater marquee…
“This is it, Lise. The mother load.”
12:44–12:55 -
Bart and Lisa kneel in a dirt lot beside a fenced yard with a brick building behind them
“Wow!”
12:55–13:06 -
Homer and Marge are on a mini-golf green at the Merrie Olde Fun Centre, with a sign reading "Putt's-A-Lot"…
“Naked!”
13:06–13:20 -
Homer and Marge stand together in a purple-paneled room
“Oh, this is so naughty. Coming back to our old love nest.”
13:20–13:27 -
Homer and Marge Simpson stand close together in a narrow purple corridor with slanted wooden slats…
“It hasn't changed since that magical evening when I knocked you up.”
13:27–13:40 -
Homer and Marge stand in a purple-walled corridor holding hands beneath a heart reading "HOMER + MARGE"
“Yeah.”
13:40–13:51 -
Lisa, Bart, and Grampa watch a projection screen in their living room, where a title card reads "Casablanca"…
“Here comes two!”
13:51–14:01 -
A man in a fedora and trench coat and a uniformed officer with a cap and thin moustache walk across a foggy…
“Louie, I think this could be the start of a beautiful friendship.”
14:01–14:11 -
A black-and-white animated scene in a dim, cloudy setting shows a man in a fedora and trench coat…
“Come on, I'll buy you a falafel.”
14:11–14:22 -
A black-and-white cartoon in a noir style shows a man in a fedora and trench coat, a woman in a wide-brimmed…
“Hope you don't mind my dropping in. Not at all, sweet cakes.”
14:22–14:34 -
A black-and-white animated wedding at a small church: a bride and groom, who look like one-off characters…
14:34–14:39 -
Lisa stands beside a purple-legged projector in a yellow room and works its lens while its light beam shines…
“Unbelievable.”
14:39–14:51 -
Mr. Burns stands beside Lisa, the girl with star-shaped spiky hair in a red dress and pearl necklace…
“Oy, oy, oy. Where did you get this, you shrunken old hag?”
14:51–15:02 -
Mr. Burns leans on a cane in a room with yellow walls and red carpet, while Lisa and Bart stand before…
“We tried to tack that happy ending on the picture, cause back then, well, studio execs,”
15:02–15:13 -
Mr. Burns stands with Lisa, who wears a red dress and pearl necklace, and Bart, in a red shirt and blue…
“This should be in a museum. Look, I'll tell you what,”
15:13–15:23 -
Ned Flanders in his green sweater and moustache stands with a woman in a pink vest and red skirt who has…
“Now, the secret to the windmill hole is to...”
15:23–15:33 -
Ned Flanders stands on a putting green beside a windmill-style hole, with two curly-haired children…
“Woo-hoo!”
15:33–15:46 -
Homer and Marge embrace in a cramped purple-walled room with a green cloth and a white bundle nearby, Marge…
“A hand.”
15:46–15:57 -
Ned Flanders crawls on hands and knees across a grassy lawn beside a yellow-framed blue glass booth…
“Truant ball, eh?”
15:57–16:08 -
Homer and Marge Simpson are pressed together in a tight, straining embrace against a purple wall…
“Feels like a hefty bag full of meat.”
16:08–16:16 -
On a dusk-lit street with a windmill and Eiffel Tower-themed backdrop, a boy with orange hair in a green…
“No, Daddy, you stick your hand in there and see what it is.”
16:16–16:26 -
Ned Flanders in a green sweater, a woman with an auburn bouffant, and a blond boy in a blue shirt and pink…
“Maybe it's presents for all of us. Well, could be anything.”
16:26–16:40 -
Mr. Burns sits in a purple chair near a windmill with a crowd nearby, including Ned Flanders in a green…
“It was people.”
16:40–16:52 -
Ned Flanders holds a white pair of underwear on a long pole, with Chief Wiggum and a woman with a red…
“People soiled our greed. And now they're out there somewhere,”
16:52–17:04 -
Moe, Mrs. Krabappel, and Ned Flanders stand on a grassy park path by a pond while Chief Wiggum holds a white…
“You've got to catch them.”
17:04–17:15 -
Chief Wiggum kneels on a grassy lawn beside a brown greyhound while Moe and Mrs. Krabappel with her tall…
“That's a shame. He had one day left till retirement.”
17:15–17:21 -
Homer and Marge Simpson are on a suburban sidewalk beside a large green tree, in front of a pink house…
17:21–17:28 -
Marge Simpson and Homer Simpson appear in a sunny suburban street outside the pink house with the purple…
17:28–17:35 -
Homer and Marge stand in front of a green hedge under a blue sky, beside a white goose-shaped whirligig…
“Can we trade?”
17:35–17:43 -
Marge Simpson and Homer Simpson stand together on a grassy lawn in front of a green hedge under a blue sky…
“I don't trust these guys.”
17:43–17:50 -
Marge and Homer sit in an orange car on a used car lot beneath a red balloon…
“Gil, thank God it's you. You've got to help us.”
17:50–18:00 -
Homer and Marge stand outdoors under a string of colorful pennant bunting with a purple truck behind them…
“Well, that's what I'm here for. I mean, you're young, successful, you're naked.”
18:00–18:08 -
Homer and Marge watch from behind parked cars on a used car lot strung with pennant bunting
“Ha, da-da-da-da, cha-cha-cha, cha-cha-cha.”
18:08–18:20 -
Chief Wiggum stands beside a white police car marked 911 at a used car lot, gesturing and holding a gun…
“All right, man, those nudies are here somewhere.”
18:20–18:34 -
Homer and Marge first embrace in a muddy pit with brown earthen walls while a red car sits in the background
“But think of the scandal. Yeah, the British tabloids will have a field day.”
18:34–18:44 -
Mr. Burns stands on a street lined with parked cars while Chief Wiggum and two other officers, one with dark…
“Oh, they stole the balloon.”
18:44–18:57 -
Homer and Marge Simpson ride in a wicker hot-air balloon basket beneath a red balloon bearing the banner…
“Okay, I think I figured this thing out.”
18:57–19:07 -
Homer and Marge Simpson are in a wicker hot-air balloon basket tethered by a rope above a rooftop clothesline…
“Oh, these are please. Just grab them.”
19:07–19:15 -
Homer Simpson clings to a thick brown rope against a bright blue sky dotted with white clouds
“I want you to pull on the thing that's near the other thing.”
19:15–19:28 -
A bespectacled man with short brown hair and a blue robe speaks at a wooden podium with a microphone…
“Now let us thank the Lord for this magnificent crystal cathedral,”
19:28–19:41 -
A man in a blue robe with brown hair and glasses stands at a wooden pulpit under a geodesic dome…
“Now quickly, gaze down at God's fabulous parquet floor.”
19:41–19:54 -
Marge rides in the wicker basket of a red hot-air balloon over a town with a nuclear power plant and its twin…
“Hang on, homie. I'm gonna try to set her down.”
19:54–20:02 -
Marge Simpson rides in a wicker hot-air balloon basket above a suburban neighborhood of pools and houses…
“Thank you. Wow, a lot of people have pools.”
20:02–20:13 -
Homer dangles from a red rope beneath a pink balloon and a wicker basket carrying a blue-beehived Marge…
“Dear Lord, look at that blimp. He's hanging from a balloon.”
20:13–20:26 -
Homer starts out nude and hanging by a rope from a goal post in a stadium while helmeted players in white…
“Oh, by me?”
20:26–20:38 -
Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson stand on a football field, first behind a huge football and later out…
“I'm hideous!”
20:38–20:50 -
Homer and Marge stand in front of a crowd of cheering spectators on a green field, Homer gesturing with one…
“Wow.”
20:50–21:00 -
Homer, Bart, Lisa and Marge Simpson sit and stand around the blue-draped kitchen table…
“Uh, I was just trying to find Dave Barry's column.”
21:00–21:06 -
Marge stands at a kitchen counter beside a green refrigerator while Bart in his orange shirt and Lisa…
“Kids, I want to explain about the stadium.”
21:06–21:16 -
Homer Simpson stands behind a blue kitchen table in the family kitchen, with Bart in his orange shirt…
“accustomed to each other. Dads especially.”
21:16–21:17 -
Marge stands in a purple room in front of a purple double-door cabinet with an orange frame and a stack…
“So they need to explore new ways to express their love.”
21:17–21:27 -
Marge stands beside Homer, who wears a white shirt, as Homer's hand rests on her arm while they stand…
“But we never intended it to end like that with thousands of people”
21:27–21:36 -
Bart and Lisa sit at the kitchen table with Homer and Marge standing beside it, Homer with an arm…
“Who's in the mood for miniature golf? Ooh, I am.”
21:36–21:49 -
Bart and Lisa stand together in a doorway in front of a pink wall
“Huh, they're gonna feel so silly when they realize they forgot us.”
21:49–21:55 -
No animated characters appear in this moment; it is a black title card sequence in the credits
21:55–22:04 -
No Simpsons characters appear in this sequence; it is a black title-card sequence with gold text on a black…
“Burn that Ooyah sound”
22:04–22:13 -
Only a black screen with gold end-credit text
“Degenerate the faithful”
22:13–22:22 -
No Simpsons characters appear in this moment, which is a black end-credits sequence in a plain gold…
“With that crazy cat bar sound And the fellow when they”
22:22–22:31 -
No Simpsons characters appear; the moment is a sequence of black end-credit title cards from a 1998 episode
“guitar picket arms As soon as the sheriff cleared the square They”
22:31–22:40 -
In a dim, blue-tinted animated movie theater, silhouetted audience members sit in rows of seats, with a large…
“Shh.”
22:40–22:51
Who's in it
Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Marge Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Moe Szyslak, Milhouse Van Houten, Grampa Simpson, Principal Skinner, Ned Flanders, Chief Wiggum, Lenny Leonard, Carl Carlson, Mrs. Krabappel, Mr. Burns, Waylon Smithers, Ralph Wiggum, Reverend Lovejoy, Santa's Little Helper, Lou, Eddie, Todd Flanders, Maude Flanders, Rod Flanders, Helen Lovejoy, Agnes Skinner, Old Jewish Man, Raphael, Gil Gunderson, Marty, Adolf Hitler, Bill, Cow, Crystal Cathedral Preacher, Farmer, Maid, Melvin Van Horne's grandchildren, Officer Sniffy
Everyone who appears in it, from the Simpsons wiki. Every character